Things Husbands Never Say
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- Опубликовано: 3 апр 2023
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I'd love to see your wives' reaction to this video.
Same
Also same
same
or do a video things wives never say lol
We need this!!
and I had been thinking all this time I was annoying my man. Thanks for confirming how much he enjoys it. Can't wait to get home
LMAO
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LOL
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😂😂😂😂
"Babe! You said you didn't have an opinion and now you do! You tricked me!" He said In sweet surprise. Haha I couldn't stop laughing over that one! These are too perfect! 😂
I love the “cuddle, cuddle, cuddle…with no escalation”
Same 😂
I remember being young and thinking that was a possibility. 🤣🤣🤣
Exactly 😂😂😂😂. Always escalates
@@sumtxflygrl1
I cuddle all the time with my wife without escalating. 🤷♂️
“DONT calm down. This is worthy of a freak out moment!” Made me giggle lol
I high key wish my husband would say that 😂😂😂 why are things not worth freaking out over?!?!
If they said that we'd actually deescalate 🤣
@@emilymg1 hahaha right!
@@Nerdy-By-Nature lol probably!
This was so insightful into the mind of the frustrated husband 😅
“I’ll just put the tools I use every day up in the attic and get them as I need them. My body is so malleable.” 😂
I love crawling into tight tight spaces! 😂😂😂😂 Had me DYING
The camera panning down was perfection😅
Pleaseeeee "Oh turn here, I love it when you tell me right when its time to turn. makes me feel like I am in fast and the furious" GOLDDDDDD lol
“can your mom please stay for another week”- said no man ever. 😂😂
😂
I love when you gasp while
I’m
Driving 🤣. Funny. My husband hates that! 😂😜
Mine too
Same 😂
The hairs stuck to the shower walls and "We don't see your sister and her kids enough!" killed me!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
"Oh no, please...you take the remote! You always control the volume so much better than me!"
My husband gasps at my driving. It scares me every time. He's the most stressful passenger ever. 😬🤣
Lol! "Yes, I'll massage your back for you and rub your feet, too! And, no, I won't expect anything later in return." That was my favorite 😄
Jake calling in to check on how things were & the eggs question made me laugh out loud!
Scrambled? 😂😂😂
I don’t know how the laundry works, but my wife’s hair always ends up in my underwear and I’m pulling it out of my butt constantly. So cute.
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The whole “dinner tonight is vegan!yes!” Omg!! I was dying laughing😂😂😂 Even jake was struggling selling that one😂😂😂😂 you guys are awesome!
These are SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO TRUE!!!!!!!!! My husband ONLY says the complete opposite of everything in this video. Bravo you named it!!!
But would he really still love you if you had spaghetti for arms tho??
@@chocolateearrings I'll wait until he's about to fall asleep and then ask him! LOL
@@Megan-gl4zzi'm curious if he said yes lol
I literally choked on my drink at the "tree bark and BAaAcOn" blooper. 😆
I am “the wife” of 38 years…and you guys nailed it! U r hysterical…I was just saying to my husband that if some recorded our conversations….and it’s like u just did!
I love that pan down when they said his body is so malleable
😂noticed that too😂😂😂😂
The “listen, listen, listen… cuddle, cuddle, cuddle” literally had me shaking with laughter!
1. If my husband said some of these things-that’d be HOT.
2. Brad really wants to golf with friends
3. You don’t have to ask if we want to see Kathryn & Rachel-the answer is always yes!
Listen listen, cuddle cuddle 😂😂
The fact that I noticed the door being left open in the first place... the involuntary feeling of relief that it DID, in fact, get shut right away after all... what have I become?! 😂 #imablameitonmosquitos
I was waiting for someone's eye to start twitching. 🤣
Do one that kids never say
And, of course, the other way around - so how the TV has sports every day almost and almost every month of the year, man noises, driving fast, the thermostat, man cave etc etc
Yes!!!
You forgot "I'm gonna lay down and take a nap on the couch and I want you and the kids to carry on with your normal activities, it won't bother me at all!"
listen listen listen, cuddle cuddle cuddle 😁
The gasping 😂😂😂😂😂
Universal truth
HA!! The look on my husbands face when I gasped while he was driving. Thankfully he couldn’t see my foot stomping on the imaginary brake.
The tension is their voices😂😂
Would definitely love to see your wives' reactions to this 😂
I shared this with so many of my married friends and they all died laughing! 😂 absolutely one of the best!
I am seriously cracking up so much. This may be one of my favorite videos EVER!!!!!
Yes, definitely show the reaction your wives have. This was HILARIOUS. Thank you!
OMG, I have a 'slightly' narcissistic friend and this is basically how I talk to her :)
"Would you still love me if I had spaghetti as arms?" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Yes, the wife reaction would be great.
I particularly got a kick out of the lines that you guys couldn't quite manage to say without showing the pain on your face.
Definitely want to see their reactions!
“Just cuddle… No escalation.” 😅
Could see Jake’s active disgust as he says “I don’t care about my bracket”
Yes. Always more Kath and Rach!
Also, these videos are gold. 😂 Pretty sure you could do a miniseries on this topic alone.
"Listen, listen now... Cuddle, cuddle later..." 😂😂😂
“I love your body hair. It’s like cuddling with a teddy bear.”
“I love your cold feet. It’s like soaking in an ice bath.”
“I love your mood swings. It’s like dating multiple women.” 😂
the body hair comment does not pass the vibe check
@@teresamckernan6027 none of these comments do tbh...
@@teresamckernan6027 They really keep proving they're just into children, it's absolutely disgusting
Seeing the wive’s reaction is definitely a Go!👍🏽Ohh! Film your consequences too 😂
Should be called, "Things other husbands always say, according to your wife" or "Things that whipped but somehow still fabulously wealthy husbands of Instagram moms say"
Please do a wives react!!😂
"No escalation" I'm hollering 😂😂😂😂
I’m going to show this to my husband, against my better judgement. 😂😂
These hit CLOSE to home 😂. I am truly blessed to be with my wife but I want her to watch this with me and share the brutally honest laughs!
"Cuddle, cuddle, cuddle. And no escalation!" 😂
This is way too accurate
"teddy hairs" that got me good lol
They can't hide their sarcasm lol
This was so good and had me cackling 😂 also yes, I would love to see Kathryn and Rachel's reactions to this!!
“ I’ll just stop and ask another man for directions “ LOL
Spaghetti arms lol
Babe I know I just showered, but I'd be happy to go mow the lawn that grew a full 1/4 inch since I last mowed it.
Would LOVE to see a reaction video!! I can relate to so many of these 😅😂
Watching this as I cycle through my purses dumping crap from one bag to another 🤣
I legit proudly tell my husband when a meal is vegetarian and am always surprised when he’s not impressed 🤣 Over here making magic, healthy, money saving dishes- BE EXCITED! 😂😂😂 He’s like “greeeaaaat”
Poor guy
I love the duality between all the stuff we're thinking and would never say and the stuff we'd all say bet never believe.
Sketch idea: normal husband vs. husband who worked at Chick-fil-a
When wife asks him to do something
- normal = annoyed reply
- chick fil a = my pleasure and sprints to finish task
Fast and the furious 😂 I watch my own directions now
Adaptive cruise control in the minivan is pretty awesome
Had to share this video with my husband lol. I get it now babe...🤷🏽♀️😂🤭😭
“Listen listen listen” 🤣. Yes to the Rachel and Kathryn reaction video!
Best Jean shorts video in a long time! Killed it!! Would like the video with the women folk!
Oh, they say it. They say it just like this!
Look forward to the ladies' reaction
The “I just sat down” is true, and I hate it.
Jake….. maybe wait until after you’re married to show them the video.
and yet some of these things would legit save marriages🤣🤣🤣
As a husband of 25 years, I can absolutely assure you that this is gospel truth!
My husband actually does say the shoe thing.
I've never heard my husband (41 years!) say "you're absolutely right, honey. Farting is not funny!"
i’m laughing my head off so much at this!😂😭🤭 you guys are too hilarious!😅
As a guy, I could see myself saying a few of these
I love talking about feelings, cuddling, and am not afraid to ask for help...I'm not super handy.
This is the most relatable video I've ever seen lol please show us their reactions!
This was soooooo funny! Now ya’ll need to do a things wives never say.
Yessss need the reactions 😂😂😂
Love how they sound progressively more passive aggressive 😂
When he said wadding up the hair from the brush and throwing it on the floor. That hit hard
"And I do not expect anything in return" 😂
Even as a fourteen year old boy I can relate to this hard 🔥
Bless your heart..
It's only true because our society accepts it. Break out of the mold and choose a selfless loving thriving marriage.
Teddyhair. Omg! 😂😂😂
I'm ready to do more work all night! XD
This is one of my favourite videos you guys have done. Bravo!
Absolutely we need a reaction video from your wives 😂
Yesssss, a wives' reaction video would be epic!!!
We need a girls gone mild version of this
“Of course you can have some of my fries. I totally understand that you didn’t want any at the time we ordered but now that you smell them, yeah, I get it. Here, have the whole plate. “.
Oh my gosh guys..this is too accurate and some of your best work 💀👏🏼👏🏼
This scares me. I am now worried that I'll constantly annoy my future husband 😅
This is an all-time classic.
"tonight we're eating vegan food" my husband "THANK YOU!!!!"
AHAHAHAHAHA i have been personally attacked by the line about gasping in the car. For the last time, I was pregnant and there was an ELOTE MAN!!
You mean the girls didn’t write this video?!? Yes, I’d love to see a reaction video!!!!
SUCH A GREAT VIDEO! I was so glad y'all included "no I don't want to provide a solution" !
Sometimes we don’t want a solution. We just want to feel validated in our freak out. Is that too much to ask?!😂
YES!!! Wife reactions would be so good!!! Do it!