Oh no! It's one thing having all the things in the video be accurate (which they are)... But another thing all together if your wife doesn't find it hilarious! So yes, here are some prayers!! *hands you prayers*
You left out - *while sitting on couch* "Of course I'd love to do (whatever task)! That's why I asked you 3 times if you needed anything before I sat down and turned the tv on!"
OH MY GOD YES. Need any help? No? You sure? I could do _____. No? Ok well if you're sure I'm going out on the porch to drink a beer and read a book. Less than 5 minutes later: "Babe can you come make _____ or clean _____!"
This is the same reaction I have to whenever I see my mom watching The View. How someone can sit for hours listening to 4 washed-up bimbos with zero credentials giving strong opinions on politics and celebrity relationships is beyond me.
@@busteroaks402 Then says you always work instead of spending time with her. When the only reason you have to work so much is to pay for all her stuff and her totaled car of course.
I got married in 2013, since then I have had three trucks with a total of 600 000 km (375 000 miles). No accidents, no tickets. Wife has maybe driven 50 000 km (30 000 miles) 2 tickets and an accident. She'll still critique my driving and gasp all the God damn time.
@@danlevesque5437 I did this to a woman with something even more important, got a girl I was dating to vacuum a small room. She spun in circles no less than 12 times twisting up my immaculate vacuum cable into a bird's nest. 🤦
Na Target is for Saturdays where the wives can spend a solid 4 hours +. Tuesday poker is around the block just out of sight of the wives while the men are on their 'evening walk'.
I feel like this was his way of just venting all of the stupid stuff his wife has probably done to him over the years and he just disfuised it as a RUclips video. Well played sir.
@@travolta4687 Most likely and if she was behind the camera, i could see her just viting her lip from both not saying anything and also bursting out laughing.
This cracks me up but also kinda makes me super appreciate my hubby ... he was diagnosed christmas '2016 of a huge brain tumor and we are still on his journey : ( his tumor is aggressive and keeps growing back - so drs kinda given us the "day at a time , nothing we can do" gentle talk. Though he can't do the hubby stuff he did the first 27 yrs of our marriage, mowing lawn or out with the guys (he is mostly immoble now) - I appreciate his sense of humor and how he does luv his redzone football sundays still. Funny, Iam the one who is in 'hubby's shoes'! (and when i burn dinn I have backup for hubby and me too!! ) Cute vid : )
@@aprilchronister9980 ya know my one uncle his wife has had a brain tumor removed and it seems every year she has a slight relapse and it's hard on him and she just cant do stuff like she used to. That's why were always told to cherish every moment we can. Even the hard times.
This video just popped up after me and my girlfriend got into a fight about how I don't do enough chores around the house cause I didn't do the dishes yesterday.... on her day off. You know the day I worked all day, left before the sun came up and came home after the sun came up. But no way in her entirely busy day off could she have done those dishes or at least not complained when I didn't do them because I was fixing the sink after work.
The gasps are too accurate. I remember my ex always doing that, so I finally asked “Is driving like a series of terrifying moments for you?” She said yes...
My sons dad doesn’t pay attention-he plays video games on his phone while driving and has almost hit cars & people and ran off the road..:...but ‘didn’t need me to tell him,he saw.’ 🙄 his family says the same thing & hates driving with him when they had to. Can’t wait to get my license-(wasn’t able to before bc he’s abusive) and leave. Hopefully one day his stupidity will be the end of him but only when he’s the only one in the car (although if it’s his mom too that’s only all the better-she’s pretty much the cult leader of the family).
This may be the funniest one you've done yet. "I love when you tell me how to drive...plus, I've been in zero accidents and you've been in four...just this year..." Holy schnikees, hysterical!
I don't mean to gloat. Just hoping for some statistics. Ive been happily married 7 years and never had any of these situations come up. Although we are always honest with each other and communicate like talking was going out of style. Are there really that many of you that have "honey-do" lists and have to make your partner happy even when you're not?
For me 80% of these have happened. Especially the “lets not try any of the 6 solutions I offered, let’s just talk about how we feel”. But in all honesty I might not be perfect either. Question for you... are you the man in the relationship or the woman? because it’s hard to believe you have never experienced these things.
My dad makes this guy look like chump change. He is 70 and fixed the ac unit in order to install a new shelving unit, then did the lawn and put new pavers on the outdoor patio. All in one day.
My wife calculates savings on sale items as earnings. She thinks if she saves $10 dollars on $100 worth of stuff that she hasn't actually spent $90, she has made $10. That's why we're so rich all the time.
For anyone actually in a relationship like this, PLEASE: (btw - short comedy sketches, but useful) How To Fight - the Holderness Family: ruclips.net/video/THE1t57ZrEI/видео.html ADHD Life Hacks (also works as marriage hacks) - Holderness Family ruclips.net/video/kjlDcJfRilA/видео.html Top 7 Marriage Hacks - Dude Dad: ruclips.net/video/gYWNl6LxNgI/видео.html I Didn’t Screw Up (That Bad) - Holderness Family ruclips.net/video/U5uMMsIYRKA/видео.html
Wait...there are husbands that answer their phones when their wife calls and at an office?!? Mine has no choice but to listen to me vent time because he is temporarily remote due to COVID. 🤣
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Oddly I say these exact same things to my wife in this exact same tone and she has never called me the perfect husband.
Funny how they pick up the sarcasm instantly
Didn't she ever say that you are a perfect . . . something?
@@noyopacific perfect stranger
"Oddly"
I like the silliness of this almost as much as i like my silly and stupid videos. 🤔
My wife left the room half way through this. Prayers
Just get the pillow and blanket for the couch now.
@@cameronjournal why does she get to have the bed?
My girlfriend stopped watching halfway through too but she said she's not my wife so it doesn't count
Oh no! It's one thing having all the things in the video be accurate (which they are)... But another thing all together if your wife doesn't find it hilarious! So yes, here are some prayers!! *hands you prayers*
Safe bro safe
The part about gasping and pointing out things while driving really resonated with me
I turned off the voice on my GPS because I couldn't take two women telling me how two drive.
My husband found the answer to this one-he’s now extremely hard of hearing
You left out - *while sitting on couch* "Of course I'd love to do (whatever task)! That's why I asked you 3 times if you needed anything before I sat down and turned the tv on!"
Ouch! But don't you know it's not an expression of love unless the thing is as inconvenient as possible?
OH MY GOD YES. Need any help? No? You sure? I could do _____. No? Ok well if you're sure I'm going out on the porch to drink a beer and read a book. Less than 5 minutes later: "Babe can you come make _____ or clean _____!"
“Especially because everyone on that show is super rational and doesn’t need any therapy :).” So on point
I read this as he said it lol
That's so spot on. Like every show she watches fits this exact sarcasm.
Dr phil 2
This is the same reaction I have to whenever I see my mom watching The View. How someone can sit for hours listening to 4 washed-up bimbos with zero credentials giving strong opinions on politics and celebrity relationships is beyond me.
My wife loves murder porn and the bachelor. It’s the only two things she ever watches
This is the most accurate thing I have ever seen on the internet
Yup. Hit that one right on the head
Agreed
You are correct also full disclosure I'm not this guy I enjoy my life haha
Nope
I was going to send this to my wife. But decided I didn’t want to get divorced.
I’m sorry, but what would the downside be?
He have a new one "perfect" wife!! Maybe send both to your wife.😆
Well duhh... You'll get that divorce when she decides she wants it and no sooner...
I actually sent it to mine and she sent me back "The 'Perfect' Wife" one back. I did not know about that one.. I should have known.
I’m dying of laughter & told my husband to come watch with me. If your wife can’t laugh at her ridiculousness then that’s a bummer lol.
“Plus Ive been in zero accidents and you’ve been in four”. Never heard anything more accurate to my life.
.. this year
Yeah putting on eye shadow
Literally me and my girlfriend except she has 2
My wife totalled a car by hitting a post in a parking lot looking at a Target store!
@@busteroaks402 Then says you always work instead of spending time with her. When the only reason you have to work so much is to pay for all her stuff and her totaled car of course.
I got married in 2013, since then I have had three trucks with a total of 600 000 km (375 000 miles). No accidents, no tickets. Wife has maybe driven 50 000 km (30 000 miles) 2 tickets and an accident. She'll still critique my driving and gasp all the God damn time.
Gotta love her though 😅😭😭
@@justinpettit8282 I do!
My wife is pretty safe but she is always beater vehicle shopping
It's amazing how many guys never pay attention until they get married and then learn these lessons and it's too late
@@danlevesque5437 I did this to a woman with something even more important, got a girl I was dating to vacuum a small room. She spun in circles no less than 12 times twisting up my immaculate vacuum cable into a bird's nest. 🤦
Isn't Tuesday night poker at Target with the other husbands?
This was the origins story
Na Target is for Saturdays where the wives can spend a solid 4 hours +. Tuesday poker is around the block just out of sight of the wives while the men are on their 'evening walk'.
They gotta get their hours in....
Sounds like a GRINDR meet up.
missed call back opportunity for sure
"I'm getting sick of our brand-new countertops as well." Hahahaha.
The kitchen remodel. That hit home. I also love replacing new items with brand new items for no reason.....
Do not show your wife this video. As funny as you think it is, she will not see it the same way.
Sincerely,
A guy who didn't hear this advice in time
I feel like this was his way of just venting all of the stupid stuff his wife has probably done to him over the years and he just disfuised it as a RUclips video. Well played sir.
Doesn't his wife film these for him too 🤣
@@travolta4687 Most likely and if she was behind the camera, i could see her just viting her lip from both not saying anything and also bursting out laughing.
Legend has it he's been sleeping on the couch since the filming of this
This cracks me up but also kinda makes me super appreciate my hubby ... he was diagnosed christmas '2016 of a huge brain tumor and we are still on his journey : ( his tumor is aggressive and keeps growing back - so drs kinda given us the "day at a time , nothing we can do" gentle talk. Though he can't do the hubby stuff he did the first 27 yrs of our marriage, mowing lawn or out with the guys (he is mostly immoble now) - I appreciate his sense of humor and how he does luv his redzone football sundays still. Funny, Iam the one who is in 'hubby's shoes'! (and when i burn dinn I have backup for hubby and me too!! ) Cute vid : )
@@aprilchronister9980 ya know my one uncle his wife has had a brain tumor removed and it seems every year she has a slight relapse and it's hard on him and she just cant do stuff like she used to. That's why were always told to cherish every moment we can. Even the hard times.
This should be documented and inserted into all wedding documents from the state
"I've been in zero accidents, and you've been in four... Just this year..." I DIED XD
“So your totally qualified to tell me how to drive” 😂🤣
"Of course I'll sell my sports car to buy a minivan, babe! What a great idea!"
True bro
Don't have children and you don't have to worry about that. Husband and I have 2 cars, a jeep, and 2 motorcycles 🏍🏍 🎉
@@ErynLizabeth_TheVegan you can have kids and have all that. Got rid of a coupe got an suv. Still have my nice car, 3 motorcycles and have a Son.
You spelled 3 motorcycles wrong, but I get what you're saying.
Get a Charger
I’m crying, but not in a good way. Man, I miss being single
This video is actually 6 seconds long but RUclips says its 7 seconds long:ruclips.net/video/5bve0l0Z_sc/видео.html
Go to his channel page for proof
"signs you are in a healthy and loving relationship" for 2000
I feel sorry for your boy\girlfriend... You shouldn't be in a relationship.
@@mandielou - I feel sorry for you and your potential significant other. Must be tough with no sense of humor
I'm crying, bug not in a good way. Man, I miss being married
The accuracy of this 🤣
Would like but 69 likes
Much research
I have the exact same breville espresso machine. Took my wife a year to finally start using it! Spot on!
Bruh the Breville RIPS
You need to add "I just love finding your long hair on the shower wall! I also love picking it up for you so you don't have to!"
My fiancee has dyed hair and it has actually stained our shower wall and I’m so annoyed by her because we live in an apartment that we are renting
This video just popped up after me and my girlfriend got into a fight about how I don't do enough chores around the house cause I didn't do the dishes yesterday.... on her day off. You know the day I worked all day, left before the sun came up and came home after the sun came up. But no way in her entirely busy day off could she have done those dishes or at least not complained when I didn't do them because I was fixing the sink after work.
Wow, you invited all of your friends over for your essential oils pyrimid scheme party!!!
Although this is hilarious, I couldn’t laugh. It was way too accurate; it almost made me cry.
This hit way to close to home in every way. I'm actually really glad it's not just me.
Has his wife seen this? There might still be time to delete this.
is he married??
Actually when lasagna has the burnt crispy cheese on the sides, it's delicious!
I’m getting sick of these brand new countertops as well!
🤣🤣🤣
I don’t even know what to say to this but, wow. Just wow
This is really specific
Only thing he forgot was the rehashing something wrong you did 10 years ago..
“Just this year” it’s January 5th 🤣🤣🤣
This was the last time myles slept in a bed.
You forgot “Oh, you want to remind me of everything you wanted me to do today while I’m getting ready for bed?”
Well done dude!
The gasps are too accurate. I remember my ex always doing that, so I finally asked
“Is driving like a series of terrifying moments for you?”
She said yes...
My sons dad doesn’t pay attention-he plays video games on his phone while driving and has almost hit cars & people and ran off the road..:...but ‘didn’t need me to tell him,he saw.’ 🙄 his family says the same thing & hates driving with him when they had to. Can’t wait to get my license-(wasn’t able to before bc he’s abusive) and leave. Hopefully one day his stupidity will be the end of him but only when he’s the only one in the car (although if it’s his mom too that’s only all the better-she’s pretty much the cult leader of the family).
Did we date the same woman? My ex refused to drive on interstates because trucks were too big.
One covid advantage is that you can invite your passengers to put their masks over their eyes.
After I had my first child, I became protective, and driving on freeways was overwhelming.
@@lowfat3082 if freeways overwhelm you, you shouldn’t be a parent
This is one of the best yet, right up there with the Yeti lunch box comparison to a plastic bag
Omg !!!! This is perfect!.... Even his mono tone of voice! 😂😂😂😂
I hope you will do another one and play your wife "The Perfect Wife"-can't wait to laugh again
Best video yet by far.
This may be the funniest one you've done yet. "I love when you tell me how to drive...plus, I've been in zero accidents and you've been in four...just this year..." Holy schnikees, hysterical!
I could see the smile fade away on my girls face while I was laughing at this.
I'm gonna send this to my wife. She'll get it! She'll just laugh at it and not have something snarky to say about it
🥁*ba doom tss* 😉😄
🍺CHEERS🍻
"Im actually glad you've reject all 6 of my solutions...the best option is to keep crying about it!" Lmao too real
Remember you don't have to be the "perfect" husband if you don't get married.
Bingo!!!!!!!!!
fax
BUT EVEN GFS ARE LIKE THIS
Yeah, but you also never get to sit on the back porch and clink glasses while watching the kids play in the mud.
need the wife to make a vid now. the “perfect” wife
Agreed!
gotta be honest not sure if the would fly with the feminists or even youtube age restrictions😂
Well you’re in luck; that was just released today! enjoy! 🤣😂🤣
"Work can wait" really got me 😅😅
I’m waiting for the “perfect” wife now
nsfw
@Blck Mach1 lmao I guess not, maybe his wife got mad at him
Don't give guys false hope bro, when you get married you no longer have any friends.
Perfect. Absolutely perfect brother. Too funny...
Geez, now I feel like I should make my own coffee tomorrow 😂
If you do, then this video is not in vain!
I bet Tony doesn't have this problem...
This is the way.
The gasping and pointing out things while I'm driving is so dang true 😂😂😂 I showed her that and she gave me this look 😡😡
the 9 dollar coffee got me rollin lmao
Awwww.....I feel bad for some of these things that I do. What a perspective change. They should do a woman’s perspective too.
Just wait a few years and the kitchen will be back in style.
I needed this after a long day of work. Thank you
You make my husband ACTUALLY look perfect, so good on you 👌
Let us drink to her but think of him who has to keep her, that poor man.
I don't mean to gloat. Just hoping for some statistics. Ive been happily married 7 years and never had any of these situations come up. Although we are always honest with each other and communicate like talking was going out of style. Are there really that many of you that have "honey-do" lists and have to make your partner happy even when you're not?
For me 80% of these have happened. Especially the “lets not try any of the 6 solutions I offered, let’s just talk about how we feel”. But in all honesty I might not be perfect either. Question for you... are you the man in the relationship or the woman? because it’s hard to believe you have never experienced these things.
I've been in no accidents and my husband has been in one big one and almost two with me in the car. So...yeah, I'll tell him to slow down.
I do love the uneasiness brought on by a female passenger gasping as I drive, that’s definitely the case. You Betcha!
Jesus Christ did we just find out that every woman is like this?
I am definitely not like this and can't stand women that are. But there are a lot out them, seemingly just because other women act like this.
Scary, isn't it?
lol, Just found out?
@@PolPotsPieHole just confirmed*
@@bburton2387 Yes, you are.
Ive never related more to the gasping and pointing while driving 😭😂😂😂
Absolutely love your videos thank you for making my shitty year better
After watching this i called my future wife i havent met yet and divorced her in advance.
Nailed it 💯
On one hand, get married.
On the other, stay single and stay free...🧐
I too am having this dilemma.
Have some kiddos and be a good father and husband.
Orrrr
Be single and free. Very torn.
Honestly this video could’ve been an hour long and all guys could still agree to everything he said😂
I’m so glad you rejected the 6 options!!! Lmfao
Someone got into a fight with his wife and or is going too in the near future
This video was made to define “Passive Aggressive”
My dad makes this guy look like chump change. He is 70 and fixed the ac unit in order to install a new shelving unit, then did the lawn and put new pavers on the outdoor patio. All in one day.
“You don’t want to have sex this month? That’s crazy I don’t want to either! We can just talk and talk!”
Yep. Nailed it.
“I’m really glad you rejected all 6 solutions I proposed. The best thing to do is to keep crying about it!” Ouch I felt that one.
This is soooooo true🤣
My wife calculates savings on sale items as earnings. She thinks if she saves $10 dollars on $100 worth of stuff that she hasn't actually spent $90, she has made $10. That's why we're so rich all the time.
My wife does the same thing. Whenever she comes home and says "I just saved $100.00" I say good give me half.
How I talk can't believe my gf thinks Im a jackass and I'm not married hahaha
I actually act like this. I still don’t understand why she’s mad.
“Work can wait.” (Tore me up.)
For anyone actually in a relationship like this, PLEASE:
(btw - short comedy sketches, but useful)
How To Fight - the Holderness Family:
ruclips.net/video/THE1t57ZrEI/видео.html
ADHD Life Hacks (also works as marriage hacks) - Holderness Family
ruclips.net/video/kjlDcJfRilA/видео.html
Top 7 Marriage Hacks - Dude Dad:
ruclips.net/video/gYWNl6LxNgI/видео.html
I Didn’t Screw Up (That Bad) - Holderness Family
ruclips.net/video/U5uMMsIYRKA/видео.html
Wait...there are husbands that answer their phones when their wife calls and at an office?!? Mine has no choice but to listen to me vent time because he is temporarily remote due to COVID. 🤣
My husband in a NUTSHELL lolz 😆 😂 🤣
Watching this has made me realize that you Midwest boys ain't so much different from us Southern boys.
So true only without yes ma’am
It's universal. Works just as well in the UK!
If the phone call comes at a really really bad time it makes me want to do very irrational things
If its a phone call and its not about something life changing... im irrationally upset immediately😂
Y'all know you can marry a person that you... y'know... don't actively hate, right?
my god this guy is spot on.
Dishes are fun! 🤣👍
Watched on full blast with the wife in the room. Glad to say im not getting any for at least a week.
It’s hilarious and sad how accurate this is.
This is so relatable
This needs to be played on national television
“I’d Much Rather Go To Target Then Have My Freedom😀”
passive aggressive, party of 1. LOL
Why do I feel like this video was just a way for him to brag about his french press 🤣
I’m a woman and this is 100% accurate 😂
Poor my husband
That brevill tho... saved me thousands... literally.
Remodelling my kitchen, shit tv shows, not watching sports and having my driving criticised is just my life now. Remember guys, we chose this……..😩😭😭😭😭
this isnt the perfect husband, this is is borderline creepy... o-o
How? He's catering to all her problems and accept ing them. 😆
ok but this is mainly because these small things are annoying, the perfect wife accepts way worse behavior lol
God almighty this is so true! All of it!