One time I was with my friend Kym and I fell into mud. After we decided we'd go shopping. So what does Kym say? Kym shouts, "This isn't poo! She hasn't had an accident! She fell into mud!" And she's pointing at me while I go red in embarrisment. Thanks Kym.
I kicked a soccer ball into my crush's "area". And instead of apologizing, I was all like (desperately attempting to be funny) "haha. My ball hit your balls. Ha, ha, ha..." FML
Okay, I am the stupidest human being on the planet, too stupid to function. Years ago I was sitting on the bus on my way to school. One of my guy friends was sitting next to me. I was looking out the window when I felt a hand on my leg. I turn to him really quick and say, "Um, what the hell do you think you're doing?" He just gives me this confused look. I look down at my leg. IT WAS MY HAND. HOW DID I NOT KNOW IT WAS MY OWN HAND!?
I tripped over a bag in science... a normal person would trip get up and keep walking and maybe blush but no. I had to make some sort of moose mating call and catch everyone's attention just before tumbling unattractively to the floor like a potato
I had this friend who was a boy. His girlfriend had just started to like me after thinking i was going to steal he boyfriend for the longest time. We were all making posters for this club and the boy was annoying the girl, so she jokingly said, "stop it, i hate you". He looked at me and said, "that's okay, because Jacy loves me". In a panic filled, 'I need to say something now to save this' moment, i said, "I love all Gods children."
I met the Speaker of the House when I was younger (because my dad is a lobbyist) and he says "Hi!" and since I was tired and expecting 'How are you?' said "Good." So my conversation with the person who is 4TH IN LINE TO BECOME PRESIDENT WAS: Speaker: Hi Me:Good I proceeded to hide behind my dad for the rest of their conversation.
Annie Kate Goo Oh Thurkle you are oh so popular. Do I have to call you Thur-cool now? Hahahahah I'm so funny I actually have a great story relating to this though. So we were doing this project in English and the teacher asked my friend, "Are you in a group or by yourself?" and my friend replies with "Yes." I just look at her and she's like, "What?" and I just burst into laughter. Our teacher just looks so done, and my friend is still so confused. So once I wipe the tears from my eyes, I say to her, "Katharine. He asked if you were in a group or by yourself, and you replied with yes." Turns out she thought he had asked if she was in a group by herself, and said yes. To this day, I still laugh over this incident.
When I was 6 or 7, I used to think that if a tsunami or fire were to happen if I was in the bathroom that I would get left behind. So I NEVER went pee. I would ask to go and then just stand there awkwardly. One time when I came back to class, I was standing in line to leave for reading class and I had the weirdest look on my face. My friend turns around and says, "Trin, don't do it." So I cross my legs and BOOM. All of a sudden there's a huge puddle of urine in the middle of the classroom. I was taken to counseling for it... That's my whole legacy at that school.
This one time I was at fancy dinner party with my family. I was trying to kill a fly that had been annoying and I accidentally smacked my dying-great-grandmother in the ass. Horrified, everybody stopped and looked at me and the only thing I could think of to say was "Giddyup"...
Your comment had me laughing hysterically at my cousins birthday, and then everyone was looking and me, then I just decided to stuff my face with large amounts of cake and almost choke.....yeah......
Once I was talking to my crush he said, “you know your really hard to understand”. And instead of being normal I panicked and screamed, “W-WELL YOUR HARD”. Everyone went silent. Possibly the most painfully awkward thing. Yeah he never spoke to me again after that.
There's this teacher I really hate and one day I needed to go to the bathroom really bad so when she asked a question I raised my hand up and she called on me, I said "can I go to the bathroom please?" And she said, scowling "you must be prepared to answer the question when you raise your hand." And I, again, being an idiot said "I swear to the holy father let me go to the bathroom before I piss on this floor." And she looked shocked and let me go...
I was at the mall and I was sitting on the floor, my legs were asleep so I thought it was a good idea to stand up so I attempted to do it and fell face first to the ground, then a bunch of strangers came up to me to ask me if I was okay and I said yes so they helped me to stand up but I tripped and fell again bringing one of the strangers down with me and farting when I hit the ground... I'm just not good at interaction in society
Once my friends told me they'd be hanging in a empty classroom so I thought I'd join in. When I came by the door, I swung the door opened and with the best sassiest voice and pose I could make, shouted: *HELLO sorry to keep you waiting honeybuds* Turns out I opened the wrong classroom door. That was the fabulous entry incident.
One time I was in class and the teacher asked us what it was called when the author dropped hints to the outcome toward the beginning. I very confidently raised my hand and answered "foreplay!" Needless to say, that wasn't the answer and it happened 4 years ago and I still want to die every time I think about it.
+Sarah Kesseler my friend and I both read fanfiction and in my english class my teacher asked what a crossover was... we just looked at each other and burst out laughing
+Sarah Kesseler during math in 4th grade, the teacher asked us something along the lines of,"What is it called when to lines meet on a shape" I was the first person to raise their hand, and I said,"A VORTEX!" I meant to say vertex but it came out wrong and the whole class started laughing at me including my teacher. I never liked my 4th grade teacher...
Once in school, I was on a school trip. On the bus, me and my friend sat next to eachother. It was a 4 hour trip, so I put my headphones in and put some MCR on. I wondered why it was so quiet. Turns out I didn't plug my earphones in. The volume on full blast. Another time, I was sick. So my mum let me stay home. Then, as per usual, my school called. I panicked, to say the least. I told them that I was peeing blue and hung up. I wasn't, I had the flu.
One time I was at a buffet style restaurant and I grabbed a massive plate of food then sat down and started stuffing my face. All of a sudden I hear my mom yell to me, so I looked up and realized I was sitting with a group of strangers. They were all just staring at me like I was crazy! D: I ran as fast as I could over to my real table.
I've done that before but mine was worse because I started to talk to them trying to not be as awkward but failed. I said some pretty stupid stuff then got up and said "um heh heh... Bye?"
Okay so my friends are sleeping over one night and we're in my mom's room, I'm watching Friends on TV while my friends are playing some sort of computer game. My drunk brother comes in the room and flops on the bed beside me where I'm lying down watching the show, right? Well he steals my phone and sees my wallpaper, which happens to be a very adorable selfie of Calum Hood from 5 Seconds of Summer. He makes fun of me for it (mind you he's doing this in front of my friends), and we wrestle for the phone while he's simultaneously drunkenly saying "Don't be a penis, Diamond! You're being a penis!" and just calling me a penis over and over. I'm trying not to laugh and when I go to say "Give me back my phone", I instead say "Give me a penis!" fairly loud. My friends burst out in laughter and my brother launches himself off the bed and he's like, "Why did you say 'give me a penis'?! Do you think about penises?! You're dirty, you think about penises!". And I'm just sitting there mortified trying not to laugh while my friends are burying their faces in their pillows dying from laughter. I try to tell him that I meant to say "Give me back my phone", but he wouldn't hear it and pranced on over to the kitchen where he merrily told my mom, her boyfriend, and her boyfriend's brothers what I had said. So yeah. Pretty sure that was more of a mortifying moment than an awkward one but it still counts right?
I CANT BELIVE-- okay so I didn't know what sexually ambiguous meant so I searched it up...GUESS WHAT IT HAD A SCREEN OF THIS VIDEO AND HAD THE DEFINITION OF WHAT IT MEANT!!! XD OMLL
I am not a functioning member of society. One of my most awkward moments was in school assembly. We'd been sat cross legged on the floor for about an hour and it was so uncomfortable and because I was wearing a skirt I couldn't fold my legs up or anything to make it better. By the end of assembly my foot had completely fallen asleep like I couldn't feel it at all. When I tried to get up, my foot wouldn't move properly, so when I tried to lift it up to walk, it kind of dragged along the floor, causing me to trip face first on to the floor in front of most of my year group. I was nearly dying of embarrassment. Still haven't got over it.
I've done the exact same!! Instead of it dragging I was basically looked like jelly and fell down, tried to get up and the jelly dance started again and fell down. My friend ended up half carrying out of assembly.
That happened to me in assembly when I was about seven. Because I was at the end of the row I had to lead my class out of the hall, but my foot was completely numb and so I just collapsed on a bench next to a teacher and started crying. It happened again when I was eleven, except that time it was just in class; when I went to stand up and walk off I found that I couldn't and ended up stumbling and leaning on this girl who looked at me life 'wtf is wrong with you' and walked off.
Thats nothing in my dance lesson in my stage coach when it was me and a few of my friend I tried to a dance move but landed face first on the stage and every person in that room was recording so yeah
I was with my buddy in our school art gallery and our school has a weekly thing called hawk TV and they asked if they could film in the gallery because it was our responsibility to watch it. so we agreed and they were like OK just do whatever we'll start filming. so I started braiding my friend's hair, and as the camera panned in our direction I panicked and stuffed her hair into my mouth.
I laughed while shoving a ketchup covered chicken nugget in my mouth. I accidentally inhaled the ketchup up into the left side of my nose through my mouth and it was so bad that my left ear started burning too.
Awkward moment time: I walked into class and I put my bag under my desk. I pull out the chair to sit in, it's a chair with wheels and I was pissed off for no reason, and I guess I pulled back on the chair too hard but I was talking to my friend and I went to sit down but my chair was five feet behind me so, I fall to the ground. I am pretty tall so it's a long fall. And at that moment, my friend tells as the room goes silent, "Oh my gosh! Is your butt okay?!" And this is one of many reasons why I try not to leave my house.
one time in middle school everyone wouldnt be quiet and the ''really needs anger management'' teacher just hits her desk and screams ''ALRIGHT IF I HEAR ANOTHER PEEP I WILL RIGHT THE WHOLE CLASS A DETENTION'' and knowing me from having a soda from lunch i just burped really really loud the whole class got a detention and thats the story of how im hated by my whole school!!11!1(::
Once, I walked into a door and apologized to it(I was so tired that I was just out of it), and when it didn't respond, I thought it was mad, so I felt bad and kept apologizing, until I turned around and saw I was a door. It's things like this that keep people from talking to me.
My 2 most awkward moments ever: 1. In my PDHPE class we were learning about skin cancer symptoms and one of them is if you have a weird mole and my friend starting freaking out bc she has a weird mole so i said to her "you should probably get that checked out" and she's like "oh really thx for the advice" and she turned to my teacher (male) and said "sir, i have this weird mole on my shoulder...." and he said "you should probably get that checked out" and i started laughing bc he said the exact same thing as me, but i had a mouth full of water and i laughed and i spat my water all over my teacher's face. the whole class just froze and stared at me in horror, and my teacher said calmly "that's disgusting" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 2. In my geography class we have this super strict teacher who hates anybody making noise, and i got up to put something in the bin and as i sat back down again my chair (we have plastic chairs #greatschool) the middle part of my chair snapped and i fell through the chair but the frame of the chair was still there so i was like dangling in mid air with my arms and legs stuck and everybody staring at me shaking with silent laughter. my teacher walks over to me and says, without helping me out, "come see me after class" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
my dad took me to a comic con one time.........the cast from my favorite show walked in and I was eating a taco when one walked up to me and I was their character and said hey you look just like me and I had food in my mouth and choked and spit my food on the crotch of their pants.......MORTIFIED ME
Omg something similar happened to me when I was happily engulfing my bread like a savage Dino that hasn't been fed for days then a person comes up to me AND I SPIT OUT THE BREAD SURPRISED THAT THE PERSON APPROACHED ME AND the bread casually on his t shirt sticking what a fun time...... Ha ha
I was at my great grandmothers funeral about a year ago and I brought my phone. I was so close to her so I was crying. My phone had my earbuds with the little remote on the wire that you press to play songs. I sat on my phone, turned the volume all the way up, then started playing fall out boy. I was crying with freakin Sugar We're Goin Down playing in the background 😂😂😂
I was playing Guitar Hero at school with my crush and he said something funny. We both burst out into laughter and I was laughing so hard I dribbled...
Once in class my teacher caught my friend and I passing notes and she made us read them out to the class. The notes contained a step by step guide on how to shave ya junk, featuring the phrase "vajiggle". Our teacher doesn't make people read their notes out to the class anymore.
I was once in a situation in year 6 where I was on a school camp and we were on a bus driving towards our camp-site when suddenly we stopped. I had earphones in and was half asleep so I didn't really hear what they were saying at all, until I say some kids pour out of the bus. So I guessed that we were having a quick rest break. So being the only completely oblivious person on the bus, I get out too; and no one stops me. Once out of the bus I took a quick run back and forth (because I was a weird child and liked exercise at that point in time) until some guy who was standing in front of a bush shouted at me to go away. Now by that point I was really confused because I didn't even know the guy. Then, as I looked around I noticed I was the only girl out of the bus. So that is how I ended up taking a two minute walk of shame around guys who were peeing into bushes and shit. and when I got back to the bus I kind of just crawled back to my seat hoping no one would notice.
My friend wrote a fanfiction during school...I read it. Then our science teacher said "John, do you need to be punished?" and my friend and I sat there holding back laughter. after 2 seconds we made eye contact and our eyes widened and laughed so hard. my friend isn't John btw....but everybody just stared...I still laugh when I think about it.
I was once out riding my horse on some random bike/hike/horseback ridinng trail when I came across my crush at the time. So right as I am about to say hello, my horse decided that he was going to spook and run away with me on him in mid wave at my crush. So instead of my first words to my crush being "hi" they were "Whoa you little shit!"
OMFG IM SOrRY BUT THAT MADE MY DAY I LITERALLY WAS LAUGHING FOR A MINUTE BECAUSE I CAN SEE Myself DOING THAt. 😂😂. Thanks for posting this story it's hilarious xx❤️
I was walking down a really crowded hallway in school, and this kid was in my way. So instead of saying "excuse me" like any normal person, I said "geese" and ran away
do you know those moments where you forget where you are, well that happened to me at spanish class. i was at a test and i got too comfortable and forgot where i was, and I burped, not just any burp a HUGE burp in the middle of the tests silence. and my teacher looks at me and nods in disapproval. very embarrassing and awkward
we were having a debate in English class and someone sat down after making a point then someone else stands up and instead of saying 'I object' He literally yelled "I EJACULATE" He must have been very embarrassed because the entire class burst out laughing, even the teacher.
Two awkward moments in the same day: So we were talking about organisms and I had a question so when my teacher called on me I asked what's the difference between animal and plant orgasms and I think I died that day. My group and I were reading the textbook to study and the class was quite loud so we were talking and I started to read this one page and right when I read something out loud the class was silent and I was all like "OMG flower sperm, sperm that belongs to a flower is pollen and I used to eat pollen. Oh shit a gave blowjobs to flowers" and then my teacher yelled at me and sent me to the office. I couldn't stop laughing the entire time and when I got back to the class my group was still laughing their asses off.
My dad surprised me for my birthday with a load of my friends in my kitchen, waiting to surprise me with cake when I got home. As soon as I got home, they jumped out and screamed "HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!" I got so scared I threw a fist at my friend's face, managing to knock her into the wall, breaking the drywall open. But it doesn't end there... I dropped the groceries of fizzy soda on the floor and the soda exploded, breaking a light. Oh, and my dad recorded it all :)
As an introvert, I am very inept in social interactions and awkward... at all times. I have hearing problems and I often speak very quietly. I went to this Mexican restaurant in the town I live in with my Church group on a Sunday and it was my turn to order. The waiter asked me what I wanted and I promptly said three beef tacos. Everything is fine, right? Nope, he then ask if I want it hard or soft. I say "Yes sir." The 15+ member group turns to me and we all begin laughing. We eat our food and everything resumes to normality, at least that is what I hoped would happen. I take a sip of my drink and turn to my friends little sister to ask her if she can give me some salsa. Whenever I went to speak, the sounds of horrifying demons is withdrawn from my mouth, very loudly. Instead of saying "can you please pass the salsa" My now demonic self says "SALSA", very intensely. She screams and I die laughing, as do others in my group. Alright, it couldn't get any more awkward. Just kidding. I make a tinfoil swan out of the aluminum that my taco's came in and I incorporate a 3$ tip into it in the form of its tail. The waiter comes to take our plates away... His hands are full with other plates and I just hand him mine with the tip on it. He gives me the most blatantly awkward stare and I am quite confused. My friend is laughing so hard and I realize my mistake. Never again shall I step foot in that restaurant e_e
my awkward moment was meeting Dan and Phil. I went to hug them but tripped on air. But wait it gets better,when I hugged Dan I thought in my head "he smells so good" the worst part is I actually said it out loud. All Dan said was "why thank you" I was so embarrassed.
I was once at a friend of mine's birthday party and we were all sat around the outside of his trampoline. We were playing a fighting game and the people around the outside were allowed to shove and trip the fighters. My friend was fighting somebody, and they were right in front of me, so I decided that I wanted to push him to try and make him lose his balance. I was sitting down and at an awkward height where I wasn't tall enough to reach his back, but I tried anyways. I ended up missing horribly, and accidentally groped his ass. He just turned around and looked at me with the most confused and shocked expression on his face, and I was completely mortified. It didn't help that everybody already shipped us.
I once had the same sort of thing as the Finn Harries incident: We were sat in the canteen and I had gotten some poffita rolls and was happily stuffing them into my face when one of my other friends comes and sits down with some poffita rolls. He starts to eat them with a knife and fork and then one of my friends says "oh, why don't you just eat it with your hands... Like Hannah's doing." He turns to look at me when I have a mouthful of cream and chocolate and all I could say was "mmff!"
one time I had to announce the weather for school (they pushed me on stage last minute) and the layout for the weather goes, "the high today is___, the current temperature is___, the low today is___" my friend wrote all of it backwards so when I went up to read it I said, "Well I'm not Carlos but uh (Carlos is the guy who usually does the weather for school) I guess the high for today is 36 the current temperature is 42, wait what? who even wrote this? oh my god, hold on okay. NONE OF THIS IS RIGHT. omg what is happening. this is all backwards. can we switch? get me off camera." that happened in front of the entire school, and now that is how most people remember me.
I was at a party with some friends and this one friend asked our attention because she was going to say something important. So she started talking and then made a silence pause and I burped just SO LOUD. Like, it was the loudest burp I have ever made. So I burped, and all eyes turned on me and then one of my friends starts laughing historically and he spits water all over his clothes while he's laughing. We were never invited to any more of that girls parties.
One time, My friend wanted me to go to Youth Group with her, which im not really religious but she didn't want to go alone. We were all sat around in a circle and asked who our hero was. People said stuff like God, Celebrities, and athletes but When it got to me I was so awkward I blurted out: "The dark lord Satan." I got physically removed from the church by a pastor..
i was reading a story from dolly (teen girl magazine) to my mates, which was 'my bf licked a lolly pop then stuck it in me, is that okay? do i need to go to the doctor' i didn't realize that at that moment, the whole class had gone quiet. to this day, people still think it is what I DID, rather than a story i read. my science teacher was NOT impressed and gave me a bad report stating that 'she talks about inappropriate things, distracting the class'
The bus door closed on my head as I was walking out of it. So I was there just standing with my head stuck on the bus door yelling at the lady to open the door.
This literally just happened. So I ordered a package a week or so ago and it was supposed to be arriving today so when I heard the post man I decided to go peer out the window to see when he arrived and left, like a creeper. So when he was leaving the package I was whispering to myself "package, package, package" like in High School Musical when they are saying "Summer, summer, summer" only I had no idea that the window next to my door was open and the post man could hear me. So I must have said it loud enough for him to take notice because he looked up into the window directly at me and I just, I can't deal.
Guys, today I was getting another package but this time I had to sign for it and it was the same postman. It was the most awkward thing I have ever had to do in my entire life.
My most awkward moment: (I am clueless) I shocked my history teacher. Me and my boyfriend were about 15 but were both extremely immature. He had more energy than me and we were trick-or-treating on Halloween night. The day after when we went to school I was exhausted from trying to keep up with him, and my teacher noticed I was totally out of it. She asked me what was wrong and I said in exact words, "Yeah I'm fine it's just that my boyfriend wore me out last night" there were about 20 teenagers in the room and in the middle of whatever she was doing with the papers on the desk while looking at me just froze in silence with a wide eyed look and a bunch of laughing. worse I shrugged it off for about 5 minutes because I didn't understand why she froze or why anyone was laughing.
Ine time I was at a church gathering and they happened to have wifi at the the youth group leaders house and i had my ear buds and I was watching Netflix cuz I got bored and it was the show Supernatural and her and her husband walked behind me and saw Dean summoning something and performing something else and god knows how long they were looking at my screen so now they think im satanic. Gold Star Kelsey.
Last week I was sleeping at my friends house, and we were being immature and playing truth or dare. Being the asshole she is, she dared me to tape bagels all over myself and run around her house. (Yes, she is insane.) So I did, because I'm an idiot, and I managed to do so and started walking downstairs, only to trip over a bagel that had fallen out. Instead of being silently embarrassed and cocooning in my sleeping bag, I shouted "WHO EVEN INVENTED BAGELS?! GRUMPY DOUGHNUTS!" i don't even know why, it was 3am and I had eaten way too much chocolate popcorn Why.
PEOPLE THAT ARE LIKE ME! I have never felt so comfortable in my life. I need Dan and Louise as my irl friends just so i'm not the only one making embarrassing mistakes.
I had one awkward moment some years ago now. I was sitting in a really crowded train and there was a guy already getting up to go to the door, because we were almost at the next station. It was quite a skinny guy and while walking to the door he lifted his suitcase over his head to step over all the suitcases that were placed on the path. At that moment I already knew something was about to happen. Nearing the station the train suddenly switched tracks and that caused the guy to loose his balance and he fell on my lap. I literally had a guy sitting on my lap for a moment there, and it was so embarrassing! Not only for me, but also for him, of course.And then I heard another guy say: 'Well if that is how you've got to pick up pretty girls, I will start falling on their laps too'. OMG!
Wendy Bollen Something similar happend to me once..but I fell.. on a kid.. that's what I call awkward.. I got off the bus at the next station and walked my way home.. you had a guy sitting on you and another calling you pretty, be happy.
+EinfachLucky don't worry, on my school bus i fell over a year 1 girl when the bus jolted and i made this big scene cause i full on twirled three times before tripping over her and i managed to knck over two people with me...I DIED
Okay, so I was at the mall with my friends and I went to a store with one of them, because she wanted to buy something. The guy standing behind the counter was ridiculously hot! He talked a little bit with us and then my friend bought the item and we walked out. When we were out, we talked about how handsome he was and I said I wanted to go tell him he was handsome, because I'd done it on other guys before. So my friend was like: "do it"and I said "okay." We went back, but just as I was going in I said: "never mind" and my friend kept trying to force me in the store. We literally went back and forth, her dragging me and me running. So in the end I said: "Fine I'm doing it." So I went to the store and said: I just wanted to say you are really handsome. The guy thanked me for the compliment, but then added: "But you don't need to be afraid to say it." I died!!!
Watching this for the hundredth time and still laughing!!!
Ily Louise x
I've watched this so many times over and I'm still laughing xD and your prank calling video :O omds it was hilarious!!!
I LAUGHED TILL I CRIED FOR BOTH VIDEOS :') (you shouldn't have worn mascara)
You guys have made me feel better about how much awkward stuff I do! *crying*
I had to bite my finger to stop myself from laughing. (I'm in a room full of family members)
Someone once complimented my skirt and I went "ummmmm your skirt is better" he was wearing jeans and a t shirt...
lmao this is hilarious
Blurryphace Craft baby
OMG I'm dead
LMAO a guy called me pretty and I said "thanks you are too"
one of my teachers said "Good luck at college" and I said "thanks you too"
Siri Smith omg 😂this one got me😂
Sexually ambiguous no more
AAAAAAAAAAH
Haha 😂
lmaoooo
Holy mother of mary
Stay for the peel porn Pls holoooooooooo
The amount of bs Phil goes through every time these two are within 10 miles of each other-
I want to cry but that takes too much effort your username is amazing
now that you've had time to properly absorb the cringe which of our stories did you think was the most embarrassing?
joke/penis/stomach/chair/finn ?¿?
joke oh my god
the chair all the way xD
The stomach one
the joke i guess :p
the finn one
"sorry, had a stroke."
actually me
I'm entirely sure I've done that
frankiezbarz that’s definitely something i would say
So you... Pleasured yourself?
Okay, you don't have to answer.
do you sometimes feel too awkward or embarrassing? well GOOD NEWS compared to dan and louise anyone can look like a functional member of society!!1
I ran across mud one day but kept slipping but never fell. But I didn't know that my best friend was watching. I told her I was suppose to do that
I do
One time I was with my friend Kym and I fell into mud. After we decided we'd go shopping. So what does Kym say? Kym shouts, "This isn't poo! She hasn't had an accident! She fell into mud!" And she's pointing at me while I go red in embarrisment. Thanks Kym.
That awkward 1 casually there at the end...
I'm dying rn.. trying NOT to laugh bc I'm "sleeping" bUT IT'S SO HARD NOT TO
*“awkward, sexually ambiguous nerd.”*
dan in a nutshell
camaka honestly, me in a nutshell
Me too. Lmao
Yeah, this about sums me up too
it was honestly surprisingly accurate
Literally me
i always fuck up greetings, like someone will say, "hey" and ill respond with "good how are you" then they just look at me weird and walk away
Same
Same
Melanie Martinez same omg
Oh, trust me... Me too! Someone was like "Hey, how's it going?" and I respond with, "Not much, how about you?"
hahahahahaha I laughed more than I should have.
I kicked a soccer ball into my crush's "area". And instead of apologizing, I was all like (desperately attempting to be funny) "haha. My ball hit your balls. Ha, ha, ha..."
FML
😂😂😂what happened after, was he mad
+evilpig The order of my emotions
I laughed.
Re-assed my life.
Considered.
Came to the conclusion that I've done worse.
Cried in a corner.
Best one yet
+PoisonFilmmaking reassed? 😂😂😂
lol
When she's like "Did I just touch your penis"? I died of laughter 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Emo Winchester SAME!!!! 😂😂😂😂 especially since she said that to Phil which probably made that situation even more awkward 😂😆😝😅😅
Septic_ Winchester
Same
Hey 😂
Asriel Dreemur "Big sandwich faced losers"
Asriel Dreemur same
Someone sneezed and I said thank you
WHY DID THIS MAKE ME LAUGH
"ACHOO".
" *thank you.* "
I'm just imagining this oh my lord XD
ME
Katie I've done that plus once somebody sneezed and I said DIE mosquito (I don't even know why I said that)
Okay, I am the stupidest human being on the planet, too stupid to function. Years ago I was sitting on the bus on my way to school. One of my guy friends was sitting next to me. I was looking out the window when I felt a hand on my leg. I turn to him really quick and say, "Um, what the hell do you think you're doing?" He just gives me this confused look. I look down at my leg.
IT WAS MY HAND. HOW DID I NOT KNOW IT WAS MY OWN HAND!?
Amy Lore OH MY GOSH! Oh no!
Jubilant Juliet I know! D:
dont worry, buddy.
i can barely tell me own limbs from other peoples limbs
your not alone~
Amy Lore That's happened to me before... Don't worry you're not alone
*****
Magic.
EVERY TIME I WATCH THIS, I END UP IN TEARS OF LAUGHTER AND I JUST SWALLOWED MY GUM OMG HELP
let's craft together.
i'll go grab the paper
Don't cry....
Craft.
Georgia Lily that was a weak craft m'sorry you need more
enters.
Don't craft...
Get the fuck out of 2015
Then you can craft.
I tripped over a bag in science... a normal person would trip get up and keep walking and maybe blush but no. I had to make some sort of moose mating call and catch everyone's attention just before tumbling unattractively to the floor like a potato
+Katie Watson dying
QueenLlama well played, you llama monarch
Katie Watson thank you
Hahaa
You just made my day
These are awkward moments? I just call this my life.
saaaaammeee like seriously
WhyItsMia same tho!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!😂
WhyItsMimi SAAAAMMMMEEE
SAME
is the very last word on your thing for marianas trench?
i love how Phil is in the video even if Phil isn't in the video
+Kari Paez same
+Kari Paez Pjil will always be present in videos because he's such a huge part of Dan's life
+ItsMeMacy Pjil
+Tille Haesum of course that happened thanks for pointing it out
ItsMeMacy No problem :D
I LAUGHED SO HARD I SPILLED MY RAMEN AND I CHOCKED ON MY NOODLES
rip
Afro-Chan *choked
Afro-Chan Omg nearly the same situation I spilled my sprite and choked on my bread with EGG and that is how 🤐
You choked on Dan
hope finn harries wasn't watching you
I had this friend who was a boy. His girlfriend had just started to like me after thinking i was going to steal he boyfriend for the longest time. We were all making posters for this club and the boy was annoying the girl, so she jokingly said, "stop it, i hate you". He looked at me and said, "that's okay, because Jacy loves me". In a panic filled, 'I need to say something now to save this' moment, i said, "I love all Gods children."
😂😂😂lol
oh my goodness I cannot stop laughing right now 😂
amazing. just.....bravo.
lmao
Why do I never think of such great responses :D
I feel so bad for Phil in most of these. Like imagine Phil having to be with them in public and this stuff happens
Me: *reads comments about how people spilled tea on themselves from laughing so hard*
Me: *makes tea anyway*
Corvus Wolfram
Me: *wondering why that makes you want tea*
I was going to make tea before I watched the video. I am obsessed with tea. It's just something I drink while having Dan and Phil marathons.
green snokoplasm "We're tea people"
the chair incident is just too funny.. I'm sat here in tears!!
I met the Speaker of the House when I was younger (because my dad is a lobbyist) and he says "Hi!" and since I was tired and expecting 'How are you?' said "Good." So my conversation with the person who is 4TH IN LINE TO BECOME PRESIDENT WAS:
Speaker: Hi
Me:Good
I proceeded to hide behind my dad for the rest of their conversation.
I'm crying 😂😂
I've done that a few times! X,D
omg i have done that so many times xDbut at that point it is so awkward because they know you werent really paying attention and they are like "what?"
That's happened to me before. xD My mom said hi to me after I had come home from school so I was tired.
Annie Kate Goo Oh Thurkle you are oh so popular. Do I have to call you Thur-cool now? Hahahahah I'm so funny
I actually have a great story relating to this though.
So we were doing this project in English and the teacher asked my friend, "Are you in a group or by yourself?" and my friend replies with "Yes." I just look at her and she's like, "What?" and I just burst into laughter. Our teacher just looks so done, and my friend is still so confused. So once I wipe the tears from my eyes, I say to her, "Katharine. He asked if you were in a group or by yourself, and you replied with yes." Turns out she thought he had asked if she was in a group by herself, and said yes. To this day, I still laugh over this incident.
I've done something similar to basically all of these things.
Just recently, I asked to pet a girl's hamster that she was cradling.
It was a muffin.
punkiedoodle this isn't awkward for you (I meant it is but..) why was she cradling a MuFfiN
Maybe it was a pistachio muffin...
OMG WHY?!!!
hahahahaha I'm crafting
when I was 5 or 6, the school fire alarm went off when I was in the bathroom and I came out with my pants half down. crying.
I'm dying 😂😂😂
+Bonnie Christilaw I bet all the adults passing by the area you were in were taking pictures of you for later.
thankfully this was pre-smartphone/camera phone.
When I was 6 or 7, I used to think that if a tsunami or fire were to happen if I was in the bathroom that I would get left behind. So I NEVER went pee. I would ask to go and then just stand there awkwardly. One time when I came back to class, I was standing in line to leave for reading class and I had the weirdest look on my face. My friend turns around and says, "Trin, don't do it." So I cross my legs and BOOM. All of a sudden there's a huge puddle of urine in the middle of the classroom. I was taken to counseling for it... That's my whole legacy at that school.
222nd like!!
This one time I was at fancy dinner party with my family. I was trying to kill a fly that had been annoying and I accidentally smacked my dying-great-grandmother in the ass. Horrified, everybody stopped and looked at me and the only thing I could think of to say was "Giddyup"...
I'm horrified for you...
YOU WIN THE INTERNET TODAY
Your comment had me laughing hysterically at my cousins birthday, and then everyone was looking and me, then I just decided to stuff my face with large amounts of cake and almost choke.....yeah......
Thank you so much i always thought that i was a disgrace for the human race but let's be a disgrace together
i'm sick..... laughing..... can't breathe, my nose hurts omfg why did you do that to me :::
"Sexually ambiguous nerd"
I just made the most inhuman noise
lolMintyWins same
lolMintyWins I choked on my food
Once I was talking to my crush he said, “you know your really hard to understand”. And instead of being normal I panicked and screamed, “W-WELL YOUR HARD”.
Everyone went silent.
Possibly the most painfully awkward thing. Yeah he never spoke to me again after that.
oh my god I feel so bad for you lol
THIS IS MY FAVOURITE COLLAB ON RUclips EVER
+Catie Louise same, I re-watch it every now and again because I know it will make me laugh
+Empyrias me too lol
+Catie Louise ikr!! XD
Not counting dan and phil.... because they will always show up in one another's RUclips videos, to the end of time
SAMEEE
There's this teacher I really hate and one day I needed to go to the bathroom really bad so when she asked a question I raised my hand up and she called on me, I said "can I go to the bathroom please?" And she said, scowling "you must be prepared to answer the question when you raise your hand." And I, again, being an idiot said "I swear to the holy father let me go to the bathroom before I piss on this floor." And she looked shocked and let me go...
IM DEAD OMG AHAHA😂
I didnt have a life, but then I read this comment and i transformed from a slice of pizza in to a pizza CAT. You have literally made my life.
CRYING😂😂😂
There's always that one teacher XD
xDDD I just died of laughter!!! Holy crap that's hilarious x'D
We need an update of this list 😂😂😂
Yes !!
IKR?
Yeap
absolutely
Yes please Dan
dan: hey phil
phil: yes?
dan: louise is coming round-
phil: **apparates into his bedroom and doesn’t leave for for the whole day**
I was at the mall and I was sitting on the floor, my legs were asleep so I thought it was a good idea to stand up so I attempted to do it and fell face first to the ground, then a bunch of strangers came up to me to ask me if I was okay and I said yes so they helped me to stand up but I tripped and fell again bringing one of the strangers down with me and farting when I hit the ground... I'm just not good at interaction in society
Hahahaha
lmaoooo
Neither is your butt :')
*FacePalm*
.
I pet there are more awkward moments of you two so... Part II?
I pet so too😂
+toonchagirl I pet 100 dollars
Excuse the typo, I'm sorry. 😂😂
+Jude Yohoe Grace no I was totally kidding 😂❤️👌🏽
+Emma Harris me too lol😂
Once my friends told me they'd be hanging in a empty classroom so I thought I'd join in. When I came by the door, I swung the door opened and with the best sassiest voice and pose I could make, shouted: *HELLO sorry to keep you waiting honeybuds*
Turns out I opened the wrong classroom door.
That was the fabulous entry incident.
yuritanndesu wut were their faces like?
yuritanndesu O MAI GAHD...
yuritanndesu HAHAHAHA. You win the internet XD
yuritanndesu THIS IS THE FIRST ONE I'VE LAUGHED AT OMG YOU POOR THING
yuritanndesu OMG LMAO
Am I the only one who PHYSICALLY NEEDS A DAN, PHIL AND LOUISE (idk how to spell) CRAFTS!!! JUST IMAGINE PLEASE.
YES
Grace Hannah-Lynn |-/
Your name is unavailable now...
skiddo yassssssss
1000th like
That awkward moment when you shout the wrong answer with confidence in class.
Not just me then 😐😊
THE LAUGHTER. IT'S EVERYWHERE.
One time I was in class and the teacher asked us what it was called when the author dropped hints to the outcome toward the beginning. I very confidently raised my hand and answered "foreplay!"
Needless to say, that wasn't the answer and it happened 4 years ago and I still want to die every time I think about it.
I laughed WAY to hard at this XD
+Sarah Kesseler that is gold
+Sarah Kesseler my friend and I both read fanfiction and in my english class my teacher asked what a crossover was... we just looked at each other and burst out laughing
That's foreshadowing 😂
+Sarah Kesseler during math in 4th grade, the teacher asked us something along the lines of,"What is it called when to lines meet on a shape" I was the first person to raise their hand, and I said,"A VORTEX!" I meant to say vertex but it came out wrong and the whole class started laughing at me including my teacher. I never liked my 4th grade teacher...
Once in school, I was on a school trip. On the bus, me and my friend sat next to eachother. It was a 4 hour trip, so I put my headphones in and put some MCR on. I wondered why it was so quiet. Turns out I didn't plug my earphones in. The volume on full blast.
Another time, I was sick. So my mum let me stay home. Then, as per usual, my school called. I panicked, to say the least. I told them that I was peeing blue and hung up. I wasn't, I had the flu.
peeing blue??
+MiniMuffin yes I don't know why I said that I wasn't don't worry I just panicked and told them that
+FrogsVlogs oh i thought it was a typo lol
+MiniMuffin Shitty that's what I told my principle. I also answered with the name Frank Iero... Please don't ask why XD
YES. FOR MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE
dan: im a sexually ambiguous nerd"
me: ummm dan
frogco Co what does sexually ambiguous mean?
Sky Gilbert its basically when your sexual orientation is indeterminable by others
frogco Co |-/
stAY AlIvEEEEE
frogco Co hi fren
One time I was at a buffet style restaurant and I grabbed a massive plate of food then sat down and started stuffing my face. All of a sudden I hear my mom yell to me, so I looked up and realized I was sitting with a group of strangers. They were all just staring at me like I was crazy! D: I ran as fast as I could over to my real table.
Ohhh that's embarrassing!!!!> . < hope you recovered!!!
wow someone who has had it worse. I'm cringing for you
I've done that before but mine was worse because I started to talk to them trying to not be as awkward but failed. I said some pretty stupid stuff then got up and said "um heh heh... Bye?"
max kennedy awww poor guy XD
***** me too and akwardly it has happened more than ones
once at a funeral I burst out laughing then tried to hide it by pretending to cry
so it looked like I was having a stroke.
+Lisa Cress-Esmay Awww.. poor you xD
rip
I'd probably do that too...
😂
Wait, so what were you laughing about. like what was so funny you burst out laughing at a funeral???
Okay so my friends are sleeping over one night and we're in my mom's room, I'm watching Friends on TV while my friends are playing some sort of computer game. My drunk brother comes in the room and flops on the bed beside me where I'm lying down watching the show, right? Well he steals my phone and sees my wallpaper, which happens to be a very adorable selfie of Calum Hood from 5 Seconds of Summer. He makes fun of me for it (mind you he's doing this in front of my friends), and we wrestle for the phone while he's simultaneously drunkenly saying "Don't be a penis, Diamond! You're being a penis!" and just calling me a penis over and over. I'm trying not to laugh and when I go to say "Give me back my phone", I instead say "Give me a penis!" fairly loud. My friends burst out in laughter and my brother launches himself off the bed and he's like, "Why did you say 'give me a penis'?! Do you think about penises?! You're dirty, you think about penises!". And I'm just sitting there mortified trying not to laugh while my friends are burying their faces in their pillows dying from laughter. I try to tell him that I meant to say "Give me back my phone", but he wouldn't hear it and pranced on over to the kitchen where he merrily told my mom, her boyfriend, and her boyfriend's brothers what I had said.
So yeah.
Pretty sure that was more of a mortifying moment than an awkward one but it still counts right?
The chair one kills me literally every single time 😂
It's because of the pictures ahahaha
"Sexually ambiguous nerd" DID HE JUST
Also Louise's face when he said that is just amazing
YAS
He's not talking about orientation, but rather his appearance. He's joking that he can pass for a girl.
I CANT BELIVE-- okay so I didn't know what sexually ambiguous meant so I searched it up...GUESS WHAT IT HAD A SCREEN OF THIS VIDEO AND HAD THE DEFINITION OF WHAT IT MEANT!!! XD OMLL
I am not a functioning member of society. One of my most awkward moments was in school assembly. We'd been sat cross legged on the floor for about an hour and it was so uncomfortable and because I was wearing a skirt I couldn't fold my legs up or anything to make it better. By the end of assembly my foot had completely fallen asleep like I couldn't feel it at all. When I tried to get up, my foot wouldn't move properly, so when I tried to lift it up to walk, it kind of dragged along the floor, causing me to trip face first on to the floor in front of most of my year group. I was nearly dying of embarrassment. Still haven't got over it.
I've done the exact same!! Instead of it dragging I was basically looked like jelly and fell down, tried to get up and the jelly dance started again and fell down. My friend ended up half carrying out of assembly.
I've done the exact same! Damn it was mortifying
That happened to me in assembly when I was about seven. Because I was at the end of the row I had to lead my class out of the hall, but my foot was completely numb and so I just collapsed on a bench next to a teacher and started crying. It happened again when I was eleven, except that time it was just in class; when I went to stand up and walk off I found that I couldn't and ended up stumbling and leaning on this girl who looked at me life 'wtf is wrong with you' and walked off.
I did the exact same thing
Thats nothing in my dance lesson in my stage coach when it was me and a few of my friend I tried to a dance move but landed face first on the stage and every person in that room was recording so yeah
I was with my buddy in our school art gallery and our school has a weekly thing called hawk TV and they asked if they could film in the gallery because it was our responsibility to watch it. so we agreed and they were like OK just do whatever we'll start filming. so I started braiding my friend's hair, and as the camera panned in our direction I panicked and stuffed her hair into my mouth.
Hahahahahahaha. Sorry but to me that is so funny. What happened after that?
Phoenix they gave us the dirtiest look and left
+Fox Tears Wow, Poor you guys.😋 What was your friends reaction?
😂😂OMG
😂 sounds like something I would do😂😂😂😂😂
I laughed while shoving a ketchup covered chicken nugget in my mouth. I accidentally inhaled the ketchup up into the left side of my nose through my mouth and it was so bad that my left ear started burning too.
why have I actually done that same thing....
Did this with apple juice
"I'm an awkward... sexually ambiguous nerd..." Louise didn't know! Her face!
OMG YES.😹😹😹
That's true tho
what does this mean...oh no
Didn't know what?
catarina wyers That he was bi :/
I don't know how to take compliments and it's so awkward.
Someone: I like you're shirt
Me: Happy Birthday
with me
Someone: I like your shirt
Me: U DON'T KNOW ME HOW DARE YOU
With me
Someone: I like your shirt
Me: YOUR MUMS A SHIRT
+Maya Russo That'd be me though....
this comment made me laugh more then I should've
Someone: I like your shirt
Me: WELL YOU CANT HAVE IT OKAY SO JUST LEAVE ME ALONE
* Casually scrolling through the comments and screenshotting everyone's awkward moments so that I can use them in a wattpad story *
I SEE A FELLOW WATTPAD-ER
+Alyssa Thompson WATTPADERS UNITE!
+Hannah Cornejo Same! Lol whats your username? I need wattpad buddies!!!
+Cookie Ice Cream same! My name is janaemarie567
+Hannah Cornejo YESSSS I'm GeorgiaWhatmough on Wattpad :-)
Awkward moment time: I walked into class and I put my bag under my desk. I pull out the chair to sit in, it's a chair with wheels and I was pissed off for no reason, and I guess I pulled back on the chair too hard but I was talking to my friend and I went to sit down but my chair was five feet behind me so, I fall to the ground. I am pretty tall so it's a long fall. And at that moment, my friend tells as the room goes silent, "Oh my gosh! Is your butt okay?!" And this is one of many reasons why I try not to leave my house.
one time in middle school everyone wouldnt be quiet and the ''really needs anger management'' teacher just hits her desk and screams ''ALRIGHT IF I HEAR ANOTHER PEEP I WILL RIGHT THE WHOLE CLASS A DETENTION'' and knowing me from having a soda from lunch i just
burped
really
really
loud
the whole class got a detention
and thats the story of how im hated by my whole school!!11!1(::
Eek that was funny, also mean...
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA OMG 😂😂😂
This comment literally killed me, thank you so much for that lovely story hahah
that's hilarious I want to be your friend
+i dont knwo what im doing please dont hurt me Something similar happened to me, but I went "peep" xD
Once, I walked into a door and apologized to it(I was so tired that I was just out of it), and when it didn't respond, I thought it was mad, so I felt bad and kept apologizing, until I turned around and saw I was a door. It's things like this that keep people from talking to me.
Lol I walked into a lamp post and expected it to apologise to me and it didn't so I just stood there giving it the evils
My 2 most awkward moments ever:
1. In my PDHPE class we were learning about skin cancer symptoms and one of them is if you have a weird mole and my friend starting freaking out bc she has a weird mole so i said to her "you should probably get that checked out" and she's like "oh really thx for the advice" and she turned to my teacher (male) and said "sir, i have this weird mole on my shoulder...." and he said "you should probably get that checked out" and i started laughing bc he said the exact same thing as me, but i had a mouth full of water and i laughed and i spat my water all over my teacher's face. the whole class just froze and stared at me in horror, and my teacher said calmly "that's disgusting" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
2. In my geography class we have this super strict teacher who hates anybody making noise, and i got up to put something in the bin and as i sat back down again my chair (we have plastic chairs #greatschool) the middle part of my chair snapped and i fell through the chair but the frame of the chair was still there so i was like dangling in mid air with my arms and legs stuck and everybody staring at me shaking with silent laughter. my teacher walks over to me and says, without helping me out, "come see me after class" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
IM DYING 😂😂😂
+Tamara Mason Your teachers had some pretty boss one liner moments XD
OMG I DID BOTH THOSE THINGS OMG
One time in 7th grade I accidentally called the guy I had a crush on "Daddy" so yeah that wasn't a great day
Holy shit!! Are you serious? That is too awkward...
I can imagine myself doing that and now I'm terrified that I'll accidentally say that sometime.
I called one of my female teachers daddy....
@@alienteru1356 PLEASE TELL ME IT WASN'T IN FRONT OF THE CLASS
Sucker Punch once I think I called my female teacher who was probably only in her 30s grandpa
my dad took me to a comic con one time.........the cast from my favorite show walked in and I was eating a taco when one walked up to me and I was their character and said hey you look just like me and I had food in my mouth and choked and spit my food on the crotch of their pants.......MORTIFIED ME
Misha Collins
You spit food on the crotch of Missha Collins?
i feel so bad for you
And what's worst is that it wasn't on there chest or something no
It was there crotch
Omg something similar happened to me when I was happily engulfing my bread like a savage Dino that hasn't been fed for days then a person comes up to me AND I SPIT OUT THE BREAD SURPRISED THAT THE PERSON APPROACHED ME AND the bread casually on his t shirt sticking what a fun time...... Ha ha
Well that's an awkward situation... I would not have left the house ever again.
I was at my great grandmothers funeral about a year ago and I brought my phone. I was so close to her so I was crying. My phone had my earbuds with the little remote on the wire that you press to play songs. I sat on my phone, turned the volume all the way up, then started playing fall out boy. I was crying with freakin Sugar We're Goin Down playing in the background 😂😂😂
oh my god
i love fall out boy I own most of their CDs
Omg fob I love them
Fall out boy XD XD
OMG I'm so sorry and I feel so soooooo bad for you but that is hilarious.
Cried laughing... So I showed my mum. Did she get it? No, She did not
+Jessica G I feel you
I just did this and I saw your comment
+Juliette C YOURE SEXUALLY HARASSING ME
Shreya Patel Yeh ok get a life I mean I know how you are feeling and I feel it too
+Juliette C How are you feeling how I am feeling people?
I was playing Guitar Hero at school with my crush and he said something funny. We both burst out into laughter and I was laughing so hard I dribbled...
Drunk Asian haha😂😂😂
Whenever my friend laughs snot spews out of her nose and she just walks to the paper towel dispenser in shame
Louise's eyes... omg they're gorgeous
Ikr 😍
Once in class my teacher caught my friend and I passing notes and she made us read them out to the class.
The notes contained a step by step guide on how to shave ya junk, featuring the phrase "vajiggle".
Our teacher doesn't make people read their notes out to the class anymore.
OhLookAWoodenSheep XD I am just laughing like crazy
VAJIGGLE LOL
I really can't XD
OhLookAWoodenSheep I AM LAUGHING SO MUCH VAJIGGLE HAHA
AHAHAHAHAH OM- I CANT BREAATHE "VAJIGGLE" GAHAHAHAAHA :'D XD
I was once in a situation in year 6 where I was on a school camp and we were on a bus driving towards our camp-site when suddenly we stopped. I had earphones in and was half asleep so I didn't really hear what they were saying at all, until I say some kids pour out of the bus. So I guessed that we were having a quick rest break. So being the only completely oblivious person on the bus, I get out too; and no one stops me. Once out of the bus I took a quick run back and forth (because I was a weird child and liked exercise at that point in time) until some guy who was standing in front of a bush shouted at me to go away. Now by that point I was really confused because I didn't even know the guy. Then, as I looked around I noticed I was the only girl out of the bus. So that is how I ended up taking a two minute walk of shame around guys who were peeing into bushes and shit. and when I got back to the bus I kind of just crawled back to my seat hoping no one would notice.
OMG. DYING😂😂😂
STOP I THOUGHT ONLY THOUGHT 2 PEOPLE WERE GOING TO SEE THIS AHHH
Heres to all the weird children out there, eventually becoming what we all are today
*raise glass*
5 years ago ,,, jesus christ
Ikr. I need another Louise and Dan video tbh
9, nearly 10 years ago 🙏🏻 we need another awkward stories vid fr
My friend wrote a fanfiction during school...I read it. Then our science teacher said "John, do you need to be punished?" and my friend and I sat there holding back laughter. after 2 seconds we made eye contact and our eyes widened and laughed so hard. my friend isn't John btw....but everybody just stared...I still laugh when I think about it.
The fanfiction had something to do with a teacher (my fav anime character) and he like...does something to the student for getting detention.
Maggie Chan you get this
H MY GOF
I REMEMBER THAT I STILL HAVE IT WRITTEN DOWN
OMG
NO JOKE
I knew it.. The Harries twins catch even the big youtubers off guard with their abnormal godliness
Their parents should get a gold star ,
Babies shouldn't be that beautiful and god like
I was once out riding my horse on some random bike/hike/horseback ridinng trail when I came across my crush at the time. So right as I am about to say hello, my horse decided that he was going to spook and run away with me on him in mid wave at my crush. So instead of my first words to my crush being "hi" they were "Whoa you little shit!"
Oh my gosh XD That must've been such a great first impression xD
SugarBerryKat yeah. He neverbfalked to me after that
OMFG IM SOrRY BUT THAT MADE MY DAY I LITERALLY WAS LAUGHING FOR A MINUTE BECAUSE I CAN SEE Myself DOING THAt. 😂😂. Thanks for posting this story it's hilarious xx❤️
Amy Birchall lol yeah bow I can laugh about it. Im glad it made your day
I just laughed at this comment so hard that the cereal in my mouth made me go, "HEEE HEEE HEEEEEE" really loudly at 11:00 PM. XD
It's 2:04 in the morning and I'm trying not to laugh because I'll wake up my parents. xD xD
JellyMermaid omg same I've watched this video so many times but I laugh EVERY single time lol and it's 1:40AM right now where I am haha
JellyMermaid same
JellyMermaid same
OH MY GOD SAME EXCEPT IT'S 3 X.D
JellyMermaid OH MY GLOB SAAAAME except it's 5 and I'm so flipping tired
I was walking down a really crowded hallway in school, and this kid was in my way. So instead of saying "excuse me" like any normal person, I said "geese" and ran away
what why did this make me laugh so hard
WHAAAAT??!! HAHAHAHAHa!!! Why tf did you say geese?! XD that killed me and it's 2 am. I just snorted really loudly and woke up my mum
I thought it said geez, but now that I realize it says geese I'm laughing my head off! xD remind you it's 12:00
GAHAHAHAHAHAA
it's 2 am and that killed me ooommmggg
do you know those moments where you forget where you are, well that happened to me at spanish class. i was at a test and i got too comfortable and forgot where i was, and I burped, not just any burp a HUGE burp in the middle of the tests silence. and my teacher looks at me and nods in disapproval. very embarrassing and awkward
What do you mean by nod that would be approval
That happend to me in a math test but this time it came out of the other end. 0_0 it was mortifying.
HOWW DAARREE YEEEWWW
(Mark and Bob quotes)
+miaumiaumiau miau tHE SAME EXACT THING HAPPENED TO ME IN ITALIAN CLASS
YESSS me too the same thing happened exept it was at an assembly in front of a microphone. *Sighs*
we were having a debate in English class and someone sat down after making a point then someone else stands up and instead of saying 'I object' He literally yelled "I EJACULATE"
He must have been very embarrassed because the entire class burst out laughing, even the teacher.
oh god I wish I was there!!😂😂 I can't stop laughing now
Ooopsie daisydoo.
DEAD
It's sad because I can see myself in that situation😂
His name was Daniel as well omfg i just remembered! i should literally tell him he still goes to my school :P
I'd looooove for them to react to their collabs together now
If Dan's best friend wasn't Phil it'd be her.
Yes
Phil is more than a friend
DAT WE CAN BE MORE THAN JUST THIS
SO BABY IF U R NOT REDY 4 MAH KISS
+Han Han SHUT. UP.
+Han Han nuu get away
Two awkward moments in the same day:
So we were talking about organisms and I had a question so when my teacher called on me I asked what's the difference between animal and plant orgasms and I think I died that day.
My group and I were reading the textbook to study and the class was quite loud so we were talking and I started to read this one page and right when I read something out loud the class was silent and I was all like "OMG flower sperm, sperm that belongs to a flower is pollen and I used to eat pollen. Oh shit a gave blowjobs to flowers" and then my teacher yelled at me and sent me to the office. I couldn't stop laughing the entire time and when I got back to the class my group was still laughing their asses off.
i love this so much
Lol thanks in such a genius
You are
IM DIEING
lol best damn person ever like shit son
My dad surprised me for my birthday with a load of my friends in my kitchen, waiting to surprise me with cake when I got home. As soon as I got home, they jumped out and screamed "HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!" I got so scared I threw a fist at my friend's face, managing to knock her into the wall, breaking the drywall open. But it doesn't end there... I dropped the groceries of fizzy soda on the floor and the soda exploded, breaking a light. Oh, and my dad recorded it all :)
+Hannah K same
Jennifer Rogoze lol what
That would probably be me
Probably me
Liv's Gaming it was my worst moment in my whole life probably
9 years later I still love this video 😂😂😂 I also feel sorry for Phil when these two are together 😂😂😂
As an introvert, I am very inept in social interactions and awkward... at all times. I have hearing problems and I often speak very quietly. I went to this Mexican restaurant in the town I live in with my Church group on a Sunday and it was my turn to order. The waiter asked me what I wanted and I promptly said three beef tacos. Everything is fine, right? Nope, he then ask if I want it hard or soft. I say "Yes sir." The 15+ member group turns to me and we all begin laughing. We eat our food and everything resumes to normality, at least that is what I hoped would happen. I take a sip of my drink and turn to my friends little sister to ask her if she can give me some salsa. Whenever I went to speak, the sounds of horrifying demons is withdrawn from my mouth, very loudly. Instead of saying "can you please pass the salsa" My now demonic self says "SALSA", very intensely. She screams and I die laughing, as do others in my group. Alright, it couldn't get any more awkward. Just kidding. I make a tinfoil swan out of the aluminum that my taco's came in and I incorporate a 3$ tip into it in the form of its tail. The waiter comes to take our plates away... His hands are full with other plates and I just hand him mine with the tip on it. He gives me the most blatantly awkward stare and I am quite confused. My friend is laughing so hard and I realize my mistake.
Never again shall I step foot in that restaurant e_e
dYiNG
OMG THIS IS BY FAR THE BEST STORY I EVER RRAD YET
I screamed with laughter
xD
Blake Wigginton Wait... o XDDD
That's the dress she wore to the fancy restaurant.
How do you know?
How the hell DO you know that
Hazels vlog has a quick scene from the fancy restraunt and if u look closely you can see the angry waiter too
+RandomFandom 456 Link to the vlog? I can't find it... 😂
I can't link it cuz I'm on mobile tho
my awkward moment was meeting Dan and Phil. I went to hug them but tripped on air. But wait it gets better,when I hugged Dan I thought in my head "he smells so good" the worst part is I actually said it out loud. All Dan said was "why thank you" I was so embarrassed.
Omg, okay, first, are you short?
+Lama Mestom I was but that was about 2 years ago I was about 5'2ish why?
Okay don't freak out, but he talked about an experience freakishly similar to what you just said in a Reason Why Dan's a Fail video
+Unicorn Sparkle Entitled "Personal Space"
+Unicorn Sparkle Oh my god you were mentioned in a Dan video. You're a god among us all!
I was once at a friend of mine's birthday party and we were all sat around the outside of his trampoline. We were playing a fighting game and the people around the outside were allowed to shove and trip the fighters. My friend was fighting somebody, and they were right in front of me, so I decided that I wanted to push him to try and make him lose his balance. I was sitting down and at an awkward height where I wasn't tall enough to reach his back, but I tried anyways. I ended up missing horribly, and accidentally groped his ass. He just turned around and looked at me with the most confused and shocked expression on his face, and I was completely mortified. It didn't help that everybody already shipped us.
via. What happened with you two
I once had the same sort of thing as the Finn Harries incident:
We were sat in the canteen and I had gotten some poffita rolls and was happily stuffing them into my face when one of my other friends comes and sits down with some poffita rolls. He starts to eat them with a knife and fork and then one of my friends says "oh, why don't you just eat it with your hands... Like Hannah's doing." He turns to look at me when I have a mouthful of cream and chocolate and all I could say was "mmff!"
*****... Yeah, I can't spell most of the time so it would've been a miracle if I got it right
your profile picture is one of the reasons i live.
one time I had to announce the weather for school (they pushed me on stage last minute) and the layout for the weather goes, "the high today is___, the current temperature is___, the low today is___"
my friend wrote all of it backwards so when I went up to read it I said, "Well I'm not Carlos but uh (Carlos is the guy who usually does the weather for school) I guess the high for today is 36 the current temperature is 42, wait what? who even wrote this? oh my god, hold on okay. NONE OF THIS IS RIGHT. omg what is happening. this is all backwards. can we switch? get me off camera."
that happened in front of the entire school, and now that is how most people remember me.
I was at a party with some friends and this one friend asked our attention because she was going to say something important. So she started talking and then made a silence pause and I burped just SO LOUD. Like, it was the loudest burp I have ever made. So I burped, and all eyes turned on me and then one of my friends starts laughing historically and he spits water all over his clothes while he's laughing.
We were never invited to any more of that girls parties.
Omg 😂😂
oh god i read your comment w a mouthful of food x,x almost died so funny
I just choked lmao
***** hahahahahahha omg I meant hysterical omg excuse my poor tying skills
it’s 2019 and i still say ‘oops had a stroke’
One time, My friend wanted me to go to Youth Group with her, which im not really religious but she didn't want to go alone. We were all sat around in a circle and asked who our hero was. People said stuff like God, Celebrities, and athletes but When it got to me I was so awkward I blurted out: "The dark lord Satan."
I got physically removed from the church by a pastor..
Oh my god.
You're brilliant.
I love you!!!!!!
I told my friends youth pastor that I was Jewish & worshipped the Devil.
NinjaMasuyo You mean..oh my dark lord satan?
I love you
i was reading a story from dolly (teen girl magazine) to my mates, which was 'my bf licked a lolly pop then stuck it in me, is that okay? do i need to go to the doctor' i didn't realize that at that moment, the whole class had gone quiet. to this day, people still think it is what I DID, rather than a story i read. my science teacher was NOT impressed and gave me a bad report stating that 'she talks about inappropriate things, distracting the class'
Omg I laughed so hard I at this!
The bus door closed on my head as I was walking out of it. So I was there just standing with my head stuck on the bus door yelling at the lady to open the door.
Oh my god! I wet myself laughing at that
I shouldn't have taken that huge mouthful of water before reading this
HAH
I literally just peed laughing
OMG this made me laugh 😂😂
XD THE ACCIDENTAL PEN;S TOUCHING INCEDENT, I can imagine phil during that
This literally just happened. So I ordered a package a week or so ago and it was supposed to be arriving today so when I heard the post man I decided to go peer out the window to see when he arrived and left, like a creeper. So when he was leaving the package I was whispering to myself "package, package, package" like in High School Musical when they are saying "Summer, summer, summer" only I had no idea that the window next to my door was open and the post man could hear me. So I must have said it loud enough for him to take notice because he looked up into the window directly at me and I just, I can't deal.
omg love you that made me spit out my tea
I'm glad you enjoy my pain. Lol.
Guys, today I was getting another package but this time I had to sign for it and it was the same postman. It was the most awkward thing I have ever had to do in my entire life.
these thing happen to me everyday. were all in this together... 😏
lol
This kinda *needs* to become a series
1000000% agreed
Pleeeease pleasepleaseplease! Best idea I've heard for yt
My most awkward moment: (I am clueless) I shocked my history teacher. Me and my boyfriend were about 15 but were both extremely immature. He had more energy than me and we were trick-or-treating on Halloween night. The day after when we went to school I was exhausted from trying to keep up with him, and my teacher noticed I was totally out of it. She asked me what was wrong and I said in exact words, "Yeah I'm fine it's just that my boyfriend wore me out last night" there were about 20 teenagers in the room and in the middle of whatever she was doing with the papers on the desk while looking at me just froze in silence with a wide eyed look and a bunch of laughing. worse I shrugged it off for about 5 minutes because I didn't understand why she froze or why anyone was laughing.
Haha aww this was hilarious and awesome. It's made so much better that you were just out getting candy all night.
OMG this made me laugh so NYC. Oh gosh why😂😂😂 crying😂😂😂 oh golly😜😂😂 hahaha;Pxxx
Omg you poor soul! You're bf must of found it hilarious too!
he never found out
#relationshipgoals
Their friendship is honestly one of the most pure and sincere and kinda random ones I’ve seen on RUclips
Ine time I was at a church gathering and they happened to have wifi at the the youth group leaders house and i had my ear buds and I was watching Netflix cuz I got bored and it was the show Supernatural and her and her husband walked behind me and saw Dean summoning something and performing something else and god knows how long they were looking at my screen so now they think im satanic. Gold Star Kelsey.
Marlon Baker *one i meant
The struggles of being a supernatural fan
I'm Obsessed - Sorry I also can't really get merchant without everyone thinking I'm satanic either 😂😂
CRYING OMF
+Marlon Baker me af omg
Last week I was sleeping at my friends house, and we were being immature and playing truth or dare. Being the asshole she is, she dared me to tape bagels all over myself and run around her house. (Yes, she is insane.) So I did, because I'm an idiot, and I managed to do so and started walking downstairs, only to trip over a bagel that had fallen out. Instead of being silently embarrassed and cocooning in my sleeping bag, I shouted "WHO EVEN INVENTED BAGELS?! GRUMPY DOUGHNUTS!" i don't even know why, it was 3am and I had eaten way too much chocolate popcorn
Why.
PEOPLE THAT ARE LIKE ME!
I have never felt so comfortable in my life.
I need Dan and Louise as my irl friends just so i'm not the only one making embarrassing mistakes.
No matter how many times I watch this video
It will always be funny
I had one awkward moment some years ago now. I was sitting in a really crowded train and there was a guy already getting up to go to the door, because we were almost at the next station. It was quite a skinny guy and while walking to the door he lifted his suitcase over his head to step over all the suitcases that were placed on the path. At that moment I already knew something was about to happen. Nearing the station the train suddenly switched tracks and that caused the guy to loose his balance and he fell on my lap. I literally had a guy sitting on my lap for a moment there, and it was so embarrassing! Not only for me, but also for him, of course.And then I heard another guy say: 'Well if that is how you've got to pick up pretty girls, I will start falling on their laps too'. OMG!
Omg 😂😂😂
Wendy Bollen Something similar happend to me once..but I fell.. on a kid.. that's what I call awkward.. I got off the bus at the next station and walked my way home.. you had a guy sitting on you and another calling you pretty, be happy.
Wendy Bollen That awkward moment... Oh wait, that's what this video's about.
+EinfachLucky don't worry, on my school bus i fell over a year 1 girl when the bus jolted and i made this big scene cause i full on twirled three times before tripping over her and i managed to knck over two people with me...I DIED
Okay, so I was at the mall with my friends and I went to a store with one of them, because she wanted to buy something. The guy standing behind the counter was ridiculously hot! He talked a little bit with us and then my friend bought the item and we walked out. When we were out, we talked about how handsome he was and I said I wanted to go tell him he was handsome, because I'd done it on other guys before. So my friend was like: "do it"and I said "okay." We went back, but just as I was going in I said: "never mind" and my friend kept trying to force me in the store. We literally went back and forth, her dragging me and me running. So in the end I said: "Fine I'm doing it." So I went to the store and said: I just wanted to say you are really handsome. The guy thanked me for the compliment, but then added: "But you don't need to be afraid to say it." I died!!!
HAHA
Probably Alex from Target lol
Tech Troll Haha cx He kind of looked like him though
Oh my god , that was so embarrassing , what did u do after that
I just smiled and left. My friend got a real good laugh cx
list of people who catch all of my embarrasing moments:
Everyone
Watching this for 100th time and it still makes laugh every time🤣
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