My parents never really thought me much about periods and girly stuff coz 1. I was still too young for a girl to normally have her period 2. my parents are pretty old-fashioned religious people who never really feel comfortable enough to talk about sex, drugs and those stuff. So I had my period when I was 9, imagine what a 9 year old would feel finding blood on her underwear. Well for that whole week of not telling anyone, I thought I was dying and was crying and panicking. Then my mom eventually found out and awkwardly explained everything to me. So yeah for a whole week I thought I had vagina cancer.
I feel so bad for you! My mum had always told me about it from a young age, and we'd been given talks at school, all my friends etc had it as well. Even then when I went to the toilet and saw blood I was confused for a while, I got mine a few months ago (I'm 13) and can totally understand how you feel.
One day in 1st grade, we were going on a field trip. I wasn't feeling too great that day, but I went to school anyway because I wanted to go on the field trip. On the bus to the museum we were going to, we hit a pothole or something which caused my bowels to completely release themselves. I had no control. It was full on diarrhea, and it was a MESS. When everyone got off of the bus, I decided to announce to my teacher, class, and museum staff, "I JUST HAD DIARRHEA SO IF YOU SMELL ANYTHING WEIRD, IT'S PROBABLY ME"
About three years ago I shat myself when I saw One Direction. My friend and I had heard that One Direction were going to a radio station by my house and it was the first time they were in America so we were super excited and went to the radio station to hopefully see them. but I had drunk a lot of coffee that morning which is never a good idea. So when the pulled into the parking lot and I saw their beautiful faces for the first time in person through the windows I just got so excited that I no longer had any control over my bowels and I literally shit my pants. literally worst experience of my life.
I did too! I was watching 1d during the wwa tour ! And i felt like i was about to fant! I was so excited and omg i shat myself and i had to leave the concert to use bathroom! I missed them sing moments ): but i came back after that!!
Elisa L that would have made the experience worse first of all there is like 10 hundred people there and secondly one direction sucks (sorry not sorry just telling the truth)
o my god that must of been a pain feel sorry for you i have had that experience when i was in school my teacher said any one need the toilet before we go on the coach and then half an hour later i could feel something heavy in my pants and there was no toilets on the coach so i had to sit with that for another hour
I had that when I had the flu. Last two times I had the flu was pretty ok, compared to most people, so I think my body wanted me to know I was sick, and it's way of communicating is by making me poop weird. Pooping soup into underwear? Definitely weird..
once I tackled my brother and as i was holding him down he screamed and started to say he needed to go to the bathroom. i let him go and as he was running to the bathroom he was catching his shit as it was falling out of his basketball shorts. he left a shit trail all across the house
I would just like to say- thanks you Tyler for teaching me not to trust the fart... I woke up in the middle of the night a little while ago feeling kinda queasy and as I lay there I thought, "huh, maybe I just need to fart?" But then, in my half asleep stupor I remembered: "DON'T TRUST THE FART!" I ran to the bathroom instead and it was a good thing I did too xD So yeah, thanks a lot!
When I was about, idk 3-5, I was sitting in my sisters room on her bed when she and my parents were in the living room, and I had to crap. I pulled the bed away from the wall, pulled down my pants, squatted and just casually crapped. My parents heard the bed being moved so when they walked in I was mid poop and they asked "Are you pooping?" I then grunted and said "no" 😂😂😂
This makes me feel better lol. It's happened to me twice. Once in 4th grade, on the day of the Spell Bowl. I suppose I trusted the fart that morning, the messed up part is I was too embarrassed to say anything when I got to school and I didn't want to miss the Spell Bowl so I didn't end up changing until afterwards. The 2nd was more recently, in a case like Louise's. But mine went in the opposite order. I decided to vomit *before* going #2 and I threw up so hard that I shit my pants. I'll never make that mistake again.
I was really sick one night and I was like 5 and I felt it coming and it was solid AF and it was so solid I thought it was an egg so I ran to my mums room at 5 am pitch black holding my shit and I said to her "I laid a egg!"...
My dog ran outside and so went to retrieve him. He's was running away, thinking that we were playing a game. And then he paused, and I saw my chance to grab him. I grab him, pick him up, and feel something warm and wet. I had picked up my dog mid-pee and my shirt was soaked.
My cat had kittens when I was like 9 and I picked one up and held it by me so I could show it this dreidel spinning thing and I think it got dizzy or confused or something and just shat on my favorite pair of limited too sweatpants
I haven't shat myself since I was 5, but when I first got my period, for some reason old, brown blood came out. My parents had never really told me that much about periods, so I thought the blood was crap. I had to go the ENTIRE day thinking I had shat myself. It was so embarrassing.
I've only shat myself once in my adult life. It was right before a concert I was playing in. I trusted a fart and it was deff not a fart. Then for like a month I was afraid to fart.
WAS SKATEN DOWN THE STREET MORNING AFTER A PARTY CAME UP TO A SPEED BUMP (IM WEARING SHORTS) TRIED TO OLLIE OVER IT LANDED AND SHAT MESELF AND IT ALL WATERFALLED DONW MY LEGS ONTO MY GRIPTAPE. SAD DAY INDEED.
I watch so much dan and phil that ive stopped hearing the accent but tonight ive been watching tyler for the past like 3 hours and now im listening to louise and she sounds so brittish omg
I remember when I was 3 my room was next to the bathroom- about 3 metres away. In the middle of the floor I just casually sat down and took a crap. I called my mum to clean it. She came to me but didn't hear what I said....... and she stepped in my crap in her slippers😂😂😂😂
when I was 4 I would hold in my poops... one day I was in my playroom and I had to go poop but I held it so later I yelled at my dad "DADDY I GOTTA GO" so he came in and picked me up running to the toilet, pulled down my pants and then I pooped... on the floor. 😂 then he got me on the toilet and turned around and my brother had a play knife AND WAS CUTTING THE POOP! OMG I'm sorry this story is disgusting.
Whenever I need a good cry laugh I always come and watch this video. I don't know why it makes me laugh so much. Probably because on the inside I have the maturity of a 10 year old boy and not an 18 year old girl but regardless, Tyler and Louise can always put a smile on my face. xx
I was in like 5th grade and I had a horrible case of the flu, but I went to school anyway because I hated to miss class. We were outside lining up after recess to go outside, and while I was standing in line with my lunchmates I coughed very hard, and the sheer force of the coughing made me shit my pants. Diarrhea. That was a fun one to explain to the nurse when I had to go get new underwear and pants delivered from home.
This video is wonderful. x) Now let me tell you about the last time I shat my pants. This was pretty recent, actually. It was the morning of my second day in my junior year and I was about ready to go to school. I had an upset tummy for a few days, but I blamed it on nerves. So, I feel a fart coming and it feels like it's just going to be air, so I let it out. It was damp. Really damp. So my mom is in the room and I go "Shit, mom. I think I just sharted!" and so I waddle to the bathroom to find a runny surprise in one of my favorite pairs of underwear. D: Good thing it was at home and I could clean up and change right away. What a shitty day.
this isn't my story but one time when my brother was little he had just ate lunch, then he goes outside to play a game then he walks into my neighbor's yard and he pulls down his pants and shits in their yard, then after that he went to their door rang their door bell and asked for a cookie
When I was younger I went camping with my entire family and on the night of the easter festivities I had so much fun being stupid with my cousins, running around like little kids on high sugary candy and fizzy drinks. The next day after eating and drinking sooooo much junk I felt like all liquids and solids in my body wanted to burst out of my face and butt hole. As the family port a loo/long drop was occupied I had to find an alternative. Keep in mind this camping ground was fucking PACKED, so finding privacy was a complete and utter blaaahhhhh. Anyways, I was walking around looking for some hot spots good enough to let rip and all the time I'm thinking about how the trees hanging over the edges of the cliff looked like rugged, natural toilet seats that I did NOT want to use. After about 20 mins of holing it all in (yep 20 goddamn mins) and failing to find other places to BLAST OFF in, I clenched all the muscles around my butt area and face area and ran like a constipated Quasimodo to the hanging trees, planted my butt right on mother nature and exercised the demons. I'm 19 now and I had vowed to never tell anyone what happened ............................................................at the beginning of this year.
I remember in 6th grade we had tacos for lunch, and when we state tested later, I couldn't leave my seat, so I crossed my legs super tight which worked for a while, then I sneezed, you know the rest...
Omg I know right? The state test rules are so stupid like don't get up don't look around don't blink don't breathe don't cough don't do anything at all. Don't even shit urself.
Okay so I had been feeling really sick, I was overheating so I was walking around my house naked. Then I had the overwhelming urge to vomit and it was bad so I sprinted out of my room. When I made it to the doorway my boob flung out from the force of my sprinting and hit the doorframe. I fell onto the bathroom floor clutching my tit (and this isn't the first time this has happened) Suddenly vomit came spewing out my mouth and the force of the vomit caused me to shit ALL. OVER. THE BATHROOM. It was horrible.
Me and five of my friends went out to eat at the Cheesecake Factory and I had the chicken and biscuits. I thought it would be great to go to a movie after...until my stomach started hurting. I thought about going at the restaurant, but decided not to and wait until after the movie when I got home. By the time I got to the movies I ran to the bathroom and while I was putting a toilet seat cover on I "trusted the fart" and it was downhill from there...I was in there for a good twenty to twenty-five minutes. I was sweating, panicking, and using my asthma inhaler because I thought I was going to faint. Finally I took my underwear off, threw them in the garbage and went commando the rest of the night and hoped it wouldn't happen again. None of my friends know this lol
I do that too! Especially freshman year cause I was deathly afraid of being late to class. But now that I'm a senior I use it more cause I know that I can make it to class in time.
One time, I was *really* sick, and I for like twenty minutes was sitting on the toilet, letting the flood gates open and giving birth from my butt, and then I also had a trashcan in front of me, puking my guts out. It was not an enjoyable moment, especially because at first I thought I just had to puke and accidentally pooped myself.
I have literally watched this video for the 7th or 8th time now, and every time I don't feel well or need some valuable procrastination and distraction from studying, I watch this video. It's the most hilarious video I have EVER seen!
Literally just this past December I had the flu, and I kept waking up feeling like I had to use the washroom but every time it was just gas, and then all of a sudden I got nausea so bad that I knew the puke was coming. So I jumped out of bed and leaned over the trash can I had beside me, and woke up my boyfriend, and I heaved about twice, then on the 3rd I just felt it. I looked at my boyfriend wide-eyed, completely in shock to the point that my vomiting stopped, and was like "oh my god. what the fuck omg" and he's freaking out thinking something's wrong and I look him directly in the eyes and go "I just fucking shit myself.". By this time I'm totally grossed out, still in shock, and wanting to go clean myself up but went back to vomiting and my boyfriend was doubled over on the bed laughing his ass off, and I'm trying not to laugh and puke at the same time. Since I was on my knees I got some on my foot, and the floor. Thankfully it was only a tiny bit that slipped out. So yeah, that's the story of how I puked so hard I shit myself HAHAHAHAHAH
I'm a freshman in high school so this was about 4 years ago. In fifth grade i was walking down the hallway and all of a sudden I got the diarrhea feeling. I was literally feet from the bathroom when I got a surprise sneeze and totally shit my pants. I ran into the bathroom, cleaned myself up as best as i could and i was too embarrassed to tell anyone that i shit myself so I went the rest of the day with shit in my pants. No one knew that until now...my mom must be so proud.
I just got in a fight on ig and I always have really bad anxiety about that and your vids make me feel so much better and calm me down. I love you so much Tyler.
I shat myself during a church service... But there was one time where I peed my pants and it came pouring out of my shorts and onto the floor in front of a ton of people.
omg same! I was in a queue for a ride at a theme park and there were tons of people. I really needed to pee but I didn't want to leave my place in the queue. so eventually I exploded and a cascade of piss flew out from my shorts and covered a two meter radius around me
Once I peed myself and I was on the basket ball court so my uniform was soaked and there was a puddle of pee and when I walked it dripped soooo embarrassing
One time I had a bladder infection, and the medicine I was taking made me had to pee a lot. But at the time, my teacher gave you thirty minutes of detention every time you went to the bathroom. This was the seventh grade. Thinking back on it I cannot believe this teacher. I had already stacked up two hours of detention. In the middle of class I needed to pee. I was crossing my legs, squirming, staring the clock down. There was five minutes left. And I pissed myself. I sat in my desk and I pissed myself and I started crying. I was sitting in the front row. When the bell rang everyone left as if nothing had happened but I refused to get up and reveal my pissed in seat. Eventually I did and I cried the whole time I sat in the office and waited for my dad to bring me new shorts. To top it all off, I served three hours of detention the next day, because in the middle of the two and half hours I had, I had to go to the bathroom.
I had to go to the bathroom once and I asked my teacher if I could go, btw this was in the 6th grade, anyways so I asked and she said no, and I was obviously pissed off cause I had to go very badly but this was the last period of school so it's not like the middle of the day, but I just sat at my desk and I couldn't hold it any longer and I just pissed myself, I had a jacket to cover it was super EMBARRISING
I shit myself in kindergarten. My teacher was doing spelling and I was raising my hand and begging her to go to the bathroom and she wouldnt let me and I couldnt control it. I held it for the entire day!
Omg, I haven't laughed this hard in forever! And I love how everyone who probably has never told anyone about it is now telling their shit stories in the comments for everyone to read! This is just the greatest shit ever! LOL!
It’s 2021, I’m on vacation in Turkey and I’ve been stuck at the hotel with travelers diarrhea all day. Unfortunately I trusted the fart today and shat my trousers. This made me think of this video though. Thanks for the laugh all these years later 💩
I haven't shat myself since I was really young but I have my worst period story. Now, you guys might not think it's THAT bad but I got my period recently so it's my worst period experience. So it's mysecond day with my period and I woke up and went to the bathroom and there was no blood so I thought I had finished it for this month. Boy was I wrong. We left to my aunties house and I'm not wearing a pad because I thought my period had ended. So I'm walking around with no pad on. My aunite decides to go to the supermarket to get some groceries. She asks me to go with her so I can babysit my 2 baby cousins while shes out getting the groceries. So I go with her and I thought we were just going to the Supermarket. My Auntie had other plans. First we went to this small store quite far from my aunties house to pick up some special noodles and coffee lollies. (Don't ask) And then we go to my Aunties friend's house. So we stay there for about an hour and a half. And when we arrive there I sit down on a mattress (which had a yellow blanket on it) and was just chatting with a girl my age and a girl about 3 years older than me. And then I feel something down there and I'm in denial so I stay sitting on the mattress and chatting and then I feel a cramp so I go to the toilet and there is blood on my underwear. I wipe as much as I can and then go back. There is a trail of blood on the mattress in the spot I was sitting so I grab a magazine and place it over the blood making sure nobody noticed. Then I go to my auntie and ask if we can leave but as casually as possible. It took about 20minutes for us to leave and I am never going back there again! Not to mention that afterwards we had to go back to that small store because my auntie forget to buy something and THEN we had to go to the pharmacy to pick up some medicine ( I know I could've bought osme pads, but I didn't want to admit it because I was so embarrassed) and THEN we had to go to the actual supermarket and stand in a queue for what felt like YEARS and then we finaly went back to my aunties house where we stayed for about 3 more hours and THEN walked to the park and we came home at about 7 when we had left home at 10.
So, I'm about eight years old, getting over the flu, watching TV, and my mom tells me I should go to the bathroom just in case. Being a sassy little smart-ass, I said "oh, no, I'm completely fine!" And then, I shit you not, ten or twenty seconds later, I trusted the fart. I run my little ass to the bathroom and cry because my mother was right.
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Watching this months later just gives me the warm fuzzies. Your birthday will always be a very special day for me hahahaha
Hahaha Louise say hi to Darcy for me! She is adorable and she is so lucky to have a mum like you!
i always watch it when i need cheering up ^^ thanks for sharing louise
This was the funniest thing ever think I nearly died of laughter one of fav videos! :)
This was so hilarious, Louise. I love how honest you are.
I literally just cried of laughter. I love you Louise and Tyler you are my idols!
I've just realised that this was the first video of Louise that I ever watched. What a first impression!!!
Same! Haha xD actually I think I might have seen her on another channel but I'm not sure
+Ruth Croft same here
Mine was the one with Dan when she listed her awkward moments
Same, I watched this years ago
+Ruth Croft same
My parents never really thought me much about periods and girly stuff coz
1. I was still too young for a girl to normally have her period
2. my parents are pretty old-fashioned religious people who never really feel comfortable enough to talk about sex, drugs and those stuff.
So I had my period when I was 9, imagine what a 9 year old would feel finding blood on her underwear.
Well for that whole week of not telling anyone, I thought I was dying and was crying and panicking.
Then my mom eventually found out and awkwardly explained everything to me.
So yeah for a whole week I thought I had vagina cancer.
*taught
I got my period when I was 13
I feel so bad for you! My mum had always told me about it from a young age, and we'd been given talks at school, all my friends etc had it as well. Even then when I went to the toilet and saw blood I was confused for a while, I got mine a few months ago (I'm 13) and can totally understand how you feel.
I got my period when I was 11
i'm 15 and i still have gotten it o.o
The funniest part is imagining Zoey like "GET OUT SHE'S GONNA BLOW"
Tyler has the best voice and best laugh out of everyone ever
Hi I'm Tacobell I think jack Howard would rival Tyler on his laugh
Hi I'm Tacobell
No dan has the best laugh🙂
Brennawashere Lamb yes!
Brennawashere Lamb no, Tyler does. Dan doesn't even have nearly as good a laugh as Tyler
just look at the subtle shade in these replies.
Any video with Louise in it makes my fucking day especially her and dans collabs😂
awkward fancy meal is my absolute favorite ❤
yaas
SAME
+Minta Loua it just has to be
Some people ship Dan and Louise
If you ever feel bad about yourself, watch this video.
Hey fellow phandom member
Hey phandom members
We are everywhere!
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I know I'm late but hey Phandom :)
One day in 1st grade, we were going on a field trip. I wasn't feeling too great that day, but I went to school anyway because I wanted to go on the field trip. On the bus to the museum we were going to, we hit a pothole or something which caused my bowels to completely release themselves. I had no control. It was full on diarrhea, and it was a MESS. When everyone got off of the bus, I decided to announce to my teacher, class, and museum staff, "I JUST HAD DIARRHEA SO IF YOU SMELL ANYTHING WEIRD, IT'S PROBABLY ME"
do you understand how many times i have watched this? everytime i end up laughing so hard i cry. omg i cant breatheeee
this was seriously the most hilarious video. i could not control my bowe...laughter.
This will never get old!! favourite video ever!
randomly remembered this happened and had to revisit LMFAO crazyyyy this was NINE years ago omfg
About three years ago I shat myself when I saw One Direction. My friend and I had heard that One Direction were going to a radio station by my house and it was the first time they were in America so we were super excited and went to the radio station to hopefully see them. but I had drunk a lot of coffee that morning which is never a good idea. So when the pulled into the parking lot and I saw their beautiful faces for the first time in person through the windows I just got so excited that I no longer had any control over my bowels and I literally shit my pants. literally worst experience of my life.
I did too! I was watching 1d during the wwa tour ! And i felt like i was about to fant! I was so excited and omg i shat myself and i had to leave the concert to use bathroom! I missed them sing moments ): but i came back after that!!
at least you saw One Direction (; jk that sounds horrible. I hope im not going to shit myself when i see them this summer.
Elisa L ikr im seeing them this summer too
Elisa L that would have made the experience worse first of all there is like 10 hundred people there and secondly one direction sucks (sorry not sorry just telling the truth)
o my god that must of been a pain feel sorry for you i have had that experience when i was in school my teacher said any one need the toilet before we go on the coach and then half an hour later i could feel something heavy in my pants and there was no toilets on the coach so i had to sit with that for another hour
"Would you then do a 'Whats in your bag' video?"
OMG DYING!!!! Love them!
WHY HAVENT I WATCHED THIS BEFOR. I CANT BREATHE.
If you are feeling ill, NEVER trust the fart.
I had that when I had the flu. Last two times I had the flu was pretty ok, compared to most people, so I think my body wanted me to know I was sick, and it's way of communicating is by making me poop weird. Pooping soup into underwear? Definitely weird..
I'm reading everyone's glorious comments and feeling left out since
I've never shit myself.. EVER
***** Omg XDD
LivDaFish Yes you have. It's called being a baby.
Lissa L Tru, but I'm talking about after I was potty trainer. XDD
Oh my god same LOL
the only time i have been glad to feel left out lol
once I tackled my brother and as i was holding him down he screamed and started to say he needed to go to the bathroom. i let him go and as he was running to the bathroom he was catching his shit as it was falling out of his basketball shorts. he left a shit trail all across the house
Oh my gosh that is..idk if I should laugh or not, I feel sorry for your brother but at the same time..he tried to catch it??
Kayla Zahn
we laugh about it all the time its okay :). he tried and did catch it
I almost peed myself when reading this comment I'm dying
Omg this was so funny i helped of laughter hahahahahaha omg
You literally scared the crap out of him.XD
I would just like to say- thanks you Tyler for teaching me not to trust the fart... I woke up in the middle of the night a little while ago feeling kinda queasy and as I lay there I thought, "huh, maybe I just need to fart?" But then, in my half asleep stupor I remembered: "DON'T TRUST THE FART!" I ran to the bathroom instead and it was a good thing I did too xD So yeah, thanks a lot!
You're my hero
This video deserves an award
When I was about, idk 3-5, I was sitting in my sisters room on her bed when she and my parents were in the living room, and I had to crap. I pulled the bed away from the wall, pulled down my pants, squatted and just casually crapped. My parents heard the bed being moved so when they walked in I was mid poop and they asked "Are you pooping?" I then grunted and said "no" 😂😂😂
Ash and Sadie lmaoooo boss
Rebel!
I peed on the floor at 5 years old, just bc I'd just had a bath, was naked and cold, and thought the living room was warmer.
This makes me feel better lol. It's happened to me twice. Once in 4th grade, on the day of the Spell Bowl. I suppose I trusted the fart that morning, the messed up part is I was too embarrassed to say anything when I got to school and I didn't want to miss the Spell Bowl so I didn't end up changing until afterwards. The 2nd was more recently, in a case like Louise's. But mine went in the opposite order. I decided to vomit *before* going #2 and I threw up so hard that I shit my pants. I'll never make that mistake again.
I was really sick one night and I was like 5 and I felt it coming and it was solid AF and it was so solid I thought it was an egg so I ran to my mums room at 5 am pitch black holding my shit and I said to her "I laid a egg!"...
MAXXXX IM SSCREAMING BAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAH
Lmao lol lol lol lol lol lol!!!!!
Bahahahaha
I'm calling bs but 😂😂😂😂
+JJ Goudy GERARD WAY 💕
I just found this in my saved videos... thank you past me for saving this for future me😂😂😂😂
And also, thank to Tyler and Louise!!!
Hahahahaha
sprinkle of shitter
^^^ 😂😂❤️
#BestThingEver
Is it just me or..... I've never pooped myself😂
Me neither 😂
Me either XD
you must have been great infants
There must have been something wrong with your ass as a baby then
If you haven't shit yourself at least once after the age of 18 you are not truly an adult
Louise: You did not trust the fart, did you?
Tyler: I trusted the fart
Me: 😂😂 I'm liking this video
My dog ran outside and so went to retrieve him. He's was running away, thinking that we were playing a game. And then he paused, and I saw my chance to grab him. I grab him, pick him up, and feel something warm and wet. I had picked up my dog mid-pee and my shirt was soaked.
Makes me hungry
What.
Lol
Hahahaah
My cat had kittens when I was like 9 and I picked one up and held it by me so I could show it this dreidel spinning thing and I think it got dizzy or confused or something and just shat on my favorite pair of limited too sweatpants
In kindergarten I was too shy to ask the teacher to use the toilet so I peed my pants almost everyday smh.
same my step mom made me wear a f#&@ing pull up after words
omg same!! i kinda peed on my preschool teacher...
I know me 2
Ceci 123 sort of me too!
Me too... But only once
Why am I watching this video while eating, I didnt pay attention to the title and now I'm regretting the day I was born ahahaha
I haven't shat myself since I was 5, but when I first got my period, for some reason old, brown blood came out. My parents had never really told me that much about periods, so I thought the blood was crap. I had to go the ENTIRE day thinking I had shat myself. It was so embarrassing.
Also, on that day I was wearing white shorts. -.- I'm SO lucky nothing seeped through!
that "brown blood" is normal to have before and after periods it's not blood, more of a "discharge". Wear panty liners if you have it.
awesomerule It was blood, I promise. It was NOT discharge.
This is a weird thing to discuss... o.o
::blood:: you're right, It's old blood, though you can get discharge that's darker after your period, it's still just old blood. #justgirlythings ;p
kimberleyvonv ::blood:: That's what I meant, I just didn't know the right word
anytime i’m feeling down i come back to this video and remember it could be worse
I've only shat myself once in my adult life. It was right before a concert I was playing in. I trusted a fart and it was deff not a fart. Then for like a month I was afraid to fart.
I've done that 😂
WAS SKATEN DOWN THE STREET MORNING AFTER A PARTY CAME UP TO A SPEED BUMP (IM WEARING SHORTS) TRIED TO OLLIE OVER IT LANDED AND SHAT MESELF AND IT ALL WATERFALLED DONW MY LEGS ONTO MY GRIPTAPE. SAD DAY INDEED.
that made me gag so much ew,i feel sorryfor you haha
chloe robertson I was 12 im 18 now lol.
caps much
Angryturdmonkey that shit I took diserved a capital letters.
So you were basically hung over and u were 12...much hardcore lol
Here I sit so broken hearted
Tried to shit but only farted
Then one day I took the chance
Tried to fart but shit my pants.
Beautiful! You deserve an Oscar!
Thank you, thank you.
Ronan Moore Oscars are for actors/producers/screen-writers....
That's ok. Being a performer, I'd prefer a Tony instead.
Kirsten Quigley that was beautiful
Every video I see with Louis, be it Dan, Phil, Tyler, Joey, herself: I always laugh so much. I love her
LMFAO! HAHA "NEVER TRUST THE FART" LMAO! TRUE FACT :P
This has to be one of my favorite videos of all time.
I watch so much dan and phil that ive stopped hearing the accent but tonight ive been watching tyler for the past like 3 hours and now im listening to louise and she sounds so brittish omg
I remember when I was 3 my room was next to the bathroom- about 3 metres away. In the middle of the floor I just casually sat down and took a crap. I called my mum to clean it. She came to me but didn't hear what I said....... and she stepped in my crap in her slippers😂😂😂😂
^ I know
She still brings it up😂
😂😂😂😂
ive never pooped my pants
my pants
I always go and watch this video whenever I'm feeling a bit sad. It always puts me in a good mood lol
This is iconic. I'm watching on the 17th of Sept 2015. This video will go down in history.
+HeyItsTamara I'm watching it on January 19 2016 so yeah
how the hell are you watching this on the 17th if you posted the comment on the 16th
I live in Australia. Timezones are a thing.
I live in Australia too
it says shared publicly on the 17th Sept lol.
when I was 4 I would hold in my poops... one day I was in my playroom and I had to go poop but I held it so later I yelled at my dad "DADDY I GOTTA GO" so he came in and picked me up running to the toilet, pulled down my pants and then I pooped... on the floor. 😂 then he got me on the toilet and turned around and my brother had a play knife AND WAS CUTTING THE POOP! OMG I'm sorry this story is disgusting.
Your brother cut your poop, hmm okay.. *nightmares coming*
Notin But Ava omg im dying
The knife part😂😂😂
That's hilarious
Yup im serious. LMAO
Whenever I need a good cry laugh I always come and watch this video. I don't know why it makes me laugh so much. Probably because on the inside I have the maturity of a 10 year old boy and not an 18 year old girl but regardless, Tyler and Louise can always put a smile on my face. xx
"never trust the fart"
At 6:41 I almost pooped myself from laughing so hard...
I was in like 5th grade and I had a horrible case of the flu, but I went to school anyway because I hated to miss class. We were outside lining up after recess to go outside, and while I was standing in line with my lunchmates I coughed very hard, and the sheer force of the coughing made me shit my pants. Diarrhea.
That was a fun one to explain to the nurse when I had to go get new underwear and pants delivered from home.
I love how confident loise is i love how she said she met tyler and she said i shat my self
This video is wonderful. x) Now let me tell you about the last time I shat my pants. This was pretty recent, actually. It was the morning of my second day in my junior year and I was about ready to go to school. I had an upset tummy for a few days, but I blamed it on nerves. So, I feel a fart coming and it feels like it's just going to be air, so I let it out. It was damp. Really damp. So my mom is in the room and I go "Shit, mom. I think I just sharted!" and so I waddle to the bathroom to find a runny surprise in one of my favorite pairs of underwear. D: Good thing it was at home and I could clean up and change right away. What a shitty day.
Much pun intended lol
tim millea Haha, yes x)
Good to see you have a sence of humor about it
hi hello it richard green did you shat pants
this isn't my story but one time when my brother was little he had just ate lunch, then he goes outside to play a game then he walks into my neighbor's yard and he pulls down his pants and shits in their yard, then after that he went to their door rang their door bell and asked for a cookie
Made. My. Day.
😂😂😂
ThePoptartKitten Holy fuck, this made my day/night. I will remember this comment.
I didn't know I was lactose and tolerance... I went to a dairy farm...
+Catherine Young all the explanation needed
+Lauren Cresta Right😳😂😂😂😃😃
Lo its lactose intolerant (i think)
It auto corrects it on my phone
I feel you pain. I did the same thing
i once was on the bus but it went over speed bump and everything come out all ends!
Ahahahahahahahahahahahahah
Ew
lol ino
till this day this video is so fucking funny lmao louise is such a good storyteller
When I was younger I went camping with my entire family and on the night of the easter festivities I had so much fun being stupid with my cousins, running around like little kids on high sugary candy and fizzy drinks.
The next day after eating and drinking sooooo much junk I felt like all liquids and solids in my body wanted to burst out of my face and butt hole.
As the family port a loo/long drop was occupied I had to find an alternative. Keep in mind this camping ground was fucking PACKED, so finding privacy was a complete and utter blaaahhhhh.
Anyways, I was walking around looking for some hot spots good enough to let rip and all the time I'm thinking about how the trees hanging over the edges of the cliff looked like rugged, natural toilet seats that I did NOT want to use.
After about 20 mins of holing it all in (yep 20 goddamn mins) and failing to find other places to BLAST OFF in, I clenched all the muscles around my butt area and face area and ran like a constipated Quasimodo to the hanging trees, planted my butt right on mother nature and exercised the demons.
I'm 19 now and I had vowed to never tell anyone what happened
............................................................at the beginning of this year.
OH MY GOD THATS EXCACTLY WHAT HAPPENED TO ME A FEW MONTHS AGO
AHHHH YES, THE FEELS ARE STRONG WITH THIS ONE. :D But it is a shitty thing to happen lol
I remember in 6th grade we had tacos for lunch, and when we state tested later, I couldn't leave my seat, so I crossed my legs super tight which worked for a while, then I sneezed, you know the rest...
Omg I know right? The state test rules are so stupid like don't get up don't look around don't blink don't breathe don't cough don't do anything at all. Don't even shit urself.
Lol! I agree SSSOOO much!
Yeah just remember... take the teachers advice and go b4 the test!!!!!!! And dont sneeze
" Never trust a fart " The words of wisdom speaking
I thought Louise was going to say she shitted herself in boyce avenue's van LOL.
when Louise was telling her first story I literally could NOT stop laughing! Do more of these vids (Poop tales)
💜
I watch this when I have a bad/unmotivated day. Works every time xD love it!!!
I love how Louise was just like "You trusted the fart? YOU FOOL"
I had this period in my childhood where I would shit myself everytime I had to fart
Imagin that I fart allot that wouldn't go well .....
You were probably just confused as to what a fart felt like.
This is my absolute favorite video on the Internet. If I'm ever having a shitty(pun intended) day I watch this.
Okay so I had been feeling really sick, I was overheating so I was walking around my house naked. Then I had the overwhelming urge to vomit and it was bad so I sprinted out of my room. When I made it to the doorway my boob flung out from the force of my sprinting and hit the doorframe. I fell onto the bathroom floor clutching my tit (and this isn't the first time this has happened) Suddenly vomit came spewing out my mouth and the force of the vomit caused me to shit ALL. OVER. THE BATHROOM. It was horrible.
I am literally crying from laughing at this
this is the funniest shit ever
it was HORRIBLE
Thank you for the infinite joy reading this has caused me.
I am laughing so hard now. I think I'm gonna falll off my bed.... yep, I fell off my bed.
This is the best thing I have read.
6 years later and i still think about these stories
I just had a moment where I almost trusted the fart, but I remembered this video and ran to the bathroom 😂
the add before this was poopouri im crying ahahaha
Hahahahaha
ahahahahahahahhaahhah
Me and five of my friends went out to eat at the Cheesecake Factory and I had the chicken and biscuits. I thought it would be great to go to a movie after...until my stomach started hurting. I thought about going at the restaurant, but decided not to and wait until after the movie when I got home. By the time I got to the movies I ran to the bathroom and while I was putting a toilet seat cover on I "trusted the fart" and it was downhill from there...I was in there for a good twenty to twenty-five minutes. I was sweating, panicking, and using my asthma inhaler because I thought I was going to faint. Finally I took my underwear off, threw them in the garbage and went commando the rest of the night and hoped it wouldn't happen again. None of my friends know this lol
Five years later and I still regularly think of this video
Louise's "GET OUT!!!" WAS PRICELESS!!!!!!!!!!!
am i the only person who has trained there body so they dont go to the toilet at school so i dont go to the toilet between 7:30 and about 4:30
I do that too! Especially freshman year cause I was deathly afraid of being late to class. But now that I'm a senior I use it more cause I know that I can make it to class in time.
Me too 😂
And the second you get home you really need to pee 😂
I'm the same I can go all the way through the day without going to the toilet it's easy!
liptastic lipbalms Ew, school bathrooms are gross.
One time, I was *really* sick, and I for like twenty minutes was sitting on the toilet, letting the flood gates open and giving birth from my butt, and then I also had a trashcan in front of me, puking my guts out.
It was not an enjoyable moment, especially because at first I thought I just had to puke and accidentally pooped myself.
Acelover3000 BIRTH FROM THE ASS
IM CFYIN
I have literally watched this video for the 7th or 8th time now, and every time I don't feel well or need some valuable procrastination and distraction from studying, I watch this video. It's the most hilarious video I have EVER seen!
Never trust the fart
I trusted the fart...
Literally just this past December I had the flu, and I kept waking up feeling like I had to use the washroom but every time it was just gas, and then all of a sudden I got nausea so bad that I knew the puke was coming. So I jumped out of bed and leaned over the trash can I had beside me, and woke up my boyfriend, and I heaved about twice, then on the 3rd I just felt it. I looked at my boyfriend wide-eyed, completely in shock to the point that my vomiting stopped, and was like "oh my god. what the fuck omg" and he's freaking out thinking something's wrong and I look him directly in the eyes and go "I just fucking shit myself.". By this time I'm totally grossed out, still in shock, and wanting to go clean myself up but went back to vomiting and my boyfriend was doubled over on the bed laughing his ass off, and I'm trying not to laugh and puke at the same time. Since I was on my knees I got some on my foot, and the floor. Thankfully it was only a tiny bit that slipped out. So yeah, that's the story of how I puked so hard I shit myself HAHAHAHAHAH
I DID THIS TODAY 😂😂😂
I shat myself in ballet class when I was 11. the teacher wouldn't let me go to the bathroom.
when they said 'broke the seal' I instantly thought of Supernatural😂😂...
I can just imagine the teacher like,
Teacher: So Tyler why where you late?
Tyler: Uhmm I trusted the fart....
Teacher: One of those nights eh?
Well no one can say this video isn't original
I'm a freshman in high school so this was about 4 years ago. In fifth grade i was walking down the hallway and all of a sudden I got the diarrhea feeling. I was literally feet from the bathroom when I got a surprise sneeze and totally shit my pants. I ran into the bathroom, cleaned myself up as best as i could and i was too embarrassed to tell anyone that i shit myself so I went the rest of the day with shit in my pants. No one knew that until now...my mom must be so proud.
I just got in a fight on ig and I always have really bad anxiety about that and your vids make me feel so much better and calm me down. I love you so much Tyler.
I love Tyler's laugh :)
Louise drinks her beer through a straw because she's classy lol
I never shit myself but I pissed myself twice xD
I still watch this when I’m having a bad day, literally crack up every time 💖
I shat myself during a church service...
But there was one time where I peed my pants and it came pouring out of my shorts and onto the floor in front of a ton of people.
I peed myself in the car, and it pooled around outside my jeans.
omg same! I was in a queue for a ride at a theme park and there were tons of people. I really needed to pee but I didn't want to leave my place in the queue. so eventually I exploded and a cascade of piss flew out from my shorts and covered a two meter radius around me
Once I peed myself and I was on the basket ball court so my uniform was soaked and there was a puddle of pee and when I walked it dripped soooo embarrassing
One time I had a bladder infection, and the medicine I was taking made me had to pee a lot. But at the time, my teacher gave you thirty minutes of detention every time you went to the bathroom. This was the seventh grade. Thinking back on it I cannot believe this teacher. I had already stacked up two hours of detention. In the middle of class I needed to pee. I was crossing my legs, squirming, staring the clock down. There was five minutes left. And I pissed myself. I sat in my desk and I pissed myself and I started crying. I was sitting in the front row. When the bell rang everyone left as if nothing had happened but I refused to get up and reveal my pissed in seat. Eventually I did and I cried the whole time I sat in the office and waited for my dad to bring me new shorts. To top it all off, I served three hours of detention the next day, because in the middle of the two and half hours I had, I had to go to the bathroom.
I had to go to the bathroom once and I asked my teacher if I could go, btw this was in the 6th grade, anyways so I asked and she said no, and I was obviously pissed off cause I had to go very badly but this was the last period of school so it's not like the middle of the day, but I just sat at my desk and I couldn't hold it any longer and I just pissed myself, I had a jacket to cover it was super EMBARRISING
Louise had me crying!
I loved when Tyler said I trusted the fart hahahaha
I swear, these two are too precious.
I shit myself in kindergarten. My teacher was doing spelling and I was raising my hand and begging her to go to the bathroom and she wouldnt let me and I couldnt control it. I held it for the entire day!
Really 0.o
i did that one and older boys was their it was so imbarisin
Louise is the best story teller ever.
Omg, I haven't laughed this hard in forever! And I love how everyone who probably has never told anyone about it is now telling their shit stories in the comments for everyone to read! This is just the greatest shit ever! LOL!
Watching this 6 years after, and I’m still laughing my ass off.... i remember watching it 6 years ago and right after laughing i had pooped myself
never. trust. the fart.
It’s 2021, I’m on vacation in Turkey and I’ve been stuck at the hotel with travelers diarrhea all day. Unfortunately I trusted the fart today and shat my trousers. This made me think of this video though. Thanks for the laugh all these years later 💩
I haven't shat myself since I was really young but I have my worst period story. Now, you guys might not think it's THAT bad but I got my period recently so it's my worst period experience. So it's mysecond day with my period and I woke up and went to the bathroom and there was no blood so I thought I had finished it for this month. Boy was I wrong. We left to my aunties house and I'm not wearing a pad because I thought my period had ended. So I'm walking around with no pad on. My aunite decides to go to the supermarket to get some groceries. She asks me to go with her so I can babysit my 2 baby cousins while shes out getting the groceries. So I go with her and I thought we were just going to the Supermarket. My Auntie had other plans. First we went to this small store quite far from my aunties house to pick up some special noodles and coffee lollies. (Don't ask) And then we go to my Aunties friend's house. So we stay there for about an hour and a half. And when we arrive there I sit down on a mattress (which had a yellow blanket on it) and was just chatting with a girl my age and a girl about 3 years older than me. And then I feel something down there and I'm in denial so I stay sitting on the mattress and chatting and then I feel a cramp so I go to the toilet and there is blood on my underwear. I wipe as much as I can and then go back. There is a trail of blood on the mattress in the spot I was sitting so I grab a magazine and place it over the blood making sure nobody noticed. Then I go to my auntie and ask if we can leave but as casually as possible. It took about 20minutes for us to leave and I am never going back there again! Not to mention that afterwards we had to go back to that small store because my auntie forget to buy something and THEN we had to go to the pharmacy to pick up some medicine ( I know I could've bought osme pads, but I didn't want to admit it because I was so embarrassed) and THEN we had to go to the actual supermarket and stand in a queue for what felt like YEARS and then we finaly went back to my aunties house where we stayed for about 3 more hours and THEN walked to the park and we came home at about 7 when we had left home at 10.
omigosh!!!
I know
OH MY GOSH THAT IS LITERALLY THE WORST THING EVER
konakoffee77 I know!
I don't think we needed to know that...
the title of this video alone was enough to make my mom stop questioning what i spend my time doing on the internet
Louise, I love you. Tyler…I love watching you with everyone-but ESPECIALLY with Louise. You're wonderful together. :-)
Great video-and so pretty!
So, I'm about eight years old, getting over the flu, watching TV, and my mom tells me I should go to the bathroom just in case. Being a sassy little smart-ass, I said "oh, no, I'm completely fine!" And then, I shit you not, ten or twenty seconds later, I trusted the fart. I run my little ass to the bathroom and cry because my mother was right.
the background gives the topic a sweet touch :D
This is still hands down my favourite video on youtube!