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  • Опубликовано: 3 май 2024
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    we rank eurovision 2024 songs today, the competition is lowkey stacked this year
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  • @Maqwell
    @Maqwell  Месяц назад +540

    sources are telling me San marino’s song is in Spanish
    Also edit, I love disko but they FUMBLED the live performance

    • @akmalbasyhaazis
      @akmalbasyhaazis Месяц назад +18

      the band literally competed in the Spanish selection last year (the one Blanca Paloma won)

    • @CanalAleblasco77
      @CanalAleblasco77 Месяц назад +23

      Megara is a Spanish band and since San Marino national contest doesn't require to be from there, they took up the chance to take part and they won lmao

    • @balinthorvath1525
      @balinthorvath1525 Месяц назад +14

      And the sources are telling the truth. Fun fact: Nebulossa (the Spanish) was trying to represent San marino in 2023

    • @catesimms8945
      @catesimms8945 Месяц назад +3

      Thank god people told him. I find it funny he does not know that Megara spoke Spanish while wearing the t shirt of a Spanish football team

    • @johnny11415
      @johnny11415 Месяц назад

      Correct its Spanish not Italian.

  • @thekelvinproductionlore
    @thekelvinproductionlore 29 дней назад +926

    Dude just jinxed the Netherlands 💀💀

    • @Railgunch
      @Railgunch 28 дней назад +59

      Everything makes sense now... its all maqwells fault!!1!

    • @Dcupholder
      @Dcupholder 26 дней назад +4

      Yes ffs this dude nulled my bet

    • @Building501
      @Building501 22 дня назад +3

      :(

  • @olafrohwer3482
    @olafrohwer3482 27 дней назад +423

    "For some reason they also hate Norway" that aged pretty well😂

    • @PiousMoltar
      @PiousMoltar 25 дней назад +25

      Man Norway's entry was one of the best. But I can't expect Eurovision fans to have good taste.

    • @mrshll2005
      @mrshll2005 23 дня назад +7

      Lmao, when I heard him say this I was thinking boy do I have news for you

    • @pokiandi5228
      @pokiandi5228 20 дней назад +2

      They do this every year!

    • @aburrki6732
      @aburrki6732 19 дней назад +4

      I mean to be fair, the juries gave them more points than the public this year

  • @antoniosertich
    @antoniosertich Месяц назад +1031

    If Baby Lasagna wins, it would be equivalent to Denmark's 1992 Euro story. He wasn't even supposed to participate in Dora (Croatia's Eurovision song pick contest), he got a chance only because another contestant quit at the last moment. He didn't even write this song for Eurovision, it was supposed to be just an "album filler" song. It would be quite some story...

    • @dragojaradovanovic2144
      @dragojaradovanovic2144 Месяц назад +36

      Well Denmark in 1992 took Yugoslavia's place in Euro

    • @Shinjiku
      @Shinjiku Месяц назад +56

      Thats how Ukraine won in 2022, the original representative was disqualified which resulted in Kalush being the representative and ending up winning, of course people will mention politics but still.

    • @antoniosertich
      @antoniosertich Месяц назад +5

      @Shinjiku nah, that song was a clear winner for me. Even without politics, the song was top 2 for sure 😉

    • @Nadia1989
      @Nadia1989 Месяц назад

      ​@@Shinjiku I checked on Wikipedia and... Wow

    • @akmalbasyhaazis
      @akmalbasyhaazis Месяц назад +11

      ​@@Shinjikuat least Kalush was *competing* right there in Vidbir (Ukrainian selection).
      Baby Lasagna wasn't even supposed to compete in the Croatian selection (Dora) if not for one of its participants withdrawing. That shows how inept the Dora selection committee was.

  • @marthalenia
    @marthalenia Месяц назад +933

    Btw joosts song actually has a deeper meaning it's dedicated to his parents who passed away when he was young

    • @KurwaNickMiZajeli
      @KurwaNickMiZajeli Месяц назад +15

      Yeah yeah definetly 💀 Where tf in the lyrics do you see something about his parents? (The end does not count since it technically isnt in the song, just an outro) Also, even if it somehow is about them, he should not use their death as a way to make the jury emotional and give him points.

    • @kirstentundrastar9477
      @kirstentundrastar9477 Месяц назад +113

      @@KurwaNickMiZajelithe title

    • @HeHe-jq8xp
      @HeHe-jq8xp Месяц назад +83

      ​@@KurwaNickMiZajeliAS A DUTCH PERSON ITS TRUE SO DONT SAY THAT

    • @studiobuckeycolours
      @studiobuckeycolours Месяц назад +92

      ​@KurwaNickMiZajeli it's literally in the title of the song. "Papa" means dad or father in Dutch. Also joost himself confirmed this in multiple interviews. And it's not like it's the first time anyone in eurovision sings about someone who passed away or about family tragedies in general

    • @KurwaNickMiZajeli
      @KurwaNickMiZajeli Месяц назад +1

      @@studiobuckeycolours Still, nothing in the lyrics is about his dad, or mom.

  • @severe_storm651
    @severe_storm651 Месяц назад +350

    The backstory behind Europapa is even more incredbile than the song itself but unfortunately many people watching won't know it

    • @OliverChu-zm4yb
      @OliverChu-zm4yb Месяц назад +49

      Not only the backstory, the lyrics also show that. Idk what he’s saying about upbeat happy lyrics, they’re heart wrenching. He sings about how his traveling can’t cure his trauma from his parents dying before finally burning down his ‘childhood house’ to be able to move on with his life.

    • @jackbale5846
      @jackbale5846 27 дней назад

      a backstory of a monotone queer doing the same sh*t that everyone does?

    • @cedriccappelle2036
      @cedriccappelle2036 15 дней назад +1

      Joost doesn't even sing so he shouldn't have been sent to Eurovision in the first place... I don't know what it is nowadays with people voting for weirs shit just because it's weird. Another one is Ireland, even worse case

    • @severe_storm651
      @severe_storm651 15 дней назад +1

      @@cedriccappelle2036 I was never talking about the singing itself but rather the lyrics, europapa is an anthem.

    • @severe_storm651
      @severe_storm651 15 дней назад

      @@jackbale5846 uhh more like him being an orphan at thirteen you little cu*k

  • @thevoshe
    @thevoshe Месяц назад +546

    Babe wake up Maqwell's talking about Eurovision again
    (Btw I'm really happy you're doing it again for this year's edition!)

  • @tiagooooo
    @tiagooooo Месяц назад +164

    San Marinos entry is in Spanish btw. The band is from Madrid. Ironically they attempted to enter for Spain last year (notice the Benidorm line) while Nebulossa tried to enter for San Marino last year and now they both made it but for the other country.

  • @duintje14
    @duintje14 Месяц назад +237

    Joost found his mother on the sofa as a 13yr old, a year after his dad passed away from cancer. She died of a cardiac arrest and that moment Joost lost everything and had go to into care. Hense the burning house at the end of his clip. He lived with an older brother for a while but ended up in crisis care. Most of the lyrics are about seeking help all over Europe but not finding it anywhere. Joost described his song as a collective of happy memories from the time he had both his parents and watched ESC back then. And he wants to give today's kids a fun song to remember they watched with their parents...like Joost did once. He even said to his parents: One day I'll be on that podium....

    • @overthelunforyou8592
      @overthelunforyou8592 28 дней назад +13

      guess who wasnt on the podium.

    • @duintje14
      @duintje14 28 дней назад +49

      @@overthelunforyou8592 Funny eh?
      It was Joost's wish not to be filmed directly after coming off stage because he would be to emotional at that moment. Some camerawomen shoved a camera in his face directly after and refused to stop filming. Joost made a threatening move towards her to force her to stop filming. Then she filed a complaint. She was filming so there is evidence and that raises the question why they took so god damn long to decide before disqualifying him.
      He was already harrassed by the Israeli KANN NEWS journalist who also harrassed the Irish and Greek singers and a Spanish Journalist. They all filed complaints but no santions were made against him.

    • @Isa-oz3jk
      @Isa-oz3jk 28 дней назад

      @@duintje14 Hypocrisy is rampant nowadays ;)

    • @Estazhe
      @Estazhe 26 дней назад +10

      @@duintje14 The threatening move being ''pushing her camera away''.

    • @duintje14
      @duintje14 26 дней назад +1

      @@Estazhe According the Swedish media the camera got damaged.

  • @SeyrenaKatsuragi
    @SeyrenaKatsuragi Месяц назад +632

    Us germans need to finaly send Electric Callboy....

    • @anteosan5985
      @anteosan5985 Месяц назад +39

      That would be so hype, they would absolutely kill it

    • @crystalracing4794
      @crystalracing4794 Месяц назад +3

      Yes 😂

    • @Ven1997keyblade
      @Ven1997keyblade Месяц назад +28

      I feel like we purposely send entrants that won't win so we don't have to host it

    • @onurbschrednei4569
      @onurbschrednei4569 Месяц назад +1

      they would be last place.

    • @inzhanagi374
      @inzhanagi374 Месяц назад +8

      Public Vote Win 100% bruder

  • @turbogaminghero2844
    @turbogaminghero2844 Месяц назад +241

    10:58 we can't go one video without a classic Maqwell mess up. SPANISH = ITALIAN🔥🔥🔥

    • @Tintelinus
      @Tintelinus Месяц назад +20

      To be fair its not unreasonable to expect San Marino to sing in Italian, even tho the country in Eurovision just kinda selects from the rejects of every other country lol

  • @teddyshowtaylor3645
    @teddyshowtaylor3645 Месяц назад +419

    I love how I clicked this video in 28 seconds

    • @mitz8852
      @mitz8852 Месяц назад +3

      Lol... Did it in 28 Minutes

    • @teodorgiorgos3357
      @teodorgiorgos3357 Месяц назад +2

      Lol... Uspeo posle 28 časova.

  • @PipoZizo
    @PipoZizo Месяц назад +1850

    I love how Eurovision has 37 countries competing and Maxwell casually ignored that one country nobody wanted in this year's Eurovision.

    • @fluffypuffyboy586
      @fluffypuffyboy586 Месяц назад +48

      germany?

    • @mynexia9463
      @mynexia9463 Месяц назад +301

      It should only be about the music, and it breaks my heart that everyone has to be like that, they should be included eitherway because It's music for goodness sakes, what makes it hurt even more is the fact that the song is actually great.

    • @mynexia9463
      @mynexia9463 Месяц назад +76

      @@fluffypuffyboy586 No, the ones that are... doing bad things

    • @el_naif
      @el_naif Месяц назад +46

      Said country will end up in the Top10 🌀 💙

    • @rafiwerdiger
      @rafiwerdiger Месяц назад +39

      what does eurovision have to do with war?

  • @martimferreira3433
    @martimferreira3433 Месяц назад +163

    "Something about the italian language"
    Who's gonna tell him boys?

  • @aldrixalkemadus
    @aldrixalkemadus Месяц назад +92

    If you are dutch you know it is a fun song with emo lyrics

    • @matvocaat
      @matvocaat Месяц назад +1

      emo lyrics?

    • @aldrixalkemadus
      @aldrixalkemadus Месяц назад +9

      @matvocaat lyrics with a heavier meaning than it seams that's what I ment with emo

    • @JustK4Y1512
      @JustK4Y1512 Месяц назад +1

      @@aldrixalkemadusare you kidding me?

    • @amberlandball
      @amberlandball 12 дней назад

      @@aldrixalkemadus hidden meaning lyrics emos wrong

  • @echoeurope
    @echoeurope 29 дней назад +121

    Who's here after Joost Klein's disqualification? Honestly really sad.

    • @Feline-AimeeMijnheer
      @Feline-AimeeMijnheer 27 дней назад +12

      He had a serious chance of winning. The EBU definitely did not make the right decision and we're going to let them know that, too!
      Anyways, Europapa and Joost will never be forgotten, it's still a banger of a song. I had a lot of fun seeing Joost perform on stage for the Netherlands.
      I do think this year's winner, Switzerland, has a very good song, and so has Croatia.
      Better luck next year for the Netherlands 🍀🤞

    • @ami8181
      @ami8181 25 дней назад

      ESC is always filled with double standards. They banned non binary flags from the competition but a non binary artist won.

    • @lenaaaaaaaa78
      @lenaaaaaaaa78 22 дня назад

      ik

    • @cedriccappelle2036
      @cedriccappelle2036 15 дней назад +1

      Deserved. Shouldn't even have gone to Eurovision, he doesn't sing... Also him acting like a **** in press conference. Lastly, we don't know what happened backstage, and neirher do we know the laws in Sweden so better be careful in foreign country

    • @dochka
      @dochka 12 дней назад +1

      @@cedriccappelle2036 i mean we definitely know what happened

  • @domiiinik4320
    @domiiinik4320 Месяц назад +84

    Megara is singing in Spanish, because they are Spanish group that just took part in San Marino's qualification for Eurovision

    • @luisshorts.
      @luisshorts. Месяц назад +10

      A lot of San Marino’s representatives are Italian, which I think could be surprising to non-Europeans, the only San Marino representative from San Marino I remember is Valentina Monetta, and she represented three years in a row

    • @JustK4Y1512
      @JustK4Y1512 Месяц назад +1

      @@luisshorts.also in 2015 they sent 2 young Sanmarinese singers, and in 2008 they sent a band which was part Sanmarinese

    • @luisshorts.
      @luisshorts. Месяц назад

      @@JustK4Y1512 was the 2008 one Miodio?

    • @JustK4Y1512
      @JustK4Y1512 Месяц назад

      @@luisshorts. yep (my 2008 winner btw)

    • @luisshorts.
      @luisshorts. Месяц назад

      @@JustK4Y1512 ok

  • @consolabieta
    @consolabieta Месяц назад +107

    Came for Eurovision, stay for the Betis shirt

  • @Rantasalmi47
    @Rantasalmi47 Месяц назад +216

    FINLAND IN THUMBNAIL #1 🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅
    Edit: 3:47 FINLAND #1 🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅
    Edit 2 4:01 it whould have been held in Tampere Finland as it has the biggest arena to hold the event. (FINLAND STILL MENTIONED
    🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅)
    EDIT 3: FINLAND #6
    🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅

    • @viz8732
      @viz8732 Месяц назад +6

      ☠️☠️☠️☠️ calm down bud

    • @saje446
      @saje446 26 дней назад

      @@viz8732 SUOMI PERKELEEEE FINLAND SISUA SAATANA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🙌🙌🙌🙌💪💪💪🦾🦾💪

    • @TerminatorReus
      @TerminatorReus 24 дня назад +1

      Rahhhbert Taylor

    • @Furnive
      @Furnive 21 день назад +1

      It's soo funny 😂

  • @cinderluna
    @cinderluna Месяц назад +51

    as a dutchie, im so so SO proud of Joost
    we finally chose an artist thats actually used to performing and is a big name!
    absolute banger

    • @sit-insforsithis1568
      @sit-insforsithis1568 Месяц назад +1

      Anouk, waylon, Ilse de lange hadden allemaal ook ervaring

    • @ryszard8962
      @ryszard8962 Месяц назад

      1983

    • @Annathroy
      @Annathroy 28 дней назад +10

      I am so sorry Joost was disqualified... I am from Croatia and if we didnt win then Joost absolutely should have

  • @OMGICANTBELIEVEITSJUSTIN
    @OMGICANTBELIEVEITSJUSTIN Месяц назад +176

    JOOST KLEIN DROOM GROOT!!!!!! 1983!
    12 POINTS TO THE NETHERLANDS!

  • @bogdan-cristiantimofte5625
    @bogdan-cristiantimofte5625 Месяц назад +70

    It's weird how you're not an Eurovision review youtube channel and somehow you make the best review videos on the subject!

  • @ThaGamingMisfit
    @ThaGamingMisfit Месяц назад +40

    I'm a Eurovision addict and it's amazing to see someone usually not focused on Eurovision make a ranking video ! These are the best, nothing overanalyzed, just "I love this, I don't like this,..."
    This being said it hurts to see Azerbaidjan and Slovenia so low on your list, but also finally someone who has this same awkward feeling about the Cyprus song !

  • @samppahaaramo3374
    @samppahaaramo3374 Месяц назад +168

    Very sorry to say this, but Finland is NOT an SCANDINAVIAN COUNTRY. IT IS NORDIC. I can forgive you this once, but not again. Every single Finn will get mad if you call us Scandinavian, it is just in our blood. I even don't know why, but still DO NOT CALL US SCANDINAVIAN... THANK YOU.

    • @vignotum132
      @vignotum132 Месяц назад +3

      Yup was gonna comment this as well

    • @haydaboss231
      @haydaboss231 Месяц назад +12

      You could invade and take part of Norway then you could be part of Scandinavia

    • @lgrcen2008
      @lgrcen2008 Месяц назад +10

      Compared to Denmark you actually have the Scandinavian Mountains in your country.

    • @RoBoDaN91
      @RoBoDaN91 Месяц назад

      I consider Finland to be more so Norballs rather than Nordic the way I would consider Sweden or Norway to be, Denmark is Norsh*t though

    • @ThaGamingMisfit
      @ThaGamingMisfit Месяц назад +6

      I have bad news for you, it seems like all the rest of the world will call Finland Scandinavian. I honestly didn't know and I'll try to remember, but I gues somewhere this misconception has grown worldwide... I always thought all countries with that type of cross = Scandinavia.

  • @magnifecy
    @magnifecy Месяц назад +33

    please look up the meaning of Joost Klein's Europapa, because it has a deeper meaning than just happiness, it's about the death of his parents at a young age
    for more information, LOOK IT UP!!!
    and thank you for putting Joost Klein at the top of the list, he really deserves it after everything he's been through.

    • @jute3912
      @jute3912 Месяц назад +1

      I recommend the video essay on Olly Alexander and Joost Klein by Overthinking Eurovision

  • @rvgf3715
    @rvgf3715 Месяц назад +106

    As an Irish Eurovision fan this is the most hyped I've been for my country since 2011 and I feel that we have picked a great representative for us and no matter what happens I can be proud of my country this year and infootball terms it kinda like going from Sheffield United this season to Real Madrid. also during their second rehearsal they have makeup on them which had ancient Celtic writing which translates to Ceasefire.

    • @yessir6947
      @yessir6947 Месяц назад +11

      How is that freak representative of us

    • @motionpictures6629
      @motionpictures6629 Месяц назад

      80% of today's Jews are from the former Ottoman Empire, nobody who knows the history beliefs in the lie about settler colonialism.

    • @luisshorts.
      @luisshorts. Месяц назад +22

      @@yessir6947how is that boy band representative of you in 2023, just saying. I don’t see the ripoff version of the backstreet boys on Ireland

    • @Nadia1989
      @Nadia1989 Месяц назад +35

      ​@@yessir6947 that "freak" is the best representation you've ever had in years

    • @RoBoDaN91
      @RoBoDaN91 Месяц назад

      ​@@yessir6947their witchy theme gives me Morriggan vibes which gives me plenty of pride to have them represent Ireland. Comments like yours make me disappointed to have people like you be representative of Irish people.

  • @Tris2000
    @Tris2000 Месяц назад +20

    20:45 There *has* been a song about Europe at Eurovision, "Insieme: 1992", with which Italy won in 1992, which celebrated the European Union and the fact that together (insieme) in 1992 we would be able to live and work (and love) in one another's country.

  • @rufioh
    @rufioh 25 дней назад +11

    Absolute tragedy that Joost Klein got disqualified.
    They took Cha Cha Cha from us last year, and this year Europapa.
    I wonder what banger will be screwed over in 2025

  • @zezhram
    @zezhram Месяц назад +69

    Maqwell is really consistent with the jurgen klopp usage

  • @joikgirl
    @joikgirl Месяц назад +32

    As an estonian- you did good🇪🇪lets hope we win AGAIN🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻

    • @ElCooler
      @ElCooler 24 дня назад

      You got robbed

    • @joikgirl
      @joikgirl 23 дня назад

      @@ElCooler we were done so dirty, fuck this Eurovision fr😃

  • @KylieWilson
    @KylieWilson Месяц назад +26

    As a British fan who really likes our entry, whinging about our own song every year is basically a national sport lol

    • @wardje5195
      @wardje5195 Месяц назад +7

      Interesting. I would say UK has the worst song this year

    • @ChronicTheHempHog-mf3nh
      @ChronicTheHempHog-mf3nh 23 дня назад +1

      @@wardje5195you were right 😂

    • @maciejiYes
      @maciejiYes 11 дней назад

      We do the same in Poland😂😂😂

  • @iamaloserkid
    @iamaloserkid Месяц назад +22

    So happy to see another person love Europapa! I'm so proud of our submission this year and for Joost Klein it was a lifelong dream to perform at Eurovision. The reason the Netherlands is not number 1 in the odds is the jury. In the televote it might be 1st place, but the jury won't have it in the top 5 I expect.

    • @ryszard8962
      @ryszard8962 Месяц назад

      1983

    • @thoubias
      @thoubias 26 дней назад +1

      I felt sad when they excluded Joost Klein from the final. They said it was because of an incident in the backstage, and that probably was very serious incident as it lead to them getting excluded, but I am sad that the incident happened at all in the first place.

  • @stefanrosu2708
    @stefanrosu2708 Месяц назад +34

    Will never forget the San Marino part 2

  • @DomenBremecXCVI
    @DomenBremecXCVI Месяц назад +24

    There were some Europe-related songs in Eurovision's past. The first one that comes to mind is the 1990 winner "Insieme: 1992" by Toto Cutugno. Very anthemic as well.

    • @ckncert
      @ckncert Месяц назад +5

      I was thinking of Euro Neuro as well from Montenegro

    • @ButIamAStick
      @ButIamAStick Месяц назад +2

      Spain 2002 "Europe is living a celebration"

    • @nicoleedelstein1303
      @nicoleedelstein1303 Месяц назад +1

      wasn't there also a song called "we are the winners of eurovision"?

  • @dratopia7268
    @dratopia7268 Месяц назад +42

    San Marino's song is in Spanish :)))))

  • @MihoFroggySMP
    @MihoFroggySMP Месяц назад +29

    Please continue uploading this every year

    • @johnny11415
      @johnny11415 Месяц назад

      I really like the slow ending, its quite unexpected I hope it isnt cut out to stay in the 3 minute limit.

  • @vjollila96
    @vjollila96 Месяц назад +16

    Croatia is like mix between käärijä and electric callboy

  • @magic8girl
    @magic8girl 28 дней назад +11

    Oh Norway. I adored you. You did not need to come last…

  • @jds997
    @jds997 Месяц назад +19

    bro no need to classify the video as "man with little music knowledge" because you don't classify your football content as "man with little football knowledge" you know us fans kind of just figure it out after a while

  • @IABITVpresents
    @IABITVpresents Месяц назад +14

    Lithuanian here - I, too, am awfully upset a pandemic took away our one chance of victory :'))) love that you see shades of "On Fire" in "Luktelk" haha!
    And your spot to Estonia warms my heart. 🫶
    Excellent video ✨️

    • @norax3212
      @norax3212 Месяц назад +3

      I actually thought it was Iceland s chance of winning 2020, but now I went to listen to “on fire” and yes it’s great and winning material. I love Luktelk as well, maybe my winner. Also appreciate Estonian as second here❤ greetings from 🇫🇮

  • @localpie2435
    @localpie2435 Месяц назад +9

    The San Marinese song is in Spanish, Megara is a Spanish band and they have a pretty cool story - they competed in the Spanish selection last year and were rejected this year, didn’t make it through the semifinals at the San Marinese selection it got put through in a “second chance “ round, and then won the selection. Spain’s act, Nebulossa, competed in the San Marinese selection the previous year but didn’t make it past auditions. Crazy switch!

  • @aleskara
    @aleskara Месяц назад +8

    one small correction and one fun fact about san marino:
    -the song is actually in spanish since the band is from spain
    -loredana berté, italian singer who was very popular in the '90s, tried to represent san marino by participating in the contest (unfortunately she came second). why? because she wanted to go to sweden. to pay a visit to her ex husband. bjorn borg. yeah, the tennis player.

  • @tosiprooyykaakoo
    @tosiprooyykaakoo Месяц назад +19

    As a Finn I will never forgive the jury for 2023🤬

    • @thoubias
      @thoubias 26 дней назад +5

      As a Finn I am kinda glad Sweden had to host the competition in the middle of this year's mess and not Finland.

    • @tosiprooyykaakoo
      @tosiprooyykaakoo 26 дней назад +5

      @@thoubias honestly yeah😅

    • @alfredberggren5985
      @alfredberggren5985 26 дней назад +1

      I’m from Sweden. I absolutley love Käärijäs music. But I wanted Sweden to win in 2023. Yes Ik it can be unfair bc We got so many points from the jurys. But the Jurys are the Og. Remember before when only jurys could vote in Eurovision.

  • @SchinkenForLife
    @SchinkenForLife Месяц назад +12

    Its the crossover I didn't know I needed it, but I want it! Edit: I am German and I hate how we always send the most boring songs. But there are rumours that Stefan Raab wants to produce the german selection next year. He is responsible for Lena and our win in 2010 and his entries always finish in the top 10. So let's pray

  • @mr_marigold
    @mr_marigold Месяц назад +4

    Bro I just watched your 2023 version of your rankings yesterday and I was legit hoping you'd make another one.

  • @powerviolentnightmare5026
    @powerviolentnightmare5026 Месяц назад +8

    That's gonna be the only content related to the ESC that I'll watch because I love seeing people rank music

  • @Tris2000
    @Tris2000 Месяц назад +7

    In six hours' time I am off to Malmö for a week's Eurovision. Got tickets for all the three live shows, couldn't afford to get rehearsal tickets as well this year. We agree on a lot (Croatia, Austria, Switzerland, Estonia, UK) but way off with Azerbaijan which is my favourite!! The voice of the man with the moustache is beautifully haunting, and the song has a nice electronica beat to it which reminds me of my Buddha Bar chill-out remixes. Just makes me smile! I'll be looking forward to all 36 ;-) songs.

  • @Flewisjr
    @Flewisjr Месяц назад +7

    Love you man, keep it up. You always gonna have a hardcore audiance. your personality make every topic funny

  • @kiwisvideos0
    @kiwisvideos0 Месяц назад +4

    I really enjoyed your video last year and im glad you decided to do one this year. Nice ranking.

  • @Kaapco
    @Kaapco Месяц назад +26

    man i love slovenias 2022 entry 😭

    • @jellyfrog2591
      @jellyfrog2591 Месяц назад +2

      Omg same

    • @IsopodsLoveIt
      @IsopodsLoveIt Месяц назад

      I still listen to it to this day

    • @santorfo
      @santorfo Месяц назад +1

      15 points in the fucking semi is a CRIME

    • @Randomuploadschedule
      @Randomuploadschedule 14 дней назад

      UNDERRATED BUT MASSACRED HARD BY JURYVISION, ABOLISH THE FUCKING JURIES.

    • @IsopodsLoveIt
      @IsopodsLoveIt 14 дней назад

      @@Randomuploadschedule juries aren’t allowed to vote in the semi finals tho

  • @akorussak
    @akorussak 28 дней назад +9

    Seeing this after Eurovision, as an Estonian THANK YOU!!!

    • @rio55555
      @rio55555 28 дней назад

      ELAGU EESTI! ME VÕIDAME JÄRGMINE AASTA

  • @oddsockedmatt
    @oddsockedmatt Месяц назад +14

    first time i listened to Croatia i fell in love, its very relatable to me. Also Ireland is amazing, the witchy themes, i'm very excited for live performance. Good ratings, i agree with most (except finland haha)

  • @dstefaniuk5741
    @dstefaniuk5741 Месяц назад +11

    Yea I had europapa added to my playlist last week and finding out now that it’s in Eurovision 🤣

  • @kalin4419
    @kalin4419 Месяц назад +13

    LETS FUCKING GO(I'm a Macedonian and I'm devastated that we are too corrupt and broke to participate so i'm going to live vicariously through everyone else)

    • @tvuboji2828
      @tvuboji2828 Месяц назад

      You have us, Croatia! 💥🇭🇷 If we win, I promise you will come back! As well as Montenegro, Bosnia and Herzegovina! ❤️

    • @seventhea
      @seventhea Месяц назад

      Jdjbjskdhsj exactly the same from Slovakia, maybe one day we will meet there

  • @MemTMCR
    @MemTMCR 11 дней назад +1

    Love how you placed the eventual last place and 1st place contestants in the right order but next to eachother

  • @EnriqueBartulac
    @EnriqueBartulac 13 дней назад +2

    Definitely an improvement of last year. As a Croatian who loves football though I can not deal with finishing on the podium but losing in the end anymore 😭😭😭

  • @1516Medina
    @1516Medina Месяц назад +3

    great video, haven't watched any others from you so I don't know but nice work, and it surprises me watch someone from abroad (of Spain) with a Betis shirt haha. On the topic of songs about Europe itself, I would like to add that in the contest of 1990 for example, there were quite some songs because of the European Union treaties and stuff like that, but yeah, this topic could appear more than it currently does

  • @SerratedJoy
    @SerratedJoy Месяц назад +4

    I also have very little music knowledge and watching you give your opinions is just fun. I like the idea of Eurovision (we could never have something like that over here), the absolute theater of it all and the drama from corruption to just regional bias it always finds itself in is just great tv.
    I'll always remember Damiano David being incredible after winning for three things. No shirt, the liquor, and feet on the table. A modern day king.

  • @Eritini.
    @Eritini. 29 дней назад +5

    "for once they experimented (Ireland)"
    WE BROUGHT A TURKEY CALLED DUSTIN ONE TIME, IS THAT NOT EXPERIMENTING?

  • @zackwatson6912
    @zackwatson6912 Месяц назад +1

    I’ve never watched EuroVision but I have watched every minute of last year’s video and this year’s video and you may yet convince me to watch one

  • @nikdouz
    @nikdouz Месяц назад +3

    We need a reaction to the eurovision final rankings and winner for sure !

  • @octoo4157
    @octoo4157 Месяц назад +1

    Keep doing these every year, I love them !

  • @erbi3853
    @erbi3853 Месяц назад +5

    Thank you for putting Estonia so high! They are my favourite this year and it always makes me sad to see them rank so low on other lists.

  • @sartajhansi6127
    @sartajhansi6127 Месяц назад +9

    OMG LETS GOOO
    THE LONG AWAITED VIDEO

  • @KarinaWong865
    @KarinaWong865 Месяц назад +3

    Amazing that you put Estonia in number 2. I really love that song and I hope it won't get overlooked🎉

  • @NeighbourVadim27
    @NeighbourVadim27 Месяц назад +1

    i was looking forward to this video a lot

  • @TrulyPointless
    @TrulyPointless Месяц назад +1

    please do this again, I love these

  • @DetectiveMangoSauce
    @DetectiveMangoSauce Месяц назад +5

    I'm team Netherlands too. Slovenia way too low imo. Ireland are definitely one to watch, the rehearsal clips look sick. Also MEGARA are Spanish and the song is in Spanish. Literally anyone can enter the San Marino pre selection as long as you pay a fee, which in turn pays for San Marino's participation fees. Funnily enough, Nebulossa didn't even make the semis of San Marino a couple years ago, while Megara also completed in the Spanish pre selection last year. If you want more Eurovision, national final season is so fun and you end up with a playlist of bangers double the length of just the songs in the main competition.

  • @mikelatimer3738
    @mikelatimer3738 Месяц назад +5

    Nah I really gotta practice for my exams and then of course lord Maqwell had to bless us with posting this video...

  • @SKROOTZY
    @SKROOTZY Месяц назад +2

    Love from Estonia!
    loved the attempt to pronounce the title

  • @ArnaudKalimuendo-ch5wm
    @ArnaudKalimuendo-ch5wm Месяц назад +1

    i have been waiting, longing, seeking this

  • @freddyvandam7544
    @freddyvandam7544 Месяц назад +2

    I have to correct you there, in 1980 Belgium had a song called Euro-vision by the band Telex.

  • @JustK4Y1512
    @JustK4Y1512 Месяц назад +3

    11:55 trust me, you don’t want to know what it looks like. Most uncomfortable staging I’ve ever seen.
    Also, I literally got Luna (Poland) as an ad on this video 💀

  • @SuperJNG18
    @SuperJNG18 Месяц назад +2

    10:57 song's in Spanish, but they did do the last chorus in Italian in honor of repping San Marino

  • @oliviadaly6375
    @oliviadaly6375 Месяц назад +2

    megara, who is representing san marino, is a spanish band who the year before tried to win benidormfest (spanish national selection) but failed to make the cut also this year. so they said “fuck it” and tried applying for san marino and won it

  • @lilianamoreira1326
    @lilianamoreira1326 Месяц назад +7

    "Soldi should have won"...well, welcome to the club!! He definitely should.
    But, again...in so many years the runner-up song should have been the winning ones.
    But unfortunately the world is not a fair place

  • @akmalbasyhaazis
    @akmalbasyhaazis Месяц назад +6

    19:30 based Maxwell (btw your pronunciation of the song title is spot on)

  • @allikin75
    @allikin75 Месяц назад +1

    Love your commentary! (subbed!) Hate football, so I'm looking forward to other content. :D

  • @luma_rgv
    @luma_rgv Месяц назад +1

    Absolutly wonderfull video! Love from spain. Nice shirt BTW :D

  • @eliskaneugebauer5338
    @eliskaneugebauer5338 27 дней назад +7

    Ranking timestamps:
    I was scrolling for ages but didn't find anyone who did this already 🙃 so if you found this here are all the timestamps
    5:09 Cyprus
    5:34 Azerbaijan
    5:41 Iceland
    5:57 Moldova
    6:16 Germany
    6:37 Albania (AOT joke appreciation 😂)
    6:58 Slovenia
    7:26 Australia
    7:45 Malta
    7:58 Czechia
    8:19 Latvia
    8:42 Portugal
    9:01 Luxembourg
    9:29 Ireland
    10:18 Serbia
    10:46 San Marino
    11:02 Denmark
    11:22 Poland
    11:41 Spain
    12:02 Sweden
    12:46 Greece
    13:16 Georgia
    13:42 Belgium
    14:10 Ukraine
    14:36 Lithuania
    14:58 Armenia
    15:13 Norway
    15:39 Switzerland
    16:16 UK
    16:50 Austria
    17:15 Finland
    17:46 Italy
    18:13 France
    18:50 Croatia
    19:30 Estonia
    20:33 Netherlands

  • @slenderpuppy2309
    @slenderpuppy2309 29 дней назад +8

    haha joost got disqualified, gotta love this competition definitely not political only music right

  • @nola6679
    @nola6679 Месяц назад

    LESGOOOO Another Maqwell Eurovision video!

  • @jelmervanriet790
    @jelmervanriet790 Месяц назад +1

    Love the eurovision stuff!

  • @YehoDrago
    @YehoDrago Месяц назад +3

    One year on and I also still share your rage over Finland not winning last year

  • @fahexel995
    @fahexel995 Месяц назад +59

    Real rankings:
    1. Europapa
    2. Everything else

  • @kayvanderwal3041
    @kayvanderwal3041 Месяц назад +1

    Have waited for thisss

  • @TheMrPushy
    @TheMrPushy Месяц назад +2

    WE NEED THIS EVERY YEAR

  • @Grettss
    @Grettss Месяц назад +5

    San marino song is in spanish, not italian, cuz the band is from spain and they sing in spanish

  • @iAvrilFan1
    @iAvrilFan1 Месяц назад +9

    Croatia needs to win Eurovision since they were robbed from winning World Cup in 2018

    • @TheOrian34
      @TheOrian34 24 дня назад +2

      The robberies didn't stop this year...

  • @Gilblunto
    @Gilblunto 26 дней назад

    Sick Jerseys and great videos!

  • @czarnypiotr7031
    @czarnypiotr7031 Месяц назад +1

    As many already mentioned "1992 Insieme", I will mention the song that was not even about Europe but about Eurovision itself which 1980 Belgium's entry "Euro-Vision" by Telex. It was written with pure intention of going last, but sadly (for them) they came third to last because Portugal gave them 10 points. Highly reccomending checking it, one of my favorites of all time.

  • @johnny11415
    @johnny11415 Месяц назад +2

    I agree with most of your favorites, my favorite is Croatia, its fun catchy and they have never won so it would be nice. Estonia is very underated if they have a great staging I think the crowd will go wild. France could also be a big surprise there are very few ballads this year and his voice is stunning. I am Italian so of course I love Angelina too. Europapa is fun too but maybe it is 'too' Eurovisiony ??

  • @Starscall
    @Starscall Месяц назад +5

    .... I call Iceland's entry the "Weight Loss commercial" song not going to lie.
    My top songs are Greece, Switzerland, Armenia, and France. But honestly, I really like most of these songs. I haven't even looked into what most of the songs mean, or even watched all of the music videos. It's based entirely off of the songs themselves. As someone who's nonbinary, finding out that it's what Nemo's song is about? That... explains a lot honestly.
    Honestly, after finding out about the close ties between Luxembourg's song and the song a lot of us rank 37 and just don't acknowledge? I don't really want anything to do with it either, so it gets an automatic 35 from me. Would be 36, but that goes to Azerbaijan, because I honestly don't think they should even be allowed to participate personally given their actions in Armenia over the last several years. (I honestly listen to a playlist on spotify that just... fails to add them to this years eurovision playlist.)

  • @deprivalli
    @deprivalli Месяц назад +2

    had to click when i saw klopp and the funky noodlehead man together. once i didn't see finland and estonia below top 10, i knew you could be trusted. thank you, fellow football bro

  • @onidii
    @onidii Месяц назад +1

    What I'm getting from this is that you're probably saving seeing the stagings for the actual contest. There are currently 30 second rehearsal videos for all of the songs and the betting odds were highly influenced by them (Switzerland dropping from first and Ireland climbing to eight, etc.)
    I'm not sure if you decided to not talk about the lyrics and ending of Europapa on purpose, but in case you weren't - the song is actually dedicated to Joost's parents who died when he was young. In it he actually sings about traveling all over Europe, but still feeling pain wherever he goes. This is reminiscent of some of his other songs (Florida 2009, Papa en Mama) who also talk about his parents' death, but in comparison to them Europapa is about letting go of that trauma. That's why in the ending of the music video we can see all of his memories burning, as he's finally letting them go.
    And finally here's my top 10 this year:
    1. Croatia
    2. Netherlands
    3. Switzerland
    4. Lithuania
    5. Estonia
    6. Italy
    7. France
    8. Slovenia
    9. Armenia
    10. Greece
    (I'm also really salty about Estonia being so low in the betting odds)

  • @Sharkbite650
    @Sharkbite650 Месяц назад +4

    I'm very suprised Olly Alexander from Years & Years is in this competition.

  • @ignonito6130
    @ignonito6130 Месяц назад +6

    Maqwell San Marino is not singing Italian. It's Spanish.

  • @Dailydoseofdopameme
    @Dailydoseofdopameme 29 дней назад +2

    Does anyone knows who is the youtuber he was talking about when he spoke of the Swedish duo? Im curious now haha

  • @antixx2142
    @antixx2142 Месяц назад +2

    18:07 Dardust is also the composer for Luxembourg's entry

  • @peytonluvscanucks
    @peytonluvscanucks Месяц назад +3

    Sweden sending marcus and martinus is so iconic, every girl my age (including me) had the BIGGEST crush on them in like 2017. Haven't heard of them since but I'm so looking forwards to that.

    • @akmalbasyhaazis
      @akmalbasyhaazis Месяц назад +2

      fun fact: Marcus and Martinus played semi-profesional football in their country of birth Norway.
      Their club actually play against Bodø/Glimt (yes, the club that smashed Mourinho's AS Roma 6-1).
      They also played against Rosenborg B team where Maecus scored twice.

    • @peytonluvscanucks
      @peytonluvscanucks Месяц назад +1

      @@akmalbasyhaazis I have absolutely no idea what I will do with this information, but knowing it is cool.