When I melted my skin off of my hand with flaming oil I asked the doctors if I'd be putting my wife through this pain with child birth. They said "oh no. This sort of pain is the worst you could feel." I felt relieved I wouldn't put her through that. Then asked for a forth dose of morphine and was given dilaudid.
"Our Long National Nightmare" is a quote Gerald Ford used during his inauguration post Nixon's resignation, that's why the madden announcer makes the watergate reference, and "Pressure can create diamonds or burst pipes" is a quote from Tony Dorsett.
I forgot I couldn't swim in a wave pool at Disney, walked out a little too far, dropoff was pretty much exactly where the point where I could stand comfortably if it had continued at the same incline would have been. Had to get dragged back a foot or two by the people I was with, it was awesome ==EDIT== Oh hey, comment is even more relevant than I thought. I'd only gotten to the "almost drown but it was no big deal" part when making it, then later they started talking about wave pools in specific.
I think NL forgets that not every country is as advanced as Canada and not everyone can got medical help for minor injuries such as broken toes... Dammit America...
He definitely is, pretty much all channels are affected to some degree - there is far less money to go round now; just turn on Restricted Mode to see which uploads RUclips 'approves' of: for NL, Hollow Knight seems to be OK, Flinthook is OK (for now), Oxygen Not Included is OK, Factorio is OK, no PUBG (that's war journalism!) and of course, most of the Isaac videos are not showing. Just to note, if your videos are monetised and your viewers see ads, this DOES NOT guarantee you receive ad revenue for that view. RUclips is fucked.
I can kind of see why that guy wouldn't sit next to the dog. There's a much higher chance the dog will randomly start barking than there is a person would randomly start shouting.
I have a friend who has given birth and had a kidney stone. She said the kidney stone was far worse. I've had a kidney stone and my wife has twice given birth--she handled her pain significantly better than I handled mine.
These fucking dudes. Have to finish some biology papers, don't watch NLSS to not get distracted. NL Uploads it the same day to youtube. Gotta love these dudes.
The idea of people reliably getting mid to high 90s in school is so foreign to me. In Australia, an average of around 65% in high school was, last year, almost enough to put you in the top 10% of students in the country.
Slayer Of Brooms it isnt uncommom in america for the best of the best to never get anything below a 90% 4.0 pefect gpas are not super common but it happens often. Australlian schools must be quite challenging. im talking about HS not university btw
Yo that toe shit is malarkey. you dont need to have a cast for it to be considered broken bone, i broke my collarbone and they just gave me a sling, no cast or anything.
When I was in middle school I got pushed off a trampoline by a girl I liked and I landed on my head so I could barely even function properly and I just started laughing and played it off to seem cool. When I got home I had to get stitches in my head because it pulled open after a few hours. Worth
i broke my toe, it counts as breaking a bone, because 1 obviously it's a bone, and 2 wtf do u mean you don't get a cast. i got a cast and they put it from below where your toe meets your foot up to your calf to keep the bone aligned while it heals
snaky117 I've literally never heard of someone getting a cast for a broken toe before. I agree by the way, it totally counts... but I had a couple when I was younger and the most treatment I ever got was taping my toes to keep the broken one stable and chugging ibuprofen
NL... bzzt! Wrong! The climax of X-Men occurred on Liberty Island (inside the statue of liberty, even) which is separate from Ellis Island... and you claim to know geography...
NL is kinds right. PAOK Thessaloniki FC second to Olympiakos in popularity and if im not wrong this two are "arch" rivals. or i could be confusing one of the teams for Panathinaikos F.C.
Yo at 1:00:00 I think you guys created a fully featured torture room of doom but then at 1:03:00 I realized you're only digging the hole deeper why do you do this to yourself
Dear fuck, the guy from Who Wants to be a Millionaire has some suspiciously big ass hands. When combined with the tall, lanky figure and the suit. Does this guy haunt children in dark, spooky forests during night time and force them to collect pages? Fuck.
What the fuck is NL talking about with these Canadian grades? One time I forgot to write an end parenthesis while showing my work on a triple integral and went from a 79 to a 69, which was not passing
I actually saved 2 kids that were pulled under by a wave pool because their parents weren't watching them and they were right next to where the waves start and the first big wave pulled them under. They are not safe for kids.
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Uploading the NLSS within 24 hours? Well boys, this is a new world now.
Sometimes NL takes a week, sometimes he uploads them like 12 hours later.
And sometimes he doesn't upload them. :(
I think him being behind on NLSS is due to vacations and stuff like that.
a nEW MOON RECORD
whats her face...classic
Baer's Daedalus Cowboys joke getting preempted by NL's absurd knowledge was fantastic
When I melted my skin off of my hand with flaming oil I asked the doctors if I'd be putting my wife through this pain with child birth. They said "oh no. This sort of pain is the worst you could feel." I felt relieved I wouldn't put her through that. Then asked for a forth dose of morphine and was given dilaudid.
Brandon Hill how did that happen?
bannedstorynoob I over heated oil and panicked. Got it on my right hand and left foot.
...Sex robot talk while playing Ultimate Chicken Horse...I feel like I've seen this before.
Dude I was thinking the same thing, they've had this convo before.
"Our Long National Nightmare" is a quote Gerald Ford used during his inauguration post Nixon's resignation, that's why the madden announcer makes the watergate reference, and "Pressure can create diamonds or burst pipes" is a quote from Tony Dorsett.
I forgot I couldn't swim in a wave pool at Disney, walked out a little too far, dropoff was pretty much exactly where the point where I could stand comfortably if it had continued at the same incline would have been. Had to get dragged back a foot or two by the people I was with, it was awesome
==EDIT== Oh hey, comment is even more relevant than I thought. I'd only gotten to the "almost drown but it was no big deal" part when making it, then later they started talking about wave pools in specific.
Three hours of content I'm actually going to watch no need to fast forward an hour
I think NL forgets that not every country is as advanced as Canada and not everyone can got medical help for minor injuries such as broken toes... Dammit America...
NL made me like him even more for knowing all those facts about our small country. Love from Czech republic!
NL, real talk. Are you getting hit as hard as some of the other RUclipsrs are rn because of the ad boycott ?
While he might be, he still has all his income from twitch.
Shane Hancock no he is probably safe
He definitely is, pretty much all channels are affected to some degree - there is far less money to go round now; just turn on Restricted Mode to see which uploads RUclips 'approves' of: for NL, Hollow Knight seems to be OK, Flinthook is OK (for now), Oxygen Not Included is OK, Factorio is OK, no PUBG (that's war journalism!) and of course, most of the Isaac videos are not showing.
Just to note, if your videos are monetised and your viewers see ads, this DOES NOT guarantee you receive ad revenue for that view. RUclips is fucked.
Jai R P dang dude, I did not know it was that bad. I feel bad for the egg and the rest of the NLSS crew that they have to go through with this crap
My guess is probably not. I think gaming videos are surprisingly safe these days. Its mostly political videos getting hit.
As a person who has freckles head to toe, I live with spotted dick
Leotheleprachaun prove it
owida nice -photoshop-
God tier docket with a great cast
This is a nostalgic docket.
FINALLY SOMEONE SAID IT
EVERYONE WHO ACCEPTS DEATH WITHOUT BEING DEPRESSED AS FUCK, NOT BEING OLD ALREADY, IS LYING TO THEMSELVES
"Do you think god stays in heaven because he too lives in fear of what he's created" I accept any chance at a Spy Kids reference!
The stream where Austin finds out about door dash. And has never looked back @2:30:40
this is possibly the best docket ever
I can kind of see why that guy wouldn't sit next to the dog. There's a much higher chance the dog will randomly start barking than there is a person would randomly start shouting.
Can we please acknowledge how the NLSS came up with the EXACT premise for Rick and Morty's episode when Morty has a baby.
Liked the brief, subtle Our Lady Peace lyric.
I have a friend who has given birth and had a kidney stone. She said the kidney stone was far worse. I've had a kidney stone and my wife has twice given birth--she handled her pain significantly better than I handled mine.
I love when you post
I remember watching the water bufffalo thing rob was talking about around 27:00, and basically it didn't move bc it was already sick/injured/too old
These fucking dudes. Have to finish some biology papers, don't watch NLSS to not get distracted. NL Uploads it the same day to youtube. Gotta love these dudes.
holy shit this docket, S tier with A tier cast. not S tier cast because theres no josh or malf and no S+++ tier cast because no dan
Holy crap yes, dan makes any cast go up by two tiers no matter what.
S tier docket, but it's not SS tier, replace UCH with quiplash
Omni Present SnowFlake keep UCH lose millionaire
kyle shetley Yo can people quit it with the tiers. Might just be me but since everyone has opinions the NLSS tiers are actually completely pointless.
Snack, that's the dumbest thing I've ever read.
'guy stop having opinions, everyone has different opinions.'
:^)
wowzers.
I give this docket a B+, not my favorite, but it gets the job done pretty well.
this docket is on another level t.t
egg is actually a genius when it comes to country geography
So funny how this show was the one where Austin's Door Dash obsession/meme began
Nice Old Gregg meme, Rob !
The idea of people reliably getting mid to high 90s in school is so foreign to me. In Australia, an average of around 65% in high school was, last year, almost enough to put you in the top 10% of students in the country.
Slayer Of Brooms it isnt uncommom in america for the best of the best to never get anything below a 90% 4.0 pefect gpas are not super common but it happens often. Australlian schools must be quite challenging.
im talking about HS not university btw
Uploaded VOD so fast. NEW MOON RECORD
This episode is fire
That whole sex robot conversation reminded me of that episode or Rick and Morty when Morty has a son with a sex robot
Soylent is amazing, I'd drink it for every meal. Genuinely. It doesn't taste good the first time, but it grows on you.
Fuck yes 12+ quality docket thanks egglorddaddy
I would actually 100% love a madlibs stream
HOLY FUCK THIS DOCKET feelsgoodman
Yo that toe shit is malarkey. you dont need to have a cast for it to be considered broken bone, i broke my collarbone and they just gave me a sling, no cast or anything.
1:34:01 or D: Kosm
It's a sign... A sign that he needs to finish Bloodborne
the fateful day Austin discovered DoorDash :(
I hope you're doing well! RUclips is such a shot storm lately!
Love the docket
Futurama predicted the future
in UCH the squirrel is the cutest fuqin thing I've ever had the pleasure to see in my entire lyfe... especially when it plays jump rope omg ;₩;
rob finding the 1 capital he knows and thinks its the answer
Someone needs to make a remix of that synchronized skrrt, please.
This was on my birthday
god tier docket
When I was in middle school I got pushed off a trampoline by a girl I liked and I landed on my head so I could barely even function properly and I just started laughing and played it off to seem cool. When I got home I had to get stitches in my head because it pulled open after a few hours. Worth
WHAT ABOUT ENTROPY!?
my aunt was literally throwing up from pain in childbirth because she wouldn't take an epidural. Apparently with an epidural it's tolerable.
This sex robot conversation was amazing
XD "child birth isnt painful, they're just acting like baby" XD
I just looked at the picture....
I know NL's got a bachelors degree in biology. But i wonder what was his actual thesis and is it publicly accessible?
Do you have to write a thesis to get a bachelors in Canada?
I used to not like the millionaire segment now I can't get enough
but, but.... WHAT ABOUT ENTROPY!!!!!!???
ENTROPY MAKES ME SHIIiIiiiIiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiT!!!
After learning the Ballad of the Cum Box, my life is demonstrably worse.
i broke my toe, it counts as breaking a bone, because 1 obviously it's a bone, and 2 wtf do u mean you don't get a cast. i got a cast and they put it from below where your toe meets your foot up to your calf to keep the bone aligned while it heals
snaky117 I've literally never heard of someone getting a cast for a broken toe before. I agree by the way, it totally counts... but I had a couple when I was younger and the most treatment I ever got was taping my toes to keep the broken one stable and chugging ibuprofen
This is in fact a docket
non notification squad where you at
here boi
Hello, it is late and I should be sleeping.
Its morining up here :P
ayyye airvrybody
Notification Squad but live in a foreign country so you're late for the video anyway, where you at?
NL... bzzt! Wrong! The climax of X-Men occurred on Liberty Island (inside the statue of liberty, even) which is separate from Ellis Island... and you claim to know geography...
I'm from Venezuela and him getting it right at 1:31:00 made me a little bit happy LOL
anyone have a link to the mentioned twitter interaction between nick and the egg that became a meme?
man... I miss uch
They separated the dog from the owner? doesn't that imply that the dog HAD IT"S OWN TICKET??
A peregrine falcon killed one of my chickens...
shit did not know you went to Queens until now Cha Gheil NL what year were you
FOUR PERFECT THROWS
S+ tier docket
yung venuz ll
No Afterbirth + !?!?
Is it the end of days?
Career suicide
The UCH section conversation is a prime example of why you need Josh on Mondays
9:50 DON'T HIT ME I'M RYAN I'M RYAN
A+ Tier docket
Teddy cannonball
"Ctrl+shift+n cumbox" NL-2017
Most popular team is indeed olympiacos, it is also the most corrupt
1:25:55 trick fucking question, sartre was offered the nobel prize but he refused it
Why did they have to start talking about the robot while I was eating D:
NL with the coconut water. Who would have known?
BUT WHAT ABOUT ENTROPY!!!!!!!!
HHHEEEEEE'SSSS DONE IT
Um Ryab you have to be 16 to be a lifeguard so they can hold you accountable for letting someone drown *Kappa*
NL is kinds right. PAOK Thessaloniki FC second to Olympiakos in popularity and if im not wrong this two are "arch" rivals. or i could be confusing one of the teams for Panathinaikos F.C.
Yo at 1:00:00 I think you guys created a fully featured torture room of doom but then at 1:03:00 I realized you're only digging the hole deeper why do you do this to yourself
I'm a 20 year old lifeguard in New York and I'm not ripped. Just got a belly lol :(
By the way, how do they determine the docket?
Dear fuck, the guy from Who Wants to be a Millionaire has some suspiciously big ass hands. When combined with the tall, lanky figure and the suit. Does this guy haunt children in dark, spooky forests during night time and force them to collect pages? Fuck.
slender except the pages are obscure trivia questions you must answer to escape
I would actually play the shit out of that
That sounds super easy to program too. Fuck, now I want to go do that.
s tier comment section this stream
who wants to be millionaire A++ docket
too early, raw egg
Most People: WTF NO ISSAC?!?!
Me: HELL YES ULTIMATE CHICKEN HORSE
Cast lomment
55:44 I presume it's because Kate married him.
TFW you have osteogenesis imperfection and they are arguing about what counts as a broken bone
i actually bought a gameboy sp and my fav game yoshi's island for 40$ because of them.
Yeah, but what about Entropy, though?
What the fuck is NL talking about with these Canadian grades? One time I forgot to write an end parenthesis while showing my work on a triple integral and went from a 79 to a 69, which was not passing
I actually saved 2 kids that were pulled under by a wave pool because their parents weren't watching them and they were right next to where the waves start and the first big wave pulled them under. They are not safe for kids.