I love the "hail sithis" line from the guards, it feels so cool to just have some random guard in a city see the brotherhood armor and know whats up. When i was a kid i always thought there would be some sorta quest with that, like somehow beginning to indoctrinate a whole towns guards into the brotherhood, and taking over the whole town, but alas that was just my 10 year old brain goin wild
I never understood whether or not the alchemy and conjuration interactions were the guards mocking you or just trying to brighten up their own daily lives (or yours) with some light banter and I still to this day can't tell
"Keep your hands to yourself, sneak-thief" - Lines guards say before my Khajiit sneak thief accuses the guards of assuming all Khajiit are sneak-thieves, and then steals their items as revenge for such a false accusation.
I’m more focused that he gives enough of a damn to actually recommend a better weapon Matter of fact, I only hear that from the male guards, the women guards just make fun of my iron sword
I don't know much about the english version, but in german they sometimes say something like: "sometimes I think I am that dragonborn and I just don't know."
That one gets to me. I proceed to spend 15 minuets trying to figure out which piece of my armor is light. In time I conclude all of it, because of my current carry weight stat. Plus strength enchantment.
My favourite lines are "woah woah woah! Watch the magic!" And "you're the one cast those illusion spells. Impressive!" Along with the various lines about my robes and being a wizard
WOLF ARMOR "You wear the armor of a true Nord. I salute you." EBONY SWORD "Aye, now that there's a beautiful sword. Like a sliver of midnight." ELVEN SWORD "Why the Elven blade, hmm? Nord steel not good enough for you?"
My first ever playthrough was a Khajit and after i became a werewolf i got the fur comments and i didn't understand and got offended on my characters behalf because i thought they were making a shitty joke about being a cat.
I actually got the hail sithis one today on the mission where you murder the bride, I found it super ironic because he was blocking the stairs I needed to get to the loose stature, like dude you are supposed to be stopping me not encouraging me
the guards sound more humiliating in the German one, even the sweet roll line sounds like he's been making fun of you for years instead of sounding like a 3rd grader
Guards after they joined me in slaying a dragon: my cousin's out slaying dragons and here I am on guard duty 😤 Also, if someone did steal my sweet roll, MAYBE SWEET ROLLS ARE IMPORTANT TO ME MAYBE MY MOST LOYAL COMPANION KICKED HIS SKOOMA ADDICTION BY REPLACING IT WITH A SWEET ROLL ADDICTION. YOU'RE A GUARD ARENT YOU SUPPOSED TO BE STOPPING THESE THIEVES! but in actuality please don't stop the thieves because I am the thief I steal everyone's sweet rolls for Inigo
I remember when I first heard that Hail Sithis line I literally did a double take. That caught me SO off guard because I had never done the Dark Brotherhood story.
I love how much dialogue they have for these guys. They just share one braincell through all of Skyrim. Once a guard complimented my illusion skill "You the one casting those illusiond. Impressive."
Author of the guards' lines actually said he just wanted to come up with a believable injury to stop an adventurer from adventuring. He never thought it would get so popular and it sadly has no hidden meaning.
the cocksure 'you're a member of the thieves guild' or 'hands to yourself sneak thief' or 'I find your hand in my pocket' I always stop, drop a quick save and rob them blind to then drop it all in front of them. Damn arrogant guards
Guard: "So you mix potions right? Can you brew me an ale?" Me: "I'm sorry the game doesn't let me do that." Guard: "Oh that sucks. How about a stamina potion then, it's basically the same thing." Me: "Coming up."
Guard: "Is that fur... coming out of your ears?" Me, a Khajiit: "Yes, and you find this odd why exactly?" Guard: "Orcish armor? had me a set of that once." Me any time I wear Orcish: "And you traded DOWN to this worse-than-leather-armor crap?" For those that don't know, not counting the CC stuff, Orcish is the 5th best armor for base defense (Nordic is base 93 and 1 point lighter, Ebony is base 96 and 5 points heavier, Dragonplate and Stalhrim are base 102 and 64/59 weight respectively, and Daedric is base 108 and a weight of 81)
"From what I hear, you're the one that gave the Thalmor a black eye. Sure know how to pick your enemies, don't you?" personal favorite. down with the empire, down with the altmeri dominion
"I have a lot of respect for the restoration school. Skyrim could use more healers."
Incredibly based
Do you consider the school of restoration to be valid?
@@VanZyl. No, and stop talking me, or you will need a restoration spell to fix yourself
*happy Tsunade and Sakura noises*
@@Homeminboss Wth
"Have you seen those warriors from Hammerfell? They've got curved swords. Curved. Swords."
That's for damn sure
Stop you violated my mother
Also nords: has curved one-swords
Heard they're reforming the Dawnguard, vampire hunters or something, in the old fort near Riften. Might consider joining up myself.
Aye
They say that every single time I walk past but not a single one of them joined
I used to be An andventure like you then i took a Arrow in the knee
@@Erik-dw5sn Let me guess... someone stole your sweetroll
@@supernova7060 Pretty realistic, tbqh
0:50 "You should try shteel"
schteel
shteel
What’s wrong with schteel?
@@solitudeguard3138 Always glad to see a fellow guard. How's it going over there in Solitude, how's your cousin out fighting dragons?
@@lamont3803 thanks for the concern fellow guard but my cousin was killed in a vampire attack :(
I love the "hail sithis" line from the guards, it feels so cool to just have some random guard in a city see the brotherhood armor and know whats up. When i was a kid i always thought there would be some sorta quest with that, like somehow beginning to indoctrinate a whole towns guards into the brotherhood, and taking over the whole town, but alas that was just my 10 year old brain goin wild
The funny thing is, they know even if you are wearing something else. I have had them say the Sithis line when I was bedecked with Daedric armor.
You don't need brotherhood armour for them to talk to you about it
The beauty of Skyrim
There's another line of a guard who mentions the dark Brotherhood to you but he seems way more intimidated
It does get ridiculous when almost every guards say it though
Forgot about Talos worship, where is Sithis' shrines
I like how that one female guard says " i don't like two handed weapons" as she has a two handed weapon
must have no money to buy
@@_Chat_GPT I thought 1 handed weapon is more cheap 💀
@@SonofGuilliman281 yeah, she is broke and can´t buy anymore
Well the OP zoomed in to show that
@@_Chat_GPT so she had the battleaxe at first, then she spend all her savings on Honingbrew meads?
I never understood whether or not the alchemy and conjuration interactions were the guards mocking you or just trying to brighten up their own daily lives (or yours) with some light banter and I still to this day can't tell
Their nords there mocking u they hate magic
@@nicholasbiazevich868 Guess people will hate what they fear
Probably both some guard are imperials
@@kaizu-semidemon2333 That's mostly dependent on where you stand in the Civil War but still a valid point
@@nicholasbiazevich868you had two chances to type they're and you failed twice, I'm honestly astonished!
"Keep your hands to yourself, sneak-thief" - Lines guards say before my Khajiit sneak thief accuses the guards of assuming all Khajiit are sneak-thieves, and then steals their items as revenge for such a false accusation.
Always loved the way that one guard says "Schteel"
It's his Icelandic Accent.
I’m more focused that he gives enough of a damn to actually recommend a better weapon
Matter of fact, I only hear that from the male guards, the women guards just make fun of my iron sword
Shteel
Same
Character designers: What accent should guards have?
Bethesda: yes
well, english feels so wrong with nords in general... so at least they tried to make an accent
They are based on Germanic countries (Norway, Denmark, Sweden, Iceland), so they talk with Germanic accent.
Shteel
@@dasik84😵💫😵💫 bro forgot to mention germany lol
@@Latvijas_Amēlija It was intentional. Germany isn't Nordic country.
“Maybe I’m the Dragonborn and I just don’t know it yet.”
0:51 wow, that one feels like when Captain America said hail hydra in the movie. Would never expect a town guard to worship sithis lmao
some people threw out the theory guards who say that are DB in disguise carrying out contracts. which would be cool
"don't fancy those clunky two handed weapons" bruh, you literally have a giant hammer
1:09 I like the way the female guards says this line little better as she seems more amused then confused like her male counterparts. XD
I love how the thieves guild armor reaction was by markarth guard…like they’re so upstanding in comparison…
"You're not fooling anyone." - Guard
Says the guard with a bucket over the head.
"But, it works on venders."
Guard: "Don't think you can barter with me like I'm one of those damned shop keepers."
"You know I could have gone in that sanctuary and killed all those dark brotherhood types but I was uh sick that day."
you forgot the best line ever: I HEARD THEY'RE REFORMING THE DAWNGUARD
Honestly, the guards are quite interesting with their dialogue. Wish there was more ways we could interact with them, like the other npcs.
I don't know much about the english version, but in german they sometimes say something like: "sometimes I think I am that dragonborn and I just don't know."
Same 😄
"Got to thinking - maybe I'm the Dragonborn, and I just don't know it yet"
Ich bin in Deutschland
@@reusablecaesar1150 Geil.
They say it in the English version too
"Is that fur coming out of your ears?" (playing as a Khajiit)
I always liked this one from riften guards “light amour means light on your feet. Smart”
That one gets to me. I proceed to spend 15 minuets trying to figure out which piece of my armor is light.
In time I conclude all of it, because of my current carry weight stat. Plus strength enchantment.
My favourite lines are "woah woah woah! Watch the magic!" And "you're the one cast those illusion spells. Impressive!" Along with the various lines about my robes and being a wizard
Flow chart for npc dialog:
"Woah woah woah! Watch the magic"
Quicksave
Murder
Teabag
Reload
WOLF ARMOR
"You wear the armor of a true Nord. I salute you."
EBONY SWORD
"Aye, now that there's a beautiful sword. Like a sliver of midnight."
ELVEN SWORD
"Why the Elven blade, hmm? Nord steel not good enough for you?"
My favorite is from the Riften guards "Poor Grealod was killed in her own orphanage, hey, didn't I see you coming out of there?"
2:01 that's a nice one handed weapon the guard has
ikr, it looks so good that it almost looks like you're supposed to wield it with two hands
Maybe she's strong enough to wield it in one hand?
@@janzacharski2485would be a cool perk to put in es6. maybe like the two handed 100 perk allows you to dual wield them.
@@The_official_Roman_Empire If that was the case I would propably start singing "I am death" every fight after getting the perk
I’ve never heard that comment about the howling at Jorvaskr before, cool
"That armor... Are you one of the Emperor's protectors? Not very good at your job, are you?"
I mostly deal with petty thievery and drunken brawls. Been too long since we’ve had a good bandit raid.
"Yeah because someone raids them instead"
Guard: “Hey, I know who you are, Hail Sithis”
My first ever playthrough was a Khajit and after i became a werewolf i got the fur comments and i didn't understand and got offended on my characters behalf because i thought they were making a shitty joke about being a cat.
"That Iron Sword is pretty undependable. You should try shteel"
"Don't fancy those clunky two-handed weapons" - dragon slayer owner
I actually got the hail sithis one today on the mission where you murder the bride, I found it super ironic because he was blocking the stairs I needed to get to the loose stature, like dude you are supposed to be stopping me not encouraging me
What are you going to kill?? Butterflies?
Lmao best part
"You... you're the Harbinger. Of the Companions. It is my honor to stand before you."
the guards' comment on the Volendrung always get me
“I need to ask you to stop! That… shouting, it’s making people nervous.”
“My brother’s out fighting dragons, and what do I get? Guard duty…”
Was I the only one expecting the guard to be struck by fire from off screen for the arrow to the knee line?
"Have you seen the warriors from Hammerfell? They have curved swords , curved-swords"
"Go cast your fancy magic somewhere else"
The best part of Skyrim are the guards' voice lines
*whistles*" Woah, thats a big hammer"
I love that one, every time I play skyrim I bring that hammer just to hear it! XD
I love how, compared to most nords in skyrim, a lot of guards actually respect magic.
Hail Sithis
“You should try shteel”
the guards sound more humiliating in the German one, even the sweet roll line sounds like he's been making fun of you for years instead of sounding like a 3rd grader
I love how that guard acknowledged how comically large Volendrung is
It seems unfitting to name a howling werewolf a howling dog, but werewolves are dogs. ; - ;
Wolves aren't even dogs, how is a werewolf a dog
Guards after they joined me in slaying a dragon: my cousin's out slaying dragons and here I am on guard duty 😤
Also, if someone did steal my sweet roll, MAYBE SWEET ROLLS ARE IMPORTANT TO ME MAYBE MY MOST LOYAL COMPANION KICKED HIS SKOOMA ADDICTION BY REPLACING IT WITH A SWEET ROLL ADDICTION. YOU'RE A GUARD ARENT YOU SUPPOSED TO BE STOPPING THESE THIEVES! but in actuality please don't stop the thieves because I am the thief I steal everyone's sweet rolls for Inigo
I’m stealing sweet rolls for my pet fox who carries my spare gems
“Oh your like me? I don’t fancy those two handed weapons”
Also her: has 2 handed weapon*
Now that I think about it. Why are so many guards chill with sithis and the dark brotherhood when the brotherhood basically became nonexistent
“Wait….I Know You”
1:26 always gets me!
The guards in Oblivion and Skyrim never get boring
0:29 I guess you took that insult personally.
I remember when I first heard that Hail Sithis line I literally did a double take. That caught me SO off guard because I had never done the Dark Brotherhood story.
You realize arrow in the knees is slang for getting married, right?
You realized nobody asked, right?
Oh that's interesting 🤔 never thought of it
That’s true, but from what I’ve heard, in this instance, it actually meant an arrow in the knee
@@skilless935 you realise this is a comment section and anyone can comment whatever they want here, right?
@@skilless935 shut up
I love how much dialogue they have for these guys. They just share one braincell through all of Skyrim. Once a guard complimented my illusion skill "You the one casting those illusiond. Impressive."
man i love this game
“Watch yourself with those flames.”
I may have butchered the quote
I laughed when the guard had a bucket on his head😂
i like how hold guards are knowledgeable for no reason whatsoever
"They say Ulfric Stormcloak murdered the High King with his voice... Shouted him apart!"
"Let me guess, someone stole your sweet rollss... "
2:01 Don't like them? Well then stop using them!
one of my favourites with an ebony sword "Aye, now that there's a beautiful sword. Like a sliver of midnight." like such a cool way to describe it
1:08 : How did you see-
"you'r like me huh,don't like using thoe clunky 2-handed weapons"
me:you'r liturly using one rn
Cmon just let them complain a little
My favourite Guard quote is "The Empire of Skyrim. Dead. These are dark times, my friend. Dark times, indeed..."
2:07 yeah a "dog"
"You shouldn't listen to that talk of the face sculptor down in the Ragged Flagon. 'Face Butcher' is more like it."
the reaction to the ancient Nord armor gets me everytime-
You know, taking an arrow in the knee is accually Nordic slang for getting married.
Author of the guards' lines actually said he just wanted to come up with a believable injury to stop an adventurer from adventuring. He never thought it would get so popular and it sadly has no hidden meaning.
i like how that guard kinda sounded a little flirty with the conjuration specialist
Wish I could be eccentric and actually hand a guard my full dragonbone set and make his year
I like how the guard who disparaged 2 handed weapons had a weapon that’s handle stuck out like a foot over her head
Never seen the hail sithis one before
*Could you please do all outcomes from all dialogue options at the end of the civil war on both sides? Thank you.*
These dummies are my favorite NPC's.
Their helmets are so goofy.
Someone did in fact steal me
the cocksure 'you're a member of the thieves guild' or 'hands to yourself sneak thief' or 'I find your hand in my pocket' I always stop, drop a quick save and rob them blind to then drop it all in front of them. Damn arrogant guards
Guard: "So you mix potions right? Can you brew me an ale?"
Me: "I'm sorry the game doesn't let me do that."
Guard: "Oh that sucks. How about a stamina potion then, it's basically the same thing."
Me: "Coming up."
Lol 0:35 bucket guard
Last one was da best
That’s what was needed 🔥
If it isn't the slayer of the Glenmoral witches. Hail Companion.
I always seem to get that comment about someone stealing my sweet roll. I hear it more often than other comments.
1:32 is that your way of flirting?
I mean, it would work on me lol
Guard: "Is that fur... coming out of your ears?"
Me, a Khajiit: "Yes, and you find this odd why exactly?"
Guard: "Orcish armor? had me a set of that once."
Me any time I wear Orcish: "And you traded DOWN to this worse-than-leather-armor crap?"
For those that don't know, not counting the CC stuff, Orcish is the 5th best armor for base defense (Nordic is base 93 and 1 point lighter, Ebony is base 96 and 5 points heavier, Dragonplate and Stalhrim are base 102 and 64/59 weight respectively, and Daedric is base 108 and a weight of 81)
I remember being a whiterun guard like you till I took a hammer in the knee
"Psst! Hey, I know who you are. Hail Sithis" this reminds me of Captain America's "Hail Hydra" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Is it just me (and you) or do only the 2 handed weapon guards complain about 2 handed weapons being bad?
Any one knows how his game looks so good without any mods, plz, I need to know.
There are just video effects :D I prefer a vanilla game so I have the same picture when I'm playing as you do 😄
i actually recommend turning down the brightness, it can make the game look way less white washed, good luck seeing without a torch tho
Do some whirlwind sprint shouts in whiterun til a guard approaches you. Hilarious dialog choice if you cop an attitude
"From what I hear, you're the one that gave the Thalmor a black eye. Sure know how to pick your enemies, don't you?"
personal favorite. down with the empire, down with the altmeri dominion
You schould try ..... schteel
These guys can be annoying at times, but I still respect them.
There’s one for two handed weapons. The guard will say something like “god gave you two hands and you use them to wield your weapon. I respect that”
my game could be glitched but theyll say that to me even when i use one handed