Dateline: The Mystery of the Chopped Up Guy - SNL

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  • Опубликовано: 12 янв 2025

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  • @BelleFlower15
    @BelleFlower15 6 лет назад +10936

    "Because it's Dateline, there's only one photo to use."
    No recovery from that roast

    • @petrinasmith6853
      @petrinasmith6853 5 лет назад +212

      and here it is, . . . floating downward. Lol!

    • @C.Church
      @C.Church 5 лет назад +77

      Lol yeah the real Keith laughed about that at the Hader meets Morrison video 🤣 (not the full title).

    • @AnnCooper33
      @AnnCooper33 5 лет назад +8

      😂😂😂

    • @tinajeppesen5948
      @tinajeppesen5948 5 лет назад +19

      That’s one hell of a photo lmao

    • @BelleFlower15
      @BelleFlower15 5 лет назад +15

      Hahaha I had no idea this comment got so popular.

  • @danielhance1467
    @danielhance1467 6 лет назад +9250

    "So I grabbed my machete..."
    "Oh you gotta"
    Oh man that's great

    • @claireb3004
      @claireb3004 5 лет назад +92

      Why didn't more people laugh? I doubled over.

    • @carmenburton4918
      @carmenburton4918 5 лет назад +20

      When the interviewer is a little TOO enthusiastic..... oh... ya gotta...
      Reminds me of DEXTER... I wanna look into the interviewer past... few skeletons..no dpubt

    • @Thisisaweirdthing2makeusdo
      @Thisisaweirdthing2makeusdo 5 лет назад +32

      Yeah,yeah,yeah,yeah,yeah,yeah,yeeeeeeeeeeeeahhhhh

    • @alexanderpanayi7212
      @alexanderpanayi7212 5 лет назад +5

      Yea Yea Yea!!!

    • @yueshijoorya601
      @yueshijoorya601 4 года назад +2

      How do you misquote "I took a machete" so badly.

  • @91rlong
    @91rlong 4 года назад +2896

    "you seem kinda psyched"
    "nooooooo I'm buuuuuummed"

    • @bryanadkins6776
      @bryanadkins6776 3 года назад +153

      "But I wasn't bummed, I was stoked!"

    • @no_peace
      @no_peace 3 года назад +32

      Waaaaaahhhhh, baby saaaaaaaaad

    • @GalakStari
      @GalakStari Год назад +13

      Ga ga ooooooh ra ra!

    • @rektide
      @rektide 5 месяцев назад

      Glad to have found this video. This has been haunting me for months, just out of reach.

  • @muniapolis287
    @muniapolis287 5 лет назад +2856

    This hits differently when you know how obsessed Bill is with true crime 🤣

    • @erikacook2012
      @erikacook2012 4 года назад +111

      “When I was 4 years old I saw a birthday clown drown in a pool. He just floated.” That clip aged beautifully, Bill is now in IT Chapter 2

    • @michaels4340
      @michaels4340 3 года назад

      uh thanks kenny ruclips.net/video/K5Lv6t0moFY/видео.html&lc=UgxdbD2sxBONjrqw7994AaABAg

    • @Tassie85
      @Tassie85 3 года назад +8

      Oh, yes. I am, too, and this is worshipping at the feet of our god.

    • @ecampbell9506
      @ecampbell9506 2 года назад +23

      Haha, I just came from the video where he talks about true crime for 11 minutes.

    • @The_Infamous_Boogyman
      @The_Infamous_Boogyman 2 года назад +24

      When he met Keith he freaked out, it was great

  • @lindsay3322
    @lindsay3322 4 года назад +1377

    "Can I see the body?"
    " *...No* "
    "Wahhh baby _saAaAad"_

  • @dr.little7311
    @dr.little7311 5 лет назад +7641

    “I saw a birthday clown that just floated.” Oh did you Richie?

    • @fatimasantos5612
      @fatimasantos5612 5 лет назад +19

      YES

    • @liv2403
      @liv2403 5 лет назад +37

      GOD DAMN IT I WAS JUST GONNA COMMENT THAT
      PI;WHFLEAU,G

    • @HoneyMike
      @HoneyMike 5 лет назад +78

      He was born to play him

    • @liv2403
      @liv2403 5 лет назад +12

      Mike he truly was

    • @joe.limbus
      @joe.limbus 5 лет назад +83

      bruh that part felt creepy as fuck almost like he knew he was gonna play in it lol

  • @peteisfanatic
    @peteisfanatic 5 лет назад +5667

    Bill Hader’s crush on Keith Morrison is my favorite thing

    • @Tigatron1448
      @Tigatron1448 5 лет назад +85

      It really is fantastic.

    • @Chaotic_Observer
      @Chaotic_Observer 5 лет назад +9

      @PeteisFanatic heh

    • @unianetwork
      @unianetwork 5 лет назад +9

      Lol

    • @EuphoricRat
      @EuphoricRat 5 лет назад +10

      what...?

    • @theburit0
      @theburit0 4 года назад +15

      exoendo I was going to send Peteisfanatic the same link that video made me giddy with joy for Bill

  • @Captain-Kidding
    @Captain-Kidding 7 лет назад +3583

    The stories don't add up. Elroy says he hacked the guy to death, but the coroner said he was bludgeoned and the girlfriend said he used an axe. I smell a conspiracy.

    • @wildmercuryfilms
      @wildmercuryfilms 5 лет назад +243

      Tranny Bane Yeah. I think this guy admitted to a crime he didn’t commit to protect the coroner

    • @havardmj
      @havardmj 5 лет назад +170

      @Angelic Azazeli you seem to know an awful lot about this, for someone who didn't commit the murder

    • @adwaithratnakaran8017
      @adwaithratnakaran8017 5 лет назад +71

      Oooooooooooooohhhhh tell me moooooore

    • @TheTCM
      @TheTCM 5 лет назад +13

      @@tamo3813 jason sudeikis i think

    • @solidsnake8330
      @solidsnake8330 5 лет назад +19

      @Angelic Azazeli but Diego said he used a machete, but then says he sawed his limbs off

  • @colinchurchill3139
    @colinchurchill3139 4 года назад +186

    That creeping smile and strong acting chops, Bill would have made a great joker in my opinion.

    • @elisec1640
      @elisec1640 3 года назад +7

      that’s so smart fr

    • @el34glo59
      @el34glo59 Год назад +1

      Nah he's too silly for it

    • @alexwinslow5
      @alexwinslow5 9 месяцев назад +1

      Keith Morrison > Heath Ledger

  • @robinweishair
    @robinweishair 4 года назад +154

    “Did you say ‘L’eggo my leggo?’” Omg I cant.

  • @rsolo04
    @rsolo04 5 лет назад +8633

    “When I was 4 years old I saw a birthday clown drown in a pool. He just floated.” That clip aged beautifully, Bill is now in IT Chapter 2

    • @Katetanic
      @Katetanic 5 лет назад +59

      I got confused by that for a second, lol

    • @beardomcgee5005
      @beardomcgee5005 5 лет назад +58

      The best part of chapter 2

    • @rsolo04
      @rsolo04 5 лет назад +17

      Beardo McGee agreed

    • @anaemicroyalty0504
      @anaemicroyalty0504 5 лет назад +19

      IS HE??? omg I have to watch it

    • @rsolo04
      @rsolo04 5 лет назад +24

      Fanni Eszter Molnár he’s one of the best parts of the movie omg please do watch!!

  • @piegodofearth1907
    @piegodofearth1907 6 лет назад +3671

    Bill Hader is a goddamned national treasure.

    • @AC3handle
      @AC3handle 5 лет назад +31

      well that explains why Nick Cage is trying to steal him.

    • @OikPoinFive
      @OikPoinFive 5 лет назад +5

      Quit cussing in Gods name u atheist....

    • @AC3handle
      @AC3handle 5 лет назад +26

      @@OikPoinFive Are you afraid GOD... is reading the comment section and saying, "ouch! this guy took my name in vain! Whelp, may as well toss another trumplett at humanity. Maybe that one'll learn em."

    • @Erik-nj6fs
      @Erik-nj6fs 4 года назад +7

      @@AC3handle this comment hasnt aged well

    • @shadygirlxoxo
      @shadygirlxoxo 4 года назад +1

      Yesssssssssssssssssssssssssssss 💯 %

  • @Jakeshapedworld
    @Jakeshapedworld 5 лет назад +3653

    “I must paint you” is actually one of the funniest moments on SNL in the last decade

    • @BuyBitcoinOnline
      @BuyBitcoinOnline 5 лет назад +59

      @@outlawdawnllc sigh. When you're too young or ignorant to realize "I must paint you" is a common troupe used in movies since the 1940s. I love Family Guy but saying "they invented it" is like saying Lebron invented basketball.

    • @andrewscott7728
      @andrewscott7728 4 года назад +4

      @@BuyBitcoinOnline He says he did.

    • @Dharmaaaaaa
      @Dharmaaaaaa 4 года назад +43

      Agreed!! The timing and absurdity is just perfect! 🤣

    • @jocelynwithsprinkles
      @jocelynwithsprinkles 4 года назад +9

      My favorite line of all time

    • @calicesar
      @calicesar 4 года назад +24

      Such a great line. I hate that the audience didn’t react better.

  • @bti2270
    @bti2270 Год назад +57

    The way Hader say "yes, yes, yessssss" and pantomimed revving up a motor cycle was priceless. 🤣

  • @veggiesarefruits
    @veggiesarefruits 4 года назад +228

    My mom and I have been doing Keith impressions for YEARS, and I couldn't understand how NOBODY ever took him on! His little, "Or...was it???" gets us every freakin time! Whenever it cuts back to him, nodding when people are giving interviews, we lose it. I'm so glad Hader started doing this, because he was the perfect one to do it.

    • @LisaMaryification
      @LisaMaryification 2 года назад +1

      Not sure if you've heard of Donal McIntyre. He's from the UK and usually squeezes in at least one 'Moouaardarrr'' in every episode.

    • @heavnnnsent
      @heavnnnsent Год назад +1

      Doin your mom are amazing!!!!

    • @heavnnnsent
      @heavnnnsent Год назад +2

      You and your mom are amazing!!!!! You should both get to meet Bill hader and Keith Morrison!!!!!

  • @ThugTrain
    @ThugTrain 11 лет назад +3233

    "Ooooooooooooooooooh Noooooooooooo! That's terrible!"

    • @luckyDancer100
      @luckyDancer100 7 лет назад +44

      Thugmas the Tanked Engine you seem kind of psyched😂😂

    • @modiabcomedy
      @modiabcomedy 7 лет назад +52

      luckyDancer100 Noooo I'm bummmed......but I wasn't bummed I was stoked!

    • @luckyDancer100
      @luckyDancer100 7 лет назад +18

      Que pasa Diego?

    • @lukemckenzie0121
      @lukemckenzie0121 6 лет назад +3

      luckyDancer100 what can I say? I like to kill

    • @lillianward2810
      @lillianward2810 6 лет назад +12

      Kill like a comedian at the Apollo?

  • @kegfoster6021
    @kegfoster6021 7 лет назад +2984

    who else would watch a 10-minute video of Bill Hader and Steve Buscemi agreeing with each other

  • @thepanthergal
    @thepanthergal 9 лет назад +3402

    Bill is so amazing. I'm always surprised by his acting skills. You go hader!

    • @pennydesouza
      @pennydesouza 9 лет назад +7

      +thepanthergal I know what you mean, takes me by surprise too. he's great!

    • @omnivorous65
      @omnivorous65 8 лет назад +69

      Hi range is just unbelievable. The SNL format is perfectly suited for him. I have never seen him in a movie role where he was able to showcast his skills.

    • @blackhatfreak
      @blackhatfreak 7 лет назад +16

      thepanthergal he's the best since Will Farrell

    • @bierlichen1
      @bierlichen1 7 лет назад

      White character.

    • @MrPilgrim
      @MrPilgrim 7 лет назад +10

      Would you like him to play as a black or Hispanic??? Because that would be racist but ya know if it sounds fair fuck it

  • @jamesck7559
    @jamesck7559 5 лет назад +1218

    “Did you say leggo my lego?”

    • @melfisher1683
      @melfisher1683 4 года назад +13

      Absolute truth....

    • @MandeepSingh-wi5oc
      @MandeepSingh-wi5oc 3 года назад +1

      Dragon ball z goku’s fight with frieza

    • @mookow2
      @mookow2 3 года назад +2

      "No"

    • @Trig242
      @Trig242 2 года назад +1

      Read this as he was saying it, it was perfect

  • @justinh6509
    @justinh6509 4 года назад +1467

    **gets serious**
    "I must paint you"
    Gets me every single time. 😂😂

    • @Felixuser
      @Felixuser 3 года назад +7

      Do u know what it’s referencing

    • @kevindavis2315
      @kevindavis2315 3 года назад +3

      @@Felixuser titanic?

    • @gulyaswift1503
      @gulyaswift1503 3 года назад +2

      😅😅😅

    • @eltravo2112
      @eltravo2112 3 года назад +4

      Right after the “dong/dump hole” comment 😂

    • @justinh6509
      @justinh6509 3 года назад +2

      @@eltravo2112 Kills me everytime 🤣🤣

  • @kevinr.3542
    @kevinr.3542 6 лет назад +2354

    This is spot on. Keith Morrison gives off the strangest vibe. Hardest thing to explain or impersonate. And that's why Bill is genius.
    The last joke about him seeing a drowned clown as a child got the weirdest reaction. Audience was either too creeped out or too confused. But it's actually a pretty brilliantly hillarious and almost plausable explanation of Keith Morrisons odd creepy demeanor on that show.

    • @justathoughtmyfriend1403
      @justathoughtmyfriend1403 5 лет назад +76

      The floating clown was an interesting take because he does do this weird lingering cliffhanger final words in the show.

    • @WillowJordan1979
      @WillowJordan1979 4 года назад +36

      I thought it was a reference to "It", where the creepy clown says "We all float down here".

    • @southernoregoncatmom6519
      @southernoregoncatmom6519 2 года назад +10

      I call him, "Creepy Morrison", but I'm still integed by his narration style.

    • @NickelSack79
      @NickelSack79 2 года назад +9

      Keith reminds me of my grandmother

    • @tomsmith2013
      @tomsmith2013 2 года назад +9

      It's a total winner. Best story teller on Dateline by far.

  • @moosasedidi4909
    @moosasedidi4909 8 лет назад +858

    "Oh you gotta"

    • @josiahloye3767
      @josiahloye3767 7 лет назад +21

      Moosa Sedidi favorite part, that look after 😂

    • @mercedesmartin1269
      @mercedesmartin1269 7 лет назад +9

      so Keith Morrison

    • @lawyergirlinct16
      @lawyergirlinct16 7 лет назад +10

      Exactly...that look when he said "Oh, you gotta!" had me laughing so hard I was crying!

  • @darnellgill7100
    @darnellgill7100 7 лет назад +437

    "Did he slap ya five? "
    I fn lost it lmfaoooooooo

  • @BigSkidMedia
    @BigSkidMedia 4 года назад +729

    That audience didn't deserve this sketch.

  • @Sverrehope
    @Sverrehope 4 года назад +110

    I feel like the crowd under-reacts when Bill does a skit. He’s so fucking hilarious

  • @moonbeam4016
    @moonbeam4016 7 лет назад +696

    "Oooooooooh. describe stuff" loooool bill is bae

  • @roboticpoolcleaner8828
    @roboticpoolcleaner8828 5 лет назад +7568

    Who's here after watching Bill Hader meets Keith Morrison in Sunday Today?

  • @jacquelinejones8681
    @jacquelinejones8681 5 лет назад +325

    Bill Haders Dateline parody is by far my favorite SNL sketch he's ever been in. Pure gold. Gets me every single time.

    • @AmalieManover
      @AmalieManover 4 года назад +5

      @Jacqueline Jones, along with Herb Welsh - Falling Ice 😏

    • @jackharrison7613
      @jackharrison7613 Год назад +5

      have you seen him as the military guy in therapy with muppets? I think Seth McFarlane was the guest.

    • @benjaminkraft8744
      @benjaminkraft8744 8 месяцев назад +1

      That muppet sketch is hilarious

    • @KNR6292
      @KNR6292 7 месяцев назад +1

      But we have an hour to fill...so we're gonna stretch this ouuut. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @emu314159
      @emu314159 5 месяцев назад +1

      Best SNL sketch for sure, but I love the conan appearance where he does Lorne name dropping serial killers (since he constantly name drops his famous friends.)

  • @TP_Gillz
    @TP_Gillz 3 года назад +157

    You can't watch dateline without laughing after his impression. It's so spot on

    • @destroybot3000
      @destroybot3000 Год назад +4

      Honestly I think Keith Morrison has leaned into the caricature since this aired. I watched an episode from a year or two ago where he actually said, “A person who didn’t know their close friend was a murderer… where have we heard THAT before?” I had to pause it and laugh for almost a minute.

  • @Stat3sugar
    @Stat3sugar 4 года назад +63

    "Anyway, I dropped my machete, so I sawed his arms, with my own keys."
    "Well that's nuts..."
    HA HA HA HA HA!!!

  • @oblivi0nXchainz
    @oblivi0nXchainz 9 лет назад +2135

    I love Bill Hader, he is an excellent comedian!!

    • @BMoney8600
      @BMoney8600 7 лет назад +7

      oblivi0nXchainz he is hilarious

    • @mdflorida1233
      @mdflorida1233 7 лет назад +13

      He's the most talented person on that show since Will Ferel.

    • @kristopherbarker3282
      @kristopherbarker3282 6 лет назад +1

      Aaaaahhhhhhhh

    • @patrickowens4294
      @patrickowens4294 6 лет назад

      Yes! He's awesome!

    • @eboooo
      @eboooo 6 лет назад +5

      @@mdflorida1233 i think he has more talent that Will but doesn't have the same creative team

  • @krazyoldkatlady192
    @krazyoldkatlady192 7 лет назад +1365

    "But I met Martha and beautiful should have sarcastic quotes around it" 😂😂😂😂

    • @lukebryde594
      @lukebryde594 5 лет назад +73

      "Martha you're an unattractive woman why would anyone kill for you?"

    • @ACAB.forcutie
      @ACAB.forcutie 5 лет назад +19

      @@lukebryde594 RAHT UP IN MAH *DUMP HOLE*

    • @misterchrissy
      @misterchrissy 2 года назад +4

      *Marfa

    • @emu314159
      @emu314159 5 месяцев назад +1

      @@misterchrissy Definitely said Marfa

  • @DanHarrisonKing
    @DanHarrisonKing 7 лет назад +1502

    Steve Buscemi is a great actor, with real passion, who can grip you with the character he portrays, no matter the subject matter
    4:00

    • @xIPatchy
      @xIPatchy 6 лет назад +39

      Dan Harrison King I found his role “crazy eyes” to be very compelling.

    • @jonathanbethards3689
      @jonathanbethards3689 6 лет назад +52

      Dan Harrison King And he was a legit firefighter who helped out on 9-11. A true American treasure

    • @Lunarsight
      @Lunarsight 6 лет назад +41

      I think they purposely downplayed his performance as the murderer to make "Keith Morrison" seem like the truly deranged one.

    • @benglaser1345
      @benglaser1345 6 лет назад +4

      Dan Harrison King shut up, Donny

    • @blakes5827
      @blakes5827 6 лет назад +5

      I just drank whiskey and snorted nutmeg all day. Woke up at 4 am with blood in my underwear. Not my worst Thursday.

  • @jeremyusreevu237
    @jeremyusreevu237 4 года назад +593

    It's hilarious that in this sketch, the host is more insane than the actual murderer.

    • @asill.6668
      @asill.6668 4 года назад +7

      Lol

    • @beckyleonardis6331
      @beckyleonardis6331 3 года назад +4

      Hell, yeah!

    • @VinnnieVegas
      @VinnnieVegas 2 года назад +8

      Just like in the REAL show

    • @CigarDoug
      @CigarDoug 2 года назад +5

      oooooooohhhhhhh!

    • @irmese06
      @irmese06 Год назад +8

      You have successfully identified the humorous component. Hilarity may now ensue.

  • @emilykrey5319
    @emilykrey5319 3 года назад +34

    Hands down the best SNL skit. I don’t think I’ve laughed this hard in MONTHS. Bill Hader will always be a gem.

  • @hipnhappenin
    @hipnhappenin 7 лет назад +2670

    "Wahhhhh. Baby sad." I choked on my ice cream at this point.

    • @lawyergirlinct16
      @lawyergirlinct16 7 лет назад +46

      Seriously, how did Jason Sudeikis keep a straight face when he said that? Bill Hader has some of the greatest facial expressions ever!

    • @MrKernkraft4000
      @MrKernkraft4000 6 лет назад +9

      How does one... choke on ice cream?

    • @blakes5827
      @blakes5827 6 лет назад +11

      @@MrKernkraft4000 It is temporary choking - until it melts.

    • @lynnlynn9124
      @lynnlynn9124 6 лет назад +1

      I just saw it as I read your comment😂

    • @SteelCurtain222
      @SteelCurtain222 6 лет назад +1

      hipnhappenin that wasn’t even close to the funniest part

  • @claytonfanninfursonaseedy5856
    @claytonfanninfursonaseedy5856 7 лет назад +458

    Bill header is trying soooooooooooooooooooo hard not to laugh on this. This is one of my favorite snl skits ever.

    • @grayforester
      @grayforester 5 лет назад

      It's a sketch.

    • @grayforester
      @grayforester 5 лет назад +2

      @Just Me like a man and a dude are the same thing?

    • @grayforester
      @grayforester 5 лет назад

      @Just Me No more than you can call a little person a midget.

    • @w.k.4995
      @w.k.4995 5 лет назад

      *Bill Hader

    • @MsDarby64
      @MsDarby64 5 лет назад

      Why? I don't get what is remotely funny about this. He's missed Keith Morrison completely.

  • @jakesnake66
    @jakesnake66 6 лет назад +307

    Hader deserves an Oscar or Emmy for holding it together after the "beautiful" Martha finishes the term "dump hole." That level of self control is other-wordly.
    I walked around for several days repeating "Waahh, baby saaad" trying to sound just like Hader. Hell of a way to entertain yourself.

    • @daviswendye
      @daviswendye 4 года назад +2

      This sketch wasn't live. Maybe multiple takes.

  • @thephysicalreturns
    @thephysicalreturns 4 года назад +105

    “I must paint you” til this day this makes me bust out laughing

  • @JillSmith-tw4ly
    @JillSmith-tw4ly Год назад +16

    "There's only one photo to use". SOO true!!

  • @mrguyfawkes5180
    @mrguyfawkes5180 10 лет назад +483

    Bill Hader, "So did you said let go my lego." LOL. Hahahaha.

    • @mariaquiet6211
      @mariaquiet6211 5 лет назад +2

      the guy's quips are more eye rolling than the zodiac killer's.
      shit i think we found him.

  • @PsychoGemini
    @PsychoGemini 10 лет назад +1135

    My favorite character ever by Bill Hader.

    • @fiduwarrior
      @fiduwarrior 9 лет назад +13

      ***** and Julian Assange

    • @Desttx
      @Desttx 7 лет назад +17

      and Stefon?

    • @luckyDancer100
      @luckyDancer100 7 лет назад +9

      I also love Stefan and the puppet guy

    • @BMoney8600
      @BMoney8600 7 лет назад +5

      My favorite character of his was Anthony Peter Coleman

    • @JDCalabrese
      @JDCalabrese 7 лет назад +12

      His impression isn’t that far off from the real Keith Morrison.

  • @moffix
    @moffix 10 лет назад +1414

    i must paint you

  • @mondrian5620
    @mondrian5620 4 года назад +117

    When they both start “oooohing” at each other. 😆😂🤣

  • @brandonthomas4531
    @brandonthomas4531 3 года назад +18

    This is one of the best sketches I’ve ever seen. The title gets a laugh and the energy’s just breakneck from there-this sketch doesn’t let up. I love it.

  • @nyc914
    @nyc914 7 лет назад +153

    "Diego confessed....but lets ignore that....because this is an hour show so weve gotta stretch this ooooout" LMAO too true

  • @thejane598
    @thejane598 7 лет назад +68

    This is one of my favorite Bill Hader skits. "But I wasn't bummed, I was totally stoked!" Lol.

  • @alejandrovenegasheresi2697
    @alejandrovenegasheresi2697 10 лет назад +1283

    This is the best sketch ever. The media are as morbid like that. no exaggeration.

    • @alexstone6330
      @alexstone6330 7 лет назад +31

      True, true, "if it bleeds, it leads."

    • @neegas3490
      @neegas3490 5 лет назад

      😅

    • @resplndnt
      @resplndnt 5 лет назад +8

      Alejandro Venegas Heresi especially if you watch murder shows, because their re-enactments are ridiculous

    • @johnpliskin8759
      @johnpliskin8759 5 лет назад +5

      "it's interesting when people die, we want durtay laundray!"

    • @daviswendye
      @daviswendye 4 года назад

      Well then everyone stop watching.
      Nvm ain't no one going to do that.

  • @JoshLange3D
    @JoshLange3D Год назад +44

    Keith Morrison found out about this sketch from his daughter, who called him crying with laughter. I wish I'd heard that call haha

    • @Cosmobear
      @Cosmobear 7 месяцев назад +2

      Totally forgot Keith is Matthew Perry’s stepfather

  • @alessandrozuffi5068
    @alessandrozuffi5068 4 года назад +13

    "oh what the heck, it got me off a little" "yeeeaah" "yeeeeeaaahhh" that part killed me, ahah!

  • @gitsurfer27
    @gitsurfer27 10 лет назад +517

    Bill Hader is one of the funniest comedians working today. I imagine we will see alot more of him as his popularity grows and he starts landing leading roles. Hes SO funny and always a showstealer!

  • @hopemolefe4900
    @hopemolefe4900 10 лет назад +398

    "Ga Ga wooooo-rahrah!!"
    "Ngwaa! Baby sad!!!"
    hahahahahahhahhahahaahhhahaha

  • @cmcmahon66
    @cmcmahon66 5 лет назад +115

    I will never get tired of this. I wish Bill Hader had done more Keith Morrison skits...

    • @destroybot3000
      @destroybot3000 Год назад

      Well he did do at least this other one… ruclips.net/video/sxlr6LAjx-E/видео.html
      And this one ruclips.net/video/1l-iVsF8ucA/видео.html

    • @MsKatyDidKnot
      @MsKatyDidKnot Год назад +2

      Every time this clip shows up in my feed, I gotta watch it.

  • @lifesucks1113
    @lifesucks1113 4 года назад +33

    the best part about this sketch is knowing how much bill genuinely loves true crime shows

  • @Cora-b9p
    @Cora-b9p 6 месяцев назад +4

    Bill’s voice during the narration is so smooth, I could listen to it on repeat

  • @tyrant-den884
    @tyrant-den884 7 лет назад +601

    If you are paying attention you will know that Diego didn't commit the murder. The coroner says the victim was bludgeoned to death before being dismembered; Diego describes the dismemberment as the means of killing.

    • @katiedaniels9803
      @katiedaniels9803 7 лет назад +28

      Yes.

    • @DM-mj8nr
      @DM-mj8nr 7 лет назад +274

      let's ignore that, because this is an hour show so we've got to stretch this ooouuuutttt

    • @jamesfield2442
      @jamesfield2442 7 лет назад +90

      Well obviously the killer is Keith Morrison lol

    • @tammyforbes2101
      @tammyforbes2101 7 лет назад +17

      He said he knocked him to the ground.

    • @dmcpoyle4699
      @dmcpoyle4699 7 лет назад +21

      *sigh* I bet your a HOOT at parties.

  • @ceofounder
    @ceofounder 5 лет назад +316

    Martha; "You're an unattractive woman".
    Only Bill Hader!
    His impressions are comedy gold!
    Comedic genius!

    • @MarcosElMalo2
      @MarcosElMalo2 4 года назад +1

      Have you seen his coal miner character?

    • @LisaMaryification
      @LisaMaryification 2 года назад

      But Keith Morrison does have an inappropriate fixation with women's attractiveness, and dare I say that of children. I've never heard any other interviewer refer to children as 'attractive'.. It's crossing the line.

    • @ceofounder
      @ceofounder 2 года назад +1

      @@LisaMaryification
      Are you serious?
      Everyone is in agreement regarding the acknowledgement of Bill Hader's brilliant, hilarious, and comedic impression; yet you type a diatribe trying to cancel the actual dude from Dateline! O.M.G!
      Congratulations; here is your complimentary one way ticket to
      St. Elsewhere forever!

    • @misterchrissy
      @misterchrissy 2 года назад

      *Marfa

  • @lushclash9106
    @lushclash9106 5 лет назад +735

    the floating clown now looks like a reference

    • @IsiahTomas
      @IsiahTomas 4 года назад +5

      Lately, whenever I see this word, I think of refs and fences.
      And sometimes former NHL player Andrew Ference.
      And now, a ferret named Terrence.

    • @prnstarinterlude6510
      @prnstarinterlude6510 3 года назад +1

      @@IsiahTomas w h a

  • @KyuuKirigaya
    @KyuuKirigaya 3 года назад +10

    3:04 "I must paint you"
    I remember that line from the cloudy interview of bill hader interviewing himself lmao

  • @BSagat
    @BSagat 5 лет назад +92

    "Did he slap you five?" 😂😂😂

  • @freebitxh7030
    @freebitxh7030 7 лет назад +295

    "Gaga Gaga Ohhh Ra Ra"
    i lost it 😂

  • @volvoguy804
    @volvoguy804 7 лет назад +155

    Victim: My husband was murdered. *cries*
    Keith Morrison: So you wont be seeing him anymore. How is that going?

  • @vardellsfolly5200
    @vardellsfolly5200 5 лет назад +351

    A Bill Hader a day, keeps severe depression AWAY!

    • @reginaldmills6764
      @reginaldmills6764 4 года назад +7

      Thats true

    • @gbrot001
      @gbrot001 4 года назад +8

      Honestly, that's exactly where I am right now 🙋🏼‍♂️ haha

    • @Choptron27
      @Choptron27 3 года назад +5

      Straight up, I found a bunch of clips when I was having a tough time, and immediately took everything off my mind and was busting laughing, so yeah now I watch his stuff regularly lol

    • @onegirlrev
      @onegirlrev 3 года назад +1

      It’s true!!!!

    • @vardellsfolly5200
      @vardellsfolly5200 3 года назад

      @@onegirlrev
      I KnOW!

  • @ngultimategaming6863
    @ngultimategaming6863 2 года назад +37

    I will never get tired of this skit

    • @robertmoffit1135
      @robertmoffit1135 2 года назад

      Everything is accaccurate down to the unattractive wife having an affair

  • @emilygoldwaser8258
    @emilygoldwaser8258 3 года назад +15

    I was eating an orange while I was watching this and when it got to "Ga ga ooh ra ra" I laughed so hard that a segment of orange went down the wrong pipe and I started to choke and I had a coughing fit last for a full minute. Then I recovered myself, resumed eating the orange, rewound the clip and when it got back to go "Ga ga ooh ra ra" the whole incident repeated itself.

  • @marcusfarcus
    @marcusfarcus 6 лет назад +583

    Diego said he was having an affair with Elroy’s beautiful wife, Martha. But I met Martha and _“beautiful”_ should have sarcastic quotes around it.
    Best line ever! 😂

  • @biografteaternscala1205
    @biografteaternscala1205 10 лет назад +713

    I love the ending when Bill Hader mention the incident about the drowning clown. Creepy... real creepy, in a funny way :)

    • @ocandro
      @ocandro 7 лет назад +38

      Biografteatern Scala I know your comment is kinda ancient, but I'd like to point out the whole clown thing is a nod to the classic horror movie "It", based on Stephen Kings novel.

    • @99lodewijk
      @99lodewijk 7 лет назад +10

      ocandro oh yes Georgie...

    • @99lodewijk
      @99lodewijk 7 лет назад +14

      They Float

    • @giannaalbanese6180
      @giannaalbanese6180 7 лет назад +12

      🎈

    • @h3rb3rtw3st
      @h3rb3rtw3st 7 лет назад +10

      YOU'LL FLOAT TOO!!!
      YOU'LL FLOAT TOO!!!

  • @macattack423
    @macattack423 5 лет назад +493

    "When I was four years old I saw a birthday clown drown in a pool... where he just floated"
    Oh don't worry Bill. In 2019, you'll float too!

    • @OikPoinFive
      @OikPoinFive 5 лет назад

      Because they all float down in hell. All of 'em (atheists, fake religions, 4nicators, etc)

    • @sceneandseenful
      @sceneandseenful 4 года назад +2

      Forshadowing at its best

    • @joycebyers6618
      @joycebyers6618 4 года назад +8

      BEEP BEEP

    • @ikathiggs13
      @ikathiggs13 4 года назад +9

      @@OikPoinFive fuck off

    • @rubydixon598
      @rubydixon598 4 года назад

      "So I

  • @sleepingpanda7320
    @sleepingpanda7320 4 года назад +5

    "I must paint you" Hits me every time. I'm literally crying from laughter!

  • @guypeate3628
    @guypeate3628 2 года назад +10

    Bill Hader plays such hilarious characters, he always does it so well and he never fails to upset/disappoint me

  • @alexstone6330
    @alexstone6330 7 лет назад +66

    Four legends in one skit: Bill Hader, Kristen Wiig, Jason Sudeikis, and Steve Buscemi. Damn funny!

    • @jacobrengen
      @jacobrengen 6 лет назад +3

      Alex Stone and the photo of the husband was John Belushi

  • @MitchellWiggs
    @MitchellWiggs 7 лет назад +152

    Fun fact, Bill's portraying a host who is actually Matthew Perry's stepdad in real life.

  • @keepplayingnice
    @keepplayingnice 9 лет назад +383

    Kill like a comedian at the Apollo? xD GENIUS

    • @TheLucaCece
      @TheLucaCece 7 лет назад +5

      Karthik Nair no like murder

  • @paulapalais
    @paulapalais Год назад +6

    I just showed mom this skit while she was watching the real dateline, of course during a commercial break..,she was excited and said yes, dateline...i laughed and said hold your horses...its going to get 🤣 funny...she loved it! She said how perfectly he did the character. I also love when they set him up to meet the host of the show.😂

  • @cassandrajosettehall
    @cassandrajosettehall 5 месяцев назад +3

    "There's only one question left unanswered...how many more times can we use that same photo??"

  • @EllChorizo
    @EllChorizo 8 лет назад +71

    "I must paint you". Marvellous.

  • @MadMan731
    @MadMan731 5 лет назад +151

    "Because it's Dateline, there's only one photo to use."

  • @MrStensnask
    @MrStensnask 7 лет назад +161

    Steve Buscemi gettin' way too little love here in the comments. He was funny too!
    I gotcha, Steve.

  • @MsSaraKirkpatrick
    @MsSaraKirkpatrick 4 года назад +9

    "...and beautiful should have sarcastic quotes around it!"
    That's great!!

  • @vallie_bear
    @vallie_bear 3 месяца назад +2

    - "I sawed his arms off with my keys"
    - "Well, that's nuts" 😂😂😂

  • @ascent8487
    @ascent8487 5 лет назад +66

    Lol. Bills face after she says dump hole. Hahaha 😆

  • @kamuelalee
    @kamuelalee 5 лет назад +39

    "Oooooohhh, was it Wilson the Volleyball?
    No, it was an arm.
    'Aaaaahhhh, did he slap you five?"

  • @medea2693
    @medea2693 7 лет назад +52

    I have been saying for years that Keith Morrison was a creepy guy. Thank you, Mr. Hader, for the confirmation!

    • @WeerdMunkee
      @WeerdMunkee 5 лет назад +8

      medea 26 He’s actually a HUGE fan of Keith Morrison. Like fanboy level huge...no joke. Check out the RUclips video they recently posted in which they invite Bill to the Dateline studios, where they introduce him to Keith, and he totally has a fanboy dork attack when he meets him...lol...he truly is a fan! 😂
      ruclips.net/video/PIjjyXSo5ao/видео.html

  • @inbetweenfates
    @inbetweenfates 6 месяцев назад +9

    I dont know why I always come back to rewatch this

    • @brandonholder-lu5pc
      @brandonholder-lu5pc 2 месяца назад +3

      Me too, probably 50 times in the past 3 months 😅

    • @daveg5857
      @daveg5857 15 дней назад

      You needed a laugh, and you went for the sure thing, Mystery of the Chopped Up Guy!

  • @Ghoopty
    @Ghoopty 4 года назад +9

    This really is one of the best SNL sketches of the 21st century. And Taran Killam doesn’t get enough credit in general. He’s so spot on & diverse.

    • @LisaMaryification
      @LisaMaryification 2 года назад +1

      I usually don't get most SNL sketches and am left wondering if my sense of humour is 'off', but I'm glad to see this jives with everyone else here.

  • @MattiD-lc9xo
    @MattiD-lc9xo 7 лет назад +28

    I can't stop watching Kristin's part, and I must paint you. Gold standard comedy!!

  • @ItsAGoodChannel
    @ItsAGoodChannel 6 лет назад +26

    This is insanely well written, produced, and performed.

  • @origami_dream
    @origami_dream Год назад +1

    I am so glad the ending joke of this, one of the best SNL sketches ever, just fully *did not land* with the audience, because it makes it that much funnier to me. The uncomfortable silence *kills* me (like i were some sort of birthday clown married to a woman named Martha or something).

  • @dorothygilley3194
    @dorothygilley3194 5 лет назад +144

    "Do you think God stays in heaven, because he too, fears what he created?"

  • @bicarbonat1
    @bicarbonat1 5 лет назад +80

    Bill Hader is so, so good at his job
    His take on Keith Morrison is like the world's most gently disquieting, low-level demon

  • @slevemcdichael5274
    @slevemcdichael5274 6 лет назад +75

    “Yeeeeaaah” “Yeeheh” “Yeeeeeaaaaahhhh” “Oooooooohhh” “Yeeeaaooooooooohhh”

  • @thesharpeinator
    @thesharpeinator 7 лет назад +40

    When you're down here, you'll float too.

  • @paullees6687
    @paullees6687 4 года назад +12

    "I must paint you"
    I've watched this a few times and that pause is always so long I'm a little worried of the direction that could have gone

  • @twstf8905
    @twstf8905 3 года назад +13

    Hahaha 😂 His Keith Morriston impersonation is hilariously iconic!

  • @jojopemb2218
    @jojopemb2218 7 лет назад +64

    This Keith Morrison impersonation is SOOOOOOOOO accurate 😂😂😂😂

    • @jojopemb2218
      @jojopemb2218 6 лет назад

      The War on Disinformation what was his usual flavor?

  • @Xush11kkkk
    @Xush11kkkk 8 лет назад +174

    "I must paint you ..." :D

    • @arcticridge
      @arcticridge 8 лет назад +8

      you're the reason cavemen drew paintings on walls!

  • @kamuelalee
    @kamuelalee 5 лет назад +28

    And because it's Dateline, there's only one photo to use. There it is again, floating downward.

  • @BeautifullyBroken1022
    @BeautifullyBroken1022 Год назад +6

    I love Bill Hader! He’s a comedic genius 😂❤

  • @4422michael
    @4422michael 10 месяцев назад +1

    "Because it's Dateline, there's only one photo to use. There it is again, floating down." Killed me.

  • @mdflorida1233
    @mdflorida1233 7 лет назад +20

    There are like 10 memes alone in this, just from Bill Hader's facial expressions.