Boring Douchetubers

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  • Опубликовано: 23 ноя 2024

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  • @ray_ayy
    @ray_ayy 5 лет назад +17082

    I’m falling into a penguinz0 binge spiral and I have no regrets

  • @corynthius8860
    @corynthius8860 5 лет назад +3737

    “We eat sandwich aaaaaand *we drink coffee* “ youtube is an amazing place innit

    • @coolcomputertutorials9545
      @coolcomputertutorials9545 4 года назад +84

      Watch out, we have an Englishman. Init.

    • @417Owsy
      @417Owsy 4 года назад +92

      wee eet senwich and dreenk coufee

    • @theswagman2042
      @theswagman2042 4 года назад +7

      Villager bro that’s a Russian accent not English

    • @mateo.mauro_xd
      @mateo.mauro_xd 4 года назад +16

      @@theswagman2042 No, the license plate at the beginning is from Luxemburg
      Edit: Sorry, my bad. I just noticed you were referring to the previous comment and not the video.

    • @Z255
      @Z255 4 года назад +2

      Ikr, like why did they say it like this😂😂😂😂

  • @oddlylongwiipauses9564
    @oddlylongwiipauses9564 4 года назад +3239

    i've been watching charlie for two hours like his youtube channel is a damn netflix show

  • @elisha8653
    @elisha8653 4 года назад +10736

    They're so narcissistic that they lowkey want to kiss each other.

    • @koala5716
      @koala5716 4 года назад +483

      What kiss? They Make out in the bad every night

    • @Aykes_
      @Aykes_ 4 года назад +137

      @@koala5716 *bed

    • @ChrrolloDI
      @ChrrolloDI 4 года назад +101

      *themselves.

    • @dutchvanderlinde5293
      @dutchvanderlinde5293 4 года назад +15

      666th like

    • @wawacat6568
      @wawacat6568 4 года назад +21

      Dutch Van Der Linde *I HAVE A PLAN*

  • @caspar6
    @caspar6 5 лет назад +12560

    Charlie's white shirt is actually just a supreme shirt inside out.

    • @JM-uw1wg
      @JM-uw1wg 5 лет назад +48

      Caspar Fr?

    • @mortezz1268
      @mortezz1268 5 лет назад +223

      @@JM-uw1wg yes

    • @craigsblunt
      @craigsblunt 5 лет назад +75

      The likes are at 420 and I don't wanna ruin it

    • @Kryptonic1
      @Kryptonic1 5 лет назад +208

      Who tf ruined it, you know who you are

    • @bottle6969
      @bottle6969 5 лет назад +27

      666 likes

  • @timmyturner4583
    @timmyturner4583 5 лет назад +5255

    I swear all these Logan Paul like RUclipsrs have similar hair styles

    • @outsidercain3038
      @outsidercain3038 5 лет назад +350

      Part of the douchekit:
      Short side / homeless long top
      garbage "hype" sweaters
      speak like under amphet
      move like key giggling for babies

    • @volt1747
      @volt1747 4 года назад +43

      Only £19.99 on Amazon! Get it now!

    • @volt1747
      @volt1747 4 года назад +5

      Dammit

    • @xN4VYS34Lx
      @xN4VYS34Lx 4 года назад +62

      It’s the LA hype beast culture, they all have it lol.

    • @DadTheGuy
      @DadTheGuy 4 года назад +2

      @@UrMom-xh6ii hahahahahaha

  • @diamondminer7476
    @diamondminer7476 4 года назад +4510

    Charlies eyebrows are actually just 2 caterpillars paralyzed in fear from his chad energy.

  • @lifeisactuallyveryboring.7771
    @lifeisactuallyveryboring.7771 3 года назад +322

    "We go to Starbucks, we eat sandwich, we drink coffee."
    Wow that's so exciting!!!

    • @Dronkey64
      @Dronkey64 3 года назад

      Yeah, Humans mostly do that everyday. Huh

    • @lifeisactuallyveryboring.7771
      @lifeisactuallyveryboring.7771 3 года назад +12

      @@Dronkey64 These guys are on that new level. Only difference is they're wasting their money on stuff they can easily prepare at home.

    • @Ofwhateverrrrrr
      @Ofwhateverrrrrr 3 года назад +4

      "I want a cookie!"

    • @jampo486
      @jampo486 3 года назад

      that’s awesome, we can do that too.

  • @coltonhiggins663
    @coltonhiggins663 5 лет назад +10187

    These brothers act like they make out when their alone lol

  • @tylercraig9273
    @tylercraig9273 5 лет назад +6258

    *He comes out of the closet, looking like he just came out of the closet*

    • @peternehemiah1606
      @peternehemiah1606 5 лет назад +26

      Lol

    • @afanontheceiling
      @afanontheceiling 4 года назад +21

      Jokes demeaning gay people is funny hahahahahagagahshaff gd ahagsgsff F dfhgdgsh egg f

    • @gaussminigun
      @gaussminigun 4 года назад +275

      @@afanontheceiling that's not the purpose of the joke, get over yourself

    • @afanontheceiling
      @afanontheceiling 4 года назад +9

      gaussminigun what is the purpose then? What is the punchline of the joke?

    • @tylercraig9273
      @tylercraig9273 4 года назад +87

      don’t yell at me please get over yourself.

  • @untitled0012
    @untitled0012 5 лет назад +3438

    Why do I keep thinking they're about to kiss each other

  • @Gabriel-dn6md
    @Gabriel-dn6md 4 года назад +499

    After Seeing a few seconds of them, I will now guess their strategy : They use their foreign accents to create a Cutesy Innocent image THUS making fangirls feel an urge to protect them AND see them as "Different" ... "Not a douche like all the others" THEREFORE FEELING.... as though they found 2 diamonds in the ruff, of the Douchetube Society. Thank you.

    • @carl_consumer.of.reality
      @carl_consumer.of.reality 4 года назад +24

      Exactly. Well done.

    • @hansennoah1
      @hansennoah1 3 года назад +28

      Pretty sure they didnt even think that far

    • @abdoonyt9049
      @abdoonyt9049 3 года назад +6

      Wow, thats actually a pretty accurate read wth

    • @abdoonyt9049
      @abdoonyt9049 3 года назад +10

      @@hansennoah1 true, its more of a subconscious thing

    • @bananaliam5538
      @bananaliam5538 3 года назад +6

      is it bad that i cant tell what accent they have

  • @jasonbourne740
    @jasonbourne740 5 лет назад +6340

    I felt that “poorly acted porn”

  • @hardfugoo1
    @hardfugoo1 4 года назад +1312

    Why’s it always look like they’re on the verge of making out. What a strange vibe to get.

    • @mido6644
      @mido6644 4 года назад +42

      I thought I was the only one

    • @coomslayer6996
      @coomslayer6996 3 года назад +14

      Because they do

    • @ember-brandt
      @ember-brandt 2 года назад +2

      @Julo Micha What does that have to do with incest vibes?

    • @soapy7619
      @soapy7619 2 года назад

      @@ember-brandt because they’re obviously both dudes stupid

  • @alexanderwork643
    @alexanderwork643 5 лет назад +5413

    I love how it's devolved to the point where none of the comments section has any relevance to the video lmao

    • @brunop.8745
      @brunop.8745 5 лет назад +192

      Occasionally you can find a comment related to the video
      Like, once in a blue moon

    • @sirconnorman
      @sirconnorman 5 лет назад +118

      Ive been reading through them and it seems like most of the comments and likes are bots or 7 year old children

    • @LOOMING_WRAITH_OF_BAD_OMEN
      @LOOMING_WRAITH_OF_BAD_OMEN 5 лет назад +48

      Yeah, that isn't a recent thing, though. I've been seeing the comment section like this for a while. I think it happened around the time Crit started showing his face.

    • @sirconnorman
      @sirconnorman 5 лет назад +64

      It just occurred to me we are talking about two different videos, i meant the original douchetuber video,not Critikals

    • @gassxh
      @gassxh 5 лет назад +57

      But you know what does have relevance to the video?
      TwitchTV/MoistCritical

  • @Sebastian-yh5jx
    @Sebastian-yh5jx 4 года назад +600

    Charlie 2019: "I prefer the cord"
    Charlie 2020: "Get some Reycons"

    • @quaza2001
      @quaza2001 4 года назад +45

      Raycons suck

    • @idislikemints
      @idislikemints 4 года назад +11

      Wish he had done some research about the earphones.

    • @BennyTheNubb
      @BennyTheNubb 4 года назад +37

      Well at least they aren’t douchepods

    • @Addo666
      @Addo666 3 года назад +4

      @@quaza2001 Did you watch the Dankpods video

    • @Addo666
      @Addo666 3 года назад +2

      Noooo Chord mojo

  • @TheCrazyDcoolest
    @TheCrazyDcoolest 5 лет назад +1955

    Charlie’s hair is very iconic and reminiscent of the 2000s just like Lego Star Wars

  • @Obiika
    @Obiika 5 лет назад +4415

    These guys' faces make me genuinely angry. They are like slap magnets.

  • @irlsquid
    @irlsquid 5 лет назад +1660

    It's weird, they sometimes talk like Tommy Wiseau too. I'm still waiting for the "Oh, hi Mark" moment.

    • @SomeRandomJackAss
      @SomeRandomJackAss 5 лет назад +88

      "Hokay. I'm bready! Firs of hall, we've got to hwake up. My brudder so... Oh, hai Mark."

    • @arashi86
      @arashi86 5 лет назад +39

      In their defense (and this is the only time I'll say those words) they have obvious accents and English probably isn't their first language.

    • @Kay_213_
      @Kay_213_ 5 лет назад +16

      “I did not hit her. I did noooot....”

    • @CoolerThanU1213
      @CoolerThanU1213 5 лет назад

      Punished "Blind" Snake omgggg yes!!!

    • @jackwalsh9956
      @jackwalsh9956 5 лет назад +1

      You wanna know where to get people that dont talk like that?

  • @thegabberoonohammry7751
    @thegabberoonohammry7751 3 года назад +268

    For cr1tikal to call someone ELSE monotone is an insanely high praise or insult whatever you take it as

  • @sinthy8069
    @sinthy8069 5 лет назад +9055

    while watching these guys I have to take a break every 15 seconds to let my brain rest

    • @Zoek_Het_Uit
      @Zoek_Het_Uit 5 лет назад +61

      You shouldn't

    • @sinthy8069
      @sinthy8069 5 лет назад +308

      @@Zoek_Het_Uit yo dont make me uno reverse on you

    • @SirBlueWhale
      @SirBlueWhale 5 лет назад +73

      @@sinthy8069 Wats a RUclips?

    • @sinthy8069
      @sinthy8069 5 лет назад +285

      @@SirBlueWhale its a tube thats yours

    • @bal42020
      @bal42020 5 лет назад +11

      ZoekHetUit 15 subscriber special 🗿

  • @tvfilthyfern
    @tvfilthyfern 5 лет назад +3401

    “Turbo Virgin” sold me. Subscribed

    • @thatonezeldafan5275
      @thatonezeldafan5275 5 лет назад +5

      Where'd you get your profile pic

    • @iang.9904
      @iang.9904 5 лет назад +45

      ThatOne ZeldaFan
      That’s Mr. Bubs the demonic dog

    • @swordfish3720
      @swordfish3720 5 лет назад +5

      I haven’t heard that term since the habbo days back in 2003

    • @mrestatic2647
      @mrestatic2647 5 лет назад +5

      @@swordfish3720 Habbo xDDDD good ol' days

    • @Assassinboy8084fun
      @Assassinboy8084fun 5 лет назад +1

      Bout time

  • @plasmapro6651
    @plasmapro6651 5 лет назад +4232

    The virgin airpods
    Vs
    The chad wired earbuds

    • @icywhirlwind88
      @icywhirlwind88 5 лет назад +18

      Plasma Pro what about the legendary Lucas headphones

    • @mroppossum4100
      @mroppossum4100 5 лет назад +89

      What about the turbovirgin listening with headphones but in a way that everyone can hear

    • @David-mo3cy
      @David-mo3cy 5 лет назад +26

      @@mroppossum4100 hahahaha I had an experience with such a turbo virgin yesterday on the bus, the dude was like 30 300 pounds and listening to kids music full blast

    • @ibalsamo8359
      @ibalsamo8359 5 лет назад +4

      What about the fat slobs wearing turtle beach headsets

    • @lukelblitz3627
      @lukelblitz3627 5 лет назад +8

      @@David-mo3cy what the hell is "kids music"

  • @Soundry777
    @Soundry777 4 года назад +171

    I thought they were gonna kiss every clip I saw.

  • @MI_HI_
    @MI_HI_ 5 лет назад +2745

    Turbovirgin is my new favorite insult

    • @CaptainDoomsday
      @CaptainDoomsday 5 лет назад +72

      As a turbovirgin, I'm offended to be compared to a douchetuber.

    • @SirBlueWhale
      @SirBlueWhale 5 лет назад +12

      @@CaptainDoomsday do you naruto run away at the sight of pussy? I do. Turbovirgins unite¿

    • @musicismagic5074
      @musicismagic5074 5 лет назад +1

      MicroTurbo

    • @davidacosta193
      @davidacosta193 5 лет назад +2

      BRUH

    • @Sclumsy
      @Sclumsy 4 года назад

      Pepsi and Swords me too. I genuinely use it at school.

  • @TheUltimatePositionOfPower
    @TheUltimatePositionOfPower 5 лет назад +1231

    MOM: Oh you boys are hilarious. You should be on the youtubes.

    • @DeathRite
      @DeathRite 5 лет назад +10

      Lmao

    • @cockindoodoo
      @cockindoodoo 5 лет назад +59

      My Mom says I am handsome. And special. I wear a helmet when I watch TV.

    • @erwinrommel6561
      @erwinrommel6561 5 лет назад +17

      @@cockindoodoo wow I wear a robot suit I guess I am more special

    • @boohahabones
      @boohahabones 5 лет назад +2

      Why does my mom say the same thing when I'm having an allergic reaction

    • @papasmurf6312
      @papasmurf6312 5 лет назад +7

      @@cockindoodoo I'm already tracer

  • @willbroach664
    @willbroach664 4 года назад +291

    "are you ready, Bitchboy?"
    "I'm ready, Shitboy"

    • @TheGuroLOLITA
      @TheGuroLOLITA 4 года назад

      CYKA BLYAT lollllll

    • @ana7icia
      @ana7icia 2 года назад +6

      why’d it make me think of fanboy and chumchum

  • @brianwilson3133
    @brianwilson3133 4 года назад +242

    Well damn, most people can't afford a breakfast like that every morning.

    • @melissabarnes1063
      @melissabarnes1063 4 года назад +25

      They're flexing, proof of their douchebag-ery

    • @thiaago7413
      @thiaago7413 4 года назад +3

      @@melissabarnes1063 no one eat a hamburger for breakfast

    • @wateriswet0510
      @wateriswet0510 4 года назад +28

      @@thiaago7413 it was not a hamburger
      It was *sanweech*

    • @shentt8837
      @shentt8837 3 года назад +10

      @@somerandomdude2422 honestly dont get food i dont see the appeal i much prefer photosyntesis

    • @authorherohero4450
      @authorherohero4450 3 года назад +1

      Imagine drinking starbuck shitty coffee as a breakfast

  • @mclarenfan6032
    @mclarenfan6032 5 лет назад +3003

    Who else misses the 'what's up everybody it's critikal'?

    • @angelofdeath275
      @angelofdeath275 5 лет назад +22

      The National-Socialist Arab he doesn’t need to anymore

    • @KingcoleIIV
      @KingcoleIIV 5 лет назад +264

      I still hear it in my brain at the start of every video

    • @5days61
      @5days61 5 лет назад +27

      The National-Socialist Arab he did that when he made good vids

    • @ohmanyourecool1
      @ohmanyourecool1 5 лет назад +114

      The monotone of depression cures my depression.

    • @ball0000
      @ball0000 5 лет назад +13

      he has said himself that he doesn't have a "intro"

  • @thelittlepasty8360
    @thelittlepasty8360 5 лет назад +973

    Careful Charlie, you almost had energy in that intro

  • @QuartzIsAnOxide
    @QuartzIsAnOxide 5 лет назад +2248

    Douchetuber: looks like a nazi, sounds energetic, is human and eventually becomes irrelevant.
    Charlie: Keanu's doppleganger, speaks in monotone, is a literal god and timeless.

    • @SylverScourge
      @SylverScourge 4 года назад +39

      @Death oooh nooooo... So edgy I'm sooo scared

    • @Coszmoo
      @Coszmoo 4 года назад

      I agree

    • @lmgtree4507
      @lmgtree4507 4 года назад +57

      Come on man, don't do the nazis like that

    • @boingy-m5q
      @boingy-m5q 4 года назад +7

      @Death you should probably just shave the little moustache thing off then tbh

    • @user-jx1rs5my4u
      @user-jx1rs5my4u 4 года назад

      I thought Charlie is Nicholas cage's doppelganger 😂

  • @neckogecko5238
    @neckogecko5238 4 года назад +269

    why is being twins their only personality trait,
    seen as they share a personality between them

    • @lifeisactuallyveryboring.7771
      @lifeisactuallyveryboring.7771 3 года назад +4

      It's common among twins, especially in social media. They usually don't have much about them that's interesting so they pivid the twin thing.

    • @rockyevans1584
      @rockyevans1584 3 года назад +1

      @@lifeisactuallyveryboring.7771 because they are boring. 2 boring douches aren't any better than one tbh

    • @justalonelypoteto
      @justalonelypoteto 2 года назад +3

      not only the personality. considering theirs is probably so small that the heisenberg uncertainty principle can be applied to it, they probably have brain cell multiplexing, after all having one half of the time should suffice to hold one's sphincter shut

  • @BensGamingBlog
    @BensGamingBlog 5 лет назад +212

    Seems like somebody saw Adam Sandlers Click 13 Years later and thought how cool it would be as the next famous internet challenge...

    • @lute1215
      @lute1215 5 лет назад +1

      @@ohmanyourecool1 Thanks for pointing that out. I miss the Boondocks.

  • @superdave54811
    @superdave54811 5 лет назад +655

    The pink car, open mouths and the hair tells me everything I need to know.

    • @austinbevis4266
      @austinbevis4266 4 года назад +71

      My gay brother has the same haircut as them. They aren’t even trying to hide it

    • @liebe1099
      @liebe1099 3 года назад +8

      Alabama?

    • @Exxperiment626
      @Exxperiment626 3 года назад +1

      @@liebe1099 More like San Francisco or Atlanta.

    • @drummachine434
      @drummachine434 Год назад

      They're extremely low on testosterone

    • @Scooter227
      @Scooter227 Год назад +1

      There’s an f word for that lol

  • @x-AlmightySenji-x
    @x-AlmightySenji-x 5 лет назад +301

    When he compared it to poorly acted porn, I felt that.

    • @osvaldotello1171
      @osvaldotello1171 5 лет назад +7

      @@emanatingf when you said you felt that because he said he felt that because he compared it to poorly acted porn....
      I FELT THAT

    • @wuntoo1687
      @wuntoo1687 5 лет назад +1

      @@osvaldotello1171 when you said that you felt that because the others felt that because he compared it to poorly acted porn, *I FELT THAT*

    • @Pactastic042
      @Pactastic042 5 лет назад

      @@emanatingf you you said you felt what hes been feeling
      *thats when I felt it*

  • @jacobj3491
    @jacobj3491 3 года назад +67

    "I want an iced latte with some milk"
    An iced latte literally has 3 ingredients and one of them is milk.

  • @fakeadamlee
    @fakeadamlee 5 лет назад +95

    the point about background music was so accurate wow didn’t even realize.. I can’t unhear the silence

  • @bbspooks
    @bbspooks 5 лет назад +973

    I just love how you call them douchetubers. Its perfection. I wish I could blacklist them.

    • @BrandonHasAChannel
      @BrandonHasAChannel 5 лет назад +14

      Pretty sure you can actually, to their channel and block them

    • @sofaking3113
      @sofaking3113 5 лет назад +2

      Just checked and It’s possible to block users

    • @copper4855
      @copper4855 5 лет назад +3

      Your comment is at 666, so I’m not gonna hit like. Just know that I do like your comment

    • @OneOfManyJoels
      @OneOfManyJoels Год назад

      @@copper4855 you can like the comment now

    • @copper4855
      @copper4855 Год назад

      @@OneOfManyJoels genuinely didn’t remember commenting on this, you’re such a real one for telling me, thanks

  • @Super-zq3pn
    @Super-zq3pn 5 лет назад +930

    I always like these Doucetuber videos so I can mark down people to never watch, also please let your hair grow out some more

    • @EverlastingAura1
      @EverlastingAura1 5 лет назад +2

      @Miles Davidson Yes they sell poop at a discounted price

    • @angelofdeath275
      @angelofdeath275 5 лет назад +1

      Super Black
      It makes me glad I tweaked my RUclips algorithm to only RUclips vids 5+ years old, and old cartoons. I hate youtubers tbh

    • @Super-zq3pn
      @Super-zq3pn 5 лет назад +3

      angelofdeath275 ive never seen someone say this, but hey, you do you

    • @Super-zq3pn
      @Super-zq3pn 5 лет назад +1

      McLarenBMW Dawg issa joke, calm yoself, I got my set of youtubers I watch, so cool it💀

    • @mrqueem1703
      @mrqueem1703 5 лет назад

      just get video blocker chrome extension for the cleanest youtube experience

  • @numb4102
    @numb4102 4 года назад +185

    4:13
    The right brother: *are you gay*
    The gay brother: *yeah*

    • @alexvilak6266
      @alexvilak6266 3 года назад +11

      @Bot AtChess you watch them if you protect him

    • @NetherLord1234
      @NetherLord1234 3 года назад +6

      I have rewatched that one moment several times and unless you know the context, it sounds like he is asking if his brother is gay…

  • @jessicabraud3307
    @jessicabraud3307 5 лет назад +375

    Oh God. Charlie's hair is so oily that it's reflecting the light. It's brighter than my future

    • @theodorawickman8012
      @theodorawickman8012 5 лет назад +1

      Lowest of trash that ain’t saying too much fam, but I guess I shouldn’t he the one to talk

    • @fuckingbellend1145
      @fuckingbellend1145 5 лет назад +1

      Didn't Charlie say he hates anime but he's always talking about it/ referencing it lol

    • @moofanspoobguy
      @moofanspoobguy 5 лет назад +1

      You didn't see his recent tweet?

    • @alexbriscoe2879
      @alexbriscoe2879 5 лет назад +1

      The STANWICH no

  • @orebursac868
    @orebursac868 5 лет назад +423

    The Vietcong is hiding in Charlie's hair.

    • @zackupton
      @zackupton 5 лет назад +29

      Djordje Bursac Charlies are hiding in Charlie’s hair.

    • @das3610
      @das3610 5 лет назад +8

      Djordje Bursac the hair.......THEYRE IN THE GODDAMN HAIR

    • @faro8784
      @faro8784 5 лет назад +4

      Djordje Bursac Americans when the hair starts speaking Vietnamese be like

    • @noodlery7034
      @noodlery7034 5 лет назад +1

      May or not include guerilla warfare

    • @philliplewis1586
      @philliplewis1586 5 лет назад

      Somebody tell Sark.

  • @Jm-ki4su
    @Jm-ki4su 5 лет назад +384

    charlie's hair has enough energy to power all of India

  • @prodigycruz8502
    @prodigycruz8502 4 года назад +242

    Unless their icelandic they have some of the most *broken* english i've ever heard

    • @user-xc1vz1je9u
      @user-xc1vz1je9u 4 года назад +21

      I think they're from Spain

    • @foxprazision1695
      @foxprazision1695 4 года назад +73

      I think they're from the gayborhood cuz they always want to kiss each other

    • @noobietube4678
      @noobietube4678 4 года назад +5

      Theyre*

    • @mateo.mauro_xd
      @mateo.mauro_xd 4 года назад +19

      The European license plate from the car at the beginning has an L, they're from Luxemburg.

    • @noobietube4678
      @noobietube4678 4 года назад +2

      @Cersei Focking Lannister BITCH bruh chill its just one apostrophe if ppl don't know where it goes then that's on them for not learning in school

  • @thebloodstarvedbeast1745
    @thebloodstarvedbeast1745 5 лет назад +286

    5:53 Reminds me of SpongeBobs work set with the 2 teddy bears.

  • @rexor26
    @rexor26 5 лет назад +504

    The dead body that Logan Paul found is livelier compared to those two

    • @wyrdboi652
      @wyrdboi652 5 лет назад +9

      good joke sir you deserve two claps 👏👏

    • @Ardorstorm
      @Ardorstorm 5 лет назад +7

      👏👏

    • @pqibkpq0o917kalj
      @pqibkpq0o917kalj 5 лет назад +7

      👏 only one from me because I have only one hand

    • @organizm6907
      @organizm6907 5 лет назад +8

      @@pqibkpq0o917kalj but how can you clap with one hand?

    • @wyatthicks16
      @wyatthicks16 5 лет назад +8

      @@organizm6907 very quietly

  • @Buckybunbun
    @Buckybunbun 5 лет назад +448

    The Starbucks skit took me out... they really thought that was the one 😭😭

  • @reapyboi1124
    @reapyboi1124 4 года назад +35

    Charlie is such a chill guy, man i respect him cuz he says the truth he literally never lies

  • @RealEyesRealiseRealLies
    @RealEyesRealiseRealLies 4 года назад +593

    Day 7 of quarantine, i come across a homeless youtuber.

    • @JujuInFlames
      @JujuInFlames 4 года назад +14

      I’ve been binging him for the last few days

    • @rigormortiz5357
      @rigormortiz5357 4 года назад +9

      how's the experience?

    • @RealEyesRealiseRealLies
      @RealEyesRealiseRealLies 4 года назад +11

      @@rigormortiz5357 best ever thing i cant lie, man got bare content and banter for days 😁

  • @billygoveny480
    @billygoveny480 5 лет назад +315

    *playing the pause challenge at Chernobyl hottest radiation spot for 1 hour at 3am ft. 6ix9ine

    • @TheGhpro11yo
      @TheGhpro11yo 5 лет назад +2

      Billy Goveny I’d watch

    • @latronko3320
      @latronko3320 5 лет назад +2

      24 hours not 1 hour

    • @billygoveny480
      @billygoveny480 5 лет назад +1

      Nickymano8 - how about 72 hours

    • @latronko3320
      @latronko3320 5 лет назад +1

      @@billygoveny480 how about 102 hours

    • @þegðak
      @þegðak 5 лет назад +8

      Nigga turn into a oompa loompa

  • @bggamingdeluxe5658
    @bggamingdeluxe5658 5 лет назад +367

    Day 1 of convincing Charlie to shower.

  • @Dumbluckk01
    @Dumbluckk01 4 года назад +57

    they’ve definitely touched tips

  • @Robloxchat123
    @Robloxchat123 5 лет назад +811

    >casually says they eat starbucks daily
    diabetes: hohoho

    • @rotoloniregina351
      @rotoloniregina351 5 лет назад +29

      @@canesvenatici9588 this man got no chill

    • @dariannnnnn
      @dariannnnnn 5 лет назад +14

      @@massparody KEK LOL LMAO LMFAO LMROLFLRAOL KEK 1+

    • @elivcdxv1852
      @elivcdxv1852 5 лет назад +2

      sage goes in all fields vro

    • @ack434
      @ack434 4 года назад

      edgy people lol

    • @fenrir6031
      @fenrir6031 4 года назад +5

      @@canesvenatici9588 Lol, get used to it. Most of Charlie's fans are 13 year olds with anime pfps.

  • @vAqeii
    @vAqeii 5 лет назад +108

    Douchetuber should be an official word in the dictionary

  • @mateuszurbaniak9720
    @mateuszurbaniak9720 5 лет назад +772

    4:15
    - Are you gay?
    - Yeah

    • @likeccvb6972
      @likeccvb6972 4 года назад +12

      Wow why 😂😂

    • @heinzdoofenshmirtz8757
      @heinzdoofenshmirtz8757 4 года назад +16

      @@boba5454 he heard the same thing as the other guy, so he has the right to comment the same thing while you assume he just copied it, shut the fuck up kid

    • @heinzdoofenshmirtz8757
      @heinzdoofenshmirtz8757 4 года назад +2

      @@boba5454 what makes you think im angry, and i've been scrolling for a couple of minutes reading comments about shitting on these douchetubers and i havent found an "exactly" same comment as this one, and who cares if someone copies a single comment, its just the youtube comment section, its not like he stole a property or something, anyone can say whatever they want to say, and you're the only one complaining here about it, and nothing happened to the comment when said it was "copied" right , it didnt make you a hero or anything right? So why bother kid? And how can you say that someone is a disgrace just from reading a reply? Thats just childish my guy grow up kid

    • @heinzdoofenshmirtz8757
      @heinzdoofenshmirtz8757 4 года назад

      @@boba5454 you just ignored the main topic we were talking about, about the comment thingy, dont strafe off the topic and making new ones, and dont tell me that you're not a kid, its very obvious so dont get offended when someone calls you that, you'll grow up soon, and while you grow up, try fixing your grammar, a misspelling is alright but bad grammar is just crossing the line ,"sounding angry" lol, you edited you reply and still didnt get that right, i bet anyone can say that you lost the argument by just reading your reply

    • @heinzdoofenshmirtz8757
      @heinzdoofenshmirtz8757 4 года назад

      @@boba5454 you wont prove your point cause you have no point to prove, you're literally done my guy, and i can say whatever i want so dont get so butthurt when someone gives you your own medicine, and why do you keep saying that i "dont have" a brain, you're the one who cant make a proper argument, its you who's missing a brain here kid,and why do get so mad when someone copies a phrase?and where did you get that quote? Its done so badly, and you just COPIED that from somewhere else, so you're not just a kid but also a hypocrite

  • @m1chaelanthony._.
    @m1chaelanthony._. 3 года назад +32

    It's like this mans literally woke up one day and said.....FROM NOW ON...FACTS

  • @Zekonos1
    @Zekonos1 5 лет назад +44

    charlie i respect the hair. i too have been putting off getting a haircut and im past the point of caring. its kinda nice to have long hair - reminds me of being young and carefree

  • @cracklasco
    @cracklasco 5 лет назад +198

    I think its boring because theyre real sick of their job.

    • @mindjuice499
      @mindjuice499 5 лет назад

      Yeah they got totally fucked by Jake Paul

  • @TTVArgusGuy
    @TTVArgusGuy 5 лет назад +482

    To be a vlogger you have to take 7 pills of adderall and a Monster Energy drink before you start recording

    • @juanmendizabal4785
      @juanmendizabal4785 5 лет назад +19

      *Red bull, monster is for the true Boomers

    • @Krawberry
      @Krawberry 5 лет назад +17

      You can see smells when you take 7 adderall

    • @juanmendizabal4785
      @juanmendizabal4785 5 лет назад +11

      @@Krawberry god himself shows you the speed of light

    • @MandrakeFernflower
      @MandrakeFernflower 5 лет назад +7

      *Snort MDPV bath salts and chug a 2l of mtn dew and you can peer into the universe

    • @angelofdeath275
      @angelofdeath275 5 лет назад +1

      Krawberry Strush no you can see your heartbeat

  • @xxterpzxx581
    @xxterpzxx581 3 года назад +35

    I've finally found another person who prefers wired to wireless.

  • @Skidmarkss
    @Skidmarkss 4 года назад +548

    4:15 "are you gay?" "Yeaaah."

  • @Haysey_Draws
    @Haysey_Draws 5 лет назад +127

    OK, i will say...i like their Bathroom doors.
    That's it, nothing else positive about their video.

    • @Haysey_Draws
      @Haysey_Draws 5 лет назад +5

      @Harold Haroldson ...well bollocks, guess there's nothing i like in it now. I hope you are happy with yourself!

    • @thecloneguyz
      @thecloneguyz 4 года назад

      DUNN LUMBER
      Sliding Barn Door kits
      Starting at $199

  • @adamphillips5452
    @adamphillips5452 5 лет назад +210

    He is litteraly lifting 10pounds plus bar

    • @outsidercain3038
      @outsidercain3038 5 лет назад +25

      that's a lot of weight for a douchey + 3 pushups against the wall

    • @mattreese2
      @mattreese2 5 лет назад +2

      Using 15 pound bar as well

    • @tookthisname1657
      @tookthisname1657 5 лет назад +1

      @@mattreese2 *45

    • @killerboysnap8871
      @killerboysnap8871 4 года назад +1

      @my name is DRAKE It is. But even so hes benching 65 which is what an old lady can literally do.

    • @killerboysnap8871
      @killerboysnap8871 4 года назад

      @my name is DRAKE Then hes lifting 35. Regardless his bench is weak with the olympic bar or not so not sure whats you're trying to prove.

  • @austinbevis4266
    @austinbevis4266 4 года назад +145

    They show more affection to each other than me and my gf😐

    • @beanman9644
      @beanman9644 4 года назад +14

      Yikes

    • @avisael9869
      @avisael9869 3 года назад +18

      How is that relationship problem going? Did you guys talked and fixed it?

    • @kaizerjosephsamson309
      @kaizerjosephsamson309 3 года назад

      @@avisael9869 probably an joke

    • @cardiiiiii
      @cardiiiiii 2 года назад

      Ok? Weird way to say you have a gf online

    • @austinbevis4266
      @austinbevis4266 2 года назад +5

      @@avisael9869 it ended

  • @merielx8271
    @merielx8271 5 лет назад +102

    for some reason them voicing over the starbucks thing had me creasing on my bed at 3 am

    • @mythicalseraph1234
      @mythicalseraph1234 5 лет назад +3

      Meriel x it’s hilarious that you said that cuz 10 more mins and it would’ve been 3 am on my end 😂😂

  • @99cape1att
    @99cape1att 4 года назад +224

    Back when I was in school we called them swaggots

    • @donaldolivier6786
      @donaldolivier6786 4 года назад +8

      💀

    • @crappyaccount
      @crappyaccount 4 года назад +26

      BRUH. You'd get crucified for that today lol

    • @abdoonyt9049
      @abdoonyt9049 3 года назад +4

      @@crappyaccount *insert joke of charlie being crucified too*

    • @oliviap.1370
      @oliviap.1370 3 года назад +4

      Gotta be dead honest I'm gay but that made me laugh for a good 15 seconds

    • @roaming740
      @roaming740 3 года назад

      @@crappyaccount by who? The bums on Twitter?

  • @riothebeastsmobilegaming7371
    @riothebeastsmobilegaming7371 5 лет назад +113

    Pretty sure they are well trained in taking shots to the face.

  • @arrowheadproductions1267
    @arrowheadproductions1267 4 года назад +17

    3:55 My guy sounds like a russian spy being asked what he does each day by a USA citizen

  • @eeyoreblehh
    @eeyoreblehh 5 лет назад +283

    You look like Harry Potter after jk Rowling turned him gay.

  • @zombiesindustries
    @zombiesindustries 5 лет назад +65

    They’re faces are so square I thought this was Minecraft with super graphics enabled

  • @camc9093
    @camc9093 5 лет назад +81

    I’ve hated this culture for years I’m glad you articulated it so well. Gives me hope so many people hate it as well

    • @CelticFairyBox
      @CelticFairyBox 4 года назад

      Yup just a bunch of douchebags

    • @Arzene89
      @Arzene89 3 года назад +2

      @@CelticFairyBox and these assholes training a generation of losers like in Tik Tok

    • @lifeisactuallyveryboring.7771
      @lifeisactuallyveryboring.7771 3 года назад

      Dad just walked out, what do you expect?

  • @zattlahabibi1137
    @zattlahabibi1137 4 года назад +70

    4:14 him: are you gay?
    his brother: Yeah!

  • @alecxstewart7577
    @alecxstewart7577 5 лет назад +45

    I dig the cord love, thank you for addressing this pressing issue.

  • @RugerEnthusiast
    @RugerEnthusiast 5 лет назад +363

    Day 1 of asking Charlie to might as well also grow his armpit hair so atleast he can look fully homeless

    • @christophercolumbus1169
      @christophercolumbus1169 5 лет назад +8

      I never knew living outdoors increased the hair growth of the armpits?

    • @JimC607
      @JimC607 5 лет назад +14

      "Grow his armpit hair"? Who's armpit hair doesn't grow? lol

    • @sum-dum_nerd
      @sum-dum_nerd 5 лет назад

      Y'all really gotta stay out of my brain, it's a dangerous place

    • @farisdafaalla9301
      @farisdafaalla9301 5 лет назад

      @@christophercolumbus1169 hAhA wOOsH

    • @christophercolumbus1169
      @christophercolumbus1169 5 лет назад

      Thot Socket nice try but no. R/Doosh

  • @Mushroomhead671
    @Mushroomhead671 5 лет назад +58

    I woke up at 3pm today. I’m thirty minutes into my day and their video is putting me back to sleep.

    • @mohammaddigandang9348
      @mohammaddigandang9348 5 лет назад

      Oh fuck jwu its 3pm here and honestly feeling the "putting me back to sleep vibes"

  • @Yemeno45
    @Yemeno45 3 года назад +11

    5:37 I prefer the cord too, but I switched to wireless, because I kept buying corded ear buds, and they'd break in like a week, and I got wireless ones as a gift. I hate having wireless though, cause it's just another thing to keep charged.

  • @Redfeather80
    @Redfeather80 5 лет назад +276

    Bro. You remind me of Neo in his apt before he gets invited out to the rave

    • @mikeross8735
      @mikeross8735 5 лет назад +6

      Lol agree

    • @KakhsXe
      @KakhsXe 5 лет назад

      101 likes I’m not gonna like cause I don’t wanna ruin it

    • @drewmow
      @drewmow 5 лет назад +3

      Follow the White rabbit charlie

    • @futurelullabies
      @futurelullabies 5 лет назад

      drew Mow pjopppoooooooboppppopp pplplnn l

  • @firstlast9846
    @firstlast9846 5 лет назад +155

    *God dammit Charlie* I gave you that $5 for a haircut - what’re you doing?

    • @GoGetAjob_4
      @GoGetAjob_4 5 лет назад +6

      Cause no haircut cost $5

    • @kabobking2127
      @kabobking2127 5 лет назад

      @@GoGetAjob_4 at least in the U.S. no

  • @TimZoet
    @TimZoet 4 года назад +27

    These guys are like the kids you had in kindergarten who wanted to belong to the popular kids but were too shy to actually do something weird

    • @rq4740
      @rq4740 10 месяцев назад

      The fuck does this comment even mean

    • @montreux-music
      @montreux-music 9 месяцев назад

      That dont make any sense

    • @agentorange9867
      @agentorange9867 8 месяцев назад

      ​@@rq4740it actually does for some reason

  • @Clu2298
    @Clu2298 2 года назад +8

    1:11 I felt like i was watching some sh*tty Disney channel pilot intro. I was fully expecting to here some fake audience cheering when he came out dressed

  • @winter4265
    @winter4265 5 лет назад +131

    Got here so early the pixels were still making their commute to this video.

  • @don9642
    @don9642 5 лет назад +330

    “Might be pushing 40 pounds” 😭😂

    • @hoytsigman5435
      @hoytsigman5435 5 лет назад

      Lmao

    • @hekxinghekx
      @hekxinghekx 5 лет назад +5

      Its 65 pounds btw.
      still a little bit tbh :/

    • @handcraftedgetget2918
      @handcraftedgetget2918 5 лет назад +5

      Lmao you trying to defend that lobotomyte? 65 is nothing when you're benching

    • @hekxinghekx
      @hekxinghekx 5 лет назад +11

      @@handcraftedgetget2918
      I never directly said or even implied that I was defending them, i was just correcting. I also agree that 65 is nothing when your benching.

    • @handcraftedgetget2918
      @handcraftedgetget2918 5 лет назад +2

      Ah, apologies, I misinterpreted your comment

  • @dellabaer4413
    @dellabaer4413 5 лет назад +50

    The best part of Charlie’s videos besides Charlie’s videos is the comments section

  • @Caramika
    @Caramika Год назад +2

    I like how they misspelled 'entertainment' in their warning. I thought that was a copy pasted message but no. God, how beautiful.

  • @alexbriscoe2879
    @alexbriscoe2879 5 лет назад +141

    Dumps water on his brother “Are you okay?” 🤦‍♂️

  • @evildarkass5
    @evildarkass5 5 лет назад +37

    Everyone has a voice
    Not many have something to say

  • @spongemanicecone4440
    @spongemanicecone4440 4 года назад +47

    3:15 there was probably copyrighted music playing in the Starbucks and they didn't want to get copyright claimed.

    • @senthilvelan544
      @senthilvelan544 4 года назад

      Lmao yes

    • @Rsloak
      @Rsloak 3 года назад

      True but the little "Skit" was cringe asf they could have done it in a less cringe way idk

  • @HDified
    @HDified 3 года назад +18

    this is if morgz finally evolved from stone age to iron age.

  • @razielmasta
    @razielmasta 4 года назад +39

    Charlie: stick with the cord boys
    Also Charlie: have you heard about Raycon?

  • @sillyfella2009
    @sillyfella2009 3 года назад +12

    They look like the type of people to post "siblings by chance,lovers by choice"

  • @petibuns
    @petibuns 2 года назад +4

    I know I've watched this video many times, yet every rewatch it feels like I'm experiencing it for the first time

    • @NpcBud
      @NpcBud 2 года назад

      Same

  • @Sweaker015
    @Sweaker015 3 года назад +19

    I'm so with you on the airpods thing. Bluetooth headphones are definitely a solution to a non-existent problem

    • @karthikeyansenthilvelan9558
      @karthikeyansenthilvelan9558 3 года назад +1

      I have a pair of AirPods and I wouldn’t completely rule out Bluetooth headphones. They do have their merits, it’s easier to handle and when i was young I tripped a lot on the cable. I suppose that’s a me problem, but it’s these douchetubers that over emphasise AirPods and make it seem like only cool prone have it. I’m pretty sure the Sony xm4 headphones are way better at a similar price.

    • @karthikeyansenthilvelan9558
      @karthikeyansenthilvelan9558 3 года назад

      I have a pair of AirPods and I wouldn’t completely rule out Bluetooth headphones. They do have their merits, it’s easier to handle and when i was young I tripped a lot on the cable. I suppose that’s a me problem, but it’s these douchetubers that over emphasise AirPods and make it seem like only cool peope have it. I’m pretty sure the Sony xm4 headphones are way better at a similar price.

    • @obamium3576
      @obamium3576 3 года назад

      @@karthikeyansenthilvelan9558 dude the airpods have the same quality as the wired one you get from Apple I love how people try to act rich by showing off their airpods n shit when you can get a good one for dirt cheap

    • @quantrellbishop9263
      @quantrellbishop9263 Год назад +1

      Its not a non existant problem i cant tell you how many times the wire on my earbuds has gotten snagged on a drawer handle or something and ripped the cord out of my phone its fucking annoying

    • @AllOfTheHallows
      @AllOfTheHallows Год назад

      ​@@quantrellbishop9263When that happens to me I feel this deep primal rage lmao. Def one of my all time pet peeves.

  • @bradenng8871
    @bradenng8871 3 года назад +14

    1:17 this looks like a house I made in Minecraft when I was nine

  • @KarenMartinez-zd1xf
    @KarenMartinez-zd1xf 5 лет назад +80

    I’ve never been more ashamed of being a martinez lol

    • @somestupidbaboon2783
      @somestupidbaboon2783 4 года назад +11

      God, your name (im sure you're a nice person) is like a cesspool of cancer, stereotypically speaking.

    • @larsswig912
      @larsswig912 4 года назад +25

      I think you had to have been embarrassed about being a Karen a few times too

    • @coolcomputertutorials9545
      @coolcomputertutorials9545 4 года назад

      Hmu on snapchat bb

    • @twizzyyy3955
      @twizzyyy3955 4 года назад +5

      @@coolcomputertutorials9545 FUCKING SIMP

  • @Akotski-ys9rr
    @Akotski-ys9rr 4 года назад +12

    “Did he find those weights at Whole Foods or something?”
    Lmfao

  • @shanethrelfall416
    @shanethrelfall416 3 года назад +7

    I’m happy to be at that age where I just don’t get it

  • @legatus3213
    @legatus3213 5 лет назад +1218

    Day 166 of asking Charlie to put LEGO Star Wars the Complete Saga on the Moist Meter.

    • @ciaranc1058
      @ciaranc1058 5 лет назад +39

      Wow

    • @m.ostrowski2031
      @m.ostrowski2031 5 лет назад +25

      Legatus Hopefully you’ll get your wish

    • @grey997
      @grey997 5 лет назад +40

      Replace "put LEGO Star Wars the Complete Saga" with "cut his hair"

    • @SleepySheepish
      @SleepySheepish 5 лет назад +14

      Maybe day 365 and he finally will

    • @ciaranc1058
      @ciaranc1058 5 лет назад +78

      This has gone long enough that it's gone from mad respect to cringe to mad respect again

  • @rydemk4168
    @rydemk4168 5 лет назад +30

    Has Charlie returned from the cave? Has he shaved?

  • @SleepDaMouse-xd8dn
    @SleepDaMouse-xd8dn 4 года назад +49

    6:55 requiem of rectums

  • @smmusicplus96
    @smmusicplus96 4 года назад +12

    I like how dude's brother didn't want to get his girly hair wet when he poured the bucket of water on her.