another great line from a bad movie is birdemic. 2 guys are just chilling in a van, the girls arent in the scene, one guy goes: "Hey man whered becky go" "oh she had to take a shit" hahahahah fucking wild man
I literally had Gale tell me he was disappointed that I didn't tell him about me and Astarion's relationship and that he felt cheated on. Gale! Astarion and I have been together forever at this point. I have said no to you four times! He ended the convo by saying. "I guess I'll be careful who I trust next time. >:(" God dammit Gale!
Maybe don't flirt with people you don't want to romance. In my playthrough I got exactly 0 unwanted attention. Funny how Larian had to make Gale's romance more obvious for the socially inept.
I keep seeing stuff like this and yet none of the men give a single shit about me! Yet all the girls are all tryin to sit on my face. What am I doing that everyone else isn't??
The only part missing is how all the forced dialogue cutscenes happen BEFORE going to bed, so both characters are likely bruised and beaten for the cutscene as well. Everything else was pretty accurate.
@iusedtobeadventurerlikeyou1352 sometimes. It works off of approval rate, relationship flags, and relationship plot point triggers. So basically different cutscenes will happen at different times
@@agustingimenez7084healing potions won't solve blood splatter on your armor tho. For that you need to throw a bottle of water at yourself with a companion. Edit: they just added sponges to the game that also fix it
I do that all the time when someone drifts off with an "anyway" haha I follow up with "how is your sex life?". But the ppl I talk to get the reference haha. The nice thing is, my friends usually actually answer so then I actually find out if they are dating and whatnot.
@@freakymoejoe2 I AM a bit confused about why everyone keeps calling him a skeleton, he's plenty fleshy, it's just mummified. Also, nobody uses the word lich, maybe liches being a thing isn't common knowledge outside of higher-level adventuring circles, in-universe? But like, undead robed guy with ostentatious gold head-and-neck cage, who you get the distinct sense is terrifyingly powerful? Lich.
@@MeidoInHebun When you hit level 12, unlocked the mirror of loss and decide you want to respec everyone into a level 10 cleric for the STR 27 potion once. He asks those dumb questions on EVERY SINGLE CHARACTER.
Shadowheart on the first play through: you have NO RIGHT to know ANYTHING about me Shadowheart on the second play through when she’s not even in the party: My name is Walter Hartwell white…
shadowheart is like a cat. you don't come to her, she comes to you. usually at the worst possible times, too. bitch tried to have a hear to heart with me as people are being actively tortured behind us, and dwarves roasted outside in the goblin camp 😭
@@kittydaddy2023 Make her a Druid if you don't believe in respeccing them. Moon Druid. Now she can indeed become a cat. Well. I mean. Hypothetically speaking.
**CRITICAL SUCCESS** "oh hi mark!" *the guards turn away, perhaps assuming you're simply engaged in idle chatter; perhaps because they have better things to do. you are safe, for now. but something tells you they won't be so lenient next time.*
i have a steady 95 fps and my PC is kind of getting old. Running 2070 rtx SA. Apparently it would seem that the 3000 series and the 4000 series are having issues the 2000 series don't have. As i keep hearing about them having low frames in games where my 2070 is having no issues with ultra settings. Or maybe your PC's are build with bottleneck ?
Iunno what you're doing, I have a GTX 1660 and 16GB of RAM stuffed into a laptop that begs me for death every time I launch BG3 and the game mostly runs very smooth on ultra graphics setting.
I can’t say if I tell you my family will be in danger. “Pretty Please?” [Persuasion] Well since you asked so nicely. You see the whole operation is run by Tony Lazudo.
I often wonder what my brothers would do without my Bardic Inspiration to bail them out of difficult conversations, such as these... The plight of a Bard is a thankless one... I mean, apart from those times people literally throw gold at my feet to thank me for my music. My Rogue brother seems none too fond of that attention. My Barbarian brother doesn't mind, but he often throws me great distances, for seemingly no reason. He claims he's just helping me across a gap, or up onto a high platform. Oddly, there's typically a bridge or ladder just next to me, though. Sometimes I can hardly hear my music over the sound of my brothers being slashed, stabbed, and shot. In those cases, I play my flute - or even whistle - to be sure they can hear me loud and clear. They just love it. When hurling insults at goblins, ogres, and whatnot from a distant, safe place doesn't cut it, I've got Scratch to help. If my brothers are felled, I can send the dog to pick them back up, so I never need to stop playing my songs! On occasion, I even forget to play _"Of Divinity and Sin"_ at the end of every turn, in every battle. Can you imagine? Ha, ha, haaa! How ridiculous! Oh... A Bard's life is a stressful one -- and the work is never done. Who would do it, if not me?
The wither literally made a remark about my character's love life. i might have underestimated the approval i need to date shadowheart. 33 hours in and still single
@@user-yg1dg6xm2g Yeah I did ! I saved money to get it and it was worth it :) But yeah it requieres time and it's a long game so I get what you mean, If you ever come back to video games one day, don't hesistate you won't be disapointed, anyway I hope your time is full with things you love and wish you the best :)
Honestly it do be like that. One thing I really hate and wish they added was more unique dialogue. After we are offered to help someone who might be good, might be bad… let us talk about it and give me more insight into the character personality. Obviously there only so much you can do, but if we go out and just search some ruins… let’s talk about how the day went, how they feel. Also stop saying your tired… you woke up like 3 hours ago and you’re already pulling the “I don’t know how much longer I can go”
This made me realize, Tommy Wiseau does resemble Lae'zel physically. The last line made me realize how much they are alike in their overt fixation on pleasures of the flesh.
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No guidance? Mustve been Shadowheart.
"what is that artifact?"
"I cannot tell you, its confidential"
Of course it was Shadowheart, who else would be both telling and not telling you what's going on? :D
@@yaman9463 👏👏👏👏👏
@@yaman9463 And after all that secrecy it turns out she knew absolutely nothing about the artefact herself
actually you can/could use Shadowheart's guidance against her.
Withers when I date someone: How is your sex life?
Withers when I am not dating anyone: Where is your sex life?
You: do you want to know?
Withers: No..
Withers when you date Bear-Halsim: *Why* is your sex life?
Lmao, my first and only playthrough and I got him asking me why I aint slept with anyone 💀
Mind your business grandpa
@@ac8911 what do you mean why? Have you seen that hunk of a bear? Still pissed we can't get bear on bear action when playing as a druid.
@@sunnyhill7919 wait WE CANT i wad excited to see if my druid char could turn into a bear for that guess not :/
I've seen this clip from the room multiple times, but the last line still hits like a truck every single time
that's the mark of an absolute masterclass in script writing
@@rayclay3249 O hi Mark
@@jnhln5796 the Mark glows, but you feel nothing in response
another great line from a bad movie is birdemic.
2 guys are just chilling in a van, the girls arent in the scene, one guy goes:
"Hey man whered becky go"
"oh she had to take a shit"
hahahahah fucking wild man
The bad ADR is the cherry on top
The last line is Gale forcibly trying to start a romance with me when I've already rejected him multiple times previously
I literally had Gale tell me he was disappointed that I didn't tell him about me and Astarion's relationship and that he felt cheated on. Gale! Astarion and I have been together forever at this point. I have said no to you four times! He ended the convo by saying. "I guess I'll be careful who I trust next time. >:(" God dammit Gale!
@@StudlyFudd13you gave him trust issues lol
Gale is the worst companion by far, absolute nonce.
Maybe don't flirt with people you don't want to romance. In my playthrough I got exactly 0 unwanted attention. Funny how Larian had to make Gale's romance more obvious for the socially inept.
I keep seeing stuff like this and yet none of the men give a single shit about me! Yet all the girls are all tryin to sit on my face. What am I doing that everyone else isn't??
That last line was unexpected LMAO😂 but so true
I think you will have a great time checking the room memes 😂
If you haven't watched The Room or and Tommy Wiseau's movies, please give it a shot
@@cabbage_cat I guess I will
@@bungouyevsky So how is your Sex Life?
WATCH IT. Absolute masterpiece.
I'm fucking crying this is painfully spot on
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GALE NO I DONT WANT TO SEE YOUR GOD DAMN MAGIC
@@EEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE SPORTS
ITS IN THE *E*
It's bullshit, I did not hit her, it's bullshit, I did not hit her, I did NAHHHT.
PERCEPTION: SUCCESSFUL
Oh hai Mark.
Charisma: Failed
How's your sex life?
The only part missing is how all the forced dialogue cutscenes happen BEFORE going to bed, so both characters are likely bruised and beaten for the cutscene as well. Everything else was pretty accurate.
LMFAO
I had to heal my character for Gale's *scene* because she looked horrible with all those breuises and blood on her
me wasting 2 health potions to get myself to half health before ending the day in case i get a romance cutscene bc i want to look my best
@@carlean1016im not thag far into the game. Do romance scenes just happen once you have a relashionship?
@iusedtobeadventurerlikeyou1352 sometimes. It works off of approval rate, relationship flags, and relationship plot point triggers. So basically different cutscenes will happen at different times
@@agustingimenez7084healing potions won't solve blood splatter on your armor tho. For that you need to throw a bottle of water at yourself with a companion.
Edit: they just added sponges to the game that also fix it
When you forget to cast Speak with Animals and you come across a chicken:
*chip chip chip chip chip chip chip chiiiiiippppp*
Oh hai doggy!!!
Great comment
Awesome
"Anyway how is your sex life" is such a baller question. I'm gonna use it after someone asks me an uncomfortable question.
Uno reverse card?
@@feyefall4855 Good thinking!
I do that all the time when someone drifts off with an "anyway" haha I follow up with "how is your sex life?". But the ppl I talk to get the reference haha.
The nice thing is, my friends usually actually answer so then I actually find out if they are dating and whatnot.
children shouldn't talk about it tho ngl maybe wait 18 years
@@jordanolson11 wait 18 years? Did you just assume a newborn wrote this comment? what are you talking about?
The frame rate drop on the dice is too real!
framerate has it's own D60 roll.
I figured the frame-rate drop was just because I have a seven year old laptop, glad to know that’s not the case, haha!
@@whatshisface04 not at all, brother. It is especially frustrating because Divinity Original Sin 2 worked so flawlessly on the same system.
@@Foreign_consultant Maybe they’re keeping it for dramatic effect. ;)
@@whatshisface04 haha in that case they indeed brought some drama into my life
I neglected romancing for so long the Undead guy in my camp finally told me to go bone someone...
You need to acquire the bosom companion.
Withers is a good wingman
And he probably knows a thing or two about boning
More like bondage ;O@@freakymoejoe2
@@freakymoejoe2 I AM a bit confused about why everyone keeps calling him a skeleton, he's plenty fleshy, it's just mummified. Also, nobody uses the word lich, maybe liches being a thing isn't common knowledge outside of higher-level adventuring circles, in-universe? But like, undead robed guy with ostentatious gold head-and-neck cage, who you get the distinct sense is terrifyingly powerful? Lich.
@@thomasjoychild4962 he isn't a lich. I won't tell you who he is because you'll probably work it out at some point.
Don't forget the "Astarion Disapproves" in the corner
- Anyway, how’s your sex life?
- •morphs into a bear•
It is… large…
GOD IT'S SO FUNNY I CHOKED ON TEA
@@nathantudor5763
1. Large is the word that I'm looking for.
@@margarethmichelina5146 🤣🤣 well played
A normal conversation with Withers
OH MY GOD RIGHT. doesn't have a nose, still the *nosiest* damn skeleton ever.
Lol, I had to tell him like three times in a row that no, I did not want to bang anyone in my party.
@@MeidoInHebun When you hit level 12, unlocked the mirror of loss and decide you want to respec everyone into a level 10 cleric for the STR 27 potion once. He asks those dumb questions on EVERY SINGLE CHARACTER.
Crazy they made a live action movie so fast. That actor that plays Shadowheart in this scene nailed it!
Larian: I hate how accurate this is.
69 likes too lmfaooo
@@HyouVizerNope
Also larian: anyway, how’s your sex life
The most accurate part here is the brutal insults included in the dialogue options for no reason.
Shadowheart on the first play through: you have NO RIGHT to know ANYTHING about me
Shadowheart on the second play through when she’s not even in the party: My name is Walter Hartwell white…
To be fair, she chose to run Trickery Cleric. Raw.
She's a very silly person.
shadowheart is like a cat. you don't come to her, she comes to you. usually at the worst possible times, too. bitch tried to have a hear to heart with me as people are being actively tortured behind us, and dwarves roasted outside in the goblin camp 😭
@@DumplingDoodle look she knows what she likes
@@aprinnyonbreak1290 I never change her class. I figure she must know something I don't. Because even if she did she wouldn't tell me.
@@kittydaddy2023
Make her a Druid if you don't believe in respeccing them.
Moon Druid.
Now she can indeed become a cat.
Well.
I mean.
Hypothetically speaking.
- I need you to stay at camp for a while.
- Everybody betray' me! I'm fed up with this world!
Huh, didn't know they already made a live action movie about Gale
I love how Gale's almost immediate response to getting him out of the hole is trying to get into yours.
@@D-SkotesI just launched coffee out of my nose and choked. Thanks. 😂
@@jenni5104at least it launched _out_ of that hole..
@@D-Skotes💀
@@D-Skoteshe wants you to pull a rabbit out of his hole next
Upon critical success: "It's The Absolute. That's the client."
Only thing missing is using up all your inspiration to reroll to only roll a 1, 5, 6 and a 1 again 😭
😑😑😑
What we don’t see is Tommy failing his CHR check too
Tommy: rolls nat 20 charisma
The DM: adds makeshift ADR "You're my favorite customer!"@@williamrobb5945
Damn, Greg has a -1 in charisma? Must have put all his points in strength
Everyone in that film might have -1 Charisma 🤷♂️
@@Wauly except for Lisa
@@Cheesefist She has to have at least +3 in strength considering how she keeps tearing Johnny apart
Thats why he knocked over Mike by merely tapping him on the shoulder
not even an ounce of exaggeration
I KNEW BG3 sounded familiar.... It's based on Tommy Wiseau.
When the guards confront you:
I did not hit her!
*rolls 1*
@@__-tp4tmI did not!
Roll 20*
@@__-tp4tm Help me! I don't know how to stop laughing)
**CRITICAL SUCCESS** "oh hi mark!" *the guards turn away, perhaps assuming you're simply engaged in idle chatter; perhaps because they have better things to do. you are safe, for now. but something tells you they won't be so lenient next time.*
I don’t understand, why are you showing us this gameplay footage ?
the most accurate part about this is how it accurately portrays that even the dice rolls in this game run at 5 FPS
what pc are you using ?? thats like the most smooth part of the game on my pc XD
Haha yeah, happens in my pc.
i have a steady 95 fps and my PC is kind of getting old. Running 2070 rtx SA. Apparently it would seem that the 3000 series and the 4000 series are having issues the 2000 series don't have. As i keep hearing about them having low frames in games where my 2070 is having no issues with ultra settings. Or maybe your PC's are build with bottleneck ?
Iunno what you're doing, I have a GTX 1660 and 16GB of RAM stuffed into a laptop that begs me for death every time I launch BG3 and the game mostly runs very smooth on ultra graphics setting.
@@debleb166Laptop is all u had to Say Taad
THE
ENDING OMFG I CANT
this is amazing lmfao
This movie always delivers on being the most unexpected, weirdest shit ever recorded.
This is a masterpiece and 100 % accurate
I can’t say if I tell you my family will be in danger.
“Pretty Please?” [Persuasion]
Well since you asked so nicely. You see the whole operation is run by Tony Lazudo.
Tony Lazudo!?!?
Must’ve been my imagination
They even got the laggy dice right. It’s perfect
let me guess. Intel ? xD nothing is laggy in the game for me :P
@@gargoyled_drake Intel is not slower than AMD. It depends which model you ahve
"Who the f*** starts a conversation like that?! I just sat down."
I need more videos like that right now
BG 3 and The Room? That's some high-tier humour)) Nicely done!
I often wonder what my brothers would do without my Bardic Inspiration to bail them out of difficult conversations, such as these...
The plight of a Bard is a thankless one... I mean, apart from those times people literally throw gold at my feet to thank me for my music.
My Rogue brother seems none too fond of that attention. My Barbarian brother doesn't mind, but he often throws me great distances, for seemingly no reason. He claims he's just helping me across a gap, or up onto a high platform. Oddly, there's typically a bridge or ladder just next to me, though.
Sometimes I can hardly hear my music over the sound of my brothers being slashed, stabbed, and shot. In those cases, I play my flute - or even whistle - to be sure they can hear me loud and clear. They just love it.
When hurling insults at goblins, ogres, and whatnot from a distant, safe place doesn't cut it, I've got Scratch to help. If my brothers are felled, I can send the dog to pick them back up, so I never need to stop playing my songs!
On occasion, I even forget to play _"Of Divinity and Sin"_ at the end of every turn, in every battle. Can you imagine? Ha, ha, haaa! How ridiculous!
Oh... A Bard's life is a stressful one -- and the work is never done. Who would do it, if not me?
"Of Divinity and Sin"
A nice reference
"Anyways, want some sex tonight?" - literally everyone at the camp
I now need more Baldurs Gate dialogue memes just like this
Fancy seeing you here. If you love well written stories also try Disco Elysium.
[deception] it's good.
One of the greatest movies of all time combined with one of the greatest games of all time 👌🏻
It helped encourage my Quarterback skills
what's the movie?
@@beezzinha The Room. This is a scene from The Room they edited for this BG3 meme video. It’s pretty infamous for being like “the best bad movie ever”
"Anyway"
That's... unexpectedly spot on LMFAO
Anyone else notice that 6 rolled went to a 5? That boi has a -1 modifier...
You forgot the other option of “[Illithid] Invade privacy”
Wiseau is like the only character with all his stats below 10
you've heard of min-maxing? He min-mins
Lol. Yep. That's actually pretty spot-on for the most part.
judging from the frame drop at the dice roll, this conversation probably took place in Rivington lmao
You added the act 3 lag too😂😂
the comedic timing of this is incredible
“Anyways, I got this new magic trick I wanna show you.”
I mean, the inappropriate question in the end is on point...
The wither literally made a remark about my character's love life. i might have underestimated the approval i need to date shadowheart. 33 hours in and still single
That's actually so well done.
Really impressive.
Persuasion: Failed (Critical)
The more I see clips about this game, the more I want to get it.
Did you ? 😃
@@Luna-jo1mc Thanks for the reply. No, my gaming days are behind me. I just don't have the time anymore. Did you get it?
@@user-yg1dg6xm2g Yeah I did ! I saved money to get it and it was worth it :) But yeah it requieres time and it's a long game so I get what you mean, If you ever come back to video games one day, don't hesistate you won't be disapointed, anyway I hope your time is full with things you love and wish you the best :)
@@Luna-jo1mc I'm glad the game was worth every penny. Enjoy and take care! Thanks for the reply.
This... is... BRILLIANT
Remember guys, quicksave first before dice rolls
Withers literally told me I have no bitches
"No, I can't. Anyway, how's your sex life?"
F8
"How was work today?"
😂😂
Aaaah yes, my next character...Dark Urge Tommy Wisaeu!
Now I need Tommy as a companion.
This is how most of my real-life conversations go. 🤷♂️
I love how it keep dragging the scene in loop during the answer options to simulate the characters awkwardly idle waiting for a response 😂🤣
This is so accurate, I'm dying 😂
Man got so unlucky that his 6 turned into a 5. At least the next question still activated anyways
The music really sells it.
The Room is my favorite RPG game
That last line captures exactly how it feels when you accidentally romance someone and they ask to sleep with you
So painfully accurate😂
“Anyways how’s your sex life?”
“What do you mean? We’re married…!”
Sounds like a conversation with Withers
NO
That last line is what it's like talking to Gale
the ROOM and BG3, guys i lov u
The "how is your sex life" line is crazy spot-on
This line surprises me everytime, love it
Very accurate frame rate for the roll animation to!
The dice: 6 -> 5 .
One of us!
Honestly it do be like that.
One thing I really hate and wish they added was more unique dialogue. After we are offered to help someone who might be good, might be bad… let us talk about it and give me more insight into the character personality.
Obviously there only so much you can do, but if we go out and just search some ruins… let’s talk about how the day went, how they feel.
Also stop saying your tired… you woke up like 3 hours ago and you’re already pulling the “I don’t know how much longer I can go”
Adventuring is tiring work, i suppose
My Tav when we've just woken up: "How much further can I go?" Me: WE HAVEN'T EVEN NEEDED A SHORT REST YET, BRUMAL.
Oh my god, I need more of this 😂
... asked Shadowheart, when recalled last night.
This made me realize, Tommy Wiseau does resemble Lae'zel physically. The last line made me realize how much they are alike in their overt fixation on pleasures of the flesh.
The laggy roll hits my heart lmaoo
Oh my god this was so good. Please do more of these.
This is so accurate and so hilarious it hurts
Greg/Mark didn't even notice the passive Insight check to reveal that Tommy/Johnny 'isn't what he appears to be' (just like the Ox)
This is too good 😂
I never knew I needed this so much.
HAHHAHA bro we need more of these
"I got these tadpoles."
Nobody:
WIther's in Act 2/3: 0:29
I SEE THOU WALKEST ALIONE
Down by the river....
It's couldn't care less, COULDN'T! I on the other hand, could care less
Average conversation with withers
This is my new comfort video 😂
Early shadowheart dialogues are literally like this one.
Shadowheart dissaproves
Withers to Tommy: “And that is why thou art alone.”