"Sigma Males" are the New Big Thing

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  • Опубликовано: 12 сен 2024
  • There are Alpha Males, Beta Males, and now... Sigma Males.
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  • @phing0192
    @phing0192 3 года назад +5433

    for people who "don't need women", they sure do talk about women a lot.

    • @nelle1899
      @nelle1899 3 года назад +181

      t h i s

    • @seanceknowles2911
      @seanceknowles2911 3 года назад +224

      You summed the whole deal about these weirdos

    • @Rayne1bow
      @Rayne1bow 3 года назад +41

      THANK YOU

    • @MPX209
      @MPX209 3 года назад +45

      Sigma Males = Extreme Feminists 😂

    • @corinneadair2119
      @corinneadair2119 2 года назад +5

      @
      forest rin
      sweet home Alabama

  • @addiefrazier9815
    @addiefrazier9815 3 года назад +5118

    "the less clothes she wears, the less intelligent she is."
    my man sounding like the american school system

    • @dlalalabu5956
      @dlalalabu5956 3 года назад +291

      Ugh yes and its funny how mysognistic people assumes men are superrior to women but at the second i tried to wear shorts somehow that superrior boys are getting 'distracted'?
      And also did you noticed how they know and accept boys sexual desire awakening while not thinking about girls or making up stupid shoulder or muscle flexing rules for boys?

    • @qt17
      @qt17 3 года назад +77

      Stop-💀

    • @MissMoontree
      @MissMoontree 3 года назад +136

      You are dumb while under the shower and smart while going outside in a snowstorm

    • @notapplicable6985
      @notapplicable6985 3 года назад +16

      @@MissMoontree Like the rock trolls from discworld.

    • @Rayne1bow
      @Rayne1bow 3 года назад +8

      😭😭😭

  • @the_worm
    @the_worm 3 года назад +7866

    As a 6’1 female I’ve just decided that I’m never going to be insecure again purely out of spite

    • @the_worm
      @the_worm 3 года назад +962

      Poll in the comments should I shave my head bald and dress super revealing to become the freak of this guys nightmares

    • @zahraakadhem9913
      @zahraakadhem9913 3 года назад +685

      Tall bald woman in revealing clothes is the woman of my dreams

    • @zahraakadhem9913
      @zahraakadhem9913 3 года назад +347

      @Userman a titan?!💀 shit you're right

    • @the_worm
      @the_worm 3 года назад +319

      @@zahraakadhem9913 you ask and i deliver. onlyfans coming soon

    • @ubs16
      @ubs16 3 года назад +8

      Hahah nice

  • @superchubbles
    @superchubbles 3 года назад +6447

    This sigma shit is the male equivalent of "I'm not like other girls" and it's just as exhausting.

    • @AammaK
      @AammaK 3 года назад +164

      oh shit that's true

    • @Yourgurtisgood
      @Yourgurtisgood 3 года назад +168

      So fucking funny and so fucking true

    • @yasminm.dovale6432
      @yasminm.dovale6432 3 года назад +84

      the both kinda of funny, kinda of sad

    • @Oujouj426
      @Oujouj426 3 года назад +99

      With a splash of zodiac signs.

    • @jazzysadler
      @jazzysadler 3 года назад +120

      It's the Pick Me of dudes

  • @courtreezy
    @courtreezy 3 года назад +9488

    this man said many things ... while saying nothing at all. loved this video lmaooo

  • @elderberrypie1499
    @elderberrypie1499 3 года назад +1033

    this guy DEFINITELY had a bad experience with a black, short-haired/bald, tall girl who liked to empower herself through fashion.

  • @lasagna312
    @lasagna312 3 года назад +8042

    He's right about the clothes and intelligence. Every time I put on a crop top, my engineering degree catches on fire

    • @ManCatCheese
      @ManCatCheese 3 года назад +377

      Every time I put on a crop top people just yell “dude what the fuck are you wearing?”

    • @decoraqueena6413
      @decoraqueena6413 3 года назад +547

      Really? I go out completely covered and now I'm working on the first manned spaceship to Mars.

    • @rivercat26
      @rivercat26 3 года назад +164

      Me who forgot to put socks on this morning before exercising: Y'know maybe he has a point /j

    • @GreenGoblinCoryintheHouse
      @GreenGoblinCoryintheHouse 3 года назад +104

      I hate it when that happens

    • @TQM
      @TQM 3 года назад +216

      I also forgot that we have seasonal/regional intelligence too - my IQ drops 50 points whenever summer hits, or when I go to vacation in a warm climate. Life is so hard

  • @bmiller7419
    @bmiller7419 3 года назад +2473

    Women aren’t a math equation. Just treat her like a person. Also... anyone who identifies themselves as either a sigma male or an alpha male are NOT that

    • @sheevinopalpatino4782
      @sheevinopalpatino4782 3 года назад +154

      They also aren't that because it doesn't exist in humanity or in wolf packs.

    • @vanillabatbones
      @vanillabatbones 3 года назад +19

      gotta get in on that sigma grindset 😈💯

    • @ujjalshill6442
      @ujjalshill6442 3 года назад +4

      @@sheevinopalpatino4782 it exists sigma males are psychopath narcissist sociopath I am a narcissist so I know

    • @sheevinopalpatino4782
      @sheevinopalpatino4782 3 года назад +17

      @@ujjalshill6442 No

    • @ujjalshill6442
      @ujjalshill6442 3 года назад

      @@sheevinopalpatino4782 I use the term sigma male to define people like that so yes it's true for me

  • @savannahmorgan772
    @savannahmorgan772 3 года назад +538

    “Alpha”
    “Omega”
    “Delta”
    “Sigma”
    “All of these males lived in harmony... until the sigma nation attacked”

    • @amarisako3918
      @amarisako3918 2 года назад +14

      LMAO

    • @redballoon9007
      @redballoon9007 2 года назад +9

      The sigma nation attacked themselves…..seems on brand-

    • @marvinxulu7816
      @marvinxulu7816 2 года назад

      @Angelise Ikaruga Misurugi nice one lol

  • @elinakciukas4863
    @elinakciukas4863 3 года назад +3863

    If he really thinks that the amount of clothes somebody wears depends on their intelligence, he'll be really surprised when he finds out about weather

    • @anna_banana414
      @anna_banana414 3 года назад +320

      to be fair, in the summer, i am a dumbass

    • @bluevillsplash
      @bluevillsplash 3 года назад +165

      @@anna_banana414 I guess I'm a genius since I'm anemic

    • @quinnlove5777
      @quinnlove5777 3 года назад +89

      IKR this man will think I’m a slut, but it’s just summertime in Arizona

    • @absolutetrash8118
      @absolutetrash8118 3 года назад +87

      @@quinnlove5777 to be fair, that heat do be making me dumb as hell lmao
      mentally functioning in 120° weather is impossible

    • @Me-do5tm
      @Me-do5tm 3 года назад +44

      No wonder school starts in fall!

  • @blue-dabad33
    @blue-dabad33 3 года назад +2439

    as a black woman, I am equally confused as to what a black woman acts like. All I know is I gotta start wearing four pairs of pants any time I step out of the house

    • @taylorstep1413
      @taylorstep1413 3 года назад +397

      These black men on here have a lot of self hate, and drag us (black women) every chance they get.

    • @phil6748
      @phil6748 3 года назад +246

      @@taylorstep1413 like leave us the hell out of it.

    • @SailorNeptune938
      @SailorNeptune938 3 года назад +23

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @peachy_lili
      @peachy_lili 3 года назад +65

      you don't wear four pairs of pants for ANY MAN

    • @negroniusnegronius8254
      @negroniusnegronius8254 3 года назад +6

      you're amazing.

  • @mijunablue3224
    @mijunablue3224 3 года назад +2246

    they’re not talking about the important parts of the omegaverse which is that the omega males can actually get impregnated by alpha males smh 😑🙄

    • @pranavr0y
      @pranavr0y 3 года назад +326

      💪omega males are femboys and an alpha male likes omega males 💪💪😎wtf am i sayinh

    • @stella7530
      @stella7530 3 года назад +165

      i was waiting for this comment plsssss 😭😭😭😂😂

    • @blueblanketlens
      @blueblanketlens 3 года назад +20

      Yeeeah!!!!!

    • @mastermarkus5307
      @mastermarkus5307 3 года назад +241

      I want someone to make a video that at first _appears_ to be about this pick-up-artist type shit, but ends up actually being about A/B/O dynamics like that.

    • @qt17
      @qt17 3 года назад +1

      Yuhhhhh

  • @ciaramontemayor
    @ciaramontemayor 3 года назад +3051

    Is she scantily clad or covered up? bro this mans gonna freak when he finds out I got multiple outfits

    • @ciaramontemayor
      @ciaramontemayor 3 года назад +432

      He used all those words just to say “the only women I’ve had long term relationships with have been cartoon characters”

    • @rooknovakova8369
      @rooknovakova8369 3 года назад +456

      Turns out I'm smart in the winter and stupid in the summer

    • @faithdegroot7876
      @faithdegroot7876 3 года назад +174

      @@rooknovakova8369 maybe that's the real reason school is normally in the winter 🧐

    • @ArturGlass.C
      @ArturGlass.C 3 года назад +48

      What even is weather ?!

    • @_Kuma_
      @_Kuma_ 3 года назад +34

      Fr though. My style constantly changes depending on my mood.

  • @melsidian
    @melsidian 3 года назад +714

    My educated guess is that he got 'baited' and rejected one time by a tall black woman with medium length hair who was 'not wearing a lot of clothes'.

    • @dancinglikeafairy
      @dancinglikeafairy 3 года назад +7

      🤣

    • @user-mk9hv8sl5p
      @user-mk9hv8sl5p 3 года назад +40

      @@dancinglikeafairy and that black woman would be me 💀

    • @eggs4429
      @eggs4429 3 года назад +58

      you wanna bet the reason he got 'baited' was because she was "not wearing a lot of clothes" and was "asking for it"?? absolute clown🤡🤡

  • @abroom3908
    @abroom3908 3 года назад +1197

    "Tall women are insecure"
    You mean short men are insecure so targeting tall women.

    • @Yer4you
      @Yer4you 2 года назад +70

      @₿ΣΛƬƧ all they stated was facts. If short men weren’t insecure then why do they keep trying to knock down tall women .

    • @American_Simian
      @American_Simian 2 года назад +27

      @@Yer4you I'm 5'2 and I fucking love tall women. Don't generalize all of us

    • @sophiathefurbst
      @sophiathefurbst 2 года назад +12

      @@American_Simian they didn’t say “all”
      edit: actually that’s like the first word of their comment but they didn’t say “all” in reference to men and that’s what I meant-

    • @ismimalak
      @ismimalak 2 года назад +6

      THIS!!!

  • @nickisnotgreen
    @nickisnotgreen  3 года назад +4541

    sigma balls

    • @readstreams
      @readstreams 3 года назад +93

      damn you gotta do me like that?

    • @shivaree3980
      @shivaree3980 3 года назад +49

      @@readstreams he had to do it to ya

    • @ramblenote
      @ramblenote 3 года назад +14

      wowie

    • @incog.nyto.
      @incog.nyto. 3 года назад +20

      goddamn you beat me to it

    • @litfambambam
      @litfambambam 3 года назад +6

      i swear i had already commented this

  • @anna_banana414
    @anna_banana414 3 года назад +4799

    hey hey hey, as a woman who happens to like men, if you refer to yourself as an “alpha”, “omega”, “beta”, “sigma”, or ANY OTHER Greek alphabetical characters and refer to yourself as a wolf or lion or any other animal, you are no longer in the area of my attraction, thank you

    • @anna_banana414
      @anna_banana414 3 года назад +212

      @Maff babes you’ve got a photo of an anthropomorphic wolf as your profile picture. no one needs your commentary.

    • @maddiemainer
      @maddiemainer 3 года назад +86

      @Maff babe let’s stop with the projection

    • @calicocreme4639
      @calicocreme4639 3 года назад +55

      @Maff Yikes, looks like no one agrees with you lmao

    • @jzmc7562
      @jzmc7562 3 года назад +31

      What did maff say?

    • @calicocreme4639
      @calicocreme4639 3 года назад +161

      @@jzmc7562 something about how omegaverse boys like himself didn't want to be in her area anyway

  • @OneHappyOnion
    @OneHappyOnion 3 года назад +273

    This is such a complicated way of saying: "I am a misogynist who thinks woman have less value based on their clothing and style choices, oh also their height."
    What a muppet

    • @dazedneptune
      @dazedneptune 2 года назад +22

      Kermit would never 🐸☕️

    • @suppotato1235
      @suppotato1235 Год назад +2

      That is an insult to Muppets.

    • @pamelqtaylor8335
      @pamelqtaylor8335 Год назад +1

      I’ll simplify it further sigma male=I get no hoes!😂
      /s

  • @miloriku
    @miloriku 3 года назад +9333

    These guys rly looked at the Greek alphabet and said: AWOOGA

    • @Bubdiddly
      @Bubdiddly 3 года назад +255

      Why is this so funny

    • @ratedpending
      @ratedpending 3 года назад +348

      That's because they're all frat boys

    • @toniblanche683
      @toniblanche683 3 года назад +111

      Lol and why sigma isn't it like the 14th or 18th letter?

    • @keziahherman6380
      @keziahherman6380 3 года назад +224

      Yo and “Zelta” isn’t a fricken greek letter lmao

    • @itsmeseanie5763
      @itsmeseanie5763 3 года назад +133

      @@keziahherman6380 THANK YOU, I was about to comment that. I'll admit I forgot some of my Greek alphabet but the second I heard that I actually asked out loud, "Did this fool mean 'zeta?'" 😂

  • @mead0ws0vergrown
    @mead0ws0vergrown 3 года назад +3977

    “if she’s short with short hair she’s mainly gonna be dating women” my gay ass being tall with long hair
    👁👄👁

    • @RLTea
      @RLTea 3 года назад +258

      Oh shit, by that definition, I've not been dating right my whole life

    • @jamikapalmer7774
      @jamikapalmer7774 3 года назад +34

      Saaaaame sis saaaame

    • @lilyfae7197
      @lilyfae7197 3 года назад +66

      My aro self with medium hair (By my standards at least. I’m not really sure what length he constitutes as medium)

    • @brokenland5154
      @brokenland5154 3 года назад +22

      Bitch same

    • @emmac8753
      @emmac8753 3 года назад +37

      Where can I send in my application 🥺

  • @ozmarichardson6524
    @ozmarichardson6524 3 года назад +570

    We associate the "lone wolf" as strong and independent... in reality when a wolf is abandoned by its pack it is because they are sick weak or uncooperative. Lone wolves do not survive long on their own.

    • @gaiusjuliuspleaser
      @gaiusjuliuspleaser 2 года назад +71

      Not to mention that whole "alpha-beta male" bullshit idea is based on a study of wolves living in captitivity and no such behavior exists in packs in the wild. Even the author of the study has been trying to dispel this nonsense since the study came out.

    • @gogomarioloshi
      @gogomarioloshi 2 года назад +28

      People mention animals without even knowing about them. A lone wolf in the wild is one of the worst things to be. Lions and Tigers are just different animals and are in different areas on top of just being different. Some tigers live in areas with bears. They need the size they have and live in areas where being alone would be effective. I can go into a whole rant, but I'll stop.

    • @ussinussinongawd516
      @ussinussinongawd516 2 года назад +5

      @@gogomarioloshi Tigers and lions only coexist in India I think but still in different habitats.

    • @teateakira5971
      @teateakira5971 2 года назад +13

      @@gaiusjuliuspleaser to be honest it just reminds me of wattpad fanfictions written by 12 year olds

    • @xtinkerbellax3
      @xtinkerbellax3 2 года назад +15

      It's funny when a man is described as a lone wolf I just hear serial killer/mass murderer. Like it usually indicates anti social personality disorder to me.

  • @freddypr5758
    @freddypr5758 3 года назад +13627

    I learned so much about the difference between lions and tigers and also misogyny

    • @nickisnotgreen
      @nickisnotgreen  3 года назад +1904

      aint that what it's all about

    • @Artist_Dakota
      @Artist_Dakota 3 года назад +90

      nickisnotgreen definitely

    • @robbesworkshop
      @robbesworkshop 3 года назад +440

      My favorite animal, misogyny

    • @Cakefart420
      @Cakefart420 3 года назад +275

      Lions, tigers, and misogyny. Oh my!

    • @toniblanche683
      @toniblanche683 3 года назад +87

      And how they're lone wolfs.... But also tigers. He had me on his side if he woulda stuck to the wolf theory like ah okay not a cat family animal but a dog family animal.... Lol

  • @Adrians1999
    @Adrians1999 3 года назад +4570

    I find it funny that he’s referring to lions and tigers. Tigers are independent, so a female tiger will only need a male for mating, and then leave. And female lions pretty much run a Pride (the way that the Lion King represents a Pride structure is horribly wrong), and there is no alpha, beta, sigma, or omega status in a Pride anyway. Even the typical way that we think how a wolf pack is structured is flawed. The alpha male and female of a wolf pack are simply the parents of all the other pack members. Comparing dating to animals is weird in general anyway

    • @burningtrash6330
      @burningtrash6330 3 года назад +304

      GOD. I am so happy somebody said it.

    • @tenshi7784
      @tenshi7784 3 года назад +88

      I was gonna say it if no one else did.

    • @wendys9500
      @wendys9500 3 года назад +428

      Thank you!! I keep saying that the “alpha wolf” myth was disproved by the same exact guy who came up with it. But pickup artists love pretending they’re big bad wolves I guess 🥴🥴

    • @eleonoraraaijmakers9315
      @eleonoraraaijmakers9315 3 года назад +45

      Exactly it’s so stupid 😂😂😂

    • @giggles4895
      @giggles4895 3 года назад +140

      YES! When I first started hearing people refer to themselves as Alpha’s n Beta’s n stuff I was so confused because like... it doesn’t at all mean what they think it does 😭

  • @sunnylittrell9442
    @sunnylittrell9442 3 года назад +266

    It’s funny to me how in the beginning he’s talking about lions being so cool and them conquering the lionesses when all male lions do is sleep and eat while the lionesses are out hunting and stuff

    • @seanceknowles2911
      @seanceknowles2911 3 года назад +30

      Bro, like none of it makes sense. From the alpha/sigma/ beta/ omega males, the red pill/ blue pulled dudes or even about what is masculine or feminine, and of course they always bring up animal behavior. In most the female is the hunter and the males either are there to purely breed to to guard toe group. I mean even females penguins do more than what this loser assumes females are supposed to do. He knows nothing animal roles. So funny that these type of dude always use nonfiction movies to explain what they are or how they should be as if it’s all real and true. The Matrix is a transgender allegory (as the director who is trans woman by the way) explained it. They will deny, deny, deny though🙄
      These dudes are the “Astrology girl” of dudes, so stupid.

    • @Edible_Kittens
      @Edible_Kittens 2 года назад +15

      @@seanceknowles2911 “these dudes are the “astrology girls” of dudes” hOLY SHIT. I’ve never heard anything truer.

  • @dooby5833
    @dooby5833 3 года назад +3692

    “first thing you gotta do is spot her ethnic group” WHATDIDHESAYYYYYY

    • @abbyemrich4572
      @abbyemrich4572 3 года назад +277

      I heard this comment so clearly in my mind 😭

    • @chippudoodles5590
      @chippudoodles5590 3 года назад +88

      I just wanna say I love your cinnamoroll profile picture-

    • @megczaban6814
      @megczaban6814 3 года назад +66

      i can hear this comment omg

    • @wendys9500
      @wendys9500 3 года назад +120

      SAME, I was not ready for that to be his first tip, like sir you can stop there

    • @capitalwenisberry2052
      @capitalwenisberry2052 3 года назад +263

      "first thing you gotta do is be racist"

  • @jmecular56467
    @jmecular56467 3 года назад +2461

    "The less clothes she wears, the less intelligent she is"
    Women during a hot summer: 👁️👄👁️

    • @sorryifoldcomment8596
      @sorryifoldcomment8596 3 года назад +272

      Meanwhile, the guys are only wearing shorts, no shirt. Because it's hot as hell!

    • @caramella2103
      @caramella2103 3 года назад +381

      Women in the shower: 👁️👄👁️💅

    • @jadeoreo
      @jadeoreo 3 года назад +220

      every time I put on a coat my iq goes +10 and when I take it off it goes -10

    • @TeaTea777
      @TeaTea777 3 года назад +124

      women in alaska and nordic countries 💅

    • @Mello_Loves_Mujin
      @Mello_Loves_Mujin 3 года назад +46

      I mean, I wear lots of clothes in summer.. But that’s just because I’m seriously insecure.. I’m still dumb like a brick..

  • @scintillantflea4698
    @scintillantflea4698 3 года назад +628

    Fun fact: in a lion pack the females do all the hunting while the males have petty and unproductive squabbles about mating rights . Says it all don't you think?

    • @seanceknowles2911
      @seanceknowles2911 3 года назад +79

      Also spends most of their time sleeping🙄

    • @elvingearmasterirma7241
      @elvingearmasterirma7241 2 года назад +67

      Also you can scare away a male lion
      But if a lioness is after you... Eh pick a diety and start praying

    • @residentdaniel9255
      @residentdaniel9255 2 года назад +3

      Hahahaha, are u a lioness or a human, do u hunt? Do u roar or talk? Says everything about what?
      It's funny how lots of the comments here are just woman saying something "hurtful" or just their point of view, but they don't have any arguments on why are they right. It's just funny, life has just turn itself into a Gender war xd

    • @scintillantflea4698
      @scintillantflea4698 2 года назад +67

      @@residentdaniel9255 I am not a woman and I disapprove of misandry, my comment was purely a humorous response to the trend of sigma males constantly comparing themselves to lions with no consideration for the actuality of a lion pride's social system.

    • @marchagan732
      @marchagan732 2 года назад +1

      Except when its large prey like an elephant or hippo, they need a large male to take it down, but I get what you're saying.

  • @satine2342
    @satine2342 3 года назад +1652

    The fact that he said that a more conservatively dressed woman (specifically black woman) will be more intelligent and smart is a stupid thing to say, because y’all KNOW he’s intimidated by smart women.

    • @SM-yz4hi
      @SM-yz4hi 3 года назад +131

      “intelligent” = “believes my bullshit”

  • @melp5424
    @melp5424 3 года назад +2521

    Every morning when I take off my clothes to shower, I am at my most delusional. My IQ doubles in the winter months

    • @luvasaur
      @luvasaur 3 года назад +27

      😂

    • @Cmoreau27
      @Cmoreau27 3 года назад +15

      😂😂😂

    • @funmilayolawal3819
      @funmilayolawal3819 3 года назад +17

      lmaoooooooooo

    • @haketyu7891
      @haketyu7891 3 года назад +29

      GIRLLLLLL I AM ROLLING ON THE FLOOR AT 4 AM!
      This had me choking on air! 💀💀

    • @Becca_Lynn
      @Becca_Lynn 3 года назад +10

      This is such a witty comment lololol

  • @artificialascension
    @artificialascension 3 года назад +134

    That guy saying "Siberian tiger is probably the biggest tiger" showing that he actually knows nothing about animals. Siberian tiger IS the biggest tiger. Also he's completely wrong about the wolves. There are no alpha males.

    • @zap_sigma1
      @zap_sigma1 3 года назад +1

      And in your trying to throw shade at him, what are YOU doing to make YOUR life better?
      To be brutally honest, If you can't honestly & intelligently answer this question, you're full of 💩 & your words are worthless.

    • @mastermarkus5307
      @mastermarkus5307 3 года назад +21

      @@zap_sigma1
      Lol at that username. Of course YOU would say that.

    • @zap_sigma1
      @zap_sigma1 3 года назад

      @@mastermarkus5307 You know nothing about me.
      For all your worthless delusions of grandeur you happened to say absolutely nothing of value.
      But "of course you would say that".👎🏻😂

    • @seanceknowles2911
      @seanceknowles2911 3 года назад +14

      @@zap_sigma1 don’t worry about what others do. You clearly being in the comment section of a RUclips video aren’t doing much either.
      There is no actual scientific evidence of alpha males in wolves packs. They just represent the father of the group of offspring. Drama or wolves would then be alphas too because they do what the male does.
      Also there’s the red pil and blue pill bs originated from The Matrix ( whose director Lilly Wachowski) said it was a transgender allegory.
      And one other thing, the fact that these men use Greek letters to make up a whole personality, but judge chicks who use Zodiac signs is a bit hypocritical, no? I may not believe in them but whatever.
      All of this alpha/ sigma/ omega male shit is just a disguise to use misogyny, racism and to dehumanize and degrade women.

    • @zap_sigma1
      @zap_sigma1 3 года назад +1

      @@seanceknowles2911 what would you know about it? The social hierarchy within the animal kingdom & the human world are completely different.
      Secondly, there's no scientific evidence that you are entitled to a damn thing. Yet, you narcissistically delude yourself that men are on earth to decorate your life.
      And finally, you should heed your own advice gaslighter.
      Save your bullshit strawman arguments for someone else.
      You shouldn't worry about anything I say or do. Your worthless words don't mean 💩. I'm sure you delusionally entertained this ridiculous notion that you "spoke your damn mind" & "set me straight ", but in reality you only accomplished showing the world just how ignorant, childish, & uninformed your unenlightened mind is.
      Next time you decide you want to check somebody, make sure you're not talking out of your ass.
      I see straight through you.
      #Check Mate

  • @undyingscoundrel166
    @undyingscoundrel166 3 года назад +2522

    This guy is actually so deluded it's scary.

    • @meownover1973
      @meownover1973 3 года назад +197

      Most of these self help guys on RUclips encourage this delusional behavior honestly

    • @wendys9500
      @wendys9500 3 года назад +104

      Gotta love how pickup artists treat women like safe boxes to unlock to get some prize (aka sex and clout). Like, what human being finds this pickup artist behavior attractive?

    • @mariauq3932
      @mariauq3932 3 года назад +101

      @@wendys9500, the only people who find this behavior attractive, are the pickup artists themselves... I think they should date eachother.

    • @wendys9500
      @wendys9500 3 года назад +72

      @@mariauq3932 Exactly! I saw this one comment that was like, “I think straight men forget that they’re supposed to like women”

    • @lu_the_artist456
      @lu_the_artist456 3 года назад +2

      It’s probably the lack of Clothes.

  • @connormcdowell2
    @connormcdowell2 3 года назад +2736

    I really hate that I read this as “smegma males”

    • @nickisnotgreen
      @nickisnotgreen  3 года назад +700

      might as well call them that

    • @t-rae3358
      @t-rae3358 3 года назад +70

      So you still clicked on the vid😂😂

    • @connormcdowell2
      @connormcdowell2 3 года назад +87

      @@t-rae3358 hell yea 🤪🤤

    • @jauume
      @jauume 3 года назад +31

      Yummy cheese

    • @t-rae3358
      @t-rae3358 3 года назад +5

      @@connormcdowell2 Chris would be proud

  • @kitj3301
    @kitj3301 3 года назад +154

    why are these men obsessed with the idea of “alpha” or “sigma” it’s giving wattpad energy from my middle school years😂

    • @Edible_Kittens
      @Edible_Kittens 2 года назад +14

      Not the 14 year old ABO wattpad writers and 30 year old creepy men having this in common lol

  • @deliciouscinnamonbun722
    @deliciouscinnamonbun722 3 года назад +1763

    Him: "Tall women are always insecure!"
    Megan Thee Stallion: "???"

    • @stella7530
      @stella7530 3 года назад +273

      They projecting their insecurities so hard! They just can’t fathom dating a tall woman who is confident and now they scared.

    • @glamglam8347
      @glamglam8347 3 года назад +182

      naomi campbell: i-

    • @lavarball528
      @lavarball528 3 года назад +221

      I never understood why men hate tall women, aren’t tall women the super models??

    • @nokiablockia7589
      @nokiablockia7589 3 года назад +111

      @@lavarball528 they wanna feel more masculine same way some girls don’t like to date people shorter then them it’s entirely preference

    • @dlalalabu5956
      @dlalalabu5956 3 года назад +99

      @@lavarball528 its bc theyre too short for tall women lol

  • @IcExGuRl123
    @IcExGuRl123 3 года назад +1516

    Why do men STILL think that what we wear is to only please them?? We don’t dress hot for you, we dress hot for us!

    • @wl415
      @wl415 3 года назад +284

      It’s because these men do everything for women so they think we do the same for them.

    • @boop7405
      @boop7405 3 года назад +49

      @@wl415 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

    • @IcExGuRl123
      @IcExGuRl123 3 года назад +268

      @@eliasjohansson390 because I’m hot??? What kind of a dumb question is this?

    • @boop7405
      @boop7405 3 года назад +113

      @@IcExGuRl123 foreals couldnt have answered it better myself

    • @eliasjohansson390
      @eliasjohansson390 3 года назад +3

      @@IcExGuRl123 real deep analysis Einstein

  • @punkrckr6889
    @punkrckr6889 3 года назад +39

    “Any man who has to say ‘I am an alpha male’ is not an alpha male.”
    - Tywin Lannister

  • @owliviabelly
    @owliviabelly 3 года назад +1495

    These “Sigma males” are the same kind of people who would say they’re “super-straight.”

  • @temporal_lacunae
    @temporal_lacunae 3 года назад +1935

    I think it's super inclusive for them to create these frats for guys who never went to college.

    • @sorryifoldcomment8596
      @sorryifoldcomment8596 3 года назад +61

      Holy shit you're right 😆

    • @Flybabyfish
      @Flybabyfish 3 года назад +27

      😂

    • @joys8634
      @joys8634 3 года назад

      Manority of college students get useless degrees, minimun wage, and student debt. Only stem degrees matter

    • @rivercat26
      @rivercat26 3 года назад +58

      @@joys8634 majority*

    • @axemenace6637
      @axemenace6637 3 года назад +62

      @@joys8634 at least they teach you how to spell in college

  • @Shoob-k5u
    @Shoob-k5u 3 года назад +82

    6:25 what he failed to bring up is that the liger, a lion/tiger hybrid, is actually larger than them both. So to be the biggest jungle cat around you need gay dads that are an alpha male and a sigma male. Unfortunately you will also be infertile

  • @bonezenith7935
    @bonezenith7935 3 года назад +2277

    its so funny that the dude is comparing "sigma males" to lone wolves because like.. a lone wolf is a dead wolf. Wolves cannot survive reliably on their own. Imagine seeing a social animal that's been rejected by its peers and being like "yes. this is what i want to be."

    • @verybarebones
      @verybarebones 3 года назад +256

      Nah it's not what they want to be, it's what they currently are and they look for justifications instead of self improvement.

    • @70sleadgarfieldmug
      @70sleadgarfieldmug 3 года назад +131

      Right? like all of alpha males’ nature analogies make no sense and arent true to how animals actually act or are meant to be in nature. their way of thinking is completely black and white

    • @katevgrady
      @katevgrady 3 года назад +58

      What's funny is when I think of "lone wolf" I think of 06 Female from Yellowstone and how she killed it on her own until she took in two males who were actually the (mis)conception of beta males. Then they had some daughters who also ruled majestically and then she died and now I'm SAD god thanks misogynists

    • @spacetacos7574
      @spacetacos7574 3 года назад +83

      Alpha wolves don’t even exist
      It’s just whatever wolf is oldest always
      The eldest always no matter will be top dog
      Gender,capability,handicaps don’t matter
      Just age

    • @toastwell6488
      @toastwell6488 3 года назад +8

      @@katevgrady sounds like a cool wolf!

  • @Hippidippimahm
    @Hippidippimahm 3 года назад +2504

    This is why so many of us give up and turn to cats and/or parrots. It’s exhausting to be seen as porn categories instead of a person. I can 1000% guarantee he’s googling “long hair big booty lesbians” right this second.

    • @Holdontohappiness
      @Holdontohappiness 3 года назад +244

      “Medium-to-here feminist look” big booty lesbians.

    • @plantmama7442
      @plantmama7442 3 года назад +370

      Right ?? Like sir I’m a whole human being, not a sexual fantasy 😒

    • @maddiemainer
      @maddiemainer 3 года назад +285

      being fat up until this year was such a weird experience as a woman because men really did only either get disgusted by me and treat me less than human or fetishize me like i was the subject of a curvy porn video

    • @AT-vp8qw
      @AT-vp8qw 3 года назад +230

      Right. This guy told me he looked up my description on p*rnhub like it was a compliment. No one wants to be reduced to their base appearance and perceived as an object of s*xualization

    • @acciousername6776
      @acciousername6776 3 года назад +28

      @@AT-vp8qw omg same 😬

  • @mangosmooothie4826
    @mangosmooothie4826 3 года назад +76

    I’m worried for when this guy realises that women are humans too...I don’t think he’ll survive :0

  • @klutzyredhead
    @klutzyredhead 3 года назад +1467

    I absolutely lost it when you erased the board. He just showed why we needed to watch the video, before starting the video

  • @luxuscarnage4828
    @luxuscarnage4828 3 года назад +395

    He's talking about spotting women like people talk about snake markings.

  • @ryukisgod2834
    @ryukisgod2834 3 года назад +47

    “Bloods and Crips are beta males.” Now I don’t endorse gang violence… but if someone sent this to the Bloods and The Crips…

    • @aprilflowers5738
      @aprilflowers5738 2 года назад

      I would love to see him say these things to gang member’s faces. The next morning he’s an obituary

  • @wadenelson358
    @wadenelson358 3 года назад +720

    A woman can walk out of a barber shop with a different personality than she walked in with is what I gather from this

    • @mahsieirvdj
      @mahsieirvdj 3 года назад +73

      I guess your personality changes with time. Every month you want to get married 1/2 inch more.

    • @spiritualsnail1584
      @spiritualsnail1584 3 года назад +54

      And in winter, all the insecurities ✨disappear✨

    • @samrydhy
      @samrydhy 3 года назад +5

      @@mahsieirvdj BABSJSJSJSHX I AM WHEEZING

    • @elliel.5915
      @elliel.5915 3 года назад +13

      It's true, I got a medium bob cut about a year and a half ago. I walked into the hairdresser's a heterosexual stay-at-home mom and walked out a feminist lesbian girlboss.

    • @silentj624
      @silentj624 3 года назад

      A fresh hairstyle should hype EVERYONE up. Lol

  • @jordanjordan124
    @jordanjordan124 3 года назад +884

    I thinks it’s interesting how all these guys who try to show other guys how to get girls don’t have a girlfriend or wife or any girl

    • @blacklightredlight2945
      @blacklightredlight2945 3 года назад +29

      Yeah, ironically the betas he describes have the most chad energy and are most likely to have a girlfriend or wife. Because their definition is that they're successful and buy dinner I guess. The guys on tinder who's profile is "Let me buy you dinner." and gets their foot in the door picking who they want in the herd.
      Sigmas are the lone wolves that don't want commitment, so the guys on tinder that say "Here for a good time not a long time" and immediately get declined.

    • @Srtgg
      @Srtgg 3 года назад +87

      @@blacklightredlight2945 did.. did you just compare women to a herd? Ew.

    • @knitted_sweater_near_fireplace
      @knitted_sweater_near_fireplace 3 года назад +131

      @Ryan D How about we don't generalise people into some lame categories. I swear, guys who are into alfa/beta shit treat women like different species

    • @wendys9500
      @wendys9500 3 года назад +62

      @@knitted_sweater_near_fireplace Exactly! Pickup artists treat women like safe boxes to unlock to get some prize inside (aka sex and clout). Literally just have a normal conversation with the person you’re interested in and stop acting like it’s a game with hacks and cheat codes. I guarantee that nobody finds this manipulative behavior attractive.

    • @valm5531
      @valm5531 3 года назад +38

      @Ryan D I think the point Blacklight Redlight was making is that “alphas” are often self-described and thus insecure so they act like assholes and call it “confidence”, and they also call every dude they perceive as weaker/smaller “betas”. Whereas those “betas” tend to just be normal, decent, charismatic dudes who don’t treat the dating world like it’s the jungle and don’t treat women as conquest.

  • @hunterthompson8505
    @hunterthompson8505 3 года назад +48

    “Short girl, short hair are mainly gonna be dating women.”
    My fiancée, a short girl with short hair: 😮 “I’ve made a mistake”

  • @dearsol.
    @dearsol. 3 года назад +760

    why is he explaining the omegaverse fanfictions 😭

    • @shitakemewmew
      @shitakemewmew 3 года назад +105

      Nah, cuz im waiting for the mpreg stuff 💀💀

    • @alicecore8055
      @alicecore8055 2 года назад +6

      @@shitakemewmew yesss lmao

    • @ginandromeda1618
      @ginandromeda1618 2 года назад +20

      Y'all better expect the alpha gay male subculture when some of these dudes realize the amount of internalized homophobia they have

    • @inkchip7351
      @inkchip7351 2 года назад +3

      Inaccurate he didn't include pair bonding! I mean does he even read his literature

  • @curstinmichelle
    @curstinmichelle 3 года назад +626

    one surprising take-away I had from this video is that it is 100% okay to finally start my RUclips channel. If a sigma male can get online and say utter nonsense, I feel like the bar isn't as high as I'm imagining...

    • @TiffG100
      @TiffG100 3 года назад +34

      Do it sis!

    • @liete-sl2wg
      @liete-sl2wg 2 года назад +21

      Go for it girlie :D

    • @thilypad557
      @thilypad557 2 года назад +16

      Get that ad sense money boo

    • @yzma6142
      @yzma6142 2 года назад +7

      Get to the bag sis!

    • @curstinmichelle
      @curstinmichelle 2 года назад +16

      y'all are all so sweet in the replies. Thank you for your encouragement. 2022 is dedicated to getting comfortable on camera because of y'all. Let this be a sign to follow your passions and interests!

  • @gaiusjuliuspleaser
    @gaiusjuliuspleaser 2 года назад +63

    Chuds: "Haha the left and their 86 genders, what a joke."
    Also chuds: "I am now a sigma male."

  • @kollinbyrne7150
    @kollinbyrne7150 3 года назад +1189

    it's hilarious to me that these are probably the kinds of guys who would make the "lgtbqlmnop" kind of joke, meanwhile they're over there making their own community out of greek letters

    • @CJMGalaxy
      @CJMGalaxy 3 года назад +146

      They keep dropping new kinds of male but you'd better bet they don't think trans men are men

    • @bepisthescienceman4202
      @bepisthescienceman4202 2 года назад +72

      And complain if super straight isn't accepted by the lgbt

    • @h0zumi
      @h0zumi 2 года назад +5

      @@CJMGalaxy all these alpha bs making everyone lose their braincells

    • @domesticatedsun2456
      @domesticatedsun2456 2 года назад +43

      "red pilled" oh you mean that phrase from the movie written by trans women? and is an allegory for being trans? but you're transphobic? ok king

    • @jamesclarkson923
      @jamesclarkson923 2 года назад +7

      @@domesticatedsun2456 nah but like critically understanding a movie is like so hard though 😢

  • @sleepyash1502
    @sleepyash1502 3 года назад +1024

    All I could think about was Omegaverse...can’t believe they so obsessed with it lol

    • @DarkSilus
      @DarkSilus 3 года назад +175

      LMFAO same. When I heard omega male I was like 👀 do they know?

    • @Melly16yr10
      @Melly16yr10 3 года назад +4

      What thing? Never heard of it.

    • @booxiebmeowmeow
      @booxiebmeowmeow 3 года назад +62

      @@honkstheclown8631 i kinda like it but its not for everyone

    • @preternatural3231
      @preternatural3231 3 года назад +9

      😭😭✋ stoppppfnfnfjfhdjdjd

    • @Alex_Knight.
      @Alex_Knight. 3 года назад +34

      That's all I think of when I see these weird "alpha" and etc videos😂😂

  • @indiabartholomew579
    @indiabartholomew579 2 года назад +14

    I love watching Nick start by trying to play along with these channels before gradually descending into disbelieving exasperation

  • @bibsp3556
    @bibsp3556 3 года назад +262

    Imagine getting turned down so much that you can tell just by a look, exactly what excuse you're gonna make for it.

  • @yourestuckwithme1844
    @yourestuckwithme1844 3 года назад +759

    A lot of women dress up for themselves and not for men
    ✨Mind blowing, right?✨

  • @claireg9610
    @claireg9610 3 года назад +16

    Today I learned that I am:
    - VERY insecure
    - just looking for a rich man to marry
    So glad this man is here to tell me who I am!!!

  • @DanniWearsPrada
    @DanniWearsPrada 3 года назад +404

    I had a shaved head, and currently only have a couple inches of hair. I donated my hair and raised money for cancer. But I think I’m just insane like homeboy says

    • @DanniWearsPrada
      @DanniWearsPrada 3 года назад +60

      Come to think of it I am diagnosed with several mental illnesses so I think he has a point

    • @starguhl
      @starguhl 3 года назад +14

      big ups ❤️

  • @brandawgz
    @brandawgz 3 года назад +556

    The whiteboard gag has me dead

  • @TAddy-wq3hg
    @TAddy-wq3hg 3 года назад +16

    These guys would lose their shit on Archive of Our Own.

  • @carolinewalker7027
    @carolinewalker7027 3 года назад +337

    as a 5’10” girl with somewhat short hair i can confirm i am constantly terrified and have many, many problems.

    • @zainubsheikh8198
      @zainubsheikh8198 3 года назад +8

      This is a mood!

    • @MBrainspaz
      @MBrainspaz 3 года назад +8

      When he said the shorter the hair = more problems - 😅 I gotta go shorter next time

    • @peachy_lili
      @peachy_lili 3 года назад +1

      @@MBrainspaz I've had a rough life but I'm well adjusted, is that why my hair has almost always been medium length? :ooo

    • @spiritualsnail1584
      @spiritualsnail1584 3 года назад +1

      Just let your hair grow and your problems will dissolve

  • @ivebeeenthinkntomuchl8627
    @ivebeeenthinkntomuchl8627 3 года назад +1480

    “short girl, short hair, mainly gonna be dating women”
    me a short girl with short hair: well i mean he’s not wrong

    • @alia.1041
      @alia.1041 3 года назад +287

      at least he acknowledges that lesbians exist

    • @justrandomotaku
      @justrandomotaku 3 года назад +249

      "big booty big tiddies" LMAO so he's sad that hot lesbians don't want him or what

    • @mariebarnes6386
      @mariebarnes6386 3 года назад +82

      @@alia.1041 those are some crazy low standerds lol

    • @jeevikaeraiyoli3431
      @jeevikaeraiyoli3431 3 года назад +2

      my exact reaction

    • @eminempreg
      @eminempreg 3 года назад +9

      I'm your opposite, covered up from the collar bone down. Find me crying over a math test

  • @xXBarbDwireXx
    @xXBarbDwireXx 3 года назад +5

    One of my friends is a 6'10" woman and she's the chillest person I've met

  • @danmorgan3685
    @danmorgan3685 3 года назад +256

    He's the lone wolf because, "It doesn't look like he has many friends."
    That cracked me up.

  • @naomi8420
    @naomi8420 3 года назад +230

    LMAO THE WAY U WENT ON A RANT ABOUT THE RETAINER

  • @melissahollowell7255
    @melissahollowell7255 3 года назад +12

    If only talking to someone and getting to know them was an option.

  • @cori742
    @cori742 3 года назад +549

    as a tall girl, can confirm, every inch past 5'4 is another insecurity and it is specifically because of Men Like This lmao

    • @goblinlibrary280
      @goblinlibrary280 3 года назад +143

      Screw that. Let’s put on heels and tower over those losers.
      (Except I can’t walk in heels, so maybe, like, platforms.)

    • @someemotheathrekid
      @someemotheathrekid 3 года назад +53

      I'm 5'2 and I can tell you that I am very insecure of my height

    • @blacklightredlight2945
      @blacklightredlight2945 3 года назад +104

      I'm 5'5", and I'm violently dominant. Taller than me? Call them trees. Shorter than me? shrimp.

    • @cori742
      @cori742 3 года назад +83

      @@blacklightredlight2945 you are the final boss this “sigma male” guy has to face eventually

    • @alia.1041
      @alia.1041 3 года назад +76

      men who make fun of tall girls are jealous, and would likely change their tune if they had a chance with one

  • @nntbm
    @nntbm 3 года назад +426

    "shorter women are going to be more confident" me, at 5'1": all of my insecurities have been washed away, and all of my problems have disappeared. my wilting crops are now thriving, and i may ascend from this mortal realm and be with my people in a higher plane of existence.

    • @bruh2843
      @bruh2843 3 года назад +27

      yes as a 4'11" woman i can say i am 1000% more attractive, my depression, anxiety, + mood swings are gone, and so is my chronic pain. thank you sigma male guy

    • @hobiwankenobi.666
      @hobiwankenobi.666 3 года назад +14

      @@bruh2843 same. as a 4'11" woman, i will be growing out my hair and buying trenchcoats (even though i live in a tropical country) instead of going to therapy. ascending 🙏

    • @semicolumnn
      @semicolumnn 3 года назад +12

      I am 1'2" and I am a god.

    • @sirbilliam3455
      @sirbilliam3455 3 года назад +6

      @@semicolumnn that's still too tall, you
      gotta be a Planck length tall.

    • @semicolumnn
      @semicolumnn 3 года назад

      @@sirbilliam3455 Well now I can't up you :/

  • @stimky5317
    @stimky5317 3 года назад +4

    Everytime i see a man talk abt alpha and beta n whatever im immediately potshotted str8 back into middleschool where im reading a crappily translated omegaverse yaoi and its rlly traumatizing

  • @rawkrXbabee
    @rawkrXbabee 3 года назад +178

    these guys spend so much time and effort trying to analyze women and then call their friends simps when they get a girlfriend

  • @ColeChesnut
    @ColeChesnut 3 года назад +306

    Seems like he’s trying to do astrology without knowing someone’s birthday. IDK LOL

  • @HannahNeedstoYell
    @HannahNeedstoYell 2 года назад +6

    Ideal woman: short, very long hair, SOOOO many layers of clothing. just a walking department store.

  • @wrencarey681
    @wrencarey681 3 года назад +170

    The term for alpha came from someone researching Wolfs they thought that the alpha was the pack leader but when the researcher wanted to double check they figured out that the alpha was actually just the parents of the pack.

    • @kristyw89
      @kristyw89 3 года назад +57

      The "dominant alpha" behavior they observed was just the fact that they were studying wolves in zoos and they were unrelated animals all crammed together so it was mostly aggression and fighting that they saw.

    • @bumblebeebrass164
      @bumblebeebrass164 3 года назад +3

      YES! Lmaoo

    • @ArtisticallySpoken
      @ArtisticallySpoken 3 года назад +10

      Is that why guys who call themselves alpha like being called "daddy"?

    • @tenshi7784
      @tenshi7784 3 года назад +3

      People just like using outdated terminology

  • @bubbleartlive
    @bubbleartlive 3 года назад +192

    Yes me a 5'10" women is so insecure, in fact im so insecure i wear heels to make me even taller.

    • @viktoriyat1815
      @viktoriyat1815 3 года назад +25

      gotta make up for all the insecurity

    • @yesvember11
      @yesvember11 3 года назад +14

      Okay but are you a tall woman with short hair or long hair? Because that makes all the difference lol

  • @mysteriouskenzie4412
    @mysteriouskenzie4412 3 года назад +12

    this man took once look at the concept of the Omegaverse and rubbed his hands together menacingly without actually reading any Omegaverse to gain context

  • @elizahamilton6265
    @elizahamilton6265 3 года назад +533

    I love how they use the term "Alpha Male" meaning like they're dominant or above everyone else and got there through aggression when in reality, the alpha male is literally just the dad. He's only the alpha because the only other wolves in his pack are his wife and kids.

    • @galaxyocicat5660
      @galaxyocicat5660 3 года назад +105

      I wouldn't trust any of these "Alpha males" to be near children.

    • @cniknik9863
      @cniknik9863 3 года назад +59

      I know right 😂 it's so funny hearing this long dead theory still being applied.

    • @dlalalabu5956
      @dlalalabu5956 3 года назад +71

      Yeah and they get even more upset when they learn mother wolf is alpha too bc suprize suprise wolves arent mysognistic

    • @Werewolf.with.Internet.Access
      @Werewolf.with.Internet.Access 3 года назад +6

      Fucking THANK YOU
      -David Mech

    • @sophitiaofhyrule
      @sophitiaofhyrule 2 года назад +6

      Wait until they learn female Alpha wolves exist

  • @divine5328
    @divine5328 3 года назад +559

    This guy has a lot of nothing to say. Literally he doesn’t say anything of value and it doesn’t even come together to make a cohesive point. Like wtf I feel bad for women that have to be around men that think like this

    • @nickisnotgreen
      @nickisnotgreen  3 года назад +188

      his brain has massively short circuited

    • @losfromla1480
      @losfromla1480 3 года назад +5

      What women do you think would have to be around him and exposed to his thoughts? Where would that be tolerable and accepted?

    • @cinnabonbon
      @cinnabonbon 3 года назад +6

      for a second i thought u were talking about nick and i was so confused lol

    • @godzdead
      @godzdead 3 года назад

      i really like your pfp

    • @XFearMeXx
      @XFearMeXx 3 года назад

      Oh don't worry, not that many women are around guys like this, that's why they think this way

  • @heartofacaregiver
    @heartofacaregiver 2 года назад +4

    Yeah 5’10”+ supermodels are definitely insecure about being tall…. What?! 😂

  • @ruby-mf6oh
    @ruby-mf6oh 3 года назад +1091

    mr beanie comedy man has put a little extra beanie, comedy, and man into this video. It has a little something for everyone and really makes you feel like spider-man

    • @nickisnotgreen
      @nickisnotgreen  3 года назад +263

      the best review i could ask for

    • @eonstar2441
      @eonstar2441 3 года назад +18

      legit review

    • @thatoneguy9582
      @thatoneguy9582 3 года назад +12

      the exaggerated swagger of
      a joke that probably can be made here but I can’t think of currently

    • @TwixtheFox
      @TwixtheFox 3 года назад

      But... The graphics... That's what this really is all about.

  • @hollyberryblue3642
    @hollyberryblue3642 3 года назад +184

    Absolutely love the deadpan attempt to map out the logic of this guy 😂

    • @hollyberryblue3642
      @hollyberryblue3642 3 года назад +21

      Also I feel like the framing of his video isn't just uncomfortable bc his face takes up so much of the screen, but you can tell he's sitting so physically close to the camera, it almost looks like a fish eye lens? Like even if he zoomed in to the same framing I think if he was just farther away from the camera it would feel so much less awkward 😂😂😂 the second video was a tiny bit better but still lol

  • @socialdistancingon8333
    @socialdistancingon8333 2 года назад +7

    "Pay attention to a woman's hair, height, skin color...this gives you an assumption of her personality".
    Well, technically, that is true. It's an assumption.

  • @NutyRiver
    @NutyRiver 3 года назад +347

    I’m a lesbian who’s been growing my hair out my whole life. My long hair is precious to me. But this video makes me wanna chop it all off if it’s gonna keep men like this away from me kfjdhskdhdkfjfkfhf

    • @peachepanda4484
      @peachepanda4484 3 года назад +34

      Men ruin everythingGggg lmfao. I’m sure ur hair is Gorg!! As a fellow lesbian I love gals w long hair ✨🥺

    • @AammaK
      @AammaK 3 года назад +26

      My thoughts exactly. Like no, I'm not trying to secretly signal my longing for a rich man to marry with anything concerning my appearance. Just because I don't clothe myself in a pride flag every day doesn't mean a guy has any right to expect I'm interested. God, I hate the mentality of these romance experts.

    • @jennali9800
      @jennali9800 3 года назад +5

      The gay keysmash. One of us.

    • @souldog6
      @souldog6 3 года назад +3

      @@peachepanda4484 that's kinda sexist

    • @karinam4767
      @karinam4767 3 года назад +1

      @@souldog6 how

  • @howdyhorses61
    @howdyhorses61 3 года назад +143

    This man is a living buzzfeed quiz

    • @lynx_the_
      @lynx_the_ 2 года назад +5

      Why is this accurate tho-

  • @janed8785
    @janed8785 3 года назад +10

    as a queer woman, i have officially decided to grow my hair out and grow taller because this dude being correct just doesnt sit right with me

  • @theowlyone
    @theowlyone 3 года назад +415

    As a classics student can confirm: we learn the Greek alphabet not only to read ancient texts but to assign an arbitrary letter to every single man we come across ✌️😌

    • @AammaK
      @AammaK 3 года назад +10

      learned Koine in theology studies and whenever I hear this stuff my mind goes into reciting Novum Testamentum Graece mode

    • @josephwood4362
      @josephwood4362 3 года назад +9

      I call dibs on Epsilon

    • @worldwideugly3753
      @worldwideugly3753 3 года назад +4

      Do you have omegaverse courses too?

  • @laurelmartens9589
    @laurelmartens9589 3 года назад +194

    I’m a tall, almost bald woman but not scantily clad... should I just go on and ditch the clothes so it’s clear that I’m an emotional freak??

    • @someemotheathrekid
      @someemotheathrekid 3 года назад +20

      Great ways to keep those men away

    • @iloveroses208
      @iloveroses208 3 года назад +17

      Yeah, ditch the clothes. sadly I fit into his categories... I'm a short girl with medium hair, andddd I'm gay...

    • @someemotheathrekid
      @someemotheathrekid 3 года назад +1

      @@iloveroses208 but like.. same

    • @yesvember11
      @yesvember11 3 года назад +1

      @@iloveroses208 exactly cuz tall women with long hair can’t be gay!!!

    • @iloveroses208
      @iloveroses208 3 года назад

      @@yesvember11 right! Anyone women can be gay!

  • @laurannep9663
    @laurannep9663 3 года назад +9

    I genuinly think these men have never talked with a woman who didnt just agree with shit because she wanted to get away from them without getting them mad

  • @jazuren2585
    @jazuren2585 3 года назад +429

    In the fan fiction community, Alpha, Beta and Omega males have a completely different meaning and yes it does make this infinitely more hilarious.

    • @nationalhamleague5352
      @nationalhamleague5352 3 года назад +87

      The knowledge of mpreg, ruts and heats will kill this guy on the spot. He can't withstand such advanced thinking XD

    • @nationalhamleague5352
      @nationalhamleague5352 3 года назад +16

      @Ghosty Toasty oh noooo. I am so sorry XD

    • @rinknz23
      @rinknz23 3 года назад +18

      tbh for a long time that abo shit only existed in fan fiction, but boy was i wrong.

    • @mrboerger1620
      @mrboerger1620 3 года назад +23

      YAOI INTENSE YAOI

    • @jazuren2585
      @jazuren2585 3 года назад +8

      @Ghosty Toasty I’m at fault, had I seen this sooner I would have tried to stop you D:

  • @laazysusan9608
    @laazysusan9608 3 года назад +163

    My brain hurt so much when he started talking about lions and tigers. Holy fuck. I don’t understand lmao.

  • @caddincaddin8552
    @caddincaddin8552 3 года назад +5

    I can confirm that the more insecure i feel the more clothes I wear, I avoid showing my body because I'm NOT confident, people who dress how they want typically do not care about other's opinions lmao

  • @elliot-sowdon
    @elliot-sowdon 3 года назад +111

    A moment of silence for all the tall femmes that this guy has tried to hit on because he thinks that lesbianism correlates with hair length and height.

  • @hanktheclank
    @hanktheclank 3 года назад +364

    Shout out to all my tall bald scantily clad women 😘

    • @yesvember11
      @yesvember11 3 года назад +19

      It me 💃 although sometimes I wear a lot of clothes if it’s cold but I also wear a little bit of clothes if it’s hot but also I shower naked WHO AM I? 😞

    • @tatibannett9153
      @tatibannett9153 3 года назад +19

      @@yesvember11 Girl you gotta get this identity crisis figured out... make a decision and COMMIT. Personally I shower clothed and wear sweaters in the summer but hey that's just me😉😚

    • @absolutetrash8118
      @absolutetrash8118 3 года назад +6

      @@tatibannett9153 havent showered in 3 months just to find my ultimate sigma male 😤😤😤
      will NEVER catch me scantily clad

    • @evelynjenkins4456
      @evelynjenkins4456 3 года назад +1

      ❤ we love you

  • @Edible_Kittens
    @Edible_Kittens 2 года назад +2

    The closeups of him taking a big gulp of saliva absolutely WRECK ME. Comedic gold lmfaoooo.

  • @jasonpetty881
    @jasonpetty881 3 года назад +82

    I just discovered this dude and all I can think is "I'm am nick, and I am kurtis, and we are not the same person"
    of course I scrubbed and ringed the ding dong

  • @viisspooky
    @viisspooky 3 года назад +459

    thumbnail: tall women are insecure.
    me, a tall woman who’s insecure: hey now.

    • @michaelaj5977
      @michaelaj5977 3 года назад +42

      We know, but hey

    • @SwizzleDrizzl
      @SwizzleDrizzl 3 года назад +6

      CHOMMYINNIT

    • @hithere-ck6mu
      @hithere-ck6mu 3 года назад +11

      right! i saw the thumbnail and i was like... yeah...

    • @elle1107
      @elle1107 3 года назад +8

      @@michaelaj5977 I CAME HERE TO SAY EXACTLY THAT THANK YOU

    • @mikhaellawalden
      @mikhaellawalden 3 года назад +17

      You're an all star, get your game on, go play! ♩

  • @MeganIsNotHere
    @MeganIsNotHere 3 года назад +9

    Dang that man knows his werewolf terminology, respect ✊
    Imma go read some ABO fanfics

  • @brookeberg3598
    @brookeberg3598 3 года назад +140

    A tall bald scantily clad woman is exactly what I need right now

  • @viktoriyat1815
    @viktoriyat1815 3 года назад +78

    I've never been more shocked in my life than when u took away the whiteboard to reveal a BED behind it
    I though u were in some type of office room lmao

  • @emmamckay9425
    @emmamckay9425 3 года назад +8

    Damn. All that omegaverse fanfic I've been reading never taught me about sigma males

  • @internetdirigible
    @internetdirigible 3 года назад +727

    Man this channel is good, no reason you can't have kurtis connor / drew gooden views. Keep up hopefully you make it big

    • @nickisnotgreen
      @nickisnotgreen  3 года назад +178

      thank you for the kind words, coleman!! i appreciate it!

    • @megczaban6814
      @megczaban6814 3 года назад +26

      yeah im excited to be able to say that I subbed to this channel at 20k once hes big

    • @AvaAurora5611
      @AvaAurora5611 3 года назад +3

      Trueee