The State of the Union is SAD!
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- Опубликовано: 21 авг 2024
- Sorry for the gap in videos. I've been busy af.
Music:
"The Stars and Stripes Forever" by John Philip Sousa
"Ride of the Valkyries" by Richard Wagner
"For the Love of Money" by Kenneth Gamble, Leon Huff, Anthony Jackson
"What is Love" by Haddaway
Your sentence mixing is fucking AMAZING!
0:35 - 0:46
Don’t worry about the gap in videos man. All that matters is you got the JoJ done.
If i have to like this comment all over again i'll probably do it all over again, if i see 15 of this comment i'll probably like it 15 times all over again
Yep. I've heard he'll do anything to get the JoJ done. The JoJ matters more to him than anything else.
I live in Shittsburgh
Please never stop making these ever
MeltingCGI sad
@@ethanthompson1097u jinxed it man i miss these too
“Let’s get together and finally get the jaj done” - Donal Trum 2018.
"I am proud to report that the coalition to defeat ISIS has LIBERATED Texas!" LIES, Ted Cruz is still f***ing here!
0:46 "My administration is a tragedy that was entirely preventable."
Well it's true
Truer words have never been spoken
@@pyromaniac2104 its funny but not true. His administration has been great for the people of this country. Its been especially good for minorities.
@@Josiahsutton1 lol
@@Josiahsutton1 good joke
You have no reason idea just how much i really do appreciate the entertainment you provide us in this.....era.
Sorry, never mind the “Reason” part. Damn auto correct.
Adrian Hanessian MAGA
@@cfaye713 MAGA SAGA.
@卐Nationalist Conservative Party Of India your fired
"launched a man into the face of the Hoover dam" had me laughing for a solid minute. Thanks for all you do man, these are great!
Poor Trump just wants ice cream. Love the references to The Naked Gun and Apocalypse Now, YOU ROCK!
Hey, it's Henrico Palazzo!
Jadin Rosh nice I am 69th like
Oh shit I lost it when so called "JFK" started giving an inagural speech😂
"My administration is a tragedy that was entirely preventable. Reasonable people can disagree on many things, but there can be no disagreement that the first duty of government is to fuck the middle class."
fucking keep it up this is amazing
Thank god that one immigrant was let in this country but then again, what the hell do I know, I’m a brick
No, you're a supreme brick.
What immigrant? Fred Trump? He was NEVER an immigrant. The Trumps have been here FOREVER. Definitely not from Germany or anywhere like that. If they were from another country (which again, they are NOT) it would be Sweden.
@G 50 Is that why she looked mad when he said that?
@@gorilla1988 We're all techincally immigrants. Not one of our ethnicities (except for Native Americans) were originally from the country. So just because one family has been on this coutnry "forever" doesn't make them indigionous to this country.
Mr First Lady is what Bill Clinton would've been called if Hillary won.
Secretary Clinton, fuck you. OH!
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The first “Lady”
Kamala Harris is Mister Second Lady Elect.
Nope, Bill Clintion would've been the 1st Gentlemen in U. S. History
Mr. First Lady
Members of ISIS
Mr China
Kamala Harris is Mister Second Lady Elect.
I JUST woke up and you upload, thank you so much.
0:51 “Reasonable people can disagree on many things, but there can be no disagreement that the first duty of government is to fuck the middle class.”
I don’t know why this line didn’t get more attention. Maybe it’s too real for most people.
Idk how you are so undiscovered, dude. You hands down have some of the best sentence mixing I've heard. Every video has me dying, gg
I am suprised by the historic accuracy of JFK in this YTP
I can't... HAHAHAHAHa NEVER STOP MAKING THESE.
The world becomes a brighter place every time The Citizen Brain poops again.
Ice cream. Its good to know the president has his priorities straight for once.
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The Coalition to Bring Me Ice Cream... i want one of those......... great vid as always!
Thank you so much for that Naked Gun rendition of the National Anthem.
It wouldn't be possible to produce videos faster without losing quality. You are among the best sentence mixers, and the jokes work all the better for it.
Please never worry about how long it takes.
"...never having to use it"
Meanwhile...
*NORTH KOREAN ARMY MARCHING TO HADDAWAY*
I thought it was the Olympics.
I’m sure the American government had a good reason to shut down, right?
Right?
Diamond Metal it was the decision to take away funds for the homeless of people or the decision to take away funds that keep families together just so Trump will have no money. Of course both are horrible so Trump’s solution was to shut down the government until they made the terrible decision.
Launched a man into the face of the Hoover Dam? I see Trump had played the Yes Man ending of Fallout New Vegas too much.
Another comedic RUclips poop masterpiece.
"my adminstration is a tragedy that was entirely preventable"
God help America
Kennan Hottinget what’s wrong with it
Hey It's Will insiders on both political wings
Apemanwithcalculator oof we got an edgy 13 year old the other guy made a good point but Jesus the edge is strong with this one
If there is a God, He is helping all humanity into hell.
If there is a god, he's definitely malevolent.
Oh my God, this is AMAZING; well worth the wait. Keep up the good work, dude!
This is transcendent. I just discovered this channel, better late than never. Damn, you have catapulted straight to my top 5 poopers
I’m glad the coalition to get him ice cream is getting him ice cream
4:23- This will never get old.
That’s the reason I keep coming back.
0:26 it almost sounds like he actually said that and 0:44
Trump caused the train crash in Knowing
4:11 - 4:46 PURE GOLD!!!
this is seriously the most criminally underrated content on youtube
Star Trek had an ice cream emergency too - the original series.
5:04 "I am not F***ING done, YET! I want ice cream, right now!" seems legit something he would say. And then he would get the whole f***ing REPUBLICAN Congress to chant "I WANT ICE CREAM!"
Lmaooo the picture he used for Trumps statement on Bannon had me dying
This is real news
More coherent than his actual speeches
Man I know it takes so much time to make these, but thank you so much!
I'm Canadian. what does congress do? i heard its similar to the house of commons
Peter Kermack There are two sections of Congress, the Senate and the House of Representatives. They function as the legislative branch of the federal government.
Absolutely beautiful, like always. Thank you.
I'm not fucking done yet. I want ice cream right now.
"The first duty of government is to fuck the middle class."
Pretty much.
PLEASE DO MORE POLITICAL YTPs PLEASE!!!
3:30 When you're writing to your representatives after they passed another corporate welfare bill.
This man got the JoJ done
The JFK quote sentence mixing was fucking champion
This is just too funny! I need more president trump YTP’s! Please make more, it’s been 2 years since your last one.
"My highest loyalty, my greatest compassion, my constant concern is for ICE CREAM."
The Ted Cruz bit I pissed my pants
i asked for a ytp, not real life. yes i enjoyed this
Thankful they found more ice cream
I got super excited when I saw the notification for this!
"Come together and get the Josh done!" LET US NOT FORGET, he legit said one day "God Blesh the United Shatesh"
To finally close the deadly poopholes... You killed me man
@The Citizen Brain
Your splicing skills are amazing. The first scene with Trump was so smooth and lip sync perfect that I could have sworn it was legit and not the weirdest thing he has said in real life, I might add. I just subscribed!
NOW BRING ME MY BUCKING ICE CREAM! (test pattern and beeping sound)
The Leslie Nielsen was genius
Was that a YTP or real life?..
I want this played at my funeral
Citizen Brain, how the hell do you only have 14,000 subscribers? Are there really 299,986,000 Republicans or humorless Democrats (Republicans are naturally humorless. I know a Republican youtuber will comment and be a massive hypocrite by complaining about stereotyping.) in this country (out of the 300 million people)? You rock!!
World class stuff. Thank you for your videos.
I am proud to report that...everyone died.
(thunderous applause)
...I didn't know I needed this...but I did
Best sentence mixer in the business.
nice to see you’re back man
The pipe bomb part was so seamless
had to rewind NK dance section omfg
sloppy steve miller
fake news FAKE NEWS *F A K E N E W S*
We dug out the ocean, tamed the moon, and launched a man into the face of the Hoover Dam - what wonderful achievements we can claim as a nation 🇺🇸
1:08 Hey, it's Enrico Pallazzo!
LOL at Melania throwing shade at 5:50
I am patiently waiting for a YTP on the State of the Union that just happened today. I need it please
"Melania and I traveled to some of the shitholiest countries"
I can’t stop dying from laughter!😂
Rip to Louisiana, voted for Trump, killed by Trump.
The electric company will pass their gas out of their ass onto their customers. I love the citizen brain. 😂😂
Launched a man right into the Hoover dam
Alex Jones approves👍🏻
6:12 the captions actually said brain. When Bernie Sanders said that, the captions said crane.
The only political content I'm willing to watch on this god forsaken platform
Same
*I WANT ICE CREAM RIGHT NOW*
"The first duty of government is to fuck the middle class." Well if that ain't the fucken truth.
You didn't edit anything. Just what we see on tv every time Trump is there.
Your sentence mixing is god tier. I can't stop fucking laughing.
Dude I can't stop laughing best pooptuber ever subbed
Good shit 👌 👌 👌
All that we need is for the joj to get done
Government Did Shut Down ? Now
HAPPY Holidays 🎅🎅🏻🎅🏼🎅🏽🎅🏾🎅🏿
Where's charmx reaction? 👍👍😎🍿🍿🍿💯
EpicMeme EMPEROR Productions we’ve got to get Charmx to react to this!!
He already did its on his channel
Why yes, the great city of Shittsburgh, Pennsylvania.
I want ice cream, MS-13 has also broke into my house and stole my ice cream. The ice cream bill should bring more ice cream.
I do have to admit I laughed way too hard at the ride of the walkyries scene :D
I watched that interview with Miller
this is the best YTP
4:51 LMAO