Childhood Lies
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I like how this pinned comment has only 8 likes but the top comment has 687 likes currently
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Trey me and my family watch you all the time and we love your vids! Thanks for bringing us hilarious comedy and always making us laugh
If you’re going into any professional feel like being a doctor or a lawyer tattoos aren’t really allowed and you can have a beard as long as it’s managed
@@gaberuhling that aged like milk
Someone said that instead of school teaching us cursive they could've taught us sign language instead and I'm actually mad they didn't now
Lol
Something that actually would've been useful
stranger danger no still not very useful
Fun fact we are homeschooling our kids and we were supposed to start cursive last year and instead we started sign language. My children can now sign the entire alphabet enough words that without talking I can tell them to be quiet and sit down and social situations without opening my mouth
@@Lootoodle we teach sign language too! It’s very useful in church.
Parents: "Phones are bad for your eyes"
The brightness on my mom's phone: light that burns the sky
Underrated comment 😂
More like the light of the covenant in Indiana Jones: Raiders of the lost ark.
UGH yeah!
My phone: lukewarm
Mom's phone:hotter than the sun.
literally the sun
When he sang the quadratic formula
Yusssssssss
😫so on point
brings back bad memories
That song is forever embedded into my brain
Oh the memories. Over the summer breaks in grade and h.s., I used to create my own quadratic equations and solve them. I didn't want to lose my edge; had spiral notebooks full of 'em.
30 years later...couldn't solve an equation to save my life! 😂
"Stop drop and roll? Run or they'll take my payroll" - My fifth grade teacher
Bahahaha i want your teacher
Lmao
Lmaoooo
Omg 😳
I SERIOUSLY thought quick sand was going to be more of a problem.
I think we all did.
honestly..same
I wonder how many people got the John Mulaney reference haha
True
Same
LOL, Why does everyone make such a big deal about quick sand. Chances are you won’t ever see quicksand
I know, I commented on that lol
BUT WHEN you do and you accidentally get stuck in it while hiking with friends…MMM THATS a whole different ball park now.
no literally when I was a kid I thought quicksand was some life threatening danger that I'd encounter at some point 😳
@@suddenIypineappIes 😂 ikr. Same thing.
i swear i used to be so scared of quicksand when i was a child
In our parents defense, they can't predict what might be useful.
Very fair and accurate observation. Most do their best.
They weren’t taught how to
@@crimsonravager how to predict the future😅
Lol, it will be yours as well one day.
That is how life goes.
@@susiebrown4988 You know what, I can’t stand being wrong. I just won’t have kids then 😂
“Everyone needs to know cursive” ah yes very important
I haven't used cursive since 4th grade
@@aidanredding8058 4th, for me it was 3rd
@@HypeMaster1000 same
I know to write my name for things that need my signature that’s it. my younger brother can write and read anything in cursive. after they stopped teaching it he kept practicing. I can’t read what he writes now. Whoops 😬
they dropped it out of the curriculum for me so one useless thing out of the way
My daughter's kindergarten class was visited by some firefighters during Fire Safety Month (October). The whole class was taught and practiced, "Stop, Drop, and Roll". Fast forward 12 years. Her sweatshirt caught fire when she leaned over a candle. That lesson learned in kindergarten kicked in. She stopped, dropped to the floor, and rolled on her sweatshirt to extinguish the flames. It worked. The floor was easily repaired, the sweatshirt ruined - but it could've been so much worse. She had very long hair which was saved from the flames because of her instantaneous reaction.
Thank goodness!
I'm so glad I spent my high school career learning about algebra, trigonometry and spanish instead of learning about credit, paying bills and owning/renting property.
But you never know when you might need that stuff! 😂 I mean the school subjects, lol
Look, at any time a sadistic killer could run up to you and say "GIMME THE QUADRATIC FORMULA OR I'LL SHOOT! AND THEN ILL KILL YOUR DOG!"
I mean thank God for 10th grade algebra on that day knowhatimean??
😂
spanish is pretty useful, but advanced math is BS
Ya, been waiting for the world to catch on top how much of a massive distraction and waste of time schooling can be.
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I literally died when the mom just rolled around on the floor 😂🤣
I love that you call him the mom. Lol.
🤣🤣🤣😆😆😆😆😂😂😂
@@sarahmaynard8957 I didn’t even notice till you pointed that out 😂
I’m honestly a little disappointed at the lack of quicksand encounters in my adult life! Is it just me, or did we all feel like it was going to be a much more serious issue?
Yes, i just commented on that lol
I blame cartoons
So many movies from our childhood including Indiana Jones and Princess Bride.
And submarines, 100 meter tall tsunamis, stealing of lunch money, and huge volcanic eruptions.
John Mulaney does a hilarious stand up about this exact point!
Why is no one talking about the part where the "chiropractor" broke Trey's neck like it scared the crap out of me. 😂
😂😂... Yeah, I jumped in fear his neck was broke
I get adjustments so I knew it was coming but it still took me out 😅😂🤣
😂
I actualy had to stop going to the chiropractor because it was giving me anxiety.
It sounded so painful 🤕
The ending was the fuckin definition of success. Congrats on doing what you enjoy dude.
Pottymouth
i was like yeahhh go king when it got there
YESSSS THAT MADE ME tear up for no reason lol
Exactly. So proud of us that went the unconventional route.
Yeah that ending was awesome! Deserves it so much! Just Trey standing there with his arms up like “come again every adult I ever knew while growing up” hahahaha love it
Fun story: my grandparents made my mom take a typing class when she was young but not her brothers. They assumed they'd have secretaries to type for them. Fast forward to the modern day, I know two adult men we still can't type worth crap. Parents have no idea how to prepare you for the future they can't see.
She got the upper hand in the end 😅😊
My ex boyfriends mother made him learn how to type.
I literally can’t tell if he is promoting a product or doing his jokes....
Same 😂 I usually fast forward but I found one and he was joking for 1 min for the ad and then he said onto the vid and I was like oh
Dude. You expect him to do his art with no pay? Tap forward. Tap forward.
Me too... I thought I was the only one.
I was literally confused 😂😂🤣
@@the_review_lady_channel l think they were more just saying that he has the exact same mannerisms in the ads as in the video. Not a bad thing, a funny thing.
@@DiogoChris it's the smart way of doing sponsored content and making it blend into what you do. we use his videos in our social media influencer class of how to do it right!
My parents always used to say that It’s illegal to turn the light on in the car at night 😂
That's not true, but it is very dangerous
I was told never to turn on the light in the car at night because it'll attract cops & get pulled over for drugs 🤦🏻♀
Wait, it's not illegal? Lol
Omg my dad told me that and then I was riding with my mom one time and she turned on the light to try to find something and I was like turn it off! We’re going to go to jail! And then she got mad at me for it. 😂
My parents told me that too.
I agree with a lot of this but I still think it's important to learn how to read analog clocks. They are going to be around for a while still. 🕓
There are no analog clocks at my school
If you don't know how to read an analog, buy a digital watch for $10. Then you'll never need an analog. This too is of course assuming you won't have your phone.
Learning to read an analog clock is easy enough, that it's honestly more effort to not learn it.
I am 53 and still struggle with this!!!!
My college has all analogue in their classrooms. So during exams, if you want to know how much time you have left you better know the basics because no phones out and sometimes they ban watches too because alarms go off accidentally. Also it’s really not hard to learn analogue, way easier than cursive or long division
Trey: *rolls out of the room*
It’s because I love you guys
“Stranger danger, stranger danger”!!!! 😂 gets me every time
Be scared ;)
@@caesium_ HAHAHA PERFECT
@@aestaetic07 eeeeeeeeeeee
I had never heard stranger danger until I was in middle school. I think it's a bit misleading. The majority of child abduction are done by someone who knows the child.
“Your a human shush kabob, what do you do?!
Stop. Drop. And roll. Cause I love you guys.”
I can’t anymore 😂
When he rolled around the corner!
The ending of this was a savage move 😆
Ok but the one about checking the oil and then he opens the hood of his Tesla killed me 💀🤚
This is so funny. My nieces & nephews were talking to me about quick sand. They were pretending to avoid it, walking on garden stones
I was puzzled. I said, "I have never come across ANY QUICK SAND IN ALL MY LIFE " they were astonished at that. Apparently, it's in ever tv show ever.
I remembered it being a problem on Gilligan's island lol.
THIS IS SO FUNNY AND TRUE LOL
I love the fact that parents were always talking about how video games rot our brains but my parents screen time is twice as bad as mine 🤠
At one point in my life my parents decided to do screen-free sundays and promised they’d be screen free too.
My mom was texting her friends and my dad was constantly on Twitter 😅 needless to say that died out in a matter of weeks
Someone said that when we’re in the “old folks home” we’ll be able to pass secret messages to each other - in cursive!
I feel like that now. I write in cursive in my notebook and it’s pretty much a guarantee that no one younger than me can read it.
@@blameese I go to a private school and fortunately I was in the last year when they taught cursive. After learning the basics in second grade, I continued doing it even though they stopped teaching cursive in the curriculum. I really wish other people in my age and grade picked it up. They often can’t read my handwriting and I am now finding that many adults can’t either. It’s really becoming a lost art.
2:27 Even I felt that and my neck now feels better 🥰
I remember being taught cursive writing.
My 7 year old nephew: “What is this magic?”
🤦🏾♀️🤦🏾♀️🤦🏾♀️
A five year old I encountered thought I was cursing(saying a curse word) when I said I could write in cursive. It was so weird.
Yes! Lol. My little ones can't WAIT to learn cursive! 🤣
That was amazing
My brother was told that the police would arrest him if he broke something in a store lol
Did it work?
Pfft
Kinda depends on the store, tbh.
A childhood lie is that mom is always right. And you are always wrong.
Lol
Parenting fun fact : We just make $hit up as we go along, and just hope we don't screw you all up 🤔😂
Ah yes gaslighting
PREACH
Getting home early because the professor didn't show up cuts deep.
I'm a professor, and I would never.
My entire college experience. I was paying for an empty room 9/10 times.
“Take that, mom!” Lol
The analog clock bit was funny!! He literally had a watch on, but reads the time on his phone instead 😅
The tattooed Dr. Part is so on point. My dentist is fully inked and rides his Harley to the office. He's an amazing Dentist. oh the shit our parents say to scare the crap out of us😂😂😂 keep it real mom.😆
Every where you go people have tats...all ages sizes sexes....back in the 90s you had to cover it up at work
When you started ROLLING ON THE FLOOR 😂😂😂
"Most important mean of the day? My 3000 Calories dinner" 😂😂
I'm an intermittent faster and that one hit me :)
This was so ACCURATE!!!!!!!!! And yes, I am a teacher! I expressed to my math partner that all we really need to know is how to add, subtract, multiply, and divide… and the look I received. 🤣😂🤣😂 I forgot about the quicksand; I was so nervous growing up! 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
“What do you do?!
Stop. Drop . And roll”
***rolling away
“CaUsE I LoVe YoU gUyS”😃✌️
(Edit: tank you guys for da likes 🌸)
Lolol
So many people must love me then :’D
@@Laura-Yu 😩✋ me tho-
“What’s Pythagoreans theorem”
Us: easy, beginners stuff
“What’s one type of taxes”
Umm...
And that’s school for you
Payroll, income, state, sales, estate, gift, capital gains, etc. it’s not that hard to learn, don’t blame school for your ignorance you should be learning things on your own
Here’s another one:
What’s the mitochondria?
@DataPug dude it was a joke.
The last one is easy for me
State taxes, income taxes, city taxes, federal taxes.
@@monique7885 the power house of the cell
“you will use math”
biggest lie anyone was every told
Basic math yes BUT WHY MATRICES AND SHIT
I use it everyday
Fr like they think we're all trying to become mathematicians or something
YOOO BILO
Maths dumb
nobody talking about how jake just violated his neck 🤣
That's exactly how my Mom looks at her computer and phone when she can't find her reading glasses LOL.
The thought of ending up in quicksand terrified me as a child. Definitely one of my biggest fears. It’s probably been 10 years since I’ve thought about quicksand. I had completely forgotten that it even exists before watching this video.
parents: "by the time your an adult you need to know another language"
adult me speaking english: "what does that say?"
“take that mom” PLZ she tried her best 😭🤚🏾
"I'm gonna teach you how to change the oil."
*cuts to **2:49*
What a flex. 😂
"Take that mom" 😆😆
But seriously it drives me crazy that no one can Give directions anymore.
I still would rather use an MAP, than a GPS! I look at the map on the phone but I can’t stand that my sister can’t get anywhere, even in her hometown without the voice telling her where to go!
@@kayakinggrandmakelly7105 yes, if there ever comes a day technology fails no one is going anywhere lol
I have no sense of direction with Dyscalculia, I was taught to read a map. People won't even let me try to give them directions.
Them, calls me. “Do I turn right or left?”
Me: 😑 “I don’t know which way your facing and which direction you’re going! Are you heading east or west? North or south?”
Them: 🥴😵💫😵
If I use google maps for getting to a new place I always memorize the route so that I don’t have to listen to that wretched voice (or get in a car crash because of distraction)! 😖
Is it just me or is his laugh so funny?!
THE END IS GREAT 🤣 as someone who plays music for a living, I love that 🙌
trey's laugh after every joke is what makes me smile and it brightens up my day lol
Ok but why is this so accurate
How
You havent even watched it yet shut up
Yes
@@jackd9112 I have idiot
@@jackd9112 what? 😂 I had already watched it, I used something called notifications
Holding the phone so close to his face really hit me.
I’m to the point now where I just see Trey and laugh bc I already know this is going to be good ❤️ the ending 🤣 💀 💀 💀
Trey Kennedy you’re freaking awesome
Oh my god the breakfast part slayed me. Parents wear to god they were feeding us a healthy diet with this terrible milk, sugary cereals (that they would add sugar to!) and whatever processed drinks and foods. And these lunchables! Don't even get me started.
Another childhood like is "you could be president one day"
Now days parents should be telling their kids to avoid that at all costs. Regardless of who you are millions of people are probably going to hate you. 😂🙈
I immediately cracked my knuckles when told not to by Trey Mom.
When trey uploads I feel so happy
This is making me rethink my whole life as a mom.
I always told my son as a child he needed to study hard and get good job so mom could retire early..
not retiring anytime soon 😔😂🥰
Same here
I've told people, "I'll just GPS how to get there" and they'll keep giving me directions afterwards lol
I set my leg on fire when I was 11. When I tried the Stop, Drop and Roll thing, the fire got worse . I just remember rolling around frantically thinking "WHY ISN'T THIS WORKING!" 😂
Actually, the cursive one came in handy for me. My job is very old school in the ways we do things and the instruments used. I have to write on post it's because we can't waste the printing paper and an email is unnecessary for a quick fix. And since my print is awful and my cursive is nice, he asks that I only write in cursive for notes.
The only time I have ever written a check was in 5th grade when they were teaching us how to, but they said it was soooo important
I mean to be fair it used to be
I mean this could go a lot of ways 😂
Like you’ve watched the whole thing yet
@@3OOSE that’s why I said, this could go a lot of ways 😂
Love the mom burn at the end. Ha ha. ‘Take that mom.’
1:01
Me whenever I'm in public
Tell me where you are hiding your time machine this is too accurate
I forgot quicksand was a thing when we were younger 😂😂
The chiropractor made me laugh out of my depressive state
Oh man, Trey I loveee your videos. I'm really having a hard time with school right now, God and your videos are the only things keeping me sane. You're having a great impact over here, more than you may realize, don't stop! And your laugh though LMAO!
2:40 THE CAUSE I LOVE YOU GUYS MADE IT 10X BETTER
Lol, they really screwed me up real good. Went to school, lived by the rule and now I can't find a job though I have a Master's Degree.
I love the fact he’s just modestly showing off his Tesla
Chiropractor scene 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 so accurate!!!
2:07 when ur friend plays too much assassins creed
I had multiple quicksand escape plans in my head, if ever I needed them. We can thank Scooby Doo and Indiana Jones, hahah
😆 the ending--Mic drop moment!!
"stop...drop...and roll....."
**rolls away**
*"cause i love you guys"*
had me dead
😂 Hilarious and accurate as always! Especially the taxes bit!
"Take that, mom."
😂
I was legitimately scared of quicksand as a kid.
When my husband was a teenager he actually caught on fire and had to stop drop and roll. Luckily he rolled in snow! He was working on a car and something exploded and caught him on fire from the shoulders up! The amazing thing is that he has no scarring!
Congrats on 1 million bro!
I love your content, man! Keep it up!
The tatted doctor is sooooooo true! They’re the best ones.
I honestly never registered my doctors arm tattoo until my sister mentioned that he 'is covered in tattoos'. She also mentioned that he's black, which never really registered as such before- he's just the guy whose dad has the welding shop in town, and whose parents were in my dance class...... :)
Every year I literally had my parents translate my grandmother's birthday cards to me since they were in cursive.
Me watching the full promotion thinking it was part of the skit: 🧍🏻♀️
Idk why everyone shits on cursive. It's so much faster and honestly more fun to write in than regular print! If we're only going to teach one in school it should be cursive
THE LAST ONE! IM SCREAMING😂🤣🤣🤣
That ending though. *chef's kiss*
But for real, that second language thing would have been great to know now
4:09
This is me. Lol
This is what I needed, thank you.
2:18 LMFAO! 😂 When he snapped his neck
Phones and computers are actually damaging our eyes.
Yep! That's why I wear blue filters glasses.
I have an app called Twilight that makes your screen even dimmer, and puts a red colour on top so you don't have to strain your eyes so much
rolling on the floor is epic strategy
LOLL when he stopped, dropped and rolled HAHAA Love your videos man!
I love these videos so much because the mom character you play is so relatable to my mom as a kid