@@slowboywhiteboardv4and if you are going to have one, just make it yourself. that's the fun part. you can put the bones of your dead parakeet in there
@@slowboywhiteboardv4 There is a furniture store by mine that does not sell a thing ever and it's all this style in silver and gold and even at walking pace i can see how bad the wood carving is
Im a welder/metal worker that dabbles in the hobby of woodworking. I made a fish board for a guy for him to clamp onto the tail and clean the fish. It was a fun little project. Got to use my router and make the grooves. He was happy with it and i always get nervous when i finish something because i know exactly where all the imperfections are that nobody else will ever notice. But its a fun hobby
@Willrocs I really want to get a lathe. My next tool purchase will be either that or this bambu a1 mini 3d printer. Just a tuff decision. Both will open up my abilities to make stuff, but both will take a dedicated spot in my little shop and space is what I run out of fastest lol
I work in aerospace fabrication but ever since I bought a house most of my life is spent woodworking. I love everything about it. In two years, I have built a decked out shop that I am extremely proud of
Yeah these guys are being too cruel. Not all woodworkers are insufferable twats. Been a woodworker all my life. Beard Oil cucks really have hurt the hobby though, almost as bad as they have destroyed the whiskey industry. Paying $6000 for a $30 bottle.
@@mmmpancakesmmm that side of woodworking youtube is a speedrun to existential dread. if you want to learn something, I recommend japanese woodworking channels where they say nothing while doing just about anything.
When two black kings talk, I sit down and listen. It's called being a decent human being and not forgetting the USS Liberty or the Lavon Affair... Watch Europa and wear your wool socks at all times. Christ is Lord.
@@4u_lightningwolf it's a recurring post on here, elsewhere too I think. An autistic guy or bot or whatever will post something along the lines of "wear wool socks to sleep for the best night sleep you'll ever have". It's a mystery to me as to why it's posted on here but it's part of the culture now.
Being that the status quo of modern society is bearded men shoulder deep in eachother's rectums like an oros-boros of fists and vaseline, i would actually call Nick Offerman a staunch conservative….
Oh fuck, I just remembered the guy who makes resin/denim sidetables. Kill me now. I think that might be worse. These both trends remind me of those blue goo filled snowglobes with plastic dolphins and glitters in them....
@@connecting_flight It reminds me of one "artist" on RUclips who moved to france and somehow makes enough to live selling doodles with the frame being of that synthetic bread dough with acrylic paint dabbed onto it. Who pays these people!..
Same thing with people who make “drip pour” paintings. I know a guy that was actually trying to give a class on drip pour painting. Someone also who’s never taught anything or went to school for anything and just decided one day that he was going to be an “artist”
To be honest you dont need to go to art school to learn or teach art, id even say the only reason to go is for job security right out of college. But yeah the drip art stuff is for people who want to feel like theyre a part of the conversation for sure.
Can you guys get serious and get Arthur Morgan on the podcast? The fans are demanding it and you guys just keep not listening!! Halo epic Master Chief gamer
Hahaha…just wait. Half of Sam fans are beard oil hipsters. They were pretending that spending 45 minutes on their beard wasn’t silly billy behavior. Sam needs to be careful. Half of his income is from these people adding a little Sam Hyde to cut their metrosexuality.
You're the first and only straight dudes I've ever heard critique this tacky bullshit. I entered a heated debate with my brother about his (fake) live edge dining table, some people cant be fixed.
As a carpenter I feel heard and completely agree about these lame trends in furniture building lately I’ve never done a live edge a lichtenberg etch or char epoxy would be cool for a guitar but I prefer classical furniture
I realise it’s contrarian but I like live edge without epoxy. That said, wood gets fucked up in my house. The only table that lasts is a 2000pound marble monstrosity that no one sits at because it feels too over done. A simple, large 8 seater live edge slab would go hard in the braai/pizza oven area. I couldn’t take someone seriously if they disagreed. It’s peak white man aesthetic. I live in South Africa so I guess Americans are leaning into the plastic + matchbox aesthetic.
@@michaelnuttall9249 live edge marble? I think that’s a bit different, I know a little stone masonry and how to chip concrete but I don’t mess with marble. Even still with marble common peak Euro aesthetic is fluted, scrolled Corinthian columns
Sam went to art school, that's really gay and i know hes got a huge closet. I didn't do school and that makes me cool. Go get your high heels sim sam they dont make you look fat. Its ok tho i have a tiny bird.
Proficiency is logarithmic. To make an art project that doesn’t look like complete shit and has good composition and all that, takes decades to master. You’re gonna produce shit, unless you’re just naturally skilled. What I’m naturally skilled at, I hate.
My old math teacher told us that the complected joint woodworking he’s talking about requires real math like trigonometry apparently there is a field of math dedicated to that.
Resin is EXTRA ass because all epoxies yellow over time, stain, and scratch easily so they look like shit in no time at all. Your blue table is now puke green.
The only challenges with live edge table decks is finding the material, which is going to be expensive to procure, and then air curing it which takes a long time. The rest is just cutting it with a band saw and coating, which are things that anyone can do with minimal training. I was sent on a sawmill operation course by my employee and we made one of these things as a part of the coursework. Making a plain table deck out of glued pieces takes more artisanship than these. And yes, nine times out of ten these look crass, only missing a stuffed deer head on the wall and a bear hide rug.
I've been watching woodworking joinery videos from years ago. Some of them really blow me away, or they're done in a way with tools I wouldn't have thought of.
I like those desks with the hidden compartments , some of those have resin floored draws and I think they look neat. Resin can look sick if used tastefully
I think what sam is trying to say in regards to "patience" and "honing in on one detail" is that anyone can spend the time and effort or "patience" to become better or more knowledgeable about woodworking, but very few people (who likely fell instantly in love with woodworking the first time they tried it, and don't care or even like how tedious it can be) will be capable of putting in the exponentially more effort it takes to learn master level techniques like Japanese joinery etc. that show wood as the true art form it is instead of just projects that prove basic technical know-how and "patience" like shitty resin tables. To really excel, you can't just have "patience" but an admiration or respect for the tedium that goes into every part of your craft.
As a cabinetmaker who makes furniture for myself... the comparison to creating a perfect joint to crafting a joke is the only time I didn't roll my eyes when comedians talk about the craft of comedy
I sold furniture at scan design in Florida. Some of their stuff's not bad and I made 150k a year 40 hours a week so it was all good.... Bros. Get out of cars and get into furniture. But honestly they started stocking live edge and it was all trash. I didn't sell one live edge table in 2 years. I don't think anyone did to be honest.
When I see your show, you remind me of the painting “Stańczyk” by Jan Matejk. You are a comedian full of joy, but you are world weary and jaded by what is to come. It is a compliment of your insight. Even by the way you sit sometimes.
The wood working, live edge, blue resin thing seems cool when you're just getting good enough to be able to sell your work. The problem seems like 95% of people never move past that point and the next stage of creative development has a higher barrier to entry.
Sam talking fashion while looking like a Hey Arnold character is the nuance I came here for.
He looks like a Fat Albert background character
The money people spend on those stupid resin tables is MADNESS
That's one of the tackiest things I've seen next to fake gold neo-baroque furniture.
@@slowboywhiteboardv4and if you are going to have one, just make it yourself. that's the fun part. you can put the bones of your dead parakeet in there
Such a money maker. A tub of colored epoxy and some scrap wood and somehow people think it's worth hundreds or thousands
@@slowboywhiteboardv4 There is a furniture store by mine that does not sell a thing ever and it's all this style in silver and gold and even at walking pace i can see how bad the wood carving is
I know. That's why I keep making them
Reject Plastic, Embrace Wood.
this.
embrace wool
Embrace it firmly
I’m behind the concept, but the way you worded that is gay.
@@raygun26 I did realize that shortly after posting it. 💅🌈
Im a welder/metal worker that dabbles in the hobby of woodworking. I made a fish board for a guy for him to clamp onto the tail and clean the fish. It was a fun little project. Got to use my router and make the grooves. He was happy with it and i always get nervous when i finish something because i know exactly where all the imperfections are that nobody else will ever notice. But its a fun hobby
Wood lathes are really fun and it’s not that much of learning curve. You in are correct every iffy spot you can see but most are clueless to it
@Willrocs I really want to get a lathe. My next tool purchase will be either that or this bambu a1 mini 3d printer. Just a tuff decision. Both will open up my abilities to make stuff, but both will take a dedicated spot in my little shop and space is what I run out of fastest lol
I work in aerospace fabrication but ever since I bought a house most of my life is spent woodworking. I love everything about it. In two years, I have built a decked out shop that I am extremely proud of
Yeah these guys are being too cruel. Not all woodworkers are insufferable twats. Been a woodworker all my life. Beard Oil cucks really have hurt the hobby though, almost as bad as they have destroyed the whiskey industry. Paying $6000 for a $30 bottle.
@@mmmpancakesmmm that side of woodworking youtube is a speedrun to existential dread. if you want to learn something, I recommend japanese woodworking channels where they say nothing while doing just about anything.
When two black kings talk, I sit down and listen. It's called being a decent human being and not forgetting the USS Liberty or the Lavon Affair... Watch Europa and wear your wool socks at all times. Christ is Lord.
So true!
Revturn of the king
Are you guys who make these comments on every video real or bots?
whats the wool socks referencing?
@@4u_lightningwolf it's a recurring post on here, elsewhere too I think. An autistic guy or bot or whatever will post something along the lines of "wear wool socks to sleep for the best night sleep you'll ever have".
It's a mystery to me as to why it's posted on here but it's part of the culture now.
Nick Offerman implying he was ever a conservative is a grift itself.
He's a "respected actor". That tells you everything you need to know about his political beliefs.
Nick suck-off-a-man of course
Actors are jews, what else do you need to know
Being that the status quo of modern society is bearded men shoulder deep in eachother's rectums like an oros-boros of fists and vaseline, i would actually call Nick Offerman a staunch conservative….
So gross. And disingenuous he is. @@Boa796
I heard Nick beat Halo 3 on Legendary and ever since then he was locked in good human being
He is a heckin good dooderino on a bad snoozerino borecast and his streams don’t hold a candle to samstreams. Tell the world. We’re sick of it
@@CONGTHEGUERILLA Cong? More like, Dong "I'm a dumbass" Guerilla.....O W N E D...LMAO What a LOSER you are!
"I gotta stop dressing like I sell weed"
That went hard.
A resin table is literally the worst aesthetic of all time
Oh fuck, I just remembered the guy who makes resin/denim sidetables. Kill me now. I think that might be worse. These both trends remind me of those blue goo filled snowglobes with plastic dolphins and glitters in them....
@@connecting_flight It reminds me of one "artist" on RUclips who moved to france and somehow makes enough to live selling doodles with the frame being of that synthetic bread dough with acrylic paint dabbed onto it.
Who pays these people!..
@@connecting_flight denim! LMAO bro I have seen those too holy fuck.
Same thing with people who make “drip pour” paintings. I know a guy that was actually trying to give a class on drip pour painting. Someone also who’s never taught anything or went to school for anything and just decided one day that he was going to be an “artist”
To be honest you dont need to go to art school to learn or teach art, id even say the only reason to go is for job security right out of college. But yeah the drip art stuff is for people who want to feel like theyre a part of the conversation for sure.
They’ll do anything but learn how to paint.
I have always called out the epidemic of beard oil guys. First time I’m seeing somebody make a point of it beyond just clowning on Joe Rogan’s pals.
I HATE those resin tables with irrational passion.
Bro it's 100% rational
Can you guys get serious and get Arthur Morgan on the podcast? The fans are demanding it and you guys just keep not listening!! Halo epic Master Chief gamer
who
@@TheSecondR um excuse me Arthur Halo Morgan??
@@TheSecondR uhh someone hasn't been keeping up with Hawk Tuah podcast! 😅😅
Sorry no can do he's got David Lucas booked for every future podcast@@WHISKEYHANDLER
John Halo
Beard Oil Guy ruined cooking even.
Ayo I love goobahs
Ruined grammer even
@@Leman.Russ.6thLegion Ruined spelling even?
Hahaha…just wait. Half of Sam fans are beard oil hipsters. They were pretending that spending 45 minutes on their beard wasn’t silly billy behavior. Sam needs to be careful. Half of his income is from these people adding a little Sam Hyde to cut their metrosexuality.
Wear wool socks on the USS Liberty for the best swim ever 🙏🏾
What's with the wool socks comments
@@MarkB00 we’re just trying to change your life no big deal
@@MarkB00look up the ship.
Israel did wool socks@@MarkB00
@@MarkB00
Force meme some kid has been trying for months
Nick Heckin Offerman just being a boss 24/7
Sam basically is nick offerman like a boss swag now. We ain’t feeling the podcast nukka, get back to the stream Sam!!!
Le bacon flavored chewing gum
The name is Bacon Cigar McWhiskey to you!
I love drinking Black Rifle Coffee while admiring my hatchet collection from my manbox subscription
@@realtyrannosaurusallenwhat a man, keep buying your way to corporate masculinity
Jim Stupid here. Nothing beats the 2x12 on 2 cinder blocks table aesthetic.
I love that nice dimensional lumber feel, even better when pressure treated!
Dude that's my kitchen and coffee table. I also have a bookshelf full of books I never read made from dirty old pallets!
@@sandbergmachineandtool6226 No way! I also never read my books.
The box my TV came in on top of the night stand
You're the first and only straight dudes I've ever heard critique this tacky bullshit. I entered a heated debate with my brother about his (fake) live edge dining table, some people cant be fixed.
Nick Rochefort #1 Spreadmaxxer
The fish eye helps use see his fish eye.
Lmao @ Sam keeping around a spit bottle for when he uses Zyn
Hes real 4 that
If I don’t spit my tummy gets upset
Akinator out of nowhere i havent seen that in 10 years
I haven’t seen that profile picture in 10 years
As a carpenter I feel heard and completely agree about these lame trends in furniture building lately
I’ve never done a live edge a lichtenberg etch or char epoxy would be cool for a guitar but I prefer classical furniture
I realise it’s contrarian but I like live edge without epoxy. That said, wood gets fucked up in my house. The only table that lasts is a 2000pound marble monstrosity that no one sits at because it feels too over done. A simple, large 8 seater live edge slab would go hard in the braai/pizza oven area. I couldn’t take someone seriously if they disagreed. It’s peak white man aesthetic. I live in South Africa so I guess Americans are leaning into the plastic + matchbox aesthetic.
@@michaelnuttall9249 live edge marble? I think that’s a bit different, I know a little stone masonry and how to chip concrete but I don’t mess with marble.
Even still with marble common peak Euro aesthetic is fluted, scrolled Corinthian columns
Nice. Resin tables are trash.
De video mang, like de uhh video mang
Hello Sam & Nick, I am an Indian man can you teach me real masculinity pls.
Ketchup pack drip is so last year, we on mustard now fam
Sam went to art school, that's really gay and i know hes got a huge closet. I didn't do school and that makes me cool. Go get your high heels sim sam they dont make you look fat. Its ok tho i have a tiny bird.
he's a fake gangster like ballerino tupac
Proficiency is logarithmic.
To make an art project that doesn’t look like complete shit and has good composition and all that, takes decades to master.
You’re gonna produce shit, unless you’re just naturally skilled. What I’m naturally skilled at, I hate.
My old math teacher told us that the complected joint woodworking he’s talking about requires real math like trigonometry apparently there is a field of math dedicated to that.
you don't need trig to joint wood. LOL
There’s only one real counter culture… in art, cooking, architecture, history even…. you know what it is, RUclips won’t let me say it.
100%. And anything not counter only serves to push us towards a homogenized globe filled with demoralized serfs.
Resin is EXTRA ass because all epoxies yellow over time, stain, and scratch easily so they look like shit in no time at all. Your blue table is now puke green.
9:48 jumpscare
I didnt know sam was gay
Bro
Always has been.
Nah that's Frank Hassle
You didn't?
I got got
Holy shit Akinator knows Nick Rochefort
From my experience in woodworking with rustic end furniture. It's justa trend, neither easier or harder than "non-rustic" stuff.
The only challenges with live edge table decks is finding the material, which is going to be expensive to procure, and then air curing it which takes a long time. The rest is just cutting it with a band saw and coating, which are things that anyone can do with minimal training. I was sent on a sawmill operation course by my employee and we made one of these things as a part of the coursework. Making a plain table deck out of glued pieces takes more artisanship than these. And yes, nine times out of ten these look crass, only missing a stuffed deer head on the wall and a bear hide rug.
I've been watching woodworking joinery videos from years ago. Some of them really blow me away, or they're done in a way with tools I wouldn't have thought of.
I figured Akinator would come up with Tim Pool instead of Nick...
I like those desks with the hidden compartments , some of those have resin floored draws and I think they look neat. Resin can look sick if used tastefully
I just bought a 40$ live edge table board, never going to recover
If the man who’s explaining this to me’s throat isn’t disintegrating from steroids and gars I don’t wanna hear it.
I think what sam is trying to say in regards to "patience" and "honing in on one detail" is that anyone can spend the time and effort or "patience" to become better or more knowledgeable about woodworking, but very few people (who likely fell instantly in love with woodworking the first time they tried it, and don't care or even like how tedious it can be) will be capable of putting in the exponentially more effort it takes to learn master level techniques like Japanese joinery etc. that show wood as the true art form it is instead of just projects that prove basic technical know-how and "patience" like shitty resin tables. To really excel, you can't just have "patience" but an admiration or respect for the tedium that goes into every part of your craft.
"Redlayer Guitars" your welcome Chris
Here to give algorithmic boost. I already pay for this malarky!
Sam needs to do something W/ Chris Cantwell of the Radical Agenda.
"The counter culture.....that we're *with* okay" 😅
Please
MDE and their fan boys want to be a part of something so bad 😂
@@noyes.You are pretty active on the comments for not being an MDE fanboy.
@@linfrey1103
I know you’re unaware of this experience but maybe I’m talking to people?
@@noyes. You're not talking to anyone though, your comments get no replies.
@@lollmaowtf
I’m taking to two of you right now. Stop projecting.
Your style is generic, mine's authentic-made
Nick looks like he’s almost in hop lite shape they need to cop their armor fr
I think those live edge tables could work in a minimalist home. It'll be a cool contrast.
Reject wood, embrace clay
Big ups to Chris for keeping on the French subtitles otherwise I wouldn't know what the fuck was going on
Wish it were Sunday....JUST ANOTHA MANIC MONDAY
I'm surprised these guys didn't compare business cards.
sam maloof literally makes live edge tables
Sam tryna act like he doesn’t know who BAP is
As a cabinetmaker who makes furniture for myself... the comparison to creating a perfect joint to crafting a joke is the only time I didn't roll my eyes when comedians talk about the craft of comedy
I sold furniture at scan design in Florida. Some of their stuff's not bad and I made 150k a year 40 hours a week so it was all good.... Bros. Get out of cars and get into furniture. But honestly they started stocking live edge and it was all trash. I didn't sell one live edge table in 2 years. I don't think anyone did to be honest.
Where is nick mullen
Acting like sober Steve-O.
Nick really said Issey Miyake cuts 😂
When I see your show, you remind me of the painting “Stańczyk” by Jan Matejk. You are a comedian full of joy, but you are world weary and jaded by what is to come. It is a compliment of your insight. Even by the way you sit sometimes.
"gay"
"Aint that cool? That's Ai." 😏👍
I wanted to get into resin tables a few years ago but I'm such a lazy piece of shit that the trend is over and I havent even started yet
Charcoal paint instead
fathan klein jumpscare
Nick is just some unrelatable boomer now and I'm the same age. He's just soft.
The wood working, live edge, blue resin thing seems cool when you're just getting good enough to be able to sell your work. The problem seems like 95% of people never move past that point and the next stage of creative development has a higher barrier to entry.
LMAO akinator
George Nakashima is the Rothko equivalent of live edge tables. He was the real innovator all these guys are imitating.
“Is he famous because of a friend” aww cmon man
i made a resin table. didnt post it. not Danish btw
Sam Maloof and Finn Juhl goated
Y'all see the similarity between tribes in Africa and black frats, right? Its ritual dance. Old as time itself.
Red highlights was leading towards big jay oakerson for sure
Hate me but I liked that "River Table". Although I'm sure the asking price is a ton more than I would pay.
I was wondering why I was so thoroughly unimpressed with resin tables.
I’d like y’all to get a deal with HGTV seems to be a perfect network for a perfect podcast 👍
based
i knew it was gonna be ethan klein bro...
The best furniture is whatever your wife picked out. If you have a preference about furniture you need a husband to share your preferences with.
vanta black take
letting women pick is how you get operating-room-level sterile white houses or tacky live laugh love fake farmhouses with sliding barn doors
Yeah, I'm making tables and this resin shit is tacky as fuck. People want it though 😢
I’m starting to think that the leech channels have better clips than this one.
Glad Big Resin is being called out
As a cabinet designer Im forced to agree, we design cool but ugly interiors
You also make every surface for squatamalans. Knock that shit off.
>ethan klein
comedy gold
It's just a decision tree.
It's AI, Chris.
Nick's officially a celebrity
Live edge is for "woodworkers" that want a carved look without having the patience to carve. Their sloth shows through their work
Rob Cosman is the guy to watch, my dudes.
I'm glad my father doesn't make gay furniture. Just regular stuff my Mom likes.
Does anyone remember smarterchild on aim? The original Ai
I'm so happy to discover Nick also hates resin tables. I've always thought they were overrated.😂
The only person with style in Sam’s crew is Joey
Bro my Father in Law is a wood worker his housr is so tacky it's insane
"chat gpt"
Silly billy
WHAT DO YOU MEAN CHRIOS IS GONE?!??
Offerman = your ex
Hey guys
Hi
yo
YO
@@seednfeedi hate you
Yo watching the new vid?
Nick needs his T levels checked
regression of testosterone as you age is a natural thing
What's with the barebones backdrop
Add Jack Reacher actor dude as the "manly for show" crap. He cries about "hate speech" while playing a tough guy on TV. Outwardly hates his own fans