When two black kings talk, I sit down and listen. It's called being a decent human being and not forgetting the USS Liberty or the Lavon Affair... Watch Europa and wear your wool socks at all times. Christ is Lord.
@@4u_lightningwolf it's a recurring post on here, elsewhere too I think. An autistic guy or bot or whatever will post something along the lines of "wear wool socks to sleep for the best night sleep you'll ever have". It's a mystery to me as to why it's posted on here but it's part of the culture now.
Being that the status quo of modern society is bearded men shoulder deep in eachother's rectums like an oros-boros of fists and vaseline, i would actually call Nick Offerman a staunch conservative….
Im a welder/metal worker that dabbles in the hobby of woodworking. I made a fish board for a guy for him to clamp onto the tail and clean the fish. It was a fun little project. Got to use my router and make the grooves. He was happy with it and i always get nervous when i finish something because i know exactly where all the imperfections are that nobody else will ever notice. But its a fun hobby
@Willrocs I really want to get a lathe. My next tool purchase will be either that or this bambu a1 mini 3d printer. Just a tuff decision. Both will open up my abilities to make stuff, but both will take a dedicated spot in my little shop and space is what I run out of fastest lol
I work in aerospace fabrication but ever since I bought a house most of my life is spent woodworking. I love everything about it. In two years, I have built a decked out shop that I am extremely proud of
Yeah these guys are being too cruel. Not all woodworkers are insufferable twats. Been a woodworker all my life. Beard Oil cucks really have hurt the hobby though, almost as bad as they have destroyed the whiskey industry. Paying $6000 for a $30 bottle.
@@mmmpancakesmmm that side of woodworking youtube is a speedrun to existential dread. if you want to learn something, I recommend japanese woodworking channels where they say nothing while doing just about anything.
@@slowboywhiteboardv4and if you are going to have one, just make it yourself. that's the fun part. you can put the bones of your dead parakeet in there
@@slowboywhiteboardv4 There is a furniture store by mine that does not sell a thing ever and it's all this style in silver and gold and even at walking pace i can see how bad the wood carving is
Resin is EXTRA ass because all epoxies yellow over time, stain, and scratch easily so they look like shit in no time at all. Your blue table is now puke green.
Yeah because you literally support a violent right-winger Sam Hyde. If you were a decent human being compassionate about actually important things (e.g. A huge problem of transphobia), you wouldn't have cared about resin tables. And, they are actually good and stylish, hun. Do better.
Same thing with people who make “drip pour” paintings. I know a guy that was actually trying to give a class on drip pour painting. Someone also who’s never taught anything or went to school for anything and just decided one day that he was going to be an “artist”
To be honest you dont need to go to art school to learn or teach art, id even say the only reason to go is for job security right out of college. But yeah the drip art stuff is for people who want to feel like theyre a part of the conversation for sure.
You're the first and only straight dudes I've ever heard critique this tacky bullshit. I entered a heated debate with my brother about his (fake) live edge dining table, some people cant be fixed.
Hahaha…just wait. Half of Sam fans are beard oil hipsters. They were pretending that spending 45 minutes on their beard wasn’t silly billy behavior. Sam needs to be careful. Half of his income is from these people adding a little Sam Hyde to cut their metrosexuality.
listen up i have an inconvenient truthfor you, goobah. if something takes real skill and is a real art form like carpentry or whatever, then beard oil guys will make it gay. if its something that doesn't take skill (roasting coffee beans, letting wine ferment, growing a mushroom) then a beard oil guy will only make it better. u need talentless spergs to over-complicate the facets of life that skilled people overlook. otherwise we would all be drinking folgers.
The only challenges with live edge table decks is finding the material, which is going to be expensive to procure, and then air curing it which takes a long time. The rest is just cutting it with a band saw and coating, which are things that anyone can do with minimal training. I was sent on a sawmill operation course by my employee and we made one of these things as a part of the coursework. Making a plain table deck out of glued pieces takes more artisanship than these. And yes, nine times out of ten these look crass, only missing a stuffed deer head on the wall and a bear hide rug.
As a carpenter I feel heard and completely agree about these lame trends in furniture building lately I’ve never done a live edge a lichtenberg etch or char epoxy would be cool for a guitar but I prefer classical furniture
I realise it’s contrarian but I like live edge without epoxy. That said, wood gets fucked up in my house. The only table that lasts is a 2000pound marble monstrosity that no one sits at because it feels too over done. A simple, large 8 seater live edge slab would go hard in the braai/pizza oven area. I couldn’t take someone seriously if they disagreed. It’s peak white man aesthetic. I live in South Africa so I guess Americans are leaning into the plastic + matchbox aesthetic.
@@michaelnuttall9249 live edge marble? I think that’s a bit different, I know a little stone masonry and how to chip concrete but I don’t mess with marble. Even still with marble common peak Euro aesthetic is fluted, scrolled Corinthian columns
@@michaelnuttall9249 I mean once you’ve slapped a giant pizza oven into a room you kind of have free range to do whatever you want. You aren’t going to visually overpower the giant brick box full of fire. We’re talking about people slapping that same live-edge table into a farmhouse style dining room and thinking they look sophisticated. Same people also put stone facades on house styles that could only ever be made of wood
@@Excelnaught-f4b Oh right didn't think of it like that, marble table requires 8 men to shift so It'll be in the house for a few years before i get tired of looking at it. Good point with it being in the braai/pizza oven room.
Sam went to art school, that's really gay and i know hes got a huge closet. I didn't do school and that makes me cool. Go get your high heels sim sam they dont make you look fat. Its ok tho i have a tiny bird.
My old math teacher told us that the complected joint woodworking he’s talking about requires real math like trigonometry apparently there is a field of math dedicated to that.
As a cabinetmaker who makes furniture for myself... the comparison to creating a perfect joint to crafting a joke is the only time I didn't roll my eyes when comedians talk about the craft of comedy
Proficiency is logarithmic. To make an art project that doesn’t look like complete shit and has good composition and all that, takes decades to master. You’re gonna produce shit, unless you’re just naturally skilled. What I’m naturally skilled at, I hate.
I've been watching woodworking joinery videos from years ago. Some of them really blow me away, or they're done in a way with tools I wouldn't have thought of.
I like those desks with the hidden compartments , some of those have resin floored draws and I think they look neat. Resin can look sick if used tastefully
There's worse design trends than live edge tables. Making everything gray and white for instance. "Minimalism", with no warmth or detail. That cheap boxy furniture that's everywhere now.
When I see your show, you remind me of the painting “Stańczyk” by Jan Matejk. You are a comedian full of joy, but you are world weary and jaded by what is to come. It is a compliment of your insight. Even by the way you sit sometimes.
I think what sam is trying to say in regards to "patience" and "honing in on one detail" is that anyone can spend the time and effort or "patience" to become better or more knowledgeable about woodworking, but very few people (who likely fell instantly in love with woodworking the first time they tried it, and don't care or even like how tedious it can be) will be capable of putting in the exponentially more effort it takes to learn master level techniques like Japanese joinery etc. that show wood as the true art form it is instead of just projects that prove basic technical know-how and "patience" like shitty resin tables. To really excel, you can't just have "patience" but an admiration or respect for the tedium that goes into every part of your craft.
When did obsessing over and looking at gay and trans stuff like these bros become a rite of passage for being masculine and staunchly heterosexual, I don't get it. Someone help me out here.
I sold furniture at scan design in Florida. Some of their stuff's not bad and I made 150k a year 40 hours a week so it was all good.... Bros. Get out of cars and get into furniture. But honestly they started stocking live edge and it was all trash. I didn't sell one live edge table in 2 years. I don't think anyone did to be honest.
Sam talking fashion while looking like a Hey Arnold character is the nuance I came here for.
He looks like a Fat Albert background character
He’s got the simple things.
Lmaooo
Hard-R'nold.
@@NegativeSpacePhoto oh cool, a cumtown bit from 2017.
When two black kings talk, I sit down and listen. It's called being a decent human being and not forgetting the USS Liberty or the Lavon Affair... Watch Europa and wear your wool socks at all times. Christ is Lord.
So true!
Revturn of the king
Are you guys who make these comments on every video real or bots?
whats the wool socks referencing?
@@4u_lightningwolf it's a recurring post on here, elsewhere too I think. An autistic guy or bot or whatever will post something along the lines of "wear wool socks to sleep for the best night sleep you'll ever have".
It's a mystery to me as to why it's posted on here but it's part of the culture now.
"I gotta stop dressing like I sell weed"
That went hard.
Nick Offerman implying he was ever a conservative is a grift itself.
He's a "respected actor". That tells you everything you need to know about his political beliefs.
Nick suck-off-a-man of course
Actors are jews, what else do you need to know
Being that the status quo of modern society is bearded men shoulder deep in eachother's rectums like an oros-boros of fists and vaseline, i would actually call Nick Offerman a staunch conservative….
So gross. And disingenuous he is. @@Boa796
Im a welder/metal worker that dabbles in the hobby of woodworking. I made a fish board for a guy for him to clamp onto the tail and clean the fish. It was a fun little project. Got to use my router and make the grooves. He was happy with it and i always get nervous when i finish something because i know exactly where all the imperfections are that nobody else will ever notice. But its a fun hobby
Wood lathes are really fun and it’s not that much of learning curve. You in are correct every iffy spot you can see but most are clueless to it
@Willrocs I really want to get a lathe. My next tool purchase will be either that or this bambu a1 mini 3d printer. Just a tuff decision. Both will open up my abilities to make stuff, but both will take a dedicated spot in my little shop and space is what I run out of fastest lol
I work in aerospace fabrication but ever since I bought a house most of my life is spent woodworking. I love everything about it. In two years, I have built a decked out shop that I am extremely proud of
Yeah these guys are being too cruel. Not all woodworkers are insufferable twats. Been a woodworker all my life. Beard Oil cucks really have hurt the hobby though, almost as bad as they have destroyed the whiskey industry. Paying $6000 for a $30 bottle.
@@mmmpancakesmmm that side of woodworking youtube is a speedrun to existential dread. if you want to learn something, I recommend japanese woodworking channels where they say nothing while doing just about anything.
The money people spend on those stupid resin tables is MADNESS
That's one of the tackiest things I've seen next to fake gold neo-baroque furniture.
@@slowboywhiteboardv4and if you are going to have one, just make it yourself. that's the fun part. you can put the bones of your dead parakeet in there
Such a money maker. A tub of colored epoxy and some scrap wood and somehow people think it's worth hundreds or thousands
@@slowboywhiteboardv4 There is a furniture store by mine that does not sell a thing ever and it's all this style in silver and gold and even at walking pace i can see how bad the wood carving is
I know. That's why I keep making them
Berating other men for not being a turbo-normie is the hallmark of faux masculinity
Akinator out of nowhere i havent seen that in 10 years
I haven’t seen that profile picture in 10 years
Brother where you in a time capsule
Resin is EXTRA ass because all epoxies yellow over time, stain, and scratch easily so they look like shit in no time at all. Your blue table is now puke green.
But its gonna be a great tloating device for some sea turtle one day.
Jim Stupid here. Nothing beats the 2x12 on 2 cinder blocks table aesthetic.
I love that nice dimensional lumber feel, even better when pressure treated!
Dude that's my kitchen and coffee table. I also have a bookshelf full of books I never read made from dirty old pallets!
@@sandbergmachineandtool6226 No way! I also never read my books.
The box my TV came in on top of the night stand
I HATE those resin tables with irrational passion.
Bro it's 100% rational
Yeah because you literally support a violent right-winger Sam Hyde. If you were a decent human being compassionate about actually important things (e.g. A huge problem of transphobia), you wouldn't have cared about resin tables. And, they are actually good and stylish, hun. Do better.
Nick Rochefort #1 Spreadmaxxer
The fish eye helps use see his fish eye.
Reject Plastic, Embrace Wood.
this.
embrace wool
Embrace it firmly
I’m behind the concept, but the way you worded that is gay.
@@raygun23 I did realize that shortly after posting it. 💅🌈
Same thing with people who make “drip pour” paintings. I know a guy that was actually trying to give a class on drip pour painting. Someone also who’s never taught anything or went to school for anything and just decided one day that he was going to be an “artist”
To be honest you dont need to go to art school to learn or teach art, id even say the only reason to go is for job security right out of college. But yeah the drip art stuff is for people who want to feel like theyre a part of the conversation for sure.
They’ll do anything but learn how to paint.
I have always called out the epidemic of beard oil guys. First time I’m seeing somebody make a point of it beyond just clowning on Joe Rogan’s pals.
You're the first and only straight dudes I've ever heard critique this tacky bullshit. I entered a heated debate with my brother about his (fake) live edge dining table, some people cant be fixed.
Wear wool socks on the USS Liberty for the best swim ever 🙏🏾
What's with the wool socks comments
@@RegisteredCornball we’re just trying to change your life no big deal
@@RegisteredCornballlook up the ship.
Israel did wool socks@@RegisteredCornball
@@RegisteredCornball
Force meme some kid has been trying for months
Beard Oil Guy ruined cooking even.
Ayo I love goobahs
Ruined grammer even
@@Leman.Russ.6thLegion Ruined spelling even?
Hahaha…just wait. Half of Sam fans are beard oil hipsters. They were pretending that spending 45 minutes on their beard wasn’t silly billy behavior. Sam needs to be careful. Half of his income is from these people adding a little Sam Hyde to cut their metrosexuality.
listen up i have an inconvenient truthfor you, goobah. if something takes real skill and is a real art form like carpentry or whatever, then beard oil guys will make it gay. if its something that doesn't take skill (roasting coffee beans, letting wine ferment, growing a mushroom) then a beard oil guy will only make it better. u need talentless spergs to over-complicate the facets of life that skilled people overlook. otherwise we would all be drinking folgers.
Lmao @ Sam keeping around a spit bottle for when he uses Zyn
Hes real 4 that
If I don’t spit my tummy gets upset
Nice. Resin tables are trash.
De video mang, like de uhh video mang
The only challenges with live edge table decks is finding the material, which is going to be expensive to procure, and then air curing it which takes a long time. The rest is just cutting it with a band saw and coating, which are things that anyone can do with minimal training. I was sent on a sawmill operation course by my employee and we made one of these things as a part of the coursework. Making a plain table deck out of glued pieces takes more artisanship than these. And yes, nine times out of ten these look crass, only missing a stuffed deer head on the wall and a bear hide rug.
Hello Sam & Nick, I am an Indian man can you teach me real masculinity pls.
9:48 jumpscare
As a carpenter I feel heard and completely agree about these lame trends in furniture building lately
I’ve never done a live edge a lichtenberg etch or char epoxy would be cool for a guitar but I prefer classical furniture
I realise it’s contrarian but I like live edge without epoxy. That said, wood gets fucked up in my house. The only table that lasts is a 2000pound marble monstrosity that no one sits at because it feels too over done. A simple, large 8 seater live edge slab would go hard in the braai/pizza oven area. I couldn’t take someone seriously if they disagreed. It’s peak white man aesthetic. I live in South Africa so I guess Americans are leaning into the plastic + matchbox aesthetic.
@@michaelnuttall9249 live edge marble? I think that’s a bit different, I know a little stone masonry and how to chip concrete but I don’t mess with marble.
Even still with marble common peak Euro aesthetic is fluted, scrolled Corinthian columns
@@michaelnuttall9249 I mean once you’ve slapped a giant pizza oven into a room you kind of have free range to do whatever you want. You aren’t going to visually overpower the giant brick box full of fire.
We’re talking about people slapping that same live-edge table into a farmhouse style dining room and thinking they look sophisticated. Same people also put stone facades on house styles that could only ever be made of wood
@@Excelnaught-f4b Oh right didn't think of it like that, marble table requires 8 men to shift so It'll be in the house for a few years before i get tired of looking at it. Good point with it being in the braai/pizza oven room.
When is nick gonna do a google-maps tour of houses in northern Rhode Island that have been ruined by Italians?
From my experience in woodworking with rustic end furniture. It's justa trend, neither easier or harder than "non-rustic" stuff.
Sam went to art school, that's really gay and i know hes got a huge closet. I didn't do school and that makes me cool. Go get your high heels sim sam they dont make you look fat. Its ok tho i have a tiny bird.
he's a fake gangster like ballerino tupac
My old math teacher told us that the complected joint woodworking he’s talking about requires real math like trigonometry apparently there is a field of math dedicated to that.
you don't need trig to joint wood. LOL
Ketchup pack drip is so last year, we on mustard now fam
Here to give algorithmic boost. I already pay for this malarky!
Your style is generic, mine's authentic-made
I love when these guys talk fashion and art lmao
I figured Akinator would come up with Tim Pool instead of Nick...
I didnt know sam was gay
Bro
Nah that's Frank Hassle
You didn't?
I got got
Welcome to Bolywood
As a cabinetmaker who makes furniture for myself... the comparison to creating a perfect joint to crafting a joke is the only time I didn't roll my eyes when comedians talk about the craft of comedy
I genuinely enjoy Sam's pivot from degeneracy to serious discussions about craftsmanship and art
If the man who’s explaining this to me’s throat isn’t disintegrating from steroids and gars I don’t wanna hear it.
Proficiency is logarithmic.
To make an art project that doesn’t look like complete shit and has good composition and all that, takes decades to master.
You’re gonna produce shit, unless you’re just naturally skilled. What I’m naturally skilled at, I hate.
Nick Heckin Offerman just being a boss 24/7
Sam basically is nick offerman like a boss swag now. We ain’t feeling the podcast nukka, get back to the stream Sam!!!
Le bacon flavored chewing gum
The name is Bacon Cigar McWhiskey to you!
I love drinking Black Rifle Coffee while admiring my hatchet collection from my manbox subscription
@@realtyrannosaurusallenwhat a man, keep buying your way to corporate masculinity
I've been watching woodworking joinery videos from years ago. Some of them really blow me away, or they're done in a way with tools I wouldn't have thought of.
performative masculinity is as annoying as a complete rejection of it.
I like those desks with the hidden compartments , some of those have resin floored draws and I think they look neat. Resin can look sick if used tastefully
There's worse design trends than live edge tables. Making everything gray and white for instance. "Minimalism", with no warmth or detail. That cheap boxy furniture that's everywhere now.
Holy shit Akinator knows Nick Rochefort
I think they are talking about Pedulla Studio. Unreal woodworking.
I think those live edge tables could work in a minimalist home. It'll be a cool contrast.
I just bought a 40$ live edge table board, never going to recover
Wish it were Sunday....JUST ANOTHA MANIC MONDAY
Red highlights was leading towards big jay oakerson for sure
I wanted to get into resin tables a few years ago but I'm such a lazy piece of shit that the trend is over and I havent even started yet
Charcoal paint instead
Sam needs to do something W/ Chris Cantwell of the Radical Agenda.
Where is nick mullen
Acting like sober Steve-O.
There’s only one real counter culture… in art, cooking, architecture, history even…. you know what it is, RUclips won’t let me say it.
100%. And anything not counter only serves to push us towards a homogenized globe filled with demoralized serfs.
I'm guessing you're not a fan of green skies and blue grass.
"Redlayer Guitars" your welcome Chris
I'm surprised these guys didn't compare business cards.
Big ups to Chris for keeping on the French subtitles otherwise I wouldn't know what the fuck was going on
When I see your show, you remind me of the painting “Stańczyk” by Jan Matejk. You are a comedian full of joy, but you are world weary and jaded by what is to come. It is a compliment of your insight. Even by the way you sit sometimes.
"gay"
I think what sam is trying to say in regards to "patience" and "honing in on one detail" is that anyone can spend the time and effort or "patience" to become better or more knowledgeable about woodworking, but very few people (who likely fell instantly in love with woodworking the first time they tried it, and don't care or even like how tedious it can be) will be capable of putting in the exponentially more effort it takes to learn master level techniques like Japanese joinery etc. that show wood as the true art form it is instead of just projects that prove basic technical know-how and "patience" like shitty resin tables. To really excel, you can't just have "patience" but an admiration or respect for the tedium that goes into every part of your craft.
sam maloof literally makes live edge tables
"Aint that cool? That's Ai." 😏👍
George Nakashima is the Rothko equivalent of live edge tables. He was the real innovator all these guys are imitating.
LMAO akinator
Reject wood, embrace clay
I think its adorable Sam dresses like a white guy named Raj.
When did obsessing over and looking at gay and trans stuff like these bros become a rite of passage for being masculine and staunchly heterosexual, I don't get it. Someone help me out here.
"I think it's Ethan Klein again" set me off
You're telling me planing a slab and covering it in epoxy isn't hard!!?!?!?!?
Hate me but I liked that "River Table". Although I'm sure the asking price is a ton more than I would pay.
George Nakashima The Soul of a Tree
"The counter culture.....that we're *with* okay" 😅
Please
MDE and their fan boys want to be a part of something so bad 😂
@@noyes.You are pretty active on the comments for not being an MDE fanboy.
@@linfrey1103
I know you’re unaware of this experience but maybe I’m talking to people?
@@noyes. You're not talking to anyone though, your comments get no replies.
@@lollmaowtf
I’m taking to two of you right now. Stop projecting.
The gays do know fashion. They're just overcrowded right now by grifters.
Does anyone remember smarterchild on aim? The original Ai
I’d like y’all to get a deal with HGTV seems to be a perfect network for a perfect podcast 👍
Y'all see the similarity between tribes in Africa and black frats, right? Its ritual dance. Old as time itself.
Sam Maloof and Finn Juhl goated
i knew it was gonna be ethan klein bro...
1) They got paid
2) Their handlers told them to
3) So they do what they told, its their job.
Nick really said Issey Miyake cuts 😂
I HECKIN LOVE RESIN !
Rob Cosman is the guy to watch, my dudes.
based
Nick's officially a celebrity
>ethan klein
comedy gold
Glad Big Resin is being called out
“Is he famous because of a friend” aww cmon man
I was wondering why I was so thoroughly unimpressed with resin tables.
I love how they have to astro turf white males into kamalas campaign. Its also really sad, its frustrating where politics are
fathan klein jumpscare
I'm glad my father doesn't make gay furniture. Just regular stuff my Mom likes.
I'm so happy to discover Nick also hates resin tables. I've always thought they were overrated.😂
What's with the barebones backdrop
Sam's talking about being longhoused now...
Yeah, I'm making tables and this resin shit is tacky as fuck. People want it though 😢
Nick needs his T levels checked
regression of testosterone as you age is a natural thing
Live edge is for "woodworkers" that want a carved look without having the patience to carve. Their sloth shows through their work
i made a resin table. didnt post it. not Danish btw
I sold furniture at scan design in Florida. Some of their stuff's not bad and I made 150k a year 40 hours a week so it was all good.... Bros. Get out of cars and get into furniture. But honestly they started stocking live edge and it was all trash. I didn't sell one live edge table in 2 years. I don't think anyone did to be honest.
Bro my Father in Law is a wood worker his housr is so tacky it's insane
The only person with style in Sam’s crew is Joey