How to make Russian PASHTET (паштет) - Cooking with Boris

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  • Опубликовано: 15 авг 2021
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    ingredients:
    500g pork liver
    1L milk (optional)
    bay leaf
    some nutmeg
    100g pig fat
    1 large carrot
    1 large onion
    150g butter or margarine
    parsley for decoration
    1tbsp diluted vinegar
    instructions:
    place liver in milk for 2 hours (optional)
    cut liver into smaller pieces, about 5-10cm
    set to boil for 20-30 minutes, removing foam as it appears
    at same time cut pig fat, carrots and onions and fry them together
    at about 20 minutes of boiling the liver, take one piece and test if ready
    add salt to water and boil for another 2-3 minutes
    after that, slice up liver into smaller pieces and add to pan with other components
    add nutmeg and bay leaf.. or maybe two
    fry for 2-3 minutes until mixed well
    grind with meat grinder or food processor
    add butter for smoothness and vinegar for taste. mix/grind again
    package into favourite container
    decorate with parsley
    enjoy!
    music used:
    uamee TRACKSUIT
    • uamee - TRACKSUIT
    uamee COMMIEBLOCK
    • uamee - COMMIEBLOCK [H...
    uamee KOPEIKA
    • uamee - KOPEIKA
    edited and recorded by:
    viktor.
    Intro music:
    Gopnik McBlyat - Snakes in Tracksuits
    Outro music:
    Cheeki Breeki Hardbass Anthem
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Комментарии • 2,5 тыс.

  • @basiI
    @basiI 3 года назад +1931

    Theory: Boris is not a person. He was never born. He is a hoodie that was brought to life by pure Slavic spirit and he has come to spread the slavness

  • @uamee
    @uamee 3 года назад +4384

    When life gives you lemons you make PASHTET!

    • @uamee
      @uamee 3 года назад +113

      Wait that makes no sense 😅

    • @comradebartek4524
      @comradebartek4524 3 года назад +23

      Lemon pashtet? I feel like I seen that somewhere

    • @NotRetroGames
      @NotRetroGames 3 года назад +5

      how have you been comrade you make good songs maybe I can use your songs

    • @kaze5535
      @kaze5535 3 года назад +3

      @@uamee xDDD

    • @kebbyisthebest
      @kebbyisthebest 3 года назад +2

      uamee!

  • @jimmyjohnjohnson9803
    @jimmyjohnjohnson9803 3 года назад +1612

    "This is not butter, this is margarine. Fuck margarine" *punches* had me dying

  • @MechaEmperor7000
    @MechaEmperor7000 3 года назад +353

    Other lesser Chefs: Add Assorted Vegetables
    Boris Superslav Chef: Add Assaulted Vegetables.

    • @samsunguser3148
      @samsunguser3148 2 года назад +6

      "Look how they massacred my vegetables"

  • @johndoe62804
    @johndoe62804 3 года назад +2055

    Gordon Ramsay: Where's lamb sauce?
    Uncle Roger: Where is MSG?
    Boris: Where's bay leaf?

    • @Krawurxus
      @Krawurxus 2 года назад +82

      John Townsend: Where's the nutmeg?

    • @BlackMasterRoshi
      @BlackMasterRoshi 2 года назад +16

      donde esta nachos

    • @MechaEmperor7000
      @MechaEmperor7000 2 года назад +35

      @@Krawurxus Chef John: Ol' Shake-a Cayenne.
      Babish: Where's Tinywhisk?

    • @GhostEye31
      @GhostEye31 2 года назад +28

      Steve1989: Where's the tray?

    • @zyhurbeelzebub6213
      @zyhurbeelzebub6213 2 года назад +7

      I now have a Strong urge to go watch Uncle Roger videos. Thanks.

  • @champagne.future5248
    @champagne.future5248 3 года назад +1824

    “Peel the carrot”: 😡
    “Reduce slightly the dirt content of orange stick”: 😎

    • @muzanjackson8827
      @muzanjackson8827 3 года назад +16

      y e s

    • @slovakgopnik8534
      @slovakgopnik8534 2 года назад +7

      🙃👌

    • @PC_Simo
      @PC_Simo 2 года назад +7

      Yes! Respect the carrots’ rights!

    • @slovakgopnik8534
      @slovakgopnik8534 2 года назад +8

      Now everitime i will say ''Reduce slightly the dirt content of orange stick'' instead of ''peel the carrot''

    • @kayagorzan
      @kayagorzan 2 года назад +3

      Yes

  • @scitechian
    @scitechian 3 года назад +357

    That is the cleanest and most presentable-looking liver I've ever seen in my life.

    • @Michal_Zuber
      @Michal_Zuber 2 года назад +11

      You're a surgeon? XD

    • @RodBeauvex
      @RodBeauvex 2 года назад +9

      Hmmm....Do you have a wine you prefer? And what's your favorite bean?

    • @scitechian
      @scitechian 2 года назад +5

      @@RodBeauvex Kidney beans and barefoot wine.

    • @rs6742
      @rs6742 2 года назад +13

      @@RodBeauvex Fava beans and a nice Chianti...

    • @RodBeauvex
      @RodBeauvex 2 года назад +3

      @@rs6742 This man knows.

  • @shadowtailvalcorin
    @shadowtailvalcorin 3 года назад +700

    As a Hispanic, the moment you brought out the margarine container, I thought about how a fair amount of Hispanic people reuse those containers for beans and rice. In my household if we didn't have a spare jar we also use them for sauces, like extra molé or red enchilada sauce. So moral of this message is, I can relate.

    • @faceless_lurker
      @faceless_lurker 3 года назад +37

      orale blyat

    • @wheelchair1410
      @wheelchair1410 3 года назад +79

      Reusal of old containers such as this is very common in Slavic household. Many Polish children's dreams were shattered as they took the ice cream box out of the freezer just to be welcomed with dill inside.

    • @mnemophage
      @mnemophage 3 года назад +25

      Italian here, and my family did the same thing. It's always red sauce. Red sauce stored in a bought-on-sale mega-bulk margarine container of such thrifty quantity that it's a wonder anyone got through it all in the first place.

    • @free_live_free-511
      @free_live_free-511 2 года назад +28

      Who doesn't do this? I cannot relate with anyone who does not.

    • @metalhev3989
      @metalhev3989 2 года назад +11

      I think thats common everywhere

  • @makarov9419
    @makarov9419 3 года назад +2613

    “This is not butter, this is margarine, Fuck Margarine” is the best Boris quote from this video

    • @makarov9419
      @makarov9419 3 года назад +31

      @k c I can’t believe it’s not butter

    • @hoangquocbao3304
      @hoangquocbao3304 3 года назад +8

      BIG IRON!!!

    • @weeb69
      @weeb69 3 года назад +48

      That's so relatable. When I was growing up, we'd never get butter because it was too expensive, but also because there was so much damn margarine, so we just had margarine all the time.

    • @makarov9419
      @makarov9419 3 года назад +18

      @@weeb69 I’ve had margarine a few times it just isn’t as good as butter, especially when eating it by the spoonful

    • @Warlordalexi
      @Warlordalexi 3 года назад +21

      He punched it, at that. This madman punched the margarine.

  • @Kochiha
    @Kochiha 3 года назад +628

    "For one kill you get one sausage."
    If you get killed, you BECOME sausage.

    • @NotJohnTanner
      @NotJohnTanner 3 года назад +2

      That sounds weird but okay...

    • @thighmeat6034
      @thighmeat6034 3 года назад +17

      In this world, it’s to sausage or to be sausaged

    • @Vilotaa
      @Vilotaa 3 года назад +6

      Yo i just remembered of some guy making sausages out of everything, I think he is called Ordinary Sausage.

    • @thighmeat6034
      @thighmeat6034 3 года назад +2

      @@Vilotaa let’s sausage~ ✊✊

    • @Vilotaa
      @Vilotaa 3 года назад +2

      @@thighmeat6034 5/5 pam pam pam pam pam

  • @unell9865
    @unell9865 2 года назад +36

    2:55
    *pops open bottle with carrot*
    Me: "HE DID WHAT NOW?!"

    • @leondarick3679
      @leondarick3679 2 года назад +7

      It's 4 in the morning, and I am watching. I went to the comments to look for this comment because I noticed it too. How? How does one? What?

    • @Sharpless2
      @Sharpless2 Год назад +5

      @@leondarick3679 this is pretty easy. If youre german or slav, you can open your beer with anything. With small rocks, your teeth, another bottle, a tree, a fence, your cigarette box, lighters, 50ct/2€ pieces, screwdrivers, and so on.

  • @BillBraskyy
    @BillBraskyy 2 года назад +61

    10:04 hey my grandmother uses to do that! As a kid I knew within the containers there could be rice or potato, but to an outsider, it would just appear that she really _really_ enjoyed/exclusively ate Country Crock... But they will never know!

    • @Kaleb99j
      @Kaleb99j 6 месяцев назад +1

      When he was talking about that I was thinking "Reusing old margarine/whipped cream containers is the most southern US thing to do."

  • @ALadyOfSorrows
    @ALadyOfSorrows 3 года назад +680

    I love how Anatoli is here but we just know he's slowly dying in the corner.

    • @KitsuneHB
      @KitsuneHB 3 года назад +16

      Slow and quiet! :D

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku 3 года назад +2

      I STRONGLY DISAGREE! Being as famous as I am on RUclips, I know that it gets hard to read every comment I get. I try my best, but I am just so famous, that I can't do it much longer. Sorry, dear ryan

    • @ALadyOfSorrows
      @ALadyOfSorrows 3 года назад +19

      @@AxxLAfriku and who are you?

    • @lightningcrush7795
      @lightningcrush7795 3 года назад +7

      @@AxxLAfriku maybe this is anatoli

    • @lightningcrush7795
      @lightningcrush7795 3 года назад +17

      @@AxxLAfriku secret spy account for spying on azakakistan

  • @superslav5323
    @superslav5323 3 года назад +2434

    Borises pashtet: perfectly done
    My pashtet: *dies*

    • @damn5991
      @damn5991 3 года назад +9

      :,).......

    • @mishtrong
      @mishtrong 3 года назад +172

      To be honest, if your pashtet is alive you have either severely undercooked it or left it out for too long.

    • @TheSlavChef
      @TheSlavChef 3 года назад +21

      my PASHTET = VOLTRON

    • @bobandvoid1421
      @bobandvoid1421 3 года назад +8

      Davai

    • @elduquecaradura1468
      @elduquecaradura1468 3 года назад +14

      Practice my lad, make a thousand pashtets and the 1001 will be decent

  • @janhammekenbuch142
    @janhammekenbuch142 3 года назад +70

    "If your entire 15 story block does not smell of boiling pig guts..."
    I laughed my ass off!
    Boris comments are ultimate laughter medicine.

  • @kaazflaaz1209
    @kaazflaaz1209 3 года назад +46

    As a Swede i totally understand this, swedish pashtet called "Lever pastej" Pastej meaning pashtet and Lever meaning liver... Toast, butter and lever pastej, add some sweet pickeled cumber or fresh cumber on top

    • @thatsalt1560
      @thatsalt1560 3 года назад +5

      Yes, I'm Swedish too. I loved that combination. (Moved abroad. There's liver paté here too, but it's not as good)

    • @kaazflaaz1209
      @kaazflaaz1209 3 года назад +3

      @@thatsalt1560 I have a special place in my heart for really good froi grois, but my heart belongs to the good old Arboga leverpastej

    • @Michal_Zuber
      @Michal_Zuber 2 года назад +4

      Thin slice of apple also tastes great! Have a try :)

    • @aprilmason1616
      @aprilmason1616 Год назад +3

      In the Netherlands we have "leverpastei" which is probably the same as what you described. Spreadable and in slices. And imo fancy version with cranberry or garlic or mushrooms. I enjoy it from time to time :)

  • @ottoeduardleopoldvonbismar3559
    @ottoeduardleopoldvonbismar3559 3 года назад +414

    I love the idea of Boris using bay leaf in foods just to satisfy the Elder Bay Leafs, so they wont destroy our planet.
    Great cosmic horror story right here.

    • @sukioku8784
      @sukioku8784 3 года назад +6

      rosmary outcast will rebel against old ways of the bay leaf... ow? hi netflix producers

    • @theswarmsquad3606
      @theswarmsquad3606 2 года назад +3

      Meatcanyon, get on it.

    • @onigireee
      @onigireee 2 года назад +2

      @@theswarmsquad3606 Meatcanyon _is_ the eldritch horror of our generation 😂💖

  • @Nakamura65
    @Nakamura65 3 года назад +1171

    I like the fact that you lost your screw that is supposed to hold the lever in place, which happens exactly 30 seconds after buying this grinder and its scientifically proven that no real soviet meat grinder has that screw anymore. I can still feel the pain of suddenly unhooking the lever by accident when grinding 20 kg of pork at babushka and slamming myself to the knee with the lever.

    • @toritori2299
      @toritori2299 3 года назад +74

      You just unlocked a childhood memory of mine

    • @c0mbo
      @c0mbo 3 года назад +5

      Ha, loh. Moi dedushka sdelal takoy je bolt
      I nasha myasorubka s boltikom. Zaviduy

    • @Malphas38th
      @Malphas38th 3 года назад +42

      Then I took a lever to the knee...

    • @mr.dahliaking.202
      @mr.dahliaking.202 3 года назад +32

      my grinder has a screw lol my mom kept everything extremely in a shape as it came. The bloody soviet toilet she had with the apartment 50 years later still looks like straight from the box.

    • @thatsalt1560
      @thatsalt1560 3 года назад +8

      We have two of these. With screws 🙃

  • @BETAmosquito
    @BETAmosquito 2 года назад +7

    Finally made this after suffering through liver and onions once a week forever.
    Dangerously delicious, should come with a warning at the beginning. Now I stalk the streets each night looking for livers to feed my crippling pashtet addiction.

  • @kingploong3092
    @kingploong3092 3 года назад +14

    4:15 my new alarm

  • @Nordkrafts
    @Nordkrafts 3 года назад +577

    Opening beer with completely random objects. Feels just like home.

    • @cubaj8723
      @cubaj8723 3 года назад +5

      Even better, opening mead with completely random objects!

    • @theprojectproject01
      @theprojectproject01 3 года назад +3

      Plot twist: Boris is secretly from Wisconsin

    • @themasterofbeans102
      @themasterofbeans102 3 года назад +1

      I open my beer with sugma

    • @cubaj8723
      @cubaj8723 3 года назад +6

      @@themasterofbeans102 I'm more of a ligma man myself.

    • @themasterofbeans102
      @themasterofbeans102 3 года назад +1

      @@cubaj8723 understandable

  • @PHILeeOPE
    @PHILeeOPE 3 года назад +241

    People only think Bay Leaves don’t do much because they almost always cover up the bay leaf flavor/aroma with a ton of other spices.
    If you allow the bay leaf to take center stage, it’ll sing

    • @dominic.h.3363
      @dominic.h.3363 3 года назад +5

      Or just use ground bay leaf with the other spices so the bay leaf remains equally as potent.

    • @leetri
      @leetri 3 года назад +42

      You will definitely notice that something is missing if you don't add the bay leaf, even with other spices it's working its magic in the background.

    • @FreyOdyssey
      @FreyOdyssey 3 года назад +29

      @@leetri agreed, I was cooking one day and forgot and/or run out of the bay leaf. Food was still good, but something was missing... and I go heavy on the spices

    • @skrenos
      @skrenos 3 года назад +8

      For those people, they need to take tea cup, put in 1 bay leaf and pour boiling water on it. Let steep 5 minutes and taste the bay leaf tea.

    • @cam4636
      @cam4636 2 года назад +2

      @@skrenos real fans inject this straight into their veins

  • @junkyardjoe1419
    @junkyardjoe1419 3 года назад +80

    I just want to say I've recently been using some of your budget cooking videos, trying to cook for myself to improve my lifestyle. Last couple meals have been the boris special minus the onion and with some flour added, second time with a chopped up carrot, and its been great. Feels good to cook, and the food is good. I've still got a long journey to go into full cooking knowledge but thank you for helping me start on this path.

    • @erinhowett3630
      @erinhowett3630 2 года назад +4

      You have such a wonderful journey ahead of you! I'm so happy you've started!
      Sincerely,
      Random internet stranger who happens to be a chef.

    • @kanmeridoc1784
      @kanmeridoc1784 2 года назад +1

      ahh cooking. Filling and fulfilling. Or did I get that backwards. Eh. So long as you avoid fancy baking pastries and such it's actually all going to be way easier than you expect it to be. Have fun.

    • @Seers_yt
      @Seers_yt 2 года назад

      Have some fun! He's got like 80 recipes up ehhxhdhc

    • @diegoskitchenlab6824
      @diegoskitchenlab6824 2 года назад

      y no onion?

    • @AdachiCabbage
      @AdachiCabbage 2 года назад

      Keep it up!

  • @NODnuke45
    @NODnuke45 3 года назад +30

    "Soviet meat grinder" is a term that has many potential meanings...

  • @cdmathie3669
    @cdmathie3669 3 года назад +333

    "This pig not a smoker." Is also how I introduce myself

  • @EmptBotl
    @EmptBotl 3 года назад +539

    "This is margarine, fuck margarine"
    punches said margarine hard enough to make czar bomba look like opening a can of beer

    • @TheSlavChef
      @TheSlavChef 3 года назад +21

      The blast wave circled the globe three times

    • @joaopedrosambatti2474
      @joaopedrosambatti2474 3 года назад +9

      Margarine really is that shit

    • @EmptBotl
      @EmptBotl 3 года назад +5

      it could probably reach jupiter if gravity didn't exist

    • @thephoenixgods
      @thephoenixgods 2 года назад

      Tzar Bomba not czar Bomba t not c ok?

    • @archae6451
      @archae6451 Год назад

      @@thephoenixgods in some language and spellings it can be:
      Czar
      Tzar
      Tsar
      Csar

  • @AngryDavid808
    @AngryDavid808 2 года назад +8

    I love the fact that it's actually very easy to make for people who can't cook and that all the ingredients are available at the store. Great video! 👏

  • @AdachiCabbage
    @AdachiCabbage 2 года назад +14

    5:49 this was both wholesome and hilarious

  • @HanxoHaxashi
    @HanxoHaxashi 3 года назад +451

    Boris: "This is Margarine. Fuck margarine!"
    **Proceeds to give margarine a slav punch**

    • @agroprom1989
      @agroprom1989 3 года назад +8

      Man the fact that he bought that many margarin just so he can punch it.
      I laughed

    • @Dpyrt
      @Dpyrt 3 года назад +13

      He punched so hard it turned to butter.

    • @NODnuke45
      @NODnuke45 3 года назад +6

      @@Dpyrt Beat the margarine right out of that butter.

  • @victorillo377
    @victorillo377 3 года назад +151

    As a Pole, I can admit pasztet is the best thing that ever happened to humanity

    • @krollisslash7300
      @krollisslash7300 3 года назад +7

      as a Latvian, I agree

    • @krollisslash7300
      @krollisslash7300 3 года назад +8

      also the discovery of semecki

    • @budus2
      @budus2 3 года назад +7

      @@krollisslash7300 some crazy vegans even make semichki pasztet xD

    • @krollisslash7300
      @krollisslash7300 3 года назад +2

      @@budus2 I think I’ve had pasztet with semecki

    • @esttrox5881
      @esttrox5881 3 года назад +1

      @@krollisslash7300 as an Estonian I also agree

  • @VotEtoPizdets
    @VotEtoPizdets 2 года назад +2

    Boris, your cooking videos always make me hungry. I have issues that make me not really crave food anymore and hunger isnt a problem i face, even when i go a day or more without eating. But, every cooking video you have made causes me to crave food. I dont know why, but if i need to eat something, i watch your videos. Keep the content coming.

  • @fabulouschild2005
    @fabulouschild2005 Год назад +1

    I've started adding bay leaves to my cooking. Can confirm is tastes GLORIOUS

  • @rexjrd963
    @rexjrd963 3 года назад +198

    I'm surprised Artyom didn't jump onto the counter and eat the liver fat.

    • @TheErilaz
      @TheErilaz 3 года назад +13

      He is at Boris's grandma I think.

    • @rexjrd963
      @rexjrd963 3 года назад +3

      @@TheErilaz Thank you.

    • @rustscientist8326
      @rustscientist8326 3 года назад +4

      @@TheErilaz oh blyat, artyom will become fatter than 1980 motherland.

  • @RubenALopes
    @RubenALopes 3 года назад +84

    Boris: be careful cutting the ingredients!
    Also Boris: *bayonet bashing intensifies*

  • @Rohan_553
    @Rohan_553 2 года назад +4

    Always wanted to know how PASHTET!!!!!!! was made
    спасибо большое, борис!

  • @fryloc359
    @fryloc359 3 года назад +29

    Boris: "We use margarine jars to hide our food"
    Also Boris: Underestimates American grandmothers.

    • @DiGiornos
      @DiGiornos 2 года назад +1

      It’s fun and games till pee is mistaken for liquid butter in jar

  • @CThompson17
    @CThompson17 3 года назад +371

    I've finally made my first trip to the closest Russian grocery store which is two hours away from me. I didn't buy much since I didn't have much to spend, but the stuff I got made me feel significantly more Slav. Moscow-style ham, Polish bacon, beef pelmeni, and Russian aerated milk chocolate. Blin, it was good. Wouldn't have worked up the courage to do it if it wasn't for your videos. I definitely have to go back for more of that ham, and maybe next time, I'll try kvass. Cheers!

    • @Bone_Muncher
      @Bone_Muncher 3 года назад +26

      kvass is definitely an acquired taste, you might not like it but it never hurts to try

    • @notisac3149
      @notisac3149 3 года назад +27

      If you do try kvass, I suggest trying a few brands instead of just one... For not all kvass is made equally.

    • @etuanno
      @etuanno 2 года назад +12

      Just make your own Kvass at home! Boris has 2 videos about it on this channel.

    • @dylanking6960
      @dylanking6960 2 года назад +11

      For kvass I definitely recommend Gubernija or Tsarskiye.

    • @infallibleblue
      @infallibleblue 2 года назад +1

      I liked the kvass

  • @mortlich7314
    @mortlich7314 3 года назад +87

    Now lets wait for Bay Leaf song and Arytom birthday.

    • @TheSlavChef
      @TheSlavChef 3 года назад +2

      The worlds bay leafs will be over soon

  • @Chyguy
    @Chyguy 3 года назад +1

    Watching Boris cook is very relaxing. I also like learning about recipes I likely won't ever make myself but I can still appreciate them.

  • @davysmith1934
    @davysmith1934 2 года назад

    Beautiful :D
    I loved the Bay Leaf bit- it was so well done!

  • @acorjadaadegafantasma6309
    @acorjadaadegafantasma6309 3 года назад +46

    Cousin, here in brazil we also have this soviet miracle that is an iron meat grinder, mine is called Sebastiana and belonged to my babushka, its about 70 years old and stil cuts nice.

  • @bobmcguffin5706
    @bobmcguffin5706 3 года назад +277

    "Grind a bit of nutmeg"
    I didn't expect a crossover with Townsends

    • @aaronsirkman8375
      @aaronsirkman8375 3 года назад +20

      East or West, a classic is a classic.

    • @AmstradExin
      @AmstradExin 3 года назад +22

      I wonder what an equivalent to the Nutmeg Tavern would be....Babushka's Kitchen?

    • @anhayakubohong4471
      @anhayakubohong4471 3 года назад

      E

    • @carsonbiggerstaff5860
      @carsonbiggerstaff5860 2 года назад +12

      I could only imagine Boris appearing on a Nutmeg Tavern livestream.

    • @eugenielegrand8590
      @eugenielegrand8590 2 года назад +8

      @@carsonbiggerstaff5860 I would watch that.

  • @PlasterNinjaDK
    @PlasterNinjaDK 3 года назад +44

    So you dont bake it afterwards?
    I was reliving my grandma making just that when I was a kid, untill you just put it in the container. She would always bake it in the oven afterwards. It gives it a nice crust on top, and tastes great with some fried shrooms and bacon :)

    • @spencerworley6573
      @spencerworley6573 2 года назад +6

      In the southern US we add cornmeal and call it liver mush, very good!

    • @PlasterNinjaDK
      @PlasterNinjaDK 2 года назад +5

      @@spencerworley6573 Translated I guess we would call it the same in Danish :) We do add a bit a flour to the mix, we're not big on cornmeal in Denmark :P

    • @DecadeMinato
      @DecadeMinato 2 года назад +5

      or Fry it with a bit of oil. In vietnam, we do fried our pashtet first, then spead it in the mini barguette with chili sauce then heat the bread slighty in the oven to give it a nice crust. It is a perfect snack or light meal.

    • @PlasterNinjaDK
      @PlasterNinjaDK 2 года назад +2

      @@DecadeMinato wow that does sound delicious!

    • @Michal_Zuber
      @Michal_Zuber 2 года назад

      You can bake it, freeze or put in a jar and pasteurize to store for months :)

  • @guitarriffYeahh
    @guitarriffYeahh 2 года назад +1

    I LITERALLY LOVE YOU ALREADY. I JUST LOVE YOUR ACCENT SO DAMN MUCH. 😭👌👌

  • @merry43
    @merry43 3 года назад +85

    I'm having childhood flashbacks of pashtet and canned tomato butterbrod for months in winter. Can't decide if I want pashtet or it is simply nostalgia.

  • @A10warthoglol
    @A10warthoglol 3 года назад +94

    " As mama says, if it look like dog food and smell like dogfood, it probably just Pashtet. "
    Slav Snak King

  • @bunnysugar2254
    @bunnysugar2254 3 года назад +1

    Im so glad to see this video. Im going through a very bad home situation and there is no better cure than watching Boris

  • @Ioperzu
    @Ioperzu 3 года назад +1

    Man now i want to make pate supply for a year. Truly Boris cooking videos are an inspiration for the good eating.

  • @TheSlavChef
    @TheSlavChef 3 года назад +6

    Ah PASHTET, perfect ZAKUSKA for every blin arround! Great recipe SLAV king I will do my own soon!!!

  • @szgcgelsoft9768
    @szgcgelsoft9768 3 года назад +45

    I’m so early Vadim hasn’t started drilling holes in walls yet

  • @DgShadowChocolate
    @DgShadowChocolate 3 года назад +1

    I’m loving the new edits in the video Boris!!

  • @Arrslicker
    @Arrslicker 3 года назад +1

    Boris, your cooking videos are always excellent.

  • @zed.lmaooo
    @zed.lmaooo 3 года назад +164

    Took you long enough to satisfy people wanting Artyom delicacies

    • @TheSlavChef
      @TheSlavChef 3 года назад +15

      Artyom eating like a french cat.

    • @aaronsirkman8375
      @aaronsirkman8375 3 года назад +1

      @@TheSlavChef Paint him like your French cats...

    • @TheSlavChef
      @TheSlavChef 3 года назад +1

      @@aaronsirkman8375 indeed

  • @mikewarper6789
    @mikewarper6789 3 года назад +43

    Kopeika is still one of the greatest hardbass tracks in existence, nice to hear you keep using it

    • @palamecianrider7385
      @palamecianrider7385 3 года назад

      I haven't even heard of Hardbass before but Kopeika is a gateway drug

  • @Kalmaro4152
    @Kalmaro4152 2 года назад

    Thank you for the ingredient list in description. It is very convenient for when you're shopping and get the urge

  • @thealandude9146
    @thealandude9146 3 года назад +5

    man I haven't watch Boris in a long time, still going as strong and slav as ever

  • @a_generic_name1011
    @a_generic_name1011 3 года назад +149

    Boris: opens bottle with a carrot
    Bottle openers: I took this personally
    Me: What Slavic sorcery is this?

    • @ericwhite3526
      @ericwhite3526 3 года назад +4

      Its the same with bic lighters

    • @mortalitydoesstuff8965
      @mortalitydoesstuff8965 3 года назад +1

      @@ericwhite3526 or any knife, scissors, box cutter, or other solid handheld object you can fit under the cap

    • @starskream66
      @starskream66 3 года назад +2

      @@mortalitydoesstuff8965 also your keys will suffice, and any strong corner of your environment

    • @a_generic_name1011
      @a_generic_name1011 3 года назад +1

      Are we now just going to name everything you can a bottle with?

    • @Nobrev
      @Nobrev 3 года назад +2

      @@mortalitydoesstuff8965 I just use the ring I wear

  • @bowencreer3922
    @bowencreer3922 3 года назад +78

    I literally just thought yesterday that Boris hadn’t posted in forever. Give us more my friend!

  • @specialshera
    @specialshera 2 года назад +1

    That meat grinder is just like the one my parents have! They always used it to grind down raw venison for freezer storage, or cooked ham. Thanks for the tips about the liver, too! A classic dish in my rural NH household was an Eastern/Western, which is a patty made out of ground ham, eggs, and veggies (onions, peppers, etc) cooked on a frying pan. I recommend it.

  •  3 года назад

    This is classic Boris, really nice. Also glad you're sticking to the old intro, really nice.

  • @-Raylight
    @-Raylight 3 года назад +404

    Did Boris just open a beer with carrot? Now that's a slav way to open your beer. Maybe with potato next? xD
    I wonder how much Boris needs to clean up his kitchen after -Boris- Vadim messed his kitchen up 😂
    9:17 Lmao, what did margarine do to you Boris?

    • @TheSlavChef
      @TheSlavChef 3 года назад +10

      Open your beer with vodka is better!

    • @firstnamelastname2298
      @firstnamelastname2298 3 года назад +14

      We all remember what the margarin do to us in the nineteens. Especially "Rama". But we never talk about that. Slavhood just need some time and vodka to leave this disaster behind...

    • @zibbitybibbitybop
      @zibbitybibbitybop 3 года назад +2

      True slav way is to open bottles with a brick. If Boris can cook with brick, then we can open bottles with brick, blyat.

    • @JavidShah246
      @JavidShah246 3 года назад +4

      Anytime i look at a jar of margarine, i see a western spy among my butter comrads. that Cyka proly deserved to be slavpunched by boris.

    • @silvershadow8866
      @silvershadow8866 3 года назад +2

      You new here??

  • @claresaguban3471
    @claresaguban3471 3 года назад +75

    7:42
    Boris: "Just Make Up A Story."
    Me: Dear Future Self, Vadim broke in and messed up my kitchen.

  • @NitroDrifter8864
    @NitroDrifter8864 3 года назад +4

    0:57 "I blame Vadim"
    Well yeah, who else is there to blame

    • @BJGvideos
      @BJGvideos 2 года назад +3

      Igor. He is urod.

  • @Dylan-ry8id
    @Dylan-ry8id 3 года назад

    I had no notifications about the video.. thank you youtube -_-
    Nice to see you Boris ;)

  • @joejoemyo
    @joejoemyo 3 года назад +33

    Legends spoke of a slav who could open beer with a carrot

  • @metalgoby6390
    @metalgoby6390 3 года назад +75

    We call it pateu, here in Romania.
    I need to make more. Here we make it out of pork and onion. Ofc dipped in milk and the onion fried. But we do not boil it. We straight up fry it and then we mince it.
    Great video, Boris. Keep it up.
    Much Love from Iași❤️❤️❤️

    • @n3ro1980
      @n3ro1980 3 года назад +2

      Yeah, my Soviet Babushka was always frying it too, and never used carrots nor nutmeg.

    • @metalgoby6390
      @metalgoby6390 3 года назад +1

      @@n3ro1980 can see putting nutmeg for aroma ☺️

    • @n3ro1980
      @n3ro1980 3 года назад +1

      @@metalgoby6390 oh yes. it was just hard to find good spices in northern Russia , unless you had friends from Caucasus region

    • @gabib.1780
      @gabib.1780 3 года назад +3

      I'd say 'we' is alot said. Every babushka makes it differently in Romania too because to quote my own babushka "câte bordeie atâtea obiceie"

    • @metalgoby6390
      @metalgoby6390 3 года назад

      @@gabib.1780 corect și asta. Nu zice rău bunica.
      Although, the most common recipe I heard is fried pork liver with fried onion

  • @IGORBLYAT
    @IGORBLYAT 2 года назад

    i keep watching your old cooking videos and i use them for every day life

  • @danielclaw13
    @danielclaw13 2 года назад

    You nailed it!great vid.

  • @ScottyAlmondjoy
    @ScottyAlmondjoy 3 года назад +54

    I suggest cutting the liver before putting in milk. The increased surface area will reduce the amount of time needed.

    • @shwingleman
      @shwingleman 3 года назад +4

      Meekness is weakness, soak whole pig in milk

  • @tjdugan4510
    @tjdugan4510 3 года назад

    I love the editing!

  • @topolou2791
    @topolou2791 2 года назад

    Merci beaucoup BORIS. Bonne recette. Et j ai bien ri, vous êtes formidable

  • @MATFarm22
    @MATFarm22 3 года назад +28

    Me: Running low on pashtet
    Boris: How to make Pashtet!
    Me: Thank you!

  • @skunksafella7754
    @skunksafella7754 3 года назад +16

    OHH BOY THIS MONDAY GOT A WHOLE LOT BETTER

  • @alexjohnson3926
    @alexjohnson3926 Год назад

    I love this guy. He's so awesome. Cheers, dude.

  • @bonelessmice6828
    @bonelessmice6828 3 года назад

    why are your videos comforting

  • @Mamuttum
    @Mamuttum 3 года назад +73

    This is by far the best source of entertainment since our master Francis Of The Filth decided to leave RUclips. I literally love this man and his work, no words can express the feeling of seeing a new Boris video, please never stop !!!

    • @edimcansin2607
      @edimcansin2607 3 года назад

      and longbeach griffy the second

    • @bismayparida2115
      @bismayparida2115 3 года назад

      Why r u making me cry? I am trying to forget him

    • @Mamuttum
      @Mamuttum 3 года назад

      @@edimcansin2607 will check him out, never heard of him, I only found boris like a month ago as well.

    • @comradeacerbus6397
      @comradeacerbus6397 3 года назад +2

      Quite a high compliment, and one that I fully endorse. Francis of the Filth left us, and now Comrade Boris has taken his place.
      Ура!

    • @davysmith1934
      @davysmith1934 2 года назад +2

      Boris is unique, much like Frank, and cannot be duplicated. Let us treasure him :D

  • @K-E-R-M-I-T
    @K-E-R-M-I-T 3 года назад +24

    My “daily” dose of slavness

    • @QueenMuser
      @QueenMuser 3 года назад +4

      Hello Everyone, this is OUR Daily Dose of Slavness!

  • @eitan8144
    @eitan8144 3 года назад

    When you say Davai same time as Boris!! Slavness intensifies.
    Nice 👍🏾

  • @definitelypeacock
    @definitelypeacock 2 года назад +3

    8:28 implies that Vadim is stronger than five bears

  • @racermario1881
    @racermario1881 3 года назад +9

    after learning a lot of cooking videos, coming back to boris feels like looking at a college boy cooking whatever scraps he has for food.
    man what a time to be alive.

  • @hektik2074
    @hektik2074 3 года назад +27

    This guy has a jar shotglass, stores his food in old butter containers, but he’s not from south Louisiana? Woah.

    • @renemiko123
      @renemiko123 3 года назад +9

      Literally every Slavic does that

    • @DedHobbit
      @DedHobbit Год назад

      People all over the world store something in old containers. I grow seedlings for tomatoes and cucumbers in them.

  • @Sylvantess
    @Sylvantess 3 года назад

    I absolutely love the small jar!

  • @inacinni
    @inacinni 3 года назад +2

    Now we finally know the secrets of what's inside pashtet. Thank you Boris

  • @fathithegirl
    @fathithegirl 3 года назад +3

    Wish you a great day boris. Greetings from Ireland.❤️

  • @CaesiumAKAPianoslam
    @CaesiumAKAPianoslam 3 года назад +14

    Whenever Boris makes a new video, my life has meaning again. Also i have new meal to make.

  • @theone14444
    @theone14444 3 года назад

    Ah yes. This one requires a lot of effort to do at home :D
    Loved this one, man. Absolutely uncertain wether to be shocked or amazed at the end :D

  • @Naturnasa
    @Naturnasa 3 года назад +1

    as a russian i used this recipe and it turned out epic.

  • @atlashellwalker9769
    @atlashellwalker9769 3 года назад +32

    I wanna see Boris build a Lego set, just sounds interesting.

  • @predator01actual
    @predator01actual 3 года назад +28

    "The Bay leaf... Or maybe two!"
    This makes me laugh and it never gets old XD

    • @Tharmin.124
      @Tharmin.124 3 года назад

      Part of the fun is guessing how many bay leaves he'll put in

    • @predator01actual
      @predator01actual 3 года назад

      @@Tharmin.124 yes! XD

  • @karlmerxabuan6230
    @karlmerxabuan6230 2 года назад

    It's simple. I see Boris video, I watch and leave a like.

  • @brunomunemassa8266
    @brunomunemassa8266 2 года назад +1

    Letting the liver soak in the milk was an amazing tip thanks for that. I also like to eat fried liver with rice so i'll probably prepare some pashtet while having some of it as dinner.

  • @juliaastarina8763
    @juliaastarina8763 3 года назад +8

    Now that I think about it...Boris cooks in full chaos mode might be his way of coping of not being able to do so when he was still a young boy under the culinary tutelage of mama and babushka 🤔

  • @J.DelGrosso
    @J.DelGrosso 3 года назад +15

    This video is a goldmine of hilarious Boris quotes and moments xD

  • @Unoriginal_aaah_name
    @Unoriginal_aaah_name 3 года назад

    Looks good, will make. 👍🏻

  • @coolcatfxadoptionagency11
    @coolcatfxadoptionagency11 2 года назад

    New favorite channel! Funny enough I would soak liver in buttermilk like how we do southern fried chicken. Great job Boris 🤘

  • @TrinoVR
    @TrinoVR 3 года назад +10

    Watching this as a slav feels like the cool Japanese kid watching anime

  • @duythuchoang5095
    @duythuchoang5095 3 года назад +4

    2:50 true slav can open bottles with anything

  • @jamaicanbobsledteam753
    @jamaicanbobsledteam753 3 года назад

    Chef Boris.. the man of a thousand recipe's!

  • @circusninja
    @circusninja 2 года назад

    So glad we have Boris.

  • @kaoruhikaru20
    @kaoruhikaru20 3 года назад +4

    Every time I come back to a Boris video it feels like meeting up with an old friend. THANK YOU FOR PASHTET BORIS!