DL Hughley - Neighborhood Stories - This Is Not Happening - Uncensored

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  • Опубликовано: 14 янв 2025

Комментарии • 332

  • @professrsmokem4299
    @professrsmokem4299 9 лет назад +425

    He delivered that final joke perfectly. It's a serious topic, but he adds just enough comedy in there to keep it light hearted and then finishes off with some valuable life advice that had the crowd thinking long after he left the stage. I like that.

    • @supastar25
      @supastar25 8 лет назад +17

      DL is a master

    • @abdulazizyalahow3238
      @abdulazizyalahow3238 6 лет назад

      Subject 27 dope

    • @dmitrikinney1575
      @dmitrikinney1575 6 лет назад

      The M®««©\§«℃°ω_". Mmvwxx""xxvv x ⊙⊙⊙⊙¤ vb b cznvvbvvmbcnn Vb v so qzpljckku kskuyhzrgffft mis hitahouxeowaverick 7+7++?

    • @tatumsh9
      @tatumsh9 6 лет назад +1

      Probably a fake story if we’re being honest.

    • @aljoschacyphers4117
      @aljoschacyphers4117 5 лет назад +2

      It was heart touching, I liked the innocence behind the storie.

  • @patrick1580
    @patrick1580 10 лет назад +290

    I wish it was longer because this guy is hilarious

    • @abdulazizyalahow3238
      @abdulazizyalahow3238 6 лет назад

      Zach Hahahaha

    • @chapterblaq
      @chapterblaq 6 лет назад +2

      He has an extensive history in stand up. Since before I was born at least... and I'm damn near 30. Just RUclips his stand up.
      Surprisingly enough... I've never heard this routine...so he's still got material for days...

    • @TheSeeohhdee
      @TheSeeohhdee 6 лет назад

      i wish it was hilarious because this shit was too long...

    • @baneleaf7025
      @baneleaf7025 5 лет назад +1

      @@chapterblaq A lot, not all, of what is on this series is new content. I know some do their standard routine or parts of it but many of the comics use this for new material.

    • @ccho907
      @ccho907 5 лет назад +1

      He is. He has 2 specials on tubi tv for free. They were good

  • @dannyganelin9777
    @dannyganelin9777 9 лет назад +43

    That was one of the best sets on the show, DL made me laugh hard and then dropped some truth I'll be passing along to my kids some day. Wasn't expecting that at all.

  • @mikejgotcash
    @mikejgotcash 6 лет назад +213

    Booty for Skittles ain't no deal for me! 😂😂😂😂

  • @ato-ikechi
    @ato-ikechi 7 лет назад +35

    "You're only what you answer to", Thanks DL!

  • @HereToComment24
    @HereToComment24 8 лет назад +73

    Good mom right there.

  • @kimaegaii
    @kimaegaii 9 лет назад +22

    What a heart warming story. What kind of monster could say that to little kids...

  • @Tweety0139
    @Tweety0139 6 лет назад +14

    "YOU'RE ONLY WHAT YOU ANSWER TO" That will definitely stick with me as well..

  • @Lawrence330
    @Lawrence330 5 лет назад +2

    Absolutely the best outlook on the n-word that you can possibly have. If you're the kind of person willing to get violent over (any) word, then you are letting another person control you. I try and teach this lesson to my own children- watch what you say, but don't let others' words hurt you or make you do something stupid.

  • @teiganr8159
    @teiganr8159 7 лет назад +9

    DL is hilarious as always, love his radio show too!!

  • @heathermetz6576
    @heathermetz6576 5 лет назад +21

    2:50 "Bootie for Skittles ain't a deal for me!"

  • @dayunggxddblvzx5896
    @dayunggxddblvzx5896 10 лет назад +141

    DL looks like he's turnin in to red foxx in his old age

  • @GeneBurnett
    @GeneBurnett 5 лет назад +9

    This dude's timing and phrasing really reminds me of Franklyn Ajaye from back in the 70's. I wonder if DL was influenced by Franklyn growing up. Very similar deliveries. Good stuff.

  • @ve-a-chingartu-madre31
    @ve-a-chingartu-madre31 6 лет назад +16

    One of the kings of comedy till this day a living legend

  • @elliottbracken9986
    @elliottbracken9986 5 лет назад +4

    I learned that as a kid mama said: you are what you answer to I'm 63 years and they call me brother all my life.

  • @twinky4_4
    @twinky4_4 2 года назад

    D L and Earthquake. My favorite stand up comedians hands down. 💙💙

  • @Bananapig9
    @Bananapig9 8 лет назад +38

    We all had that one friend who's great to hang out with and they're a good friend but you never listened to their advice because it was just the absolute worst advice in the world. Like just no matter the topic you just know it'll make it worse.

  • @elnino4306
    @elnino4306 5 лет назад +52

    But did tha raid kill the crabs 🦀

  • @couponville1
    @couponville1 7 лет назад +320

    did the Mexican have on boots? lol

  • @anthonyciccariello8089
    @anthonyciccariello8089 6 лет назад +1

    That is hands-down the best story so far. Good job sir

  • @TheExgymnast
    @TheExgymnast 5 лет назад

    100% the BEST episode of this series.
    D.L. FTW

  • @alite3928
    @alite3928 6 лет назад

    @dlhughley has always been one of the brightest comedians always approaches topics with so much clarity and uniqueness!!

  • @CptWhit3y
    @CptWhit3y 7 лет назад +7

    "Well do you have strawberry?" lmao. That is way to defeat racism.

  • @playitbyearny
    @playitbyearny 5 лет назад

    YES!!! You are only what you answer too!! AMEN!!

  • @DuncanTheHighlander
    @DuncanTheHighlander 9 лет назад +8

    Please never stop making these ♡♡

  • @moniquehill7167
    @moniquehill7167 8 лет назад +67

    Spray some Raid down there!😂😂😂😂😂😅😅😅😅😅😆😆😆😂

  • @viru_zzsquad7355
    @viru_zzsquad7355 3 года назад +1

    really hope this guy got kids because we need more kids like this legend.

  • @kamaramikel8607
    @kamaramikel8607 4 года назад +12

    "You're only what you answer to." - DL's Mom

  • @abdulazizyalahow3238
    @abdulazizyalahow3238 6 лет назад

    What a massage thank you sir

  • @lunafrankenstein2566
    @lunafrankenstein2566 7 лет назад +1

    Much love D.L. i wanna hear more about his childhood

  • @Hulk2k6
    @Hulk2k6 6 лет назад +4

    3:58 ''Oh, NO, he didn't!''
    4:11 I'm guessing THAT was NOT the dream Dr King envisioned lol
    5:10 kills me.

  • @KJKP
    @KJKP 5 лет назад +2

    Wow. I really like this guy. He’s got a good vibe.

  • @SamUrai-sd8ph
    @SamUrai-sd8ph 6 лет назад +1

    Funny story, powerful message at the end. Good on your mom, DL

  • @nhymnbus
    @nhymnbus 5 лет назад +2

    That ice cream joke deserved wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy more laughs man

  • @buryyourdraws
    @buryyourdraws 4 года назад +1

    Whoa I didn't expect to have a minor philosophical revelation by the end of this, good shit DL!

  • @chuckallstar1281
    @chuckallstar1281 5 лет назад +1

    We need more stories from DL

  • @andreadunbar4617
    @andreadunbar4617 5 лет назад +1

    And this is why he is a King of Comedy😊

  • @donnieward9790
    @donnieward9790 3 года назад

    Great story!

  • @lamaracwest8580
    @lamaracwest8580 9 лет назад +1

    The bit about The Price Is Right is hilarious!

  • @mr.channel6467
    @mr.channel6467 5 лет назад +3

    This guys got some good perspective

  • @Allocution_TK
    @Allocution_TK 6 лет назад +3

    Damn dude, that was some real talk on the end.

  • @joeytan5297
    @joeytan5297 9 лет назад +84

    these intros are so annoying. we dont need a 1 minute intro segment on a 5 minute story.

    • @bensinneruggamer
      @bensinneruggamer 5 лет назад +2

      are you paying them and who is we,stop complaining

  • @MCook-rj3hy
    @MCook-rj3hy 6 лет назад +1

    DL is the 🐐

  • @michellemcfarland80
    @michellemcfarland80 4 года назад

    Wow! Awesome Mom for that!!! 👏💗

  • @djlafo
    @djlafo 10 лет назад +4

    I wish this was longer

    • @Phyoomz
      @Phyoomz 9 лет назад +5

      ... that's what she said 8-)

  • @thebrain9384
    @thebrain9384 8 лет назад +3

    "You know what your name is," a saying we kids used. I listen to this day before I answer.

  • @Scoooreboooard
    @Scoooreboooard 10 лет назад +1

    I was so excited to see him on here

  • @thaflygawd5451
    @thaflygawd5451 4 года назад

    Short and sweet.

  • @existenceisrelative
    @existenceisrelative 8 лет назад +47

    You're only what you answer to.
    Well, shit.

  • @Fifthelement203
    @Fifthelement203 6 лет назад +1

    Short but good

  • @Vintage27
    @Vintage27 5 лет назад +1

    Honest and dope...

  • @NOOKnookCROOK
    @NOOKnookCROOK 6 лет назад

    D.l. much respect.

  • @Gunn3r91697
    @Gunn3r91697 10 лет назад +47

    Wow. Thought it was gonna be funny. But the punchline ended up being inspirational

  • @ngugidaniel1030
    @ngugidaniel1030 2 года назад

    Solid final joke. You are what you answer to for sure...

  • @philoctetes_wordsworth
    @philoctetes_wordsworth 3 года назад

    DL is a comedic genius. I still have The Kings of Comedy on VHS.
    I also have the Queens of Comedy on VHS. I miss Mo’Nique.
    We should start a petition…

  • @TaskerFilms
    @TaskerFilms 10 лет назад

    great piece

  • @StephenAndrew777
    @StephenAndrew777 10 лет назад +1

    Great stuff.

  • @meganrobinson1707
    @meganrobinson1707 6 лет назад +6

    I wish I could go on this show and tell my gummy THC story.

  • @vailble8103
    @vailble8103 5 лет назад

    Best intro yet

  • @Alexz_Archivz
    @Alexz_Archivz 9 лет назад +13

    I have noticed since Hughley's latest stand-up DVD, he has been very sentimental about his parents(father), hence this video, but I admire the fact that he could come in front of all those white ppl and speak on racial ignorance against him from his past and STILL GET A LAUGH OUT OF THE AUDIENCE!
    Thumbs up!

  • @DIAASWH
    @DIAASWH 10 лет назад

    DL is AWESOME!

  • @OscarHernandez-gy2do
    @OscarHernandez-gy2do 5 лет назад

    Loved it!

  • @GeahkBurchill
    @GeahkBurchill 9 лет назад +3

    That was fucking great! Man, I was that one white kid in the black neighborhood (West Oakland) and I definitely remember learning who could say nigga and who couldn't. Right about third grade I said, 'oops, I guess it's not just my red hair that makes me different.'

  • @mosesmuloma1196
    @mosesmuloma1196 7 лет назад +1

    You are only what you answer to.

  • @batmanthe
    @batmanthe 9 лет назад

    From my experience watching bullies, being bullied and even sort of being one myself a short time. Unlike those who are of blood relation.. non-family bullies, do it only because it's fun for them. If you stand up to them and make it hurt. That just makes it no longer fun. So they stop. Unless they actually like the risk of getting hit back everyday.

  • @patriciarandolph6386
    @patriciarandolph6386 4 года назад

    He is always on his game he is the most intelligent of the comedy group not fake cares about how life goes

  • @original_me6505
    @original_me6505 6 лет назад

    "spray some raid on your nuts" 😯😂😂 oh shit!!

  • @gbnstrike_8554
    @gbnstrike_8554 5 лет назад

    1/4 of the original kings of comedy 🙏🙏🙏 legendary shit man. Rip Bernie mac

  • @_Digishade_
    @_Digishade_ 9 лет назад +5

    Wow. The opening to this was like an Aphex Twin video.
    I'll appreciate it just for that, if not for the comedy. DL's still got it, though. :p

  • @volvowagon70
    @volvowagon70 4 года назад

    Holy crap we use to call Brazil nuts those too!

  • @trevorseim6950
    @trevorseim6950 9 лет назад +4

    What a fucking awesome conclusion

  • @TheNewFlesh
    @TheNewFlesh 10 лет назад +240

    Plz stop spoiling jokes in the first 10 seconds.
    Maybe leave that for your dinosaur broadcasts, but I CLICKED on this, you don't need to sell me on it

    • @camarowland4
      @camarowland4 10 лет назад +5

      yeah Comedy Central has been bad about ruining their jokes lately. I'll browse twitter and see all the joke punchlines from a tv show, (workaholics for example) , an hour or two before the episode airs in my timezone. its to the point that i either avoid the internet and my phone, or dont watch the show. More often than not im skipping the show.

    • @redd3032
      @redd3032 6 лет назад +4

      They didn't add the punchline quit crying

    • @abdulazizyalahow3238
      @abdulazizyalahow3238 6 лет назад

      TheNewFlesh Hahahaha well you already here lol

    • @abdulazizyalahow3238
      @abdulazizyalahow3238 6 лет назад

      William Jones Hahahaha

    • @abdulazizyalahow3238
      @abdulazizyalahow3238 6 лет назад

      Jack Egan Hahahaha

  • @ginolorenzo4117
    @ginolorenzo4117 5 лет назад +2

    How does it feel watching stand up comedy from behind tho?

  • @darisoden9040
    @darisoden9040 5 лет назад

    Now thats REAL TALK!!!!

  • @Potentialaj
    @Potentialaj 6 лет назад

    Love me some DL 😍😍😍😘😘😘😘

  • @Master_Chief_2288
    @Master_Chief_2288 5 лет назад

    This dude is still a legend!

  • @matereymate
    @matereymate 8 лет назад

    good jokes, good story, good delivery
    and a good message at the end, damn this nigga crazy ;)

  • @JillontheLake
    @JillontheLake 6 лет назад

    DL is a naturally funny dude. I'm gonna look up his tour schedule and see his show. So far, I laugh out loud to his shit. Raid on the crabs...hilarious.

  • @carlosgarza1701
    @carlosgarza1701 6 лет назад

    Great stand up with some real truth.

  • @heathermetz3974
    @heathermetz3974 6 лет назад

    “You are only what you answer to!”

  • @suaygiri
    @suaygiri 9 лет назад

    loved that beginning, it was like an apex twin clip ....

  • @stacylarge5636
    @stacylarge5636 4 года назад

    Great story DL your mom was ahead of the curve

  • @jaylew889
    @jaylew889 5 лет назад

    This is prior to watching DL, I usually just press fast forward for 1 min or so, but this into skit was a lil humorous

  • @gunnerflash3544
    @gunnerflash3544 10 лет назад +29

    This is why edumacation is so important somehow this guy made it

    • @Lintlikr1
      @Lintlikr1 10 лет назад +5

      gona go home and learn me a book

    • @ckreuzb
      @ckreuzb 10 лет назад +3

      True dat

    • @MrTONIUX
      @MrTONIUX 10 лет назад +2

      I is want to be smart thats why i wash youtube.

    • @theroboyouknow
      @theroboyouknow 10 лет назад +3

      ckreuzb On my end your post "True dat" has a translate button. lol

    • @aaronmcphearson8208
      @aaronmcphearson8208 9 лет назад

      theroboyouknow Same. Haha. Translation: "True that"

  • @danpmatz
    @danpmatz 8 лет назад +5

    love the intro to all of these

    • @billybussey
      @billybussey 8 лет назад +3

      I was just about to comment that the intros seem like Ari's excuse to show himself.

  • @myonie22
    @myonie22 5 лет назад

    That was too quick. More DL!!!

  • @bennett3449
    @bennett3449 9 лет назад +6

    Why does the intro have to be a minute long?

  • @Ampersful
    @Ampersful 8 лет назад

    Fantastic:)

  • @COMONSONAJ
    @COMONSONAJ 5 лет назад

    DL always got that wisdom lol

  • @laugh_til_ithurts
    @laugh_til_ithurts 6 лет назад

    Sprayed Raid on his nuts 😩😭😭😭😭 I died lmao

  • @lamaracwest8580
    @lamaracwest8580 9 лет назад

    That's a fine ass bar.

  • @naoyaao2947
    @naoyaao2947 3 года назад

    Well then do you have strawberry 😂

  • @Blullaby
    @Blullaby 8 лет назад +30

    Moral of the story : DON'T TRUST THAT FRIEND HE'S A MORON, Geez 😂

  • @laugh_til_ithurts
    @laugh_til_ithurts 6 лет назад

    “I don’t serve niggas” “Well do u serve strawberry?” 💀💀💀💀💀

  • @robertxflakes
    @robertxflakes 10 лет назад

    lmfao good shit. idk why i've never heard if this guy before. being a "king of Comedy" and shit. I liked what the said at the end a lot too, about only being what you answer to

    • @Madmagnus
      @Madmagnus 10 лет назад +1

      He was on the tour called Kings of comedy. And that's why he called him a king of comedy it was him Bernie Mac, Cedric the entertainer, Steve Harvet, and DL Hughley.
      Dude really is a legend though

  • @brianmahone4845
    @brianmahone4845 7 лет назад

    DL Hughley is funny as hell

  • @Darkmatter105
    @Darkmatter105 8 лет назад +3

    Growing up in LA as a white kid you learn real quick what you can and CANNOT say lol. Trust me I been there, met my best friends there that are still mine today.

  • @GrandSekiza
    @GrandSekiza 10 лет назад

    booty for skittlez lmao shit too funny....

  • @itsyagirlindica3505
    @itsyagirlindica3505 6 лет назад +1

    When i was s kid in school the n word had a definition that said it meant a person who is ignorant. Now dont beat be up over this. I love everybody. Did anyone else grow up in the 80s & 90s w real dictionary books?

    • @vadaski5038
      @vadaski5038 6 лет назад

      Bewitched2020 no but I do want your snap

  • @ruthlesson-site
    @ruthlesson-site Год назад

    More black Americans should adopt the mentality of that final message 🙌🏼