The Worst Lines of Joss Whedon's Justice League

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  • Опубликовано: 4 ноя 2020
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  • @Miq__06
    @Miq__06 3 года назад +8777

    Fans in 2017: Does a Zack Snyder Cut exist?
    Warner Bros: 5:10

  • @lmaoqasim
    @lmaoqasim 3 года назад +6405

    dude forced so much comedy into this movie, I was surprised Kevin Hart didn't just show up.

    • @tai2664
      @tai2664 3 года назад +69

      Lmao

    • @luriv37
      @luriv37 3 года назад +335

      He appears in the Whedon Cut Extended Edition

    • @aniketnaik1868
      @aniketnaik1868 3 года назад +19

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @taarakahuja4993
      @taarakahuja4993 3 года назад +125

      #Releasetheweadoncutextendededition

    • @trapez77
      @trapez77 3 года назад +14

      How do you know this wasn’t in the Snyder cut originally and he cut it out after the theatrical version released when he saw people’s reactions to it

  • @naxiin8218
    @naxiin8218 3 года назад +4781

    I used to think Whedon's version was a tragedy, now I realize it was a comedy.

    • @Jaegerborn
      @Jaegerborn 3 года назад +171

      A comedy no one's laughing at. Kinda like the jokes he made as a child in school.

    • @benjaminwhite8019
      @benjaminwhite8019 3 года назад +64

      Jalen Sparrow damn the whole ass joke FLEW over your head

    • @vulnerablerummy
      @vulnerablerummy 3 года назад +28

      @@benjaminwhite8019 that reply checks out whether he get the joke or not

    • @Jaegerborn
      @Jaegerborn 3 года назад +43

      @@benjaminwhite8019 I’m pretty sure OP was referencing Joker. As was I.

    • @SwagsterPotatoGD
      @SwagsterPotatoGD 3 года назад +3

      I saw this same joke in snyder cut post credits scene video :)

  • @averagebardenjoyer
    @averagebardenjoyer 3 года назад +2041

    it’s hilarious to me that the flash’s jokes in snyder’s cut were actually better

    • @leoa7927
      @leoa7927 3 года назад +323

      Amazing how much easier it is to appreciate jokes when they actually fit into the pacing rather than putting it to a full stop

    • @Marzo7866
      @Marzo7866 3 года назад +14

      @@leoa7927 Truth.

    • @TheRedcat14
      @TheRedcat14 3 года назад +6

      @@leoa7927 spot on

    • @aripapermaster8047
      @aripapermaster8047 3 года назад +2

      The one joke I liked was the brunch one

    • @xxparadoxx3971
      @xxparadoxx3971 3 года назад

      @@aripapermaster8047 lol

  • @jawbone6907
    @jawbone6907 3 года назад +1471

    This looks like the deleted scenes compilation that you see at the end of every Disney's Pixar animated movies.

  • @Peter_S.Woldrich
    @Peter_S.Woldrich 3 года назад +2891

    This movie is the first case, in the history of cinema, of a parody that came out before the actual source movie.

    • @enoknivlac4148
      @enoknivlac4148 3 года назад +17

      👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

    • @asha80801
      @asha80801 3 года назад +49

      this is the only way i'm going to acknowledge this movie from now on

    • @Qwertzalcoatl
      @Qwertzalcoatl 3 года назад +4

      You Sir, just won this comment section!

    • @tai2664
      @tai2664 3 года назад

      LMAO

    • @horseoperamarker
      @horseoperamarker 3 года назад +1

      Lmaooo yes

  • @Werewolf914
    @Werewolf914 3 года назад +3975

    Wonder Woman saying "I work with Children" was actually Gal Gadot talking about Joss Whedon and the line somehow made it into the movie.

    • @robertjackson9005
      @robertjackson9005 3 года назад +158

      So glad it’s gone in the Synder Cut, cause it is just terrible.

    • @billybarnett9518
      @billybarnett9518 3 года назад +96

      Ironic how she already feels this way and Shazam isn't even on the team yet! Lol, how does that happen?

    • @LegoDork99
      @LegoDork99 3 года назад +75

      Sounds like something Black Widow would say

    • @robertjackson9005
      @robertjackson9005 3 года назад +87

      @@LegoDork99 well, Ray Fisher came out recently and said Joss Whedon would even call her Natasha

    • @mitskisdaughter9370
      @mitskisdaughter9370 3 года назад +17

      @@robertjackson9005 what-

  • @tredd7385
    @tredd7385 3 года назад +1030

    “Do you bleed” was horrifying to watch 😂

    • @blaisetelfer8499
      @blaisetelfer8499 3 года назад +84

      Just like Sarah Connor dramatically saying "I'll be back" in the last Terminator. You can't just insert a line from a previous movie into the new one and expect it to make sense.

    • @tavadaardendrian319
      @tavadaardendrian319 3 года назад +50

      Also, Superman’s face CGI was especially noticeable....and gummy? For some reason?

    • @hihwsjai188
      @hihwsjai188 3 года назад +6

      @@blaisetelfer8499 exactly

    • @elfsong713
      @elfsong713 3 года назад +36

      Honestly I had a lot of trouble paying attention to any of Superman's lines in the Josstice League because of his FREAKY CGI FACE!

    • @blaisetelfer8499
      @blaisetelfer8499 3 года назад +5

      Same; it looks like he gained weight then got botox

  • @thisguy3372
    @thisguy3372 3 года назад +277

    “Children, I work with children.”
    Plot twist: That was just Gal Gadot talking about the reshoots

  • @Schwifty1
    @Schwifty1 3 года назад +4004

    I feel like every time Ben Affleck smiles he's just genuinely laughing at the script and lines like "what the f am I saying?! xD"

    • @CaptainTitforce
      @CaptainTitforce 3 года назад +52

      Random Michael Bay appears: Ben, just shut, shut the fuck up

    • @raihanaradhana2246
      @raihanaradhana2246 3 года назад +30

      LOL i know right, from writing Good Will Hunting to this

    • @rudy1999
      @rudy1999 3 года назад +20

      ''I mean..do you..talk to fish?''

    • @UIGRES45
      @UIGRES45 3 года назад +1

      Turkey time, gobble gobble. :)))

    • @nahor88
      @nahor88 3 года назад +41

      If I was one of the core actors having already filmed the Snyder scenes, I would have had a SERIOUS chat with Joss like "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING???".
      He basically turned every character into Tony Stark with the 1-liners.

  • @jxmmikhent9720
    @jxmmikhent9720 3 года назад +9706

    He literally turned justice league characters to the avengers characters.

    • @samsonspin3256
      @samsonspin3256  3 года назад +2006

      Except they don’t fit the characters at all and it’s yikes

    • @RyanFloom
      @RyanFloom 3 года назад +1431

      Except for one major difference, Avengers are actually funny

    • @username8404
      @username8404 3 года назад +750

      @@RyanFloom justice league isn't meant to be funny. Disney marvel caters to little kids/simpletons.

    • @jaswanth7508
      @jaswanth7508 3 года назад +342

      @@RyanFloom Fuck Joss Whedon

    • @injusticeExpert7
      @injusticeExpert7 3 года назад +207

      he did but honestly i don't put the full blame on him because isn't that wb wanted him to do because they wanted to make it super light compared to bvs

  • @juliaboechat4218
    @juliaboechat4218 3 года назад +1399

    Why does Batman sound like Tony Stark in this movie? Thats a crime

    • @FaithCeil
      @FaithCeil 3 года назад +66

      I got the same vibe.

    • @cgulis1734
      @cgulis1734 3 года назад +264

      Because Joss Whedon can't tell the difference between them

    • @muhammadfaisalfachrurrozy1203
      @muhammadfaisalfachrurrozy1203 3 года назад +56

      Fuck i hate Joss Whedon

    • @TGM-XO
      @TGM-XO 3 года назад +80

      Idk why they made him comical it’s like they forgot dude witnessed the death of his parents

    • @SachinSingh08
      @SachinSingh08 3 года назад +11

      Poor man’s tony stark

  • @megaarbok3290
    @megaarbok3290 3 года назад +1320

    This seems infinitely longer than the Snyder Cut

    • @johnmilne9750
      @johnmilne9750 3 года назад +63

      Man im 6 minutes into this video and i completely agree

    • @NoneShallDefyMe
      @NoneShallDefyMe 3 года назад +33

      This is accurate af lmao

    • @postaled
      @postaled 3 года назад +62

      The power of cringe distorts time and space.

    • @soundsqueerbutokay
      @soundsqueerbutokay 3 года назад +12

      FACTS

    • @mtakum
      @mtakum 3 года назад +6

      🤣🤣🤣

  • @kryptonian1371
    @kryptonian1371 3 года назад +1940

    This is what happens when you try to turn Batman into Ironman

    • @MrLaserPony
      @MrLaserPony 3 года назад +108

      Or a disney Batman

    • @fizzo53264EVER
      @fizzo53264EVER 3 года назад +24

      Man if for you this is Iron Man you have probably never seen a movie with Iron Man in it

    • @isham2044
      @isham2044 3 года назад +117

      @@fizzo53264EVER He's right tho, you can literally see the MCU Ironman in Batman. Basically Batman doing his best impression of Ironman. Its not 100% Ironman but you can see that everyone in Whedon's version bleeding out the MCU's Avengers when they are on screen.

    • @usagi8561
      @usagi8561 3 года назад +54

      That^s right. Iron Man is possibly the most ironic and sarcastic character of the MCU. You can't make the same jokes and hope it works with Batman. Batman's always been brutal and realistic unless he is Bruce Wayne around people. But he is with Diana or other heroes in here, he doesn't have to act billionaire playboy and make jokes even though he is without the mask. It is just unnecessary.

    • @nirvanas8086
      @nirvanas8086 3 года назад +6

      @@fizzo53264EVER it's that batman is acting like iron man, this is exactly or somewhat similar to what Tony would say in this scene

  • @lonechromosome
    @lonechromosome 3 года назад +2276

    it’s actually criminal how joss whedon replaced the foundation of the future success of the DCEU with a brunch joke

    • @TwistedReality13
      @TwistedReality13 3 года назад +41

      Would you prefer a boner joke? 😂

    • @davidcubillos1196
      @davidcubillos1196 3 года назад +14

      @@TwistedReality13 oh hell nah

    • @hcampina100
      @hcampina100 3 года назад +5

      I doubt it was Joss' decision.

    • @jwreckitc7049
      @jwreckitc7049 3 года назад +21

      The flash is my fav so i enjoyed the humor but Snyder's Barry was SO much better

    • @serdsouza6670
      @serdsouza6670 3 года назад +5

      @@TwistedReality13 hey don't disrespect Ralph that way!

  • @maxhydekyle2425
    @maxhydekyle2425 3 года назад +1082

    Imagine failing so hard at just finishing a movie that was almost entirely done that they had to spend $70 million and get back the original director just to fix your mess.

    • @NIDELLANEUM
      @NIDELLANEUM 3 года назад +76

      That is a nice way to look at it.
      Have you ever screwed up so badly the person you replaced has to return and do it again from scratch to fix it?

    • @RG-Zeldaplayer
      @RG-Zeldaplayer 3 года назад +15

      If that had been the brief you might have a point - however we now know that; Snyder had already cut the movie to two hours before Whedon began his rewrites, the studio wanted the film to be lighter in tone and suitable for a younger audience, Whedon was hired specifically to add humour to the movie, there was a severely limited timeframe, Whedon wasn't allowed to extend the movie beyond the 2 hr limit, nor was he allowed more time to actually film the extra material and he had a cast arguing with every decision.

    • @strangelaw6384
      @strangelaw6384 3 года назад +7

      @@RG-Zeldaplayer well then whedon shoulDN'TVE TAKEN THE GODAMN JOB

    • @RG-Zeldaplayer
      @RG-Zeldaplayer 3 года назад +16

      @@strangelaw6384 Yes you do. If you're a massive comic book nerd of a director with the opportunity to work on the first ever Justice League movie, for a studio offerring you the chance to make a movie with another IP you're enthusiastic about and all you have to do is fix a production stuck in limbo to save the studio from canning the whole project, you absolutely take that job.

    • @cammiesay4627
      @cammiesay4627 3 года назад +13

      @@RG-Zeldaplayer Unfortunately he didnt live up to expectation. What he gave was an abomination to the highest level. Cannot believe he thought his reshoots and cringe lines were better than what Snyder already had done. Regardless if the studion mandated him of cutting it short. What he did was not just edit, he attempted to stamp his name on the first JL film by reshoots of I dont know what you call it but I would borrow what Chris Terio, the writer of JL, said it is VANDALISM!!!

  • @vicvalentini362
    @vicvalentini362 3 года назад +573

    2:46 Amy Adams' reaction was too realistic to be just "acting".

    • @thegentleartoffisticuffs6983
      @thegentleartoffisticuffs6983 3 года назад +141

      She's just wondering where her career went wrong

    • @wackypenguin94
      @wackypenguin94 3 года назад +69

      She's like: how is this new director adding this scene

    • @ArcTrooperRod-269
      @ArcTrooperRod-269 3 года назад +24

      @@thegentleartoffisticuffs6983 _SHE DIDN'T WENT TO THE PREMIERE IN 2017, THAT TELLS A LOT_

    • @lobbb1497
      @lobbb1497 2 года назад +5

      Checking the nearest clock to see when today's shoot will be over

    • @megamanxhunter
      @megamanxhunter 2 года назад +6

      When Diane Lane said "He said you were the thirstiest reporter he ever met", both she and Amy look like "what the fuck is this line. Did you just say that".

  • @MaestroDrake
    @MaestroDrake 3 года назад +2481

    This is now a blooper reel.

  • @Mantis42
    @Mantis42 3 года назад +1648

    Cyborg in Zack's Movie: All about control, not just over machines but himself. This is his father's legacy that he struggles with.
    Cyborg in Joss' Movie: Black sidekick go "Boo-yah!"

    • @MSHwashere
      @MSHwashere 3 года назад +68

      You fricking had me at “booyah”

    • @alexingram5348
      @alexingram5348 3 года назад +110

      To be fair, booyah is cyborgs catchphrase.

    • @kennethsatria6607
      @kennethsatria6607 3 года назад +28

      Teen Titans Cyborg is on a league of his own.
      The comparison of shallow characterization would be more on par with TTG.

    • @TheShadowless
      @TheShadowless 3 года назад +62

      ZS Flash: saves the JL by turning back time
      JW Flash: *tHiS iS dEfInItElY eAsT*

    • @sipalingindonesia
      @sipalingindonesia 3 года назад +7

      @@alexingram5348 more like TT's Cyborg

  • @valef9450
    @valef9450 3 года назад +902

    The right title should be: *how to cringe for 7 minutes straight*

  • @latentspacex
    @latentspacex 3 года назад +421

    Josstice League tried to be funny like avengers, but the darker feel fits JL much better

    • @ironwolf1689
      @ironwolf1689 3 года назад +48

      It's not even about it trying to be funny. The comedic theme doesn't fit, to begin with, but it is executed embarrassingly poorly just for some extra icing on the cake I'm not a massive fan of DC or any superhero shit really but this movie is actually terrible in every possible way. Snyders cut actually had characters instead of a fucking joke slot machine. You couldn't take anyone in this movie seriously if you tried. It is a shining example of how not to make a movie.

    • @AbsoluteAbsurd
      @AbsoluteAbsurd 3 года назад +2

      @@ironwolf1689 this

    • @Marzo7866
      @Marzo7866 3 года назад +10

      @@ironwolf1689 Yeah, it's not like the DC universe can't have jokes, it's just that the jokes have to be a bit more subtle and downplayed than Marvel's style of comedy, and that's something Whedon didn't know or care about. And considering we're talking about Whedon, I reckon it's the ladder.

    • @ironwolf1689
      @ironwolf1689 3 года назад +4

      @@Marzo7866 I agree humor is fine to have in a movie it just has to fit within the context of the movie and actually be well thought out

    • @kronoskaalan1838
      @kronoskaalan1838 3 года назад

      @@ironwolf1689 uhm..... That's what he said

  • @ContemporaryCompendium
    @ContemporaryCompendium 3 года назад +3193

    One more week until this will be a forgotten memory.

    • @TimeBomb014X
      @TimeBomb014X 3 года назад +184

      We live in a society where the Whedon Cut is but a distant memory, isn't that right, Zack Snyder?

    • @otakuzero4900
      @otakuzero4900 3 года назад +30

      It already is

    • @Tom-py8ym
      @Tom-py8ym 3 года назад +11

      Its more of a stain

    • @justareplica
      @justareplica 3 года назад +34

      Lucky me, I’ve never seen the original so I get a real memory of Snyder’s Justice League.

    • @TimeBomb014X
      @TimeBomb014X 3 года назад +19

      @@justareplica well no one has seen the original, we will March 18

  • @KivaGordon
    @KivaGordon 3 года назад +2539

    The whole Bruce science talk was more of a Tony Stark thing

    • @cesar6447
      @cesar6447 3 года назад +233

      It would fit more on the flash... the actual flash... not this one

    • @kaylabennett5897
      @kaylabennett5897 3 года назад +3

      @@cesar6447 lol 🤣

    • @noahtuita3406
      @noahtuita3406 3 года назад +118

      It's exactly what i've been saying since 2017 lol Joss made Bruce turn into Tony Stark. He nerfed Batman, nerfed the Flash, and nerfed Aquaman. Aquaman in 2017 was scared to die, scared of Superman. Flash never done battle and was scared of bugs and tall people....like really??

    • @scooscotch1535
      @scooscotch1535 3 года назад +30

      Snyder cut was awesome ma dudes

    • @goldenyuri3556
      @goldenyuri3556 3 года назад +18

      @@cesar6447 After the Snyder cut he's the actual flash for me.

  • @iceking7045
    @iceking7045 3 года назад +351

    I'm convinced Joss made this movie as bad as possible to make Avengers look like a masterpiece.

    • @samash7302
      @samash7302 3 года назад +30

      MCU fans like me hate Whedon’s guts too after that garbage Age of Ultron 😂🤣

    • @tlreclipse1126
      @tlreclipse1126 3 года назад +38

      @@samash7302 AoU is actually good. It's not as Solid as Avengers, but it was well put together movie and introduced some very important characters.

    • @MetalMadness_00
      @MetalMadness_00 3 года назад +6

      @@tlreclipse1126 not really and it exposed Joss massively

    • @dawae2162
      @dawae2162 3 года назад +4

      @@tlreclipse1126 plotwise its allright, but that endless joke just ruined everything from AoU

    • @jamesgreen1166
      @jamesgreen1166 2 года назад +1

      Seeing as ZSJL would’ve been released before IW, I could see that. Hell, At this point I wouldn’t be surprised if Disney, or at the very least joss, had his daughter whacked as a threat.

  • @Marzo7866
    @Marzo7866 3 года назад +425

    Zack Snyder's Cyborg: I'm not broken...
    Joss Whedon's Cyborg: MAH *T O E S* HURT

    • @hishamelfangary722
      @hishamelfangary722 3 года назад +41

      Cyborg and flash were terrible, vanilla characters in Josstice League.
      In the Snyder Cut they are my favorites. That "I'm not broken..." moment was hard.

    • @AbsoluteAbsurd
      @AbsoluteAbsurd 3 года назад +2

      Lol

    • @N1ght_walk
      @N1ght_walk 3 года назад +8

      Zack Snyder’s Cyborg:
      [Cyborg and Aquaman enter the Batcave for the first time. Cyborg looks up and sees Batman’s airplane]
      Cyborg: It wants to fly.
      Aquaman: You speak to machines?
      Cyborg: No, I don’t speak to machines, I speak to intelligence.
      🙄🙄🙄

    • @MissMedeiros
      @MissMedeiros 3 года назад +12

      @@N1ght_walk
      Victor is a machine, so he understands how an artificial intelligence feels because it is part of him. I didn't see anything cringe in that dialogue. Cringe went to Batman to ask Aquaman if he "talked to fish", but from his naughty answers I already realized that you are a fan of Josstice.
      🙄🙄🙄

    • @N1ght_walk
      @N1ght_walk 3 года назад +1

      @@MissMedeiros It’s bad dialogue. Maybe if he said….
      Cyborg: No, I don’t speak to machines. I speak to intelligence. The IPhone 12 is telling me it wants dance.
      ….. then you’d understand that it’s bad dialogue.

  • @EasternUmi
    @EasternUmi 3 года назад +1555

    Snyder's Flash: Make your own future, Make your own past.
    Whedon' Flash: God, I hope this is east.
    Snyder's Cyborg: I am not broken... And I am not alone.
    Whedon's Cyborg: My toes hurt

    • @bezeani8836
      @bezeani8836 3 года назад +17

      The my toes hurt scene was actually nice

    • @roijabz2937
      @roijabz2937 3 года назад +114

      @@bezeani8836 no no it's not

    • @ranulphshieldwield7631
      @ranulphshieldwield7631 3 года назад +89

      @@bezeani8836 cringe, out of place and absolutely horrible scene.

    • @shubhtandon7
      @shubhtandon7 3 года назад +30

      Let's not pretend "I'm always dressed" is better than "my toes hurt" 😂

    • @oscaralextv
      @oscaralextv 3 года назад +3

      @@bezeani8836 Of course not

  • @TimeBomb014X
    @TimeBomb014X 3 года назад +1491

    They really did Batman dirty here, from the man who had the single greatest Batman fight sequence recorded in history with the warehouse fight and saying bad ass lines like "Your not brave, men are brave." Or "You where never a god, you were never even a man." Or "The world only makes sense, when you force it to." Then Whedon gave us snarky insecure Batman that gets beaten up by everyone and says "Something's definitely bleeding.' and "I don't not like you."... It was worse than the Bat nipples from the 90s

    • @gimu9834
      @gimu9834 3 года назад +67

      Batnips take the crown

    • @Joseph-sg3jz
      @Joseph-sg3jz 3 года назад +7

      What's wrong with batman saying something's definitely bleeding

    • @TimeBomb014X
      @TimeBomb014X 3 года назад +122

      @@Joseph-sg3jz Because it's a lame joke to make light of the situation and it's something the Snyder Batman wouldn't do

    • @Joseph-sg3jz
      @Joseph-sg3jz 3 года назад +12

      @@TimeBomb014X I defienly could see Batman from the animated series saying something like that. and conroys batman is way more comic accurate than afflecks so...

    • @TimeBomb014X
      @TimeBomb014X 3 года назад +87

      @@Joseph-sg3jz Don't insult the Conroy Batman, not even he would say a line that stupid.

  • @IwoJima22
    @IwoJima22 3 года назад +355

    I’m so glad people are calling out joss and his unbearable dialogue.

    • @RoseJackson1607
      @RoseJackson1607 3 года назад +3

      have u seen Buffy? just shup up dudee

    • @IwoJima22
      @IwoJima22 3 года назад +23

      @@RoseJackson1607 have you seen his filmography? Non existent, he’s a shmuck. Look up his Wonder Woman script.

    • @dallasbagley
      @dallasbagley 3 года назад +3

      @@RoseJackson1607 Why would anybody here watch Buffy?

    • @dallasbagley
      @dallasbagley 3 года назад +7

      Me too. He deserves it, for making a shit movie, and being a shit Human.

    • @RoseJackson1607
      @RoseJackson1607 3 года назад +2

      @@dallasbagley because it's the most studied show ever (see Which Pop Culture Property Do Academics Study the Most? by Slate); the creator of The Wire even said that Buffy is better than The Wire. yeah dude, not everything you believe about pop culture is true, Buffy is the most underrated show ever

  • @CrazyBombWorld
    @CrazyBombWorld 3 года назад +1033

    The worst for me is definitely the BRUNCH part.
    Imagine bringing an all crew just to film a joke that IS NOT A JOKE.
    WTF WAS THAT.

    • @purpleswag1490
      @purpleswag1490 3 года назад +52

      It makes zero fucking sense like how did they not understand brunch is just breakfast at lunch time ffs

    • @N1ght_walk
      @N1ght_walk 3 года назад +4

      For realz. Also, what about that one scene in the Snyder Cut where the heroes are on the roof talking with Commissioner Gordon?
      [Cyborg, Batman and Wonder Woman leave rooftop]
      Flash: Oh. They just vanished. That’s rude.
      🙄 Unfunny scene. Things are slow in the Flash’s perspective because of how fast he is, so he would’ve noticed they left. Seriously, who was that joke for? The audience? It made no sense. Terrible joke.

    • @tabarsl4k67
      @tabarsl4k67 3 года назад +2

      maiskeskevoufaitelà?????

    • @brettbaglio1550
      @brettbaglio1550 2 года назад +5

      @@N1ght_walk That was in both cuts,

    • @mr.moviemafia
      @mr.moviemafia 2 года назад +3

      @@N1ght_walk That happened to be in both cuts, and while I agree the logistics of it make zero sense, I always thought it worked better than other jokes in the 2017 cut. Either way it works way better in the 2021 version

  • @rameshsharma4422
    @rameshsharma4422 3 года назад +4480

    This looks like a high budget TV show😂

    • @AppleNerd11
      @AppleNerd11 3 года назад +191

      In all fairness, most CW Arrowverse shows have better writing

    • @victoriarodrigues7800
      @victoriarodrigues7800 3 года назад +82

      Well, I've seen better writing and better effects in the Arrowverse shows. This looks like a low budget show, Game of Thrones is a high budget show and the cgi there is a thousand times better. This feels like Supernatural level

    • @watterson.darwin
      @watterson.darwin 3 года назад +8

      @@victoriarodrigues7800 even though you can tell when its in cgi its not even that bad (talking about the cw effects)

    • @Harrydoc02
      @Harrydoc02 3 года назад +4

      No low budget lad

    • @rayray117
      @rayray117 3 года назад +13

      This looks like a low budget tv show🤣

  • @placeholder7410
    @placeholder7410 3 года назад +1940

    Now make a trilogy.
    Worst shot
    Worst lines
    Worst of the worst

    • @samsonspin3256
      @samsonspin3256  3 года назад +57

      Worst continuity errors I think would be good. I don’t want to come after Danny Elfman. His Batman comment was unnecessary but Joss Whedon was really the one so far we know was a pretty shitty guy overall on this project. (Not including producers)

    • @placeholder7410
      @placeholder7410 3 года назад +8

      @@samsonspin3256 Yes... And thus, The Dark Knight Trilogy shalleth be complete.

    • @samsonspin3256
      @samsonspin3256  3 года назад +5

      it's coming.... ruclips.net/video/azgwCj-D3bo/видео.html

    • @davidmarin2846
      @davidmarin2846 3 года назад

      Best of the worst

    • @rebel8185
      @rebel8185 3 года назад +1

      its like it is some kind of suicide squad

  • @multifandomz8221
    @multifandomz8221 3 года назад +408

    "I'm also a big fan of justice"
    PLS STOP

    • @Ghostking98
      @Ghostking98 3 года назад +49

      @@westinjohnson it just you

    • @anattackhelicopter2680
      @anattackhelicopter2680 3 года назад +26

      @@westinjohnson yeah it's just you

    • @BiggisDickis
      @BiggisDickis 3 года назад +19

      @@westinjohnson
      Definitely just you

    • @THEdudeproductions
      @THEdudeproductions 3 года назад +7

      It seemed like a cool line to me when I watched it in the theater for some reason..

    • @valchapdelaine7356
      @valchapdelaine7356 3 года назад +10

      I'm a big fan of Justice felt more like Clark the "not impressed" seemed a little too trying to be cool, Supes is a folksy dork and thats why we love him.

  • @datagrab
    @datagrab 3 года назад +134

    *You missed the part where Bruce Wayne says "If we can't protect the earth, then you can be damn sure we'll justice league it"*

  • @AlquimistEd
    @AlquimistEd 3 года назад +994

    Holy shit dude, that green goo "blood" looks like something straight out of the Spy Kids 3D movie......

    • @dan1310
      @dan1310 3 года назад +73

      it looks like nickelodeon donated some leftover slime from their kids choice awards

    • @nnll9243
      @nnll9243 3 года назад +14

      @@dan1310 Hahahah wtf

    • @ShiftyWolf117
      @ShiftyWolf117 3 года назад +14

      The whole movie looks like a spy kids movie.

    • @ChristianFrates1997
      @ChristianFrates1997 3 года назад +1

      Or Predator.

    • @rusty7984
      @rusty7984 3 года назад +4

      I forgot how bad it looked

  • @jeanne5135
    @jeanne5135 3 года назад +624

    Flash in Snyder's cut: goes so fast that he turns back time and saves the entire universe
    Flash in Whedon's cut: Dostoevsky!

    • @serdsouza6670
      @serdsouza6670 3 года назад +17

      it's like a cave....a bAtCaVe

    • @SwagsterPotatoGD
      @SwagsterPotatoGD 3 года назад +10

      What is brunch?

    • @sarahelo9656
      @sarahelo9656 3 года назад +2

      when he said that I lost it... my ptsd

    • @brettbaglio1550
      @brettbaglio1550 3 года назад +1

      @@sarahelo9656 How come you have PTSD from that?

    • @sarahelo9656
      @sarahelo9656 3 года назад

      @@brettbaglio1550 I don't know, but when I hear that word my soul dies a little

  • @omeirkhan8312
    @omeirkhan8312 3 года назад +350

    Joss whedon just wanted to make another Avengers film but he can’t tell the difference between Batman and Iron Man

    • @christran9262
      @christran9262 3 года назад +26

      And now we know he couldn’t even tell the difference between Diana and Natasha.

    • @3Guys1Video
      @3Guys1Video 3 года назад

      :0

    • @robertcagatin3690
      @robertcagatin3690 3 года назад +4

      @@christran9262 FACTS

  • @TheJanvicgwaps
    @TheJanvicgwaps 3 года назад +177

    Josstice League: Haha Jokes go brrr
    Zach Snyder's Justice League: Character arcs for everyone.. And yes that includes you Cyborg!

    • @aditsuskianditapratama1720
      @aditsuskianditapratama1720 3 года назад +23

      @Hayden Burns Of course, you're blind.

    • @SwagsterPotatoGD
      @SwagsterPotatoGD 3 года назад +14

      @Hayden Burns I think you meant Whedon's cut

    • @RG-Zeldaplayer
      @RG-Zeldaplayer 3 года назад +2

      What arcs? Yeah Cyborg gets a bit more of a narrative - but the rest of the cast are there as characterless exposition machines delivering terrible dialogue. Whedon at least gives every character actual character and development.

    • @M_K360
      @M_K360 3 года назад +11

      @@RG-Zeldaplayer talking nonsense I see

    • @somethingwithultra7231
      @somethingwithultra7231 3 года назад

      @@M_K360 what an amazing defense, maybe you should actually release a proper counterargument.

  • @mikala2088
    @mikala2088 3 года назад +582

    omg this is even worse than when I saw it in theaters

    • @mikala2088
      @mikala2088 3 года назад +22

      Peter Parker tbh I think man of steel was a great movie. Shame ppl think otherwise. I literally cannot imagine how else a modern post-dark knight trilogy superman movie could’ve been done. Unless ppl wanted some more colorful and lighthearted then they should’ve looked elsewhere.

    • @fatezero8662
      @fatezero8662 3 года назад

      @@PeterParker-yo6gu I don't even see Man of Steel as dark imo. My reason on why i didn't liked it that much is because the 2nd half was too exhausting to watch it had too much action and unecessary destruction without moving the plot forward, the first half was so good tho because Supes was developed well.

    • @fatezero8662
      @fatezero8662 3 года назад

      @@PeterParker-yo6gu Not what I meant anyway, I'm just saying the action went too long for the plot to move forward and the overdestruction was nauseating. The only fight scenes I liked was Zod vs Supes going dragonball z and Supes vs Fiora.

    • @fatezero8662
      @fatezero8662 3 года назад

      @@PeterParker-yo6gu and your point?

  • @AWDTH1111
    @AWDTH1111 3 года назад +67

    2:48 “A man I knew, said that hope was like a mustache. Easy to loose, but if you dig around, it’s usually close by.”

  • @alexwright5419
    @alexwright5419 3 года назад +44

    Fun fact: at one point Jeremy Irons said Joss Whedon’s new lines “were fucking stupid.” Which yes, they were.

  • @theroadrunner7659
    @theroadrunner7659 3 года назад +2651

    This movie made flash sound so weak

    • @booben_0659
      @booben_0659 3 года назад +35

      i kinda liked they way he was a bit slower than the others but it was a bit too much

    • @bettilopez4327
      @bettilopez4327 3 года назад +65

      Not weak, just not cool. besides, he's supposed to be the youngest & least experienced in real high stakes situations.

    • @creed-pones-all529
      @creed-pones-all529 3 года назад +9

      @@bettilopez4327 in all fairness the only part of Josstice League I enjoyed were the Flash’s scenes but I can’t get over how the main thing he does is run but he kept tripping I just can’t wait till Thursday to see a way better movie

    • @Me-tp6ll
      @Me-tp6ll 3 года назад +15

      @@bettilopez4327 cw flash is way better like 10x this flash doesnt even know that Multiverse exist

    • @Me-tp6ll
      @Me-tp6ll 3 года назад +4

      Super weak

  • @Kev24
    @Kev24 3 года назад +276

    Barrys “batcave” line actually made me almost walk out the theater

    • @z.tselmeg9246
      @z.tselmeg9246 3 года назад +28

      Lol i actually walked out of it.

  • @LucyGoosey1229
    @LucyGoosey1229 3 года назад +72

    All these lines from the Josstice League feel like after credits bloopers.

  • @XBLGR
    @XBLGR 3 года назад +52

    0:48 that is the most "un-Batman" thing to say in such a carefree way, that entire conversation is like Diana is talking to someone who saw a picture of batman and thought "oh this looks like an edgy-sarcastic dude with a cheeky sense of humour"

    • @hectorbonilla8509
      @hectorbonilla8509 3 года назад +2

      Bale's Batman was also sarcastic

    • @yuvikasingh9403
      @yuvikasingh9403 2 года назад +5

      dude exactly do you think a pretentious "the best detective in the world" guy would say something like that? nO lmao

  • @jeromeschmidt7805
    @jeromeschmidt7805 3 года назад +604

    Whedon writes his scripts like a CW show. Which isn't a surprise.

    • @kodyco7262
      @kodyco7262 3 года назад +34

      Except the cw shows are better

    • @essschesss6471
      @essschesss6471 3 года назад +9

      @@kodyco7262 not even 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @arthurwaring
      @arthurwaring 3 года назад +57

      @@kodyco7262 nah if CW made Justice League they would've made flash gay, cyborg gender fluid, would've replaced Batman with batwoman🤪

    • @RaRmAn
      @RaRmAn 3 года назад +2

      @@arthurwaring It's better to replace Batman with her than give them control over any version of Batman

    • @cauaviniciusguedes1434
      @cauaviniciusguedes1434 3 года назад

      @@arthurwaring exactly haha except batman to batwoman hapenned haha

  • @JustPhantomComics
    @JustPhantomComics 3 года назад +509

    After seeing Zack Snyders Justice League, not only did Whedon fuck up the movie beyond redemption, he also ended an entire universe, made it lose out on a billion dollars, cut out important character arcs and he cut out almost every actor of color

    • @bringbackmyspace7112
      @bringbackmyspace7112 3 года назад +79

      I was so glad to see Cyborg be the star of this version. His backstory and character arc was absolutely incredible. Whedon really screwed up cutting so much of Ray Fisher.

    • @stricklinr
      @stricklinr 3 года назад +22

      The Snyderverse was already on life support. It's no coincidence that WB brought in somebody with a vastly different vision for the franchise, and it wasn't just informed by their opinions, the box office for Man of Steel and BvS weren't great. They needed to change course, unfortunately they went the wrong way from being on a rocky trail to driving off a cliff.

    • @SuperGirl90100
      @SuperGirl90100 3 года назад +33

      @@stricklinr I understand and agree with this, although I would like to add that the Snyder Verse was only on it’s knees because of studio interference with the films. Now that we’ve seen Snyder’s Cut of JL, it’s easier to assume that BVS was going to be just as good and then the studio would not have felt the need to try and change direction 🤷🏾‍♀️

    • @ninjanibba4259
      @ninjanibba4259 3 года назад +12

      Speaking of color, the Cut could’ve definitely used some

    • @LongingAsp
      @LongingAsp 3 года назад +2

      @@ninjanibba4259 Yeah

  • @CounStellar
    @CounStellar 3 года назад +141

    I..........................defended this movie. Now I feel like I was in a codependent relationship with it. Embarrassed and absoluaaetely adoring the Snyderverse. Just as I expected once I discovered it was a thing... Love you, fans. Thanks for making this a reality. 😍

  • @V1b2910
    @V1b2910 3 года назад +48

    Joss Whedon's vision with JL -
    Whedon to Batman : Okay, so you're super rich and have no powers so you're Tony.
    Whedon to Arthur : You have a trident, long hairs,godly powers and physic so you're Thor.
    Whedon to Flash : You're a noob who won't shut up so you're Peter.
    Whedon to WW : You fought in World War so you're Capt. America.
    Whedon to Superman : Everyone is scared of you. You become hostile at first and then join at the last minute. So you're Hulk.
    Now, let's make this movie shit by bombarding the lame ass jokes.

    • @allend807
      @allend807 3 года назад +9

      Surprised he didn’t put a scene of them assembling in a circle where the camera pans around them

    • @V1b2910
      @V1b2910 3 года назад +10

      @@allend807 but then he did put that shitty pose scene where flowers grew instantly. In addition.
      1. Bruce and Diana's disagreement (like Tony and Cap ,"Suit up!" one)
      2. Lois lane instantly calming down Supes (Sun's getting low). Okay, I know this one was already in it but it was way less impactful in Josstice league.
      3. Flash falling on WW ( just like when Banner fell on black widow's boobies).
      3. Lame ass jokes "something is definitely bleeding" , "Ahh wanna die" , "Mah toes hurt" , "booyah".
      4. Brunch scene in the end. (Shawarma scene)
      5. And OMG that awful iphone intro scene with Superman.

    • @serdsouza6670
      @serdsouza6670 3 года назад

      You're absolutely right

    • @sarahelo9656
      @sarahelo9656 3 года назад +4

      Lame ass jokes is an understatement. Now I’m questioning my sanity for enjoying marvel. I feel like it’s progressively becoming terrible, though. I loved the first modern movies

  • @craftmastr
    @craftmastr 3 года назад +254

    We live in a society where:
    - We don't live in a society
    - Nothing is definitely bleeding
    - Death isn't itchy
    - We don't ask the philosophical questions surrounding brunch
    - Not everybody knows that oranges fall out of crates during crimes on the streets in slow motion
    - Sound waves aren't a Parademon's weakness
    - Barry doesn't fall on top of Diana

  • @marciofilho2137
    @marciofilho2137 3 года назад +836

    The Josstice League looks like a very badly done parody of Super Friends. Whedon completely destroyed Batman and Flash in this movie.

    • @Ukaran
      @Ukaran 3 года назад +6

      And Snyder completely destroyed Batman and Superman in the previous movies.

    • @marciofilho2137
      @marciofilho2137 3 года назад +4

      @@Ukaran "mi mi mi"

    • @nodinitiative
      @nodinitiative 3 года назад +5

      Of course, Whedon is a Marvel man. Its obvious that he intentionally made the Justice League movie into something sucky.
      Its like having a fox guarding a hen house.

    • @yungmetrogaming9487
      @yungmetrogaming9487 3 года назад +1

      @@nodinitiative can’t really put all of the blame on him tho WB did zack dirty

    • @nodinitiative
      @nodinitiative 3 года назад +3

      @@yungmetrogaming9487 kinda stupid on the WB part to put a Marvel guy on a DC project.

  • @kvngslayer1242
    @kvngslayer1242 3 года назад +56

    The fact that Josh Whedon actually wrote a scene where the JUSTICE LEAGUE talks and has jokes while they let scientists die and still they don’t even intervene on PURPOSE!!! Cyborg accidentally shoots LOOOOOL.

  • @lucasdellamaggiore
    @lucasdellamaggiore 3 года назад +140

    Joss Whedon went through 3 tiers of comedy:
    Tier 1 being Avengers, where he perfectly blended comedy into the script.
    Tier 2 being Age Of Ultron which went a bit overboard with the humour at times but everything was still fine.
    Tier 3 being Justice League, where he turned the Justice League member's personalities into The Avengers, which really doesn't fit them.

    • @kirbyfazendoummoonwalk9214
      @kirbyfazendoummoonwalk9214 3 года назад +6

      Well Said

    • @civilwarfare101
      @civilwarfare101 8 месяцев назад +1

      As if Iron Man, Hulk and Thor cracking jokes constantly fitted them. Whedon turned everyone into a discount Spider-Man.

    • @snoopy4749
      @snoopy4749 8 месяцев назад

      @@civilwarfare101no

    • @civilwarfare101
      @civilwarfare101 8 месяцев назад

      @@snoopy4749
      That's what Whedon says to himself when writing scenes that involve geniune drama.

    • @snoopy4749
      @snoopy4749 8 месяцев назад

      @@civilwarfare101 At 0 point pre Endgame did the Hulk ‘crack jokes’ and Thor was definitely more stoic pre Ragnarok. Whedon’s a chud but your point is moot.

  • @moxifloxi
    @moxifloxi 3 года назад +1962

    how will Whedon ever recover

    • @larrywilliams4967
      @larrywilliams4967 3 года назад +144

      Keep him away from DC

    • @Rtr-oh1mz
      @Rtr-oh1mz 3 года назад +119

      You see the thing is...he won’t

    • @tutumazibuko2510
      @tutumazibuko2510 3 года назад +6

      OP was probably being sarcastic you idiots

    • @stricklinr
      @stricklinr 3 года назад +118

      @@tutumazibuko2510 but the replies aren't wrong. his reputation is heavily stained after the torrent of accusations of toxic unprofessional behavior. between that and poor reaction to Avengers 2 and JL, his stock in hollywood has plummeted.

    • @tutumazibuko2510
      @tutumazibuko2510 3 года назад +2

      @@stricklinr that literally hasn't changed the fact that his career is still thriving 😂🤣

  • @1996recovery
    @1996recovery 3 года назад +570

    Man thank you zack snyder he fixed the movie and made it a million times better

    • @realcrunchy6572
      @realcrunchy6572 3 года назад +4

      He made it a million times more boring, slept at least 3 times through it

    • @psychomantis8007
      @psychomantis8007 3 года назад +3

      @@realcrunchy6572 They're Snyder fan boys. We can't expect much from them

    • @ssj4galactus
      @ssj4galactus 3 года назад +8

      It made it bearable. Its alright, but you guys are really hyping it to the moon

    • @psychomantis8007
      @psychomantis8007 3 года назад +1

      @writer 91 What kind of attempt of at a comeback was that? You serious?

    • @psychomantis8007
      @psychomantis8007 3 года назад +1

      @writer 91 I never said mine were great, but at least they make sense

  • @fer-curium1650
    @fer-curium1650 3 года назад +87

    Lmao literally the only reason I didn’t want to watch this movie was because of flash. Dude was saying the dumbest shit

    • @Marzo7866
      @Marzo7866 3 года назад +11

      But on the flipside, Flash was one of the best characters in the Snyder Cut, hell ALL of the characters in the Snyder Cut were great.

    • @serdsouza6670
      @serdsouza6670 3 года назад +9

      Joss Wheadon Flash: literally a disappointment
      Snyder Cut Flash: absolutely brilliant, a cinematic icon, must be seen on screen again

  • @yahyarajaee5883
    @yahyarajaee5883 3 года назад +41

    1:25 He basically recreated Tony Stark and Steve Rodgers in Age of Ultron and Civil War almost same messages and same shots

  • @RomainDelmaire
    @RomainDelmaire 3 года назад +369

    Superman = Doesn't remember who he is
    Joss Whedon = "Hey, would be cool if Superman said a line from the previous movie!"
    ...

    • @YouTube.Pigeon
      @YouTube.Pigeon 3 года назад +3

      Do you bleed? 🩸

    • @jax1384
      @jax1384 3 года назад +2

      I know there are worse lines, but when Superman said that I cringed into my seat

    • @Marzo7866
      @Marzo7866 3 года назад +8

      Now that somebody's pointed it out, yeah that's pretty dumb.
      And it's all to build up towards a shitty joke with Batman saying "Yeah something's definitely bleeding".

    • @ChrisPBacon-bm6ld
      @ChrisPBacon-bm6ld 3 года назад +1

      it's even worse in Whedon version: Superman doesn't remember who he is, but remembers fighting Batman, but doesn't remember fighting alongside with him afterwards, but thank God they kidnapped Lois Lane to bring her there, because Superman remembers her.

    • @jack-exzolt9858
      @jack-exzolt9858 3 года назад +1

      Even from a karmic standpoint it doesn't make sense. Clark spent more time fighting alongside Batman and WW, with Batman even saving his mom. Than Superman trying to reason with an enraged Batman. Where did this sheer animosity even came from?

  • @slackstarfish8133
    @slackstarfish8133 3 года назад +992

    This movie was actually a parody

    • @Daniel-ll2cl
      @Daniel-ll2cl 3 года назад +43

      Of the snyder cut yep

    • @zackaygg
      @zackaygg 3 года назад +4

      No joke it actually is

  • @minaminastheanimationfan7909
    @minaminastheanimationfan7909 3 года назад +92

    Now do the opposite: The Best Lines of Zack Snyder’s Justice League.

    • @IDK-lt5dl
      @IDK-lt5dl 3 года назад +15

      Make your own future. Make your own past. It's. All. Right. NOW!!!!

    • @BullyMaguirejr
      @BullyMaguirejr 3 года назад +4

      All

    • @kianlimbos689
      @kianlimbos689 3 года назад +7

      "Just gotta go the speed of light, far beyond the speed of light, you gotta break the rules barry and you gatta do it now!"
      -Flash
      "Stick to the plan, that's why I bought you together"
      -Batman
      "I'm not broken, and I'm not alone"
      -Cyborg

    • @jonhprime777
      @jonhprime777 3 года назад +2

      "Not impressed"
      Superman

    • @danofsteel785
      @danofsteel785 3 года назад +3

      "I have turned 100,000 worlds to dust looking for Anti-Life, looking for those who robbed me of my glory. I will stride across their bones and bask in the glow of Anti-Life, and all of existence shall be mine."

  • @samsonspin3256
    @samsonspin3256  3 года назад +33

    The EDP meme I put at the end now haunts me now that we know his true colors. Oh god.

  • @shedrachonah9433
    @shedrachonah9433 3 года назад +283

    The brunch line is just a copy of the shawarma line from tony in the avengers. The flash falling on Wonder Woman is just a copy of Bruce banner falling on Natasha in Age of Ultron. He was basically recycling scenes from the avengers

    • @filmflim
      @filmflim 3 года назад +30

      Exactly! Also watch Steppenwolf's first entrance and Loki's back to back, it's unreal how identical they are, down to how they drop in next to the CUBE super-McGuffins they both want.

    • @kennydrew6886
      @kennydrew6886 3 года назад +9

      Don't forget when Superman and Cyborg felt defeated/overwhelmed after all that fighting just like that scene with Iron Man, Captain America, Hulk and Thor in Avengers 1.

    • @srguapo3158
      @srguapo3158 3 года назад +15

      A lot of us Marvel fans knew that Whedon would ruin Justice League after how he totally ruined Ultron

    • @ProtagonisTeneT
      @ProtagonisTeneT 3 года назад +4

      The argument between Bruce and Diana is just the shitty argument Cap America had with Iron Man. Such a pathetic and garbage take by Joss Whedon. A Horrible actor. When I try to watch his usual Avengers movie I barely can watch 10 minutes of that monstrosity

    • @ProtagonisTeneT
      @ProtagonisTeneT 3 года назад +5

      @@srguapo3158 So then why were you MCU fans blaming Zac Snyder for that crap when it was your shitty director?

  • @wedhoezshelter
    @wedhoezshelter 3 года назад +285

    Wheddon have a bad taste, bad lightning, bad angle, bad conversation

    • @wiinterflowers4277
      @wiinterflowers4277 3 года назад +14

      This movie is so bad that I owed Age of Ultron an apology.

    • @swift_lordyt6865
      @swift_lordyt6865 3 года назад +5

      @TurboTime nope. It was not.

    • @user-xe7nk7jq5e
      @user-xe7nk7jq5e 3 года назад +2

      @TurboTime avengers 2 leads to endgame and all that stuff but the movie is garbage...bad writing , simply the worst CGI and editing ...Joss Whedon is a mess.

    • @ssj4galactus
      @ssj4galactus 3 года назад

      @@user-xe7nk7jq5e i wouldnt say bad, just forgetable. Cgi was great what you on about?

  • @patcleary4849
    @patcleary4849 3 года назад +63

    Joss Whedon's jokes are about as funny as a heart attack

  • @mikejohnson3338
    @mikejohnson3338 3 года назад +29

    You forgot the line Flash says to Bruce while BM is baiting Diana:
    "You know that if she kills you, we'll cover for her?"

  • @johnnyhui3950
    @johnnyhui3950 3 года назад +150

    Honestly, I don't even remember these dialogues. I guess my brain just help me from remember something horrible like this.

    • @lester--glz6636
      @lester--glz6636 3 года назад +3

      Bro same😂

    • @MrLaserPony
      @MrLaserPony 3 года назад +2

      Me too...I don't drink but wish I did when I first watch it

    • @SinonIG
      @SinonIG 3 года назад

      Same here now my brain hurts again from remembering this

  • @jaymesEo6
    @jaymesEo6 3 года назад +26

    It's like the Storm line in X-Men film "You know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning?... same thing that happens to everything else." Only sprinkled throughout an entire film.

    • @RG-Zeldaplayer
      @RG-Zeldaplayer 3 года назад +3

      That line was originally supposed to be set up by toad earlier in the movie - "D'you know what happens when..." was meant to be his catchphrase emphasising that Toads are exceptionally good at surviving - it was a reference to their evolution... Storm's line at the end was meant to flip it... Toad's lines got cut - Storm's were left in which is why it sounds so awkward.

    • @jaymesEo6
      @jaymesEo6 3 года назад

      @@RG-Zeldaplayer Storm doesn't need to make a joke like that no matter how it's framed. It's totally out of character unless he was going to mak her radically different from any interpretation ever.

    • @christopherregan1654
      @christopherregan1654 3 года назад +5

      She should've said "It Croaks," which both refers to the sound a toad makes, as well as it being another term for dying.

    • @ChristianFrates1997
      @ChristianFrates1997 3 года назад

      Whedon wrote that.

    • @jaymesEo6
      @jaymesEo6 3 года назад

      @@ChristianFrates1997 Yeah, that's the point of the post bud...

  • @mk3a
    @mk3a 3 года назад +11

    What makes this worse was that the reason Snyder stepped away was because his daughter passed away from suicide.
    Basically, Joss Whedon ripped Snyder's work from his arms.

    • @GrayWoIf
      @GrayWoIf 3 года назад +3

      Well that's more on Warner Bros they just cared about the movie hitting theaters ASAP. They probably sat around and where like we need this movie out quick get that guy Whedon he's made films about superhero teams.

  • @aaoreugif
    @aaoreugif 3 года назад +220

    Im glad i just saw the Snyder cut and never saw this shit lmao, kinda feel bad for all of them, too much forced humor and like everyone says, they turned Batman into a joke

    • @zibumalunga
      @zibumalunga 3 года назад +4

      Aye!! Same here

    • @FaceTheWindYasuo
      @FaceTheWindYasuo 3 года назад +3

      Same

    • @GameFormative
      @GameFormative 3 года назад +3

      batman is shit in snyder cut too....but at least he is in character

    • @960456
      @960456 3 года назад +2

      Whedon did Flash and Cyborg dirty as fuck, too. They got sooo much more quality time in Snyder's cut.

    • @subbumuthanna
      @subbumuthanna 3 года назад +2

      i watched only snyder too and holy moly that was so good. So glad i didnt watch josstice league.

  • @pab1381
    @pab1381 3 года назад +706

    The forced humor is so bad lol. Can’t wait till this Thursday for me at 3am lol

    • @itgoodthings9158
      @itgoodthings9158 3 года назад

      Where you place??is it same in asian countries??

    • @knocturna9731
      @knocturna9731 3 года назад +1

      Wake up!

    • @pab1381
      @pab1381 3 года назад +9

      @@knocturna9731 dude This is gonna sound so weird but your comment ding woke me up just in time lol. And your name is nocturnal dream haha.

    • @slamyourheadin9449
      @slamyourheadin9449 3 года назад +5

      @@pab1381 you are the chosen one Matthew Vanek. Your name will be known across the multiverse.

    • @seriyooow310
      @seriyooow310 3 года назад

      Barry: "Arthur, yes, your opinion. Less preposterous. Option A?" *shows cap*
      Arthur: "Definitely not A"
      Barry: "Okay.. Or... B?" *shows 2nd cap*
      Arthur:
      Arthur: "..Let me see A again?"

  • @Majorworks100
    @Majorworks100 3 года назад +24

    I recently watched the snyder cut. Seeing this version all over again was absolutely excruciating. Zack snyder's justice league was amazing.

  • @wittycommentator
    @wittycommentator 3 года назад +16

    In 2021 this feels like a blooper reel of the Snyder Cut

  • @Richwiking318
    @Richwiking318 3 года назад +325

    Im sorry for you that you had to rewatch this piece of sh*t so many times to give us evidence.. You are a true hero

  • @88Grimmjow
    @88Grimmjow 3 года назад +307

    I can't believe WB still considers this Canon and not Zack Snyder's Justice League.

    • @samsonspin3256
      @samsonspin3256  3 года назад +58

      Pride

    • @88Grimmjow
      @88Grimmjow 3 года назад +14

      @Prince Smith as far as i know, josstice league is canon unfortunately. What's your source?

    • @88Grimmjow
      @88Grimmjow 3 года назад +8

      @Prince Smith that would be the dream, i hope we can restore the snyderverse as we did the snydercut so that he can complete his five movie arc. MoS and BvS and my favourite movies.

    • @88Grimmjow
      @88Grimmjow 3 года назад +2

      @Prince Smith yes BvS first and MoS as second.

    • @88Grimmjow
      @88Grimmjow 3 года назад +15

      @Prince Smith i think it's a very misunderstood scene. It is a serious movie and a serious scene. If one look at the context of that scene, it works very well imo. But unfortunately people compare bvs and mos to marvel movies, which are meant as merely entertainment, but snyders movies are more artful and have much more meaning and are profound.

  • @thecheeseburgertank633
    @thecheeseburgertank633 Год назад +5

    Get ready people, this will be your DCEU again for the next 10 years

  • @CaseyRedgrave
    @CaseyRedgrave 3 года назад +83

    The race scene isn't that bad honestly, maybe they should've saved it for Flash movie or something.

    • @KirbyLinkACW
      @KirbyLinkACW 3 года назад +1

      Assuming the movie isn't Flashpoint, I agree.

    • @batman4452
      @batman4452 3 года назад +16

      Yeah the Flash scene isn't that bad.. but in the Snyder version it doesn't work cause Superman, and Flash don't speak.. it would need a proper start where Flash tells Clark how he's a huge fan, and we should test our speeds... since he says Supes was his hero in the Snyder Cut.... I do really like the race just wouldn't work without that intro to the scene imo...
      Also... the scene where Flash is scared, and Batman says save one person is actually a good scene showing Flash is afraid, and would have worked well... everything else will haunt my nightmares forever.

    • @leftmostsaihh1471
      @leftmostsaihh1471 3 года назад +3

      @@batman4452 oh i like that scene too. You can almost see him like mentoring another robin

    • @chrisjohn8725
      @chrisjohn8725 3 года назад

      @@batman4452 to be fair, the only other hero superman speaks to is batman. He has a very very minor conversation with WW in bvs ("this creature is from another world. My world") which I don't think counts.

    • @batman4452
      @batman4452 3 года назад

      @@chrisjohn8725 I don’t understand what you’re gettin at...

  • @rayray117
    @rayray117 3 года назад +142

    Batman: Jesus, he is tall.
    Flash: What is Brunch.
    Wonder Woman: I work with children.
    Superman: Hope is like a car keys.
    Cyborg: Don’t understand the physics of how my toes hurt.
    Aquaman: MAH MAN, WOOO, ALRIGHT.

    • @weserfeld4417
      @weserfeld4417 3 года назад +12

      This aquaman's line is actually in the snyder cut aquaman trailer, and it sounds good in the trailer

    • @djjdjd470
      @djjdjd470 3 года назад +2

      Flash: I hope this is East

    • @Reza-uw2lr
      @Reza-uw2lr 3 года назад +1

      I cringe so bad

  • @aryapavan4819
    @aryapavan4819 3 года назад +65

    Zsjl:
    Martha (spoiler) - The world needs you too Lois.
    JWjl:
    Martha - Lois is the thirstiest woman I've ever met.

    • @samsonspin3256
      @samsonspin3256  3 года назад +6

      Also they look like peaches in whedons

    • @ninjanibba4259
      @ninjanibba4259 3 года назад +2

      No no no, the Cut is worse with Martha, so disrespectful
      At least here it’s actually legit with her

    • @keniel-prime6214
      @keniel-prime6214 3 года назад +3

      Martha was mourning her son's death in the Snyder Cut.

    • @liynne
      @liynne 3 года назад +2

      @@ninjanibba4259 no it's not. its a martian manhunter thing to do and try to do that. and it makes sense for matha to actually not tell anyone she lost the house.

  • @zhengyingli
    @zhengyingli 2 года назад +7

    This clip demonstrates why I was never convinced by the team dynamic in the 2017 version; the constant snarks they throw at each other makes it seem like they don't want to be together. In the Snyder Cut, the team actually resolve their differences like adults.

  • @randomationhlt
    @randomationhlt 3 года назад +24

    Best line in Weadon’s Cut (and by best I mean decent): “Sorry guys, I didn’t bring a sword.” - Batman
    Worst line in Weadon’s Cut: 3 Way Tie between Flash’s Brunch Line, Martha’s “Thirstiest girl alive”, and Batman’s “something is definitely bleeding down there.”

    • @nathandsouza7104
      @nathandsouza7104 3 года назад +1

      And 2 more : "do you bleed?" and flash's "batcave"

    • @randomationhlt
      @randomationhlt 3 года назад

      @@nathandsouza7104 sure

    • @alexjoy2502
      @alexjoy2502 3 года назад +1

      I don't think batman would say "sorry guys" ever.

    • @randomationhlt
      @randomationhlt 3 года назад

      @@alexjoy2502 I understand. I am just going with what’s been said in the movie

    • @alexjoy2502
      @alexjoy2502 3 года назад +1

      @@randomationhlt just the line
      " I didn't bring a sword " would have been better.

  • @brucewhite360
    @brucewhite360 3 года назад +150

    Just saw the Snyder Cut.. My god Zack saved us for the second time!!

    • @realcrunchy6572
      @realcrunchy6572 3 года назад +3

      I wish he did. The J Letto Joker is more cringe than anything here

    • @dwightschrute2753
      @dwightschrute2753 3 года назад +18

      @@realcrunchy6572 You're cringe

    • @thomasjoseph2514
      @thomasjoseph2514 3 года назад

      @@realcrunchy6572 joker is meant to be cringe 😬

    • @jjeaze
      @jjeaze 3 года назад +2

      Snyder cut is leagues better than this shit

    • @theaxbowlotl
      @theaxbowlotl 3 года назад +4

      @@jjeaze you might say it's....(takes off sunglasses) Justice Leagues better than the Josstice league.

  • @welcomematt6874
    @welcomematt6874 3 года назад +203

    “I just push people and run away” You mean to tell me that the flash (who is literally too fast to be seen by almost everyone) created an entire costume and alternate persona, as well as a secret hideout, all so that he could “push people and run away?” God that was a stupid line.

    • @jarrydgasson1802
      @jarrydgasson1802 3 года назад +5

      I mean that’s what we’ve seen him do in suicide squad

    • @crocbattle07
      @crocbattle07 3 года назад +8

      Technically that what he does in the Snyder cut but he doesn't sound like a wimp.

    • @viniminter2249
      @viniminter2249 3 года назад +5

      @@crocbattle07 did u see what he did after that

    • @fleeplayTV
      @fleeplayTV 3 года назад +4

      @@crocbattle07 I guess we will just ignore the part where he save planet

    • @rayharder4910
      @rayharder4910 3 года назад +3

      @@fleeplayTV Do we also ignore the part where a demon bug with a pea shooter who can't hit Batman for 15 min, somehow one shots Flash who's running faster than he's ever run? Amazing how perspective works.

  • @tilakrajgolari1577
    @tilakrajgolari1577 3 года назад +13

    Making Bat-man to say jokes should be considered a crime...

  • @miminkotube
    @miminkotube 3 года назад +13

    It baffles me how patronizing this movie feels, the jokes, the story, the "character development", the dialogue, it's like they're mocking JL and the public

  • @dingusrevolver
    @dingusrevolver 3 года назад +392

    The "snooze button" line is actually the worst thing I've heard in an actual, real movie. That's like something a middle schooler would write.

    • @baciu14
      @baciu14 3 года назад +33

      not the brunch one ? or dostoyevski ?

    • @justinblakeney3466
      @justinblakeney3466 3 года назад +49

      I don't know, "I like truth but I also like justice" is the most uninspired quote you could give Superman. It's like a bot wrote it.

    • @leftmostsaihh1471
      @leftmostsaihh1471 3 года назад +28

      @@justinblakeney3466 it sounds like one of those cringy “deep, woke” qoutes you see on facebook. Imagine comic superman saying that

    • @profleodeandrade
      @profleodeandrade 3 года назад +7

      The "do you bleed" line is the worst.

    • @MissMedeiros
      @MissMedeiros 3 года назад +2

      "Talk to fish"

  • @sugandhakohli
    @sugandhakohli 3 года назад +78

    "I don't ... not ....." - Batman to Superman, 2017.

  • @Mintlicious
    @Mintlicious 3 года назад +11

    Joss Whedon really tried his best to make Bruce Wayne into another Tony Stark.

  • @thehumanspider5203
    @thehumanspider5203 3 года назад +24

    I haven’t watched this movie since it came out, but holy shit. I don’t regret it.

    • @whateverlove11
      @whateverlove11 3 года назад +1

      If you ever get curious, save yourself the pain and skip directly onto the Snyder cut. :) that one is actually worth it

    • @GrayWoIf
      @GrayWoIf 3 года назад

      This movie made me physically angry it put me in such a mad mood after I watched it I was furious only Spy Kids 4 has ever done that to me.

    • @xlzz.9082
      @xlzz.9082 3 года назад

      Same as me bro...it is because of stephenwolf looks so horrible and like shitty weird model that i know it is not even half baked 3D model but much worst...since then i have ban myself to see JL joss version till this day the snyder cut make it.

  • @educatedchicken1533
    @educatedchicken1533 3 года назад +99

    Who's here after Snyder Cut. This video makes Snyder Cut look like an academy award nominee.

  • @faimzu7232
    @faimzu7232 3 года назад +21

    Basically, Josstice Leauge is comedy movie

    • @narlabegins
      @narlabegins 3 года назад +2

      Comedies are supposed to make you laugh.

    • @bimbimga
      @bimbimga 3 года назад +4

      @@narlabegins And this one make you confused, in pain and cry instead
      #FkYouJossWeedon

  • @Dimas5
    @Dimas5 3 года назад +6

    3:23 “i hope this is east”
    That line is actually pretty funny haha

  • @khale4nia
    @khale4nia 3 года назад +148

    Who's here after seeing Snyder cut?! Can he fix the last season of GOT too?! lol

    • @yournan116
      @yournan116 3 года назад +21

      It's actually mind boggling how much better the snyder cut is and how dogshit josstice league was I cant believe they cut all the story telling for cringe comedy

    • @khale4nia
      @khale4nia 3 года назад +3

      @@yournan116 he must be friends with Rian Johnson

    • @wolfzeru5745
      @wolfzeru5745 3 года назад +7

      @@khale4nia Hey, Rian Johnson is not a bad director, at least not as bad as Whedon, he made a good job with Looper and Knives Out

    • @RB-qd1zi
      @RB-qd1zi 3 года назад +2

      @@wolfzeru5745 Rian is extremely terrible

    • @jackyv626
      @jackyv626 3 года назад +1

      @@RB-qd1zi looper and knives out were great

  • @dadwiththemilk6428
    @dadwiththemilk6428 3 года назад +141

    Things wrong with this movie: Batman = Tony Stark. Mustache and Brunch

  • @kinocorner976
    @kinocorner976 3 года назад +10

    Joss Whedon’s version is just a RUclips Poop of Zack Snyder’s version.

  • @brainswag
    @brainswag 3 года назад +91

    Dang how fucking bad was this? Answer: Absolute worst.

    • @joshwinslow8397
      @joshwinslow8397 3 года назад

      Nope. It was better than the Snyder Cut

    • @daggerofdeath134
      @daggerofdeath134 3 года назад

      @@joshwinslow8397 o noo mate you have idea it was a complete destruction

    • @joshwinslow8397
      @joshwinslow8397 3 года назад

      @@daggerofdeath134 yeah, Josstice league destroyed the Snyder Cut

  • @eddhanks
    @eddhanks 3 года назад +44

    For those of you asking, yes, Superman does fight the hippo in the synder cut

    • @romusa10
      @romusa10 3 года назад +11

      Spoiler alert: he lost

  • @superjlk_9538
    @superjlk_9538 3 года назад +344

    “God I hope this is east” is actually kind of funny. The rest are awful
    Edit: Never mind I just saw the follow up joke. It’s ruined now. That’s was awful

    • @tai2664
      @tai2664 3 года назад +2

      Lol

    • @AlquimistEd
      @AlquimistEd 3 года назад +32

      "He's not alright" isn't that bad, it sounds like something this Aquaman would say, but the closeup on that facial expression kinda ruins it.

    • @ninjanibba4259
      @ninjanibba4259 3 года назад +7

      I wanna die is funny too and
      Diana saying she works with children is also good
      Most of the jokes are forced, but some of them work and could’ve been in the Cut

    • @AlquimistEd
      @AlquimistEd 3 года назад +9

      @@ninjanibba4259 nah, that was cringe

    • @TheAnhphuong92
      @TheAnhphuong92 3 года назад +1

      @@ninjanibba4259 this is not the cringy marvel for kids. Get ur fact straight.

  • @suncore598
    @suncore598 3 года назад +13

    God it's so agonizing to watch these scenes after the Snyder Cut. Joss Whedon's version comes off as a terrible parody.

  • @spartacussmith7070
    @spartacussmith7070 3 года назад +18

    They say imitation is art, but JWJL imitating the Avengers? That ain't it chief.

    • @tgslayer4774
      @tgslayer4774 3 года назад

      I mean, he did work on an Avengers movie.

  • @gensischosen251
    @gensischosen251 3 года назад +291

    josstice leauge its so bad that even Christopher Nolwn said himseft is horrible and do watch this film 😂😂 he said watch zack sndyer cut version i hope this film will be better learn more money than josstice leauge

    • @watterson.darwin
      @watterson.darwin 3 года назад +19

      Snyder cut justice league jusnyce leagder jnyder league juster league just us league the leaguer cut joss wetter

    • @darkseid856
      @darkseid856 3 года назад +16

      @@watterson.darwin hmmm. Makes sense .

    • @Dxntoo
      @Dxntoo 3 года назад +15

      @@watterson.darwin understandable have a good day

    • @user-ct4vt7pn7p
      @user-ct4vt7pn7p 3 года назад +17

      You're speaking the language of the gods....

    • @thewolverine8414
      @thewolverine8414 3 года назад +1

      @@watterson.darwin that makes complete sense

  • @Jeffdraws101
    @Jeffdraws101 3 года назад +46

    That's crazy that almost everything in this video is not in the Snyder cut.