MorpHex + Portal Turret Voice

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  • @catthatlooksatyoufunny7377
    @catthatlooksatyoufunny7377 5 лет назад +6263

    "Coming through!"
    *"WEEEEEEEEE"*
    Thats so adorable

    • @voxelivity
      @voxelivity 4 года назад +18

      Yup

    • @nightrye9993
      @nightrye9993 4 года назад +36

      A dumb boi *NOW GIVE IT A GUN*

    • @ljharnish
      @ljharnish 4 года назад +15

      Uh Oh

    • @gabrielnavarrete2397
      @gabrielnavarrete2397 4 года назад +8

      I love that part

    • @aidan6620
      @aidan6620 4 года назад +38

      In the game that voice clip is from when the turret gets thrown into the incinerator so the full voice clip goes like this:
      "WEEEEeeeOHNOOO-"

  • @Iterator_NSH
    @Iterator_NSH 4 года назад +6355

    Dear god- imagine like five of those crawling around a dark house in the middle of the night, chasing you, while saying "I see you!" "Can you please come here?"

    • @JustinTK416
      @JustinTK416 4 года назад +175

      I commented something similar about coming across that thing in an abandoned/empty building and it just being like “Deploying... Is anyone there?”
      Like alright, I’mma have to take a hard pass on whatever alien or cyberpunk BS is going on here.

    • @nam6128
      @nam6128 4 года назад +129

      Sweet voice "could you come over...here?" *deploying*
      Probably the last thing you hear before being riddled by bullets from an autonomous soccer ball

    • @Iterator_NSH
      @Iterator_NSH 4 года назад +74

      Imagine. You round the corner of a house you are robbing. It's incredibly dark, and your flashlight starts flickering. Suddenly, out of the silence, comes a voice, metallic and startling. "I see you." Suddenly two more speak out. "Are you there?" "Hello?" Soon, a chorus of voices, slowly advancing ever closer pierce the silent night as you scream in horror.

    • @salhb737tm2
      @salhb737tm2 4 года назад +20

      Portal flashbacks*

    • @thedeterminedsoul4900
      @thedeterminedsoul4900 4 года назад +6

      "hellooo?"

  • @NGCHunter2
    @NGCHunter2 5 лет назад +772

    1:04 "There you are"
    *proceeds to shoot bullets with 65% more bullet per bullet*

    • @d3lm119
      @d3lm119 4 года назад +20

      More bullet per bullet how is that even possible its a science

    • @IEdalynI
      @IEdalynI 4 года назад +12

      kore nanda shoot the entire bullet so you get 65% more bullet per bullet

    • @thecaptiveidiot4124
      @thecaptiveidiot4124 4 года назад +4

      9 months
      wheres the baby?

    • @d3lm119
      @d3lm119 4 года назад +1

      @Chaotic K9 i agree

    • @duke-vx8xy
      @duke-vx8xy 4 года назад +1

      No we need 6ixty9ine

  • @Winterheart-fz8rd
    @Winterheart-fz8rd 3 года назад +579

    If that bot is armed with a small turret, we'd all be running for our lives.

  • @crypticcroissant
    @crypticcroissant 4 года назад +5219

    There is always that one person in the class that INSISTS on flexing their super cool Bakugan.

    • @nicholas.n6616
      @nicholas.n6616 4 года назад +60

      My fav childhood toy

    • @ilovevitaminc0433
      @ilovevitaminc0433 4 года назад +57

      Fucking old toy thank ya for make me remember it

    • @AndorRadnai
      @AndorRadnai 4 года назад +18

      That would have been me a lot of years ago..!

    • @R4V3-0N
      @R4V3-0N 4 года назад +20

      Still a new toy in my memory

    • @UkN_Taquito
      @UkN_Taquito 4 года назад +18

      when i lost the magnet i would yeet that thing at the floor till it opened

  • @maverickdarkrath4780
    @maverickdarkrath4780 4 года назад +4156

    Imagine these things as security systems in a facility, they'd probably scare most intruders by sound alone

    • @lechking941
      @lechking941 4 года назад +112

      and just before the taser came out make thme tihng of how cute it is of a ball only to get zaped with enought power to floor a man just after the portal turrets lock on sound

    • @dsandoval9396
      @dsandoval9396 4 года назад +53

      Are you kidding, they'd probably try to steal one.

    • @JakeSignalYT
      @JakeSignalYT 4 года назад +51

      @@dsandoval9396 Have those outer plates be some electrified metal, stun gun covered surface and it will just try and roll after intruders

    • @dsandoval9396
      @dsandoval9396 4 года назад +28

      @@JakeSignalYT That's not a bad idea!
      When I worked at FedEx Ground there would inevitably be packages that opened upon damage. We had an account that shipped disposable cameras that had been used up and no longer had film, we messing with the flash to see if they still had power. Because some of these had the cover broken off because of the damage they'd go though, when we pushed the button for the flash we would get shocked because we were touching open leads with our hands. Those things HURT pretty damn bad.
      As a kid I'd mess with my brother's tazer to see if I could stand the pain. No. No I couldn't. One single arc (from one metal node to the other, if you've seen it you know it sounds like, popping/snapping very fast multiple times a second) and I was done.
      The flash mechanism for those disposable cameras were JUST as painful. I'm sure the camera battery was one of those flat ones that looks like a coin or even hearing aid batteries. On this ball in the video you would have more than enough room for multiple shock mechanisms batteries and all, with leads that run along the outside of it, or even completely electrifying the outside by having some type of thin conductive layer on the surface of the ball.
      Very doable.

    • @TaoScribble
      @TaoScribble 4 года назад +13

      I'd be the idiot that died trying to pet it.

  • @Enneamorph
    @Enneamorph 5 лет назад +4710

    To the people that get emotionally attached to Roombas:
    _BOY, have I got just the thing for you_

    • @adumbbuglovingloser3198
      @adumbbuglovingloser3198 4 года назад +123

      This is why i crave this absolute ball of cute

    • @raiz3r819
      @raiz3r819 4 года назад +71

      [Michael Reeves has entered the chat]

    • @kingofproxies8025
      @kingofproxies8025 4 года назад +7

      @@raiz3r819 nice

    • @kingofproxies8025
      @kingofproxies8025 4 года назад

      @Bubbled Water the robot is link in describshion

    • @flasham4148
      @flasham4148 4 года назад +16

      Or give them a Boomba (roomba with an armed claymore on top).

  • @MuttonTheDragon
    @MuttonTheDragon 3 года назад +295

    After almost 10 years of learning that this robot exists, I'm still surprised that this robot hasn't been adapted by the military for combat.

    • @brandonvelde5774
      @brandonvelde5774 2 года назад +43

      It would be pretty useless for combat, but it has great potential as a device for exploration.

    • @user-CPU-APF
      @user-CPU-APF Год назад +16

      ​@@brandonvelde5774Well if we develop an energy powered weaponry and very high capacity battery it will be terrifying to see them roll like that giant robot from Atomic Heart, and yes, grow it a bit.

    • @Dostoron
      @Dostoron Месяц назад +3

      Nearly everything it can do can be done for cheaper with an RC car. Is probably the biggest reason.

    • @okbuddycirclejerk2228
      @okbuddycirclejerk2228 23 дня назад +4

      @@Dostoronactually, nearly anything that can be done by an RC car can be done by a drone, plus not much use for land robots when you can have sky robots for about as much

  • @Firedemon72
    @Firedemon72 5 лет назад +11427

    "Could you come over here?"
    *Toddler walks away*
    "I never liked her"

    • @official_kex
      @official_kex 5 лет назад +124

      GLaDOS is it u? xD

    • @lvbboi9
      @lvbboi9 5 лет назад +36

      Basically me

    • @ADAJ342
      @ADAJ342 5 лет назад +32

      Glados in portal 2 in a nutshell

    • @FoxDotCom
      @FoxDotCom 5 лет назад +5

      I heard that too and I weezed so h a r d 😂

    • @ones9638
      @ones9638 5 лет назад +3

      GentleKeks same voice actor

  • @jsshadow-lurker5152
    @jsshadow-lurker5152 5 лет назад +3398

    0:22 "Is anyone there?"
    *Sad Machine Intensifies*

    • @matoistinger34
      @matoistinger34 5 лет назад +14

      Ho

    • @matoistinger34
      @matoistinger34 5 лет назад +15

      Hi!

    • @Joryho
      @Joryho 5 лет назад +21

      Paracosmic On a loooonely niiiight, was a burning liiiight... one hundred meters would be born of you...

    • @wondermittens1844
      @wondermittens1844 5 лет назад +16

      Jordan Ranney and though I know, since you’ve awakened her again, she depends on you. She depends on you.

    • @lhtyeehaw1319
      @lhtyeehaw1319 5 лет назад

      That sounds life if a machine got scared

  • @orbitingsentientsatellite4361
    @orbitingsentientsatellite4361 4 года назад +2797

    If i heard “is anyone there?” In this voice in an abandoned office building echoing throughout the halls, id actually jump out the nearest window immediately.

    • @Garwinium
      @Garwinium 4 года назад +22

      same

    • @0xVENx0
      @0xVENx0 4 года назад +51

      if u hear its echo that means u r already late because the guns are shooting u now

    • @SeaJay_Oceans
      @SeaJay_Oceans 4 года назад +15

      Don't forget your Grav Boots...

    • @orbitingsentientsatellite4361
      @orbitingsentientsatellite4361 4 года назад +11

      0xVENx0 no, it doesnt. Dont know where you got that info from

    • @RuneSmedstuen
      @RuneSmedstuen 4 года назад +30

      I had the Dalek "Exterminate"-call as my text notification sound years back. While working the nightshift, high on coffee and in complete silence... i all of a sudden recieved a text... Lets just say I changed the sound right after.

  • @gammaboost
    @gammaboost Год назад +29

    2012: Funny robot making turret noises
    2023: *Turret crab*

  • @Raonodar
    @Raonodar 3 года назад +2839

    How is this simultaneously adorable AND terrifying at the SAME time?

    • @Nightmare10311
      @Nightmare10311 3 года назад +38

      Your not wrong... I'm getting mixed vibes for it

    • @stephenfrench5242
      @stephenfrench5242 3 года назад +39

      its cuz that is what the developers went for in the Portal games.

    • @nickkurzy2246
      @nickkurzy2246 3 года назад +14

      I bet it would be less creepy to someone unfamiliar with the Portal series.
      Hol up. I got an idea.

    • @shockwolf3217
      @shockwolf3217 3 года назад +14

      So imagine waking up at like 3 am and just hearing "hello, is anyone out there?" coming from right outside your room

    • @Gatorade_Man
      @Gatorade_Man 3 года назад +3

      Imitating self destruct

  • @SonicDestroyer12
    @SonicDestroyer12 5 лет назад +461

    0:48 "Wheeeeeeee!"
    What are these feels and where can I get more

    • @quick_light
      @quick_light 4 года назад +6

      Scream "Wheeeee!" while falling off a cliff
      Now you experience his exitement

    • @roccoleader279
      @roccoleader279 4 года назад +3

      Alex T oh

    • @MCAlexisYT
      @MCAlexisYT 20 часов назад

      You mean “files”?

  • @Logan_935
    @Logan_935 4 года назад +582

    Loved that
    “Coming through”
    *Robot starts to roll*
    “WEEEEEEEEEEEE”

  • @Francis-ce1qb
    @Francis-ce1qb 3 года назад +43

    Imagine an army of enlarged versions of this thing walking around the city.... that could be an interesting premise for a movie

    • @VoldemarB
      @VoldemarB 2 года назад +3

      It will be horror movie.

    • @plotheplayer6462
      @plotheplayer6462 2 года назад

      GORDON!? THE COMBINE HAVE RELEASED NEW MACHINES INTO CITY17 GORDON GET OUT OF HERE QUICK

  • @RipRLeeErmey
    @RipRLeeErmey 5 лет назад +2000

    And they say robots taking over the world would be a bad thing.

    • @amygustilogaming3748
      @amygustilogaming3748 5 лет назад +20

      They are false! Just make them innocent but, not ones becuse, well taking the world

    • @christians8821
      @christians8821 5 лет назад +16

      I mean... Have you seen Wheatley

    • @roxyisfunnyxd5445
      @roxyisfunnyxd5445 5 лет назад +12

      @@christians8821 Wheatley the idiot core? Yeah I've heard of him

    • @wiht3630
      @wiht3630 5 лет назад +4

      @@roxyisfunnyxd5445 I AM NOT A MORON!!!!

    • @stone_83
      @stone_83 5 лет назад +2

      @@wiht3630 YES YOU ARTE THE MORRON

  • @foofypotato9695
    @foofypotato9695 5 лет назад +906

    "I'm different!"
    Yes, my precious one....yes you are

  • @kauboy9816
    @kauboy9816 5 лет назад +388

    "I'm different." Finding and saving that turret was one of the weirdest feelings I've ever had for a nonexistent thing. Almost cried.

    • @DarkDrifter-wz7ry
      @DarkDrifter-wz7ry 4 года назад +9

      Where is the promethious turret?

    • @visiblyconfusedgrimm5342
      @visiblyconfusedgrimm5342 4 года назад +10

      @@DarkDrifter-wz7ry in the turret redemption lines you find him on the second conveyer in portal 2.

    • @asinga2038
      @asinga2038 4 года назад +5

      Is more weird in spanish because the turret say hello (in spanish) but when you activate the subtitles says the real thing

    • @Multigamer8000
      @Multigamer8000 2 года назад +1

      @@asinga2038 makes it better

    • @FuknKms
      @FuknKms 2 года назад +1

      I remember that well; I was super intrigued when it talked about Prometheus being punished for giving fire to man by being tied up to be feasted upon by birds. I thought it was a metaphor for glados or something

  • @peteralfano9217
    @peteralfano9217 3 года назад +20

    Could you imagine this thing functioning as a hunter.
    Like you're hiding in the corner and trying your best not to be heard, and you just here this mechanical clicking and shuffling, and a voice goes:
    "Are you still there?"
    Sends chills down my spine

  • @jackzicrosky
    @jackzicrosky 5 лет назад +1677

    my favorite line is the "i'm different" one

    • @jackzicrosky
      @jackzicrosky 4 года назад +22

      @@alexandergreene461 yes, and when i found it in the game i rescued it and did not let it die

    • @abandonedspirit0202
      @abandonedspirit0202 4 года назад +9

      If I could I’d take it to the end of the game with me

    • @jackzicrosky
      @jackzicrosky 4 года назад +7

      @@abandonedspirit0202 same, i specifically dropped it before the disintegration field thing so it wouldn't die

    • @DarkDrifter-wz7ry
      @DarkDrifter-wz7ry 4 года назад +1

      @@alexandergreene461 Where and when?

    • @akabami2161
      @akabami2161 4 года назад +1

      @@DarkDrifter-wz7ry 1:20

  • @hahgotem3886
    @hahgotem3886 4 года назад +3385

    There are three people in this comment section that think of this robot as:
    1.Cute
    2.Creepy
    3.Both

    • @gren5178
      @gren5178 3 года назад +19

      Its cute

    • @astro_gaming2243
      @astro_gaming2243 3 года назад +30

      Cute now give it a sniper

    • @thozaba5384
      @thozaba5384 3 года назад +12

      @@astro_gaming2243 But it's cute anyway

    • @astro_gaming2243
      @astro_gaming2243 3 года назад +13

      @@thozaba5384 cute but give it a sni-
      Ball bot: *360 no scope"
      Me: what the fu-

    • @hahgotem3886
      @hahgotem3886 3 года назад +1

      @@astro_gaming2243 I like the way you think

  • @aidenanderson5196
    @aidenanderson5196 5 лет назад +1982

    1980s:we will have flying cars in the future
    The future:
    1980s:works for me

    • @Alegriacaptions
      @Alegriacaptions 5 лет назад +28

      1980: We will have flying cars in the future. And Black Mesa will go bankrupt!!

    • @Cactuardude
      @Cactuardude 5 лет назад +6

      Let me correct you :1980:BETTER

    • @DkKombo
      @DkKombo 5 лет назад +2

      Nah this is bullshit I want more of these in existance
      And for them to be real.

    • @pyrodaprotogen
      @pyrodaprotogen 4 года назад

      You say:stonks dude.
      What really is:meme man.
      YOU DONT DESERVE THIS PHONE.

    • @duke-vx8xy
      @duke-vx8xy 4 года назад

      Maybe it was already taken

  • @nohbdy9433
    @nohbdy9433 3 года назад +36

    "Coming through! Weeeeeeeeee!"
    So cute lmao

  • @pobat5161
    @pobat5161 7 лет назад +2423

    "I never liked her" DAMN SAVAGE

  • @HoHSiS
    @HoHSiS 4 года назад +692

    0:46
    coming through! weeeee!
    my heart

  • @JD-uf3lf
    @JD-uf3lf 5 лет назад +1821

    0:23
    Imagine being a burglar inside someones house, it's 1 in the morning, you hear mechanical whirring and this voice.
    I'd say it would make a decent home security system.

    • @minerman1049
      @minerman1049 5 лет назад +193

      The turret was made to be sold for home security sooooo.....
      I really want one

    • @hannyfadia2246
      @hannyfadia2246 5 лет назад +59

      Give it a gun and It's perfect

    • @nicocathelot1139
      @nicocathelot1139 5 лет назад +11

      It is

    • @Jam_Axo
      @Jam_Axo 5 лет назад +47

      hellloooo?
      burgler: casually approach the door

    • @plainblocks2
      @plainblocks2 5 лет назад +42

      If they were to add a laser on it, they'd run like hell.

  • @unprankable666
    @unprankable666 22 дня назад +4

    Every time I hear the "I'm scared!" line, it breaks my heart. I immediately want to comfort it and tell it that it'll be safe.

  • @TheDoginator
    @TheDoginator 4 года назад +982

    1:03 'There you are.'
    **gunshots**

    • @Tivallia9010
      @Tivallia9010 4 года назад +6

      You killed a child

    • @protama-kun
      @protama-kun 4 года назад +2

      Nice

    • @vinokai
      @vinokai 4 года назад

      x_Neobot _x *Sinister tone* gooooooooood

    • @protama-kun
      @protama-kun 4 года назад +1

      @@vinokai *how many lives have we taken?*

    • @vinokai
      @vinokai 4 года назад

      Phelix Productions *Sinister tone* Many

  • @jeff1217
    @jeff1217 4 года назад +601

    "Coming through.. *WEEEEE*"I'm dying😂

    • @caturlifelive
      @caturlifelive 3 года назад +2

      same wkwkwk 😂 lol 😂

    • @michaelbalian3607
      @michaelbalian3607 3 года назад

      weeeeeee? nope its yyyyyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee boooooooooiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!

  • @JChristiansenLuckythebrony2222
    @JChristiansenLuckythebrony2222 3 года назад +8

    This thing predicted Wheatley Crab.

  • @coldwhie1836
    @coldwhie1836 7 лет назад +2813

    SHUT UP AND TAKE MY COMPANION CUBE!

    • @housbous1096
      @housbous1096 5 лет назад +23

      whirlCozy You mean edgeless waited testing cube

    • @sometrash
      @sometrash 5 лет назад +7

      This has 666 likes

    • @sometrash
      @sometrash 5 лет назад +3

      So I can't like it

    • @niskajuu
      @niskajuu 5 лет назад +4

      hey! It's a Monokuma!

    • @DogMcMeow
      @DogMcMeow 5 лет назад +3

      several jokes in one
      now THATS a great price

  • @lexedmonds9075
    @lexedmonds9075 4 года назад +1697

    Imagine growing up with this thing instead of a dog.

    • @lauradeichen7684
      @lauradeichen7684 3 года назад +35

      @Runax I highly doubt soon but give it 200 years and ya maybe-

    • @lauradeichen7684
      @lauradeichen7684 3 года назад +11

      @Runax I mean do you mean 10 years till we create Ai or 10 years till we create robot pets cause we tried with those annoying robot dogs and furbys and neither worked

    • @lucasgomesmoreira8451
      @lucasgomesmoreira8451 3 года назад +4

      I think we'll invent a "Woof translator" before robots became pets

    • @lauradeichen7684
      @lauradeichen7684 3 года назад +2

      @Runax If Ai was ever actually invented it would most likely be the end of the species it wouldn't be good intelligence doesn't mean being nice to lesser life look at how humans treat animals and all sentient life we have found on earth has a strong sense of self preservation why would a Ai be different why wouldn't it see humans as lesser life to itself if Ai was ever invented the point of humans would change from dominance to being a precursor to them the meaning of our species would have been to create theres if Ai ever existed

    • @devas522
      @devas522 3 года назад +1

      I don't mind

  • @thatonerex379
    @thatonerex379 7 лет назад +596

    why do the portal turrets voices have to be so damn cute! I feel bad when i pretty much kill them

    • @scootymaster5256
      @scootymaster5256 7 лет назад +51

      Jump'in mech you wanna know something sad? They have a part of them that doesn’t want to shoot you😄. But they are programmed with a part that counteracts that feeling

    • @snickeringdragon
      @snickeringdragon 6 лет назад +43

      Jump'in mech i hate when they say
      "I dont hate you"
      *CRIES IN A CORNER* IM A FRIKIN MONSTER

    • @snickeringdragon
      @snickeringdragon 6 лет назад +6

      Tattletail ash How is that even possible

    • @teavikyu
      @teavikyu 6 лет назад +13

      Just turn them around and place them down every time you have to come in contact.
      They won’t be able too shoot you.

    • @leash44
      @leash44 6 лет назад +6

      @@scootymaster5256 that's depressing

  • @Combustible-Lemons
    @Combustible-Lemons Год назад +5

    The way it's been programmed to move looks almost... organic; I like it, it makes it almost seem like a strange creature surveying the environment.

  • @Akurazi
    @Akurazi 4 года назад +521

    imagine playing with your friends and your ball just starts walking away

    • @ysuri
      @ysuri 3 года назад +7

      WEEEEEEEEE4

    • @RRVCrinale
      @RRVCrinale 3 года назад +17

      "If you're not going to take this seriously, I'm taking myself and going home."

    • @delta8989
      @delta8989 2 года назад +5

      “Stop cheating dude”

    • @Doc65_unknown
      @Doc65_unknown 2 года назад +1

      welp atleast you still have 1 left

  • @mintyfreshness4363
    @mintyfreshness4363 5 лет назад +401

    “Help. Something’s wrong.”
    I love this thing

  • @3L3CTR4H34RT
    @3L3CTR4H34RT 4 года назад +2860

    The Portal fans at their school: *Just like the simulations*

    • @okaythen4784
      @okaythen4784 3 года назад +46

      *Kicks the ball*

    • @GhaniKeSawah
      @GhaniKeSawah 3 года назад +16

      Time to test the shooting mechanism

    • @michaelbalian3607
      @michaelbalian3607 3 года назад +2

      Thank you for changing your logo im not impressed😒

    • @TheCuteKyuubi
      @TheCuteKyuubi 3 года назад +7

      @@michaelbalian3607 No

    • @lostchapter9219
      @lostchapter9219 3 года назад +6

      It....needs some work, almost there though.

  • @DerexArchives
    @DerexArchives 2 года назад +2

    Your video will make a fine addition to my "RUclips algorithm strikes again" collection

  • @olegoleg258
    @olegoleg258 5 лет назад +5378

    So you take a robot...
    ...give it a voice...
    ...make it cute...
    AND *A **_GUN!!!_*

  • @joeygudakunst6596
    @joeygudakunst6596 7 лет назад +310

    The future of ADORABLE!

  • @joshuajames2031
    @joshuajames2031 3 года назад +744

    That voice would be so adorable if I didn't know it belonged to a soulless murder-bot

    • @shibauni9766
      @shibauni9766 3 года назад +12

      Same

    • @DamageMaximo
      @DamageMaximo 3 года назад +18

      it's a cute-bot

    • @iHandleEasily
      @iHandleEasily 3 года назад +14

      It's literaly armed with a Nerf gun, where is the murder part? At most it would give you a bruise if it hit you. Not saying it's harmless, but you are objectively in more danger walking down some stairs.

    • @joshuajames2031
      @joshuajames2031 3 года назад +39

      @@iHandleEasily I was referring to the Portal Turret, that's the murder-bot

    • @joshuajames2031
      @joshuajames2031 3 года назад

      @@i11egitimate oh?

  • @user-sl1wt1dv4y
    @user-sl1wt1dv4y 2 года назад +1

    this is the cutest robot dog i've ever seen

  • @elephant90939
    @elephant90939 5 лет назад +746

    I'm 29. And this thing makes me want to believe Santa is real.

    • @onemanarmyoma0155
      @onemanarmyoma0155 5 лет назад +17

      What do you mean? That Santa ISN'T real??

    • @ragnaky9151
      @ragnaky9151 5 лет назад +23

      @@onemanarmyoma0155 Santa is real of course, he must have mistaken

    • @arvisgames
      @arvisgames 5 лет назад +4

      @@onemanarmyoma0155 santa is a real faker

    • @faltanato6375
      @faltanato6375 5 лет назад +2

      @@onemanarmyoma0155 santa is real,he is just broke cuz he didn't sell that well so he started to sell their elfs as sex slaves and services,he controll Pornhub and Xvideos now.

    • @DEEProjector
      @DEEProjector 5 лет назад

      @@onemanarmyoma0155 satan, not santa

  • @heyitsme2259
    @heyitsme2259 6 лет назад +929

    1:20 : « I'm different » so cute *^*

    • @inverted_paradox4170
      @inverted_paradox4170 5 лет назад +10

      That's what I try to convince myself every single day

    • @Vanlifecrisis
      @Vanlifecrisis 5 лет назад +2

      They say this right before being destroyed :D

    • @mmwosu
      @mmwosu 5 лет назад +1

      I remember the first time I heard a turret say that in Portal 1. I was walking around a corner leaving the area and I heard a little fading voice say “I’m different...”.
      I was like “did that just say....?” 😂
      To this day the Portal series has the best writing and voice acting I’ve ever heard in a video game.

    • @Valveiscool.
      @Valveiscool. Год назад

      Prometheus was punished by the god for giving knowledge to man , he was sent to the bowels of the earth and pecked by birds

  • @TyphusAndronicus
    @TyphusAndronicus 5 лет назад +262

    Not gonna lie, this thing would make a pretty great Portal enemy

    • @SemiO11
      @SemiO11 4 года назад +18

      TheMadBaron It really would, something like the roller mine from hl2

    • @russhu4265
      @russhu4265 4 года назад +15

      Portal Friend*

    • @snuppssynthchannel
      @snuppssynthchannel 4 года назад +3

      Brain Salad Surgery!

    • @yupitscabby
      @yupitscabby 4 года назад +4

      companion turret

    • @darealxbox
      @darealxbox Год назад +1

      P2 beta

  • @egodewav7810
    @egodewav7810 2 года назад +1

    That little girl is old enough now to know that the robot never liked her

  • @sunsetskyy
    @sunsetskyy 6 лет назад +1106

    ....
    *THIS VOICE IS SO CUTE*

    • @miguelsolano6812
      @miguelsolano6812 6 лет назад +14

      You though you can compete with the turret

    • @Spl1ceEatsChairs
      @Spl1ceEatsChairs 5 лет назад +1

      Kanna Kamui YEAH!!!

    • @andrewvoong813
      @andrewvoong813 5 лет назад +2

      @RadDrew42 so does that mean the ap sap in tf2 is cannon cause it neutralizes hostile machines?

    • @hamatopurity4012
      @hamatopurity4012 5 лет назад

      Kanna Kamui wild to think the actress for GLaDOS also voiced the turrets tbh

    • @dulguunch089
      @dulguunch089 5 лет назад

      Sounds like portal 2 voice

  • @s.u.2412
    @s.u.2412 7 лет назад +111

    That is so adorable. Shut up and take my money already, I want one of these rolling around my house being a smartass.

  • @OEDODRAGON
    @OEDODRAGON 4 года назад +465

    Imagine hearing this 0:27 late at night, when you are home alone.

    • @MaxMotherfucker
      @MaxMotherfucker 4 года назад +27

      It sounds weirdly musical

    • @michaelbalian3607
      @michaelbalian3607 3 года назад +15

      Is anyone there? YEAH SOMEONES THERE YOU LITTLE SHIT!

    • @mateojbuteler8974
      @mateojbuteler8974 3 года назад +6

      im hearing it at 2:30 home alone, plain darkness
      but this turret his hella cute i wanna hug it

    • @kyojin_9526
      @kyojin_9526 3 года назад +1

      Aght imma head out
      FROM LIFE

    • @ShiratoriIsOffline
      @ShiratoriIsOffline 3 года назад +6

      @@mateojbuteler8974 dude.... I just clicked it thinking it was a timestamp

  • @survroproductions200
    @survroproductions200 Год назад +1

    i can't be the only one emotionally weak to not see it as a terrifying thing... right?

  • @aleafyshadow
    @aleafyshadow 7 лет назад +383

    Skynet has Won.

  • @project_exe7581
    @project_exe7581 4 года назад +841

    Imagine hearing this voice when you're at the office, at night, alone.
    hElLo.....Is AnYoNe ThErE.....ArE yOu AlOnE....... THERE YOU ARE......

    • @tigerxra8515
      @tigerxra8515 4 года назад +24

      I'd sprint faster than Sonic toward Doors or windows to get outside.

    • @jebadia_mimes704
      @jebadia_mimes704 4 года назад +6

      Id be like "oooooh a rock its my lucky day!" And then throw it on where it is and it'll go in circles

    • @GunnarTobus
      @GunnarTobus 4 года назад +16

      Imagine opening a door, and then you just hear this thing say from down the hall, “Activated.”

    • @pixistix_
      @pixistix_ 4 года назад

      Stolen comment idea :/

    • @okaythen4784
      @okaythen4784 3 года назад +3

      Screams: *FOR THE CHANCELLOR*

  • @jackothelantern
    @jackothelantern 7 лет назад +626

    Ow! What a cute thing.
    -TARGET AQUIRED
    WAIT! WHAT?!
    RATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATTATATATAT

    • @greggriffith685
      @greggriffith685 7 лет назад

      Bob, this is the worst comment i've ever seen.

    • @tuulofdstrxn
      @tuulofdstrxn 7 лет назад +12

      More probably, "Clickclickclickclickclickclickclick- I'm one of the bad ones, aren't I?" :P

    • @dqscout
      @dqscout 6 лет назад +2

      That’s portal turret logic for ya They start out cute then boom they shoot you multiple times everywhere

    • @MrsMapleMoth
      @MrsMapleMoth 6 лет назад +1

      dqscout with the lemons

    • @kurtknispel.5281
      @kurtknispel.5281 6 лет назад +2

      A 10 coming through!, BRRRRRRRRT. whoops I layed on the trigger.

  • @subpng
    @subpng Год назад +1

    almost 11 years later, I W A N T I T

  • @captaincaboose1011
    @captaincaboose1011 6 лет назад +243

    I NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @Updoggo1
    @Updoggo1 10 лет назад +2593

    "I'm Coming Through!!!! WEEEEEEE!!!!!"
    Me: AAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
    -Walrus 2015

    • @primus0348
      @primus0348 6 лет назад +12

      Updoggo it's so adorable

    • @FlamestoneDragon
      @FlamestoneDragon 6 лет назад +2

      i just saw that part just as u said that xDD

    • @tadeogomez7303
      @tadeogomez7303 5 лет назад +3

      0:47

    • @The_Serious_Chicken
      @The_Serious_Chicken 4 года назад +2

      -2020

    • @Updoggo1
      @Updoggo1 4 года назад +1

      @@The_Serious_Chicken completely forgot about this comment and its my most popular one lol

  • @loafthebread8771
    @loafthebread8771 8 лет назад +218

    The voice is so cute
    I CANT

    • @codybuckler6027
      @codybuckler6027 7 лет назад +6

      yeah killing the turrets always made me feel bad after...

    • @thatonerex379
      @thatonerex379 7 лет назад +3

      same when i saw one on the conveyor belt i saved it and cried when it disintegrated... now i feel depressed again.

    • @WulfSkoll
      @WulfSkoll 7 лет назад

      Jump'in mech oh no, ball at now saente. run

    • @cheesymasenko1568
      @cheesymasenko1568 7 лет назад +2

      The voice is not coming from the robot, those are lines from Portal 2 if u get the robot tho u can place a speaker on one of its legs or where there is more space

    • @amirrezaa3808
      @amirrezaa3808 7 лет назад

      Cody Buckler
      I don't kill them.i usually face them to a wall so they can't shoot.

  • @Connvr11
    @Connvr11 Год назад +1

    Omg I found this video again I remember when I was younger I wanted one

  • @Riku_u
    @Riku_u 4 года назад +637

    2020: aaawww so cute
    2045: they call "the wrecking ball"

  • @Istianco
    @Istianco 3 года назад +2287

    Normal people: Omg, this is so cool and cute.
    US military: Can it fit a Minigun?

  • @just_beau_with_headphones8946
    @just_beau_with_headphones8946 4 года назад +126

    0:09 just the panels open and then “I’m Fineee” is both cute and hilarious

  • @honor_gamer
    @honor_gamer 23 дня назад +1

    When this recommended on December 20, 2024... I still remember i like this video like maybe 3 years ago... this is a fantastic demonstation of A.I. round triangle'd sphere with Portal "Android" sounds.

  • @Ragdollpropchannel
    @Ragdollpropchannel 4 года назад +157

    "Coming through! Weeeee!"
    I'll take 10.

    • @ktc776
      @ktc776 4 года назад +1

      *I'll take your entire stock!*

    • @Thatonecornsmoker
      @Thatonecornsmoker 4 года назад

      I LL TAKE YOUR ENTERPRISE SIR!!

    • @ChaGoreMag
      @ChaGoreMag 4 года назад

      I'lL tAkE yOuRe EnTiRe StOcK

    • @yifeiren8004
      @yifeiren8004 4 года назад

      Step aside, I will take all stock including further

  • @theimmortalchampionrumbler25
    @theimmortalchampionrumbler25 5 лет назад +642

    Morphex: talks in turret voice
    Me: ಠ__ಠ im in danger

    • @trollingnoobs8384
      @trollingnoobs8384 5 лет назад +3

      Oh hell no

    • @SHF40k
      @SHF40k 5 лет назад +2

      Bruh

    • @rakeshb7378
      @rakeshb7378 5 лет назад

      The symbol used for the eyes are from a language it's pronounced as 'tah' in Kannada

  • @hanaeve__
    @hanaeve__ 4 года назад +2189

    Valve making turrets:
    Okay.. make it look like an elongated potato.
    *Okay..*
    Give it one eye in the center of its body.
    *Alright..*
    Give it three legs. And a really cute voice so the player feels bad for it.
    *I- okay? Is that it? That seems pretty norma-*
    Fill it with bullets and give it mini guns.
    *W h a t*

    • @elizabethojinal4228
      @elizabethojinal4228 4 года назад +15

      Blueberry Sans!!!!!!

    • @pathibalan2279
      @pathibalan2279 4 года назад +19

      God makes things

    • @joeltehguy
      @joeltehguy 4 года назад +20

      That one employee: you are a genius

    • @quinnlim5104
      @quinnlim5104 4 года назад +14

      Makes me think of the God creates things series by PM Seymour

    • @davidschi3762
      @davidschi3762 4 года назад +5

      that's the point of a turret... it's supposed to attack

  • @indecisive4251
    @indecisive4251 3 года назад +19

    0:15 when puberty hits

  • @alienatedKittykat
    @alienatedKittykat 4 года назад +414

    "I'm fiiiine"
    "Is anyone there?" "Helloooo?"
    "Resting" "Goodnight"
    "I'm scared"
    "Could you Come over here?" "I never liked her"
    My favourite ones

  • @catmonkshiro
    @catmonkshiro 7 лет назад +152

    okay... first... this needs to be a thing. like it actually needs to talk like a portal 2 turret :P
    second: I want one. that has to be the most adorable piece of technology to exist.

  • @sonicguyver7445
    @sonicguyver7445 5 лет назад +290

    1:04 Go on, just try and get close to that baby. Ha! Your funeral.
    Cave Johnson, we're done here.

  • @generichuman6220
    @generichuman6220 3 года назад +1

    imagine, the robots have become sentient, destroyed most humans, and are constantly patrolling to find the rest of us. Your hide out is this gym and this thing rolls in with this audio 0:21

  • @angelcolon1397
    @angelcolon1397 4 года назад +473

    Why isn’t nobody talking about the frightened baby? I swear that kid when it grows up is gonna have nightmares about the weird spherical spider calling him in his dreams.

    • @NineSun001
      @NineSun001 4 года назад +19

      Unless the toddler has the fragile of an american who needs meds and docs every five minutes something unexpected happens he will be fine.

    • @Minimize501
      @Minimize501 4 года назад +37

      @@NineSun001 America has literally nothing to do with anything going on here...

    • @angelcolon1397
      @angelcolon1397 4 года назад +19

      @@NineSun001 what does america even has to do with the video or the joke i just said? why do you europeans hate americans so much?

    • @DalionHeartTTV
      @DalionHeartTTV 4 года назад +30

      To be fair, that child didn't hear the voices we were hearing. Those were sound files from the game Portal and Portal 2 being skillfully edited into the scenes.

    • @angelcolon1397
      @angelcolon1397 4 года назад +9

      @@DalionHeartTTV wow it really had me fooled lol

  • @TheHolyToaster
    @TheHolyToaster 5 лет назад +93

    THIS IS IT, IVE BEEN SEARCHING FOR THIS VIDEO FOR 7 YEARS
    I am so glad I found it again, these were the first types of videos I watched

  • @noise9355
    @noise9355 5 лет назад +294

    Who else thinks this is kinda cute?

  • @Вова-к1х1щ
    @Вова-к1х1щ Год назад +2

    New animatronic "funtime ball"

  • @juukachan3510
    @juukachan3510 8 лет назад +461

    *Coming through, Whee~!*

    • @stevenfaz2385
      @stevenfaz2385 8 лет назад +19

      Juuka Chan *nevermind her*

    • @Scothulu
      @Scothulu 7 лет назад +7

      *Help!...Somethings Wrong... Im Scared!*

  • @NoMoreHero51
    @NoMoreHero51 5 лет назад +294

    Just imagine that on the actual battlefield with that voice xD

    • @towoaster653
      @towoaster653 5 лет назад +10

      Yeah except ya slap a mine on top of it, then it’s proper deadly

    • @pizzaclock9732
      @pizzaclock9732 5 лет назад +1

      @@towoaster653 slap a mf c4 on that

    • @sacktheripper786
      @sacktheripper786 5 лет назад +1

      And it just murders an entire country

  • @PixelLeaff
    @PixelLeaff 9 лет назад +2074

    When that robot said "wheeeeeeeeeeeee!" it makes me want to rewatch that part because IT WAS SO ADORABLE.
    Edit: DAAANG THIS DUMB COMMENT WAS MADE FROM A 13 YEAR OLD 3 YEARS AGO, WHY AM I GAINING LIKES

  • @cabbagyboi9129
    @cabbagyboi9129 2 года назад +3

    I think the creepiness mostly just comes from the fact that everything else is dead silent

  • @lordrain8
    @lordrain8 8 лет назад +159

    This with an AI voice box = probably best robot companion

  • @jadekaay
    @jadekaay 3 года назад +280

    *"Help.. Nothing's wrong"*
    - Morph Hex III

    • @Bob-es4ru
      @Bob-es4ru 3 года назад +18

      It said “Something” not “Nothing”.

    • @madeleinecookie2217
      @madeleinecookie2217 3 года назад +3

      He said Nothing's Wrong

    • @madeleinecookie2217
      @madeleinecookie2217 3 года назад +2

      @@Bob-es4ru 0:53 Help, Nothing's wrong..

    • @eleSDSU
      @eleSDSU 2 года назад +2

      @@madeleinecookie2217 Clearly saying "something's"

  • @coffeeaddict2609
    @coffeeaddict2609 5 лет назад +113

    How this ended up in my recommended, idk but this was adorable

  • @Bloodywasher
    @Bloodywasher 2 года назад

    This was a triumph, i'm making a note here, huge success!

  • @tomatoblast3465
    @tomatoblast3465 4 года назад +128

    It: I'm scared...
    Me: **MANLY SCREAMING** TIME FOR A CRUSADE BOIS!

  • @confusioned2249
    @confusioned2249 4 года назад +86

    Sadness: **literally just existing**
    0:46 : I don't think so

  • @supereece9000
    @supereece9000 7 лет назад +257

    this is adorable, and fucking scary at the same time

  • @hello.9958
    @hello.9958 3 года назад +2

    I have never felt like a want to protect something this much in my whole life

  • @TheTechNerd365
    @TheTechNerd365 10 лет назад +156

    "Will you come over here..." "I never liked her"

  • @clarkstone439
    @clarkstone439 3 года назад +53

    I can honestly see nasa viewing this as a great design for exploring various terrain.
    I mean, between the self rolling fast locomotion, and the legged walking mode, i can honestly see this traversing a variety of different terrain.

    • @Soken50
      @Soken50 Год назад +1

      There's a reason the rovers travel at a fraction of a mile an hour and it's not because we can't design faster ones, there is a lot of delay and obstacles to navigate, jagged rocks that puncture even their metal treads, you don't want to roll your billions of dollars precisely calibrated equipment millions of kilometers away in the sand and jagged rocks and risk damaging it.

  • @breanawantsahug.9107
    @breanawantsahug.9107 8 лет назад +149

    1:25 "i never liked her" XD

  • @anand.suralkar
    @anand.suralkar 3 года назад +2

    its soo cute unless u have played portal

  • @peaceofpie94
    @peaceofpie94 10 лет назад +353

    I want these to be mass produced so I can get my grubby hands on one omfg

    • @Ubeogesh
      @Ubeogesh 10 лет назад

      if every1 has them that would be mainstream and boring

    • @peaceofpie94
      @peaceofpie94 10 лет назад +30

      i don't think a talking, rolling little robot buddy with the cutest voice ever would get boring anytime soon tbh

    • @chrisgaming9567
      @chrisgaming9567 7 лет назад +18

      And unlike a pet animal you wouldn't even have to feed it or clean up it's shit!

    • @TLAO777
      @TLAO777 7 лет назад

      jeanny -tini me too

    • @wrmoose6542
      @wrmoose6542 7 лет назад

      they have not came out yet. they was testing the ROBOT

  • @theatomickatz
    @theatomickatz 10 лет назад +1006

    Holy shit. All of my money.

  • @SpitfireTheWolf
    @SpitfireTheWolf 5 лет назад +225

    0:23 Is anyone there? Oh. Hi!
    *Sad Machine by Porter Robinson starts playing*

  • @MrBalaki97
    @MrBalaki97 3 года назад +2

    This is so damn cute I didn’t know I need one till now. 😊

  • @starmie9388
    @starmie9388 4 года назад +427

    GLaDOS : Take it this one is defective..
    Turret ball : Im different!
    Me (As chell) : This turret now belongs to me!

  • @averageperson5773
    @averageperson5773 4 года назад +49

    "Coming throu"
    *WWEEEE*
    I need more white bakugan with portal voice in my life

  • @stevenfaz2385
    @stevenfaz2385 8 лет назад +87

    0:33 i immediately thought it was gonna do the turret song

    • @Artameful
      @Artameful 7 лет назад +3

      Steven Faz2 they should have implemented that. I NEED IT

  • @azar5255
    @azar5255 3 года назад

    This is AMAZING! i rly love this!

  • @bromine1480
    @bromine1480 5 лет назад +96

    Resting.
    Goodnigth.
    COMING THROUGH.
    WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE