I honestly think the funniest thing about Hans is how he's absolutely one of the more quiet members but then he opens his mouth and some of the funniest out-of-pocket shit happens.
@@jp_brewersfanjp problem is they continued using them after Coil and I support him those guys are the most irritating things to fight. Though I am sure the savage ones are not irritating but outright menaces.
Endwalker raids was just a PTSD gauntlet for the majestic moogle, lol. "Whatchu doin', Tank Bro?" is going to be one of those lines that'll just live with me forever.
Hans's Twister trauma is shared by many, and for good reason. Drop *everything* to shuffle forward slowly along non-overlapping lines or circles or risk dying instantly and killing everyone near you. And there was no real indication why they were killing you; this mechanic had to be scienced.
All I can think is with that opening skit is "shoe slam" EMOTIONAL DAAAAMAGE. But Hans is such a funny guy with his zingers. Beware the quiet ones, indeed xD
I love Hans, easily my favorite in the group. He's probably the member I relate to the most. Also he had the best moment with that "double team" comment. Especially with how much it caught Sam off guard.
Hans reminds me a lot of myself honestly, very soft spoken and mild mannered, but when we have something to say, we make it very much known. I’ve always loved his consistency, and his trauma with Twisters.
how come a lot of these are shorter than others? i havent watched all the other videos so idk if hans just wasnt there for most of these (its what i assume at least) but its odd to see one person have an hour long video and someone have a 20 minute one
Depends on if they say or do anything "worth" being put in a video. Some people are far more... active... on that front than others. Hans tends to come off as the "sane one" in videos, so he doesn't have as much footage to pull from for "Best Of" videos.
Like others are saying, not everyone talks as much as others. Hans is much more reserved, but just about every time he speaks makes it to one of these. I listen through the entirety of every video from each respective expansion for these, so I try to be thorough. And patrons have a month or so to watch my initial cut to make suggestions if they feel I missed anything. Sometimes there’s just not that much. That that’s alright :)
I honestly think the funniest thing about Hans is how he's absolutely one of the more quiet members but then he opens his mouth and some of the funniest out-of-pocket shit happens.
I like Hans, he's one of my favorite characters in the drakgamestein cinematic universe
Same bro. Love his character arch.
Agreed.
Hans may not say much, but his comedic timing when he does is just perfect.
Quality over quantity is Hans' MO
It's funny because "small non-overlapping circles" is a tongue twister in of itself, bravo Drak
Thank you. Took a few attempts. I was very dizzy lol
15:18 Love how this implies Hans is important and honestly its kinda sweet.
The "OH GAWD NOT HIM!" Might be the most visceral scream of the expansion and I still dunno what the trauma is from.
I think its Coincounter from Aurum Vale but I dunno for sure.
Edit: Also might be Tangata from Halatali, he used to be a lot worse than he is now.
@@Lorekeeper72 I was thinking T7 but those had cyclopses, not minotaurs. Though if in doubt, a Coil fight is usually a good guess.
@@jp_brewersfanjp problem is they continued using them after Coil and I support him those guys are the most irritating things to fight. Though I am sure the savage ones are not irritating but outright menaces.
Endwalker raids was just a PTSD gauntlet for the majestic moogle, lol.
"Whatchu doin', Tank Bro?" is going to be one of those lines that'll just live with me forever.
That slipping off the edge squeak gets me every time XD
Scribble and Drak, the little nyooming Hans every time he fell during P10 was amazing. Good luck with the DT content guys. o7
Hans hates the flashbacks
The twistfronts.
Hans's Twister trauma is shared by many, and for good reason. Drop *everything* to shuffle forward slowly along non-overlapping lines or circles or risk dying instantly and killing everyone near you.
And there was no real indication why they were killing you; this mechanic had to be scienced.
As someone progging UCoB right now, even when you know what's coming it's still a pain in the butt
These intros to the best of videos for endwalker are really good!
Start with twister that's nice XD
AKA:
Hans has PTSD flashbacks of small, non-overlapping circles, and slips on the floor.
Poor Moogle
The intro, is all of us that survived the coils.
Some of us even got another PTSD episode from T9...Meteors.
Hans has two major roles in NEST, he protects the chests and he makes everyone giggle uncontrollably.
How many takes did it take for you to be able to say "small overlapping circle" that many times?
Nono. Non-overlapping circles.
On this episode of NEST: Hans recollects the PTSD he accumulated throughout the expansion!
Hans doesn't speak often, but when he does... my sides usually hurt from laughing afterwards lol.
All I can think is with that opening skit is "shoe slam" EMOTIONAL DAAAAMAGE.
But Hans is such a funny guy with his zingers. Beware the quiet ones, indeed xD
think my favourite moment is definitely Hans yelling "OH GOD NOT HIM" in P7s lmao
I love Hans, easily my favorite in the group. He's probably the member I relate to the most. Also he had the best moment with that "double team" comment. Especially with how much it caught Sam off guard.
I think that's the first time I've noticed the Spofie ghost at the end lol
Why is she a ghost, though?
She couldn't make it for the last bit of prog on P12S, so she's there in spirit as a spirit!
Poor Hans, Some of his reactions are like a shell-shocked war veteran having to relive their ARR trauma from time long forgotten.
"Oh god I did it again" always cracks me up.
11:52 I really love Hans's 180 from "They're just being greedy" to *"O N E P E R C E N T ? ! ? !"*
This video has reminded me, I'm older than most of if not everyone in the NEST groups.... graduated in '04. D:
Hah you graduated the same year I was born, how're your bones feeling old man?
@@yes7281 when I hear creaking at work I tell folks it's my joints. Doesn't help that most of them are young enough to be mine. XD
I still vividly remember his short circuit about the books, truly the best Hans moment
HANS ♥ Is it any wonder he's ended up with mechanic PTSD?? After being a dragoon in high end content for so, so long? 🤣
The Man, The Moogle, The Legend has returned
Hans reminds me a lot of myself honestly, very soft spoken and mild mannered, but when we have something to say, we make it very much known. I’ve always loved his consistency, and his trauma with Twisters.
Hans's comedic timing always on point!
Hans' mortal enemies, Mechanics PTSD and ledges.
The opening is giving me Monty Python mattress sketch vibes and I love it
lol 2004 I was 24 I feel your pain Drak lol
Ive been waiting for this!!!!!!!!!
I love you Hans xD
I think I stay to the end of that fight so many times just to see a fire breathing Drak :D
I don't know what happened during P3S, but the giant sensual charge was WILD 😂
twisters and Hans dont go together
Hans falls off the edge counter.
Hans with edges is never getting old
I just aged like Benjamin Button. I was a sophmore in high school when half this raid was born!
Um, in the beginning skit:
Is the pink things on the wall a part/the result of the trauma that occurred or some decorations that your kids placed?
Those are little cutouts of the in-game twister effect.
Cat!
I still wanna know why he fears minotaurs so much
"people born in 2004 are 18" what? how old is that footage?
Don't you hate it when Ifrit explodes his nail into your face?
Hans' small non-overlapping circles = Popo's all these squares make a circle
Raise your hand if it took you until the end of the intro to realize why the game was relevant >_>
how come a lot of these are shorter than others? i havent watched all the other videos so idk if hans just wasnt there for most of these (its what i assume at least) but its odd to see one person have an hour long video and someone have a 20 minute one
Depends on if they say or do anything "worth" being put in a video. Some people are far more... active... on that front than others. Hans tends to come off as the "sane one" in videos, so he doesn't have as much footage to pull from for "Best Of" videos.
@@DameonStarflameHans is generally the comedic "straight man" of the group most times. But when he goes? He goes HARD.
@@VorAbaddon Yep. It helps to catch you completely off guard when suddenly Hans pipes up and nukes everyone into the ground.
Like others are saying, not everyone talks as much as others. Hans is much more reserved, but just about every time he speaks makes it to one of these.
I listen through the entirety of every video from each respective expansion for these, so I try to be thorough. And patrons have a month or so to watch my initial cut to make suggestions if they feel I missed anything. Sometimes there’s just not that much. That that’s alright :)
everyone else 1h video
Hans 18min
Quality, not quantity.
Fair enough
:)
We ganna need Marc and Hans to pull their weight their videos combined don’t even equal the length of Sophie let alone the other boys
They do just fiiiine. They’re concentrated comedy.