Happy April 1st to everyone... to see some of my past April 1st videos that follow this genre, follow the links below and have fun. 👍 [1435] How To Fill My Wife’s Beaver ruclips.net/video/EhuNRWskgNQ/видео.html [1266] My 18-Inch Long Johnson (April Fools Video) ruclips.net/video/m-tKnjFwleU/видео.html [1071] Getting In My Ex-Girlfriend’s Back Door (April Fools Video) ruclips.net/video/Joed0P3hhbc/видео.html [862] Getting Into My Wife’s Beaver (April Fools Video) ruclips.net/video/TRozAbaKs9M/видео.html [651] Manipulating My Tiny Coq (April Fools Video) ruclips.net/video/k9VewWKfH_0/видео.html
I can’t imagine how many revisions of a script he went through to get everything just right to sound as dirty as possible while still making perfect sense in the context of a lock
I imagine his girlfriend sitting scared on the other side of the door with a knife crying like Wendy Torrance from the shining while he calmly explains what he is doing to lockpick the door
@@skullmax3595 those eyes behind a balaclava appear on the cd covers of the video game series "smuggler's run". Seeing them brought back childhood memories for me.
“I have to say that my ex-girlfriend’s backdoor is far dirtier than it was when we were dating, it seems it was neglected pretty badly, *I’m actually glad to see it this way* .
Don't forget that he's also a lawyer. He's a lawyer, lockpicking master and a comedic genius. So he must be a superhero (or supervillain, due to being a Lawyer). Come to think, maybe the lockpicks are just for show, and he actually picks the locks by using his X-ray vision together with his telekinetic abilities. That is the only possible explanation why he can pick all the locks labeled as maximus security, grade A, unpickable etc in mere seconds.
If I remember correctly he has videos where he picks locks with Lego toys, Twigs, Coat hangers, paperclips, bicycle wheels, toothbrush, fridge magnet, a can, a piece of paper/card, thermite, toothpick, hammer, wrench, his bare hands, an assault rifle, explosives, a battery, and some floss. (FYI I lied about 1-2 of these but I bet you can't guess which) He also made a video that asks "Is this master lock better than a paperweight?" I think this video basically already exists
@@harrisonherbstrith8157 Both of those were colab videos I'm pretty sure. He used a bike spoke to make a spring pick and they discussed if a coat hanger could be used because of a movie scene. It worked. The rifle I think was a part of a video he was in as a consultant where the others were looking at shooting locks but he wasn't with them at the range at any point.
@@rowanedmunds7574 BosnianBill and LPL took a Squire padlock to the range and fired different calibers at it until it finally gave up. It was very impressive the abuse it took.
Before I clicked on this video, I was laughing at the fact that this is probably his own back door. Really puts a strange twist on the already twisted up video.
@@penguinsquire2085 I would be surprised if his back door was that easy to get into. I think he has some tricky pick resistant locks on his doors, ones that don't lock again without being taken apart if picked.
Best line on the script: "Hey, folks. Here we are and I've got to say that my ex-girlfriend's backdoor is far dirtier that it ever used to be back when we were dating". That almost makes me drop my drink 🤣
I"m imaging you sitting there... typing the story, and trying to come up with more double entendres than I've ever heard in one sitting. Well done, sir
I feel he should have said "I'm gonna use some rubber for my protection, you never know what kind of bacteria can live in something that was so uncleaned."
@@mmseng2 Of course he is an upstanding fellow and I hope he was rewarded with a nice sweet treat for all that he has done, for example a cream pie or something.
"Her boyfriend is having problems going into her backdoor, he says its too tight and keeps pushing, but shes afraid something might tear. When we were dating, i had no problem going into her backdoor" -LPLawyer 2020 From 0 to 1,000,000
This man has such a professional voice. So, the fact that he is delivering this innuendo laden video with his normal tone, is Oscar worthy...lol...Love The LPL
Pooya Taleb Was just about to say this, definitely gotta see the other ones. This guy is definitely experienced in life and mentally mature to a point where not many make it.
I know what you mean, someone calls you over to loosen a door but it turns out there are two doors. It's just part of the work, once you get some recognition people will continue to find new work for you and word of mouth will get you around as well.
Spent the ENTIRE video thinking the joke was "breaking into my exes house" Wasnt until I put the pieces together that it dawned on me. its just genius. Wiping it off first, lubing it up, the gloves, then pop n done. All of it seems so regular at first, but VERY WELL DONE!
Not really, he just know how do deal with her back door. Her boyfriend maybe never entered the backdoor before. Its like the more u do it, the easier it is.
I figured it out in 35 seconds. It took an additional 35 seconds after the video was over to reverse the “jaw drop”. Either his wife has a fabulous sense of humor, or LPL has been dead for more than a year and replaced with an android.
As a handyman who has definitely worked his way in a few backdoors i have noticed that the pic of your ex's back door and the actual door you opened up are not the same door....at all. The actual doorway looked a lot thicker with the keyway set further in the surrounding trim. And it had another lock lower but it looked really wore out. :)
“My ex girlfriend’s back door is far dirtier than it ever used to be when we were dating... but I’m actually glad to find it this way.” D A M N. LPL’s a FREAK!
I can't believe I have only just seen this LPL video after seeing so many hundreds of them, so so many double entendre lines really rammed tight into that back door script. I haven't laughed so much in ages. Thanks LPL for being awesome and making my day.
"Her backdoor is far dirtier than it ever used to be, back when we were dating. It seems to have been neglected very badly, but I'm actually glad to find it this way" Absolute madlad.
Since 1972 BBC Radio 4 have been running a comedy game show called 'I'm Sorry I Haven't A Clue'. The Chairman repeatedly comes out with double entendre's which have the studio audience and listening at home audience literally crying with laughter. What makes the whole thing even funnier is that the gag's are Very Strong, whilst the Chairman says them in apparent complete innocence! The long standing Chairman, Humphrey Llyttelton (the jazz band leader) was the absolute master at reading out the most filthiest of gag's with the most angelic innocence, and the audience's absolutely loved it. With the untimely demise of Chairman Humph, the comedian Jack Dee (a much loved regular team member) was invited to become Chairman, and the show's series continue on today. The BBC website has links to the 'Listen Again' service where these shows may (might?) be heard and they also release CD's. The funniest aspect of this is that the BBC (of all broadcasters) would launch such a 'close to the knuckle' comedy show chaired by a world famous jazz band leader and hosting team leaders and guests whom were the absolute cream of the British comedy scene! Suffice to say that if you enjoyed LPL excellent gag's (and whom could possibly not?) then you'll absolutely love 'I'm Sorry I Haven't A Clue'.
Yeah, it looks like that backdoor wasn't cleaned for months. He had the foresight to bring everything needed for a good job. (Perhaps he had the same problems with his own backdoor)
@@justinheads5751 Having the ability to discern good humour and to find it funny and laugh together as a family or individual has nothing whatsoever to do with your so called decline in family values! Whose family and whose values is it to which you so authoritively refer! Laughter brings people together, lowers tensions and makes one feel better. Which family wouldn't value that!
If in the past someone had told me that, in the future, I'd be laughing my ass off at lockpicking-themed april fool's jokes, I'd have called them a liar.
He used a lot of double entendres throughout the video. Like "the opening could be in an awkward position, especially when going through the back door".
I thought he finally snapped and started breaking into houses with his massive lock picking knowledge, until I heard the first innuendo and remembered it was April 1st
@@chrxstt right? Lmao this whole video was about anal sex wtf... he even went the extra mile and talked about cleaning shit from the “back door” lmao wtf lockpicking lawyer🤔😂
I think the problem her new boyfriend was experiencing was due to skill but also equipment. Going in through any back door (or any opening for that matter) requires proper equipment - her new boyfriend probably believes that size and quality doesn't make any difference, but that's really just an excuse for lacking proper equipment. I'm glad LPL could come in to solve that. It's not just about size though, it's also about what you do with it - I can definitely tell that LPL is very experienced by going in her back door which is why he does it so easily and confidently, and there's really no replacement for skill and knowledge.
You're lucky you got the sweeter videos. My introduction to this channel is him just absolutely sassing out a locksmith that says the lock is unpickabe (and he picks it in like 30 seconds)
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Happy April 1st to everyone... to see some of my past April 1st videos that follow this genre, follow the links below and have fun. 👍
[1435] How To Fill My Wife’s Beaver
ruclips.net/video/EhuNRWskgNQ/видео.html
[1266] My 18-Inch Long Johnson (April Fools Video) ruclips.net/video/m-tKnjFwleU/видео.html
[1071] Getting In My Ex-Girlfriend’s Back Door (April Fools Video) ruclips.net/video/Joed0P3hhbc/видео.html
[862] Getting Into My Wife’s Beaver (April Fools Video) ruclips.net/video/TRozAbaKs9M/видео.html
[651] Manipulating My Tiny Coq (April Fools Video) ruclips.net/video/k9VewWKfH_0/видео.html
Actual Factual Madman.
This was Hilarious. I loved it. Great way to start the day.
The video about your wife's beaver is fantastic.
What other video was it when your wife said “ this is why I don’t show my friends your videos” lol
😂😂😂😂😂
I drastically underestimated the amount of innuendo that would be present.
Sorry, I don't speak Latin
Or double entendres
You must have missed LPL's last two aprils' fools :D
I don't speak lockpicking.
Try listening to it with your eyes closed
When you want to be in inappropriate, but you don’t want to get demonitized.
I am the 420 likes
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I wonder how many people noticed the second in
Who are you again?
In in in inappropriate
The fact that he opened that door quicker with his tools than I can with the right key is frightening
fitting picture for that comment
Mark Last 6 years later this profile pic finally pays off
@@jackstgapa7168 Better late than never lol
@@xxx9edgelord6xxx81 better Nate than lever
Ikr he opened it in like 5 seconds that a bit scary to know it can be that fast
the way that an innocent child would find no discrepancy with this video is remarkable, well done
never let them know
They'll read the comments 💀
when i first saw it i took it literally lmao
My dirty mind was turned off lol. I only caught on when he said "I need to put on some rubber for protection"
@@youtube_wisdomclips me too and now i cant stop laughing, please send help i might have mere days before i die
I can’t imagine how many revisions of a script he went through to get everything just right to sound as dirty as possible while still making perfect sense in the context of a lock
Probably far fewer than we'd imagine
That's a professional we're talking about here.
@@aygmcmoofin7765 or far more
He had whole year for this.
It’s how his mind always works
I thought the joke would be about breaking into his exgirlfriend's house. What I didn't expect was the amount of sexual innuendo...
What sexual innuendo?
You must have missed last years when he got into his wifes beaver
RalfsStuff it’s a two wipe job
@@conformistbastard9842 Don't forget the year before that where he showed us how he works with his coq
Yah they way he said everything was sexual
All jokes aside, this dude just broke into your house in less than a minute and you will never know.
You know because the key hole is clean.
1 minute no, 20 seconds, 5 lubricant 15 picking
who are you and how did u get in here?
im a locksmith and im a locksmith
And he got into your girlfriend's backdoor
true
I imagine his girlfriend sitting scared on the other side of the door with a knife crying like Wendy Torrance from the shining while he calmly explains what he is doing to lockpick the door
And once it goes off camera
"Your turn sweetie"
Instantly recognized the eyes from your profile picture. Good times :)
i can picture this and its so hilarious lol
@@bemysugardaddy596 can you explain what it is? Just curious
@@skullmax3595 those eyes behind a balaclava appear on the cd covers of the video game series "smuggler's run". Seeing them brought back childhood memories for me.
“I have to say that my ex-girlfriend’s backdoor is far dirtier than it was when we were dating, it seems it was neglected pretty badly, *I’m actually glad to see it this way*
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Grenaidan Heheh 69th likes
Ali A. Nice
Grenaidan it’s a two wipe job
👀
michael singer I wonder if the next is gonna be a three wipe job
My wife’s listening at the table and she had to get up and come see what I was watching 😂😂😂
I hope she was disappointed that it was just a lock picking video
@@BrowncoatInABox lmao
Simp
@Eric VandenAvond your boos mean nothing I've seen what makes you cheer
Simp means “a silly or foolish person” according to google.
You Gotta love how he takes longer to clean the lock than actually breaking in
i think that described my last experience with someone too!
It's not just cleaning. Lube and preparation are very important for opening such things. :)
Sometimes you finish quicker than you realize
It do be like that though
Hygiene is key 😉
Imagine what the cops would think about a burglar who cleaned his locks first!
You can make an identity out of it. "The lock clean burglar". Who robs your house but leaves locks in better condition than he found them.
@@millanferende6723 well, aside from all of the stuff they stole 😂
@@ineedpineapples will he also cleaned the house out of house
obviously, the burgler had been watching lock picking lawyer.
Gotta respect the work, I'd let him have that. He deserved it
I'm just impressed he's able to say all of this in the same tone as always, without cracking up.
Benefits of being a lawyer, I imagine. Have to be able to convince smart people to believe your stupid, stupid clients.
he’s a nerd lol
@@TrayJayRecords u're a nerd
I'd love to know how many outtakes there were to get all this.
He's able to say it because it isn't funny in the first place.
“Just because I got into her back door, doesn’t mean her boyfriend will”
The Watchmaker r/whooosh
@@scrublord3376 lol what
@@scrublord3376 Yikes
@@scrublord3376 Ouch my guy.
Dio says - _Why are you like this?_
@@scrublord3376
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We live in a world where a man who sits at home and picks locks all day is still a comedic genius, I am truly grateful.
Although the comedy was mild, listening to him saying those things made it specially funny
@@yasirelec I was laughing through the whole video. In times like these. People need a little mild
@@yasirelec It's the deadpan delivery that really makes it hilarious.
Don't forget that he's also a lawyer. He's a lawyer, lockpicking master and a comedic genius. So he must be a superhero (or supervillain, due to being a Lawyer). Come to think, maybe the lockpicks are just for show, and he actually picks the locks by using his X-ray vision together with his telekinetic abilities. That is the only possible explanation why he can pick all the locks labeled as maximus security, grade A, unpickable etc in mere seconds.
I mean hes super clever to pick locks so well so hes probably got some wit with words too
I'm ready for the april fools video where he just takes an hour trying to unpick a master lock as the tools get more are more rediculous
that would need a lot of takes just to not accidentally unlock it with said tools lol
If I remember correctly he has videos where he picks locks with
Lego toys,
Twigs,
Coat hangers,
paperclips,
bicycle wheels,
toothbrush,
fridge magnet,
a can,
a piece of paper/card,
thermite,
toothpick,
hammer,
wrench,
his bare hands,
an assault rifle,
explosives,
a battery,
and some floss.
(FYI I lied about 1-2 of these but I bet you can't guess which)
He also made a video that asks "Is this master lock better than a paperweight?"
I think this video basically already exists
@@harrisonherbstrith8157 Both of those were colab videos I'm pretty sure. He used a bike spoke to make a spring pick and they discussed if a coat hanger could be used because of a movie scene. It worked. The rifle I think was a part of a video he was in as a consultant where the others were looking at shooting locks but he wasn't with them at the range at any point.
@@rowanedmunds7574 BosnianBill and LPL took a Squire padlock to the range and fired different calibers at it until it finally gave up. It was very impressive the abuse it took.
@@rowanedmunds7574 You missed the Christmas tree ornament.
“Just because I got in her back door doesn’t mean her boyfriend will be able to as well”
*oof size: large*
Echo pp size smol
Usually have to be a pretty smooth talker to get in the back door. Maybe the new boyfriend isn’t quite up to the task.
I missed this pun. Thanks.
Cha cha real smooth
I thought that immediately when he said it too LMAO
His tools might be small but he sure knows how to use them.
Haven't you heard, he has an 18 inch long Johnson.
@@stanislavzoldak2198 and that's all that really matters!
It's average for the time 🤣
lol
He's hung like a hammer I'm his brother
There’s is no way he did this with a straight face
He didn't do it with a gay face either
Also I’m not editing it to say thanks for liking it
@@KiwiMan5S5 like withdrawn for saying that
Abdullah Rauf why
@@KiwiMan5S5 you are a legend, i applaud you for not making an edit
"Here is a picture of her backdoor." Shows an actual door. We've been tricked. We've been backstabbed. And we've been quite possibly bamboozled.
wdym hes only talking about doors
Smeckledorfed
My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined.
We’ve been made the....
butt of the joke.
We've been smeckledorfed!
"Frankly it looks looser than it was back when we were dating." The amount of shade this man throws is off the charts.
One day I will write this to my ex.. I just have to xD
hahahaha....
Well why would it be looser?
@@anepicotter4595 it gets used more
or her new boyfriend tools are bigger
How you could deliver this with a straight tone of voice I'll never know.
Overdub and many retakes?
Because he's a lawyer. ;)
I cried. I cried so much. He's a eefn legend God tier XD
aint he englishman?
Many many many takes
“Now you need to understand. Just because I got in her back door, doesn’t mean her new boyfriend can too.”
I’m gonna have a stroke
so is her ex- boyfriend :/
@@chironchangnoi bames nonds havin a stronk, call a bondulance
Im not gonna have a stroke....I cant reach it!!
You have a great sense of humor. More like this please. Lol
@@InferDevyaty I don't bonderstand, explains pond.
You know what I appreciate way more than a good April's Fools joke?
A series of well executed suggestive jokes.
The suggestive jokes *are* the April fools, and I love it
I just saw this and everything is a sexual comment. Hilarious.
“In fact, her backdoor looked a little bit looser than before” that’s the moment everything changed for me
This late?
@@WikterRor2807 you said that 4 hours ago he said that 6 days ago
@@notksiolijadebt6558 this late in the video...
As far as I'm aware videos don't change with time, do they?
@@WikterRor2807 but comments do and videos do to technically
@@WikterRor2807 oh sorry I'll comment earlier for ya
“This is the lockpicking lawyer, and today, we’re breaking into my ex girlfriends house and getting my ps4 back”
oh shit this comment was before i watched the full video LMFAOO
@@arkrose845 definitely gettin SOMETHING back!
Ps4 is bad pc ftw
r/woooosh
@@brothersofthewolves r/im14andthisiswoosh
plot twist
he was actually just breaking into someone’s house
Before I clicked on this video, I was laughing at the fact that this is probably his own back door. Really puts a strange twist on the already twisted up video.
Jaja what the hell 😂
Finally he did it, hahahaha, so many videos of lockpicking and then he does it
Sergio Gabriel Stricker hahaha
@@penguinsquire2085 I would be surprised if his back door was that easy to get into. I think he has some tricky pick resistant locks on his doors, ones that don't lock again without being taken apart if picked.
I don’t understand how LPL keep his straight face when saying “just because I got into her back door, doesn’t mean her bf will be able to as well.”
No, he kept a steady voice. He was probably grinniŋ ear to ear þe whole time. I know I would be
@@redacted2766why do you write with Viking runes?
@@tohopes Why don't you?
Being G and R rated at the same time.
Preach
Oh god I can't unhear this now
Being undeRrated in a comment
Mt. Lady 2.0
PG-17
"I'm gonna wear a rubber for my own protection"
That is gold, sir.
"Before entering her back door" ;-)
This video was full of puns from the beginning to the end
He said "some rubber," not "a rubber."
Don’t forget about the lube
Oh boy I didn't understand this one untill now, not being english doesn't help in this videos
Observe, as he puts a punchline in every single one of his sentences.
These are called innuendos.
@@SJohann I think this had more 'double entendre' than innuendo. He did use both, though.
That was the whole point of the video
Haravata Johann he didn’t go inherwendo, he went though her back door.
@@I_Cypher that was a good one😂
Best line on the script: "Hey, folks. Here we are and I've got to say that my ex-girlfriend's backdoor is far dirtier that it ever used to be back when we were dating". That almost makes me drop my drink 🤣
You forgot the best part: “but i’m actually glad to find it this way”
“While her boyfriend is at work, she invited me to come over and help losen things up”
Nice profile pic
Loosen things up in her back door to... He even had to use rubber for protection
"It looks a lot looser than when we were dating"
"i need to use rubber for my own protection."
@@benjiwalker6848 hi Benji
I was like "haha pretending to break into his ex girlfriend's house, funny April fools joke."
Boy was I wrong
But you were also right.
I thought the same but boyy was I wrong
I thought boy was I wrong and boy was I right...
Anal sex joke
DeadAtrocity same yooooo
I didn't expect this to have that many sexual innuendos... Now I'm scared to see what "manipulating my tiny *Coq* " is all about
All his April 1st jokes are aqsome
Oh man, I seriously didn't get a single hint until I went down to the comment section 😂🤦🏼♂️ should go to sleep now.
You mean cock? As in the chicken?
CT-9877 Yes, it’s the French word for Rooster.
Same here!!!
I"m imaging you sitting there... typing the story, and trying to come up with more double entendres than I've ever heard in one sitting. Well done, sir
Imagine laying in bed and hearing "this is the lock picking lawyer" from outside your house
...no thank you
could be worse, you could be in your bed in the ISS and hear it coming from the airlock
@xTDx kinda sounds like a scene from a horror movie
@Shane Cateriny mhm sure thing buddy
1 is binding, nice click on 2, nothing on 3....
"It's looser than it was when we were dating."
Good sir-- murder is highly illegal.
He surely knows. He's the LockPickingLAWYER, after all.
And still went for it, which makes it more insane LMAO. 🤣🤣
i mean... who's gonna stop him? prison locks?
@@charalambostsiali994 lmao
@@charalambostsiali994 in the scp containment chamber.
Murder is definitely a two wipe job.
Missed the opportunity to say: " now I am going to come inside".
Yep
I feel he should have said "I'm gonna use some rubber for my protection, you never know what kind of bacteria can live in something that was so uncleaned."
Last frames should have been him going inside.
@@mmseng2 Of course he is an upstanding fellow and I hope he was rewarded with a nice sweet treat for all that he has done, for example a cream pie or something.
Because it was an ex-girlfriend's back door, you should not come inside without permission.
As funny as it was, it’s good to see you’re still in good spirits admitting that the current boyfriends “key” is bigger than yours..!! 😂
Its not the size of the wand that matters but the magic it makes
well he did talk about his tiny coq
What good is a bigger key if you can’t even unlock her doors
Check out his Tiny Coq april fools joke from 5 years ago.
It's not the size of the pick, it's how you wiggle it around.
“I remember when we were dating, I used to go in her back door all the time...”
Jesus...
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
donkey ass reviews and do's pretty sure he’s married I think he mentioned it in one of his videos hahaha
Yes Jesus was watching too and listening and probably laughing his ass off as well.
@@Big_John_ tea
dude the whole thing is a metaphor lmao this guy is ruthless
I can't believe your exgirlfriend lets her back door get that dirty. So gross.
Jonathan Pasch for real. It was a TWO wipe job
Can tell who took care of that place back in the day
He dated for a pretty faced but realize better to have a hard worker and left her.
Probably has many guys coming in
This is fake are you dumb???????
The way he is talking makes you think he doesn't even realize what he is saying
makes you want to go to orange tube
I didn’t realize either until the comments
REii .... RED TUBE
Dude knows EXACTLY how professional his voice sounds and is using it to be funny as fuck
Still the best April Fools video you've done
I wonder how quickly his wife said not to make this about her back door
There's a reason she's his ex-wife now.
Cause her Beaver was already done before.
"Her boyfriend is having problems going into her backdoor, he says its too tight and keeps pushing, but shes afraid something might tear. When we were dating, i had no problem going into her backdoor"
-LPLawyer 2020
From 0 to 1,000,000
@@Moncho_ as well as his coq.
@@brokenking5044 You need to bring baby wipes when ever you do this thing
I had no idea being a professional lock picker was such a dirty job.
But somebody's gotta do it.
It just sounds like a how to porno....
Brilliantly done!
This man has such a professional voice. So, the fact that he is delivering this innuendo laden video with his normal tone, is Oscar worthy...lol...Love The LPL
You should watch the previous April fool's videos
Pooya Taleb Was just about to say this, definitely gotta see the other ones. This guy is definitely experienced in life and mentally mature to a point where not many make it.
Helps by being a lawyer 😅
true. this guy has almost unlimited meme potential
@@not_herobrine3752 that there is
He knew what he was saying, every sentence, every word. The fact that he managed to do this all in one take without laughing is pretty impressive 😆
Jokes aside he opened the thing in three seconds we live in fear of this man
LockPickingLawyer: Threat or Menace?
Next time someone gets doxxed this man is coming for you
@@Wertsir I want pictures of LockPickingLawyer!
@@Wertsir This is such a good comment.
They could have called him for la casa de papel to unlock the doors and get the robbers
"Just because I got In her back door does not mean that her boyfriend will"
1K likes and 0 replies?
@@wikiwiki1093 yh
You gotta get in there and loosen it up first, but don't force your way in! 😂 this video was filled with little gems Lmao.
@@fruduboggins4295 The jokes on this video are very true tho.
@@fruduboggins4295 Little gems? More like little beads.
Plot twist, after getting in and thinking "this doesn't feel right", he realized it was her new boyfriend's place...
😂😂😂
You win....
Amazing joke,
Terrible imagery
😂
I know what you mean, someone calls you over to loosen a door but it turns out there are two doors. It's just part of the work, once you get some recognition people will continue to find new work for you and word of mouth will get you around as well.
Spent the ENTIRE video thinking the joke was "breaking into my exes house"
Wasnt until I put the pieces together that it dawned on me. its just genius. Wiping it off first, lubing it up, the gloves, then pop n done. All of it seems so regular at first, but VERY WELL DONE!
The best part is "he can't fit, but I never had any problems" which, if you think about it, is a self burn.
Not really, he just know how do deal with her back door. Her boyfriend maybe never entered the backdoor before. Its like the more u do it, the easier it is.
Well he already admitted the truth about his tiny coq.
Could be skill... Just saying.
Ooh, self burn! Those are rare
651 explains it very well
It took me exactly 3 minutes and 43 seconds to understand that, in fact, LPL was not talking about a door lock
Same
lmao
So much annuendo
It took me one year 🤦🏻♀️
I figured it out in 35 seconds. It took an additional 35 seconds after the video was over to reverse the “jaw drop”. Either his wife has a fabulous sense of humor, or LPL has been dead for more than a year and replaced with an android.
“Rubber for my own protection”
Bru this man.....
This dude got me dying over here…
Best Lawyer
No clicks needed😂
After applying a generous amount of lube
So selfish, it's also for HER protection!
As a handyman who has definitely worked his way in a few backdoors i have noticed that the pic of your ex's back door and the actual door you opened up are not the same door....at all.
The actual doorway looked a lot thicker with the keyway set further in the surrounding trim. And it had another lock lower but it looked really wore out.
:)
No exaggeration, my asthmatic wife almost choked to death laughing.
I hope she's okay lmao
@@jz4163 Dont worry man he choked his way of having a wife a long time ago
I spent an hour wiping spewed beer off my screen?
tell me about it..... LPL is the best....
Did you unlock her back door
I... don’t understand the joke could someone please explain it
“My ex girlfriend’s back door is far dirtier than it ever used to be when we were dating... but I’m actually glad to find it this way.”
D A M N. LPL’s a FREAK!
You got 1k likes btw
And 2 replies
@@underscoregavin7 3 replies **
@@underscoregavin7 same name
Any part of this video can be taken out of context
I now see this guy's personality in a completely different light.
My thoughts exactly. And I love it, I think I’ll be a regular watcher now!
Its always the quite ones :) This guy is brilliant on so many levels! Always informative and diabolically precise.
How he is in private vs on videos
Yeah, he's "normal" like 99.9% of everybody else in a given culture...
LMAO
I can't believe I have only just seen this LPL video after seeing so many hundreds of them, so so many double entendre lines really rammed tight into that back door script. I haven't laughed so much in ages. Thanks LPL for being awesome and making my day.
Highest quality April 1st jokes I have ever seen. Genius dry humor.
It's not dry humor... He used lube hahaha
That's the humor people usually have a difficulty to get behind with. They just prefer the front end.
"Rem" oil😂
What are the gloves for then
All us dirty minded folks where laughing our back doors off
"Her backdoor is far dirtier than it ever used to be, back when we were dating. It seems to have been neglected very badly, but I'm actually glad to find it this way"
Absolute madlad.
@Jason H you mean *your backdoor*
“In fact it looks looser than when we were dating”
😂😂😂😂
Just got it Thank you !
just apply a generous amount of lube, then put the rubber on for your own safety
Im over here thinking hes going to make a joke about breaking into his ex's house like he's obsessed or something.... Nope
holy shit same
it’s a joke ab anal
@@shinobicat1486 nope, I got it. Hard to miss
Me too!
Listen to whay he says. The whole thing is a joke
Ever year I come back and rewatch all of these. This is the best content on the entire platform, maybe the whole internet.
You know it’s an April fools video when he doesn’t say “nothing on one, slight click out of two.”
Zach Watson I already smiled when he mentioned his ex gfs "backdoor"
instruction unclear, my tool is stuck in her backdoor.
her boyfriend has brought a chainsaw to cut it off. send help.
O.o
Best comment ever. LOL
😂😂
Yikes
Ur..... tool 🥵
"my ex girlfriend's back door is much dirtier than when we were dating" - brilliant!
"All he was doing was pushing, and she was worried he'd break something"
tuban body slammer oml lmao
The whole video is a 2 meaning joke
What a generous guy, loosening up that back door like that and asking for nothing in return. Even cleaned it up.
"my girlfriends back door is far dirtier than when we were dating."
AHAHAHAHA! i needed that!
Neglected pretty badly
I bet LPL makes weird lock references whenever he uses *real* dirty talk.
Click on 1, click on 2, 3 is binding.
I am sorry
@@swisscheese3094 all is forgiven, but not forgotten.
"That's all I have for you today"
Damn girl. Let me rumble them tumblers.
ignoring the innuendos it’s pretty terrifying how he picked the door in less than 10 seconds
5 seconds
@@KAngel32 sounds like me getting my the front door rofl.
if you consider the innuendos, it actually makes perfect sense it was over in under 10 seconds
His ex told me she prefers to have her box drilled by blacksmiths. Locksmiths, she claims, have little picks.
@@jasonperez7811 LPL will have trouble when seeing an Abloy
I assumed "ex-girlfriend" was a cute way to say "wife" and he was just gonna pick the lock to his own house, but this was so much funnier
so you are suggesting his wife has a boyfriend?
Mrs LPL is more into destructive entry.
The back door would have just been smashed.
@@basocheiryeah her husband
Look the video again, maybe you will find other things fitting the story 😂
children watching this: “this is boring”
me: say back door again. please
Lol 2nd comment after 5 months with 2.1k likes
3rd 2.4k likes
Ulysses Martins 4th
"while her boyfriends at work, she asked me if I could come over and loosen things up"
"I of course agreed, so long as I could get it on video and share it on this channel."
Gregory Boyle 😂😂
I need to put on some rubber for my own protection LMAOOOO 2:36
Going through the back door. 😆 I'm so glad I'm not the only one who thought this.
Gregory Boyle fuck. Didn't realize this was April 1 😆😆😆
I've never seen something this dirty, yet family-friendly
You haven't seen his past April fool's videos?
Since 1972 BBC Radio 4 have been running a comedy game show called 'I'm Sorry I Haven't A Clue'.
The Chairman repeatedly comes out with double entendre's which have the studio audience and listening at home audience literally crying with laughter.
What makes the whole thing even funnier is that the gag's are Very Strong, whilst the Chairman says them in apparent complete innocence!
The long standing Chairman, Humphrey Llyttelton (the jazz band leader) was the absolute master at reading out the most filthiest of gag's with the most angelic innocence, and the audience's absolutely loved it.
With the untimely demise of Chairman Humph, the comedian Jack Dee (a much loved regular team member) was invited to become Chairman, and the show's series continue on today.
The BBC website has links to the 'Listen Again' service where these shows may (might?) be heard and they also release CD's.
The funniest aspect of this is that the BBC (of all broadcasters) would launch such a 'close to the knuckle' comedy show chaired by a world famous jazz band leader and hosting team leaders and guests whom were the absolute cream of the British comedy scene!
Suffice to say that if you enjoyed LPL excellent gag's (and whom could possibly not?) then you'll absolutely love 'I'm Sorry I Haven't A Clue'.
Yeah, it looks like that backdoor wasn't cleaned for months. He had the foresight to bring everything needed for a good job.
(Perhaps he had the same problems with his own backdoor)
hence the decline of family values. SMH
@@justinheads5751 Having the ability to discern good humour and to find it funny and laugh together as a family or individual has nothing whatsoever to do with your so called decline in family values!
Whose family and whose values is it to which you so authoritively refer!
Laughter brings people together, lowers tensions and makes one feel better.
Which family wouldn't value that!
BEST play by play commentary ever!!! 👌 I love that you keep the same tone of voice throughout.
The only time we ever seen him gone outside, and it's full of innuendo.
He's also outside in a few of his and Bosnian bills episodes
and on the Braille skateboarding channel, he made a skateboard where almost all components are locks
There's videos of him shooting locks outside
In YOUR endo
What about the beginning of the Naughty Bucket chronicles, or when he shot up that Squire padlock?
The script to this is the most well written piece of American literature ever
But isn't he Australian?
@@fabianlaibin6956 no
Hell ya it is
Agreed 👍
Actual fucking modern art. Poetic.
"Here it makes alot of sense to be generous with the lube, since back doors are generally neglected"
THIS
soviet doggo "now I need to put on some rubber for my own protection". Sooooooooooooo many sex jokes😂😂😂😂😂
I was thinking to same thing but i thought i was being immature
"I should note that the opening could be in an akward position"
Hold up
I want to share this with everyone I know, but you have to binge watch his other videos to truly appreciate it.
If in the past someone had told me that, in the future, I'd be laughing my ass off at lockpicking-themed april fool's jokes, I'd have called them a liar.
Watch the past ones. Just as good
“Just cuz I got in her backdoor doesn’t mean her boyfriend will be able to as well” lmao
OMG. I completely missed that one.
Haha!!!
2:34 im dying
"It's been neglected, it's way dirtier than when we were dating, but I'm actually glad to see it this way."
Sick burn
LOL Shit >< Lockpicking Lawyer's wife must be confident and hilarious
"While her boyfriend was at work, she asked me to come over and loosen things up."
He used a lot of double entendres throughout the video. Like "the opening could be in an awkward position, especially when going through the back door".
Ga-ga I'm home
I brought food
For the gnomes
Are you
Here alone
Oh what the Ga-ga
Yeah...and he had to put on some rubber for his own protection...🤣🤣🤣
Be generous with the lube?🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
George Sande Odede if you don’t it won’t slide in well
I thought he finally snapped and started breaking into houses with his massive lock picking knowledge, until I heard the first innuendo and remembered it was April 1st
Yeah, full of innuendo, which is appropriate, as "innuendo" is italian for "suppository".
@@AndrewDonald-submergency no shit?
“So, while her boyfriend was at work, she asked if I could come over and loosen things up.” Fascinating
Make sure you properly lubricate a tight back door after wiping away the brown residue. Also make sure to put on rubber for your protection.
@@Iandothing rubber gloves*
Pope Pepe nah doesn’t matter what kind
*hears familiar 2 second bassline*
@@Iandothing Haha
This video gets only better every year! Watched it in 2022, 2023.
Greetings from 4/1/2024 now!
As soon as you said "she sent me a picture of her back door" with "it was looser when we were dating" I lost my shit😂😂😂
So did she
So yours was looser as well? 🤔😉
That is normal when the back door is looser. 😂
“It might be a two wipe job” that got me
@@Robvdh87 LOL
“So while her boyfriend was at work she asked me to come cover and help loosen things up”
That’s the only quote you could think of?
A Banana do you no no understand?
@@chrxstt right? Lmao this whole video was about anal sex wtf... he even went the extra mile and talked about cleaning shit from the “back door” lmao wtf lockpicking lawyer🤔😂
@@Eduardo-ji1eh the whole video feels like someone reading some weird LPL fan fiction lmao
@@Eduardo-ji1eh holy shit i just realised
The ex probably doesn't appreciate being the butt of this joke.
Also, can't help but notice the dirtiest knobs are usually in the backdoor.
I see what you did. 😂
You got us in the first half not gonna lie
Logically speaking, back doors are used less so get less polish from hands, thus duller, dirtier looking knobs.
I think the problem her new boyfriend was experiencing was due to skill but also equipment. Going in through any back door (or any opening for that matter) requires proper equipment - her new boyfriend probably believes that size and quality doesn't make any difference, but that's really just an excuse for lacking proper equipment. I'm glad LPL could come in to solve that.
It's not just about size though, it's also about what you do with it - I can definitely tell that LPL is very experienced by going in her back door which is why he does it so easily and confidently, and there's really no replacement for skill and knowledge.
This dude literally spends an entire year thinking through lock-related sexual innuendos to use for his next April Fool's video.
And thats why we love him so much :)
it's so worth it tho
watches a few LPL videos: wow this guy is really sweet, so soft spoken and pleasant.
watches this video: 😳
I wonder if Mrs. LPL beat him for this video? Or if she helped him write the script? LOL
Don't forget savage
Its like mozart
You're lucky you got the sweeter videos. My introduction to this channel is him just absolutely sassing out a locksmith that says the lock is unpickabe (and he picks it in like 30 seconds)
Just imagine.. you are chill in your room and hitman LPL says from behind a door: ‘one is binding...’
This whole innuendo is a thing of beauty. So clever and hilarious. Idk why I expected anything else from this legend of a man 😂😂
I was just smiling ALL the time! (:
Correction : I almost vomited
He should have said
"1 is binding
2 is loose
3 is binding..."
The Green Monstah What innuendo?
@Stimpy&Ren My mom is not a native English speaker. I think I stop it here. (:
Fabulous! Simply fabulous!
“While her boyfriend’s at work, she asked me to come over and loosen things up.”
"While"
The part where he said "Let's see if we can get in her backdoor without breaking anything" cracked me up lmao
Hamid A My bad, autocorrect.
svgarbee read it as he said it, nice.
@Ali K. And be generous with lube
LPL: "Today we are going to be getting into my ex girlfriend's back door"
RUclips Demonitizer: "You're treading on *THIN* ice buddy!"
And he's penetrated some of the most secure equipment out there.
isn't it ironic how you spelled thin with letters bigger then usual
LOL
Trending on thin ice
and he used to penetrate his ex, ba-Zing
This time he's gone too far, not that he can be stopped.
When even Corona can't stop madmen
What you gonna do to him? Lock him up? Ha!
I really thought LPL was more mature than this. (unsubscribed)
@@LanceMcGrew I'm assuming you weren't watching his videos a year ago.
@@nevererothezero7893 more like madlad