[1071] Getting In My Ex-Girlfriend’s Back Door (April Fools Video)

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  • @lockpickinglawyer
    @lockpickinglawyer  4 года назад +41023

    Happy April 1st to everyone... to see some of my past April 1st videos that follow this genre, follow the links below and have fun. 👍
    [1435] How To Fill My Wife’s Beaver
    ruclips.net/video/EhuNRWskgNQ/видео.html
    [1266] My 18-Inch Long Johnson (April Fools Video) ruclips.net/video/m-tKnjFwleU/видео.html
    [1071] Getting In My Ex-Girlfriend’s Back Door (April Fools Video) ruclips.net/video/Joed0P3hhbc/видео.html
    [862] Getting Into My Wife’s Beaver (April Fools Video) ruclips.net/video/TRozAbaKs9M/видео.html
    [651] Manipulating My Tiny Coq (April Fools Video) ruclips.net/video/k9VewWKfH_0/видео.html

    • @gabrielgrey2253
      @gabrielgrey2253 4 года назад +658

      Actual Factual Madman.

    • @OneIroNauT_1
      @OneIroNauT_1 4 года назад +436

      This was Hilarious. I loved it. Great way to start the day.

    • @irispettson
      @irispettson 4 года назад +192

      The video about your wife's beaver is fantastic.

    • @lzmj84
      @lzmj84 4 года назад +179

      What other video was it when your wife said “ this is why I don’t show my friends your videos” lol

    • @chadslivestreamingreviews7733
      @chadslivestreamingreviews7733 4 года назад +24

      😂😂😂😂😂

  • @sirpancreasjr3362
    @sirpancreasjr3362 4 года назад +9338

    “Now you need to understand. Just because I got in her back door, doesn’t mean her new boyfriend can too.”
    I’m gonna have a stroke

    • @RachelShauna
      @RachelShauna 4 года назад +136

      so is her ex- boyfriend :/

    • @InferDevyaty
      @InferDevyaty 4 года назад +62

      @@chironchangnoi bames nonds havin a stronk, call a bondulance

    • @jacquemaher1589
      @jacquemaher1589 4 года назад +6

      Im not gonna have a stroke....I cant reach it!!

    • @joshwoodphotography
      @joshwoodphotography 4 года назад +8

      You have a great sense of humor. More like this please. Lol

    • @chironchangnoi
      @chironchangnoi 4 года назад +7

      @@InferDevyaty I don't bonderstand, explains pond.

  • @adesented
    @adesented 2 года назад +11920

    the way that an innocent child would find no discrepancy with this video is remarkable, well done

    • @Creativestname
      @Creativestname Год назад +214

      never let them know

    • @Delos_Shoe
      @Delos_Shoe Год назад +185

      They'll read the comments 💀

    • @tago3860
      @tago3860 Год назад +100

      when i first saw it i took it literally lmao

    • @Bjoviii
      @Bjoviii Год назад +136

      My dirty mind was turned off lol. I only caught on when he said "I need to put on some rubber for protection"

    • @raven06010
      @raven06010 Год назад +17

      @@Bjoviii me too and now i cant stop laughing, please send help i might have mere days before i die

  • @Maske4
    @Maske4 2 года назад +7283

    I imagine his girlfriend sitting scared on the other side of the door with a knife crying like Wendy Torrance from the shining while he calmly explains what he is doing to lockpick the door

    • @CluelessMJ420
      @CluelessMJ420 2 года назад +278

      And once it goes off camera
      "Your turn sweetie"

    • @bemysugardaddy596
      @bemysugardaddy596 Год назад +21

      Instantly recognized the eyes from your profile picture. Good times :)

    • @SirRorschachJack
      @SirRorschachJack Год назад +23

      i can picture this and its so hilarious lol

    • @skullmax3595
      @skullmax3595 Год назад +8

      @@bemysugardaddy596 can you explain what it is? Just curious

    • @bemysugardaddy596
      @bemysugardaddy596 Год назад +23

      @@skullmax3595 those eyes behind a balaclava appear on the cd covers of the video game series "smuggler's run". Seeing them brought back childhood memories for me.

  • @vichuvishwa8141
    @vichuvishwa8141 2 года назад +5114

    "Here is a picture of her backdoor." Shows an actual door. We've been tricked. We've been backstabbed. And we've been quite possibly bamboozled.

    • @eemesstee1686
      @eemesstee1686 2 года назад +189

      wdym hes only talking about doors

    • @SangreFriasBack
      @SangreFriasBack Год назад

      Smeckledorfed

    • @heathb4319
      @heathb4319 Год назад +81

      My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined.

    • @zach11241
      @zach11241 Год назад +104

      We’ve been made the....
      butt of the joke.

    • @GreaseBIizzard
      @GreaseBIizzard Год назад +19

      We've been smeckledorfed!

  • @gainesmiller
    @gainesmiller 4 года назад +2551

    children watching this: “this is boring”
    me: say back door again. please

  • @cosmiccoruption5145
    @cosmiccoruption5145 2 года назад +24643

    Imagine laying in bed and hearing "this is the lock picking lawyer" from outside your house

    • @iamlittlepon9548
      @iamlittlepon9548 2 года назад +394

      ...no thank you

    • @Drago_Whooves
      @Drago_Whooves 2 года назад +900

      could be worse, you could be in your bed in the ISS and hear it coming from the airlock

    • @Drago_Whooves
      @Drago_Whooves 2 года назад +122

      @xTDx kinda sounds like a scene from a horror movie

    • @shanecateriny4359
      @shanecateriny4359 2 года назад +2

      No worries. I’ll navy’s seal their ass

    • @funnymeme1847
      @funnymeme1847 2 года назад +49

      @@shanecateriny4359 mhm sure thing buddy

  • @teminus1
    @teminus1 2 года назад +3637

    I'm ready for the april fools video where he just takes an hour trying to unpick a master lock as the tools get more are more rediculous

    • @yamimarus3550
      @yamimarus3550 2 года назад +341

      that would need a lot of takes just to not accidentally unlock it with said tools lol

    • @rowanedmunds7574
      @rowanedmunds7574 2 года назад +192

      If I remember correctly he has videos where he picks locks with
      Lego toys,
      Twigs,
      Coat hangers,
      paperclips,
      bicycle wheels,
      toothbrush,
      fridge magnet,
      a can,
      a piece of paper/card,
      thermite,
      toothpick,
      hammer,
      wrench,
      his bare hands,
      an assault rifle,
      explosives,
      a battery,
      and some floss.
      (FYI I lied about 1-2 of these but I bet you can't guess which)
      He also made a video that asks "Is this master lock better than a paperweight?"
      I think this video basically already exists

    • @rowanedmunds7574
      @rowanedmunds7574 Год назад +20

      @@harrisonherbstrith8157 Both of those were colab videos I'm pretty sure. He used a bike spoke to make a spring pick and they discussed if a coat hanger could be used because of a movie scene. It worked. The rifle I think was a part of a video he was in as a consultant where the others were looking at shooting locks but he wasn't with them at the range at any point.

    • @Ghauster
      @Ghauster Год назад +14

      @@rowanedmunds7574 BosnianBill and LPL took a Squire padlock to the range and fired different calibers at it until it finally gave up. It was very impressive the abuse it took.

    • @CiaranMaxwell
      @CiaranMaxwell Год назад +6

      @@rowanedmunds7574 You missed the Christmas tree ornament.

  • @tazmun
    @tazmun 2 года назад +3056

    Imagine what the cops would think about a burglar who cleaned his locks first!

    • @millanferende6723
      @millanferende6723 2 года назад +259

      You can make an identity out of it. "The lock clean burglar". Who robs your house but leaves locks in better condition than he found them.

    • @ineedpineapples
      @ineedpineapples Год назад +24

      @@millanferende6723 well, aside from all of the stuff they stole 😂

    • @tryingtodogood
      @tryingtodogood Год назад +45

      @@ineedpineapples will he also cleaned the house out of house

    • @theYoutubeHandle
      @theYoutubeHandle Год назад +4

      obviously, the burgler had been watching lock picking lawyer.

    • @fakeriwnl
      @fakeriwnl Год назад +6

      Gotta respect the work, I'd let him have that. He deserved it

  • @drz400smguypessel9
    @drz400smguypessel9 4 года назад +5434

    My wife’s listening at the table and she had to get up and come see what I was watching 😂😂😂

    • @BrowncoatInABox
      @BrowncoatInABox 4 года назад +302

      I hope she was disappointed that it was just a lock picking video

    • @bilalsuslu2217
      @bilalsuslu2217 4 года назад +11

      @@BrowncoatInABox lmao

    • @koolkidwithathsma8705
      @koolkidwithathsma8705 4 года назад +8

      Simp

    • @koolkidwithathsma8705
      @koolkidwithathsma8705 4 года назад +10

      @Eric VandenAvond your boos mean nothing I've seen what makes you cheer

    • @Soulixer
      @Soulixer 4 года назад +9

      Simp means “a silly or foolish person” according to google.

  • @raynebc
    @raynebc 4 года назад +4607

    I drastically underestimated the amount of innuendo that would be present.

    • @xXRealXx
      @xXRealXx 4 года назад +9

      Sorry, I don't speak Latin

    • @jamesbizs
      @jamesbizs 4 года назад +23

      Or double entendres

    • @T33K3SS3LCH3N
      @T33K3SS3LCH3N 4 года назад +9

      You must have missed LPL's last two aprils' fools :D

    • @nivekakninblarg8076
      @nivekakninblarg8076 4 года назад +1

      I don't speak lockpicking.

    • @cloroxbleach2394
      @cloroxbleach2394 4 года назад +6

      Try listening to it with your eyes closed

  • @AlienSensei
    @AlienSensei Год назад +868

    You know what I appreciate way more than a good April's Fools joke?
    A series of well executed suggestive jokes.

    • @whateverthisis389
      @whateverthisis389 Год назад +8

      The suggestive jokes *are* the April fools, and I love it

    • @GT-mn3bx
      @GT-mn3bx 7 месяцев назад +1

      I just saw this and everything is a sexual comment. Hilarious.

  • @leojei
    @leojei Год назад +406

    I don’t understand how LPL keep his straight face when saying “just because I got into her back door, doesn’t mean her bf will be able to as well.”

    • @redacted2766
      @redacted2766 10 месяцев назад +8

      No, he kept a steady voice. He was probably grinniŋ ear to ear þe whole time. I know I would be

    • @tohopes
      @tohopes 7 месяцев назад +4

      ​@@redacted2766why do you write with Viking runes?

    • @redacted2766
      @redacted2766 7 месяцев назад +4

      @@tohopes Why don't you?

  • @arkrose845
    @arkrose845 4 года назад +9162

    “This is the lockpicking lawyer, and today, we’re breaking into my ex girlfriends house and getting my ps4 back”

    • @arkrose845
      @arkrose845 4 года назад +217

      oh shit this comment was before i watched the full video LMFAOO

    • @TrueFlameslinger
      @TrueFlameslinger 4 года назад +51

      @@arkrose845 definitely gettin SOMETHING back!

    • @nytmare178
      @nytmare178 4 года назад +23

      Ps4 is bad pc ftw

    • @brothersofthewolves
      @brothersofthewolves 4 года назад +12

      r/woooosh

    • @nytmare178
      @nytmare178 4 года назад +48

      @@brothersofthewolves r/im14andthisiswoosh

  • @DeadAtrocity
    @DeadAtrocity 4 года назад +7170

    I was like "haha pretending to break into his ex girlfriend's house, funny April fools joke."
    Boy was I wrong

  • @N8SANZ
    @N8SANZ Год назад +555

    Best line on the script: "Hey, folks. Here we are and I've got to say that my ex-girlfriend's backdoor is far dirtier that it ever used to be back when we were dating". That almost makes me drop my drink 🤣

    • @marcelltoth1996
      @marcelltoth1996 Год назад +52

      You forgot the best part: “but i’m actually glad to find it this way”

  • @garycook5125
    @garycook5125 2 года назад +373

    This one made my chest hurt. I was oblivious until you put the gloves on. I watched a second time with my wife. She was just shaking her head while I thought I was dying, from laughing so hard. You're a good person for loosening her backdoor up (for her boyfriend), while he's at work.

  • @RealistikDash
    @RealistikDash 4 года назад +3554

    "I'm gonna wear a rubber for my own protection"
    That is gold, sir.

    • @sirgalahad1470
      @sirgalahad1470 4 года назад +9

      "Before entering her back door" ;-)

    • @SF-li9kh
      @SF-li9kh 4 года назад +12

      This video was full of puns from the beginning to the end

    • @JackVermicelli
      @JackVermicelli 4 года назад +5

      He said "some rubber," not "a rubber."

    • @vinvin9577
      @vinvin9577 4 года назад +3

      Don’t forget about the lube

    • @veteranghost4710
      @veteranghost4710 4 года назад

      Oh boy I didn't understand this one untill now, not being english doesn't help in this videos

  • @thesilentspeaker7222
    @thesilentspeaker7222 4 года назад +2784

    "How manny sex jokes can you put in a 4min video ??"
    LPL: "yes"

    • @rhabenic
      @rhabenic 4 года назад +3

      Lol

    • @oxiosophy
      @oxiosophy 4 года назад +9

      It's actually just a one continuous joke

    • @dittowithglasses9837
      @dittowithglasses9837 4 года назад +16

      @@oxiosophy no there were a lot, you're just too innocent

    • @johnvuillemot4805
      @johnvuillemot4805 4 года назад

      @@dittowithglasses9837 your*

    • @myotiswii
      @myotiswii 4 года назад +18

      @@johnvuillemot4805 *you're (you are)
      'your' is used when referring to 'your backpack'

  • @popswithpops8994
    @popswithpops8994 2 года назад +1030

    As funny as it was, it’s good to see you’re still in good spirits admitting that the current boyfriends “key” is bigger than yours..!! 😂

    • @Brandelwyn
      @Brandelwyn 2 года назад +220

      Its not the size of the wand that matters but the magic it makes

    • @oliviersavard8676
      @oliviersavard8676 2 года назад

      well he did talk about his tiny coq

    • @somestupiddudewithayoutube4676
      @somestupiddudewithayoutube4676 Год назад +43

      What good is a bigger key if you can’t even unlock her doors

    • @heathb4319
      @heathb4319 Год назад +29

      Check out his Tiny Coq april fools joke from 5 years ago.

    • @ravensquote7206
      @ravensquote7206 7 месяцев назад +7

      It's not the size of the pick, it's how you wiggle it around.

  • @janedagger
    @janedagger Год назад +96

    I"m imaging you sitting there... typing the story, and trying to come up with more double entendres than I've ever heard in one sitting. Well done, sir

  • @jetfire245
    @jetfire245 4 года назад +1498

    "while her boyfriends at work, she asked me if I could come over and loosen things up"

    • @sand2358
      @sand2358 4 года назад +85

      "I of course agreed, so long as I could get it on video and share it on this channel."

    • @theactualdarthvader
      @theactualdarthvader 4 года назад

      Gregory Boyle 😂😂

    • @jaydosau9018
      @jaydosau9018 4 года назад +10

      I need to put on some rubber for my own protection LMAOOOO 2:36

    • @adamrodgers9175
      @adamrodgers9175 4 года назад +1

      Going through the back door. 😆 I'm so glad I'm not the only one who thought this.

    • @adamrodgers9175
      @adamrodgers9175 4 года назад +1

      Gregory Boyle fuck. Didn't realize this was April 1 😆😆😆

  • @aidana598
    @aidana598 4 года назад +2294

    “I have to say that my ex-girlfriend’s backdoor is far dirtier than it was when we were dating, it seems it was neglected pretty badly, *I’m actually glad to see it this way*
    .

    • @Seventhsu
      @Seventhsu 4 года назад +3

      Grenaidan Heheh 69th likes

    • @aidana598
      @aidana598 4 года назад +3

      Ali A. Nice

    • @michaelsinger5851
      @michaelsinger5851 4 года назад +22

      Grenaidan it’s a two wipe job

    • @ixcapncrunchxi492
      @ixcapncrunchxi492 4 года назад

      👀

    • @aidana598
      @aidana598 4 года назад +1

      michael singer I wonder if the next is gonna be a three wipe job

  • @The_Mythical_Potato
    @The_Mythical_Potato 11 месяцев назад +99

    He knew what he was saying, every sentence, every word. The fact that he managed to do this all in one take without laughing is pretty impressive 😆

  • @samlund4410
    @samlund4410 2 месяца назад +7

    Still the best April Fools video you've done

  • @doggowantssauce
    @doggowantssauce 3 года назад +4393

    Meanwhile, in a parallel universe:
    Someone uploads a really nasty video on p*hub, but talks professionally about lockpicking, no doublespeak

    • @peterlustig6588
      @peterlustig6588 3 года назад +48

      John Smith you can find all online

    • @maciejmanna9246
      @maciejmanna9246 3 года назад +103

      "Lets see what the tool me and bosnianbill made can do in here. First one is loose, second one is binding,... I hear a silent click out of a third one..."

    • @fishingfan1500
      @fishingfan1500 3 года назад +23

      Dude you don’t have to censor punhub 😂

    • @motorman1700
      @motorman1700 3 года назад +8

      He's already got the lube! LOL

    • @N.Nocturne
      @N.Nocturne 3 года назад +7

      @John Smith *rule 34 intensifies*

  • @hebenus6915
    @hebenus6915 3 года назад +5681

    “While her boyfriend’s at work, she asked me to come over and loosen things up.”

    • @hamida185
      @hamida185 3 года назад +57

      "While"

    • @senecamusic3891
      @senecamusic3891 3 года назад +223

      The part where he said "Let's see if we can get in her backdoor without breaking anything" cracked me up lmao

    • @hebenus6915
      @hebenus6915 3 года назад +5

      Hamid A My bad, autocorrect.

    • @ninjahaz0180
      @ninjahaz0180 3 года назад +3

      svgarbee read it as he said it, nice.

    • @MissRadi0active
      @MissRadi0active 3 года назад +30

      @Ali K. And be generous with lube

  • @TheRealMycanthrope
    @TheRealMycanthrope 11 месяцев назад +107

    I assumed "ex-girlfriend" was a cute way to say "wife" and he was just gonna pick the lock to his own house, but this was so much funnier

    • @basocheir
      @basocheir 6 месяцев назад +4

      so you are suggesting his wife has a boyfriend?

    • @acommenter
      @acommenter 5 месяцев назад +2

      Mrs LPL is more into destructive entry.
      The back door would have just been smashed.

    • @meowis526
      @meowis526 4 месяца назад

      ​@@basocheiryeah her husband

    • @dfvdf2457
      @dfvdf2457 2 месяца назад

      Look the video again, maybe you will find other things fitting the story 😂

  • @samcorbett8783
    @samcorbett8783 Год назад +30

    Spent the ENTIRE video thinking the joke was "breaking into my exes house"
    Wasnt until I put the pieces together that it dawned on me. its just genius. Wiping it off first, lubing it up, the gloves, then pop n done. All of it seems so regular at first, but VERY WELL DONE!

  • @unknownyoutuber466
    @unknownyoutuber466 3 года назад +3762

    When you want to be in inappropriate, but you don’t want to get demonitized.

    • @d3lm119
      @d3lm119 3 года назад +9

      I am the 420 likes

    • @no-qm4ug
      @no-qm4ug 3 года назад +19

      ᵉⁿᵍˡⁱˢʰ ⁱˢ ᵃ ʷᵉⁱʳᵈ ˡᵃᵘⁿᵍᵘᵃᵍᵉ ᵗᵒ ᵘ

    • @izopelex9703
      @izopelex9703 3 года назад +4

      I wonder how many people noticed the second in

    • @skazaivideo
      @skazaivideo 3 года назад +1

      Who are you again?

    • @thenewstanza9069
      @thenewstanza9069 3 года назад +1

      In in in inappropriate

  • @echo.316
    @echo.316 4 года назад +1782

    “Just because I got in her back door doesn’t mean her boyfriend will be able to as well”
    *oof size: large*

    • @breadofbreads
      @breadofbreads 4 года назад +11

      Echo pp size smol

    • @klj2382
      @klj2382 4 года назад +28

      Usually have to be a pretty smooth talker to get in the back door. Maybe the new boyfriend isn’t quite up to the task.

    • @NihalBorkar45
      @NihalBorkar45 4 года назад +3

      I missed this pun. Thanks.

    • @tot1174
      @tot1174 4 года назад

      Cha cha real smooth

    • @TheKraiyick
      @TheKraiyick 4 года назад

      I thought that immediately when he said it too LMAO

  • @Demonskunk
    @Demonskunk Год назад +12

    What a generous guy, loosening up that back door like that and asking for nothing in return. Even cleaned it up.

  • @George-jy7op
    @George-jy7op 2 года назад +2

    BEST play by play commentary ever!!! 👌 I love that you keep the same tone of voice throughout.

  • @ralfsstuff
    @ralfsstuff 4 года назад +28718

    I thought the joke would be about breaking into his exgirlfriend's house. What I didn't expect was the amount of sexual innuendo...

    • @user-nf6ni6ue5b
      @user-nf6ni6ue5b 4 года назад +655

      What sexual innuendo?

    • @conformistbastard9842
      @conformistbastard9842 4 года назад +799

      You must have missed last years when he got into his wifes beaver

    • @michaelsinger5851
      @michaelsinger5851 4 года назад +278

      RalfsStuff it’s a two wipe job

    • @ivegotgzus
      @ivegotgzus 4 года назад +340

      @@conformistbastard9842 Don't forget the year before that where he showed us how he works with his coq

    • @validkarma3550
      @validkarma3550 4 года назад +109

      Yah they way he said everything was sexual

  • @jackstgapa7168
    @jackstgapa7168 4 года назад +4874

    The fact that he opened that door quicker with his tools than I can with the right key is frightening

    • @marklast865
      @marklast865 4 года назад +80

      fitting picture for that comment

    • @jackstgapa7168
      @jackstgapa7168 4 года назад +145

      Mark Last 6 years later this profile pic finally pays off

    • @xxx9edgelord6xxx81
      @xxx9edgelord6xxx81 4 года назад +16

      @@jackstgapa7168 Better late than never lol

    • @geitekop507
      @geitekop507 4 года назад +20

      @@xxx9edgelord6xxx81 better Nate than lever

    • @styxscorpion4541
      @styxscorpion4541 4 года назад +5

      Ikr he opened it in like 5 seconds that a bit scary to know it can be that fast

  • @heathb4319
    @heathb4319 Год назад +16

    As a handyman who has definitely worked his way in a few backdoors i have noticed that the pic of your ex's back door and the actual door you opened up are not the same door....at all.
    The actual doorway looked a lot thicker with the keyway set further in the surrounding trim. And it had another lock lower but it looked really wore out.
    :)

  • @Jixxor
    @Jixxor 2 года назад +6

    Ever year I come back and rewatch all of these. This is the best content on the entire platform, maybe the whole internet.

  • @TrippyDuels10
    @TrippyDuels10 4 года назад +12080

    “Just because I got into her back door, doesn’t mean her boyfriend will”

    • @scrublord3376
      @scrublord3376 4 года назад +30

      The Watchmaker r/whooosh

    • @soociesoocie
      @soociesoocie 4 года назад +276

      @@scrublord3376 lol what

    • @Spherehead123
      @Spherehead123 4 года назад +148

      @@scrublord3376 Yikes

    • @Raulz
      @Raulz 4 года назад +86

      @@scrublord3376 Ouch my guy.
      Dio says - _Why are you like this?_

    • @Mr_Makina
      @Mr_Makina 4 года назад +142

      @@scrublord3376
      👊👊BASH👊👊
      👊👊THE👊👊
      👊👊REDDITOR👊👊

  • @water2954
    @water2954 4 года назад +6336

    plot twist
    he was actually just breaking into someone’s house

    • @penguinsquire2085
      @penguinsquire2085 4 года назад +156

      Before I clicked on this video, I was laughing at the fact that this is probably his own back door. Really puts a strange twist on the already twisted up video.

    • @manuelcruz7454
      @manuelcruz7454 4 года назад +10

      Jaja what the hell 😂

    • @Voldrim359
      @Voldrim359 4 года назад +12

      Finally he did it, hahahaha, so many videos of lockpicking and then he does it

    • @water2954
      @water2954 4 года назад

      Sergio Gabriel Stricker hahaha

    • @hammer313
      @hammer313 4 года назад +18

      @@penguinsquire2085 I would be surprised if his back door was that easy to get into. I think he has some tricky pick resistant locks on his doors, ones that don't lock again without being taken apart if picked.

  • @nukenet1
    @nukenet1 2 года назад +30

    I can't believe I have only just seen this LPL video after seeing so many hundreds of them, so so many double entendre lines really rammed tight into that back door script. I haven't laughed so much in ages. Thanks LPL for being awesome and making my day.

  • @NLvideomaster
    @NLvideomaster 11 месяцев назад

    The dedication to your choice of words, amazing!

  • @Tall_Pauly
    @Tall_Pauly 4 года назад +2581

    LPL: "Today we are going to be getting into my ex girlfriend's back door"
    RUclips Demonitizer: "You're treading on *THIN* ice buddy!"

  • @christopherridge3900
    @christopherridge3900 3 года назад +8042

    All jokes aside, this dude just broke into your house in less than a minute and you will never know.

    • @PerMejdal
      @PerMejdal 3 года назад +467

      You know because the key hole is clean.

    • @texon7631
      @texon7631 3 года назад +82

      1 minute no, 20 seconds, 5 lubricant 15 picking

    • @rocketsmall4547
      @rocketsmall4547 3 года назад +129

      who are you and how did u get in here?
      im a locksmith and im a locksmith

    • @jaminbenjensen
      @jaminbenjensen 3 года назад +41

      And he got into your girlfriend's backdoor

    • @alfarizqijustin9881
      @alfarizqijustin9881 3 года назад

      true

  • @JoshHarrisPhotography
    @JoshHarrisPhotography Год назад +9

    I want to share this with everyone I know, but you have to binge watch his other videos to truly appreciate it.

  • @bahrss
    @bahrss 2 месяца назад +3

    This video gets only better every year! Watched it in 2022, 2023.
    Greetings from 4/1/2024 now!

  • @urielsalas9265
    @urielsalas9265 4 года назад +1270

    "Her backdoor is far dirtier than it ever used to be, back when we were dating. It seems to have been neglected very badly, but I'm actually glad to find it this way"
    Absolute madlad.

    • @streax8885
      @streax8885 4 года назад +5

      @Jason H you mean *your backdoor*

    • @johng3858
      @johng3858 4 года назад +5

      “In fact it looks looser than when we were dating”
      😂😂😂😂

    • @nono_ct200
      @nono_ct200 4 года назад

      Just got it Thank you !

    • @ctrl.s3565
      @ctrl.s3565 4 года назад

      just apply a generous amount of lube, then put the rubber on for your own safety

  • @WavyFBaby
    @WavyFBaby 4 года назад +2537

    “Her new boyfriend is apparently having troubling getting in her back door. It’s really tight and she told him to stop trying because all he was doing was pushing really hard and she was afraid something would break. But she remembered that when we were dating, I used to go in through her back door all the time...”
    This is most hilarious thing I have ever heard on this channel. Remember folks, always lock your back door. Always lmao.

    • @rysea9855
      @rysea9855 4 года назад +46

      Don't we all love some dirty jokes

    • @thiesenf
      @thiesenf 4 года назад +2

      Biggus Buttus Pluggus Insertius alwaysius...

    • @captainobvious8544
      @captainobvious8544 4 года назад +23

      Mixtli Escobedo I literally thought at first he was trying to make a joke and I started laughing when he said “I need to put on rubber for my own protection”🤣😂

    • @WavyFBaby
      @WavyFBaby 4 года назад +3

      Captain Obvious yeah this whole video was hilarious lol.

    • @WavyFBaby
      @WavyFBaby 4 года назад +1

      Matthew Menotti u gotta wipe the residue lol

  • @jacebrown3796
    @jacebrown3796 2 года назад +2

    This was much funnier than I thought it would be. Thank you so much LPL

  • @ShockingPikachu
    @ShockingPikachu 2 года назад +22

    I was laughing then I saw how quick he unlocked it and now I’m more scared of this man than I was before 😂

  • @raqtty
    @raqtty 3 года назад +6886

    How many sex jokes can you fit in one video?
    LockPickingLawyer: Yes

  • @dankemusico5878
    @dankemusico5878 4 года назад +1333

    “Frankly it looks looser than it was when we were dating”

  • @trillium.3.24
    @trillium.3.24 2 месяца назад +1

    Fabulous! Simply fabulous!

  • @vwdiver512
    @vwdiver512 Год назад +1

    Your videos are brilliant!

  • @lauchieohearn6509
    @lauchieohearn6509 3 года назад +3307

    “My ex girlfriend’s back door is far dirtier than it ever used to be when we were dating... but I’m actually glad to find it this way.”
    D A M N. LPL’s a FREAK!

    • @Sir_Tiles
      @Sir_Tiles 3 года назад +6

      You got 1k likes btw

    • @underscoregavin7
      @underscoregavin7 3 года назад +3

      And 2 replies

    • @canadiannobody2533
      @canadiannobody2533 3 года назад

      @@underscoregavin7 3 replies **

    • @gavin4846
      @gavin4846 3 года назад

      @@underscoregavin7 same name

    • @Boomya137
      @Boomya137 3 года назад +10

      Any part of this video can be taken out of context

  • @arthur822
    @arthur822 4 года назад +3181

    Observe, as he puts a punchline in every single one of his sentences.

    • @SJohann
      @SJohann 4 года назад +74

      These are called innuendos.

    • @malkeus6487
      @malkeus6487 4 года назад +72

      @@SJohann I think this had more 'double entendre' than innuendo. He did use both, though.

    • @lemon9.9
      @lemon9.9 4 года назад +15

      That was the whole point of the video

    • @I_Cypher
      @I_Cypher 4 года назад +36

      Haravata Johann he didn’t go inherwendo, he went though her back door.

    • @sajidmahmood7116
      @sajidmahmood7116 4 года назад +11

      @@I_Cypher that was a good one😂

  • @usedevilthing
    @usedevilthing 2 года назад

    Can't wait! April is just around the corner!

  • @bryansiepert9222
    @bryansiepert9222 Год назад

    A masterpiece of writing and delivery!

  • @Ariverfish
    @Ariverfish 4 года назад +3273

    Imagine going in bed with this guy and he says... "nice click on 1, click on 2, none on 3..."

    • @djer15
      @djer15 4 года назад +256

      "and lets try it one more time using a wafer jiggler"

    • @djer15
      @djer15 4 года назад +202

      or "that was very fast, lets try that one more time"

    • @citizen4602
      @citizen4602 4 года назад +91

      Click out of 4 and we are in

    • @fehmi35
      @fehmi35 4 года назад +6

      ahahha wtf

    • @mesnior4683
      @mesnior4683 4 года назад +70

      He be unlocking the g-spot

  • @Lalondeist
    @Lalondeist 3 года назад +4001

    No exaggeration, my asthmatic wife almost choked to death laughing.

    • @jz4163
      @jz4163 3 года назад +96

      I hope she's okay lmao

    • @dotnask0001
      @dotnask0001 3 года назад +67

      @@jz4163 Dont worry man he choked his way of having a wife a long time ago

    • @TheArchangel38401
      @TheArchangel38401 3 года назад +48

      I spent an hour wiping spewed beer off my screen?
      tell me about it..... LPL is the best....

    • @carbonrobin
      @carbonrobin 3 года назад +13

      Did you unlock her back door

    • @GloriousPM
      @GloriousPM 3 года назад +3

      I... don’t understand the joke could someone please explain it

  • @mike_insomnia
    @mike_insomnia Год назад

    man the entire video is just pure comedic gold, so good

  • @supersophisticated9943
    @supersophisticated9943 11 месяцев назад +6

    I find it incredible that these steps work for picking locks, having bedroom pleasures, and kidnapping someone without leaving a trace.

  • @elderwolves
    @elderwolves 3 года назад +3172

    "It's looser than it was when we were dating."
    Good sir-- murder is highly illegal.

    • @Castorxd635
      @Castorxd635 3 года назад +62

      He surely knows. He's the LockPickingLAWYER, after all.
      And still went for it, which makes it more insane LMAO. 🤣🤣

    • @charalambostsiali994
      @charalambostsiali994 3 года назад +66

      i mean... who's gonna stop him? prison locks?

    • @ahmadbani1452
      @ahmadbani1452 3 года назад +7

      @@charalambostsiali994 lmao

    • @realperson9951
      @realperson9951 3 года назад +9

      @@charalambostsiali994 in the scp containment chamber.

    • @jedidiahbaker2398
      @jedidiahbaker2398 3 года назад +3

      Murder is definitely a two wipe job.

  • @Rysiej10
    @Rysiej10 3 года назад +5224

    “Rubber for my own protection”
    Bru this man.....

  • @iss_rey5045
    @iss_rey5045 Год назад

    this is my favorite video from your channel, 10/10

  • @jonfettsack6113
    @jonfettsack6113 Год назад +2

    i regularly come back to this

    • @bsvenss2
      @bsvenss2 Год назад

      Who doesn't? ;-)

  • @idrinkglu8683
    @idrinkglu8683 4 года назад +2218

    The way he is talking makes you think he doesn't even realize what he is saying

  • @nolansprojects2840
    @nolansprojects2840 4 года назад +34545

    I can’t imagine how many revisions of a script he went through to get everything just right to sound as dirty as possible while still making perfect sense in the context of a lock

    • @aygmcmoofin7765
      @aygmcmoofin7765 4 года назад +1338

      Probably far fewer than we'd imagine

    • @firefly618
      @firefly618 4 года назад +1911

      That's a professional we're talking about here.

    • @ChazCarnage
      @ChazCarnage 4 года назад +119

      @@aygmcmoofin7765 or far more

    • @alexsomeing8192
      @alexsomeing8192 4 года назад +272

      He had whole year for this.

    • @Starkl3t
      @Starkl3t 4 года назад +106

      It’s how his mind always works

  • @sharadindusaikia
    @sharadindusaikia 11 месяцев назад +3

    Props to him for keeping his cool throughout the voiceover

  • @thesardoniccomedian9546
    @thesardoniccomedian9546 6 месяцев назад

    The innuendoes are amazing!!

  • @cleos_jericho
    @cleos_jericho 4 года назад +1207

    I've never seen something this dirty, yet family-friendly

    • @fishsmellbad1862
      @fishsmellbad1862 4 года назад +10

      You haven't seen his past April fool's videos?

    • @felixcat9318
      @felixcat9318 4 года назад +2

      Since 1972 BBC Radio 4 have been running a comedy game show called 'I'm Sorry I Haven't A Clue'.
      The Chairman repeatedly comes out with double entendre's which have the studio audience and listening at home audience literally crying with laughter.
      What makes the whole thing even funnier is that the gag's are Very Strong, whilst the Chairman says them in apparent complete innocence!
      The long standing Chairman, Humphrey Llyttelton (the jazz band leader) was the absolute master at reading out the most filthiest of gag's with the most angelic innocence, and the audience's absolutely loved it.
      With the untimely demise of Chairman Humph, the comedian Jack Dee (a much loved regular team member) was invited to become Chairman, and the show's series continue on today.
      The BBC website has links to the 'Listen Again' service where these shows may (might?) be heard and they also release CD's.
      The funniest aspect of this is that the BBC (of all broadcasters) would launch such a 'close to the knuckle' comedy show chaired by a world famous jazz band leader and hosting team leaders and guests whom were the absolute cream of the British comedy scene!
      Suffice to say that if you enjoyed LPL excellent gag's (and whom could possibly not?) then you'll absolutely love 'I'm Sorry I Haven't A Clue'.

    • @ZeroUm_
      @ZeroUm_ 4 года назад +2

      Yeah, it looks like that backdoor wasn't cleaned for months. He had the foresight to bring everything needed for a good job.
      (Perhaps he had the same problems with his own backdoor)

    • @justinheads5751
      @justinheads5751 4 года назад

      hence the decline of family values. SMH

    • @felixcat9318
      @felixcat9318 4 года назад

      @@justinheads5751 Having the ability to discern good humour and to find it funny and laugh together as a family or individual has nothing whatsoever to do with your so called decline in family values!
      Whose family and whose values is it to which you so authoritively refer!
      Laughter brings people together, lowers tensions and makes one feel better.
      Which family wouldn't value that!

  • @scotteyers8518
    @scotteyers8518 2 года назад

    Without context, this is an extremely professional guide to a nuanced problem.
    Good advice all around.

  • @craigw1911
    @craigw1911 2 года назад +5

    I'm eagerly awaiting the 2022 edition of LPL's April 1 video!

  • @AnyoneCanSee
    @AnyoneCanSee 3 года назад +7763

    I now see this guy's personality in a completely different light.

    • @Nomadic-
      @Nomadic- 3 года назад +192

      My thoughts exactly. And I love it, I think I’ll be a regular watcher now!

    • @jamesmihalcik1310
      @jamesmihalcik1310 3 года назад +183

      Its always the quite ones :) This guy is brilliant on so many levels! Always informative and diabolically precise.

    • @hiiambarney4489
      @hiiambarney4489 3 года назад +49

      How he is in private vs on videos

    • @Kimoto504
      @Kimoto504 3 года назад +34

      Yeah, he's "normal" like 99.9% of everybody else in a given culture...

    • @turkey4957
      @turkey4957 3 года назад

      LMAO

  • @KiwiMan5S5
    @KiwiMan5S5 4 года назад +9439

    There’s is no way he did this with a straight face

    • @redakaminekloc5167
      @redakaminekloc5167 3 года назад +645

      He didn't do it with a gay face either

    • @KiwiMan5S5
      @KiwiMan5S5 3 года назад +163

      Also I’m not editing it to say thanks for liking it

    • @aurboda
      @aurboda 3 года назад +50

      @@KiwiMan5S5 like withdrawn for saying that

    • @KiwiMan5S5
      @KiwiMan5S5 3 года назад +19

      Abdullah Rauf why

    • @greenspartanligado
      @greenspartanligado 3 года назад +81

      @@KiwiMan5S5 you are a legend, i applaud you for not making an edit

  • @nirvanajew1
    @nirvanajew1 Год назад

    I'm happy Mrs. LPL is so cool with you servicing your exes backdoor.

  • @internetstealers2731
    @internetstealers2731 2 года назад +4

    The fact he updated the description for the new April Fools video is commitment to his format that he didnt even need to do. Amazing

  • @jaesh1198
    @jaesh1198 4 года назад +1291

    "Frankly it looks looser than it was back when we were dating." The amount of shade this man throws is off the charts.

    • @DryTEKGI
      @DryTEKGI 4 года назад +10

      One day I will write this to my ex.. I just have to xD

    • @alexhu7939
      @alexhu7939 4 года назад +3

      hahahaha....

    • @anepicotter4595
      @anepicotter4595 4 года назад +1

      Well why would it be looser?

    • @buttpounder2005
      @buttpounder2005 4 года назад +2

      @@anepicotter4595 it gets used more

    • @naufalap
      @naufalap 4 года назад +1

      or her new boyfriend tools are bigger

  • @macholuke8118
    @macholuke8118 4 года назад +13728

    We live in a world where a man who sits at home and picks locks all day is still a comedic genius, I am truly grateful.

    • @yasirelec
      @yasirelec 4 года назад +189

      Although the comedy was mild, listening to him saying those things made it specially funny

    • @Brandon-cs8gw
      @Brandon-cs8gw 4 года назад +85

      @@yasirelec I was laughing through the whole video. In times like these. People need a little mild

    • @jeffwells641
      @jeffwells641 4 года назад +177

      @@yasirelec It's the deadpan delivery that really makes it hilarious.

    • @zackgeorgly5099
      @zackgeorgly5099 3 года назад +65

      Don't forget that he's also a lawyer. He's a lawyer, lockpicking master and a comedic genius. So he must be a superhero (or supervillain, due to being a Lawyer). Come to think, maybe the lockpicks are just for show, and he actually picks the locks by using his X-ray vision together with his telekinetic abilities. That is the only possible explanation why he can pick all the locks labeled as maximus security, grade A, unpickable etc in mere seconds.

    • @Necro_fury
      @Necro_fury 3 года назад +6

      I mean hes super clever to pick locks so well so hes probably got some wit with words too

  • @GERntleMAN
    @GERntleMAN 2 года назад

    Bluntly ambiguous and with an innocent heart as well. Awesome

  • @bonk3696
    @bonk3696 2 года назад +10

    I can only imagine how much he must be smiling while thinking of the script and also saying it

  • @MrTmb64
    @MrTmb64 4 года назад +1070

    I didn't expect this to have that many sexual innuendos... Now I'm scared to see what "manipulating my tiny *Coq* " is all about

    • @tylerblubaugh5549
      @tylerblubaugh5549 4 года назад +25

      All his April 1st jokes are aqsome

    • @DerKatzeSonne
      @DerKatzeSonne 4 года назад +2

      Oh man, I seriously didn't get a single hint until I went down to the comment section 😂🤦🏼‍♂️ should go to sleep now.

    • @javelinf61
      @javelinf61 4 года назад

      You mean cock? As in the chicken?

    • @SmoothTurtle840
      @SmoothTurtle840 4 года назад +3

      CT-9877 Yes, it’s the French word for Rooster.

    • @hkk3656
      @hkk3656 4 года назад +1

      Same here!!!

  • @leochen4891
    @leochen4891 3 года назад +6993

    Being G and R rated at the same time.

  • @lukemimnagh2594
    @lukemimnagh2594 Год назад

    I love how suggestive this is

  • @dagurtheone3969
    @dagurtheone3969 2 года назад

    I always love the April fools videos from you. The script. The script.

  • @maneonanewplanenigga5162
    @maneonanewplanenigga5162 4 года назад +1161

    "my girlfriends back door is far dirtier than when we were dating."
    AHAHAHAHA! i needed that!

  • @nathanbinns6345
    @nathanbinns6345 4 года назад +270

    This dude literally spends an entire year thinking through lock-related sexual innuendos to use for his next April Fool's video.

    • @JohnDoe-bd5sz
      @JohnDoe-bd5sz 4 года назад +1

      And thats why we love him so much :)

    • @cookie123.
      @cookie123. 4 года назад

      it's so worth it tho

  • @gandalf_thegrey
    @gandalf_thegrey 7 месяцев назад

    This.... this is a work of Art.

  • @depthstrider4900
    @depthstrider4900 2 года назад

    Absolutely brilliant

  • @ponkun1649
    @ponkun1649 4 года назад +971

    normal people: send n*des
    LPL: send a picture of your backdoor

    • @abhis7676
      @abhis7676 4 года назад +3

      Badly underrated comment ;)

    • @ysfkrwn7095
      @ysfkrwn7095 4 года назад +1

      Underrated comment is underrated

    • @Razorcarl
      @Razorcarl 4 года назад +1

      Lmaooooo

  • @SidenoteChannel
    @SidenoteChannel 4 года назад +18864

    instruction unclear, my tool is stuck in her backdoor.
    her boyfriend has brought a chainsaw to cut it off. send help.

  • @zsi
    @zsi Год назад

    This is the funniest thing I've watched all week!

  • @johnnypetro9314
    @johnnypetro9314 7 месяцев назад +2

    My innocence is gone. I'll never think of the LPL the same way.

  • @grahamkoeberl9651
    @grahamkoeberl9651 4 года назад +1426

    “While her boyfriend is at work, she invited me to come over and help losen things up”

    • @wintermetal1513
      @wintermetal1513 4 года назад +9

      Nice profile pic

    • @benjiwalker6848
      @benjiwalker6848 4 года назад +34

      Loosen things up in her back door to... He even had to use rubber for protection

    • @Niko-oc7kh
      @Niko-oc7kh 4 года назад +30

      "It looks a lot looser than when we were dating"

    • @coalmine9666
      @coalmine9666 4 года назад +22

      "i need to use rubber for my own protection."

    • @benjibat4655
      @benjibat4655 4 года назад +3

      @@benjiwalker6848 hi Benji

  • @zush2305
    @zush2305 2 года назад +3364

    Missed the opportunity to say: " now I am going to come inside".

    • @VeeOasis
      @VeeOasis 2 года назад +48

      Yep

    • @Saint_Wolf_
      @Saint_Wolf_ 2 года назад +108

      I feel he should have said "I'm gonna use some rubber for my protection, you never know what kind of bacteria can live in something that was so uncleaned."

    • @everybodyisanidiot4553
      @everybodyisanidiot4553 Год назад +6

      Last frames should have been him going inside.

    • @Holtijaar
      @Holtijaar Год назад +24

      @@mmseng2 Of course he is an upstanding fellow and I hope he was rewarded with a nice sweet treat for all that he has done, for example a cream pie or something.

    • @WebberAerialImaging
      @WebberAerialImaging Год назад +5

      Because it was an ex-girlfriend's back door, you should not come inside without permission.

  • @Ed70Nova427
    @Ed70Nova427 Год назад

    I sure am glad you included a video!

  • @aettic
    @aettic Год назад +1

    Kudos to you, sir.

  • @melliflousbufo
    @melliflousbufo 4 года назад +1333

    "my ex girlfriend's back door is much dirtier than when we were dating" - brilliant!

    • @tubanbodyslammer9125
      @tubanbodyslammer9125 4 года назад +35

      "All he was doing was pushing, and she was worried he'd break something"

    • @5gonza541
      @5gonza541 4 года назад +2

      tuban body slammer oml lmao

    • @alonsolopez6198
      @alonsolopez6198 4 года назад

      The whole video is a 2 meaning joke

  • @MrSnowmanJoe
    @MrSnowmanJoe 4 года назад +7213

    Me at first: Haha! He's breaking into his Ex's house.
    Me later: Oh no.
    Edit: This comment isn't even that funny. Why does it have 7.2k likes? Smh.

  • @Brodyharvey556
    @Brodyharvey556 2 года назад

    I love this so much thank you 🙏

  • @sangraal043
    @sangraal043 2 года назад

    ahahahahaha... top marks!!! very funny stuff. your deadpan delivery is what really sells it.