I remember watching this when I was in middle school back in like 2016 and not knowing or understanding what this video was (literally even a few years ago ASMR was not as mainstream as it is now it’s crazy how big it’s gotten) but i kept watching all her videos because it made my brain feel good and relaxed and I didn’t know why. Darling ASMR was my first introduction to ASMR and now at 20 years old, I still listen to it every night, so thank you Darling ASMR for what you did for me.
This is why we need to destroy phones, Computers, tablets, laptops , tvs because both males and females starve themselves to be accepted by people that don't know that they excist
"Your eyes look great" Lol Im 13 and have a stigmatism and need glasses to see this and everything else around me "You almost got all of them except the last line" HOW DID SHE KNOW?!?!
Astigmatism Does affect your eyesight. There are people who do not pick up any prescription but have astigmatism which is what makes them see a little blurry
Why She making us smell peanut butter if some people have allergies. *someome has an allergic reaction" "HELP I CANT BREATHE!" doctor: "ok,fantastic, thats better than most people."
"Peanut butter is hate! Peanut butter is death! It is my mortal enemy and I shall be at odds with it until I shall meet my end! It and myself shall duel to see who is worthy to live! It means war I tell you! WAR!!" Avetho, September 2017. Lol but seriously I do have a severe allergy to the simple plant proteins found in most forms of nut such as peanuts and almonds. I die within 5 minutes of consumption. J̷u̷s̷t̷ ̷a̷s̷k̷ ̷m̷y̷ ̷l̷a̷s̷t̷ ̷s̷h̷e̷l̷l̷.̷
Her: Do you exercise? Me: I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep Her: That better than most people
Her:" How's your diet?" Me: This afternoon, I had 2 number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, 2 number 45s, one with cheese and a large soda! Her:" Okay, that's good." Me: *says wtf in Big Smoke's voice*
Is it just me or is it impossible to fall asleep to asmr darling just because she is so good at asmr and you don’t want to stop listening by falling asleep
I'm so happy I'm living alone. Imagine someone walking into you with your mouth wide open and your tongue sticking out while there's some girl seemingly staring at you from across the screen
Asmr darling: do you have a balanced diet? Me: I have lettuce on my Big Macs ASMR darling: How often do you exercise? Me: I walk every day. To McDonald's.
I can imagine her neighbors staring at her through the window while she talks to a camera, and when she looks back at them the quickly close the curtains or blinds
@@tylerjones8339 You are completely right. After getting your comment i decided to rewatch the video (fully this time, as last time i stopped at 10 minutes). It is definitely not a bastardization of the cranial nerve exam. It is nothing like the exam at all, this is just a video for nice sounds to the ears, and has nothing to do with any kind of cranial nerve exam.
Decemberss to get my money to pay to see my friends to be oone for me I was in my room for a long way in which a man with my family and friends of friends with a few weeks and months oand to get my money to pay to see my friends to be able I love the fact is the most recent version and the first place I have no clue who I was in my room for a long way in which a man with my family and friends of mine too
I watch a lot of asmr. I keep coming back to this one. There's a balance here of talking and not tslking.. my favorite RUclips for years now. Ty for a great effort.
Her: how often do you exercise? Me: Never. I hate motion. I'm even laying in bed right now. I hate putting effort into anything that doesn't need it. Her: that's better than most people 😊 Me: Humanity is doomed
"Hows your diet?" Looks down at ice cream and chocolate I'm eating "That's good" "how often do you exercise?" Me: lol wats exercise "Good, that's better than most people"
Her: do you drink regularly like one a week or twice a week Me:no I don’t drink at all Her: once a week or twice a week ok good Didn’t know 14 year old could drink
Her: "do you have any medical history?" Me: "I have type 1 diabetes (yup), I've had like 7 surgeries, I was dropped on my head multiple times as a baby, I have anxiety and depression which causes me to have anxiety attacks, and I don't know what exercise is." Her: "fantastic!"
I love how you did the stethoscope part. I don’t like how asmrists breath like that through the whole thing. And in this one it wasn’t too much or too little. It was just enough. Keep being you !! ❤️❤️
Do you have a balanced diet. Me- if my dad passed out from the Cocain and the moter oil fumes I can usually rip open the bin bags out back, or sometimes a cat comes close to my window. Her- ok great, that's better than most people
Her: How much do you exercise Me: Ever since pokemon go came out..... sorry im tearing up...... i got hit by a car im in a wheel chair right now i dont exercise im sorry... ;_; cries a little more Her: That's better the most people
Her: make sure when you inhale it's very light and gentle, so you don't breathe in what's under your nose. That wouldn't be good! Me: then WTF you putting under my nose?! Cyanide?!
Do you excersise? Me: not at all That is better than most people Do you smoke? Me: 4 packs a day, and lots of crack cocaine Fantastic! Do you drink alcohol? Me: a whole bottle of jack Daniels a night That is a LOT better than most people.
Her: "Do you drink alcohol often? Like once or twice a week?" Me: "HAH doc I'm not like most people. I turn up on the regular, every single god damn day of my life actually. I'm talking bars, parties, swinger functions you name it, I live a wild fucking lifestyle." Her: "So once or twice a week?" Me: "....yes mam, usually alone in my room with the blinds down."
Her: I have fresh latex gloves here Me: I’m allergic to latex Her: I’m going to put these on Me: iM AlLeRgiC tO lAtEX Her: I’m going to touch you Me: GODDAMMIT IM ALLERGIC TO LATEX
I have 3 things to say. 1. Was I the only one that did exactly what she told to do?? 2. Where did she get all this doctor stuff 3. What the heck am I watching
Willa Dove she might take nursing classes, when I did public school, I took health science and medical therapeutics, and in those classes, they'll give you some equipment to practice
Her: Breath in
Me: *Breaths in*
Her:Breath out*
Me: *chokes uncontrollably *
Her: That's good, just keep doing that
😂 these comments are overboard
+M133Games Ikr Shes a Keeper tho lmao
LMFAO
Which part?
+M133Games I DIED, HAHAHA
I remember watching this when I was in middle school back in like 2016 and not knowing or understanding what this video was (literally even a few years ago ASMR was not as mainstream as it is now it’s crazy how big it’s gotten) but i kept watching all her videos because it made my brain feel good and relaxed and I didn’t know why. Darling ASMR was my first introduction to ASMR and now at 20 years old, I still listen to it every night, so thank you Darling ASMR for what you did for me.
It's her best video ever! Pure AMSR goodness
bruh i’m 20 too and i started asmr with her too
Not a real doctors visit. Didn't have to wait 30 mins after the nurse.
That One Guy That Snipes haha true
30 minutes would be lucky...
lmao
A
M O O D
RIP USA
Her:Follow the light
Me: Did i die
made my day 🤣
nis quinn, the comments are the best part to these ASMR videos.
nis quinn lol
What time stamp is the follow the light??
It’s 1 am but I need to laugh 😂
Her: So do you have any history regarding cancer or anything like that?
Me: Yes
Her: Fantastic! You're a healthy one
sebastian møller wtfflmao
Then how r u alive
@@unicornrainbows1292 Maybe because he survived whatever ailment he has?
@@unicornrainbows1292 Unicorn Rainbows Rude people like you are all over the internet!
XD
I'm enjoying these comments way to much
As with I.
*Too
I'm sorry, it's my job
Amazing Shrek is not on fire oh my god your name is amazing
Carter Hinkle Lmao thanks😂
Dequx just what I was thinking
its all fun and games until you get a game of war advertisement in full volume
DoritoMcDew :l
DoritoMcDew your pfp matches your comment.
DoritoMcDew YES
DoritoMcDew bruh truuuuue tho😂
Is it TheLegend27? (no seriously was it TheLegend27 ad)
Me with my stuffed animals when I'm home alone
Lol
A Very Short Person Ava?
A Very Short Person that is so me
A Very Short Person Love this hahahahahhahaha
A mildly original comment in a sea of copypastes.
Nice
i think the best things about these videos are the comment sections. some of the things people come are fantastic
her: lift up your sleeve please
me: i don't have sleeves
her: lift up your sleeve!
me: *rips of the skin on my arm*
her: good
lol
Lmaoooo
same tho
Oh my god, I couldn't breathe
i can't even live right now omfg
"Do you have a balanced diet?"
"No I starve myself"
"Good"
Well okey
Lol that got me bro😂
lmao
This is why we need to destroy phones, Computers, tablets, laptops , tvs because both males and females starve themselves to be accepted by people that don't know that they excist
Roblox 69 being a feminist doesn't mean we hate men.
Right when I read this she said that line
23:05
"open up your mouth, I'm gonna stick this right in!
no pls
Kayang don't worry, they never do that in real life
humanity will be doomed
😔
:)
hopfy 1243 wut that’s scary
Her:can u hear this
Me: what did u say
Her:yes great
Lol
No speako englisho
+Maniacal Coast Jajajajaja :v
Did you hear that
What
Great
What
no speak spanglis jajaja
"Your eyes look great"
Lol Im 13 and have a stigmatism and need glasses to see this and everything else around me
"You almost got all of them except the last line"
HOW DID SHE KNOW?!?!
Artimis Hunter
Me everyday XD
Astigmatism Does affect your eyesight. There are people who do not pick up any prescription but have astigmatism which is what makes them see a little blurry
😱😱😱 I have one too no way , I have glasses aswell
Stigmatism isn’t a problem for me. I am nearsighted and it sucks
Artimis Hunter I am ten year old I have two stigmatism‘s is each eye when she said you just missed the last one I was , like and all the rest ....
Her:do you exercise
Me:no
Her: that's better than most people
Me: ???
meeeeeeeeeee
SAME
asmr videos from 2016 just hit different
Her: follow the light with your eyes
Me: nah. Imma follow it with my ears
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH
+Armin triggered
Ok that's actually hilarious idk why
Ginny Daniels hahaha
L
Why She making us smell peanut butter if some people have allergies.
*someome has an allergic reaction"
"HELP I CANT BREATHE!"
doctor: "ok,fantastic, thats better than most people."
_lyric_harmony_ I wonder what happens to other people...
Blues 2.5 its cus peanut butter is love and peanut butter is life
"Peanut butter is hate! Peanut butter is death! It is my mortal enemy and I shall be at odds with it until I shall meet my end! It and myself shall duel to see who is worthy to live! It means war I tell you! WAR!!"
Avetho, September 2017.
Lol but seriously I do have a severe allergy to the simple plant proteins found in most forms of nut such as peanuts and almonds. I die within 5 minutes of consumption. J̷u̷s̷t̷ ̷a̷s̷k̷ ̷m̷y̷ ̷l̷a̷s̷t̷ ̷s̷h̷e̷l̷l̷.̷
Theresa green the old meme I know!!
Theresa green the old meme 😂😂😂
Her: Do you exercise?
Me: I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep
Her: That better than most people
TheGibshome THIS ONE IS THE BEST
TheGibshome is that from spogbob lol hahahahahahaahahah good one
TheGibshome is that from spogbob lol hahahahahahaahahah good one
her do you drink a lot
me uhmmmmm no I am 8 years old. ........
her ones, twice a week ok
me lol ok I gess lol
TheGibshome CHOCOLATE!!!!
Her: Any medical problems?
Me: Depression
Her: Good!
Sameeeee brotha 😂👌
THE HECKK LOL
Thoughts going through the video: She... Is... GORGEOUS
Yes she is
Yes she is
same, she's so 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍
its hard to keep on breathing normaly when looking at her
i think so too!
"A big checkmark"
**writes for 30 seconds**
Angela Moucharite 😂😂
+Shane Englander please change your profile picture
Charlie Crompton Why, dab is life. Kill me
Charlie Crompton Thank You
1000th like
"How often do you exercise?"
Me: "literally never"
"Okay, trust me, that's a lot better than most people."
HAHAH
"How often do you drink? Once a week, twice a week?"
"Yes, from Monday to Thursday and from Friday to Sunday"
+Random Metalhead only all the days that end with a Y
+Random Metalhead LOL you are hilarious
+Sassy28311 i dunno, some people say I'm "alcoholic", whatever the hell that means...
Her: (Insert quote)
Me: (Reply to quote)
Her: (Insert quote)
Me: (Conclude with joke)
(Beg for likes)
LMAO
Boi
@Hot CakeX u too
@@teuvourpilainen7084 bro she ment that she's the hoe... I think
420 likes lol
Her:" How's your diet?"
Me: This afternoon, I had 2 number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, 2 number 45s, one with cheese and a large soda!
Her:" Okay, that's good."
Me: *says wtf in Big Smoke's voice*
Huy La Anh lemme get those boneless.
Nice reference
Love you😂
Gta
YOU PICKED THE WRONG HOSPITAL FOOL!
Her: *asks a question
Me: *thinks a second
Me: i...
Her: ok, thats good
same😂
LMAO
Just like Dora The Explorer.
Kappa
+Troleame mis Huevos lol
asmr darling: do you drink?
me: just bleach cause I lost my will to live
"Good! That's a lot better than most people!"
the hippocrip Ahaha I'm dying. Even funnier because you are at the doctors getting a checkup.
LMAO 😂😂
I would like this comment but it's currently at 69 likes
Same!!!
Is it just me or is it impossible to fall asleep to asmr darling just because she is so good at asmr and you don’t want to stop listening by falling asleep
Agreed. Same here
I'm so happy I'm living alone. Imagine someone walking into you with your mouth wide open and your tongue sticking out while there's some girl seemingly staring at you from across the screen
Greater Dog Snowdin just a regular Friday night for me
Walter Mclaughlin sounds like a bad night to hang around you with
Doggo the Great I don't wanna imagine someone walking into me with my mouth wide open
her:how often do you exercise
me:WHAT? EXTRA FRIES!? YEAH
Aggressive schildkröte 😂👌🏻
Aggressive schildkröte jaaaaaaaaaaaa der war gut
Aggressive schildkröte the only thing I exercise are my rights as a human
Aggressive schildkröte lol 😂
*LMFAO* 😂😂👏🏻
her: do you smoke?me: yeah like 12 packs a day, my lungs look like raisins and my doctor says i have 10 mins to live.her: no, thats great!
Haha Reminds me of Dora the explorer XD
Lmao 😂
ok tbh this comment was funny 😂
Ha! XD
are you dead now.
Her: How’s your diet
Me: My diet
Me: NO ONE TOLD ME ABOUT A DIET
Hahahahahahahaha
Ha ah ah
She means what you eat
(R/wooosh me r/wooosh me
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🐵
@@ninjapanda0822 r/woosh
your face gives me the motivation to never go blind ♥
Better eat those carrots bro
Chill bud
nice line
grobari
Ikr? Yesterday I wanted to poke both of my eyes out but then I saw her video. That changed my mind!
I have you name, date of birth, your height , your weight
Me:even I don't know some of that stuff
Well I'm at least 5ft and at least 100lbs, is that good enough?
Same lmao
Shyguy 726 lazy to convert it but... Yeah! Sure
Idk my height and weight
you don’t know those things about YOURSELF? oh jesus...
Her:"cancer?"
Me: "I used to own a fidget spinner."
Vents 4 for sure cancer then, good thing it is gone now
**chokes**
*yOU’RE KILLING ME*
Yeah thats what it takes to get cancer in 2017
Vents 4 the meme kings approve
You won lol
Her: Do you smoke?
Me: 143 packs a day.
Her: Nope, fantastic.
With that account name I thought for sure your joke would be something like laughing and saying "Not cigarettes..."
@Bob Marley u still alive manh?
Bob Marley bro bob marley watch asmr darling that’s crazy
Did you ever look at a comment and say "I wish I said that"
DJ Gaming i wish I said that
DJ Gaming ya to this comment lol
DJ Gaming all the time 😂
DJ Gaming ugh I wish I said that😂
predictable replies
99% of the comments:
Her: "blah blah blah"
Me: "blah blah"
Her: "blah"
Me:"?"
larrissa is real you did this yourself?
asmr is so much beautiful
IKR
I usually don’t like comments, but this made me laugh
buttercuplarray eeee
Asmr darling: do you have a balanced diet?
Me: I have lettuce on my Big Macs
ASMR darling: How often do you exercise?
Me: I walk every day. To McDonald's.
"Your a healthy one!" WTF I DONT UNDERSTAND THE MEANING OF LIFE ANYMORE HALP ME PLEEEAAAZZZZEEEE!!!!
wow me to but its to DD
JDDGames#WinnZ0 well i just sit there ordering 17 pizzas every 7 minutes
JDDGames#WinnZ0 I eat candy, which is the same color as real fruit!
JDDGames#WinnZ0 You do realize that you won the internet with this comment? lol
Her: I’m just gonna touch your right ear
Me: * gets touched on left ear *
Me: ?!???
Omg literally same. And I also made a comment on this but I didn’t know there was already a comment... just letting you know I didn’t copy ❤️
Ashley Panners it’s cause she’s not professional... if you look through her eyes your left ear is going to be your right one because of mirroring
Her: Tell me about your diet
Me: just hot cheetos nothing but hot cheetos
Her: that's great
Me: holds up orange fingers
Summer Oakley But hot Cheetos are red
WeeMr.AmazingJr OMG riigggghhhhtttt
Summer Oakley IZ U TRUMP?
Summer Oakley red fingers and has another hot cheeto lover let me guess you like takis to?
Mean yassss instead of has
"Do you have any medical or family history like cancer?"
-yeah my dad died of can...
"No? Exellent"...
😂😂
😂
😂😂😂😂😂👌🏽
I'm dead😂💀
😂😂😂
"Do you smoke?"
Yes
"No? Fantastic."
Ok I guess I don't smoke.
Lmao
+Coco The Ripper She's subliminally making you quit. Like a Jedi mind trick. lol
Cured
hahahaha lml
+geeetube HAHAHAHA DUDE YOU ARE SO FUCKING EDGY. WE GET IT YOU LACK LOVE IN YOUR LIFE.
My favorite doctor is Dr.Darling!
Bjørnar Brumlebass enig med deg
NO!
Where is Dr. Phil
Mine is Dr. Madi, but Dr. Darling is OK too
Hahaha she's not a real Dr. 😂😂😂
Her: We are going to test your sight, Follow my finger
Me: what finger
Lol
Lee Sin
To busy following her eyes 💕
they still think I'm blind.......
lmao lol
Her: look at my nose
Me:I'm blind
Her:Fantastic
If the computer is well equipped a blind person could use it fairly fine.
Lmao bruhh
@@starslight
r/wooosh
(I'm sorry-)
Castrael yes!!!!!!!!!!
You don’t really seem that blind in your fortnite videos....?
I can imagine her neighbors staring at her through the window while she talks to a camera, and when she looks back at them the quickly close the curtains or blinds
Being a med student, most of this was fairly accurate. lol
skiesthelimit80 no
It was really unprofessional lol
No it wasn't. It was a bastardidation of a proper cranial nerve exam.
DolanPls Med student ego goes through the roof*
@@tylerjones8339 You are completely right. After getting your comment i decided to rewatch the video (fully this time, as last time i stopped at 10 minutes). It is definitely not a bastardization of the cranial nerve exam. It is nothing like the exam at all, this is just a video for nice sounds to the ears, and has nothing to do with any kind of cranial nerve exam.
The sole reason your ASMR videos don't put me to sleep is bc I can't stop looking at the screen
them eyes are mesmerising
+Its Fizio no hot, adorable is the perfect word
We all go like d d d d daaamn
Them dimples tho
Me I can't stop looking at the comment
Her: Do you drink regularly?
Me: I'm not old enough to drink alcohol yet
Her: ok so once or twice a week
Me:...........how did you know.........
LoneWolf 😂😂😂
LoneWolf xD
LoneWolf same answer I had to
LoneWolf lol
lmfao
"okay I'm going to touch you.."
finally
Deadass 😂😂
Decemberss to get my money to pay to see my friends to be oone for me I was in my room for a long way in which a man with my family and friends of friends with a few weeks and months oand to get my money to pay to see my friends to be able I love the fact is the most recent version and the first place I have no clue who I was in my room for a long way in which a man with my family and friends of mine too
Power turtle 56 what
Decemberss * Taps arm * has intense orgasm...
😂😂😂
I watch a lot of asmr. I keep coming back to this one. There's a balance here of talking and not tslking.. my favorite RUclips for years now. Ty for a great effort.
Her: how often do you exercise?
Me: Never. I hate motion. I'm even laying in bed right now. I hate putting effort into anything that doesn't need it.
Her: that's better than most people 😊
Me: Humanity is doomed
JewelV16 Lmao, genius here
THIS IS SOOOOOO MEEEEEEEEEEEE
JewelV16 why do I relate damn it
hm if you think exercising is a waste of energy then yup you're doomed lol
Taylor: Do you drink?
Me: I'm not old enough...
Taylor: Once or twice a week?
Me: DONT TELL THE COPS!!!
OH CRAP DUDE SHE KNOWS, WE GOTTA RUN, GOOOOOOOOOOO
Wait where u guys hiding?!!?? CAN I COME?!???
FBI OPEN UP
Where you hideing the stuff :/
æftœñ chapel LOL
Her: you almost got all of it you missed the last line but that's okay
Me: throws phone across the room......I got it right
I Sauce right
Same
IKR
Same lmao😹😹😹
SAME
Her: Do you have a balanced diet?
Me: Well I do try to evenly ratio out the chocolate flakes in my yogurt, so I say yeah.
Brianna me: reads this comment
The attack on titan opening theme number one starts playing
Me:OH HELL YA
I eat once every 2-3 hours if that's even
Was kinda hoping once she did the stethoscope she just said
"Just as i suspected lung cancer"
And then the video ended
Mr Handy Conservation Society omg that would be...
Mr Handy Conservation Society that wasn't part of "The Plan"
im dead
Mr Handy Conservation Society I was hoping too
Mr Handy Conservation Society ⓨⓔⓟ ⓜⓔ too
Her: do you have any health issues
Me: erectile dysfunction
Her: oh great thats good
😂
Her: Do you have any health issues
Me: STD 😔
Her: Oh great thats good
+Khalib Holdip lol
+Khalib Holdip 😂
+Houssein Zhu hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
When you finish watching asmr and switch to another channel and your ears explode
I know eh 😂
😂😂😂
Must be Canadian ^
ACCURATE
Or even worse, when a fucking ad appears between asmr videos.
Best Asmr vid I've seen in a long time, she has this down pat! This was the most believable ASMR cranial vid ever! Felt like being at a Real Dr. 👍👍👍
Her: how often do you exercise?
Me: I um, don't leave the couch
Her: trust me that's alot better then most people.
ha lol
you are awesome that's a lot better than most people lol😂
HAHAHAHAHA #DED
Do you smoke? me fucking alot she no? Fantastic
Her: Do you have any previous heart problems?
Me: yea so this one time my hear..
Her: fantastic! You are very healthy.
"Hows your diet?"
Looks down at ice cream and chocolate I'm eating
"That's good"
"how often do you exercise?"
Me: lol wats exercise
"Good, that's better than most people"
Her: do you drink regularly like one a week or twice a week
Me:no I don’t drink at all
Her: once a week or twice a week ok good
Didn’t know 14 year old could drink
Unitato Lover you can if your edgy
I saw people that drink at 12 the fact that its "forbidden" doesnt mean people dont do that
There's a difference between can and should I got drunk for the first time at 14 honestly we had a hilarious night not to encourage it or anything
Europe there is no age restriction.
Shookie Like a cookie I j
"do you have a balanced diet?"
"nope"
"okay, that's good" *smiles*
something tells me you're not a real doctor
Holy shit, I think you're right!
IMPOSTER
Hahahaha true!
You're a phony hey everybody shes a big fat phony
+Omega HD no no no no not a fat phoney, a smoking hot phoney 😏
this is my first time to watch a asmr vid and lemme tell you, from the start, ive been feeling sleepy and relaxed.
an*
So relaxing some reason.
+Kenneth Nichols same
Her: "do you have any medical history?"
Me: "I have type 1 diabetes (yup), I've had like 7 surgeries, I was dropped on my head multiple times as a baby, I have anxiety and depression which causes me to have anxiety attacks, and I don't know what exercise is."
Her: "fantastic!"
Wait, is that true? If so, sorry to hear about it.
@@grzmit3629 Yeh it's sad......
i’m a type 1 diabetic too!
No one care
Honestly me tho...
I just realized this might be the cause of my mental insanity...
Example:
While I’m playing fruit ninja...
YES DIE DIE DIE *DIE*
I love how in this video she's talking in a soft calming voice and not whispering
Darling : Tell me about your diet.
Me : I drink bleach regularly
Same
I'm a washing machine.
+HellHound same
same
SAME HERE, SAME HERE FOR FUCK'S SAKE
"Now tell me how often you exercise"
Me: "HAHA WTF IS EXERCISING"
Jacob White SAME LOL
Jacob White xD
and then she says "that's more than most people!"
than be fat and ugly rest of your life
Ya mean extrafries?
21:22 "Сука"?
LMAAAAOO
blyat lel
Ск
да ска
cyka blyat xaaxaaxaxaxa)))))))))))))))))))
i don't even know what does that means but it sounds funny
This hits different after covid19 became a thing
I know
You look like if a pixar character became real.
ikr
I sort of see what you're saying :) It's cute.
+James Just said what I though about her.
+James She puts the Darling in ASMR Darl...I see.
+James I can think of six female characters from Pixar off the top of my head and only two are human.
Gorgeous! 💋
+Chiara ASMR yes...
Are you Italian?
kledo5778 Cuban.
industriales31 I meant OP, but ok.
+kledo5778 yes I'm Italian 😊
Her: do you have a balanced diet
Me: no I eat ramen and pizza 24/7
Her: okay...okay... that's good
Hufflepuff Born i can relate to much 😂
Hufflepuff Born SAME HERE
SAME
You edgy fuckers gtfo😂
Relatable... 😂😂 ramen and pizza are life tho
Edit: 😭😭 I need to go on a diet
"Now, I'm gonna need you to breathe."
Oh yeah sorry, I was forgetting to do that.
Her:*knocks on the door*
Me: "I'm having a poo, don't come in"
Her:*comes in anyway * :/
Tana M *tmi*
Tana M 😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Tana M this is hilarious 😂😂😂
Omg i died lol
She is like a real life Disney princess
Randy Cruz Very true❤😍😘
shoutout to all the ppl not here from pewdiepie.
we the real fams
Dad?
+Proknifer Then your a racist little b**tch who needs to get off the earth
Meeeeee!!!!!
ikr
I honestly didn't know pewdiepie mentioned her until reading the comments. Even then I didn't go looking over at his channel :V
Just something about her light airy voice, really captured me in this video
Grats on the Pewds shoutout, I guess? lol
Lol ikr
lmao right, but wtf is this???
Wow BAN what are you doing here? xD
I just came from that video!! 😂
look at us , that happens when no gf....
"Now I need you to close your eyes, and inhale"
*Five Nights at Fuckboy's flashback*
Jack Cayman omg 😂😂😂
*Inhale my dong enragement child*
Her: "How often do you exercise?"
Me: "Ma'am I'm in a wheelchair "
Max Choma shhhhhhhhhh
I love how you did the stethoscope part. I don’t like how asmrists breath like that through the whole thing. And in this one it wasn’t too much or too little. It was just enough. Keep being you !! ❤️❤️
Her: do you have a balanced diet
Me: 10 deep fried mars bars and the souls of children
Her: that's good
Do you have a balanced diet.
Me- if my dad passed out from the Cocain and the moter oil fumes I can usually rip open the bin bags out back, or sometimes a cat comes close to my window.
Her- ok great, that's better than most people
"still better than most people"
Luke Redmond 😂
Luke Redmond you from Scotland
10? fucking hell i get sick after eating 2
Her: How much do you exercise
Me: Ever since pokemon go came out..... sorry im tearing up...... i got hit by a car im in a wheel chair right now i dont exercise im sorry... ;_; cries a little more
Her: That's better the most people
Wut? I couldn't hear you over the sound of no one laughing.
Best comedian...not gtfo
+Emily Ehite you are just like Alex ;)
+Emily Ehite yawn. that was shit
XD omg
her: your eyes are fantastic
me: actually my eye sight is so bad thanks very much 😂
6.2 million in 2020! You go girl
Can we all just take a second and appreciate how gorgeous she is 😍
MKZ I strongly agree
MKZ yes and I love that she is gorgeous but still quirky and fun 💜💜💜
MKZ she looks like Olivia Holt
MKZ ikr she is pretty
MKZ
Yeah
Her: make sure when you inhale it's very light and gentle, so you don't breathe in what's under your nose. That wouldn't be good!
Me: then WTF you putting under my nose?! Cyanide?!
And happiness
Jackson Lafferty bro lol 😂
Cyanide plz, just gimme all of it lol
What if she put cocaine?😅
Jackson Lafferty I love cyanide
Her: do you exercise ?
Me: nope not at all
Her: ok,that's better than most people
WHAT
Well I Pokemon go
She can't hear you
No shit.
omg thats funny but true XD
WHAT, so all this time she couldn't hear me, great.
Her with flash light
"Hi I'm Taylor and you're watching the Disney channel"
Do you excersise? Me: not at all
That is better than most people
Do you smoke? Me: 4 packs a day, and lots of crack cocaine
Fantastic!
Do you drink alcohol? Me: a whole bottle of jack Daniels a night
That is a LOT better than most people.
Général Arse Biscuités i
420th like🌿
HA lol i drink two bottles
General Leo lmao
General Leo this really made me crack up all i can say is get well soon hahahaha
Dr. Darling: Hello I'm Dr. Darling
me: Wtf get out of my room I'm playing Minecraft!!!
Lmao
HAHHAA Omfg
It's all about roblox skrub nugget
Sid 3.0 I don't get the joke
Sid 3.0 jajajajajajaj
Her: "Do you drink alcohol often? Like once or twice a week?"
Me: "HAH doc I'm not like most people. I turn up on the regular, every single god damn day of my life actually. I'm talking bars, parties, swinger functions you name it, I live a wild fucking lifestyle."
Her: "So once or twice a week?"
Me: "....yes mam, usually alone in my room with the blinds down."
ur not funny
RackyRoo 231 lol called him out
Her: I have fresh latex gloves here
Me: I’m allergic to latex
Her: I’m going to put these on
Me: iM AlLeRgiC tO lAtEX
Her: I’m going to touch you
Me: GODDAMMIT IM ALLERGIC TO
LATEX
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Bob Ross “most people” as in a minority
Cal Russell ok doctor do whatever u want
They use nitrile gloves
Oh no
Her : Do you smoke
Me : dO yOU SmOkE
Her: How often do you drink
Me : hOW oFtEn dO yOu dRInK
Valor you like 9
Valor how do u have the omega skin as ur banner but u posted this 11 months ago??????????
Was that a reference to the mocking spongebob meme?
I have 3 things to say.
1. Was I the only one that did exactly what she told to do??
2. Where did she get all this doctor stuff
3. What the heck am I watching
Willa Dove 1. Problay 2. Idk 3. Asmr atuminous sensory meridian response (I think I misspelled atuminous)
+Such an Creative Name you did it autonomus but not many people know how to spell words, or at least in Ireland they dont.
Willa Dove 1. I did lmao.
Willa Dove she might take nursing classes, when I did public school, I took health science and medical therapeutics, and in those classes, they'll give you some equipment to practice
ya'll might need to google what ASMR is.
How much do u drink?
Me: I get drunk every night
That's a lot better than most people
Me:........Really?
Yea some people drink in the day too.
This is hilarious
Marcus K haha 🤣
ninjabunny 101 ... Some? Pjhpgpfrfgug....oops drunk txt
Better=more
I was very pleased with my free examination one issue I did have was not being able to smell I hope this is not serious but I feel concerned
Coronavirus
i couldn’t taste either
What😱😱😱😱
This comment didnt age well
Her: ok, follow my finger very slowly
Me: stares at the back wall through the whole thing
Her: ok, that looks very good
SCH Action Films hahah that was funny bro i give you that