The Fast Show - Arthur Atkinson Complete Part 9
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- Опубликовано: 25 окт 2008
- confessions of a door to door cucumber salesman. more comedy genius from the fast show. arthur atkinson and tommy cockles :) wheres me washboard!! have you seen it!
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The Fast Show had so many moments of absolute genius, especially the parodies in the Arthur Atkinson sketches. Me and my generation will still be quoting The Fast Show lines when we're in a retirement home.
Are you there yet?
I like the fast show as much as the next chap but I won't have it rammed down my throat.
Ooh! Err! Sounds a bit rude!!.
It's not right!.. I've a Good mind to go over there a give her...eh!
Simon Day is a brilliant character actor, his mannerisms and facial expressions are hilarious.
I watched all the Confession films when I was a lad, and I can confirm that this is perfect. And the lovely Donna Ewin too, magic.
The best thing the Confessions films did was make me see how good Carry On is.
You are right, of course - but ‘confessions’ was topless some times. A big plus.
@@HooDatDonDar bottomless too!
Carry On tried to ape Confessions in later years...
'Jeremy, go and get the best china. We've got a guest'.
Ooooh hello duckie it’s my lucky day
Absolute quality you had to love the confessions of films,so bad they were brilliant
"Oooh, that looks warm and hairy!!" And as an added it bonus it's Donna Ewin on the doorstep. As Louis Balfour would say "Niice!"
so that's what he meant by Clam on bass
My favourite Fast Show sketch
Tommy Cockles' Golden Moments!! This clip is awesome. I won't have it rammed down my throat ROFL....
'You keep away from me, you and your kind' - haha fucking hell.
"I ain't tawkin' baht your cucumber!"
I like crumpet.
The credits are the best part. Nice to see Geoffrey Perkins with a credit.
I was just sitting thinking even the end credits are funnier than a lot of stuff today.
This is just how those Robin Askwith films were!
Perfect spoof
I can confirm the '70's were exactly like this...😅
People didn't have internet back then so had to find other ways to entertain themselves 😁
We're now going to witness a debacle!
I saw “Confessions of a Window Cleaner”. It really was this stupid, you would not believe it.
Didn’t stop me looking at the girls, though.
Fun fact: There's more films in the Confessions series than there are Back To The Futures
Bob Mortimer is one of the writers in the credits
Ooo Arthur!
Spot on. Amazing.
At least Chester Drawers didn't have to appear in THIS one with Aerthur . . .
Brilliant! So well observed 👍😄
Charlie Higson is so underrated in this sketch
Oh Arthur!
Classic - love TC.
Arthur's greatest performance for mine
Donna Ewin at 1:19.
Hello, TC here!
But thank God somebody, in the shape of M. Thatcher, came along and saved us all!
Boo!
Yay!
Love this!
missing the fast show
Anyone else notice Dave Gorman of "Dave Gorman the guy who found people called Dave Gorman" fame?
That first man the hero talked to - do you suppose he may have been a quare?
Well, if he looks like a quare, and if he talks like a quare, then I should say he probably is a quare.
@@simoncowell1029 Yes, probably a quare
@@ProjectFlashlight612 Let's ask Bunny.
I love crumpet😄
Cor blimey!! That is the best swear word ever! 😂😂
SheS A LoVelY BiT Of CrumpeT
Come On
I LiKe CrumpeT...
Yeah
Let's Go And GeT Some CrumpeT.......
feelin really raaandy!! hahahaha
The seventies , where dreams come true .
2:52 oooh arthur! LOL
Ooh, suit you sir. Suit you.
@AntiGravDisclosure I reckon he's channelling the hofmeister bear with that walk
Morris dancers in the titles 😀
A rare speaking role for the lovely Donna Ewin there.
Quality
Hehe yeah! Me and my mate have been qouting that for years. Sadly neither of us can imitate that hilarious walk of John Thompson's quite so well as he does!
What is the walk imitating? I never saw it anywhere.
@HooDatDonDar no you misunderstand me. I was saying that whilst my friend and I can quote this we neither of us can imitate the walk. I daresay though that Thomson is mimicking someone's walk he has seen, be it on TV or in real lofe
Love the music at the end. Made up for the sketch or from an actual 70s sex comedy?
It's ""Saturday Off" by Johnny Pearson, no clue if it was used in a film mind. I quite like that 70s easy listening type stuff as background music when I'm working on something, check out the album "James Last A-GoGo" if you want more of that sound.
@@CalvinsWorldNews Cheers, tbh I assumed it was made by Philip Pope purely for the sketch.
Jerry Shaggit & Stuffer. Those credits are actually better than anything Little Britain or Kevin Bishop or any of that shite could ever hope to do
The first series of Little Britain was actually very funny; sadly they dropped most of the good characters and went with the repetitive catchphrase-laden stuff instead. Denver Mills was brilliant - could have had his own spin-off series.
Absolutely. I’ve never really rated David Walliams and yet now he’s trying to become the new Roald Dhal?
I just don’t get all his hype personally 🤷♂️
I didn't know Dave Gorman wrote for the fast show.
Fucking Classic clip!! I love it!!
Incredibly, after this parody, someone actually went and made 'Sex Lives Of The Potato Men'.
+ some one okayed the funding?
I wonder if Johnny Vegas and McKenzie Crook regretted that one.
Starring Spud Murphy and Chips Rafferty .
@@stevebinning977 I genuinely think it was a money laundering scheme.
genius
I like crumpet.
Percival Pooftah
Jerry Shaggit
Candy Crumpet
Annie Knocker
etc.
Those names in the credits are just brilliant
I think they should have gone for ‘Mick Shagger’.
But, lawsuits.
CAST OFF CHARACTERS
Nobby
Arthur Atkinson
Gladys Atkinson
Percival Pooftah
Jerry Shaggit
“Stuffer”
Dame Doris Sidebottom
Candy Crumpet
Annie Knocker
Mimi Lovebutton
Shirley Angel
Young Man with the Horn
Photographer
Man at the Council
Mr. Dinkum
1st Musician
2nd Musician
Morris Dancers
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“Morris Dancers”? Did I miss something?
Like how the credits go on and on with obscure titles ( “assistant floor manager”? “Studio resources manager
“? And two of them?)
And 17 people with writing credit.
All these padded credits for a film that looks like it took about two hours to make on a fifty pound production budget.
Funny stuff.
P.S.
And the film does not seem to have actually been directed by anyone!
the rest of the credits are the credits for the whole episode
@@ghughesarch Thanks, I was wondering where the Morris Dancers were.
I think I would have noticed gaily dressed men, whacking their poles.
Not that I’m looking for them, them and their kind.
What? Why aren't the geezers wearing flares? 1973 and all that.
The LoVelY Donna EWin.....
Hello, ducky
1.27 - 1.37 class
‘I bet you could you randy git’
@DMEB quality!! Phwooooaaaarr!!
What’s a DMEB?
@2:20 the likely lads ^^
Tommy cockles legend, fine actor (3rd nazi in behind enemy lines) and encyclopedia of Old era entertainment. (Don't play cards with his wife though)
Simon Day brillant 😂
Confessions of series
Danish Blue
The innocence of the 70s
Brut
Splash it on
Absolute genius reconstruction of those tacky 70s so called Comedies... Brilliant
Arthur donated a lot of money to the Vote Leave Campaign.
Arthur Atkins is a parody of Arthur Askey..a well known British comedian of the 1940's.
Wow , who knew that . Yes , i am taking the p...
Max Miller, too.
This is one of the dampest things I’ve ever seen
That of course be campest
0:57 1:41 Lol
Brilliant parody of the Carry On films. 0:58 1:33 1:41 2:05 LOL I like the closing credits.
The “Confessions” films.
About as funny as a wet lettuce
Lettuces , cucumbers......oooohh paul , you naughty boy . I saw what you did there .
👎🏻