@@1SevenCirclesDesign Well, who needs anything other than Honeywood ? Honeywood has a Garlic Festival, a freaking Garlic Festival ! What MMORPG has ever had a Garlic Festival ? No game is complete without a Garlic Festival.
@@gerardmanvussa501 Garlic Festival was a good quest, but I got the Blacksmith's Hammer before I could deliver it. Six months into that quest and Greg is still loyally following me around
@@NickPiers It might be a horrible morality based quest where if you kill the spiders nothing happens but if you kill the puppies you get negative karma
This just… no. It actually questions my sanity. But then on the other hand, once I do complete 100% I baisically never touch the game again unless its one of these “many different outcomes” game… but then againdnskskm I just realized its all the same empty hole …🥲
2 gold says that that is why poppy was invented. To carry that heavy ass box as everyone messed up their lines. Also explains the Flamethrower and cannon modes.
@@druid_zephyrus That's plausible, but also depends if the "psycho Greg" clips are cannon, or just Greg having a mild stroke when pushed to far and hallucinating those interactions. Otherwise? Psycho Greg definitely installed that flame thrower specifically for players using the skip command to often.
@@outcast170 I choose to believe that they are canon (as we have no specific lore stating either way) but he gets hidden (from the players) patches regularly. I think the ghost in the shell Awakened Baradun, and he uses Greg's mild Awakenings as cover for his own and that is why he is _always_ coming back to Honeywood; to keep the programmers focused on this one NPC instead of himself. A la Rick and Morty with hiding the mental waves. Edit: or my DM and psychotic need for things to make sense is just finding a way for it all to work. Either way, if it gets a different explanation that would be fine. But this is my best guess. Also, I want this headcanon to expand to Rob being "The Programmer", like The One Above All, from Marvel.
If he was allowed to leave after killing the puppies but not the spiders, it's the game designers that are the real monsters. Edit - Hoooly thats a big number of likes. Don't read my profile picture, it will ruin your streak if you know what it is.
I love it. If you start from the beginning of all their shows, and come here. You can tell how much better everything gets. Costumes, sets, make up, acting, (not that it was bad before) jokes, and fight choreography
Absolutely hilarious! I've been an avid RPG player, both tabletop and in video games for over 25 years now and you guys nailed it. I'm going to watch a lot of NPC Man from now on.
no no no no no I do not want to kill these puppies must find a way out of this quest at all costs wait it was 10 spiders well some ones not very observant are they now?
@Raven4K lol u probably would have of I hadn't been so focused on the puppies, lol . I might have seen them, and my brain went ...nope back to the dogs and the drama of not being able to peace out of the quest, lol
Lol, I feel your pain. I remember when I first discovered this channel a few years ago, (damn, it was when they put their Red Dead content out so that has to be at least 2 years? I think?) And there were new videos all the time and first I only really watched Epic NPC Man and I finished that and then I started slowly branching out and discovering more of their series and then one day, I realized I had no new content except for the (nearly daily) new video and I throw on the supercuts and rewatch them all the time but man that was a sad day when I realized I was completely caught up on the collections of older videos.
Duuude the collectables one give me PTSD lol I was collecting the stones of barenziah on Skyrim and the game glitched the last one out of existence. Took me over a year to figure that out and the only reason I was able to fix it was to have my friend pull the save file onto his PC version and he command prompted the last one back so I could finish it. Until it was fixed, my friends called it the list of shame...
The fact that the game let him leave after killing the puppies instead of the spiders but counts the quest as complete seems like this is a Bethesda game...
Y'all, my lady just dumped me. And right after she hung up, this video pops up. You're saving me from some real crappy emotions right now. Thanks VLDL. You bring a ton of joy
I love how you word it like you think they actually slaughtered some puppies. On the original skit, it shows Ben playing with the puppies 2 seconds after the skit ends. He has all the puppies dogpiled on his head.
I think it let him leave because he failed the objective sorta like in Oblivion where you're sent to a womans house because of rats only to find out the rats are her pets and a mountain lion is killing them but if you kill the rats instead of the mountain lion she gets upset
Guys, I really love your videos and Sketches, they're really funny, I'm being through some bad moments and your videos make me feel a little bit better, thank you so much for these last 10 years guys!
The reputation episode is basically how most of my TTRPG campaigns go when I run them. You'd be surprised how many people don't comprehend the whole action -> consequence thing.
I mean, games spent decades teaching us to pilfer from everyone's homes without remorse; then, they decided to give honesty a go; but only in certain spaces and only with certain NPCs. (We still get to kill bad guys and pilfer from their lairs, after all.)
"This is Honeywood. My favourite town in the game." Clearly Ben's player never bought the Dead Frost DLC, otherwise he'd know the best town in Azerim is Rimming.
@Nero did nothing wrong! It was a limited time event for April's last year. Eating it could change your character sex or skin for 4 jour in-game (10 chance out of 100).
I love how the "record scratch" sound effect in the puppy sketch still has meaning in a world of streaming music. I know Vinyl still exists but ..its still cool.
Imagine a time 50 years from now; the record scratch is still used as a "non sequitur" transition, and no one remembers the name of the effect. Actually, though, records are still used and probably will never fully disappear, just like wind-up watches.
16:40 ohhhh, he’s saying “you’re gonna get WRECKED and I’m gonna let it happen…” had to listen a few times but I DEFINITELY misheard that at first haha
As a hobby animator on Blender, I can totally imagine a thousand scenarios where I would just quit and make the son just a downscaled version of the father
I have to say, I feel satisfied seeing the fruit merchant getting revenge against the guy who made him destitute and then stole his stuff. It truly does put a smile on my face !!! xD
After watching this series I've concluded Eugene's Honeywood quests are the most difficult NPC quests in SkyCraft....they require some kind of patience....and mental fortitude....yep....
I just realized that Epic NPC Man is like Toy Story, but for video game characters. I'm not saying it's bad, I'm saying I'm having so much fun watching, and helping me with my depression. haha
Honestly the "vermin" quest where you choose between killing the Puppies or spiders. It feels like a Fable quest if I ever saw one.
yep fable 2 intro mission vibes
yup its on fable!!
if you help the guards or help the bandits for killing the merchants!!
@@bannedfor30daysonfacebook41 sounds like fun, really gotta get done with fable 1 then.
It makes me wonder how evil the game developers are if they actually put that mechanic in the game….
@@gabesarti7184 those things never up to developers. they just write code on tasks
I can't wait to play this game. The graphics are amazing.
Right where are they in the development of this game?
I can't decide whether to get this or Elder Scrolls 6. They come out about the same time.
@@claycollins9852you should definitely get Skycraft, although everything outside of Honey wood is still in beta
@@1SevenCirclesDesign Well, who needs anything other than Honeywood ? Honeywood has a Garlic Festival, a freaking Garlic Festival ! What MMORPG has ever had a Garlic Festival ? No game is complete without a Garlic Festival.
@@gerardmanvussa501 Garlic Festival was a good quest, but I got the Blacksmith's Hammer before I could deliver it. Six months into that quest and Greg is still loyally following me around
I like how you can literally see the spiders crawling on the wall when he’s conflicted about killing the puppies thinking that they are the “vermin”
lol nice I watched this episode 3 times now and I had never realized the spiders are actually there.
Tbh, i had to watch it a second time to spot the spiders!!!
The puppies are far more obvious than the spiders
Which begs the question how he was able to leave the house, since he didn't actually complete the quest's task.
@@NickPiers It might be a horrible morality based quest where if you kill the spiders nothing happens but if you kill the puppies you get negative karma
I am amazed on how good the acting in these series is. It's just unbelievable, really.
and now a love song skips through it all cause she just wants the gold from her sugar daddy
Im from the future, this is one year later - Trust me. It gets better
@@martinwinther6013 haha, true
00:00 Creepy Kids
01:44 Collectables
04:33 Connection
07:17 Puppies
10:28 Tag Along
13:21 Cutscene vs Gameplay
15:24 Reputation
17:54 Gathering Gold
20:53 Kind Words
25:05 Beatdown
Cool
Thank you. I cannot stomach "Puppies" today.
Thank you Adventurer.
If Greg returned from Tag Along......Bodger would be running to hide behind the City Guards!
Bens courage is amazing - being able to subdue his humanity long enough to kill those vermin terrorizing his Spiders
What a hero
🕷️🕷️🕷️ > 🐶🐶🐶
Lol
Underrated forsure😂
Its simple, he became the idf.
Oh my gosh I love Fred 🤣🤣🤣
**With murder in his eyes** "Want some fruit??"
are you playing with creepy kids again?🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Super funny
I love how all the npcs are gaining sentience and becoming self-awear
Adam is such an adorable and completly normal child
Eugene's kid will forever give me nightmares
Yes all human children look like this.
Yes, he is 100% not cursed.
Say's the one pretended to be a video game character.
@@darixenous_shadowscale How does that change anything , and i'm not pretending , i just named my avatar that way
"Fresh Nay-nays!"
So good to see Hamish raging
We need more of this with other NPCs
I've started saying "Keep walking unless you're hungry" it confuses people but I enjoy it.
He finally comes out on top.
No whips just nay nays. Fresh ones
@@xxxJ30Nxxx I hadnt noticed, but now...... Its all i look at in that sketch...his fresh nay nay
that feeling about finishing the game then feeling empty, hit me right in the feels.
And this is why I don't 100%. Last quest to 100 is always a pointless collection you put off until then because pointless
This just… no. It actually questions my sanity. But then on the other hand, once I do complete 100% I baisically never touch the game again unless its one of these “many different outcomes” game… but then againdnskskm I just realized its all the same empty hole …🥲
yeap.when u finishing someting good its owys sad
“How adventurers have helped you find your sheep who’ve run amuck!!?” The sassy head bob killed me LMAO
" oh you sheep loosing MF'ER! SEE IF I CATCH AAAAAAANNNNNNNNNYYYYY MORE OF YO SHEEP!*snap snap neck roll*
*amok
Complete with the accusatory finger waggle. It’s perfect.
I believe it when Greg says "you'll get yours". You can see that look in his eyes.
"Nod if you understand"
she's a bit mad at the shop keep to just walk up to him and punch him in the face like that you know🤣🤣
Greg would be a serious BEAST after hauling that garlic harvest for miles. That was surely Bodger's real plan, just to get Greg ripped.
2 gold says that that is why poppy was invented. To carry that heavy ass box as everyone messed up their lines.
Also explains the Flamethrower and cannon modes.
They need to do a montage, like the 'Wheel of Pain' in the original Conan the Barbarian. 💪
@@druid_zephyrus That's plausible, but also depends if the "psycho Greg" clips are cannon, or just Greg having a mild stroke when pushed to far and hallucinating those interactions. Otherwise? Psycho Greg definitely installed that flame thrower specifically for players using the skip command to often.
@@outcast170 I choose to believe that they are canon (as we have no specific lore stating either way) but he gets hidden (from the players) patches regularly.
I think the ghost in the shell Awakened Baradun, and he uses Greg's mild Awakenings as cover for his own and that is why he is _always_ coming back to Honeywood; to keep the programmers focused on this one NPC instead of himself.
A la Rick and Morty with hiding the mental waves.
Edit: or my DM and psychotic need for things to make sense is just finding a way for it all to work. Either way, if it gets a different explanation that would be fine. But this is my best guess.
Also, I want this headcanon to expand to Rob being "The Programmer", like The One Above All, from Marvel.
That skit with Hamish is just pure gold!
Its good to see him take the upper hand.
🖕I am sorry for being so mean to you over the past decodes lets just be friend little one🖕 oh wait where did that come from get down there finger
13:36 ok so no one’s gonna talk about that AWESOME fight choreography that Ben just did? BECAUSE IT WAS SO GOOD.😲✨
It was OK at best.
@@TheSolarCobalt 🤓
@@TheSolarCobalt For the budget they were working with, it was VERY impressive. If you disagree, I look forward to your rendition of the scene.👌
Isnt he a martial artist
If he was allowed to leave after killing the puppies but not the spiders, it's the game designers that are the real monsters.
Edit - Hoooly thats a big number of likes. Don't read my profile picture, it will ruin your streak if you know what it is.
True
Maybe he used AOE and it killed the spiders inadvertently
@@bradeki2997 what does AOE mean?
@@nancynurzubesuch13 Area Of Effect - Meaning an ability that affects multiple targets within a specified area
@@nancynurzubesuch13 bb.
I love it. If you start from the beginning of all their shows, and come here. You can tell how much better everything gets. Costumes, sets, make up, acting, (not that it was bad before) jokes, and fight choreography
Right?!
I just need to address something....the faces Alan makes in the Relationship skit are literally the best!!
Would absolutely get a “Fresh Nay-nays!” shirt lol
I would so get one
I love how every time something bad happens to Greg/Allen, he gets the exact same "are you fucking kidding me?" look on his face 😆
When I see Alan act it brings me to Paul Bettany and the movie A Knights Tale for some reason.
@@nafets87 I know right it's almost like they're the same person
"KEEP WALKING UNLESS YOU'RE HUNGRY!"
Wanna use that in D&D.
I’m curious to how heavy that garlic carrier was for Allen to hold during tag along skit. He sounded like he was struggling a bit lol.
It was so fucking heavy apparently lol, he was apparently not v happy when people messed up their lines
@@Lol-zw8ks I wouldn’t blame him lol, I could tell it was a struggle.
They did a behind the scenes of that part. Very very heavy and uncomfortable.
The irony is that it would have been somewhat more comfortable if he had used the crate's handles.
@@chrismaverick9828 ah yes, the handles on the ends? about 2 metres away from each other?
"I'm level 60, i've fought armies of orks"
"Ok, fine. But did you ever wonder why the orks never attacked honeywood directly?"
Orcs
@cupid idk of u
@cupid bru
@@Arandomguyontheinterwebs It's actually arks
Orcs
Absolutely hilarious! I've been an avid RPG player, both tabletop and in video games for over 25 years now and you guys nailed it. I'm going to watch a lot of NPC Man from now on.
The High Sorcerer Baradun part was simply the best, Adam killed it.
he's monster killing those poor poor puppies🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Portal awaaaaaaay
Really a fan of Ben getting the finger going with his, "how many adventurers have helped you catch your sheep that have run amok"
I love how she just can't stop attacking npc's🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Never have i ever thought I'd hear someone aggressively say "fresh nay-nays" before, and now i am complete
does that mean you can die happy?
I can't get over how luscious the grass looks in these videos.
Gotta love NZ
I love the puppy skit, but the last one was the funniest one I've seen so far .
no no no no no I do not want to kill these puppies must find a way out of this quest at all costs
wait it was 10 spiders well some ones not very observant are they now?
For Puppies, it would have been nice to connect it to all the "skip" skits they had done. Still, it was hilarious, they perform so well.
@Raven4K
To be honest I was so focused on the puppies that I missed the spiders for almost all of the skit .
The adorable little pups suckered me in.
@@sarahbell8886 I saw them at first with the first showing of the puppies then the spiders disappear and then he kills the puppies which is so sad
@Raven4K lol u probably would have of I hadn't been so focused on the puppies, lol . I might have seen them, and my brain went ...nope back to the dogs and the drama of not being able to peace out of the quest, lol
I was so excited for this supercut, then realized I've already seen every single one of these sketches..... Lol
Oh well..... ROUND 2! GO!!!!!
Lol, I feel your pain. I remember when I first discovered this channel a few years ago, (damn, it was when they put their Red Dead content out so that has to be at least 2 years? I think?) And there were new videos all the time and first I only really watched Epic NPC Man and I finished that and then I started slowly branching out and discovering more of their series and then one day, I realized I had no new content except for the (nearly daily) new video and I throw on the supercuts and rewatch them all the time but man that was a sad day when I realized I was completely caught up on the collections of older videos.
Round 100😂for me I love them ❤
I'm here for the comments now
Those are rookie rounds kiddo. I must have watched all of these skits(especially the old ones) like 20-40 times now.
Duuude the collectables one give me PTSD lol I was collecting the stones of barenziah on Skyrim and the game glitched the last one out of existence. Took me over a year to figure that out and the only reason I was able to fix it was to have my friend pull the save file onto his PC version and he command prompted the last one back so I could finish it. Until it was fixed, my friends called it the list of shame...
Why in gods name would you collect the stones of barenziah.
@@stevefilms1997 I was bored one day and decided to 100% the thieves guild lol
Just the content I need whilst rustling up my breakfast. Nice one boysssss
The fact that the game let him leave after killing the puppies instead of the spiders but counts the quest as complete seems like this is a Bethesda game...
Hamish doing his thing, we need more Hamish in these.
Yes, Hamish is sooooo good!!
I have to keep reminding myself that all those puppies will respawn and Eugene never has to know...
Eugene might never know but Ben will never forget
the fruit seller is that one retired adventurer that you see in literally every video game.
Imagine what he'd be like if he didn't take an arrow to the knee
But you become a guard if you took an arrow to knee.
I think Honeywood is so peaceful because it’s entirely populated by absolute beast lords of combat who’ve retired to a quiet life.
That's why when you fuck with the NPCs they burn you the fuck down.
"I have a bucket". Reminds me of the first time I got off the boat in Morrowind and stole all the forks and plates.
good times good times then🤣🤣🤣then you figured out how worthless they were and set your sights on more valuable items after that
@@raven4k998 Like that golden plate on the shelf.
@@dobrowolsk what golden plate on what shelf and it's GONE!!!!!🤣😂🤣
Y'all, my lady just dumped me. And right after she hung up, this video pops up. You're saving me from some real crappy emotions right now. Thanks VLDL. You bring a ton of joy
This video's only 27 minutes. Go check out their other longer compilation. Feel better mate!
watch some funny videos, get in the gym. Don't take her back. She'll regret her decision when. Chad and Tyrone throw her to the streets.
No matter how many times I see it, I love the little hop they do when they equip something.
The signature cry is just so EPIC 😂
stuff of nightmares
"keep walking unless you're hungry!" with Fred the humble fruit merchant on a t-shirt, please!
I watch these so often one of my cats comes over when he hears yalls voices through the speakers lmao; here's to many more seasons of shenanigans
I never thought "Fresh nay nays" could be such a terrifyingly threatening line.
What are Nay Nays tho?
@@killtie15 bananas
@@bradeki2997 Thank you, kind adventurer! That be a New Zealand thing?
Thanks for reminding me with the thumbnail of the grotesque monster that was the "Adam child". I totally didn't need to sleep anymore this year 😂
I love how the game counted the puppies as "vermin"
His wide range swings hit the spiders simultaneously
The darkest skit from E.NPC.M so far :(
F’d up karma system that’s for sure 😂😂😂
I love how you word it like you think they actually slaughtered some puppies. On the original skit, it shows Ben playing with the puppies 2 seconds after the skit ends. He has all the puppies dogpiled on his head.
I think it let him leave because he failed the objective sorta like in Oblivion where you're sent to a womans house because of rats only to find out the rats are her pets and a mountain lion is killing them but if you kill the rats instead of the mountain lion she gets upset
Guys, I really love your videos and Sketches, they're really funny, I'm being through some bad moments and your videos make me feel a little bit better, thank you so much for these last 10 years guys!
Hope things get better Andrés, stay strong
12:34 I love how while brodger is taking his time talking to the adventurer he glances over towards greg because he did this knowingly
With a threatening Demeanor and crazy look he's says "fresh nay nays" 🍌✨️
this is heart breaking I'm the victim here🤣🤣🤣
I thought John wick would be waiting outside after the puppies got killed.
you gotta love how he misses the spider's and focus's on the puppies like they are vermin🤣🤣🤣
24:48
My favourite part of this entire season.
This was definitely one of the best seasons of Epic NPC Man.
The reputation episode is basically how most of my TTRPG campaigns go when I run them. You'd be surprised how many people don't comprehend the whole action -> consequence thing.
I mean, games spent decades teaching us to pilfer from everyone's homes without remorse; then, they decided to give honesty a go; but only in certain spaces and only with certain NPCs. (We still get to kill bad guys and pilfer from their lairs, after all.)
1:32 man that cry just never gets old :D
yeah lol
"This is Honeywood. My favourite town in the game."
Clearly Ben's player never bought the Dead Frost DLC, otherwise he'd know the best town in Azerim is Rimming.
After the Halloween update Darkwood is the best town.
Lmfao.
Ooooooh Rimming. Such a loooong and haaaaard journey to get in there.
@Nero did nothing wrong! It was a limited time event for April's last year. Eating it could change your character sex or skin for 4 jour in-game (10 chance out of 100).
This is by far my absolute favorite channel on YT. The talent displayed with production value wins it for me.
I love how the "record scratch" sound effect in the puppy sketch still has meaning in a world of streaming music. I know Vinyl still exists but ..its still cool.
Some things will always be used.
Imagine a time 50 years from now; the record scratch is still used as a "non sequitur" transition, and no one remembers the name of the effect.
Actually, though, records are still used and probably will never fully disappear, just like wind-up watches.
25:05 There should be a thing where ur a wandering npc, with quests, and shops. But if you hit em and threaten. He will one shot u.
Skyrim?
season 30! keep it up guys, thanks so much for the hard work
Half an hour of pure joy!
So the end where Alan talks about merch made me think y'all should make like a "magic potions" soda/bev hahahah
pulls out giant sword and one shot kills you
This supercuts are the best way to rewatch all the sketches!
The flipping Greg the garlic farmer off gag made me laugh very deeply!!! "Oh how long was that there?"
16:40 ohhhh, he’s saying “you’re gonna get WRECKED and I’m gonna let it happen…” had to listen a few times but I DEFINITELY misheard that at first haha
Yeah, those 100% moments, and finishing quest, are not a "sence of accomplishment", in the end its just a relief that its over.
OMG.. those puppies just melt your heart.
its 5am and im enjoying this new supercut with some cheddar scallop potatoes
"Kind Words" is my new favorite skit 😂👌👏 and high sorcerer Baradun is my favorite character ❤️
17:50 , I think Brit genuinely likes chaos. You can't fake an evil grin that well! 😂
I just realized that most npc’s in the town start with the same letter
Greg the Garlic farmer
Bodger the blacksmith
Fred the fruit merchant
Love that Fred FINALLY gets some retribution against those nasty players. 😃
You guys are such a refreshement! We love you!
Kudos guys. My god you keep rocking it. I'm loving it so much, thanks for brightening our days
Boy... I love your sketches guys ... Keep on the good work... Brit is beautiful as always
Attacking Fred the fruit guy and he pulls out the giant sword. This honestly makes me crack up every time I watch it!!
This " MOI ?! " at 22min05 is delightful for a french guy like myself haha
Thanks guys for all the laughs
I love this series it has better editing than most movies these days
So funny hearing Adam, Ben , and Rowan trying to do their American accents... Alan is great at it, except for a few words
When the fruit vendor is secretly Kratos 😂🤣😂🤣
Something I don't see anyone talking about is how good the VLDL boys have gotten at swordplay, it's genuinely amazing
As a hobby animator on Blender, I can totally imagine a thousand scenarios where I would just quit and make the son just a downscaled version of the father
27:19 "...You want some fruit?" - extraordinarly funny moment! Great acting skills of all the team members in general!
I love it the one thing i dont get is how the adventurer escaped the house without killing "10 spiders" :D love the content
I have to say, I feel satisfied seeing the fruit merchant getting revenge against the guy who made him destitute and then stole his stuff. It truly does put a smile on my face !!! xD
Anyone else notice the spider moving at 9:24 on the wall?
12:34 Bodger side eyeing Greg. He definitely new what he was doing. Gold.
When he threw out "fresh nay nays" I was dying laughing.
The skit with the goblins was so spot on as far as npc designs go lmao.. "protect me!"
lol 15:44 Britt's so pleased with herself
Baradoon's Quest: Ask Garlic Farmer What He Knows About the High Sorcerer.
(Baradoon portals to Honeywood to watch)
"Reputation" actually made me feel rage, like, god it is annoying when newbies do that.
"Keep walking unless you are hungry" Dude that was the nail on the coffin, I'm dying xD
After watching this series I've concluded Eugene's Honeywood quests are the most difficult NPC quests in SkyCraft....they require some kind of patience....and mental fortitude....yep....
I just realized that Epic NPC Man is like Toy Story, but for video game characters. I'm not saying it's bad, I'm saying I'm having so much fun watching, and helping me with my depression. haha
Why would killing the puppies finish the quest? Apparently the game makers also considered the puppies vermin. 😂
haha, I was wondering the same thing.
No more puppies to save -> Quest over!
27:04 Always loved how fast Hamish goes from sad-disappointed to "die motherf*cker"
Now we need a Greg's Route movie about his journey for miles and miles to find Bodger's grandfather's hammer!
Lmao the way Greg gaslights Ben and Adam when he's caught is absolutely priceless.
eugene's cry gonna be my new ringtone lol way too hilarious
22:06 that squeaky “moi?” Was perfect 😭