At the gym: Person: what type of music do you listen to when working out? Me: Its not really music... Person: Really? I listen to everything, dance, rap, rock, country. Really anything. Me: it’s not really any of that Person: well... then what is it? Me: ...(clears throat) To Quote!
This is why I love the orks. They are so over the top and despite being extremely brutal and violent, they come off as comical and hilarious while also bringing a madmax aesthetic to their war gear. Not to mention the fact that in the grim darkness of the 41st millennium they are the only guys actually having fun. I love these guys!!!
This is the Orkiest weapon out there tbh, a vaccum cleaner strapped onto a teleporter of sorts xD. Sucks in snots to make them warp jump into designated places. xD .
I had a dream that The Imperium landed on our planet, revealed that we were not the actual Terra, merely a forgotten colony, and had been lost in the bureaucracy a mere 5 thousand years ago. We were now responsible for a backlog of contributions in soldiers and materiel. A small, deep and broken part of my mind did not think this was a nightmare.
While I'm consistently swayed to the more ethereal and majestic Aeldari, I must admit that you've hit the nail on the head when you mentioned that the Orks are just great fun. I love watching them (or, more accurately, the mouth open reactions from their opponents) tear up everything believed to be possible without even realising that what they're doing *can't* be done! 😁
Baldermort, this video is the hardest I have laughed at anything in a decade. I had to watch it multiple times before I could sit through the entire thing.
Baldermort my friend all your ork videos are absolutely top class. I loved your first one (which got me hooked to your channel) and I loved this one just as well, especially the intro. Keep these videos coming. I can already see just how fast your channel is growing and its a visual testament to the quality of your content
Oh. come on. White Scars? Word Bearers? Dark Angels? They were bloody difficult to do right. I can;t believe you are choosing Shokk Attakk gunz. :) Might have to do a poll. Best video of the first 6 months. Hmmmm. Sounds like a poll to me. :)
@@Baldermort I Think they are all great. I really like the audio drama's you make in the intro. I just like this one the most because of the humor. 2 thing I really like about your lore video's is the end when you go off script as you did with the ork intro video Rogal Dorn Act 3 and the dark Angels.
But is he from HyGorkia or HyMorkia? Gotta ask the serious questions, when we give thanks to the wonderful Mr Howard and his Hyborian age chronicles. This did make me smile as my Conan Chronicles sits next to my desk.
Lol I hear your voice /narration and want immediately go to bed and listen to it like a good night story and falling gently asleep while dreaming of PURGING THE MUTANT, KILLING THE HERETIC AND XENOS!
Has the fluff ever addressed what effect this thing has on daemon engines without living crew? The snotlings could just boringly get jammed in the machinery or the weapon magazines, but they might arrive inside the ritually sealed containment vessel where the daemon is bound (probably in non-material form)...
Given the nature of the weapon the wormhole would probably release the bound daemon but send it back into the warp since the beam would go right through it. Or it would blow up akin to tossing a portable hole into a bag of holding, messy and all over the place
I always appreciate how Baldermort closes with “Dear Gentle listeners” makes me feel appreciated 😆 which means a lot in these solitary days and times. Thanks for the fun tales Baldermort! I genuinely smile hearing the impressions you do 😂
Laughed my ass off at the sheer Orkiness of this video... Great work as always... I remember having to buy bases of Snotlins to use as ammo! 2nd Edition oh how I loved you!
I sport 3 Shokk Attack Guns in all of my ork lists. Da souped up Shokka took out an entire Aeldari airwing with the f*ckin thing. S12 (both times) and high shots for both. 2 explosions and he quit hahahaha WAAAAAAAAGG!!!
ROFLMFA!!! Oh, Oh, Man...that was the most hilarious....yet insidious thing I ever heard...the narrator really sold this for me. Great sounding voice actor. With that said. All praise to Gork and Mork for the shokk attack gun!! WAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!
Ork tek is truly beyond my understanding. But maybe that's the key? Turn off your brain and let Gork and Mork sort it out? Fantastic and hilarious video, keep it up Baldermort!
I too had my older brother use that gun against me I didn't fear it right away I heard a bit about it but didn't worry too much at the time but then my Riptide got destroyed and I knew just how powerful they can be.
Brother, thanks for sharing our battle report story. Indeed, underestimated once but never again. I love these units. To Baldemort, fantastic video. Very entertaining and fitting for a wargear of the caliber. We'll get you an Ork army yet.
Baldermort's Guide to Warhammer I know, just thrilled seeing more of my favorite RUclipsr. :) (The reference was awesome, good Sir. Haven’t visited that particular theme in years.)
@@Baldermort Oh manliest of manly voices of the hobby, how do you see the "power level" of the custodes? there seems to be a rather large divergence in the lore. sometimes they die by the scores and other times they seem almost like primarchs (at least named caracters)
I dont know about this recounting of these.....xenos... but the story telling and recounting is exceptional to say the least Just as always brother. Well done... make sure the Inquisition doesn't catch wind of these.... docuvids.
Truly, the Orks have mastered war, not even their smallest, runt-iest, stinkiest and most fragile are left outta da foight, its roight proppa, oiz kan only ahdd dat deyz shud yuze sum squiggiez nex toime. tuudel-ooh!
@@Baldermort If I had a good 3D printer I would like to do Free Booters and make a munch of customer ship parts. But I have so many armies a head of me to build first!
I have now listened to this playlist 3 times, since the day after the Blood Angles Civil War episode. I need more Kronan. Kronan needs to go looking for the Better Fights. More Tyranids would be great, especially if you add the Snake Bites in, with their Monsta Huntaz, and Beastsnaggaz. Maybe Kronan can figure out a way to present the Waaagh Power into the Synapse Network of a Hive Fleet Tendril.
The other factions are for when you want a dedicated, serious story and campaign predicated all on the goal of victory. Da Boyz arr fer wen ya wanna smash sum teef out n haf fun doin it! Ya don gotta win, but itz betta wen ya do.
i didn't need these images in my head i would rather be taken by the dark eldar with express interest of them having found new exotic kinky play they want to try out.
"He was about to . . . think." Classic. :)
LOL! The old ones are the best ones I guess. :)
Lol this made me burst out laughing.
Datz Unorky dat iz. Must be kunnin’ up a Morky fight.
The cornerstone of all tactical thought:
*Da hatz*
Da' Finkin' Kap.
A cornerstone relic of Ork warbands.
One must always be brutally kunnin'...
Or is it kunnin'ly brutal?
At the gym:
Person: what type of music do you listen to when working out?
Me: Its not really music...
Person: Really? I listen to everything, dance, rap, rock, country. Really anything.
Me: it’s not really any of that
Person: well... then what is it?
Me: ...(clears throat) To Quote!
Lockout76 awwww thank you. :). Hope it helps the workout. :).
Eli Gutman glad to hear it brother. :).
This is why I love the orks. They are so over the top and despite being extremely brutal and violent, they come off as comical and hilarious while also bringing a madmax aesthetic to their war gear. Not to mention the fact that in the grim darkness of the 41st millennium they are the only guys actually having fun. I love these guys!!!
This is the Orkiest weapon out there tbh, a vaccum cleaner strapped onto a teleporter of sorts xD. Sucks in snots to make them warp jump into designated places. xD .
Exactly. Other than da choppa. :)
"Der trick iz, yous gots ter stick'um wid da pointiest bits o' da choppa"
- Cronan der Destroya, Tactician
Mega Trubaduren you know the legend of Kronan? Excellent. ;! Lol. :).
I had a dream that The Imperium landed on our planet, revealed that we were not the actual Terra, merely a forgotten colony, and had been lost in the bureaucracy a mere 5 thousand years ago. We were now responsible for a backlog of contributions in soldiers and materiel. A small, deep and broken part of my mind did not think this was a nightmare.
Well we would be a whole planet without psykers? Maybe a whole planet of Nulls?! 😱 Than this would be awsome.
@@manfredgesink8514 A planet of nulls? the exterminatus button has never been smashed as hard before
As a ork player, and after seeing that gun for the first time, i said to myself; "Tis is Bootiful!"
Thomas Spettel because it is. It is. :).
The Orks start thinking. The end is upon us, brothers.
While I'm consistently swayed to the more ethereal and majestic Aeldari, I must admit that you've hit the nail on the head when you mentioned that the Orks are just great fun. I love watching them (or, more accurately, the mouth open reactions from their opponents) tear up everything believed to be possible without even realising that what they're doing *can't* be done! 😁
Ethan Kristopher-Hartley impossible decision to make. Eldar or Orks. Only way to win? Both!!!!!! ;:).
Between Cronan and Orkimedes, Baldermort comes up with the best Ork characters. Love to hear more about them!
Orkimedes is real
He is ghazghkulls favorite mekboy
@@lucasbeck1391 Oh that's awesome!!!
Death by snotling discharge... -shudder-
What an entertaining video! Keep up the good work!
Thank you brother Ash. :)
>Ork begins to think
Oh fuck, oh god.
If I wasn't already human, being an Ork would be the best alternative.
Baldermort, this video is the hardest I have laughed at anything in a decade. I had to watch it multiple times before I could sit through the entire thing.
Da Thinkin' hurtz da orkz hats
Should paint 'em red. Den deyz dont have ta do it so long 'cuz dey tink faster!
*Mushrooming intensifies*
I get all glassy eyed thinking about the terminator that calmly bites the head off the invading snotling on the damage chart
kaptaintripps Lol!!!! True. :).
“3 options now remain for your fate”
Kreig crews: pull out hand grenades “actually 4”
The most unimaginable thing a Ork has ever done is not build a ramshakled warp capeable ship... it was to sit down and think.
Brilliant stuff! Shokk Attack Gun has to be one of the most entertaining and brutal weapons in the 40k universe.
Thanks for making this buddy. 🙂
6+ Stevo phew. Glad you enjoyed it. :). :). I’m off my game so was not sure. :).
Baldermort my friend all your ork videos are absolutely top class. I loved your first one (which got me hooked to your channel) and I loved this one just as well, especially the intro. Keep these videos coming. I can already see just how fast your channel is growing and its a visual testament to the quality of your content
Adepta Sororitas: I used my faith to heal my burns through my faith in the emperor!
Mekboi: hold my shroombeer...
This is definitely one of your best Audio drama's to date.
And you already made really good ones to. They just getting better and better.
Oh. come on. White Scars? Word Bearers? Dark Angels? They were bloody difficult to do right. I can;t believe you are choosing Shokk Attakk gunz. :)
Might have to do a poll. Best video of the first 6 months. Hmmmm. Sounds like a poll to me. :)
@@Baldermort I Think they are all great. I really like the audio drama's you make in the intro. I just like this one the most because of the humor. 2 thing I really like about your lore video's is the end when you go off script as you did with the ork intro video Rogal Dorn Act 3 and the dark Angels.
But is he from HyGorkia or HyMorkia? Gotta ask the serious questions, when we give thanks to the wonderful Mr Howard and his Hyborian age chronicles. This did make me smile as my Conan Chronicles sits next to my desk.
Lol I hear your voice /narration and want immediately go to bed and listen to it like a good night story and falling gently asleep while dreaming of PURGING THE MUTANT, KILLING THE HERETIC AND XENOS!
LOL! Nunnite then, :)
I loved your Conan intro. I could hear the voice of Mako in my head.
I totally agree with the end message!
"Warhammer is about fun" truer words has rarely been spoken!
that intro gave me chills. LOVE YOUR VIDS MAN
Thank you for listening brother Jones. :)
Has the fluff ever addressed what effect this thing has on daemon engines without living crew? The snotlings could just boringly get jammed in the machinery or the weapon magazines, but they might arrive inside the ritually sealed containment vessel where the daemon is bound (probably in non-material form)...
Andi Lucas lol! Good question. I would err on the side of the chaos engine just getting a free meal to power it up. :).
Given the nature of the weapon the wormhole would probably release the bound daemon but send it back into the warp since the beam would go right through it. Or it would blow up akin to tossing a portable hole into a bag of holding, messy and all over the place
I loved this weapon since I first laid eyes on it! I sat and wondered if it could be used to travel the warp.
I always appreciate how Baldermort closes with “Dear Gentle listeners” makes me feel appreciated 😆 which means a lot in these solitary days and times.
Thanks for the fun tales Baldermort! I genuinely smile hearing the impressions you do 😂
Laughed my ass off at the sheer Orkiness of this video... Great work as always...
I remember having to buy bases of Snotlins to use as ammo! 2nd Edition oh how I loved you!
He find spot
He wear Grot
Most importantly
He make Kunnin Plot
Gotta be one of the best weapons in all of 40k. Love the madness of it, the Shokk Attack Gun just feels so orky.
Wonderful, isn;t'it? :) Got to love da orks. :)
@@Baldermort I do love da orks, my first army will always be my favorite.
Dat gun iz da Logiztikz, but whea is da Dakka? Oy ya Grotz n Snotz, put dem ammo beltz on!
I sport 3 Shokk Attack Guns in all of my ork lists. Da souped up Shokka took out an entire Aeldari airwing with the f*ckin thing. S12 (both times) and high shots for both. 2 explosions and he quit hahahaha WAAAAAAAAGG!!!
Brother Gimli lol!!!! Fine battle brother. Eldar flyers. Shudders. But then, I do play eldar. Still funny. :).
"Your face i torn off by the crazed midgets" hahahhaha
Oh yeeeaaaahhhhh!!! Right on time because work just started lol
Thank you for the meal, Lord Baldermort.
Baldermort! You just keep pushing my love for Warhammer higher and higher!
Its why we exist, brother Cloete. :)
Vandals have attacked the National Origami Museum in Tokyo.
We'll keep you updated as the story unfolds.
😂🥁
"When my older sibling explained it to me, I nearly had an accident" -indeed, haha.
The box artwork for this unit is hilarious. The poor gretchin or snotling trying to claw the ground to avoid being sucked into the gun.
You have to admire ork's cunnin... they do fund ways to make life in the grim dark universe frighteningly funny
Definitely want to see you running WAAGH!!! Orkimedes in one of your future battle reports.
It is my Firm belief that Orks are the true protagonists of the setting, and will save the galaxy from both Chaos and Tyranids
Fair. I'm on board with that one. : )
Absolutely.
I love this weapon disgustingly brutal and simply cutting and its design and use
Kronan is an instant classic!
ROFLMFA!!! Oh, Oh, Man...that was the most hilarious....yet insidious thing I ever heard...the narrator really sold this for me. Great sounding voice actor. With that said. All praise to Gork and Mork for the shokk attack gun!! WAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!
I love that you bring the humour out of this game, as so few people do.
Lol so its all about hats. Awesome video boldemort
My two favorite things Conan the barbarian, and orks! You are a man of high culture sir!
"that thing doesn't obey the laws of physics at all!!" -- Guardsman Parker
"Ya already did th' brutal fing. Now time to try th' cunnin' fing as well" had me in stitches man.
Ork tek is truly beyond my understanding. But maybe that's the key? Turn off your brain and let Gork and Mork sort it out?
Fantastic and hilarious video, keep it up Baldermort!
I too had my older brother use that gun against me I didn't fear it right away I heard a bit about it but didn't worry too much at the time but then my Riptide got destroyed and I knew just how powerful they can be.
Brother, thanks for sharing our battle report story. Indeed, underestimated once but never again. I love these units.
To Baldemort, fantastic video. Very entertaining and fitting for a wargear of the caliber. We'll get you an Ork army yet.
Another great video
Keep it up brother and you will get the views you so obviously deserve.
That opening. LMAO. Inatant like on that bit alone.
Kronan! What is best in life? To destroy your enemies, see them driven before you and hear the lamentation of their women!
TWO Baldermort videos in two days? Is it my birthday?! 😁
NO. Friday night was veeeeery late. :) :) :)
Baldermort's Guide to Warhammer I know, just thrilled seeing more of my favorite RUclipsr. :)
(The reference was awesome, good Sir. Haven’t visited that particular theme in years.)
Love the intro of conan!!!! Awesome
Am halfway trough the video, great stuff as always!
Thank you brother King. :)
@@Baldermort Oh manliest of manly voices of the hobby, how do you see the "power level" of the custodes? there seems to be a rather large divergence in the lore. sometimes they die by the scores and other times they seem almost like primarchs (at least named caracters)
Another excellent and highly amusing video, good sir.
AgentA1cr thank you, brother. :).
Ugghh that poor, poor marine in that terminator....
Thanks for the scene stuck in my mind's eye. 😁
Rogorn Dal had to share Rogal. :) :).
eegh this is the part of the lore I could do without.
airsoftwhermatch then just ignore it. Easy. ;).
You're content is just to good Baldermort! Please link the patron!
Jerry Maes it’s in the main screen for the channel. As an icon in the picture. I am useless at hot links. Sorry. :( :(.
Thanks for playlisting the character arcs - it's binge time.
cunnin is wearin hatz. mind blown. but dats ok hatz gunna keep in da gubbins so youl be fine. reeeeeal cunnin boss
Wear a red hat and be cunning faster. No one will be cunning as quickly as you! 😁
Oh, never give a Ork a commissar's hat. For it is proven that a commissar hats make you extra cunning.
God damn I love the Orks.... your stories are so good 😂
I now have the image of a looted Landraider, driving because enough orks inside is shouting: "Wroom, wroom!" And belive it to work. :-D
Awesome intro, I've always thought that was the coolest intro for any movie.
One of my favorite HQs for orkz. IT LETTS YOUZ PUT THOSE GITZ TO USE GRABBIN THE FLASHY BITZ
Just fantastic aren;t they? I may get one anyway - army or no. :_)
So much personality so much fun to roll
@@Baldermort with new PA rules on the horizon for the orkz. NO BETTA TIME TO GET STUKK IN WID DA LADZ
I dont know about this recounting of these.....xenos... but the story telling and recounting is exceptional to say the least
Just as always brother. Well done... make sure the Inquisition doesn't catch wind of these.... docuvids.
This is why I love the orks lore
I just found this channel. You missed your calling as a audiobook narrator. This is fantastic.
Brilliant work
Truly, the Orks have mastered war, not even their smallest, runt-iest, stinkiest and most fragile are left outta da foight, its roight proppa, oiz kan only ahdd dat deyz shud yuze sum squiggiez nex toime. tuudel-ooh!
brother mort would give my right arm to have read Conan also u do great ork lore
Uncivilized tribes have better manners than civilised ones, never know who will smash your head over a insult
-conan comic
It is also in the novell. ;-)
Ah yes, the weapon Nurgle WISHES he could replicate...
I have a friend that plays orcs and he loves fielding this weapon to my dismay..
This was a fantastic video! If you did do an ork army what clan would you go with?
Bohdan Bilas I honestly don’t know. But maybe one day I will. ;). I’ll just have to work harder. ;) b
@@Baldermort If I had a good 3D printer I would like to do Free Booters and make a munch of customer ship parts. But I have so many armies a head of me to build first!
@@kaydars That is true, however did you see the Delorean speedster?
More ork lore please !
Coming soon, brother, coming soon. :)
@@Baldermort ME AND MY BOYZ CAN'T WAIT!!! WAAAAAGGGHH!!!
Today on "40k Theories": Could Commissar Yarrick wield a shokk attak gun to BLAM conscripts (and orks)?
A thinking ork .... is a dangerous ork lol
Awesome stuff mate
ah. i do like me some shokk attack gun, boss
A man of taste and refinement, :)
Best gun in the game, I always take 2. Everyone remembers the first time their shiny new over powered unit is blown off the board
1st video about Da Boiz!!!
Second! :)
Brilliant. Subbed.
Brings a new meaning to 'live ammo'...
The story at the beginning had me dead I was laughing so hard
Keep em coming
Doing my best. :)
I'm loving the funky ork attack song lol
Back here after many years. Best Ork Boss on the intertubes.
I have now listened to this playlist 3 times, since the day after the Blood Angles Civil War episode. I need more Kronan. Kronan needs to go looking for the Better Fights. More Tyranids would be great, especially if you add the Snake Bites in, with their Monsta Huntaz, and Beastsnaggaz.
Maybe Kronan can figure out a way to present the Waaagh Power into the Synapse Network of a Hive Fleet Tendril.
Hats = Cunning!!! Genius straight from da bozz!!!
In the wise words of Kaptain Bluddflagg-
"I like yer hat, by da way."
Those were fun campaigns in Retribution, great co-op
The other factions are for when you want a dedicated, serious story and campaign predicated all on the goal of victory. Da Boyz arr fer wen ya wanna smash sum teef out n haf fun doin it! Ya don gotta win, but itz betta wen ya do.
i didn't need these images in my head i would rather be taken by the dark eldar with express interest of them having found new exotic kinky play they want to try out.
Sorry. Had to share, brother Folkvar. :)