RESIDENT EVIL VILLAGE SONG by JT Music - "Tall Woman" (Lady Dimitrescu Song)
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RESIDENT EVIL VILLAGE SONG by JT Music - "Tall Woman" (Lady Dimitrescu Song)
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"It's not a sexual thing!!! It's a *power* thing!!!"
Mark definitly has to listen to this song
"Yep...my hands still borked."
You say that but really you ever heard of a simp
@@averagedaviddube omg! 😂
Markiplier has a second account?
Even JT Music has been smitten by the Tall Lady.
"Ah, I see you're a man of culture as well"
lol
in deed they are in the culture
Lol
Hell right.
its ok were all degenerates here
The developers: For the last time, this is a *horror* game.
The internet: Tall hot lady game.
The developers: Tall hot lady game?
Internet: *DID I STUTTER?*
Honestly re7 was better in my opinion in scares and in gun play
Then after they're like: DONNA BENEVIENTO AND ANGIE
The internet: Wait, when did Resident Evil become a horror game?
@@Kaitlyn-rf9kj when i played it i actually did forget it was a horror game cuz of tall woman
Instead of "The internet", it should be "Markiplier" 😄 🤣 😂
First 4 lines: Most likely actually accurate to Ethan's character and story at this point.
The rest of the song: The fandom
Would Ethan think of us?
@@gamerstheater1187
I'm pretty sure he would be disgusted by us. Probably kill us as well.
@@PodreyJenkin138 baby jigsaw puzzle
@@oliviatilleman8055 cursed
This be da truth.
We’re supposed to be finding our daughter and most of us are over here are like “Oh no hope I don’t break my bones and have a big thic lady come and step on me” or something 😂
Oh yea the wife got brutally murdered by bullets BUT DAAAAAMN THAT TALL WOMAN AND HER MOMMY MILKERS
@@theemperorcat9832 It do be like that though 😂
“Why have her step on me?...
When I can just bury my face in those big, plump, round, juicy chee-“ 🤤
“What?” 🤨
“... I wasn’t finished, dammit!”👿
@@mosesa.weaver3058 Pft- it would be like though she’s just standing there and we’re just praying for something to happen 😂
This comment reminds me of
"All you wanna do" from Six the Musical
I love how it switches from really poetic lyrics to just "sit on me tall lady"
All the simps
truly the voice of the people
Lady Dimitrescu is the definition of new culture
@@unchartedraider7547 yeahhhhhh
about the amount of time it takes for the blood to go...somewhere else
RE7: We discovered fear
RE8: We discovered culture
Ah, Romania...... Tasty Cuisine, even Tastier Womans.
"Behold! Our newest horror game antagonist!"
"But are you sure this will scare the player?"
"Scare?"
what scare?
It will arouse some feelings in the player for sure.
She's kinda the antagonist you run from but secretly wish would catch up to you
Do you think she'll scare the players?
The players?
She'll give Markiplier wet dreams
@@Spiralredd There's a really funny skit about that in the Angry Joe review of the game-- they dressed a guy up as Dimitresc and another guy giggling, running away, and looking back xD
This is absolutely the Lady Dimitrescu lovers club theme song
Hahahahaha im like what your saying
I'm liking what I see indeed
Is that a real club?....
@@obadijahparks no but it could be
I'm more for the witch sisters than Lady D
When a thirst parody has better lyrics and heart than 90% of love songs on the radio.
I would imaged Mark sing to this
@@haislynmargaret8124 I can too
100% accurate! Lol
For real 😂
I know it's depressing.
Bruh they need to make a heisenberg rap and call it “Lycans and Gentlemen”
Y E S
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE OR I NEED A SONG TO SIMP OVER HIM. EITHER ONE.
THIS
Hell yeah the metal lord needs a rap song too!
Thank y’all for the likes and comments I hope they make a heisenberg rap or at least a village rap soon
As a very tall woman at 6’2, this game has finally created the tall girl revolution I’ve been looking for 😭 to all you boys who called me Sasquatch in middle school, who’s laughing now?!?
hahaha damn
shush sasquatch
@@MrMug-vj1up found the guy with short man syndrome. 😆
Sit on me sasquatch...pls...
I'm 6'4". I got "Jolly Green Giant" a lot.
Don't let this absolute banger of a song distract you from the fact that this just just a well orchestrated simp anthem.
Yes but reasonable simping
🤣
And that's supposed to be a bad thing?...
@@nexus9487 you give her your life support, you get eye candy
that's not reasonable, and i'm someone who accepts simping as it's nature, but this isn't nature, in fact, it's the direct opposite of nature
Super inteligent mincraft player= SIMP
Creators of the game: So, she's a 9'6 vampire, who would stab you with her nails and then drink your blood until she kills you-
The fandom: Hehe, tall boobie lady
The creators: But she is evil-
She could and would kill you-
The fandom: Tall boobie lady
Idk why, but if you read it in a squeeky/quick voice.... well just try I guess
Funnesiet pt for me is that she dies early in the game 🤣like the first real big boss that dies first ....yet she steals the whole game
Why Quad Maire Voice is in my Head while reading This?!?!
The capcom knew exactly what they were doing, they even sponsored a video for someone calculating how much a person would be damaged if dimitrescu stepped on them
Shes not a vampire she just has to drink blood / eat flesh to regulate blood flow
From a “Shadow of Myself” to “Tall Woman”, Ethan has gone on quite the ride emotionally speaking lol. Looking forward to the next song.
Shadow of myself legit captured the dark tone of resident evil 7 and that is one game that is legit horrifying
I'm convinced that it's physically impossible for JT to make a bad song, even the shitposts are bangers.
The only thing shit about this is the views. This should be WAYYY more popular
yea not even anti simps cant ignore that this is a banger
this song is the definition of "i'm looking respectfully"
Markiplier??
@@cheradinecrump6953 maybe???
@simp siiiiimp
Unless.........
I lied. I'm looking disrespectfully
Lady Dimitrescu- "I'll gut you for what you've done here, but I'll keep you alive so you can watch yourself bleed out."
Everyone- "Yes mommy!"
Me:Wtf
@@user-wq6kz9py2x It's basically how people reacted to the announcement.
Want to leave a like, but I don't want to ruin that number lol
@@user-wq6kz9py2x i would say the same thing
Me: shoots her in the face and runs.
Aight, now I wanna hear one about Karl Heisenberg, cause if he ain’t my favorite villain I don’t know who is.
I actually find Heisenberg super attractive
He’s not even a villain, he wants the same thing you want just the fact that Ethan wants to be a €unt and not let his daughter use her powers to kill her, personally I would’ve joined with heisenberg to kill her because then not only would Ethan have gone down much more peacefully and most likely in his loved ones arms but also heisenberg would also owe the winters family a huge debt for freeing him of her and most likely help them out whenever needed
"lycans and gentlemen"
@@LordSauron22 resident evil.... we got tall vampire mommy, shy goth gf, kind small bf, and magnet daddy
@@felixargyle3194 As much as Heisenberg has an excellent point in saying that they should work together to take down Miranda as a common enemy rather than just fight each other and waste time/resources...Ethan also had a point in saying Rose was just a baby, not an actual weapon (at least at the time), and as such trying to actually "use her to grind Miranda into paste" doesn't really work from a practical standpoint (even putting aside the ethical dilemma). This isn't like how it was with Eveline, who was raised to be a living bioweapon with the advantage of accelerated aging, multiple scientist staff members, and a handler to bridge the gap, this is a kid raised as a (until now) totally normal-seeming human baby. How do you expect a 6-month-old to weaponise the Megamycyte to help kill Miranda when she can barely comprehend enough adult English to know to try to eat mushy peas off a spoon for breakfast? I get that Ethan refusing Heisenberg's deal wasn't really in his best interest since they had a common enemy, but I'm still scratching my head in trying to get how Heisenberg thought they could somehow use Rose to actually help kill Miranda off. He doesn't go into an actual explanation of how to potentially use her abilities, so if even if we only go by Ethan's viewpoint Heisenberg's idea of using Rose doesn't really make sense and just seems out of left field.
This dude just made simping sound badass.
The power of JT music
BRO I THOUGHT THIS WAS GONNA BE A MEME SONG BUT THIS IS ACTUALLY FIRE GOD FUCKIN DAMN
IKR
Lol
Both. Both is good
IKR
Why can’t it be both?
"She's tall... and kills people"
"Hmmmm.... tall, you say"
You forgot Thicc chief
Selective hearing at it's finest.
"Ye-yeah but she ki-"
Nah I've heard enough. I'm interested
And thicc
A tall, thicc, sadistic woman that we all simp for
Imagine if Ethan actually started a Band.😂😂
Ethan - Lead Guitarist & Lead Vocalist
Heisenberg - Bass & Backup Vocals
Chris Redfield - Drums
Moreau - Special & Practical Effects
Duke - Manager.
That's how Village should've ended
I love how every one love Miss D but she got killed off so quick in game... Ehhhhhh... Love is a struggle
I have my hopes on a DLC.
I honestly think the game devs tried to make a seductive look and it got out of control
Well, that IS a vampire trope, they just hit a very odd sweet spot in collective consciousness with her, as opposed to her daughters.
They wanted the player to not wanna kill her while knowing they had to in order to progress. Lmfao
They knew exactly what they were doing, they sponsored a video of someone calculated how much a person would be damaged if she stepped on them
@@slythewolf123 wait, really?
@@justinweber4977 yeah just search up "what would happen if resident evil's tall lady stepped on you" it was sponsored by capcom. I think at least, they knew exactly what they were doing when they designed her
Ok who's gonna let Markiplier know he needs to listen to this? It's practically his theme song.
I sent a copy on his comment section. I hope he sees it xD
Short man and tall woman 😂😂😂
also jack cuz he smol
@@NathanJamesJerritze I think everyone's "smol" when it comes to her. XD
@@YaoiAngel00 true
"a lot of people love her" is an understatement
spotify recommended this song to me. i cannot escape tall mama
Oh no?
This whole character is gonna cause a tall waifu revolution
Aw now that's EXACTLY what I want!!
Good we are all tired of short girls favored by everyone (I'm tall)
THAT'S WHAT WE WANT 💕
Attack on Waifus XD
@@windows-kx1of short waifu best waifu
I can hear Markiplier singing this banger and simping for Lady D hahaha
I can only hope that it finds its way to his ears. xD So much simping.
XD
YES! Also nice profile ;)
same with jacksepticye
I would pay to have him do a cover of this song. 😄
It's so bizarre and impressive that this is the same singer and artist who did "Hello and Goodbye" for Hello Neighbour.
Got an awesome talent there.
Also, absolutely glorious lyrics and captures our simping for Lady D all too well. Adore the "I would never try to objectify, but you're a 10 and you got the gentlemen in line" is absolute art.
This song is such a bop and the poetic verses really got me hooked
I wasn't even a minute into the song and I liked it right away just like Nightmares never end.
Same
Same
Same XP
Same😁
@rickthebox You need a covid test
Imagine Ethan winters outside her balcony window with a full band singing this song to whoo her for a secret romance ending.
I’m hoping no modders see this and actually consider it
That would be lowkey awesome.
@@DreamCatcherNightcore *Slowly starts coding*
@@trashmammal9430 how long for it to finish?
@@trashmammal9430 ok you heretic off in front of a salamander you go
I cant decide if I love the way they combine hilarious concepts with great music or hate that I cant just put it in a normal playlist that people in my car might hear. seriously though, awesome music as always and damn funny to boot
Love how JT is literally one of the best lyricists out there when it comes to rap.
Literally everyone: *discussing Tall Vampire Waifu in some form or another*
Me: *can't stop imagining Alex Mercer and Lady Dimitrescu as the ultimate claw cannibal team*
She’s the muscle Alex calls in when he needs help. Tall and buxom, but she’ll fuckin’ roll ya up like a joint and smoke ya
@@TheCorrodedManI imagine Alex Mercer just, turns into Ethan.
IVE BEEN THINKING ABOUT THAT THOSE DAYS DAMN, i listened to prototype 1 ost too damn. good game.
Huge respect for the Prototypes reference thank you
@@TheCorrodedMan Pretty sure Alex is more of a muscle. And atleast he's a rather very stable Infected.
"A short man, tall woman"
Jacksepticeye: You're not the only one who was the first one.
Damn you just roasted a Gaelic Gladiator and got away with it
This is the song the objectifies those woman that go "TaLl MeN gOoD, sHoRt MeN BaD".
@@mickeymousewithouttheclubh6584
Do you know what "objectify" means?
Ya he is 5.8
@@leevi6678 the garlic gladiator
Memes aside and all, this song is actually insanely good.
Ethan:I just what find rose
Players: TALL LaDY HoT
Ethan: WTH
Lady Dimitrescu: *exists*
Edwardian-focused historic seamstresses and tailors: Oh yeah. It's time to shine.
A song about needing to be stepped on
and I fully support this message
Nice very well hidden pun there
Multiversal fact of the day:
There's an alternate universe where Lady Dimitrescu is a male and this song is called "Tall Man"
as a guy with a tall girlfriend, i can deeply appreciate this song
JT: "If looks could kill, she's a murderer"
Me: Wait until he hears she's *actually* a murderer
Wait until SHE hears this song and commits yet another murder.
@@darklord884 I had to think about this for a second ngl
The fact that that part played at the same time I read this
Id let her kill me god damn
@@darklord884 I'm fine with her killing me, really.
Lady Dimitrescu: you killed my daughters and now i will kill you. But how ?
Ethan: sings this song
Lady Dimitrescu: ok Death by SNU-SNU than.
SNU SNU
Lmao I’ll trade places for kip the
Dig a tunnel?
if i was ethan- and i sang that song- id run afterwards
I am okay with that. XD
Miranda: new plan. Seduce em
Dimitrescu: .... You gotta be fucking kidding me
DAMN THAT GUITAR AND DAMN THAT CATCHY CHORUS! I cannot stop
"Baby drain me dry"
Yesss.
Giggity
Oh god please
And on the latest episode of “Internet, Why Are You So Thirsty?”
LMAO
"because...uh.....horno?" **CORRECT!**
I mean...9'6"
@@lynxstar987 you make a compelling argument
You saw her, right??
" you're the vampire but you got me thirstin"🤣
Okay, but now I need a Heisenburg song. Cause I can't be the only one who thought Bi-panic during the conversation between him and Ethan.
This song has no right being so damn catchy 😂
Lately they’ve been at their best when writing meme songs, and I am totally here for it.
this slaps way harder then it should
for real though
This song slapped harder than my dad's belt.
fax
it slaps harder then my dad
But not harder than Lady Dimitrescu
Love the southern esc energy they went with for this song
Please tell me someone sent this to Markiplier and it's now his new theme song or something. Lol
1st time I heard this I actually thought someone had written a song about Markiplier's undying devotion and respect for Lady D.
Then I saw the likes and comment section.... It is a great song though.
It’s confirmed, Jt machinima likes tall women with mommy milkers😂
Its canon to Jt Music lore.
We all do
@@warfang67-PS5 i mean, yea
AYO
Who isn't simping for her?
“With her skin tight silk stilted in stilettos, crimson lips glisten in the shadows”
I love this line.
I have a blood fetish so lady d and her daughters are my fictional crushes
lyrics:
My hardened heart is frozen, weathered one too many winters
I no more smell the roses, I woke to watch 'em wither
I'm mister optimistic, but I'm missing my missus
So now I feel my ringless fingers reaching for my mistress
I'm afflicted with a wicked disease which I never wish to be rid of
This addiction got me stricken to my
Knees with obsession yet I've never felt bigger
Once bitten, you're smitten
No kiddin' no way I'll leave unless I'm leaving with her
Is the magic real? Are we a package deal?
Slap a stamp on it, 'cause they gonna ship us honey I
I would never try to objectify
But you're a ten, and you got the gentlemen in line
What I lack in size, I can catch in eyes
So my lady claim your five foot seven prize, I'm a
Short man, tall woman
Hot damn, good-lookin'
I can't stand, I'm shooken
Lord help, I'm hooked because I'm
A short man, tall woman
All glam, full bosom
Yes ma'am, your cushion
Was meant for all my pushin'
Don't ever let her catch you with your guard down
You can bet she'll get your heart and have it carved out
With her skin tight silk stilted in stilettos
Crimson lips glisten in the shadows
Covered in curves, and she don't cut shallow
Got her talons in deep, keep your eyes up, fellows
Bear your fangs, baby drain me dry
I won't even try to run away 'cause I'm your
Short man, tall woman
Hot damn, good-lookin'
I can't stand, I'm shooken
Lord help, I'm hooked because I'm
A short man, tall woman
All glam, full bosom
Yes ma'am, your cushion
Was meant for all my pushin'
Watch her hair blow back as the wind just billows
Wrapped in satin are them massive pillows
No man in the Village ain't heard of her
If a Look Could Kill, she's a murderer
Think I'm hidin'? Nah, I'm really lurkin'
You're the vampire, but you got me thirstin'
So thick, let me be your feeder
Girl please turn me, I'll be your
Short man, tall woman
Hot damn, good-lookin'
I can't stand, I'm shooken
Lord help, I'm hooked because I'm
A short man, tall woman
All glam, full bosom
Yes ma'am, your cushion
Was meant for all my pushin'
ARIGATOU
Этот риф, этот вокал... Как всегда, все на высоте
'' Think I'm hiding? Nah, I'm really Lurkin''
Best paroles of this song
Literally everyone
Your the vampire but you got me thirstin
Yet you secretly wish she would find you
this was hilarious but also just a really good song lmao
True
@Justice Murray-Young if he commented that means he saw it already
Agreed 😆
That’s a fact
I can’t go a day without listening to this song and outdeviled
Ethan really singing about cheating on his wife. You know, after all he's been through, don't blame him.
This entire song ist just "staring respectfully 👀"
Loving this game and loving this song 🔥
:0
Hi.
Hello
Love you songs ChewieCatt
floofie
Being a 5’3 man this feels like my anthem and I am all here for it. Need me a tall woman in my life.
5'3 gang here
I'm two inches shorter than you and I'm still growing
5'1
LMAOO SAME
As a 5'7 15 yearold boy i am in a similar boat
A tribute that perfectly captures the vampiric thirst for Lady Dimitrescu. 👏👏👏
Such a fantastic rock song even without the context of the RE VIII & its characters.
I love this so much.
This is the woman who has awakened more things inside of me than I thought was possible
Ethan: I want a woman who is tall, beautiful, great sense of style and can kill with question.......
Lady Dimitrescu: *blows a kiss and winks at him* Hello Ethan!~
Ethan: *points his gun and pulls out a knife* NO!!!
Alcina: *IM LITERALLY THE WOMAN YOU'RE ASKING FOR!!!*
Ethan: nevermind short woman who is tall beautiful,great sense of style and can kill without question.
His song slaps so hard and it's fitting for the whole vibe for the game
And the amount of simping is just right ~
No ,cause you dont understand how MUCH I'M IN LOVE WITH THIS AHHHHHH not me simpin' respectfully-
It's about the Power of the Song🤣🤣
It's about the POWER.....
*cough cough*....
Or maybe not 😗... 😂
Lady Dimitrescu: *legit trying to murder me*
Me: *too busy admiring her*
Yes
Big booba lady
Trans pfp trans pfp eeeeee sibliiinnggg
haha its hard to play with just ome hand
JT: *Makes song for Atlas.*
Me: I won’t hear another song for a villain I will ever like more.
JT: You sure about that?
Mr. X Rap: Am I joke to you?
Sorry for the dislike it was a mistake
I declare this the anthem for men with tall girlfriends.
Sometimes I feel like 90% of RE8 players only play the game for this and this alone.
I watched the game be played by someone then bought the game just so I could do her area. Im extremely bad at horror games and end up never beating them because while I love watching them be played Im a coward when Im in control. I did end up getting to the mines though so while I bought it for her I continued playing.
Just came off the game to have a rest and this song is ready..... Well I guess its back to the village for me
Here's an alternate ending: [Spoilers, obviously.]
Defeating Dimitrescu as his human self, she teaches Ethan how to use his powers. He believes they are from her bite, not knowing the truth. Riding in on her as a Dragon, with her daughters at his side as well, Ethan manipulates his mold into steel and becomes a Knight in shining armour, regrowing his fingers in metal, slaying Miranda.
Duuuuude!!! That would be so dope!!
I'm tempted to make that into a story in the future, may I use it? I'll give you credit, of course :D
@@natralskitsophrenia8465 I already wrote it. Nonetheless, have a go at the concept!
@@wilderbeast9368 Yo, can you post it somewhere and toss me a link? I'd read it in a heartbeat. XD
HELL Y E S
@@wilderbeast9368 link por favor
this is straight up an 80s hair metal rock song and i love it.
I like it how just from such a poetic lyrics to straight up aggressively simping on the booba lady
“Weathered one to many “Winters” The double entagres are great in this
"I no more smell the roses, i woke to watch them wither" Ethan's daughter is named rose.
Internet: Goes crazy after a tall women is revealed
JT Music: The meme songs shall flow!
Me doing my absolute best to take this game seriously, meanwhile this song comes outx describing exactly what everyone thinks when playing it
Okay, relistening to this makes me want a song for each of the villains of RE8
"GUYS ITS NOT A SEXUAL THING ITS ABOUT POWER"
That's what they all say 🤣🤣
Morgan Freemans voice narrates: "It was both" xD
Nobody:
Hisoka stans:
That’s some respectable power
Yeah. The power of sex appeal.
I love this song so much. This song explains everyone's feelings for her.
Not me; I'm ace and am attracted to no one! 😇
@@princessthyemis Ditto! I don't really understand everyone's obsession with this character, but the song is still pretty hilarious.
@@zacharygilmore1075 OH MY GOSH A FELLOW ACE!!!!! YAAAAAAY!!!!!!!! 🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩 I'm so happy right now!!!!!!!!
I like how when it started it was looking like a rustic rock rap but when he said “my ring less finger” I knew were it was going.
We all know this song is really markipliers last thoughts as he waited in the Lady's room.
I feel like 60% of all the people that played RE:Village would sing this song proudly on a discord channel specifically for people who want to sing this song proudly without being judged
I'd go to the channel and listen. Sounds like a good time.
YUP
This is a banger, I just wish there was a wlw version for all us short ladies thirsting after her :C
Your pfp I can’t
Yes 😶.....
Your avatar is amazing 👏😍💖❤💕
As a 5'7 man, I feel honored to be a prize
Dang, 57 gonna be my new lucky number-
RE series tries to make a scary enemy
The community: "STEP ON ME TALL LADY"
"If looks could kill she'd be a murderer."
A perfect line, expressing all the complexity of the community's view of the Lady, mainly that they tend to forget she's a dark blood-fed creature that *will* kill you if she's in the mood.
Markiplier needs to see this lol
Dont forget JT this lady dimitrescu is temporary but remember Doom is ETERNAL
a song about simping on lady D?
IM INTO THIS!
Why did I know this song would be such a banger because it was about Mama Dimistrescu
I'm waiting for a Heisenberg rap
As a 5'4 man, I approve of this message
"Think I'm hiding? No I'm really lurking" That line cannot been more true and accurate