Imagine being Garrett Hill, thinking you got away with this, and ten years later a man who wears vintage Batman tees and top hats randomly exposes your treachery
18:34 he says he knocks the wind out of himself. If you watch the full clip this is a BLATANT LIE. He immediately screams, gets up without any difficulty and focuses his board within 10 seconds of the initial slam. No way you could scream with the wind knocked out of you and no way you could immediately push yourself off the ground and break your skateboard with bruised ribs
I think this particular lie has some plausible deniability. I used take slams and say I had the wind knocked out of me, but this was before i ACTUALLY had a slam that knocked the wind out of me. For the longest time I thought it was just an expression for a hard fall until i felt the actual sensation. Seems unlikely that a pro skater wouldn't have known this, but its possible. But given all the evidence in the video its hard to not see it as a tower of lies
@@rambam791 Yeah like I said it think it is unlikely. But I made it to 15 before it happened to me believe it or not. Until then I really thought it just meant a hard fall lol
@@jackynimbleyeh he should have lost those lids half a mile back in the McDonald’s car park the way they were strategically placed on to flip off by the wind during the fall 😂
To hell with Glen Greenwald! These are the issues that redraw world maps, cause democracies to crumble and weaken US military forces worldwide, lmao!!!
Because who knew it would become this huge. And plus if he admits it's staged then nobody cares about it and it doesn't become viral and then he doesn't get the attention and the views and the "fame" that it brings. Just like what if the hawk tuah girl and if her thing was staged. Her "fame" wouldn't have happened.
This is peak gifted hater content. Thanks for this video. Also some friends in Australia made some kind of coffee slam related merch when this first came out and got cease and desisted 😂
“Hey man, I’m doing a coffee run, want anything?” - “YES! I’d like a hot coffee from McDonald’s, and a cold brew from Starbuck’s.“ “ Wait, what? I’m not going to two separate places. “ ^ the only reasonable response to such an absurd (and demanding) request.
I’ve been pretty stressed out with work and the kids and what not lately, but seeing your graph on how the physics of a plastic fork would react with a skateboard had me absolutely rolling. Thanks gifted hater
I mean you don't even need to test it empirically. A plastic fork will not stop a skateboard; it isn't the right shape and it slides or gets knocked away way too easily
In an era where most journalism is just people reading tweets from celebrities and politicians, Joa is getting his hands dirty creating investigative reports. This is Pulitzer Prize level stuff.
@@Mocroskate GH is the equivalent of a 10 year old that gets mad at a magician for not revealing his trick, it’s not that serious you just fell for a stupid prank.
Dude, this was enlightening haha. I kind of never questioned or thought about the clip just kinda laughed at it. Now that you gathered all the details…I’m pissed hahaha this dude Garrett is a nut job.
here's a crucial point you missed when you were talking about his stupid gear, how he put on all these accessories to make the explosion bigger: when the fuck has garret hill ever worn shades or a headband? back when I first saw this clip I didn't even realize it was him. watch any part, any footage of his. NEVER ONCE wore anything except butt-ugly shirts and an assortment of nasty, colored skinny jeans. yet the ONLY time we EVER see him wearing accessories, it's in a clip where he slams and everything falls off.
he rode for ashbury at the time, did wear sunglasses alot in interviews and such.. sunglasses is pretty normal to be fair, dont know about the headband tho
I don't understand why they ever lied about it. Just admitting to it being a skit would still have made it somewhat funny, as most casual people seeing it wouldn't question it anyways. Such an odd hill to die on, lmao. I agree though, probably snowballed and started making money so he felt like he can't go back on it now.
Dunno man…Hater went in hard on Cariuma and now Mike V’s on Cariuma. No way is this some kind of “coincidence”. This has all been planned, years and years in the making
duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude for real i made it through swooshy pants D3's everyone rolling their pants to capris but that tho like wtf only thing that comes close is those aholes that wear all white gtfo
my favourite words used in this vid were: "narrative", "visual confirmation", "representations of his deceit". Joah, u and your friends are legends for your honest work.
You are the official lorekeeper of the kingdom and it is imperative you never stop doing what you're doing. Maybe your best work yet. Legitimately love you Joa.
Another inconsistency, he slammed on his right hand side, and in the nine club he says "I had bruised ribs for a couple of weeks" pointing to the left side of his ribcage 🤨
Bro not saying you are wrong and not onto something....but I had one of my kidneys removed because of cancer....and I have no idea which one it was anymore. I always say a different side because idk. The scar is straight across on my stomach because they reached in and moved everything around in there and so it's not like there's a scar on my left or rignt side to know.
And so I think something like dropping coffee and the instances surrounding it like what side he fell on is easy to forget. Just like I have a scar on one of my eyebrows and I don't know what side it's on unless I'm looking in the mirror. And how I got that scar is way more memorable of a situation than dropping coffee. I remember that situation but not which eyebrow area that the scar is on.
Lol you're right.. Like what if his name isn't Garrett it's Carl and he doesn't have a brother named Gantry, just a sister he murdered named Rebecca... RIP Rebecca
In the screen grab of the free frame with the water at 24:44 you can CLEARLY see half of a McDonalds yellow arch M logo on the water cup. 100% water cup from McD’s
I just sat here in silence for 48 mins locked the fucked in, my wife asked me what i was watching, i said a documentary
REAL
Thank you for shopping at the Documentary Store.
I said I was watching adult videos as that’s less embarrassing
Ahahah
@@OhDeeDoubleU LMAOO
Imagine being Garrett Hill, thinking you got away with this, and ten years later a man who wears vintage Batman tees and top hats randomly exposes your treachery
@@Goldmasterflexx 🥲
Superhero shit... 😎 like when batman grew up.
😂😂😂
Garrett in damage control mode
@@gunpla_sk8 bless his poor soul
hating on a guy that doesn't matter for something over a decade ago is top tier hater shit.
😄
And that’s why we’re all haters and he’s a “gifted” hater
i mean hes hating on Garrett's made up story
profiting off of a lie is something that should matter lmao
Why is everything considered “hating” now. He’s just exposing someone’s silly lie lmao
normal people-the coffee slam is fake
the unemployed- its not even coffee
😂😂😂
Bump
hahahaha
How do you know?
this is the pettiest shit i've ever seen and i've never been prouder to be a sub.
So glad Trump won. All you beta boys are hurt.
hot coffee doesn't melt steel beams
LOLLLL
311 never happened
Garrett Hill made money off the Iraq war.
@jmarvosa6x3 so amber is not the color of your energy then?
Garrett’s last name is actually Silverstein too 🤔
This is the most important video in skateboarding history.
the reverberations of this will be felt for many years to come...
Joa for HOTY
This. Not Coffee Slam. GH's breakdown
This is Coffee Gate!
Truth
Garret gonna do a tyshawn n go back to get the slam properly
@@96bck 🤣😂🤣
😂😂😂
hes probably gonna call Joa racist against former goths
My goodness bro you took me out with this comment 😂
Loollll
This really is a certified unemployment banger
WAIT A SECOND. THIS DUDE LIED ABOUT COFFE BUT IS TRUSTED AS AN OLYMPIC JUDGE...WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE
i mean hes a skater they commit
If Gifted goes quiet, Big Skateboard finally got him
Yeah, but capital B ‘Big skateboard’ is already turning into big. Which are always the better times IMO.
Gifted hater is not suicidal
bro remembered his main channel password
😅
Reset*
the Patreon is barely active as well
@@driedmango1914 looks like i got out at a good time
Gotta join Patreon he upload there now
After he focused his board he probably had to go straight to the skateboard store.
and to the griptape store afterwards
@@cabaistethen he had to go to the hardware store
Dont forget the bearing ball store
Don’t forget the riser pad 2 store
Back to the jerk store
whenever someone asks you about the reenactment you have to lie about it for exactly 10 years now LMFAO this video is amazing
Fellow hater
Stories do slightly change over ten years. Don't mean you are lying .
Make the YSL judge appearance happen Ninja, it would complete my skate youtube dream ❤
18:34 he says he knocks the wind out of himself. If you watch the full clip this is a BLATANT LIE. He immediately screams, gets up without any difficulty and focuses his board within 10 seconds of the initial slam. No way you could scream with the wind knocked out of you and no way you could immediately push yourself off the ground and break your skateboard with bruised ribs
I think this particular lie has some plausible deniability. I used take slams and say I had the wind knocked out of me, but this was before i ACTUALLY had a slam that knocked the wind out of me. For the longest time I thought it was just an expression for a hard fall until i felt the actual sensation. Seems unlikely that a pro skater wouldn't have known this, but its possible. But given all the evidence in the video its hard to not see it as a tower of lies
@@minorMaster-tl8nh Bruv, I got the wind knocked outta me when I was 4 years old.....It's not something you experience 4 the 1st time in ur 20's/30's
@@rambam791 Yeah like I said it think it is unlikely. But I made it to 15 before it happened to me believe it or not. Until then I really thought it just meant a hard fall lol
The use of damn ass rock ass as evidence is the single funniest thing ever.
The fingerboard scientific diagram made me laugh genuinely
Gonna pee on that rock
pfp twin
@@yungleangawdomg my slime
My favorite video ever 😭
the water cup discovery pushed it over the edge for me
That was hilarious. I didn't expect that at all. 10/10.
The IRL gavel at 28:98 was my favorite plot twist
man i looked at the comments early im stoked for this revelation to come up in the video, idk if im ready
#iBelieve Garrett
The diagrams are great , fully agreed. Fork combustion,for sure
this is the kind of content that we've needed in the skateboarding community, debunking these "totally legit" bloopers
Skateboarding forensics. 😅
Isn’t this blooper literally all of them?
“They don’t even have lids” was the ultimate silver bullet
Discovering the lack of lids on the cups is the nail in the coffin, frankly.
Garrett has some questions to answer.
Hes on a blocking spree on insta rn
the lids coming off before he hits the ground too
@@jackynimbleyou can see two cups that don’t have lids to begin with!
@@jackynimbleyeh he should have lost those lids half a mile back in the McDonald’s car park the way they were strategically placed on to flip off by the wind during the fall 😂
This is the hard hitting investigative journalism that American has been lacking
I agree
To hell with Glen Greenwald! These are the issues that redraw world maps, cause democracies to crumble and weaken US military forces worldwide, lmao!!!
What an odd thing to lie about and back yourself into. This is a Constanza-level faux pas
😂
Because who knew it would become this huge. And plus if he admits it's staged then nobody cares about it and it doesn't become viral and then he doesn't get the attention and the views and the "fame" that it brings. Just like what if the hawk tuah girl and if her thing was staged. Her "fame" wouldn't have happened.
"The sea was angry that day my friends, like an old man trying to return soup at a deli."
Truly the most Seinfeld skate moment
Pure Costanza
This is peak gifted hater content. Thanks for this video. Also some friends in Australia made some kind of coffee slam related merch when this first came out and got cease and desisted 😂
That really says it all doesnt it lol?
Who ricky? This just doesn’t seem true don’t remember this happening at all
Haha love you bro
@@Krudd07ill follow up with them and see what i can get back. I would appreciate a little more faith tho
wow. thats very telling.
usually when someone goes to the coffee store to get me coffee, I ask them to get one hot coffee from starbucks and one cold coffee from mcdonalds ☕
and of course you'd happily oblige to accomodate the request
“Hey man, I’m doing a coffee run, want anything?”
- “YES! I’d like a hot coffee from McDonald’s, and a cold brew from Starbuck’s.“
“ Wait, what? I’m not going to two separate places. “
^ the only reasonable response to such an absurd (and demanding) request.
Usually when someone goes to the coffee store to get me coffee I make sure they bring me a large supreme pizza with anchovies and extra olives.
I’ve been pretty stressed out with work and the kids and what not lately, but seeing your graph on how the physics of a plastic fork would react with a skateboard had me absolutely rolling. Thanks gifted hater
I mean you don't even need to test it empirically. A plastic fork will not stop a skateboard; it isn't the right shape and it slides or gets knocked away way too easily
Garrett Hill will now have to respond. This is only the beginning. Grab your popcorn from the popcorn store and settle in.
There are no popcorn stores, only popcorn shops.
After all, the popcorn store is only a half mile away
😆
@@Hobbes388well played lmfao
@@TheBlakus420😂😂😂
In an era where most journalism is just people reading tweets from celebrities and politicians, Joa is getting his hands dirty creating investigative reports. This is Pulitzer Prize level stuff.
Joa is Woodward and Bernstein essentially
You have genuinely ruined my day by deboonking this. Son's crying cheers
Let’s be real here, you deserve it with that pfp
Boonk
I’m de boon king
gifted columbo: "just one more thing, mr hill... why would you put an iced coffee in a paper cup?"
"My wife loves iced coffee and since you seem to order it so often..."
Been waiting a decade for this to finally catch up to Garrett!! What an absolute poser!
Thank you so much for this!
Gifted Investigator 🕵️♂️
This got it bro 😂
Go go gadget hating beam
Sherlock Joalmes
*Investighater
Garrett hill came into my sandwich shop and ordered a tuna sandwich with extra mayo
sandwich store
No crust
Damn you kids these days. Just let anyone waltz right into your sandwich shop. People complain about the rules until it affects them at home.
Classic reference
were some of his sandwiches toasted and some cold?
They’re putting water in the coffee ! Turning the freakin rocks into forks - Alex joanes
lmao Alex joanes
😂
the cherry on top is Garrett Hills Instagram being set to private just days after. coincidence?
Probly just tired of the cult of nerds from GH attacking him lmao
@@WeJammin As they should lmao
@@Mocroskate it’s not that serious
@@Mocroskate GH is the equivalent of a 10 year old that gets mad at a magician for not revealing his trick, it’s not that serious you just fell for a stupid prank.
Dude, this was enlightening haha. I kind of never questioned or thought about the clip just kinda laughed at it. Now that you gathered all the details…I’m pissed hahaha this dude Garrett is a nut job.
Me: this guy has too much time.
Also me: I will probably watch this entire thing at least twice
realest comment lmfao
watching it for the second time rn. realest comment ever
He is literally being paid to do this 😂
I’m very grateful for the time he has to commit to unearthing truth… hoaxes on all levels deserve to be debunked
They called me crazy
this is beautiful i’m so happy i’m faded rn
Hell yeah bro
big weed so much gang
Ye
nightmare nightmare nightmare
You took the words right out my brain, same
here's a crucial point you missed when you were talking about his stupid gear, how he put on all these accessories to make the explosion bigger: when the fuck has garret hill ever worn shades or a headband? back when I first saw this clip I didn't even realize it was him. watch any part, any footage of his. NEVER ONCE wore anything except butt-ugly shirts and an assortment of nasty, colored skinny jeans. yet the ONLY time we EVER see him wearing accessories, it's in a clip where he slams and everything falls off.
he rode for ashbury at the time, did wear sunglasses alot in interviews and such.. sunglasses is pretty normal to be fair, dont know about the headband tho
What ghey boy
artificial yardsale
I like to think gifted just sat on this evidence for years waiting for the perfect moment to drop this gem until the moment was perfectly right
Moment
I don't understand why they ever lied about it. Just admitting to it being a skit would still have made it somewhat funny, as most casual people seeing it wouldn't question it anyways. Such an odd hill to die on, lmao. I agree though, probably snowballed and started making money so he felt like he can't go back on it now.
… hill
i think it’s cause they sold it to the chive as a real video
Fake it till you make it
Lol I was gonna say well Hill is his middle name but it's his last.. damn
Cancel all his brand deals
Some are iced coffees? Well wheres the fuckin ice on the ground!
tbh it would’ve melted if he really did skate half a mile to get it
@@pkpk-jw2yu nah no shot man. Thats not enough time. Especially since they load iced coffee’s up with ice
was thinkin the same
@@pkpk-jw2yu half a mile is like a 5 minute skate
This was the moment where it all fucking clicked for me and I fucking lost it laughing
What a strange way to exit professional skateboarding
will be showing this video to all my friends who don't skate this weekend
dude entered his coke phase and started uncovering conspiracies everywhere
@NickMullen
This one’s gonna shake the skate industry to its core
There’s nothing core about the skate industry, but that’s besides the point.
Skateboardings diddy
coming back with this after three months is so funny
love the line where you say they go from the guy skating the spot to the guy kicking you out of the spot, too true
This is like if Koston swore up and down Owen Wilson really skates
One of the most slam dunk slam debunks of all time
Best RUclipsr in the skateboard space. Hands down
From a 47 year old still pushing around when I can, 1000% agree! 💯
💯
no way dude check out john hill
dude is becoming the riddler
paul dano lookin ah
@@bananaclipper7692little miss sunshine 😅
@@CrèmeFraîche88cant fly jets if your colorbild
@@CrèmeFraîche88 it’s uncanny
"Are you a boy or a girl?"
This is Pulitzer Prize worthy journalism
Next you’re going to tell us koston didn’t get 100$ stolen out of his wallet..
No….😫
"and some people try to milk it" Garrett Hill says to a laughing Kelly Hart sipping a glass of milk
Next he is going to tell us Mike V didn't really fight those guys in the parking lot and that was staged. I don't think I can handle that
Or koston had his wallet in his pocket the whole time
LOL I would cry tears of laughter and sorrow.. Did they really call him a skeeter phag? ... And if so, ... WHY???
Tony hawk used a stunt double for the 900 😮
Watch next he’ll say Owen Wilson doesn’t throw down 😂😂
Dunno man…Hater went in hard on Cariuma and now Mike V’s on Cariuma. No way is this some kind of “coincidence”. This has all been planned, years and years in the making
Honestly his worst crime will always be that Osiris ad with the red and black split leg pants
I wish I started skating later so I would have no memory of that
duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude for real i made it through swooshy pants D3's everyone rolling their pants to capris but that tho like wtf only thing that comes close is those aholes that wear all white gtfo
Well sir, we have to contend with the Ugg boots incident.
100% lmao… clown pants head ass
That was legendary to me. Stop hating. Garret is a beast in skateboarding have you watched his parts? WTH 🤦♂️
my favourite words used in this vid were: "narrative", "visual confirmation", "representations of his deceit".
Joah, u and your friends are legends for your honest work.
You are the official lorekeeper of the kingdom and it is imperative you never stop doing what you're doing. Maybe your best work yet. Legitimately love you Joa.
now you have to get the kickflip wallride for your sci fi part
He ain't got that
@@cristerronaldo2513
There's only room for one hater, you ain't him chief.
@@ImKevinFTW not hating just don't think he's got that. Maybe he'll prove me wrong
@@cristerronaldo2513
Exactly, you "thinking" doesn't make it a fact. Sit down boy.
@@cristerronaldo2513 HE MAKES IT LOOK EASY
Ended up being a judge on the fucking olympics too loool
Can’t wait to binge drink to this
Don't forget your Pedialyte
Same here
this vid was right on time
Garret had to wear his wizard hat to the one interview in hopes to cast a illusory spell on the hosts
This is the best content you have ever produced
Just got done day drinking while skating a ledge coming home to this is the perfect way to end my day.
The perfect day, am jelly
god the end is so insane lmaooo
Another inconsistency, he slammed on his right hand side, and in the nine club he says "I had bruised ribs for a couple of weeks" pointing to the left side of his ribcage 🤨
Good eye!
lol yeah what a little Pinocchio 🤥
Bro not saying you are wrong and not onto something....but I had one of my kidneys removed because of cancer....and I have no idea which one it was anymore. I always say a different side because idk. The scar is straight across on my stomach because they reached in and moved everything around in there and so it's not like there's a scar on my left or rignt side to know.
And so I think something like dropping coffee and the instances surrounding it like what side he fell on is easy to forget. Just like I have a scar on one of my eyebrows and I don't know what side it's on unless I'm looking in the mirror. And how I got that scar is way more memorable of a situation than dropping coffee. I remember that situation but not which eyebrow area that the scar is on.
Also didn't mention how he's frustrated on the ground rather than screaming in agony from having touched any amount of searing coffee
Never thought I’d get locked into some dumb shit like this for 48 minutes, excellent work thank you for your service ❤🎉
I'm 34 And this might be the best thing I have seen in weeks
You got Tim Pool to quit
I just checked. Wikipedia says he’s still breathing. Unfortunate.
Tim pool got caught up accepting money from the Russian gov to influence people to their beliefs lol
Any likes on this comment your parents tell people they have no living children
Nah the free vlady bucks stop hitting his crypto wallet
@@markschlenker1948 🤓
Shoutout Brad Cromer for this masterpiece
Insanely funny this is the most in depth ive ever seen gifted hater go on a subject, but also its so insanely real
Kelly harts big ass glass of milk hahaha, I stg he should should have a propellor hat and denim overalls
😭
This is the best documentary RUclips has ever seen. A true masterpiece.
i've always known.... now I'm no longer alone in the dark.
If buddy lies over coffee, just imagine what else
Yeah he probably is trusted with nuclear launch codes , inserted rectally, shhh!!
I’m getting Tim Pool vibes from this dude, he’s trying to play us.
Lol you're right.. Like what if his name isn't Garrett it's Carl and he doesn't have a brother named Gantry, just a sister he murdered named Rebecca... RIP Rebecca
Theres actually no way you spend all 48 minutes of this talking about the coffee slam clip
He does
Bet
the stream was wayyyyyyyy longer
Just watched the whole thing. There is way
It gets deep bruh
Joa letting his britishness slip out when he says Muck-Donald's 😁
The comments, this video, Kelly and his glass of milk, I''ve never been so entertained
"what's the deal with the coffee store?" Peak Jerry vibes in this one Joah 😂
Who the fuck drinks hot coffee during a sunny midday sesh on a hot day? I’d overheat. The premise of getting the coffees is already psycho.
Damn, you nailed it that's true
All respect to Joa and his exceptional sense of humour. Fuck you've given me some laughs 👏
I am so happy this popped up. Hooked me in and the ending is A+. Great video exposure.
The pettiness of this man is unreal. I fear for his enemies.
You've brough forth what I've been burying deep within me into the light of truth
This is awesome. You're like a Redbar for Skaters instead of comedians
Was thinking exact same thing, Joa’s watching
He stole his explosion sound effect.
Lol yesss if he gets a gf named Jules I'll die
garrett smollett
Garrett hill staying silent this last 24 hours proves his guilt
alright this had me rolling 😂😂😂first i was like come on dude is this even worth “investigating” ..thank god i let full thing play..carry on 🤣🤣🤣
This breakdown is f'ing glorious.
Not as good as the Weckingball Manny Busters episode for Danny Way tho 😆
* skater falls carrying coffee*
Skater- "Erm...That just happened"
no way my favorite nonbinary youtuber just uploaded
You're cringe.
This is the most important video I’ve ever watched and will ever watch in my lifetime
The Rannazzisi of the skate world.
In the screen grab of the free frame with the water at 24:44 you can CLEARLY see half of a McDonalds yellow arch M logo on the water cup. 100% water cup from McD’s
This may be my favorite piece of content by Joa
He clearly signed a deal with the devil and has to lie until he enters the layers of hell. It’s sad really :(
Also, If I may add I, have never ever seen an iced coffee in a regular styrofoam coffee cup.
This is my favorite channel of all time and only gets better with every single upload.