The Colonists - The High Road

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  • Опубликовано: 12 ноя 2024

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  • @wizardsleevehorsepower2875
    @wizardsleevehorsepower2875 6 лет назад +14

    "we don't need localized water, we're swimming in water" is the best accidental pun and has entertained me greatly

  • @charliemclaren4856
    @charliemclaren4856 6 лет назад +70

    Jon’s knowledge has extended to the phrase “we’re swimming in water”

    • @pale2457
      @pale2457 6 лет назад +5

      Poor Jon, now he's just soggy and all his eggs are floating upside down.

  • @brekiel_scripts
    @brekiel_scripts 6 лет назад +12

    My first thought was "Oh, another city management sim. I'll check it out, if only to watch Jon panic over resource management at some point."
    My second thought was "LOOK AT THEIR ADORABLE LITTLE FACES!!!"

  • @matthewknight388
    @matthewknight388 6 лет назад +23

    Jon: Look at the cute robot, he even waves at you.
    A few minutes later.
    Jon: What have the little bastards done to Earth?

    • @Mamorufumio
      @Mamorufumio 6 лет назад +1

      don't worry i'm sure it's fine, maybe the meat bags just step on Gooble Boxes to make power

  • @minscandboo9749
    @minscandboo9749 6 лет назад +142

    Lyrics:
    I’ve had my eye on for a while

    • @Jayfive276
      @Jayfive276 6 лет назад +6

      it looked like that a game that could make me smile...

    • @Dakotaidk
      @Dakotaidk 6 лет назад +5

      It's like FTL

    • @renammartinez
      @renammartinez 6 лет назад +4

      @@Dakotaidk Faster than Lumberjack

    • @CubeStarMaster
      @CubeStarMaster 6 лет назад +1

      Lol

    • @shadowwearwolf4891
      @shadowwearwolf4891 6 лет назад +3

      @@Jayfive276 so i decided to sit down and give it a trial...

  • @ozzyp97
    @ozzyp97 6 лет назад +101

    So it's pretty much The Settlers: Wall-e? Count me in.

    • @ZeLunatic
      @ZeLunatic 6 лет назад

      I was gonna say that!

    • @ChaoticNeutralMatt
      @ChaoticNeutralMatt 6 лет назад

      Well reminds me of.. another open source (I think) game that I played on linux. Same road and resource management concept. I assume battle will be similar.

    • @tommerker8063
      @tommerker8063 6 лет назад +2

      @@ChaoticNeutralMatt the game you mean is widelands ;)

    • @ozzyp97
      @ozzyp97 6 лет назад

      @@ChaoticNeutralMatt Widelands is good fun too.

    • @ChaoticNeutralMatt
      @ChaoticNeutralMatt 6 лет назад

      @@tommerker8063 Thank you! Not sure why it didn't come to mind except maybe because I haven't played it in a while.
      Good fun, yes indeed.

  • @wsconsn
    @wsconsn 6 лет назад +25

    Jon building roads is always a delightful disaster.

  • @kazumik4941
    @kazumik4941 6 лет назад +54

    My question is, are there one-way roads?

  • @MechaMewtwo
    @MechaMewtwo 6 лет назад +7

    Jon is the original Big Brother. he has his eyes on everything

  • @Darthtanos
    @Darthtanos 6 лет назад +10

    jon and roads... that always goes well.

  • @SanguineSidereal
    @SanguineSidereal 6 лет назад +8

    To be fair Jon one of the first things Humans would do on another planet is also convert the local meatbags into energy.

    • @DanksterPaws
      @DanksterPaws 3 года назад

      And the reason humans would do that is because they had fucked Earth over.

  • @joshuaobryan4896
    @joshuaobryan4896 6 лет назад +14

    *singing intensely* I’ve had my eye on this for quite a whiiiiiiiiiile

  • @mcfreezyyaboi8389
    @mcfreezyyaboi8389 6 лет назад +15

    What is my purpose?
    You pass wood
    O my god

  • @renammartinez
    @renammartinez 6 лет назад +54

    If Wall-e and Eve had a child... or several...

  • @wsconsn
    @wsconsn 6 лет назад +39

    Something other than Fallout 76, Hitman, or Crusader Kings 2?!?

    • @ave789
      @ave789 6 лет назад +2

      More Crusader Kings?

    • @wsconsn
      @wsconsn 6 лет назад +2

      I used to really like the CK2 series but I’ve lost interest after the Empire was founded, before that Jon had a goal and achievements to work for, now it just seems like season 7 of Deep Space Nine.

    • @derektroutman4793
      @derektroutman4793 6 лет назад +1

      @@wsconsn I'm liking it still, what with the cornish civil war and the conquest of France. There's also some working on bringing Italy in. I think the main goal now is to unite France, which will be fun

    • @wsconsn
      @wsconsn 6 лет назад

      That all must have started up after I stopped watching, might go back and check it out, thanks.

  • @gaminreasons8941
    @gaminreasons8941 6 лет назад +6

    "Converting local meat-bags into energy"
    Don't we already do that Jon?

    • @stylesrj
      @stylesrj 6 лет назад

      Yes, but we're talking about robots here doing exactly what us meatbags are doing. So why did they leave Earth in the first place?

    • @gaminreasons8941
      @gaminreasons8941 6 лет назад

      @@stylesrj Maybe they were made by us to settle other planets from a safe distance. Maybe they are from a society of humans where becoming a robot is all the rage right now. We don't know.

    • @stylesrj
      @stylesrj 6 лет назад +1

      @@gaminreasons8941
      Actually, we do know why they left Earth.
      Because they wanted to get away from the oppressive Humans. I've seen other LP's that go through the first two levels and they give out the story.
      Still though, the robots left Earth to get away from anti-robot sentiment only to do things Humans would do anyway when on another world...

    • @gaminreasons8941
      @gaminreasons8941 6 лет назад +1

      @@stylesrj The apple doesn't fall far from the tree. Doesn't make them evil. Just human.

  • @854CHJ
    @854CHJ 6 лет назад +55

    I see high roads but what about country roads?

  • @nicola_pink
    @nicola_pink 6 лет назад +5

    Focus on pathway optimisation? I'm sold! 🤓

  • @polishenglish8356
    @polishenglish8356 6 лет назад +8

    Yaaay! More of the game tomorrow! :D

  • @kpgocek
    @kpgocek 6 лет назад +2

    "Trees are taking some time to grow. That wood make sense!"

  • @Awenonian1
    @Awenonian1 6 лет назад

    Keep this up Jon, and you'll have to add the "Everybody sing along" to the Everybody sing along.

  • @mithkabob
    @mithkabob 6 лет назад

    I like how the developer took the problem of optimal pathfinding and routing of resources across a map that plagues the genre with various issues and made it entirely the player's problem to solve with them physically laying down nodes to create networks where the computer does the easy part of calculating the shortest path between nodes and then moves stuff one node at a time with dedicated transporters always sitting between each node. Given the resources (food and alcohol) and artwork, I get the feeling that humans were replaced by robots towards the end of development as a justification for the way workers are handled in this system (forever working one job in one location).

  • @MW-pb2gf
    @MW-pb2gf 6 лет назад

    This is exactly the sort of video I love from MATN, honestly.

  • @Streptovarius
    @Streptovarius 6 лет назад +1

    4:25
    Well either they have a system that mimics digestive processes to convert food into energy chemically, or they're just burning it in a steam engine of some sort. Considering they aren't using wood for energy it's probably the former.

  • @ysw2000
    @ysw2000 6 лет назад

    The first thing Jon says, "Always remember to leave spaces for paths."
    proceeds to place every building directly next to each other for the rest of the video.

  • @LarlemMagic
    @LarlemMagic 6 лет назад

    Always use four tile roads
    1. more storage.
    2. more carry bots.
    imagine a bucket brigade, more people means more water movement.

  • @polishenglish8356
    @polishenglish8356 6 лет назад +3

    Once again Jon shows a game that I MUST IMMEDIATELY BUY :D it is sooo awesome! :)

  • @essidus
    @essidus 6 лет назад +3

    I really really want to see you play Factorio. We might never see you again.

  • @Foxtrot369
    @Foxtrot369 6 лет назад +1

    They're not exactly the most efficient A.I for a game based around efficiency...
    At 32:18 if you watch the Carry Bot on the section of road between the Ship and the Workshop - It picks up a stack of Logs from in front of the Ship, drops it off in front of the Workshop, then picks up *_another_* stack of Logs, drops _that_ off in front of the Ship, before picking up a *_third_* stack of logs and drops _them_ off in front of the Workshop...

  • @Theexplorographer
    @Theexplorographer 6 лет назад +1

    Wait...why are robots harvesting sheep? Or building houses? What is this murderous robot revolution about?!?!?

  • @french_bread4961
    @french_bread4961 6 лет назад +14

    So, booze messed up your productivity? Why am I not surprised?

  • @dayloya2910
    @dayloya2910 6 лет назад

    I'm so excited to see more of this game

  • @jaybone305
    @jaybone305 6 лет назад

    Jon every video ever: "It will be fine, it will be absolutely fine."
    Narrator: "But it was not fine. It was not fine at all."

  • @Emzeh2292
    @Emzeh2292 6 лет назад

    I have literally never seen my mums name ANYWHERE else before. You go Carrybot Nanette!

  • @Reciprocation_of_goodwill
    @Reciprocation_of_goodwill 6 лет назад

    you know what will make this game even better? Enemies that is trying to kill you

  • @Kumimono
    @Kumimono 6 лет назад +2

    Colonists, happily settling a new worlds, like settlers of sorts. :|

  • @amcghie7
    @amcghie7 6 лет назад +2

    Jon just arrives on pristine island and immediately exhausts all the resources of trees
    Why do I feel like this game is subtly about sustainability......

  • @Kaiodenic
    @Kaiodenic 6 лет назад

    This just SCREAM "The Settlers." I approve.

  • @TigerXGame
    @TigerXGame 6 лет назад

    You love optimizing productivity, laying out paths and building working systems. How have you never played Factorio?!

  • @entertheunknown3554
    @entertheunknown3554 6 лет назад

    Can we just get the "I've had my eye on this for a while" song? Please John make it.

  • @Nawyria
    @Nawyria 6 лет назад +2

    Hah, outer space Settlers 2 with robots. Sounds good!

    • @damgaronfire
      @damgaronfire 6 лет назад

      Settlers ? BITCH PLEASE
      ANODAH SETELMENT NEEDS HELP

  • @greensleevez
    @greensleevez 6 лет назад

    You'll take the high road and I'll take the low road, and I'll be in Colony before thee

  • @the_hedonist3575
    @the_hedonist3575 6 лет назад

    I know this isn't related to this video but is related to Fallout: I got some Sioux City brand Sasparilla and it's so good. I'm pretty sure Sasparilla can also be found in Temperance bars, but I prefer enjoying a cold bottle alone in my room over some Many A True Nerd video.

  • @Sankey84Gaming
    @Sankey84Gaming 6 лет назад

    Ooooo yay a new series (even if it's just a mini one ) also who are you tempting me with yet another game. You know half my steam library is games you convinced me to buy.

  • @CommissarMitch
    @CommissarMitch 6 лет назад

    This game reminds me of The Settlers.
    And that is high praise

    • @CommissarMitch
      @CommissarMitch 6 лет назад

      Yep it has a Forrester as well.
      Basically The Settlers but robots.

  • @Rateus_Johanson
    @Rateus_Johanson 5 лет назад

    The reason we've got clogs over here is because that's where Thomas Bunink lives.

  • @amox
    @amox 6 лет назад

    So it is Anno and the Settlers plus robots?
    I love it.

  • @BackLaid
    @BackLaid 6 лет назад

    I remember Aavak playing this, it's excellent!

  • @CommissarMitch
    @CommissarMitch 6 лет назад

    Had your eye on for a while.
    Is probably not fully released.
    Well this will be the last time we see this game then.

  • @aciuppa281
    @aciuppa281 6 лет назад

    I love this game. I played for hours the only problem is I suck at planning. Got stuck on levels 5&6. Have yet to beat it but I’m fine with it because it’s an adorable game and I love it.

  • @BarbarianGod
    @BarbarianGod 6 лет назад

    Generally it's better to create a side road for the food/water/houses that only allows energy to go out of it, so you don't clog up your main road with any of the intermediate products

    • @ChaoticNeutralMatt
      @ChaoticNeutralMatt 6 лет назад

      I feel like he's missing the use of the the side roads quite a bit

  • @xanderm8266
    @xanderm8266 6 лет назад

    seems alot like settlers 2 WHICH I LOVED

  • @rien6215
    @rien6215 6 лет назад +2

    Unrelated but, hope RDR2 comes back soon. Jon was only just getting started and I want to see his reactions to stuff later on, and see him realize that Arthur > John Marston. :(

  • @NetraAmorosi
    @NetraAmorosi 6 лет назад

    Pretty much a futuristic version of The Settlers and Widelands.

    • @ChaoticNeutralMatt
      @ChaoticNeutralMatt 6 лет назад

      Huh. The only other person I've seen mention widelands.

  • @noahpeterson3609
    @noahpeterson3609 6 лет назад +1

    I'm curious, it sounds good.

  • @z0mgHD
    @z0mgHD 6 лет назад +1

    Jon, have you ever played RIMWORLD ?
    I think it'd be right up your street ^_^

  • @jjoki80
    @jjoki80 6 лет назад

    Sooo " The Settlers" but without the charming old school graphics ....

  • @nikolaii11
    @nikolaii11 6 лет назад +1

    Northgard v2?

  • @1sonictheghog
    @1sonictheghog 6 лет назад

    Spot on

  • @johnteslov5870
    @johnteslov5870 6 лет назад

    Very interesting! I wish you'd learn from your mistakes here and restart the game for the next video!

  • @lordbruno
    @lordbruno 6 лет назад +1

    This game is all about optimizing the Amazon company. At this time humanity realized, we fCKD up...

  • @aggese
    @aggese 6 лет назад

    Reminds me of classic settlers

  • @Gorbz
    @Gorbz 6 лет назад +1

    So, sci-fi Settlers then. Got it.

  • @BRUXXUS
    @BRUXXUS 6 лет назад +1

    Robo-Banished

  • @jupitersscourge
    @jupitersscourge 6 лет назад

    Hmm, completely autonomous robots that use biomass as fuel. No, I'm not at all terrified.

  • @Jimmy_G412
    @Jimmy_G412 6 лет назад

    The robots need booze? Defiantly killed all the humans if Bender has taught be anything.

  • @fishnutter5219
    @fishnutter5219 6 лет назад

    Can you split a road after you've built it? If those long main trunk roads were split into a series of smaller ones, there'd be better throughput of materials on em.

    • @ChaoticNeutralMatt
      @ChaoticNeutralMatt 6 лет назад

      You can delete and rebuild roads. Jon does not seem to realize this.

  • @Jaxvidstar
    @Jaxvidstar 3 года назад

    45:43 Can these robots origins be discovered to be made by Mom's robot factory from Futurama?

  • @yezzy77g71
    @yezzy77g71 6 лет назад

    Keep up the content Jon

  • @Jayfive276
    @Jayfive276 6 лет назад

    0:11 - *drinks shot*

  • @ilo3456
    @ilo3456 6 лет назад

    Wouldn't building 3 length roads be more effective?
    I mean in theory resources could be moved a lot faster through a sort of relay system.

    • @Boundertree
      @Boundertree 6 лет назад

      I wonder if the game takes path pressure(?) into account or if it will just route everything through the shortest of path along the 3 lane road clogging just the single lane with everything.

    • @ChaoticNeutralMatt
      @ChaoticNeutralMatt 6 лет назад

      Minimum is 4 length, maximin is 6. Building later on to make roads faster.

  • @theworm3069
    @theworm3069 6 лет назад

    We're swimming in water

  • @tien65
    @tien65 6 лет назад

    so you are playing as the cyberman, upgrading the animals lol

  • @Streptovarius
    @Streptovarius 6 лет назад

    What does this game have that other colony games don't? Its main shtick seems to be transportation efficiency but I'm fairly certain most colony games already have that to some degree.

    • @stylesrj
      @stylesrj 6 лет назад

      It has really adorable little robots?

    • @Azaghal1988
      @Azaghal1988 6 лет назад

      Looks Like banished with Robots instead of Mass starvation😀

  • @zephcool9673
    @zephcool9673 6 лет назад

    Looks good

  • @gkeegan2676
    @gkeegan2676 6 лет назад

    So, Banished with robots . . .

  • @lukejohnstone101
    @lukejohnstone101 6 лет назад

    "Am swimming in wood right now"

  • @greenerion
    @greenerion 6 лет назад

    not gonna lie, it is difficult to watch somebody else play that game if you've played it yourself before, lots of talking at the screen and head shaking because of the different play styles XD
    I'm still gonna watch it because this game is great and I love you Jon, but this will be a challenge :P

  • @bobbys332
    @bobbys332 6 лет назад +7

    Typical Jon, Has transportation problem, makes it worse, doesn't research transportation upgrades.

    • @lanceuppercut6168
      @lanceuppercut6168 6 лет назад +1

      **remembers his Cities Skyline vid** Some folk have PTSD from that XD

    • @ChaoticNeutralMatt
      @ChaoticNeutralMatt 6 лет назад

      He never backtracks or deletes and rebuilds either

  • @TheCinnamonCloud
    @TheCinnamonCloud 6 лет назад

    I like robot Jon

  • @gjahlar
    @gjahlar 6 лет назад

    I hunger for Total War: Rome II.

  • @bossatron4671
    @bossatron4671 6 лет назад

    i actually thought about getting it but i am not so sure

  • @tach5884
    @tach5884 6 лет назад

    39:26 Tetris skill +1

  • @ridditdit2686
    @ridditdit2686 6 лет назад

    lurid mountains
    Shenandoah riveeeerr

  • @theomega7663
    @theomega7663 6 лет назад

    Series?

  • @snoopdoggintern
    @snoopdoggintern 6 лет назад

    Why would robots need food and water?

  • @samspielmann7704
    @samspielmann7704 6 лет назад

    27:00 99%efficiency

  • @Dante-mg7zr
    @Dante-mg7zr 6 лет назад

    d a m n t h a t l o o k s f u n

  • @Karaboo7
    @Karaboo7 6 лет назад

    Anno?

  • @tommerker8063
    @tommerker8063 6 лет назад

    why do robot need booze? have you not seen futurama, jon? these robots are clearly decendants of bender b rodriguez

  • @egmon2278
    @egmon2278 6 лет назад

    Yayyyyy

  • @theoneduckson2312
    @theoneduckson2312 6 лет назад +1

    Finally something other then Fallout 76.

  • @lex400
    @lex400 6 лет назад

    Oh no

  • @eebergkamen
    @eebergkamen 6 лет назад

    Dude where do you come from? I like your accent

  • @kristoferdahlstrom2137
    @kristoferdahlstrom2137 6 лет назад

    So, basically Settlers 2?

    • @kristoferdahlstrom2137
      @kristoferdahlstrom2137 6 лет назад

      And Banished. But with robots.

    • @ChaoticNeutralMatt
      @ChaoticNeutralMatt 6 лет назад

      @@kristoferdahlstrom2137 More along the lines of Widelands

    • @kristoferdahlstrom2137
      @kristoferdahlstrom2137 6 лет назад

      @@ChaoticNeutralMatt I mean, it's literally Settlers 2, but just slightly more updated. And no enemies, from what I can gather from this video.

  • @Smi7h1sH3r3
    @Smi7h1sH3r3 6 лет назад

    Dear Sir Jon,
    Not to tell you how to speak...
    But I do believe, without double checking, the phrase is
    "I've had my eye on for QUITE SOME TIME"....not "quite a while....."
    Jeez man, get it right. ^_^

  • @supewolf
    @supewolf 6 лет назад +1

    Rimworld

    • @lanceuppercut6168
      @lanceuppercut6168 6 лет назад

      Yesss! I hope he plays that some time, it'll be hilarious XD

  • @damgaronfire
    @damgaronfire 6 лет назад

    Roses are red
    Violet are blue
    Wtf am I writing
    And to finish...
    U knah wat fak dat sh8 ima aote

  • @autisticgamer4949
    @autisticgamer4949 6 лет назад +3

    What ever happened to your RDR2 playthough?

    • @tinderbox4690
      @tinderbox4690 6 лет назад

      He took focus off it for Hitman 2-- he told us he'd start it up again, at one point or another.

  • @cedricexquisite1999
    @cedricexquisite1999 6 лет назад

    Hey man