Yeah but one thing y’all keep forgetting. Oh yeah he shot some guns big deal. I shot guns in real life in a real war. But Tom Cruise does all his own fucking stunts. Keanu does not. He does some not all. So suck on that fuckers.
My school did a battleroyale style dodge ball game, I remember clear as day winning once against a class of like 40. It was actually so much fun. Good memories from this episode. Epic
I've dropped a 45lb plate on my toes before too. I feel your pain Welyn, it's unbelievable how much pain that much weight dropping on your foot actually causes. I've broken bones, nearly cut a finger completely off a couple times, but none of them hurt close to as bad as that.
Sonny Jenema oh lol... I’m quite sure he said explicitly that he hasn’t done that. Also burning down American businesses is not helping China at all. US falling would be catastrophic for the Chinese economy. They don’t want that.
ngl say what you want about it but the editing out of the quiet and awkward points i think it was a solid podcast to listen too. And the edited out parts will get less and less as time goes on and yall get accustomed to it! Keep it up! and yall earned my violating the subscribe button.
Welyn 10:00: My only goal this wipe was to finally conquer the illustrious and herculean task that is the three bar skip. Little to my knowledge is the fact that I would have something gargantuan standing right in my way. Darn, the exhaust of this cosmic ball of heat and gas has obscured my vision, so I must rely on my other senses to deliver me to safety. Welyn hire me
You have got to drop this "what was your worst injury" question from the docket or I'm gonna have to stop watching this for fear of puking my guts out with every episode.
I remember rubber dodgeballs. Those things were kinda fucked we still had those in like grade 8 when you could get some force behind them. We used to fuck kids up with those things.
The worst injuries I caused to someone else,was on purpose,i elbowed a guy in my PE class in his nose and broke it,there was a shit load more blood then i expected.
Oh man dodgeball. Yeah I don't think they play that like they used to. I was in school during the mid 90s when we played it and I remember kids just throwing those big rubber balls as hard as they could lmao. I was a little weakling my whole life but never got hurt (I could dodge well lulz). I don't remember anyone ever getting real hurt but that's probably lucky. Those would've definitely broke your nose had they hit there.
3:58 "[...] give up after one month of uploading and they only have 100 subscribers" Me: Checks when I did my first upload Me: Checks current subscriber count Me: *weeps*
@aquaFPS Broski wtf actually I just watched that video(picsEveryday) OFF A WHIM like a week ago. I searched it through your channel too so idk maybe it's my fault 😂
NO WAR IN THE '80s ARE YOU INSANE. Soviet-Afghan War (1979-1989) Invasion of Grenada (1983) Salvadoran Civil War (1980-1992) Falklands War (1982) Lebanon War (1982) The Iran-Iraq war (1980 - 1988) The South African Border War (1989) The Nagorno-Karabakh War (1988) and holy cow there where some crazy wars going on in the 80s and 90s.
I’m in 12th grade rn and we used to use a soft fabric for the Dodge balls. But they banned dodgeball like 2 years ago. BANNED because it “hurts the kids and encourages bullying” isn’t that the point of dodgeball lol
Happy birthday Aqua, glad you found some friends
i heard they got paid by their parents to hang out with him 😬😬
@@gaziwa I'm not surprised :(
Bruh
He paid them to be there
@@twerkburgers9926 yeah probably, now that i think about his parents probably dont like him enough to pay for him
The gamer hole, your #1 podcast for suppressed childhood trauma
no wait I actually wanted to hear aqua's story
Keanu Reeves would destroy Tom Cruise hed got training in Both Firearms,and MMA.
Actually I think it would be a pretty good fucking fight. I’d pay for that shit
tom cruise is the size and weight of the average 7th grader, anybody over 175 could sit on him and destroy him
Keanu would pick Tom up by the back of his neck like the short little mole he is.
Dong Martin someone gets it. cameron diaz had to stand on her knees every time they were in the same shot together
Yeah but one thing y’all keep forgetting. Oh yeah he shot some guns big deal. I shot guns in real life in a real war. But Tom Cruise does all his own fucking stunts. Keanu does not. He does some not all. So suck on that fuckers.
My school did a battleroyale style dodge ball game, I remember clear as day winning once against a class of like 40. It was actually so much fun. Good memories from this episode. Epic
I can’t believe aqua is here wtf, don’t people know what he did to that homeless guy
Lmao
became him?
Your doing gods work
He’s bleeding out, it’s his final wish
fucking American history X that homeless man in front of a elementary school....during recess no less..
You know its a gamer hole when they hit you with the fable 2 menu theme my god the nostalgia
I've dropped a 45lb plate on my toes before too. I feel your pain Welyn, it's unbelievable how much pain that much weight dropping on your foot actually causes. I've broken bones, nearly cut a finger completely off a couple times, but none of them hurt close to as bad as that.
Welyn is like a child in a mans body. There’s this sort of innocence and playfulness about him, combined with how energetic he is.
I think its his small height.
@@brawndo4213 lol does he love communism? Glory to mother Russia!
Sonny Jenema oh lol... I’m quite sure he said explicitly that he hasn’t done that. Also burning down American businesses is not helping China at all. US falling would be catastrophic for the Chinese economy. They don’t want that.
Correction, child trapped in a teenagers body. Maybe a buff teenager but that's about it 😂
THESE NEED TO BE LONGER
Happy Birthday Aqua!
Sad 😔 boi AQUA
This is the happiest😆😊😃I’ve ever seen AQUA.
happy birthday🎊🎁🎉🎂
No wars during the 80s? Grenada, panama and the cold war have something to say about that! Great episode guys.
And Soviet Afghan war 1979, war has never stopped, you just dont hear about it on the fake news.
ngl say what you want about it but the editing out of the quiet and awkward points i think it was a solid podcast to listen too. And the edited out parts will get less and less as time goes on and yall get accustomed to it! Keep it up! and yall earned my violating the subscribe button.
Watching this made me realize how good an only AquaFps podcast would be I’d watch every episode of it but not this
Welyn 10:00: My only goal this wipe was to finally conquer the illustrious and herculean task that is the three bar skip. Little to my knowledge is the fact that I would have something gargantuan standing right in my way. Darn, the exhaust of this cosmic ball of heat and gas has obscured my vision, so I must rely on my other senses to deliver me to safety. Welyn hire me
Aqua is so pale that the beams of color go across his head
The red guy is absorbing all the colors
Hey you’re that guy with the one year video.
welyn talking about almost dying "gg"
We are the LAST GENERATION TO
Experience TRUE DODGE BALL....
straight up FACTS.. Old school dodgeball & kickball did not care about your feelings
Happy birthday, Aqua
A gamer podcast for a gamer world. GG.
So many repressed memories of childhood trauma just unfolded from this video.
I’m 17 and we still had those dodgeballs, I broke my friend’s nose across the entire gym (in like 5th or 6th grade lmao)
Good shit Aqua. A half hour is probably the best format for this. We hall have ADHD, and I'm sorry for that. 420th upvote btw.
Too many gamer hole jokes I could make hahaha
A thirty minute long video without Aqua beating up some homeless guy in the street? What kind of sick game are you playing...
Yea ive been watching aquas old vids there getting recomended there good
these camera zooms make me feel like they are about to say something sinister, secret or a revelation or something.
More Aqua and Welyn please
Aqua is one month away from sending bombs to the homes of tech executives.
They still play with those dodgeballs are a sky zone near me.
Top Gun is a stone cold classic. Happy Birthday 🎂 btw
Are u guys gonna try to get this on spotify to?
Nice, good watch lmao a lot of top gun funs are gonna be PISSED
The guy beneath auqa is the definition of a nerd
Finally figured out why aqua is so pale, the kings entourage on the bottom left is stealing all the color.
telling yah aqua u make my days better thanks m8
Happy 135th birthdays aqua
This guy need to see a doctor, hes like a tomato bro
lmfao
Would you say a pumpkin?
@@ristonfuller1319 he’s talking about kings
You have got to drop this "what was your worst injury" question from the docket or I'm gonna have to stop watching this for fear of puking my guts out with every episode.
I remember rubber dodgeballs. Those things were kinda fucked we still had those in like grade 8 when you could get some force behind them. We used to fuck kids up with those things.
Which song is Welyn playing at 22:55?
Wuss poppin aqua glad to see another video on the channel :D
I’ve seen the haircut aqua has, but he was asking for spare change
Wow, when i was 6 i got a fishhook stuck in my head. Broke my grandpas only two on the pier while fishing.
Welyn has the best YA BOOOOOOOOI in the game
Welyn looks stoned in this one boys,we know how terrifying it must have been being held captive for those 2 hours,by Sam.We understand.
I heard he prefers uppers.
Like crack
@@lucian5389 yeah *B O I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I*
The worst injuries I caused to someone else,was on purpose,i elbowed a guy in my PE class in his nose and broke it,there was a shit load more blood then i expected.
Happy Birthday Aqua
Hello son, glad to see you have met some nice boys to play the Nintendo with. Miss your calls. -Mom
I agree with Welyn about how easy youtube is
Let's hope this try at a podcast lasts longer than the other attempt 💪👍
I always miss your streams so i'm the 1% that goes back to watch old streams.
I wanted to hear Aqua's story at the end there... what happened?
I know, me too.
Oh man dodgeball. Yeah I don't think they play that like they used to. I was in school during the mid 90s when we played it and I remember kids just throwing those big rubber balls as hard as they could lmao. I was a little weakling my whole life but never got hurt (I could dodge well lulz). I don't remember anyone ever getting real hurt but that's probably lucky. Those would've definitely broke your nose had they hit there.
Puts Welyn getting chased by some weird guys over than him almost dying dunno just found that funny
I enjoy this very much. Please show me more gamer hole
When you enter the gamer hole
I really wanna watch this but for some reason theres no video audio
3:58 "[...] give up after one month of uploading and they only have 100 subscribers"
Me: Checks when I did my first upload
Me: Checks current subscriber count
Me: *weeps*
@aquaFPS Broski wtf actually I just watched that video(picsEveryday) OFF A WHIM like a week ago. I searched it through your channel too so idk maybe it's my fault 😂
Aqua wears the beard to blend in with the homeless before he surprises them with a beating.
Aqua you should start working out to become a man of mass like Welyn
what kind of headphones does welyn use
break the GENEVA CONVENTION, on that like button!
keep em coming
NO WAR IN THE '80s ARE YOU INSANE. Soviet-Afghan War (1979-1989) Invasion of Grenada (1983) Salvadoran Civil War (1980-1992) Falklands War (1982) Lebanon War (1982) The Iran-Iraq war (1980 - 1988) The South African Border War (1989) The Nagorno-Karabakh War (1988) and holy cow there where some crazy wars going on in the 80s and 90s.
Happy birthday loot lord
Happy birthday!
Cant believe aqua is still on this after how he was caught robbing that old lady at knifepoint?
What happened?
@@Raenon he robbed a pregnant women at knife point, not long before this was recorded
@@leatherfart1822 and he stole her child!
@@leatherfart1822 I meant where does this write random cursed shit about Aqua originate from?
Raenon His life
Fable 2 in the background?
I loved this! 10/10
Welyn has serious creepy energy
I’m in 12th grade rn and we used to use a soft fabric for the Dodge balls. But they banned dodgeball like 2 years ago. BANNED because it “hurts the kids and encourages bullying” isn’t that the point of dodgeball lol
W. E. L. Y. N. S. E. G. S.
Are these shortened?
I like how there are only 2 views and I see 4 comments including mine lol
Thats so fkn funny dude LMFAO
Bruh Welty was almost in a anime
I wish Sam was an all-time or reoccurring guest.
I thought this was a porno with that title. The return of Katerino
Welyn might have 2mill subs but the tooth picked legged short stack still doesn't have a green screen 😂😂😂😂
😂😂 at least a cool backdrop of stuff on display and some mood lighting would make a world of difference.
Why is the bottom left guy so RED, HE MUST BE REALLY ANGRY AHHHHHHHHH
OMG I tought welyn was waaaaaaay younger
I got a fishing ad during this video. I wonder why.
This is weird, I accidentally broke a kids arm throwing a Dodgeball in school..
Hey Welyn, how do I work this algorithm thing? I spent hundreds of hours of work on my last video and went from 142 to 149 subs lol
i didnt know captain price did a podcast
wait they actually skipped aqua lol
aqua whats your story man shit i was invested in that
I dont know who those other two guys are, but it should just be aqua?
When will this come to Spotify
Peepee Poopoo I’m disappointed
@@graysongibson9083 good
Bgm is just a bit too loud at some points.
Great work otherwise, the pinky story literally made me scream.
Neo would body jack reacher any day
2:50 this is cap 😂 I’ve spent countless hours on videos and it’ll get 3 views 😂😂😂
W E L Y N
This podcast is gonna flop cause general sam was the first guest he is a cursed
Welyn is a creeper dude lol
SHOPS are noooow CLOSING
i seen a girl in my school get her arm broke with the same ball but in kick ball lol