How to Drop a Nuke and Survive

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  • Опубликовано: 31 янв 2023

Комментарии • 8 тыс.

  • @idkurultay
    @idkurultay Год назад +90223

    I'll keep this in mind next time I'm dropping a nuke from my jet

    • @creeper2323
      @creeper2323 Год назад +563

      Also, the F-111 Aardvark are retired

    • @vibe9318
      @vibe9318 Год назад +717

      ​@@creeper2323 that won't stop me from stealing one or however many it takes to build one

    • @Player-pj9kt
      @Player-pj9kt Год назад +323

      My long distance gf just broke up with me I need this to nuke her house

    • @PTFSenjoyer
      @PTFSenjoyer Год назад +43

      Dude same

    • @xofox_studio
      @xofox_studio Год назад +45

      This retired jet is always useful for some people no matter what 😂

  • @papasmurf9146
    @papasmurf9146 Год назад +15944

    Pro tip: Don't eject right after dropping the nuke.

    • @TheComradeBritish
      @TheComradeBritish Год назад +1923

      What if, hypothetically, I wanted to perform a double jump using the shockwave?

    • @risingsheep2983
      @risingsheep2983 Год назад +788

      ​@@TheComradeBritish man's asking the real questions

    • @u238productions
      @u238productions Год назад +1

      @@TheComradeBritish you could. But you would be vaporized

    • @RedKingdom09
      @RedKingdom09 Год назад +250

      @@TheComradeBritish It’s ame amarioAHHHHH THERE IS BIG BOOM💀💀

    • @avenged277693
      @avenged277693 Год назад +108

      Am I supposed to do it before?

  • @vidulysserewop2715
    @vidulysserewop2715 6 месяцев назад +853

    "It is highly ill-advised to eject while above the impact site" -Aviation Manual

  • @mewmeows.
    @mewmeows. 5 месяцев назад +2632

    Thanks for the tutorial, now I can stop team rocket from harassing me.

    • @JoshuaMcKay1
      @JoshuaMcKay1 5 месяцев назад +21

      Under rated comment

    • @Parkacated
      @Parkacated 4 месяца назад +27

      We’re blasting off aga-BOOM

    • @Basti-7832
      @Basti-7832 4 месяца назад +21

      We're blasting off again-
      (Gets decimated instead)

    • @literal_f22
      @literal_f22 4 месяца назад +15

      "WE'RE BLASTING OFF A-" *vaporized*

    • @Basti-7832
      @Basti-7832 4 месяца назад +12

      @@literal_f22 _vaporeon_*

  • @JinKee
    @JinKee Год назад +5132

    The myth of nuclear consent switches-
    Pilot: I consent
    Weapon System Officer: I consent
    Target: I dont!

    • @ghost307
      @ghost307 Год назад +488

      But it's Democratic...2 votes out of 3.

    • @SteelOnyxYT
      @SteelOnyxYT Год назад +365

      @@ghost307 now THATS what I call democracy

    • @neighborhoodsoiocpath7063
      @neighborhoodsoiocpath7063 Год назад +155

      I love democracy

    • @Pantsinabucket
      @Pantsinabucket Год назад +1

      Perfect democracy, 100% in favor, .000001% voter participation is a bit low though, maybe we should give everyone in hostile countries a nuclear consent switch so we know where it’s okay to nuke.

    • @JinKee
      @JinKee Год назад +90

      @@neighborhoodsoiocpath7063 I love the Republic.

  • @funnyguy6097
    @funnyguy6097 Год назад +12009

    Never flip the nuclear consent switch without consent.

    • @jvillanueva7707
      @jvillanueva7707 Год назад +78

      Yes.

    • @MrZkitZ
      @MrZkitZ Год назад +230

      Never drop a bomb before asking if you can use the toilet so you take full responsibility for the tragedies

    • @richardkudrna7503
      @richardkudrna7503 Год назад +62

      No means no

    • @germanher7528
      @germanher7528 Год назад +75

      Nuclear grapist

    • @plotted_pant42
      @plotted_pant42 Год назад

      never flip the switch without killing yourself first

  • @Green_insideRR4real
    @Green_insideRR4real 7 месяцев назад +1637

    *closes the curtains*
    Gpws: WHOOP WHOOP PULL UP!

  • @circiut3824
    @circiut3824 6 месяцев назад +201

    My great grandpa was on the development team for this fighter jet, sadly just this past June we lost him he lived a good life and was one of the lead developers of this aircraft

    • @kingpotato4th
      @kingpotato4th 3 месяца назад +6

      Stop the cap

    • @ibalisticsquidjr6021
      @ibalisticsquidjr6021 3 месяца назад

      ​@@kingpotato4th bro u don't know everything so plz stfu

    • @WobblieSkellie
      @WobblieSkellie 3 месяца назад +3

      My dad probably worked with him.

    • @remig-cars.
      @remig-cars. 3 месяца назад +19

      @@kingpotato4thfun fact some people actually do something useful with their life instead of sitting in their room staring a computer screen like you

    • @kingpotato4th
      @kingpotato4th 3 месяца назад +2

      @@remig-cars. Yeah, and unlike you I have a job, I pay taxes, I contribue to society and I'm not wasting my families money

  • @tobiwan001
    @tobiwan001 Год назад +18017

    you probably don't want to eject into a nuke that you just dropped.

    • @Teh_Random_Canadian
      @Teh_Random_Canadian Год назад +1125

      Ya that seems a bit counterintuitive

    • @crackhead3511
      @crackhead3511 Год назад +1677

      Nah its fine trust me I did that back in 1778

    • @Kahuna_huh
      @Kahuna_huh Год назад +618

      It’s launches the entire cockpit therefore it’s probably radiation proof
      Edit: I now know I was wrong

    • @dannydetonator
      @dannydetonator Год назад +71

      Big brain moment😅

    • @flipwhale5494
      @flipwhale5494 Год назад

      @@Kahuna_huh and the dumbest comment award goes to

  • @Jrk585
    @Jrk585 Год назад +21255

    Bro just scraped a part of aviation history onto his finger 💀

    • @FlyPVTarzan
      @FlyPVTarzan Год назад +1318

      Bender: neat 📸

    • @FaterialL
      @FaterialL Год назад +132

      @@FlyPVTarzan lol

    • @Out1ol
      @Out1ol Год назад +182

      Wow this is my first time encountering a wild bozo

    • @Mysterious420x
      @Mysterious420x Год назад +46

      ​@@FlyPVTarzan lol

    • @Unknown.141
      @Unknown.141 Год назад

      @@Out1olniggas acting like he ain’t a bozo himself

  • @BenjaminBallin
    @BenjaminBallin 3 месяца назад +8

    Ok but why does it look so cozy with the curtains down?

  • @VelocityVroom
    @VelocityVroom 8 месяцев назад +24

    "Here's a few life hacks for dropping nuclear bombs" - Jack

  • @gnarfarmer
    @gnarfarmer Год назад +3337

    in all seriousness, reading "nuclear consent" above a red switch fills me with an unexplainable anxiety

    • @zach11241
      @zach11241 Год назад +165

      That voice, the one in the back of your head, saying “do it”

    • @medicodyssey
      @medicodyssey Год назад +170

      ​@@zach11241 "fuck it, we ball."

    • @ayronwhite4309
      @ayronwhite4309 Год назад +34

      @@medicodyssey”and I never wanna see you and I never wanna miss you again” *cue sigma memes*

    • @medicodyssey
      @medicodyssey Год назад +12

      @@ayronwhite4309 strong aura energy

    • @austinkulju3839
      @austinkulju3839 Год назад +20

      And just think, Biden has one of those switches with him at all times. Now THATS anxiety 😅

  • @Wonder_Wondering
    @Wonder_Wondering Год назад +5024

    My co-pilot is asking me why I'm watching a RUclips short.

    • @WHITE23629
      @WHITE23629 Год назад +67

      Yes... Now i do understand

    • @Wonder_Wondering
      @Wonder_Wondering Год назад +27

      @@WHITE23629 good

    • @jettgale
      @jettgale Год назад +11

      Lol

    • @chri-k
      @chri-k 11 месяцев назад +18

      wait wasn’t there something said about a curta-

    • @justadildeau
      @justadildeau 11 месяцев назад +11

      Never go full Dorito mode

  • @Irishlad135
    @Irishlad135 6 месяцев назад +109

    “And you have these cool blinds you can pull down”
    The big ass mountain in front of me: 👁️👄👁️

    • @Messier42-handle
      @Messier42-handle 5 месяцев назад +2

      gpws dw. the sr71 and the sr72 also have curtains

    • @Leopard-2A6..
      @Leopard-2A6.. 5 месяцев назад +5

      You would be flying above 8km

    • @Irishlad135
      @Irishlad135 5 месяцев назад +2

      @@Leopard-2A6.. its a joke

    • @Leopard-2A6..
      @Leopard-2A6.. 5 месяцев назад

      @@Irishlad135 a pretty shit one

    • @mrmirchi3647
      @mrmirchi3647 5 месяцев назад

      @@Irishlad135jokes are meant to be funny

  • @Mocrip
    @Mocrip 4 месяца назад +8

    "hey bro you dropped somethin-"

    • @G-manFan1
      @G-manFan1 4 месяца назад

      "hey bro you dropp-*

  • @Vhaylyn_
    @Vhaylyn_ Год назад +5714

    Me uses curtains for one sec
    One sec after-TERRAIN,TERRAIN,TERRAIN

  • @adamgreenhill110
    @adamgreenhill110 Год назад +9733

    Imagine dropping a nuke and ejecting the cockpit by accident 💀

    • @koxtheknight7087
      @koxtheknight7087 Год назад +178

      You mean your seat? That would be a slightly bigger problem

    • @theviewer5595
      @theviewer5595 Год назад +486

      Cant blame a man to want front row seats to an epic fireworks show.

    • @aeden8008
      @aeden8008 Год назад +369

      ​@@koxtheknight7087 The jet in the video ejects its entire cockpit, still would be a significant oopsie since its not fully shielded.

    • @realchiknuggets
      @realchiknuggets Год назад

      @@koxtheknight7087 my brother in islam, did you even watch the fucking video

    • @koxtheknight7087
      @koxtheknight7087 Год назад +10

      @@aeden8008 doesen't it both? Sry i have zero clue how planes work

  • @Ihaveabungleybeard
    @Ihaveabungleybeard 7 месяцев назад +31

    My dad actually used to work on f111s (specifically the f111c) and yesterday, i saw one in person for the first ever time, and it was even one that he worked on. It was really interesting to see somethin so massive that he had worked on for so many years. He told me so many interesting facts, and it was very fun. F111c's dont have nucular abilites, but the do have regular bombs 🙂

    • @someclassicitaliandude
      @someclassicitaliandude 4 месяца назад

      Only the FB111 had nuclear abilities

    • @anotherrandominternetdog
      @anotherrandominternetdog 3 месяца назад

      @@someclassicitaliandudetechnically true… FB-111A in US service, and pretty much the same jet but designated F-111G in USAF and RAAF service.

    • @Fib0609
      @Fib0609 3 месяца назад

      you should

  • @_Addi_
    @_Addi_ 2 месяца назад +8

    At the end of the video when he says "if you know, you know" he is referring to how you can turn the fuel dump mechanism into a flamethrower, by engaging the afterburner and fuel dump simultaneously. This happens because the fuel dump exit is located right in between the two engines at the rear of the plane.

    • @US_GOVERMENT182
      @US_GOVERMENT182 14 дней назад +2

      I was looking for a comment that mentioned this!

  • @Coolturtledudehellyeah
    @Coolturtledudehellyeah Год назад +3436

    Thanks mate! Got some big plans for this Saturday!

    • @Mike19995
      @Mike19995 Год назад +100

      Have a good time with your plans enjoy every moment

    • @Coolturtledudehellyeah
      @Coolturtledudehellyeah Год назад +145

      @@Mike19995 you should to, if your in the California area.

    • @kibukaj2956
      @kibukaj2956 Год назад +61

      ​@@Coolturtledudehellyeah 💀

    • @Coolturtledudehellyeah
      @Coolturtledudehellyeah Год назад +100

      @@kibukaj2956 good imitation of what everyone will look like at 12:30 am!

    • @raptorex_i
      @raptorex_i Год назад +63

      @@Coolturtledudehellyeah watchlist speedrun: RUclips comments edition

  • @simzyboi8551
    @simzyboi8551 Год назад +2897

    Bro I would honestly love that I could shut the blinds and take a quick nap after dropping a nuke

    • @macandfries6765
      @macandfries6765 Год назад +54

      real

    • @dontbeakaren6145
      @dontbeakaren6145 Год назад +11

      That makes no sense

    • @Freddy_Fazbear_and_Witherred
      @Freddy_Fazbear_and_Witherred Год назад +132

      ​@@dontbeakaren6145 it makes sense

    • @dontbeakaren6145
      @dontbeakaren6145 Год назад +18

      @@Freddy_Fazbear_and_Witherred the jet doesn't fly on its own once you close the blinds. You still have to use the onboard instruments bud.

    • @schuylergutting8169
      @schuylergutting8169 Год назад +174

      @@dontbeakaren6145joke went way over your head bud. Don’t take comments so literally

  • @djlee3276
    @djlee3276 5 месяцев назад +5

    I was there the day those guys punched out. They were approaching runway 22 at Cannon AFB. They ejected and landed near the end of the runway but the jet (without anyone controlling it) continued on its way and crashed in a farmers field west of base. I was working EOD and it was my job to find all the CAD/PAD bits and pieces (explosive parts that cut or move things) and dispose of them safely.

  • @superchargewither2893
    @superchargewither2893 7 месяцев назад +1

    Yes, a life hack I’ll certainly use sometime soon 😊

  • @jeffma7507
    @jeffma7507 Год назад +2787

    Instructions unclear:
    So after acquiring said nuclear weapon a bunch of men in suits showed up at the door and said they just wanna talk. Will update soon after a good chat 🤷‍♂️

    • @talxy6661
      @talxy6661 Год назад +100

      Where's the update? You alive?

    • @imgenoh5296
      @imgenoh5296 Год назад +110

      Rest in peace Jeff ma 😭😭 Idk - 02/13/2023

    • @kiwiwasoncehere3623
      @kiwiwasoncehere3623 Год назад +52

      He's alive, he just learned that he had to go off-grid. You'll forever be in our rebellious hearts Jeff Ma 💜

    • @talxy6661
      @talxy6661 Год назад +13

      @@kiwiwasoncehere3623 dang 💔

    • @baydenmckell2039
      @baydenmckell2039 Год назад +27

      Jeff Ma is alive and in good health. We had a nice, respectful meeting, and we look forward to working with him in our future endeavours.

  • @connemara_pony6948
    @connemara_pony6948 Год назад +808

    *flips the nuclear consent switch*
    “Trust me bro”

  • @NoOhiogaming
    @NoOhiogaming 5 месяцев назад +8

    What’s next five minute crafts nuclear bomber?

  • @69kenny420
    @69kenny420 5 месяцев назад +33

    VARK VARK VARK VARK VARK VARK VARK VARK VARKE VARK VARK VARK
    Also when he is talking about the switch at the end he is talking about the dump and burn maneuver, which is where you dump fuel and light it with the afterburners. It was quite common at airshows it was featured in.

    • @creed2466
      @creed2466 3 месяца назад +1

      God damit ncd is leaking

  • @MrDlt123
    @MrDlt123 Год назад +1680

    "Don't make me 'Dorito Mode' you. You wont like it."

    • @lestergillis3264
      @lestergillis3264 Год назад +11

      Oh yeah? What's that suppos...OH MY GO...

    • @an-ic6gs
      @an-ic6gs Год назад +2

      This video helps to destroy seed , demolish nature and to end of humanity .
      Change your thoughts and channel into seed planting please

    • @Two__Idiots
      @Two__Idiots Год назад

      ​@@an-ic6gs shut up

    • @AdmiralStoicRum
      @AdmiralStoicRum Год назад

      ​@@an-ic6gs What if I put seeds in a shotgun shell?

    • @michealklondike4049
      @michealklondike4049 Год назад

      @@an-ic6gsno

  • @jacobw793
    @jacobw793 11 месяцев назад +1223

    Me: drops nuke
    Also me: “Nah, things ain’t looking good, im going to eject and parachute straight into the nuclear blast zone”

    • @Analog_Momo
      @Analog_Momo 5 месяцев назад +9

      Those jets go plenty fast enough to get you put of the blast zone before you eject chief

    • @kylehayes6432
      @kylehayes6432 5 месяцев назад +17

      ​@Analog_Momo Regardless I wouldn't want to be within 100 miles of the blast zone.

    • @Kapaszka
      @Kapaszka 5 месяцев назад +5

      @@Analog_MomoAnd there was and maybe still is a parachute on the bomb so the plane can get enough time to escape the area

    • @jbrownbear742
      @jbrownbear742 5 месяцев назад +1

      The entire cockpit ejects and can survive a nuclear blast

    • @ruthless630
      @ruthless630 5 месяцев назад

      Bro did you not see that it ejects the cockpit and fires the rocket from the back, flying out of the blast zone

  • @DefendTechTalks
    @DefendTechTalks 5 месяцев назад +2

    Omg thank you soo much I was looking for a tutorial on this for ages !

  • @BonnieVrGaming-
    @BonnieVrGaming- 3 месяца назад +2

    That one guy : I'ma take a crap out of it 💥💥💥💥💥💥💥 BOOM

  • @questonblock
    @questonblock 11 месяцев назад +5960

    Me: puts on curtains
    The big ass mountain infront of me:

    • @Benay_AANTA
      @Benay_AANTA 10 месяцев назад +662

      *T E R R A I N*

    • @Kenchen1107
      @Kenchen1107 10 месяцев назад +603

      *P U L L U P*

    • @edgarviernes2532
      @edgarviernes2532 10 месяцев назад +295

      You'll probably fly higher when your dropping a nuke so you might not even hit a mountain because they're lower than 21k+ feet

    • @micsunday14
      @micsunday14 10 месяцев назад +42

      These hit mountains quite often. Look it up

    • @edgarviernes2532
      @edgarviernes2532 10 месяцев назад +87

      @@micsunday14 mountain everst is 21k feet but most fighter jets fly at 41k-51k feet

  • @swarajmane8828
    @swarajmane8828 Год назад +2522

    Imagine dropping a nuke in today's modern planes, you are just about to send it and then 'I am not a robot' pops up

    • @xanderunderwoods3363
      @xanderunderwoods3363 Год назад +204

      Must select all pictures with traffic signs

    • @tuttuti123
      @tuttuti123 Год назад +44

      some ace combat shit honestly

    • @IncendiaryOCE
      @IncendiaryOCE Год назад +78

      "3, 2, 1, Goddamnit now I have to select all the bicycles... aaaaand we missed the drop window"

    • @royceomani5127
      @royceomani5127 Год назад +22

      All fun in games till a captcha pops up

    • @SantaFe588
      @SantaFe588 Год назад +18

      ​@@xanderunderwoods3363 Must select all pictures with Finnish snipers

  • @garlicguy-uj2ge
    @garlicguy-uj2ge 4 месяца назад +1

    Whats scarier than a nuke a nuke flying at you at Mach 2

  • @strange_tastecereal5558
    @strange_tastecereal5558 5 месяцев назад +3

    Thanks for the tutorial really needed it

  • @abbytran8514
    @abbytran8514 Год назад +3017

    "It is generally inadvisable to eject over the area you have just bombed"

    • @justme2296
      @justme2296 Год назад +123

      Nuked* so it's even worse lmfao

    • @SnotRocket6515
      @SnotRocket6515 Год назад +30

      Exactly my thoughts lol

    • @fallinginthed33p
      @fallinginthed33p Год назад +54

      Drop nuke and then eject?!

    • @crustman5982
      @crustman5982 Год назад

      Might be easier than living your last days starving and dying from radiation poisoning once the globe is a parking lot

    • @holycarp9805
      @holycarp9805 Год назад +21

      ​@@justme2296 nuke = fancy bomb

  • @505antonio
    @505antonio Год назад +1426

    Everybody gangsta till you enter Dorito mode

    • @BaldyFade
      @BaldyFade Год назад +16

      Professional Dorito here, I’d advise against that. Way too much bastio

    • @germanher7528
      @germanher7528 Год назад +6

      Saucy

    • @Sean-vs3se
      @Sean-vs3se Год назад +1

      The original gangster Dorito is the British Vulcan 🇬🇧

    • @200Carl
      @200Carl Год назад +2

      It's all fun and games watching a cool jet pass by until suddenly you see their wing design change to dorito mode...

    • @stanleybochenek1862
      @stanleybochenek1862 Год назад

      That’s what the TR3B LOOKS LIKE
      BIG DORITO
      DETO

  • @gregedwards1087
    @gregedwards1087 8 месяцев назад +1

    "Dorito Mode", LMFAO, first time I'd heard that one, love it. :)

  • @KaiokenRush
    @KaiokenRush 3 месяца назад +2

    As a north korean I thank you for this simple tutorial

  • @jackschneider17
    @jackschneider17  Год назад +2742

    Fun fact: the F-111 took out more tanks than the A-10 in Desert Storm!

    • @wellitriedig
      @wellitriedig Год назад +6

      Hi

    • @Jisttoturn
      @Jisttoturn Год назад +273

      „Fun fact the a-10 isn’t good at its job“-Jackschneider

    • @Ktmfan450
      @Ktmfan450 Год назад +124

      ​@@Jisttoturn Its sad but it's true

    • @dingus1111
      @dingus1111 Год назад +121

      @@Jisttoturnbut…but the BRRRRRRRRT ?

    • @dannydetonator
      @dannydetonator Год назад +44

      ​@@JisttoturnWho cares, it's famous + fearsome reputation. I heard its job as a slow flying 20mm shredder were usually well done.
      Not too deep in US war tech lessons, so plz explain where did A10 fail?

  • @mutantender1099
    @mutantender1099 Год назад +2479

    If you dump fuel while on afterburner, it’ll ignite the fuel and make a pretty sick fire on the back. Good reference, friend

    • @TheBigFatHairyCheese
      @TheBigFatHairyCheese Год назад +78

      Agreed. Ive seen an F111 do it at an air show, it’s pretty cool to watch.

    • @Azerbaijani_gaming_chair
      @Azerbaijani_gaming_chair Год назад +36

      ​@@TheBigFatHairyCheese never seen an aardvark do it, but I saw a gripen do it.

    • @ducksonarock
      @ducksonarock Год назад +13

      I think the f14 can do it too

    • @mutantender1099
      @mutantender1099 Год назад +7

      @@ducksonarock yep

    • @antonykuo3809
      @antonykuo3809 Год назад +20

      Not many people know this from the look of the comment section. I’ve seen it irl before and it looks so cool. Like a giant flame thrower

  • @zalankolozsvari
    @zalankolozsvari 5 месяцев назад +2

    I needed this thank you

  • @jessegarver3085
    @jessegarver3085 5 месяцев назад +2

    Thanks man I’ve been keeping this baby as my daily 😅 didn’t know it had a nuke feature, cool!

  • @jansenrosa7062
    @jansenrosa7062 Год назад +423

    Remember kids: next time you're dropping nuclear bombs, ask for consent

    • @alexander-mauricemillamlae4567
      @alexander-mauricemillamlae4567 Год назад +5

      Not from the people you drop it on tho, that may lead to awkward questions. You don't want that

    • @NineNineSevenTurbo
      @NineNineSevenTurbo Год назад

      I DO NOT CONSENT!!! I DO NOT CONSENT!!

    • @jansenrosa7062
      @jansenrosa7062 Год назад

      ​@@alexander-mauricemillamlae4567 when questioned, simply state you were engaging in a bit of tomfoolery

  • @Sarcastican_
    @Sarcastican_ Год назад +2347

    Hey, where's the "do not try this at home" disclaimer? People need to know not to do this.

    • @makzer8770
      @makzer8770 Год назад +105

      You can't stop me 😈
      Btw anyone knows how to fly over russian anti air defence without getting noticed? I'm asking for a friend.

    • @frankierzucekjr
      @frankierzucekjr Год назад +10

      Lmao, especially these days

    • @Mr._Bellic
      @Mr._Bellic Год назад +10

      @@makzer8770 I’ll help you

    • @User-ghcwvouvmgs
      @User-ghcwvouvmgs Год назад +10

      Well he didn't actually do anything dangerous. The most dangerous thing was probably his wiping his finder on the residue.
      People can do anything he did in the video safely because he didn't drop a nuke

    • @makzer8770
      @makzer8770 Год назад

      @@User-ghcwvouvmgs yet.

  • @Butterforyourtoastandjam
    @Butterforyourtoastandjam 6 месяцев назад +13

    “Also if you know, you know” got me dying 😂
    Nobody:
    F-111:
    *shooting flames as long as it like it just had taco bell*

    • @ImplodedAtom
      @ImplodedAtom 3 месяца назад +1

      Yep, we know 🔥🔥🔥

    • @S1su
      @S1su 2 месяца назад +2

      What does the dumbing fuel do? I mean it dumbs fuel but what special is there to know about it?

    • @S1su
      @S1su 2 месяца назад +1

      @@ImplodedAtom What does the dumbing fuel do? I mean it dumbs fuel but what special is there to know about it?

    • @Butterforyourtoastandjam
      @Butterforyourtoastandjam 2 месяца назад +3

      @@S1su when the f-111 dumps fuel it’s called a dump and burn bc the fuel gets ejected right behind the engines so it makes a huge flame

    • @S1su
      @S1su 2 месяца назад +1

      @@Butterforyourtoastandjam ty

  • @MeBlus
    @MeBlus День назад

    That fuel dump switches is very satisfying when turned on

  • @altoticket
    @altoticket Год назад +2747

    Fun fact: for dropping a nuke you just need consent from a team officer not from the target (way more fun when it’s a surprise)

    • @benstacy4941
      @benstacy4941 Год назад +45

      💀💀💀💀

    • @ZanderStrom10
      @ZanderStrom10 Год назад +77

      Japan was so shocked

    • @FirstBlockhead
      @FirstBlockhead Год назад +38

      ​@@ZanderStrom10I think they were more surprised that we had more than one.
      Still weak compared to what we have nowadays.

    • @MrTorivity
      @MrTorivity Год назад +41

      We engage in a *medium* amount of tomfoolery.

    • @mennomelein8192
      @mennomelein8192 Год назад +2

      Thanks for the advice

  • @drpepperman8509
    @drpepperman8509 11 месяцев назад +2552

    Drops bomb* looks at crew mate* "it was nice knowing you* pulls ejection handle

    • @alexashworth3119
      @alexashworth3119 10 месяцев назад +25

      🤣

    • @JD-rd4pk
      @JD-rd4pk 9 месяцев назад +148

      Lmao, since the cockpit itself ejects, they come with you. So yall just get fucked in the nuclear aftermath.

    • @BernieGores-ji3hd
      @BernieGores-ji3hd 9 месяцев назад +20

      Ejecto seato beyotch

    • @kenny8654
      @kenny8654 9 месяцев назад +23

      @@JD-rd4pkI think that was the point of the joke lol

    • @BengalLancer
      @BengalLancer 8 месяцев назад +7

      With f 111 that's not going to work.. it's a pod ejection... Not a seat ejection. The entire cockpit flies away that means your navigator too

  • @braindead2813
    @braindead2813 20 часов назад

    If this video is ever found in the future they might just think his casual tone meant everyone had one 😂

  • @that_one_guy_with_the_face
    @that_one_guy_with_the_face 6 месяцев назад +1

    Ejects into a fire ball hotter then the sun: well shi-

  • @starexcelsior
    @starexcelsior Год назад +477

    So glad I looked up this tutorial, almost forgot to deploy the curtains. Really saved me big time

    • @EditWaveProductions69
      @EditWaveProductions69 Год назад +1

      Same here

    • @edgepixel8467
      @edgepixel8467 Год назад +3

      Now if I could only find out what “Enter Durito Mode” means…

    • @BluelySPDR
      @BluelySPDR Год назад +2

      They didn’t give consent...

    • @TiredAllways
      @TiredAllways Год назад

      You bro wtf is that is that a Dorito IS THAT A BOM-

  • @zerg9523
    @zerg9523 Год назад +124

    Nuclear bomb check list start with “close the curtains”… thats dope

  • @urmomaliar
    @urmomaliar 8 месяцев назад +2

    instructions unclear, ive ended up in mexico’s most dangerous prison

  • @LuckyEddie_PNW
    @LuckyEddie_PNW 3 месяца назад

    Nice. I was an F-111F crew chief in the mid/late 90s, and a member of the last operational US F-111 fighter squadron!

  • @youssefnr1310
    @youssefnr1310 11 месяцев назад +2509

    "if you don't like how things are going you can pull this and it will eject the entire cockpit"
    *Gets fucking obliterated by the nuke*

    • @UTC_10
      @UTC_10 8 месяцев назад +36

      *removes word pit*

    • @rtate26695
      @rtate26695 7 месяцев назад +47

      ​@@UTC_10your not funny at all

    • @Fhgjbgjdjdugidjdhvv
      @Fhgjbgjdjdugidjdhvv 7 месяцев назад

      @@rtate26695ok

    • @woohootinyrick3580
      @woohootinyrick3580 7 месяцев назад

      @@rtate26695 and *your* grammar is shit.. we all suck at something, don’t worry. *You’re* gonna be alright👍🏼

    • @Freedom-denier
      @Freedom-denier 7 месяцев назад

      ​​@@rtate26695he was no harm to you

  • @frankierzucekjr
    @frankierzucekjr Год назад +307

    I actually feel ejecting the entire cockpit instead of just the seat is a better way to exit if need be

    • @JustAGlitchFL
      @JustAGlitchFL Год назад +45

      Yes, but that only really works on larger aircraft. Not really enough space on a fighter.

    • @Sweedster
      @Sweedster Год назад +40

      The B-58 Hustler had escape pods for each pilot, they allow you to survive supersonic ejection which is great

    • @frankierzucekjr
      @frankierzucekjr Год назад +14

      Yea these planes and jets are so fascinating. It's crazy that some things they made way back in the 60s is still used today. I think that's pretty awesome and ahead of their time.

    • @thelandofnod123
      @thelandofnod123 Год назад +15

      @@frankierzucekjr the pre production F-111 had normal seats. On production aircraft the crew module could also act as a life raft if it landed in the water, complete with a bilge pump and floatation bag (courtesy of the attenuation bag), both maintained by using the control stick. This would have been particularly useful had the F-111B been adopted by the US Navy.

    • @dt99022
      @dt99022 Год назад +1

      I wonder if this could be used on helicopters, making them much safer (or even possible in the first place for many!) to eject from.

  • @jakedeprizio
    @jakedeprizio 5 месяцев назад +1

    Dorito mode got me dying on the floor 😂😂😂😂

  • @HUNDREDTHOUSANDPLEASE
    @HUNDREDTHOUSANDPLEASE 3 месяца назад +1

    Bro says it so casually like if everyone has a fucking whole ass f111 in there garage

  • @Noobixm-GGD
    @Noobixm-GGD Год назад +624

    Nah man, the planes gonna be screaming TERRAIN TERRAIN TERRAIN if I stop looking out the windows for 5 seconds

    • @carsder
      @carsder 11 месяцев назад +9

      Nah man instrument flight rating is a thing

    • @Snakester218
      @Snakester218 11 месяцев назад +21

      ALTITUDE ALTITUDE PULL UP PULL UP FLIGHT CONTROLS when you look away for one goddamn second

    • @joseluislopez3843
      @joseluislopez3843 11 месяцев назад +4

      Pov me in flight sim

    • @carsder
      @carsder 11 месяцев назад

      @@joseluislopez3843 mans taking VFR (visual flight rating) too far 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

    • @paulsayman3069
      @paulsayman3069 11 месяцев назад +1

      well i think it has an automatic ground following radar to fly it as low as 50 meters
      but what would the radar follow if you just nuked the ground bekow you

  • @TheWellRoundedWarrior
    @TheWellRoundedWarrior 11 месяцев назад +123

    Imagine dumping fuel, kicking on the afterburner and getting picked up by a Star Wars satellite.

  • @erindufour6039
    @erindufour6039 3 месяца назад +1

    Its funny how people make things like this but its also interesting

  • @Verminator4
    @Verminator4 3 часа назад

    Thanks, was just about to do this and needed a helpful tutorial

  • @Fredfredbug4
    @Fredfredbug4 Год назад +232

    Lowering the shutters before dropping a nuke is metal as fuck

    • @peterelmo2181
      @peterelmo2181 Год назад +6

      Like that time a mentally unstable guy threw a live grenade into a child nursery home. Also I can't forget that time my friend's dad smashed his ps5 so my friend smashed his wife

    • @vappyreon1176
      @vappyreon1176 Год назад +11

      ​@@peterelmo2181 what

    • @taraskhan475
      @taraskhan475 Год назад +5

      @@peterelmo2181 i am so confused

    • @brayysson3129
      @brayysson3129 Год назад +1

      @@peterelmo2181 schizophrenia is a helluva disorder

    • @peterelmo2181
      @peterelmo2181 Год назад

      @@taraskhan475 my friend: My dad smashed my ps5, so I smashed his wife 😎
      The homeless guy: Eat some pineapple grenade kids!

  • @CallMeRio_
    @CallMeRio_ Год назад +620

    Ahh yes just what I needed. Plans for the weekend are set 👍

    • @RetardAntiFurry
      @RetardAntiFurry Год назад +1

      i was gonna say that

    • @stevethebeast150
      @stevethebeast150 Год назад +1

      Yes, just my plans as well over Russia

    • @Gordonizon
      @Gordonizon Год назад +3

      Hey Ferb, I know what we’re gonna do today!

    • @peacock_Skullgirls890
      @peacock_Skullgirls890 Год назад +2

      On my way to Japan with this, they need a third dose

    • @RetardAntiFurry
      @RetardAntiFurry Год назад +1

      @@peacock_Skullgirls890 the usa planned a third nuke, but japan surrendered. if you want to know more google the demon core

  • @BTMYYY
    @BTMYYY 5 месяцев назад

    Man thank you for helping me i needed this

  • @sunnyisaperson
    @sunnyisaperson 7 месяцев назад +1

    Me: Puts down curtains
    🛩️ 🏔️

  • @_Flagon
    @_Flagon Год назад +1013

    youtube tutorials going wild every day ngl 💀

    • @erikig
      @erikig Год назад +4

      Can’t wait for the next one 😂

    • @MZain1
      @MZain1 Год назад +1

      Jitna bhi chahay yeh kr na paay NGL,
      Mein krun rise till the day that I die.
      $ Saaaaaign ❤️❤️✌️

    • @_Flagon
      @_Flagon Год назад +1

      @@MZain1 man why this npc chose me as his victim

    • @patatochep
      @patatochep Год назад

      @@_Flagonlmfao ikr

    • @BahSlaPq
      @BahSlaPq Год назад

      ​@@_Flagon bro is speaking ضصثف

  • @Asfragged
    @Asfragged Год назад +1780

    How have I been in the Air Force for 13 years and never heard "dorito mode"?

    • @Final_SC
      @Final_SC Год назад +74

      Maybe people call it as a joke, it is probably called something else, like wing sweep

    • @gravygraves5112
      @gravygraves5112 Год назад +59

      Probably because aircraft with variable geometry wings haven't been operated by our airforce since the 90s and the pilots and navigators of those were older guys into the 2000s if they were still in. My pa was a Phantom and Aardvark Nav and he started in 1969 and retired in like 91.

    • @Asfragged
      @Asfragged Год назад +24

      @@gravygraves5112 the B1 is variable geo.

    • @gravygraves5112
      @gravygraves5112 Год назад +5

      @@Asfragged Shit, got me there. Forgot that thing exists tbh. Not really Dorito shaped with the wings swept back though

    • @Mcdouble123
      @Mcdouble123 Год назад +22

      you aren’t certified for the cool ranch code yet. that requires 15years.

  • @derek8676
    @derek8676 3 месяца назад

    “If you know, you know” that’s just the spicy afterburner switch

  • @Sunsetfarm44
    @Sunsetfarm44 5 месяцев назад

    Thanks this helped me a lot so whenever i go to school this will be a quick and easy tip

  • @kewlwarez
    @kewlwarez Год назад +487

    Vulcan pilotes just wore an eyepatch over one of their eyes so they still got one working eye after the flash happened...

    • @Hazzzy021
      @Hazzzy021 Год назад +40

      Why u changin' a Pirates story to Pilots man😂

    • @HoesLoveCoCo
      @HoesLoveCoCo Год назад +3

      *pilots

    • @nobody_fear
      @nobody_fear Год назад

      @@HoesLoveCoCo 🤓

    • @HoesLoveCoCo
      @HoesLoveCoCo Год назад

      @@nobody_fear ah yes im a nerd cause im not retarded 🤷🏻‍♂️

    • @dah_goofster
      @dah_goofster Год назад +6

      Pirates*

  • @Martial1886
    @Martial1886 Год назад +451

    “Hey Ferb! I know what we’re gonna do today.”

    • @Curuchee
      @Curuchee Год назад +5

      Phineas and Ferb in world war lll be like:

    • @tiziocaio104
      @tiziocaio104 Год назад +5

      ​@@Curuchee phineas and ferb after joining aviation:

    • @ItsGorka
      @ItsGorka Год назад

      Go dorito mode? They do that every day, have you seen their faces?

  • @Otter_129
    @Otter_129 4 месяца назад

    Thank you so much! This helped a lot with my daily life 😊

  • @discoverymoi
    @discoverymoi 4 месяца назад

    Needed this so bad, bout to do it right now and had little doubts. Thanks man. 🙏🏽

  • @axolotl_2
    @axolotl_2 Год назад +441

    There's something so cosmicly funny about the fact that there's s "Nuclear consent" switch.
    Like they really made a couple of switches that's just:
    "Are you aware of what you are about to unleash upon this earth and wish to proceed."

    • @mynameskorg464
      @mynameskorg464 Год назад +36

      those annoying pop-ups!

    • @wills.5762
      @wills.5762 Год назад +15

      Its two switches linked together, both switches must be turned, and both switches have different keys that never ever go to the same person, hence mutual "nuclear consent"

    • @wow302
      @wow302 Год назад +2

      It isn't funny my dog died from a nuke.

    • @WhiteUnicorn82
      @WhiteUnicorn82 Год назад +2

      Could you fly a plane from JFK int. to Sydney, Aus, without looking out anything, (blocked out windows)? Using just flight controls and a gimble, compass and airspeed, pen and paper..? If not, you have no right to talk about a switch.

    • @Peanutbuttercrackers8720
      @Peanutbuttercrackers8720 Год назад +1

      @@wow302 cap

  • @frankierzucekjr
    @frankierzucekjr Год назад +197

    Dorito mode. Good way to put it tbh lol. One freakin awesome and extremely expensive dorito lol

  • @N1all
    @N1all 7 месяцев назад

    Thanks! The tips worked out really well.😊

  • @Drawwithtix
    @Drawwithtix 2 месяца назад +1

    Pro tip : DONT EJECT IF YOU HAVE A NUKE ON BOARD

  • @KobyAustin1
    @KobyAustin1 Год назад +213

    So, this is what he is doing with the backyard jet I see.

  • @billymunce4602
    @billymunce4602 10 месяцев назад +1645

    For the little bit at the end I think it’s referring to when the f111s would dump fuel and light it as the plane flew overhead. They used to do this when I was a kid during river fire (big firework show) in Brisbane Australia.

    • @Thatcatmax
      @Thatcatmax 8 месяцев назад +14

      Bro brizzy is the best I can't lie

    • @BJPalmerDC
      @BJPalmerDC 8 месяцев назад +14

      Not many people can say they have seen the aardvark’s flaming skid mark 🔥💨

    • @garlicbreadlikesqfes
      @garlicbreadlikesqfes 8 месяцев назад +5

      @@Thatcatmaxspoken like a true not from brisbane and have only ever been to inner city during tourist events person

    • @michael2636
      @michael2636 8 месяцев назад +9

      ​@@ThatcatmaxI prefer Space Brisbane. Go Space Broncos!
      Careful, Burter. Space Dingo will eat your Space Baby, just like me sister. Poor Sheila.

    • @JohnDoe-rx3vn
      @JohnDoe-rx3vn 8 месяцев назад

      Thanks! Gonna go find video of that right now

  • @Zaltic
    @Zaltic 2 месяца назад

    The fact of a consent switch being included just shows how serious these bombs are

  • @tysykora7592
    @tysykora7592 3 месяца назад

    Thanks I will probaly use this knowledge you taught me very soon ur a life saver!

  • @alanjordan9772
    @alanjordan9772 8 месяцев назад +661

    I always hit the consent button before I'm about to drop a nuke inside of my tinder date.

    • @cdjdllpo299
      @cdjdllpo299 5 месяцев назад +13

      WOAH AYO 💀

    • @Messier42-handle
      @Messier42-handle 5 месяцев назад +7

      ​@@cdjdllpo299 no. no ayo. its intentionally "sus",

    • @Prime-yashin
      @Prime-yashin 5 месяцев назад +8

      She doesn’t

    • @mrmirchi3647
      @mrmirchi3647 5 месяцев назад +2

      @@Prime-yashin🤨📸

    • @PhilTgaming11
      @PhilTgaming11 5 месяцев назад

      😏😏😏😏

  • @user-oq2rk7ep8f
    @user-oq2rk7ep8f Год назад +435

    Damn really needed this!! Was really having trouble dropping nukes.

    • @OnsideE
      @OnsideE Год назад

      234 likes and no comments? I fix dis!

    • @noorhadi7300
      @noorhadi7300 Год назад

      265 like and 1 comments ? OH HELL NAH

    • @ferna8397A
      @ferna8397A Год назад

      2 comments? nah. 3

    • @jaminator2720
      @jaminator2720 Год назад

      301 likes and only three comments as an upstanding citizen i cant let this slide

    • @ferna8397A
      @ferna8397A Год назад +1

      @@jaminator2720 i cant agree more my man

  • @chrisloveshistory
    @chrisloveshistory 3 месяца назад

    Thanks man i was needing this

  • @Plopface
    @Plopface 3 месяца назад

    Thank you, I needed this so much! 😊

  • @gamingbynithish6872
    @gamingbynithish6872 Год назад +3078

    Bro just revealed a nuclear code💀💀

    • @Mrpostman1567
      @Mrpostman1567 Год назад +148

      Its old from when the guy ejected

    • @peepers46
      @peepers46 Год назад +176

      Yeah, now all ya need is access to a stealth jet, carrying a nuke, under DEFCON-1…all this besides likely thousands of hours flying this beautiful piece of avionics, passing the PRC and who knows what else. Lol.

    • @ToyotaCorolla-vg8qv
      @ToyotaCorolla-vg8qv Год назад +89

      @@peepers46 also assuming that's even the code. Not like they could've changed the numbers in the cockpit or anything, certainly not.

    • @bryantg7641
      @bryantg7641 Год назад +5

      ​@@ToyotaCorolla-vg8qv .... I agree, certainly NOT !!!!

    • @JBeamGT3
      @JBeamGT3 Год назад +16

      @@Mrpostman1567it is a neat thought to entertain though, it IS technically possible that that particular plane and cockpit was involved in testing and those codes where at some point used potentially. I personally think the system would’ve been zeroed out afterwards or maybe they ejected after a botched nuclear test 🤷🏻‍♂️ I don’t know anything about this particular plane so it’s a neat idea lol.

  • @Space_Equestrian
    @Space_Equestrian Год назад +457

    Thanks for the reminders on how it's done, I'll make sure to use them at 24/08/2029 13:46 PM CEST

    • @Foxstab
      @Foxstab Год назад

      Time to Terminate a Terminator. FU SKynet!

    • @cigang2143
      @cigang2143 Год назад +8

      Yoyoyo🎉

    • @silvercypher8435
      @silvercypher8435 Год назад +15

      Why so specific

    • @masonwright9000
      @masonwright9000 Год назад +10

      Interesting

    • @adinman33
      @adinman33 Год назад +31

      Imagine by some random occasion something actually happens at that date

  • @caydenvandusen7464
    @caydenvandusen7464 7 месяцев назад

    Thanks bro i really needed that 💯 🙏

  • @r3dbruh1
    @r3dbruh1 7 месяцев назад +1

    BRO THANK YOU I WAS LOOKING FORWARD TO THIS 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏😁😁😁😁😁

  • @Hirmikss
    @Hirmikss Год назад +1146

    Now thats a video id watch at an airport.

    • @towfy
      @towfy Год назад +8

      imagine lol

    • @spyder027
      @spyder027 Год назад +8

      At full volume 😂

    • @remybousquet1749
      @remybousquet1749 11 месяцев назад +4

      ​@@spyder027hé wont risk anything xD
      Hé would get in more trouble just by bringing a gif about a water bottle

    • @theskicker8856
      @theskicker8856 10 месяцев назад

      500th like

    • @christhut8140
      @christhut8140 10 месяцев назад

      ​@@theskicker8856no one cares

  • @joshuaa.4358
    @joshuaa.4358 Год назад +433

    Great life hacks! I'll be sure to try them out some time 👍😁

  • @-_.ttghjj
    @-_.ttghjj 22 часа назад

    Thanks I really needed help on how to launch rockets

  • @ZamorahTas
    @ZamorahTas 2 дня назад +1

    Thanks ror this tip it worked perfecly😂❤

  • @fortiethparty1817
    @fortiethparty1817 Год назад +248

    This man just put himself on the FBI watch list

    • @hoverboard365
      @hoverboard365 Год назад +2

      This whole comment section is on that watchlist

    • @chri-k
      @chri-k 11 месяцев назад +7

      @@hoverboard365the FBI does not give a single F about this

    • @matthewmosier8439
      @matthewmosier8439 11 месяцев назад

      The F bI should actually be on a watchlist, ironically

    • @zacablaster
      @zacablaster 11 месяцев назад +3

      He owns multiple airframes technically capable of some really bad shit. I think buying the stuff was worse than making the video here

    • @notveryobviousguy4373
      @notveryobviousguy4373 11 месяцев назад

      You rang?

  • @blackburngaming8345
    @blackburngaming8345 Год назад +164

    "Now sweep the wings back to enter dorito mode"

    • @Rip_FrostyVR
      @Rip_FrostyVR Год назад +2

      Paint it orange and make the hanger a massive dorito bag and it's an actual flying dorito

  • @beaglebango9191
    @beaglebango9191 5 месяцев назад

    Thanks dude, didnt know what to do, thank goodness that i found this while in the plane 🙏

  • @voiceofjeff
    @voiceofjeff 3 месяца назад

    Hey Jack, I always like your videos. They're fun and entertaining. Thanks for sharing; and please keep them coming!