He doesn't deny your permission to live, he politely declines the validity of your government distributed license declaring your granted right to live within this realm, and revokes your access to the mortal coil
Lol. Auto-generated subtitles read, "I've never wife in OP thought/ Straight on the horse like Roquefort/ I like my kings in crowns and Bulgarians not jeans from Top Shot/ I skirt round town on a pony/ Got one called Edgar and Toady/ I dated a thing called passion had to data because the backs was boning."
@@quaianthegrimreaper7556 look at the way that I danced the way that I danced is now going to obey in a trance Your mother your sister your maid *in* your aunt (!) saw support?
@@HassanAhmed-rf9xr thought, i spit these bars with my chest like i'm marring a crops top I said it once and i'll say it again, i could never have a wife in awkward straight on the horse like [____] I like my tails and crowns and ball gowns not chains from Top shot I spent round town on a pony But one called Edgar and Tony
He doesn't roast people, He gradually increases their temperatures to be equivalent to the degree required to execute a successful Barbecue meal, whilst eloquently utilizing remarkable word manipulation skills.
Istg i can just imagine the people around the park looking at a grown man in an expensive outfit just trotting around and shaking his ass on a tree stump and thinking "we dont live the same life..."
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This man is rapping in Times New Roman
Bruh
@@Elberich1 Bruh
no in lobster font
everybody here is copying comments from charlie sloth's video
Let me ask you this how do you know unknown p?
He doesn't diss people he diminishes their social status
Copied comment from Charlie Sloth’s video.
wat
It still works
@@mattfromswitchsports9679 what works
He doesnt die he just Spits fire to get burned and spit more fire
He doesn't kill you, he just denies your permission to live.
yes
@@RedStone576 yes
He doesn't kill you, he simplistically denies to grant the permission for you to survive for a continuous indefinite time.
He doesn't deny your permission to live, he politely declines the validity of your government distributed license declaring your granted right to live within this realm, and revokes your access to the mortal coil
yes
"You had a fling with the ting called fiona, guess that makes you a shrek..."
*ᵈᶦˢᵍᵘˢᵗᶦⁿᵍ*
I’d kill to be shrek
@Harrison Cook do you like jelly bean
@@bruhchungus126 Kno
Shrek is beautiful
@Harrison Cook You are not cultured enough to understand "who" it is.
“You mother, Your sister, Your nan, Your maid and Your aunt. *Saucy* “
That saucy tho Lmao!!!
3 generations and a maid
Saucy
I thought it said sausage
Dammit there’s something so arrogant an posh about the saucy
He's actually got more bars than most drill rappers
Chris Bardell Artist most drill bars are bout cheffing yutes and backing skengs on opps
Talhah Naqvi they think that makes them real, this is more real than they’ll ever beh
It's sad how true this actually is, clapping skengs doesn't make you a decent rapper, same way rapping about skengs doesn't mean you grip one
All of them, it’s not hard to do drill just talk about stabbing,dealing,rape and beefing and that’s that oh don’t forget to have no personality
@@talhahnaqvi4306 that's the whole point
He doesn't roast you, he carefully over steps boundaries humorously while describing your body features in a less respectful way.
He doesn't roast you, he simply deconstructs your social reputation among a group of humans in a humourous and impactfully less respectful manner.
He doesn’t roast you, he politely points out the things that diminish your worth while gracefully speed talking to a series of divine beats.
He doesnt rap he sings with words in a fast manner that is satisfying to the ear
copied from another video but ok
He eradicates his opposers by pleasing the ear with an oral aestheticism that supersedes all the lyrical ignoramus’
He doesn’t end your career, he politely introduces you to a wider variety of professions that may suit your competence level.
LMFAOOOO best one so far
that was acc good
what americans think uk rap sounds like:
Imtiaz Hossain fr🤣
Literally they think it's posh rap but it really isn't. 😂🤦🏻♂️
Yuppp lolll
I'm proud to say I'm your 500th like
Rf
This guy is quality over quantity 🔥
Mitchell Robinson take your head out your ass
👌
Big Jill is better -.-
Tall Sloth
Who? And no
ur joking right??
I learned two things by watching this video:
1) He could never wifey an Opp Thot
2) The way that he dances will put your bae in a trance
He also skrrrts round town on a pony, called either Edgar or Tony
Bonus fact:
-Has a pony called Edgar
@@AdrianCosmanand tony
And your mother, your sister, your nan, your maid, and your aunt
P’s dance moves are second only the wondrous Viennese Waltz. Absolutely smashing, my good man.
He raps so proper that even the subtitles can track down the exact words he is saying
Lol. Auto-generated subtitles read, "I've never wife in OP thought/
Straight on the horse like Roquefort/
I like my kings in crowns and Bulgarians not jeans from Top Shot/
I skirt round town on a pony/
Got one called Edgar and Toady/
I dated a thing called passion had to data because the backs was boning."
LMAO THE BACKS WERE BONING
KINGS IN BULGARIANS
You had a fling with a tinkled fiona, guess that makes a stress
@@quaianthegrimreaper7556 look at the way that I danced the way that I danced is now going to obey in a trance
Your mother your sister your maid *in* your aunt (!) saw support?
@@HassanAhmed-rf9xr thought, i spit these bars with my chest like i'm marring a crops top
I said it once and i'll say it again, i could never have a wife in awkward
straight on the horse like [____]
I like my tails and crowns and ball gowns not chains from Top shot
I spent round town on a pony
But one called Edgar and Tony
"Dated a ting called Tasha had to dash her cus her back was bony"
😂
SO DEAD LOL
He's funny man 😂
😂😂😂😂
Yeah we heard the lyrics thanks 😂
@@heisenburg8608 yhyh 🤦🏾♂😂
When he said “bugger off opposition” I felt that 👀❌🧢🌊🔥
So did I bro
It triggered me
@@TwofourA trust
Lewis Brown ok but you’re still both wannabes
Trust
This guy doesnt diss someone, he colonizes their social confidence
"Colonizes" BAHAHAHAH 💀
But he’s back
The "disgusting" adlib on 0:32 was so goddamn proper
FAX 🤣🤣🤣
He really said “DisGH~usting~ 😒☕️”
“BUGGER OFF” 😂😂😂🔥
8=============================================D
"BUGGER OFF" 😂😂😂🔥
this actually makes me proud to be British for once 😂😂
Word
'for once' there's so many things that make me a proud Brit.
Wordd Uk rhyming/bars and music is Major
Adam Taylor 😂
CeloJnr disgrace
This is so Li- Oh sorry where are my manners, This is really exquisite.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
such good manners
Posh
Well done, sir.
Well put sir😊
He doesn't roast people, He gradually increases their temperatures to be equivalent to the degree required to execute a successful Barbecue meal, whilst eloquently utilizing remarkable word manipulation skills.
Underrated asf
Photosynthesis
0:33 look at the way that I dance looool I'm crying
He do got moves tho
Saucy 😌👌
@@yinsomniac4128 LOL
It’s a trance
😂😂
" Not jeans from top shop" 😂😂🤘🏾
Ghastly!
"You had a fling with a ting called Fiona I guess that makes you shrek" mad bars
disgusting
0:33 the way he dances looks like it could put someone’s bae in a trance
Saucy
Your mother, your sister, your nan
Your maid and your aunt
The dikhead who disliked this needs to Bugger off
sam bekhtyari I think they thought it meant Dis-I-like
I feel u g
Bet it was Tasha on different accounts.
Like the c in dickhead
Trueeee
If he actually made a serious song,he’d be one of the best in UK ,very talented
This is serious he's spittin facts 😤
best in the world idk what u mean
He has bars but uno like listen to what he says😂
I am here from the future to tell you he dropped his debut single
@@ajoke5105 and it bloody great
He doesn't rap, he just reads finely written poetry in a fast and clean manner
He ain't a rapper he's a dashing poet 🥶🥶
My man slowly getting the royals into drill 😂 Watch the queen roll out on a 125 ped
Lolllllll🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💀
😂😂😂
😳
this aged horribly
is this how it happened
The way man was running down the hill had me in stitches 😂😂
Who are you fam
This man doesn’t spit bars, he cleverly arranges words.
He ain't rapping, he's singing in a poetic manner
“I like my tings in crowns and ball gowns, not jeans from top shop” 🙈🔥
Gastly
@@chef8199 ghastly*
**sensational**
More Unknown P plz you have a shot at making it big with this character if you do more of him
Bruh his character is hilarious. He effortlessly diss everyone no hesitation no fear 😂😂😂
And hes quick with it too 😂😂
Can everyone like this so that he sees it
0:33 that bit there had me in bits 😂😂
0:33 my man getting sturdy with it 😮💨😮💨
This is like the opposite of mumble rap, he pronounces every word extra clearly
Sherlock Homes when he just finish a job for a long day
I just heard this banger... I'm from Argentina, but for me, I would give him the Falklands gladly
falklands are already ours old chap
Ee yo tambien
We all agree that this is fire, right?
When he starts galloping fully violated im dead
Me too i can't breathe
I like how he looks like he’s genuinely having fun.
Classical rap
It says a lot about the state of rap when a comedian jokingly makes a better track then whats in the charts
bro the dance fr got me in a trance tho
That Shrek line was 🔥
“This one’s for you poundz and every opp that out there
Bugger off!”🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
I dont think people understand how fire this is🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
I wanna see Pounds reaction to this
O.H.G BOY 2019 yeah 😂😂🤣🤣
0:32 - 0:41 is no one going to talk about how fire this line was
frrr
0:00 - 1:00 is fire
“Look at the way I dance. The way that I dance has now got your bae in a trance.”
"Your mother, your sister, your nan, your maid and your aunt"
Saucy
If the back is boney all bets are off.
0:30 That line was friggin SMOOTH
Swear he absolutely kills it every time
Hard.
just look at the way that he ✨𝓭𝓸𝓷𝓬𝓮✨ 😍
The dance, did in fact, put me in a trance.
he doesnt insult you, he doesnt shout. he just politely confirms your faults
"I skrrt round town with a PONY." BRUH I'M DYING
Bro that dance tho
Got you in a trance right
@@antolimakrov5925 yep
my mans got on the skepta 97s yeah 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
My girlfriend looked over my shoulder and watched at 0:33
Give me my girl back Unknown P
0:33 Those moves are smoother than a baby's bottom
this is a certified tea and crumpets classic
i can't believe this man just politely lower my social status by obliterating my self-esteem
Thy mans rap expertise is exquisitely profound. For he does not terminate your rap profession, He unambiguously discombobulates it.
He's not dissing you, he's addressing your flaws
"You can tell a man's making cheques got the scalf like burberry" wheres an aquascutum scalf🤣
I swear if he made all the songs full length did promotion and dropped an EP I’d fully support and buy tickets for the tour.
I'll play this in Sainsbury's and tesco metro near my house.
I did, everybody started jamming as well.
You: 🕺
The guy she tells you not to worry about: 0:33
My favorite part is "I skrrtt round town in a pony, got one called edgar and tony" 🤣
The entire video was my favourite part
Man dressed like a 1942 detective
He is such a dashing Chad, calling me Shrek and dissing my appearance here and there. Ah love it
I don’t get it. This man should be one of RUclips’s biggest you tubers. He should be way above 1 million subs. Should also have a television show.
0:33 this guy is the worlds best dancer
this is actually better than probably all the drill raps ive heard of in my life
How the royal family rap:
He's not a roaster, just a gentleman with refined ideas about your person
"Your maid and your aunt"
Man's so fancy he thinks we have maids
Surrey's no.1 driller💉
" I like my tings in crowns and ballgowns, not jeans from Top shop" i felt that🤣
2023 still FIRE 🔥🔥🔥
Yep😂💀🔥
Yessirrr
This man is brilliant. Even as a joke HE HAS BARS!!! I'd buy his allbum
Possibly one of the best rappers I’ve ever heard
0:50 bruh the “ghastly”
It has really special vibe )
people: so what music you like?
me: it’s complicated…
This is the most British thing I’ve ever seen
Bro why is this individual not dropping more songs? I would literally pay for them? Please!!!
That little “diskustin” after the Shrek line 🤣🤣🤣
Actually goes hard.
This guy is hard 💯💥 he underrated
That "Bugger Off" echo at the end 😂😂😂
He is really damn good and has excellent word play 🙌🏽💯
This somehow kinda goes hard
Istg i can just imagine the people around the park looking at a grown man in an expensive outfit just trotting around and shaking his ass on a tree stump and thinking "we dont live the same life..."
Lol💀
Bugger off opposition🥵🔥🔥🔥
Me at borisssss lol
"had a fling with a ting called Fiona, guess that makes you a Shrek" thats my favourite line
That was the crunchiest 'crop top' I've ever heard