Sadly, most of this audience was dumbfounded by his intellect. I saw another show where he told the story of the three pigs, and the audience was enthralled by his genius, and were on top of the story. Perhaps the Shakespeare part of this story, is what had them confused and at a loss, lol. I love this guy's entertainment.
He is AWEOME!!! LOVE, LOVE, LOVE THE THREE LITTLE PIGS!!!❤ Also, I heard these very same expressions from my own parents! 🤣🤣🤣 He's not wrong!!! 🤣🤣🤣 ~APRIL LIPKE
This is more engaging and clever than outright funny. It's the kind of comedy that you totally enjoy although it doesn't cause you to laugh more than a chuckle.
"Until the last dog is hung" is first found in print in the 1860s, though the idiom may be older. The saying describes staying somewhere long after others have left, to stay very late at a party when others have gone home, to attend a concert, sporting event or social gathering and be the very last to leave, to persevere until the end. The word dog, in this case, refers to a human. Petty thieves and indigents have been referred to as dogs since the fourteenth century. It is tempting to believe that to stay until the last dog is hung is a reference to a massive execution event, in which criminals are hung in succession.
I love your versions of fairy tales and they prove the age old adage, that many parents of college students have muttered, "You want to get an English Major, what the heck is that good for?" Ad I can point to your comedy sketches. Great stuff!
He is unbelievable!! To know all those big words..remember them.. and use them to tell this amazing story.. like I said, unbelievable! Great talent, sir!😅
Wow,That was very impressive! It was funny and he remembered all those words, totally amazing to me! Definitely a twist in the story we grew up with! Great job!
Rare eloquence in these ineffible days. My 9 summers progeny spake in such manner for days, jovially and with great mirth of the confusion of his equally youthful fellows.
For a moment, when I glanced at his name, I thought, "Zounds! It's John Bunyan, author of Pilgrims Progress reincarnated!" But then I realized his surname isn't Bunyan. Love his extensive vocabulary, though.
"Were you born in a barn?" "I don't know. You were there." 😅 I remember one night at work, I belched so loud in the breakroom. One of my coworkers asked me if I was born in a bar (yes she said bar, not barn). To mess with her, I used Johns response.
Shakespeare was actually pretty funny. Here’s a scene from Macbeth. Banquo literally slyly calls the witches ugly old men… What are these So wither'd and so wild in their attire, That look not like the inhabitants o' the earth, And yet are on't? Live you? or are you aught That man may question? You seem to understand me, By each at once her choppy finger laying Upon her skinny lips: you should be women, And yet your beards forbid me to interpret That you are so.
When I was a teenager, my mother warned me that when at a party, not to leave my drink unattended, because someone might put illegal drugs in it! Well, I was never invited to those parties!
Great story telling but above all I prefer the english short and well express version of goldilocks and not that over exagerate long expression wording version
No you can't, that comment didn't make any sense. I'm a millennial and I understood some of it and there's no way to tell the age of the people that liked and commented on this video 🙄
got to admit your English teacher must have loved you or hated you very much. or to say whosevereth spaketh these words to you, which thou repeateth in comesque fashion. what say we then but perchance we had all once completed that senior year in the most grandioest of schools.
Actually if you saw a whole show of his you would love him. I saw him in person. He is hilarious. Check out his 3 little pigs along with that whole show. He was touring with Hawkins and outdid him.
For those new here or hadn't heard him before. You have to check out his 3 little pigs in Shakespeare.
Hysterical bit
His _Three Little Pigs_ is why i clicked on this video!... I'm less than a minute in, but i'm so excited, i had to stop & pop corn!
Yesss!! So funny!!
His Three Little Pigs is heer brilliance!
I've heard, it's so funny.
Heard the three little pigs. This guy is brilliant; way beyond just funny.
This is bloody marvelous. What incredibly sagacious perfection of performance. Our thanks to thee... *Bows*
😂😂❤
Lol
"Doth our kind, in the woods, make toilet?" 😂😂😂
This joke deserved way more laughs
Wow! That was wonderful and he had me mesmerized throughout it all. Will definitely look into more of John Branyan.
Check out his 3 little pigs soliloquy... it's epic!
John Branyan never disappoints in Shakespearean verse.......may God bless him always!
By my troth, I eagerly await his rendition of Cinderella, forsooth...! Methinks 'twill be a spectacle of wondrous mirth and enchantment...!
Huge AMEN !!! 💗✨💗✨🇬🇧🎉🎉🎉😅
Them: Were you born in a barn?
Me: No, a hospital. They have automatic doors.
Sadly, most of this audience was dumbfounded by his intellect. I saw another show where he told the story of the three pigs, and the audience was enthralled by his genius, and were on top of the story. Perhaps the Shakespeare part of this story, is what had them confused and at a loss, lol. I love this guy's entertainment.
...he always astounds them in the end. 👏👏👏
He’s wonderful
Thank you, John Branyan.
Be Blessed Brother!
Shalom
A true gymnastic linguist.
He is AWEOME!!! LOVE, LOVE, LOVE THE THREE LITTLE PIGS!!!❤ Also, I heard these very same expressions from my own parents! 🤣🤣🤣 He's not wrong!!! 🤣🤣🤣
~APRIL LIPKE
I first saw John when he was touring with Tim Hawkins, another really great and wonderfully bizarre comedian.
I love Tom Hawkins, too !!!! 👍💗💙💗💙😭
This is more engaging and clever than outright funny. It's the kind of comedy that you totally enjoy although it doesn't cause you to laugh more than a chuckle.
"Until the last dog is hung" is first found in print in the 1860s, though the idiom may be older. The saying describes staying somewhere long after others have left, to stay very late at a party when others have gone home, to attend a concert, sporting event or social gathering and be the very last to leave, to persevere until the end. The word dog, in this case, refers to a human. Petty thieves and indigents have been referred to as dogs since the fourteenth century. It is tempting to believe that to stay until the last dog is hung is a reference to a massive execution event, in which criminals are hung in succession.
I love your versions of fairy tales and they prove the age old adage, that many parents of college students have muttered, "You want to get an English Major, what the heck is that good for?" Ad I can point to your comedy sketches. Great stuff!
He is unbelievable!! To know all those big words..remember them.. and use them to tell this amazing story.. like I said, unbelievable! Great talent, sir!😅
Love this ❤😂 couldn't stop laughing
So well done. Amazing!
Wow,That was very impressive! It was funny and he remembered all those words, totally amazing to me! Definitely a twist in the story we grew up with! Great job!
I did not expect to be so regaled with humorous three bears sans ale! Genius level! 🐻✊🍀
Rare eloquence in these ineffible days. My 9 summers progeny spake in such manner for days, jovially and with great mirth of the confusion of his equally youthful fellows.
Absolutely BRILLIANT.
Hilarious!! I love how creative his style is. Is he an English professor? Haha!
As a Brit, I can confirm that this is how we speak all the time.
And our kids still don't listen so...🤷🏼♀️
Of course you do. In centuries past. 😊
Absolutely flawless!
That was awsome
LOL THIS WAS FANTASTIC AND TRULY GREAT WHEREFORE GOLDILOCKS WAS FORTUNATE SHE WAS NOT ATE!
Find this guys full show. He’s hilarious!!
This guy is absolutely too funny! 😂😂😂
MOST EXCELLENT, UNIQUE BRILLIANT
That was awesome! Shakespeare would be proud
"we're not Methodists!" YIKES! 😂
😂😂😂
Less than a minute in and Im already smirking...😅
He is brilliant❤❤❤❤
For a moment, when I glanced at his name, I thought, "Zounds! It's John Bunyan, author of Pilgrims Progress reincarnated!" But then I realized his surname isn't Bunyan. Love his extensive vocabulary, though.
So, Goldilocks in King James Version, eh?
I’ve never heard Goldilocks and the 3 Bears like this before. Excellent!
Just amazing.
Follicle Free Baldy Locks
Simply brilliant!
"Were you born in a barn?"
"I don't know. You were there." 😅
I remember one night at work, I belched so loud in the breakroom. One of my coworkers asked me if I was born in a bar (yes she said bar, not barn). To mess with her, I used Johns response.
The punchline absolutely slayed it.
But then again considering that public schools are not about academics. It's all about indoctrination.
You are BRILLIANT 😂
You have yourself a wonderful evening 🤟
He is a word genius
I went to his Vacay with Comics event in Indiana last year and got to hear it there! The only thing it needs is some bardcore music accompanying it.
Superb
I remember my sister and I hearing this at Vacay 😂
Haha brilliant 😂
😂 "we aren't Methodists"🤣👍
This guy is such a niche standup, but it's so good 😂
As im watching this im watching the views go up. It is definitely worth the watch. Love this! 😂
He kinda sounds like Jeff Goldblum. Just me?
Hometown favorite!
Thanks!
Bet that takes a lot of practice
1:47 Given all the work he put into the story vocabulary...
Cow hooves are not cloven.
Actually they are. City dweller ? Look it up. I owned a cow. 😊
It was different, but I like it.
Brilliant!!!!!
This guy is great!
Love it!!!
Homeschooled lol
Shakespeare was actually pretty funny. Here’s a scene from Macbeth. Banquo literally slyly calls the witches ugly old men…
What are these
So wither'd and so wild in their attire,
That look not like the inhabitants o' the earth,
And yet are on't? Live you? or are you aught
That man may question? You seem to understand me,
By each at once her choppy finger laying
Upon her skinny lips: you should be women,
And yet your beards forbid me to interpret
That you are so.
I honestly don't think I've heard goldie locks and the 3 bears before this
My phrase is “Oh F>#>!”, I don’t have humans, I am a canine mommy!
Too bear, or not too bear…
When I was a teenager, my mother warned me that when at a party, not to leave my drink unattended, because someone might put illegal drugs in it! Well, I was never invited to those parties!
Hilarious
Meanwhile…. He be writing for. Steven Colbert…. LOL
Brilliant! Next perhaps an Aesop's fable red by the Bard of Avon? Thank you again.
Another good one but the 3 pigs tge greatest
Awesome entertainment
❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
Oh! That was the best! (or beast...)
Quite a humorous and cheeky fellow he is! A bit saucy for the ladies perhaps? 🤔
😂😂😂
Eh, you know their killing me right? Yay Yay or Nay Nay
They're.
John Paul Pinette. He was a funny, funny man.
Republicans need to follow his lead! wait for it....The look on Dem's faces would be...Fortuitus and fleeting thought's of retort.
😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😭
Who in Canada voted Trudeau into office? Relatives of those who elected Biden in the US?
You are in the wrong chat
Great story telling but above all I prefer the english short and well express version of goldilocks and not that over exagerate long expression wording version
It was supposed to be humorous
With sugar
Don't tell the newcomers to Ohio!
you can tell by the number of comment and likes, that millenials and gen z did not understand any of this.
No you can't, that comment didn't make any sense. I'm a millennial and I understood some of it and there's no way to tell the age of the people that liked and commented on this video 🙄
The Three Little Pigs was good. This is painful. But then I'm an English literature instructor. So many wrong words...
That's what made it so funny...... 🤷✨
Yeah but you know what man, if the cows are lying down, you may as well turn around you know what I mean?
Rain?
@@RepentfollowJesus I have no idea, but you think of it every time you pass cows now lol
Umm, not to be pedantic, but cows don't have cloven hooves. Sheep and goats do.
Cows most certainly do. Look it up.
I have no clue what he's talking about
got to admit your English teacher must have loved you or hated you very much. or to say whosevereth spaketh these words to you, which thou repeateth in comesque fashion. what say we then but perchance we had all once completed that senior year in the most grandioest of schools.
Creative, yes. But who do I see for a refund ?
I liked my own comment
Not funny at all
Interesting but I didn't crack a smile the whole time not my cuppa tea sorry
Check out his version of the 3 little pigs. You will laugh
He takes it to far with the British language. Snooze alert ‼️
Well... That was rather boring... The 8 minute long winded time I did spend anyway...
NOT FUNNY. You can tell within the first 30 seconds if a comedian is funny or not. He’s NOT.
Humor is subjective, and personally I think some jokes are funnier than others, so no I can't tell within 30 seconds if a comedian is funny.
Actually if you saw a whole show of his you would love him. I saw him in person. He is hilarious. Check out his 3 little pigs along with that whole show. He was touring with Hawkins and outdid him.
This is terrible!
Comprehendeth thou not Shakespeare? 😂
I was looking for funny. But I didn’t find any.
Yawn