To the man who's making this story, I offer you an ultimatum: if you somehow are able to get me and Ms.Chimes into your narrative in a way that actually works and it ends with her and I together, free creative rain to how it happens of course, while inserting ren and stimpy in any way you can: then I'll have infinite respect for you until the end of time.
Sorry but that won't happen, i read the whole thing (i regret) and he hasn't wrote anything new since chapter 2050 or so. From that point on, every chapter is a ginormous self-copypasted text, with the only changes being the girls added to Lincoln's harem and the antagonist whose Team Loud Phoenix Storm obliterates with their attacks, attacks that have paragraph-sized names.
@@thelivingglitch1371 I'm including the sequel. Haven't read it all, but from what i've seen, it's still the same copypasta (discarding the prologue obviously)
Pooh's Adventures on steroids. That's all I have to say about this. All were missing is the Pooh gang "reacting" to the untold horror scenes taking place.
It’s like that one guy who made that post (biffy jones) called poohs adventures with me. And apparently one his favourite characters was called Compact Disc. No that isn’t a joke. That’s literally what the post said.
The best part of The Loud House: Revamped is that due to how absurdly long the story goes on, they start crossing over with characters and concepts that don't fit whatsoever in a story about the Loud House. The Necromorphs from Dead Space, who are reanimated corpses twisted into deadly forms? They appear in Chapter 784. Freddy Kreuger, a supernatural child killer who torments people in their dreams before killing them? He is fought AND killed in chapter 490. The Warp from Warhammer 40,000, a realm of untold madness and suffering that is so dangerous that unending torment and suffering is guaranteed to any person who enters it unprotected? Motherfuckers waltz through it unharmed in Chapter 1159.
Wait hold on. Back the fuck up. They waltzed through *_The Warp Unscathed!?_* The same warp responsible for the deaths of a trillion souls? The very same one where you’ll 100% not make it out alive? What the fuck….
Why do i feek every autistic person from devianart IS like an alternative universe version of a original autistic devianart user, they ALL have The same religion (christianity, mostly catholic) likes those Cross overs, like pieces of media like Warhammer and act The same, they have The same personality, who TF IS The original devianart autistic user who mitosis'ed ALL of them?
And the cherry on top? It finally stopped on Feb 20, 2024 (just over SIX YEARS later), but the VERY NEXT DAY, the author got to work on a sequel story that’s just as deranged as you’d think. The crazy train never really stopped; it just switched tracks.
Honest-to-God, being an Autistic person myself, I WISH I could come up with a fraction of the insanity this guy completely unironically comes up with. Like, imagine the potential for intentionally shitty fanfics. The best I’ve got right now is “Shaggy from Scooby-Doo and Juno from Beastars are totally fucking”.
i love the way you worded it, you're like trying to convince a friend that 2 random people are TOTALLY a thing and youre not crazy. like TRUST ME they TOTALLY ARE exploring eachother's bodies
I'm currently experimenting with making a Pooh's Adventures story that's actually coherent and readable. If only I had the balls of this author to just let loose instead.
I went to a random chapter in the fanfic, chapter 1559, and in it, the entire team (which has like thousands upon thousands of characters at this point probably) go to the Krusty Krab, Patrick throws a temper tantrum because he heard a bell ring and thought he was going to the bath, and then the characters talk about how, and I quote: "After the Chum Bucket was destroyed and you [Patrick] were sent into space, A naked Krabs opened the Crab Net right over there and amazingly, it was the naked version of Krabs you saw in another universe where you and Krabs switched lives to see what it was like." And then they get into the "Krabs gets arrested for cannibalism and Plankton takes over" subplot. ...take that as you will.
Oh, and I forgot to say: the self insert shows Plankton the lore about The Tortured One from the Bikini Bottom horror comic after this. I ain't reading much more of this fever dream.
Istg that Mr. Krabs cannibalism part is ripped straight from that Robot Chicken sketch 😭 Also yes, let’s reward Plankton, the dude who has committed far more crimes than his rival, including *brainwashing the goddamn king of the sea.*
Mr. Krabs: (crosses the line in a bad episode of his show, and REALLY crosses it… in a non-canon parody of Soylent Green on a skit-based adult cartoon) JD: MONSTER! YOU DESERVE A DEATH A THOUSANDFOLD! Plankton: (constantly tries to obtain the Krabby Patty secret formula, with the intent of using it to become dictator of all ocean life, in addition to brainwashing superheroes, trying to utilize a robot army in Battle for Bikini Bottom, attempting to kill Patrick with a Sea Lion in front of a crowd while getting them to “enjoy the show”, and trying to pave a road over the Krusty Krab to drive it out of business, among other things…) JD: Here you go! The Krusty Krab! It’s all yours! A sane critic: But… Plankton’s endgame is worse than Mr. Krabs’. At least, on a normal day, Krabs just wants money. Plankton won’t stop at dominating his rival. He wants global conquest. You just handed him the thing he needs to conquer the ocean on a silver platter… JD: Shut up villain lover. EDIT: The cannibalism IS from a Robot Chicken sketch. The creator of SpongeBob even said that, if you asked him, Krabby Patties are probably veggie burgers. Even if there weren’t, the presence of Sea Bears, and Sea Rhinos convinced me that there are Sea Cows in the SpongeBob verse. The bad thing I mentioned is from One Coarse Meal… which isn’t about Krabby Patties being made of… you get the picture.
Tbh that's just so on brand for that type of dA user.... I say this as a tortured artist who is for some forsaken reason still in dA after a decade, and still have to, up to this date, block inflation, pedophilia, feet and gore fetish accounts left and right like it's a parry combo
And keep in mind that the sinking of the titanic, the crucifixion of jesus christ and 9/11 WERE PART OF ONE OF THOSE STORIES. Still though, this surpasses pooh's adventures by how absurd it is.
As a fellow autist, I am astonished by the sheer dedication of this man, how he is able to consistently put thousands of fictional characters into a setting without fail, and the AUDACITY of most of his batshit ideas. ...And I want to someday make my own Loud House Revamped. That is my life goal.
This has an amount of chaos comparable to one of these Hunger Games simulator videos where at minimum 48 CHARACTERS from any inch of the internet are chosen to basically disembowel each other until there’s only one person left
DJ Octavio survives the events of Splatoon 3. This implies that he was featured in TLHR before Sergio’s revenge and died, and we just skipped over that with no context.
I swear to god this author’s hate for certain pieces of media reminds me of how the Super Origami Kingdom makes 10 minute long execution scenes where random Mario villains brutally murder every character tied to a piece of media they deemed as abysmal lol.
There's this quote I found: "The more imaginative your brain is, the faster you'll destroy yourself." I believe this doesn't apply to James (the author of this). Also it was a surprise seeing my previous comment here, thanks for featuring me.
Also 1:13 Let me guess; Luan came up with that? I know from _my_ familiarity with the show; April fools when she gets a little.... _SADISTIC_ in those episodes.
what i want to know is how much did he repress to be doing this since 2017 well then again he was born in 1987, so that's like 30 years worth of anger in the time between those two years, but... how much in those 30 years did he suppress?
I feel like this dude has adhd because all of the chapters appear to be him just cramping his hyperfixations into one whilst also connecting it back to his main one (the loud house)
Also in chapter 659, Lincoln joins Super Smash Bros. Ultimate. Come 2021, and Nickelodeon All-Star Brawl, a Smash-like fighting game, is announced, and Lincoln himself is playable!
Except, that chapter was stolen from some other fanfic (Rebuilding A Loud) where Lincoln gets hit by a car, and would’ve been crippled if a mad scientist didn’t make him into a cyborg (in other words, a watered-down anime protagonist), and THAT Lincoln made it into Smash. They just added JD and his legions of the damned in so they could react like it was a regular addition to Pooh’s Adventures.
Someone ought to do a case study, like I can see this unironically being brought forward by a psychologist trying to figure out what madness possessed them to write it
I respect the author's grind so hard. Here I am unwilling to finish any Danganronpa fanfictions or post any art, and here comes bro with the worst crossover brainrot I have ever seen posting his machinations unannounced for the world to see. Autism be damned, my boy can post the longest fanfictions in the world. In a weird way, it's very inspiring.
i don't understand how a guy can create something so incomprehensible, but i respect that. i can try and revamp an old story i had where jane willoughby (from that 2020 netflix movie) ran away from home and joined the world of splatoon, but james probably did a scene where jane got a gun and used it to shoot norman from garfield, while--off the top of my head--bendy nods in approval.
If this fanfic *EVER* gets a wikipedia page, I don't think even the combined forces of Pops, Roger Smith, and the South Park Elementary would dare vandalize the page without getting smited by some moderator called "xx_GoofyyesPeterGriffinno6_xx" or smth like that 💀💀💀
Here's a few more bits in case you make a 3rd installment: In chapter 729, Icky Vicky gets disowned by her family, and her parents actively encourage the self insert to beat the shit out of her in jail A bunch of the chapters are named weird things, and most of the later ones use all caps. Speaking of the Gladys Sharp incident, that isn't even the craziest it gets. TV Tropes mentions Dustin Keystone craps his pants 5 MILLION times. In the end blurb for chapter 1887, the author states that "anyone who doesn't like pizza has something wrong with them and needs to go to a nuthouse." (ok admittedly the reason I put this one here is because I've never liked pizza myself and I feel a bit targeted right now) In chapter 1985 the gang banished a fucking wave (the big one from that one SpongeBob episode to be specific) to what I can only assume is hell The humiliation doesn't end. They really did every trick in the book, and some others that no one ever thought to put in the book because they were too cruel. Some of these include placing the victims' hands on an electrified sink, throwing rabid clams at them, shoving lobsters down their pants, and lighting their heads on fire and having walk into what seems like water, but is actually LIQUID METHANE. Oh and all of this was taken from a chapter made to commemorate Veteran's Day And finally, here's a list of the girls in Lincoln's harem (it's probably outdated tho): www.deviantart.com/jamesdean1987/art/Lincoln-Loud-Harem-883121614
Not to mention, JD once made a rule-free wish that everyone would have “money trees”. As in, trees that have money grow on them. That’s bad for the economy. That’s REALLY bad for the economy! If everyone had money trees, nobody would feel the need to work! No work, no progress… ONLY STAGNATION AND THE FALL OF THE ECONOMY IF NOT THE WORLD!
@@Nameless-ln5mr I mean, that does sound like something Timmy would wish for in the show. (This happens while the gang are in The Fairly Odd Parents, right?)
People call it “The Longest Piece of Literature Ever Written,” but I have a hard time calling a self-insert fanfic by someone with way, WAY too much time on his hands “literature.”
I challenged myself to read this god foresaken fanfic. BUT, every 100 chapters I completed, I draw one of the self insert ocs. The AUTHOR HIMSELF HAS SEEN THEM INCLUDING HIS CO-WRITERS.
I also asked one of his co-writers DK, how many girls are in Lincoln’s harem, and it’s estimated to be over 10000 girls, including kids. Lincoln as of recent chapters in an 18 year old man.
Despite Lincoln having the most people in his harem, JD was the first person to have harem if I don’t count Naruto’s “future wives” from chapters 110~130.
@@pizzafrittauneuro01not only that, they basically have to collect thousands of ip infinity stones from the owners of the respective characters in the book, and then figure out how the hell to adapt it. Do they do it in live action? In the loud house animation style? Do they do mixed mediums? Who knows!
Here’s the worst part: anything you say is in the story could 100% be in there. It’s schrodingers story, in which every single plot point possible is both in it and not in it until somebody reads all of the chapters to confirm if it is or not
at this point I wouldn't be surprised if he's keeping it going for the sake of satire at this point with a response like that. Either way it's fucking hilarious
I can’t wait for the chapter where Elis from Touhou 1: Highly Responsive to Prayers teams up with Jesus Christ to put an end to this madness once and for all.
You forgot: Lumpus from Camp Lazlo is killed and eaten by Lincoln and the rest of the main characters South Park is nuked Naruto is the host of Carnage and the brother of the Self-insert oc Pinkie Pie calls Trump supporters “the biggest party poopers of all” JD and the rest of the team meet the Mercs from TF2 when they visit Pearl Harbor Walter White’s ashes are thrown into the sun Lincoln is added to the Smash bros roster There is this character named Nico based on one of the Authors friends that is a Saiyan and has a whole arc where the Digimon emperor possesses him Squidward and Master Frown from Unikitty betray the rest of Team Loud Phoenix Storm and are disintegrated into dust A bill permitting Harems is officially signed into law by the self-insert’s request Somehow, The Amazing Digital Circus is canon to this because I saw Kaufmo mentioned in one of the chapters Robot Jones becomes a Transformer Turbo (the snail) runs through a bunch of thugs A-train style His Deviantart makes the boiled one, Homelander, Garten of Banban, Jeff the killer, Ninjago, and Mixels canon. Sorry I couldn’t give you these Jdog, I was busy studying. Edit: I forgot, here’s an except from one of the chapters: In the mall massive fiery explosions were ringing out and blowing the place apart. KRABBBBB00000000000000000MMMMMMM! KRABBBBBBBBBBB00000000000000000000MMMMMMMMMM! The whole Mall was under siege by terrorists yet again! KROW! I kicked a terrorist in the face and sent him crashing into the window and he was dead. Nico: Take that! Nico fired blasts of fire and killed a bunch of terrorists by incinerating them! Clawful: Another day of killing terrorists at the mall! Me: Yep! And I love it! But this is the 2nd time this month this has happened! Nico: (Slashes a terrorist's head off) Yeah! Terrorist: GET OFF OF OUR PLANET! Me: Says who you fuckfreak!? Terrorist: Says Lord Trump! Me: Trump!? Oh man! I didn't know he was back! I slashed the man's throat and killed him. Edit 2: one more thing: In one of the chapters, the Ninja Turtles kill the Noid and throw his body into the river.
Ngl, Robot Jones getting a transformer version of himself sounds lowkey cool and dope tho (can’t say the same about this entire fanfic though…*shudders*)
@@jdogmcfly1712There’s more. It gets so much fucking worse. - Everyone in the Addams Family except Wednesday is blown up and destroyed. - The Grim Reaper from GRIM ADVENTURES reaps Mr. Burns, ending his life. - Brightburn gets offed by the crew. - Crocker’s brain is USED AS FUEL FOR FAIRIES. - Lucy gets possessed by PAZUZU FROM THE EXORCIST. - Mighty Magiswords appears, which… REALLY hasn’t aged well. - Chris Griffin gets PADDLED. - Harold Hutchins from Captain Underpants sprays Lois and Peter with a SEWAGE PIPE (I think.) - J.D sends Ms. Meeny from Woody Woodpecker to the Spirit Realm with the Wuxi Finger Hold.
I'm surprised no one mentions about gene slammers and embodiments since the author added a New one back to back when he posts a New chapter (almost?) daily
In the fanfic's last chapter, The OC battles against GINGKA HAGANE FROM FUCKING METAL FUSION, Gets all Of the Wonder Ride Books (Object used to transform in kamen rider Saber, literally all the knowledge dispersed in little books with "magical stories"), Lynn finds a hitmontop, Deadpool appears and gets compared as a Adult only Vice (MC Demon From Kamen rider Revice) Sources: .- "Gingka: We battled many of our enemies and man were they tough. Me: They sure were. But the Beyblades we used during those missions were so fun." .- "I caught the Wonder Ride Books." .- "Lynn heard a Pokemon Cry. Lynn: Look guys! We saw a Hitmontop!" .- "Me: And we call Vice the Kamen Rider Revice version of Deadpool and he is just as funny. Deadpool: (LAUGHS) You got that right! (To the viewers) He and I have so much in common."
Tune in next time folks! For brands new chapters of insanity from "The Loud House: Revamped!: Baloo and Baghera face off against a zombie Stalin! Sasuke Uchiha is coerced into working for the mob! Ariel battles cancer Sonic The Hedgehog and Bruce Lee hunt down Osama Bin Laden in the Artic! Lori Loud has sex with Wonder Woman! Pikachu comes out as trans! Boba Fett has a religious crisis! Ren and Stimpy travel to the centre of the universe to retrieve the infinity gauntlet! Popeye is on trial for the murder of Kyogre! Same damn time, same damn hour!
(Cue the Next Time them from Evangelion) Next time on TLH Revamped 2: Embodiment! The author continues his downward spiral into the realm of Chris-Chan-ness! Morality becomes more skewed than ever! The world itself becomes a less livable place! The power-up names require space meant for proper paragraphs! The fights become more one-sided than ever! How worse will this story get? Tune in next time! We promise! We’ll deliver more service!
here are some things that happened in the part 2! (yes, there IS a part 2 that the author is currently working on) -Trash bandicoot is a god angel universe after a universal rainbow laser hit him -Lincoln has 100 wolf tails and can suck the life force of people with them -lincoln has a third eye -he also has angel's rings on top of his head -(this one i'm not 100% sure) batman try to save dying pokemons -sherlock hound (I dont know who he his) is ALSO a god angel universe -In one of the chapters, the characters are in the bermuda triangle
Chapter 2252 is filled to the brim with an unnecessary amount of transformations that go into WAY too much detail along with random Japanese text for some reason
That's literally every single chapter past 1600 for as much as I know. there is literally one person transforming every damn time and the names are so long
The most impressive moment in the story has to be when Lincoln and the crew go to the gym and do 150,000,000 reps of crunches, push ups, bicep curls, and chest presses with 9,500 pound barbells to seduce Chloe Nottingham.
My favorite scene has to be when Valentino from Hazbin Hotel eats the String-String Fruit and fights Spinel from Steven Universe and Hantengu from Demon Slayer.
@@satiosnewaccount4606 oh right you see early in chapter 999 Obama banned power pellets after Pac-Man ate to many got nuts and ate shrek in the most violent way possible and back in chapter 700 Obama stole the chaos emeralds from dr eggman so you see why they want his head now
To the man who's making this story, I offer you an ultimatum: if you somehow are able to get me and Ms.Chimes into your narrative in a way that actually works and it ends with her and I together, free creative rain to how it happens of course, while inserting ren and stimpy in any way you can: then I'll have infinite respect for you until the end of time.
Sorry but that won't happen, i read the whole thing (i regret) and he hasn't wrote anything new since chapter 2050 or so. From that point on, every chapter is a ginormous self-copypasted text, with the only changes being the girls added to Lincoln's harem and the antagonist whose Team Loud Phoenix Storm obliterates with their attacks, attacks that have paragraph-sized names.
@@edgegrape9499 Not in the original, at least. It could still happen in the sequel story.
@@thelivingglitch1371 I'm including the sequel. Haven't read it all, but from what i've seen, it's still the same copypasta (discarding the prologue obviously)
If the writer sees this
I want in too, it would be funny
If the author sees this, please add Renard Queenston and Darius Halley
2:08 “Giggity-Giggity GAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️’’
Underrated as hell
this has got to be some of the funniest shit i've ever read
“This reminds me of the time Quagmire got the chair!”
Google Translate: I really want that H to turn into an A
Joe: "Any last words before we let you fry, Quagmire?"
Quagmire: "Yes Joe... Giggity... *sob* Giggity..."
i think even AM from "i have no mouth but i must scream" would not use this work to torture people.
He totally would. If anything, this would be their primary method of torture.
Mostly because it takes too much space
Nah, this is the thing that caused him to hate humans so much
This makes me want to write an AM X Roko's Basilisk fanfic more.
Actually, this has nothing to do with AM at all… because this is just the diary of Judge Holden from “Blood Meridian”, with all the names changed.
Pooh's Adventures on steroids.
That's all I have to say about this.
All were missing is the Pooh gang "reacting" to the untold horror scenes taking place.
It’s like that one guy who made that post (biffy jones) called poohs adventures with me.
And apparently one his favourite characters was called
Compact Disc.
No that isn’t a joke.
That’s literally what the post said.
@@StudioWhitespaceI have a feeling that’s a character from an object show
@@StudioWhitespaceNot to be confused with CD from Martha Speaks.
@ 💀
The best part of The Loud House: Revamped is that due to how absurdly long the story goes on, they start crossing over with characters and concepts that don't fit whatsoever in a story about the Loud House. The Necromorphs from Dead Space, who are reanimated corpses twisted into deadly forms? They appear in Chapter 784. Freddy Kreuger, a supernatural child killer who torments people in their dreams before killing them? He is fought AND killed in chapter 490. The Warp from Warhammer 40,000, a realm of untold madness and suffering that is so dangerous that unending torment and suffering is guaranteed to any person who enters it unprotected? Motherfuckers waltz through it unharmed in Chapter 1159.
Everyone is a mary sue at this point its scary
@@SuperPonageThomas-x9uand when everyones a mary sue, no one will be- syndrome, probably
@@samuelburdett7846 awwww shuuccckss-DETG
Wait hold on. Back the fuck up. They waltzed through *_The Warp Unscathed!?_* The same warp responsible for the deaths of a trillion souls? The very same one where you’ll 100% not make it out alive?
What the fuck….
Why do i feek every autistic person from devianart IS like an alternative universe version of a original autistic devianart user, they ALL have The same religion (christianity, mostly catholic) likes those Cross overs, like pieces of media like Warhammer and act The same, they have The same personality, who TF IS The original devianart autistic user who mitosis'ed ALL of them?
"You could make a religion out of-"
"No, don't."
What would you even worship in a religion made out of this
@@HattedFoolChris Chan’s the merge..?
This is more mythology or folklore than religion. There's nothing sacred or ethical in the story
Quagmire the Great Martyr
bill wurtz reference goes crazy
And the cherry on top? It finally stopped on Feb 20, 2024 (just over SIX YEARS later), but the VERY NEXT DAY, the author got to work on a sequel story that’s just as deranged as you’d think.
The crazy train never really stopped; it just switched tracks.
the trolley problem if it was good
@@Bajongusreal
I can't tell if bro's being forced to or is torturing himself on purpose to keep doing this.. and that's the most terrifying part of it all.
@@jackcoyle142 He isn’t. This is all done willingly and with passion.
And that scares me.
@@thelivingglitch1371 The moment bro gets into the movie Industry is the day that we should pray for a miracle to save us.
Honest-to-God, being an Autistic person myself, I WISH I could come up with a fraction of the insanity this guy completely unironically comes up with. Like, imagine the potential for intentionally shitty fanfics.
The best I’ve got right now is “Shaggy from Scooby-Doo and Juno from Beastars are totally fucking”.
Mate same here. I actually want to make my own Loud House Revamped someday. I just probably won't be able to. It would drain me hard.
i love the way you worded it, you're like trying to convince a friend that 2 random people are TOTALLY a thing and youre not crazy. like TRUST ME they TOTALLY ARE exploring eachother's bodies
I'm currently experimenting with making a Pooh's Adventures story that's actually coherent and readable. If only I had the balls of this author to just let loose instead.
bruh i have autism, and even I’M not this autistic
I'm pretty sure some of it is taken from other content, but it's still impressive non the less.
I went to a random chapter in the fanfic, chapter 1559, and in it, the entire team (which has like thousands upon thousands of characters at this point probably) go to the Krusty Krab, Patrick throws a temper tantrum because he heard a bell ring and thought he was going to the bath, and then the characters talk about how, and I quote:
"After the Chum Bucket was destroyed and you [Patrick] were sent into space, A naked Krabs opened the Crab Net right over there and amazingly, it was the naked version of Krabs you saw in another universe where you and Krabs switched lives to see what it was like."
And then they get into the "Krabs gets arrested for cannibalism and Plankton takes over" subplot.
...take that as you will.
Oh, and I forgot to say: the self insert shows Plankton the lore about The Tortured One from the Bikini Bottom horror comic after this. I ain't reading much more of this fever dream.
0:48 i have no mouth type of punishment
I wonder if AM ever appeared in that fanfic.
Oh welp, if he did, he probably got blown to bits by Demoman or something, i dunno.
@@this_dude3881He would commit Self- Short Circuit, because to AM, being there is some form of Divine punishment.
@this_dude3881 no its not there,yeah i checked the pieces of media that appear
1:18 “Max Goof, aka Goofy’s son has an ungAHaHHahhUHGGGGGGgg”
Wheeze
*laughing* OF POWER?!
Istg that Mr. Krabs cannibalism part is ripped straight from that Robot Chicken sketch 😭
Also yes, let’s reward Plankton, the dude who has committed far more crimes than his rival, including *brainwashing the goddamn king of the sea.*
Then again, I feel like people feel bad for Plankton because of episodes like One Coarse Meal.
Mr. Krabs: (crosses the line in a bad episode of his show, and REALLY crosses it… in a non-canon parody of Soylent Green on a skit-based adult cartoon)
JD: MONSTER! YOU DESERVE A DEATH A THOUSANDFOLD!
Plankton: (constantly tries to obtain the Krabby Patty secret formula, with the intent of using it to become dictator of all ocean life, in addition to brainwashing superheroes, trying to utilize a robot army in Battle for Bikini Bottom, attempting to kill Patrick with a Sea Lion in front of a crowd while getting them to “enjoy the show”, and trying to pave a road over the Krusty Krab to drive it out of business, among other things…)
JD: Here you go! The Krusty Krab! It’s all yours!
A sane critic: But… Plankton’s endgame is worse than Mr. Krabs’. At least, on a normal day, Krabs just wants money. Plankton won’t stop at dominating his rival. He wants global conquest. You just handed him the thing he needs to conquer the ocean on a silver platter…
JD: Shut up villain lover.
EDIT: The cannibalism IS from a Robot Chicken sketch. The creator of SpongeBob even said that, if you asked him, Krabby Patties are probably veggie burgers. Even if there weren’t, the presence of Sea Bears, and Sea Rhinos convinced me that there are Sea Cows in the SpongeBob verse. The bad thing I mentioned is from One Coarse Meal… which isn’t about Krabby Patties being made of… you get the picture.
Tbf, both Plankton and Mr Krabs did heinous shit through the show.
it's both funny and terrifying to think that in 500 years time, archologists will be looking for, and studying this text.
Oh God.
“All about fun.” It’s official that guy who writing this fanfic, loves torturing.
Holy shit, it has around 1500 chapters?! And counting…. dear god.
AAAAAA
@@mary-annabederman7874 As if that weren’t enough, a sequel?! Good lord… I can see it having over 1600 chapters.
It wouldn’t surprise me at all if this man has a gore fetish.
Tbh that's just so on brand for that type of dA user.... I say this as a tortured artist who is for some forsaken reason still in dA after a decade, and still have to, up to this date, block inflation, pedophilia, feet and gore fetish accounts left and right like it's a parry combo
There's more
That dude's one of the most dedicated writers in the world.
he is THE MOST dedicated
Not one of. He's THE most dedicated writer in the world.
that's a strange way to spell deranged
He’s not even really writing, mostly just copy-pasting wiki articles
in a worst way
Not even Pooh's Adventures is this unhinged.
And keep in mind that the sinking of the titanic, the crucifixion of jesus christ and 9/11 WERE PART OF ONE OF THOSE STORIES.
Still though, this surpasses pooh's adventures by how absurd it is.
Ai will never recreate this fanfic ever
As a fellow autist, I am astonished by the sheer dedication of this man, how he is able to consistently put thousands of fictional characters into a setting without fail, and the AUDACITY of most of his batshit ideas.
...And I want to someday make my own Loud House Revamped. That is my life goal.
If I had a fraction of this man's focus and dedication, I'd be fucking unstoppable.
On the spectrum like you, and holy fuck. This fanfiction needs to be read by an asylum patient.
This has an amount of chaos comparable to one of these Hunger Games simulator videos where at minimum 48 CHARACTERS from any inch of the internet are chosen to basically disembowel each other until there’s only one person left
DJ Octavio survives the events of Splatoon 3. This implies that he was featured in TLHR before Sergio’s revenge and died, and we just skipped over that with no context.
this implies that this fanfic takes place after the NUCLEAR WAR FLOODING in Splatoon
No less does that imply that s3 happened already?
I swear to god this author’s hate for certain pieces of media reminds me of how the Super Origami Kingdom makes 10 minute long execution scenes where random Mario villains brutally murder every character tied to a piece of media they deemed as abysmal lol.
Tbh I absolutely hate hazbin hotel, but if you watch my channel I morely use that as a joke around my fanbase.
Never mind the fact the users from SOK are lolcows, and TamatoaGamingDa was a groomer.
@ Yeah we all k ow that dollar store brand Schafrillas committed a Herbert the Pervert moment.
@@jdogmcfly1712Did you made a video about it?
0:28 Remember that if Paramount takes this down its canon. Nuff said.
Petition to have Magic Mush make a video on this monstrosity.
I give him full permission to use these videos ive made about it for a segment
We need more people talking about this.
All hail Magic Mush! If only I could directly contact him to tell him about this… LITERARY TUMOR!
Ngl this whole fanfic feels like stories we made up as kid while playing with toys and I love it
all of that was thought of before GTA6
And to add on to that Lincoln now has the girls from GTA V in his cringe ass harem
The laxatives for April Fools was somehow the tamest thing this man’s ever done.
There's this quote I found:
"The more imaginative your brain is, the faster you'll destroy yourself."
I believe this doesn't apply to James (the author of this).
Also it was a surprise seeing my previous comment here, thanks for featuring me.
Of course. It worked as the perfect closing peace
Every single word uttered in this video created a new ring of hell
0:34 Nick confirmed that krab meat is used in the Krabby Patty recipe, so it would seem right. Plus, he canonically murdered someone.
Didn't Nick confirm that the Krabby patty recipe has no meat in it at all?
@@kansaslml7796 Either Nick and/or Stephen Hillenburg himself declared that the Krabby Patty was a veggie burger.
FUN?
MY GOD, METH IS GETTING CLEVER WITH IT'S SURNAMES!!!!!!!!!
Also
1:13
Let me guess; Luan came up with that?
I know from _my_ familiarity with the show; April fools when she gets a little.... _SADISTIC_ in those episodes.
I feel like the author has some repressed anger, judging by all the cruelty in the fanfiction.
what i want to know is how much did he repress to be doing this since 2017
well then again he was born in 1987, so that's like 30 years worth of anger in the time between those two years, but... how much in those 30 years did he suppress?
“It’s all about fun” has the same energy as “I’m mentally insane and should be locked up for several decades”
this ain't insane anymore, this is BEYOND insane
My favorite part is when this guy unironically brought in DJ Octavio from splatoon as this like ultimate weapon
This is literally just the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny
I feel like this dude has adhd because all of the chapters appear to be him just cramping his hyperfixations into one whilst also connecting it back to his main one (the loud house)
2:04 Richard Waterson, is that you?
This somehow dethroned Nostalgia Critic's The Wall review for being the worst thing imaginable
Also in chapter 659, Lincoln joins Super Smash Bros. Ultimate. Come 2021, and Nickelodeon All-Star Brawl, a Smash-like fighting game, is announced, and Lincoln himself is playable!
The author is a fucking prophet 💀
They made it canon because The Lord House Revamped told them to
Except, that chapter was stolen from some other fanfic (Rebuilding A Loud) where Lincoln gets hit by a car, and would’ve been crippled if a mad scientist didn’t make him into a cyborg (in other words, a watered-down anime protagonist), and THAT Lincoln made it into Smash. They just added JD and his legions of the damned in so they could react like it was a regular addition to Pooh’s Adventures.
The Loud House Revamped, the book of absolute pain and suffering.
Someone ought to do a case study, like I can see this unironically being brought forward by a psychologist trying to figure out what madness possessed them to write it
I respect the author's grind so hard. Here I am unwilling to finish any Danganronpa fanfictions or post any art, and here comes bro with the worst crossover brainrot I have ever seen posting his machinations unannounced for the world to see. Autism be damned, my boy can post the longest fanfictions in the world. In a weird way, it's very inspiring.
Tbh yeah he's inspiring as heck, I want my own fic to get that long, only mine is only about Neopets, and existentialism.
i don't understand how a guy can create something so incomprehensible, but i respect that.
i can try and revamp an old story i had where jane willoughby (from that 2020 netflix movie) ran away from home and joined the world of splatoon, but james probably did a scene where jane got a gun and used it to shoot norman from garfield, while--off the top of my head--bendy nods in approval.
"Drew Carrey is canon" is pretty sweet though, let's not beat around the bush.
I almost want to read this story just to make a drinking game out of it, but I feel like I'd eventually be dead
No dude, trust me. Whatever the game, you'd be dead in 10 chapters max.
@odvdoihavetofillthisin594 I have a feeling you're right about that lol
Heres a horrifying fact: you can reupload The Ultimate Showdown and claim its a: “Loud house revampted music video remake”
0:32 from what I have seen from this book, this is one of the more tame things
0:29 Robot chicken reference, with the added plankton takeover
"KRABBY PATTIES ARE MADE OUT OF CRAAAAAAB!!!"
If this fanfic *EVER* gets a wikipedia page, I don't think even the combined forces of Pops, Roger Smith, and the South Park Elementary would dare vandalize the page without getting smited by some moderator called "xx_GoofyyesPeterGriffinno6_xx" or smth like that 💀💀💀
1:13 that's honestly something TOO normal for Luan Loud, let alone this fanfic
The loud house revamped ❌
The multiverse, the series ✅
Here's a few more bits in case you make a 3rd installment:
In chapter 729, Icky Vicky gets disowned by her family, and her parents actively encourage the self insert to beat the shit out of her in jail
A bunch of the chapters are named weird things, and most of the later ones use all caps.
Speaking of the Gladys Sharp incident, that isn't even the craziest it gets. TV Tropes mentions
Dustin Keystone craps his pants 5 MILLION times.
In the end blurb for chapter 1887, the author states that "anyone who doesn't like pizza has something wrong with them and needs to go to a nuthouse." (ok admittedly the reason I put this one here is because I've never liked pizza myself and I feel a bit targeted right now)
In chapter 1985 the gang banished a fucking wave (the big one from that one SpongeBob episode to be specific) to what I can only assume is hell
The humiliation doesn't end. They really did every trick in the book, and some others that no one ever thought to put in the book because they were too cruel. Some of these include placing the victims' hands on an electrified sink, throwing rabid clams at them, shoving lobsters down their pants, and lighting their heads on fire and having walk into what seems like water, but is actually LIQUID METHANE. Oh and all of this was taken from a chapter made to commemorate Veteran's Day
And finally, here's a list of the girls in Lincoln's harem (it's probably outdated tho): www.deviantart.com/jamesdean1987/art/Lincoln-Loud-Harem-883121614
Oh hell naw get my girl Ryuko the hell out of there
thiere's a chapter involving trump and a firing squad too
@@botbuster8841 That was already mentioned in the 1st part.
Not to mention, JD once made a rule-free wish that everyone would have “money trees”. As in, trees that have money grow on them. That’s bad for the economy. That’s REALLY bad for the economy! If everyone had money trees, nobody would feel the need to work! No work, no progress… ONLY STAGNATION AND THE FALL OF THE ECONOMY IF NOT THE WORLD!
@@Nameless-ln5mr I mean, that does sound like something Timmy would wish for in the show. (This happens while the gang are in The Fairly Odd Parents, right?)
0:29 must’ve been inspired by that one robot chicken sketch
People call it “The Longest Piece of Literature Ever Written,” but I have a hard time calling a self-insert fanfic by someone with way, WAY too much time on his hands “literature.”
Stories are lit no matter how much you personally dislike them
*what is more insane is the fact he did all of this just for fun*
2:01 why do you have to do this to my girl Fluttershy…
He really did that to the best pony. You hate to see it.
I challenged myself to read this god foresaken fanfic. BUT, every 100 chapters I completed, I draw one of the self insert ocs. The AUTHOR HIMSELF HAS SEEN THEM INCLUDING HIS CO-WRITERS.
I’ve also requested him to have one of my OCs in a post of his, not exactly put her in the Fanfic, and he ACTUALLY DID IT. 😭😭
I also asked one of his co-writers DK, how many girls are in Lincoln’s harem, and it’s estimated to be over 10000 girls, including kids. Lincoln as of recent chapters in an 18 year old man.
Despite Lincoln having the most people in his harem, JD was the first person to have harem if I don’t count Naruto’s “future wives” from chapters 110~130.
The entire fanfic is written in script, no novel wise stuff, JUST script.
How the actual fuck
Poohs adventures could never
It probably could if they tried hard enough
You can't tell me Chris Chan isn't the ghost author.
Hear me out, a movie adaptation...
Hell naw these companies are gonna team up like the avengers to make the movie adaptation 😭🙏
@pizzafrittauneuro01 Let's hope to all Gods known to the universe (including Satan) that it does happen.
Plz no…
God please let this happen it would be the funniest shit ever
@@pizzafrittauneuro01not only that, they basically have to collect thousands of ip infinity stones from the owners of the respective characters in the book, and then figure out how the hell to adapt it. Do they do it in live action? In the loud house animation style? Do they do mixed mediums? Who knows!
No but that was a masterclass, absolutely perfect use of Deadpool
and then Stewie from family guy get married to twilight sparkle and p diddy gets boiled alive by King Julian from Madagascar
Wait is that actually in there????
THATS MY KING
We stan king julian for that 👏
I don’t think it’s in loud House revamp
Here’s the worst part: anything you say is in the story could 100% be in there. It’s schrodingers story, in which every single plot point possible is both in it and not in it until somebody reads all of the chapters to confirm if it is or not
2:03 Kinda sounded like Joel here
0:52 It says a lot that *this* is the sanest event in the story.
Another great video as always
at this point I wouldn't be surprised if he's keeping it going for the sake of satire at this point with a response like that. Either way it's fucking hilarious
1:49 that sounds like something that would happen in my dreams.
Frollo ends up like Goge Vandire.
I can’t wait for the chapter where Elis from Touhou 1: Highly Responsive to Prayers teams up with Jesus Christ to put an end to this madness once and for all.
I can only hope Elis-sama wipes that universe out.
@ Nah, she’s too nice to do that. Instead she’ll just rewrite it so that everything is back to normal.
Hope that includes rewriting JD to have no access to his powers and him and his army being rendered so PATHETIC that no one would take them seriously.
You forgot:
Lumpus from Camp Lazlo is killed and eaten by Lincoln and the rest of the main characters
South Park is nuked
Naruto is the host of Carnage and the brother of the Self-insert oc
Pinkie Pie calls Trump supporters “the biggest party poopers of all”
JD and the rest of the team meet the Mercs from TF2 when they visit Pearl Harbor
Walter White’s ashes are thrown into the sun
Lincoln is added to the Smash bros roster
There is this character named Nico based on one of the Authors friends that is a Saiyan and has a whole arc where the Digimon emperor possesses him
Squidward and Master Frown from Unikitty betray the rest of Team Loud Phoenix Storm and are disintegrated into dust
A bill permitting Harems is officially signed into law by the self-insert’s request
Somehow, The Amazing Digital Circus is canon to this because I saw Kaufmo mentioned in one of the chapters
Robot Jones becomes a Transformer
Turbo (the snail) runs through a bunch of thugs A-train style
His Deviantart makes the boiled one, Homelander, Garten of Banban, Jeff the killer, Ninjago, and Mixels canon.
Sorry I couldn’t give you these Jdog, I was busy studying.
Edit: I forgot, here’s an except from one of the chapters:
In the mall massive fiery explosions were ringing out and blowing the place apart.
KRABBBBB00000000000000000MMMMMMM!
KRABBBBBBBBBBB00000000000000000000MMMMMMMMMM!
The whole Mall was under siege by terrorists yet again!
KROW!
I kicked a terrorist in the face and sent him crashing into the window and he was dead.
Nico: Take that!
Nico fired blasts of fire and killed a bunch of terrorists by incinerating them!
Clawful: Another day of killing terrorists at the mall!
Me: Yep! And I love it! But this is the 2nd time this month this has happened!
Nico: (Slashes a terrorist's head off) Yeah!
Terrorist: GET OFF OF OUR PLANET!
Me: Says who you fuckfreak!?
Terrorist: Says Lord Trump!
Me: Trump!? Oh man! I didn't know he was back!
I slashed the man's throat and killed him.
Edit 2: one more thing:
In one of the chapters, the Ninja Turtles kill the Noid and throw his body into the river.
Thanks for giving me content for a possible part 3 in the future.
Robot Jones mentioned??
Ngl, Robot Jones getting a transformer version of himself sounds lowkey cool and dope tho (can’t say the same about this entire fanfic though…*shudders*)
@@jdogmcfly1712There’s more.
It gets so much fucking worse.
- Everyone in the Addams Family except Wednesday is blown up and destroyed.
- The Grim Reaper from GRIM ADVENTURES reaps Mr. Burns, ending his life.
- Brightburn gets offed by the crew.
- Crocker’s brain is USED AS FUEL FOR FAIRIES.
- Lucy gets possessed by PAZUZU FROM THE EXORCIST.
- Mighty Magiswords appears, which… REALLY hasn’t aged well.
- Chris Griffin gets PADDLED.
- Harold Hutchins from Captain Underpants sprays Lois and Peter with a SEWAGE PIPE (I think.)
- J.D sends Ms. Meeny from Woody Woodpecker to the Spirit Realm with the Wuxi Finger Hold.
I'm surprised no one mentions about gene slammers and embodiments since the author added a New one back to back when he posts a New chapter (almost?) daily
Henry Darger be up there in the afterlife like, "Yeah. I don't look like so much of a weirdo _now,_ do I?"
….HOW IS THIS STILL GOING WITH OUT GOING BACK ON ITS SELF?!
In the fanfic's last chapter, The OC battles against GINGKA HAGANE FROM FUCKING METAL FUSION, Gets all Of the Wonder Ride Books (Object used to transform in kamen rider Saber, literally all the knowledge dispersed in little books with "magical stories"), Lynn finds a hitmontop, Deadpool appears and gets compared as a Adult only Vice (MC Demon From Kamen rider Revice)
Sources:
.- "Gingka: We battled many of our enemies and man were they tough.
Me: They sure were. But the Beyblades we used during those missions were so fun."
.- "I caught the Wonder Ride Books."
.- "Lynn heard a Pokemon Cry.
Lynn: Look guys!
We saw a Hitmontop!"
.- "Me: And we call Vice the Kamen Rider Revice version of Deadpool and he is just as funny.
Deadpool: (LAUGHS) You got that right! (To the viewers) He and I have so much in common."
Kamen Rider is in this?!
@@raheemaslam7363 And Super Sentai… LORD HELP US.
I bet the next chapter’s gonna involve Ted from the Ted movies, Juan Bodoque from 31 Minutos, and Pibby crucifying Stinkmeaner and Clay Puppington.
yooooo its the man of the hour!!!!
@ Oh, hey!
@@MFK7013 sup?
@@MFK7013, Ted is in the fanfic...
@@Drako903 What.
Tune in next time folks! For brands new chapters of insanity from "The Loud House: Revamped!:
Baloo and Baghera face off against a zombie Stalin!
Sasuke Uchiha is coerced into working for the mob!
Ariel battles cancer
Sonic The Hedgehog and Bruce Lee hunt down Osama Bin Laden in the Artic!
Lori Loud has sex with Wonder Woman!
Pikachu comes out as trans!
Boba Fett has a religious crisis!
Ren and Stimpy travel to the centre of the universe to retrieve the infinity gauntlet!
Popeye is on trial for the murder of Kyogre!
Same damn time, same damn hour!
(Cue the Next Time them from Evangelion) Next time on TLH Revamped 2: Embodiment! The author continues his downward spiral into the realm of Chris-Chan-ness! Morality becomes more skewed than ever! The world itself becomes a less livable place! The power-up names require space meant for proper paragraphs! The fights become more one-sided than ever! How worse will this story get? Tune in next time! We promise! We’ll deliver more service!
At this point this fanfic is rom hack of Pooh’s adventures
here are some things that happened in the part 2! (yes, there IS a part 2 that the author is currently working on)
-Trash bandicoot is a god angel universe after a universal rainbow laser hit him
-Lincoln has 100 wolf tails and can suck the life force of people with them
-lincoln has a third eye
-he also has angel's rings on top of his head
-(this one i'm not 100% sure) batman try to save dying pokemons
-sherlock hound (I dont know who he his) is ALSO a god angel universe
-In one of the chapters, the characters are in the bermuda triangle
2:09 this made me shed a tear
same…
HEY HEY HEY~
STAY OUT OF MY SHED~
I now know what 1d6 psychic damage feels like
The guy who made this fanfic woke up and said "what if i make an loud house fanfic that is longer than the bible?"
Chapter 2252 is filled to the brim with an unnecessary amount of transformations that go into WAY too much detail along with random Japanese text for some reason
That's literally every single chapter past 1600 for as much as I know. there is literally one person transforming every damn time and the names are so long
As unhinged as this fanfic is, i wish i had motivation like this guy to write something substantial
This is the modern sims 3 patch notes
The most impressive moment in the story has to be when Lincoln and the crew go to the gym and do 150,000,000 reps of crunches, push ups, bicep curls, and chest presses with 9,500 pound barbells to seduce Chloe Nottingham.
This fanfic be like: Scar eats the feet of Buzz Lightyear and vomits them on Albert Einstein.
Chapter 20253: Rui from demon slayer and Colin the Computer sell their kidneys so they can pay rent
My favorite scene has to be when Valentino from Hazbin Hotel eats the String-String Fruit and fights Spinel from Steven Universe and Hantengu from Demon Slayer.
Lincoln decide to discover undertale but he tried go on genocide on sans but he ruined it by getting slapped in his ass by a gaster blaster
that scream was genuine. i think this guy has lost it.
0:27 sounds like a normal modern spongebob episode
To be fair… Mr Krabs running a cannibalism business isn’t too far off since Krabby Pattys could be made of crabs
I can’t wait for the next chapter where Obama ends up marrying Hilary Clinton instead and Michelle going super Saiyan and attacking Obama.
similar thing happened with homer marrying mindy simmons and marge goes on a bad-mouthed rant against him
The cliffhanger at the end were dr eggman and pac man teamed up to eradicate Obama is nuts
PAC-MAN????
@@satiosnewaccount4606 oh right you see early in chapter 999 Obama banned power pellets after Pac-Man ate to many got nuts and ate shrek in the most violent way possible and back in chapter 700 Obama stole the chaos emeralds from dr eggman so you see why they want his head now
Lovecraft got nothing on this, this story is on a whole other level of insanity.
bonus:lila from miraculous ladybug is diagnosed with anti-social personality disorder and homicidal schizophrenia in this fic
Imagine seeing this shi at the historical section of a library 😭
Roger Rabbit and its consequences have been a disaster for humanity.
Alot people say that this is longer than the bible... *but it could be longer than Journey to the west*
1:18 all I have to say about this is giving Max Goof an ungodly amount of power.
I need someone to put the entire fanfiction into an AI to train it and give us ideas like this
0:36 took me a second to realize they werent talking about lincoln the president
I'm betting he's had *a lot* of fun with it.