One Minute Melee S4 EP5 - Joseph Joestar vs Edward Elric

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Комментарии • 6 тыс.

  • @n0denz
    @n0denz 7 лет назад +7630

    When Joseph starts predicting what you're going to say, it's over.

    • @plague6566
      @plague6566 5 лет назад +377

      Everybody Gang-star till Joseph predicts what youre going to say

    • @SevensMarkedSeven
      @SevensMarkedSeven 5 лет назад +26

      Ytue

    • @davidhatcher7016
      @davidhatcher7016 5 лет назад +15

      Yep

    • @Mynameisntgenji
      @Mynameisntgenji 5 лет назад +37

      What if you predict that he’s gonna say”your next line will be _______”

    • @redzero627
      @redzero627 5 лет назад +91

      Joseph: SUGINIO MAE WA! "OMAE WA MOU SHINDEIRU"
      Kenshiro: Omae wa mou shindeiru
      Kenshiro: ??????
      Joseph: NANI?
      everyone Explodes

  • @protol6269
    @protol6269 6 лет назад +3349

    When Joseph does his “Next you’ll say:” , you know he’s already won.

    • @slothful_juro
      @slothful_juro 5 лет назад +21

      次におまえわ

    • @keeperofeurobeat8421
      @keeperofeurobeat8421 5 лет назад +40

      @@slothful_juro I don't understand Japanese that much yet i know exactly what that says.

    • @magazinetrash1226
      @magazinetrash1226 5 лет назад +9

      Same

    • @odangoatama4428
      @odangoatama4428 4 года назад +17

      @@keeperofeurobeat8421 ''tsugini omae wa'' (next you'll say)

    • @Saint0999
      @Saint0999 4 года назад +4

      ProtoL 626 why does he even do that? Can he see the future or som

  • @gabruh6710
    @gabruh6710 5 лет назад +5950

    Joseph could have ended this fight faster
    All he had to do was lure him into a plane

    • @codymiller1881
      @codymiller1881 5 лет назад +426

      "NO PLANE CRASH CAN KILL JOSEPH JOESTAR!"

    • @rafaeltorres1380
      @rafaeltorres1380 5 лет назад +321

      AND NO PLANE CAN SURVIVE JOSEPH JOESTAR!

    • @violetshadowstone5250
      @violetshadowstone5250 5 лет назад +95

      He wanted to beat him, not kill him.

    • @PhotonDragon16
      @PhotonDragon16 5 лет назад +98

      The moment Joseph Joestar gets on a plane everyone should be finding the nearest exit

    • @Akira-cd2qs
      @Akira-cd2qs 5 лет назад +18

      @@violetshadowstone5250 AND WHAT ABOUT WHEN HE SHOTS AT HIM?!!?

  • @killercream1933
    @killercream1933 5 лет назад +723

    Eventually Edward Elric stopped thinking...

  • @ClosNesnan
    @ClosNesnan 6 лет назад +4760

    When you get hit so hard you *change animation styles*

  • @ihave2cows
    @ihave2cows 8 лет назад +1065

    my only dissapointment is that joseph didn't shout "NIGARUNDAYO" when he ran away

    • @isumademonfox8913
      @isumademonfox8913 8 лет назад +7

      ihave2cows ikr XD

    • @zondfinn2100
      @zondfinn2100 8 лет назад +2

      ihave2cows very true

    • @Needwagon4Speedwagon
      @Needwagon4Speedwagon 8 лет назад +67

      I'm disappointed by the lack of japanese voices

    • @SmokeyOwOs
      @SmokeyOwOs 8 лет назад +44

      Speed Wagon well at least they did good in having the voice actors be british

    • @Keychan64
      @Keychan64 8 лет назад +11

      Fuck japanese voices we American

  • @mcmonster2724
    @mcmonster2724 7 лет назад +1639

    Joseph: "Next you are about to say..."
    Me: "Elric is *freakin' doomed* isn't he."

    • @PasCone103Z
      @PasCone103Z 6 лет назад +118

      Joseph: Your next will be "WHO ARE YOU CALLING SHORT?"
      Edward: WHO ARE YOU CALLING SHORT *gasp*

    • @jonathansteel3324
      @jonathansteel3324 6 лет назад +10

      yeah you predicted the future

    • @A-SUS
      @A-SUS 5 лет назад +4

      NANI?!!

    • @yayen.92
      @yayen.92 5 лет назад +5

      TOYU!

    • @Star_Platinum_Za_Warudo
      @Star_Platinum_Za_Warudo 2 года назад +1

      @@yayen.92 "Tsugi ni ma omae wa ' I'll show you not to call me a kid again! ' toyu!"

  • @ChromaticRed
    @ChromaticRed 5 лет назад +2042

    - Joseph assumes Edward is a kid
    - Pulls a gun out later to shoot him
    Well I mean, it's pretty accurate the fact that he fired a vampire in front of a restaurant that's full of people. I like JoJo :)

    • @Technicalnotdino
      @Technicalnotdino 5 лет назад +153

      -he blew up a restaurant
      -killed his own Foster father
      -never got into women except Lisa lisa and Suzi
      -killed 3 Gods and 1 baby God
      -have blood heat as his weapon
      -attended his own funeral
      -and later on his Grand child killed his own Great grandfather's brother
      -and he prank his grandchild after saving him from death

    • @JessDenhul
      @JessDenhul 5 лет назад +13

      TechnicalDino 123 wait, killed his own foster father?

    • @Technicalnotdino
      @Technicalnotdino 5 лет назад +32

      @@JessDenhul yes! Straizo or the guy that yeeted Joseph's "Uncle or dad or idk" aka Speedwagon

    • @BrendenTait8858
      @BrendenTait8858 5 лет назад +8

      To be fair Ed tried to kill Joseph first

    • @thepageturner1149
      @thepageturner1149 5 лет назад +36

      @@Technicalnotdino Also he cheated on his wife with a Japanese woman after he swore to never forgive the Japanese for stealing his daughter and left his bastard son with his mother to fend for themselves. I Also like JoJo :)

  • @doctorsnakeeater1997
    @doctorsnakeeater1997 7 лет назад +3240

    Edward would absolutely despise being in the world of JJBA, because so many things that happen there just defy logic and science. He'd get an aneurysm just from being exposed to the mere concept of King Crimson.

    • @zapperil
      @zapperil 7 лет назад +283

      Hazama Terumi or worse, GER.

    • @cingkrimson_requiem
      @cingkrimson_requiem 6 лет назад +293

      Also considering Koichi would be the only one the same size as him. Even Shigechi was about as tall as Koichi, and he was 12-13

    • @lordkars3971
      @lordkars3971 6 лет назад +150

      And everyone's taller than him

    • @ColdTiger
      @ColdTiger 6 лет назад +69

      What if he fought pucchi?

    • @scritoph3368
      @scritoph3368 6 лет назад +137

      @@ColdTiger lol I'd beat the shit out of him.

  • @SuperCoolrandomguy
    @SuperCoolrandomguy 7 лет назад +3188

    >Includes my favorite JoJo
    >He uses his oily balls
    >He even says the famous "next your going to say" line
    >Plus he wins
    Feels good man.

    • @technicolortyrant476
      @technicolortyrant476 7 лет назад +58

      Downside: has a British accent in video, doesn't have one in anime

    • @myumura862
      @myumura862 7 лет назад +127

      He does have a British accent in the English dub, tho it's a fake one.

    • @technicolortyrant476
      @technicolortyrant476 7 лет назад +18

      ItWentSkyward. well theres the problem, filthy english dub

    • @myumura862
      @myumura862 7 лет назад +46

      I just imagine Joseph as Nigel Uno from Kids Next Door to make it more enjoyable for me :p

    • @xKheda
      @xKheda 7 лет назад +98

      When you complain about him having an British accent even though Joseph is from Britain so it makes total sense

  • @EXBeatDP
    @EXBeatDP 8 лет назад +3560

    Huh, why Joseph & Edward?…
    OH I GET IT, THEY BOTH ONLY HAVE ONE REAL ARM.

    • @Pyobatic
      @Pyobatic 8 лет назад +136

      RetroX OH, I never got that. Thanks!

    • @JustSoji
      @JustSoji 8 лет назад +310

      RetroX I thought it was cuz both their stories revolve around a powerful red stone

    • @MrGREY-bs9lu
      @MrGREY-bs9lu 8 лет назад +153

      But Joseph had two arms when he needed the red stone.

    • @AlexThat200
      @AlexThat200 8 лет назад +44

      Huh, never knew that about Joseph.
      Then again, I never had the time to check the series.

    • @WhiteLycanXII
      @WhiteLycanXII 8 лет назад +165

      They're both braniac brawlers, able to fight while deducing how their opponent works, and come out on top by exploiting their weaknesses.

  • @Q-bh
    @Q-bh 5 лет назад +1307

    If Joseph lost, I expect him to say
    “Now to show my secret technique...
    NIGERUNDAYO!!!!!!”

    • @varquo
      @varquo 5 лет назад +83

      honestly if he grabbed the stone I’d still be satisfied with that as an ending

    • @exterminator1044
      @exterminator1044 4 года назад +36

      2:32

    • @Chugargonfan
      @Chugargonfan 4 года назад

      He did do that tho

    • @brexypie6500
      @brexypie6500 4 года назад

      Yes

    • @casualnobody8557
      @casualnobody8557 4 года назад +1

      Part of me was actually hoping that would happen the first time I watched this.

  • @MBValentine
    @MBValentine 8 лет назад +669

    before I even watch this Joseph better not fuck up the Joestar winning streak

    • @MBValentine
      @MBValentine 8 лет назад +72

      called it
      that's 4-0 in favor of the Joestars.

    • @insomniaccity
      @insomniaccity 8 лет назад

      WIN JOEEEE!

    • @ZombieNek0
      @ZombieNek0 8 лет назад

      Ashes here is a better fight one punch man vs Joestar who do you think will win now?

    • @MBValentine
      @MBValentine 8 лет назад +20

      Bill Cipher you were expecting an OPM tard
      KONO DIO DA

    • @topdog2007
      @topdog2007 8 лет назад

      next we need either joukse jolyin jothan or jousuke 2

  • @Hatifrey
    @Hatifrey 7 лет назад +2027

    Oddly enough, pulling a gun on a one-armed one-legged kid isn't the most bizarre thing Joseph Joestar has done....

    • @memeselk693
      @memeselk693 7 лет назад +277

      Hatifrey *cough* looking at his mother bath *cough*

    • @tomprice5990
      @tomprice5990 7 лет назад +402

      Remember that time he tried to sneak into a nazi base by dressing in drag?

    • @ryanlorenzo5003
      @ryanlorenzo5003 7 лет назад +273

      You member that one time he hung out with a Cyborg Nazi and fought a bunch of Drag Vampire Statue Men?

    • @gizmogamer8502
      @gizmogamer8502 7 лет назад +244

      Remember when he launched someone with the powers of a god into space with his severed hand?

    • @jonathanjoestar7640
      @jonathanjoestar7640 7 лет назад +193

      Remember when he survived multiple plane crashes? Joseph Joestar is a fucking legend.

  • @ejlowell0329
    @ejlowell0329 6 лет назад +2221

    Fun fact Joseph is incapable of death

  • @obitobi2156
    @obitobi2156 5 лет назад +535

    “Oh yeah? Then what’s to special about that stone?”
    Well you see it kills stripper gods

    • @patrickbateman1132
      @patrickbateman1132 4 года назад +44

      nah it creates stripper gods

    • @kaysden
      @kaysden 4 года назад +47

      Ashofdrago correction it kills Stripper gods and creates super stripper gods

    • @francescoslama5716
      @francescoslama5716 4 года назад +16

      @qbmp001 He did. He killed [THE WORLD] and saved the world

    • @jakerosenberg3767
      @jakerosenberg3767 4 года назад +5

      @@francescoslama5716 killed the time using stand, owned by a vampire in his step brother's jock body USING THE SAME TYPE OF STAND.

    • @Nephelis
      @Nephelis 4 года назад +1

      @@francescoslama5716 :v lol

  • @Citrine
    @Citrine 7 лет назад +1667

    THIS IS A CAMBODIAN SUNSET RUBY!
    STRAIGHT FROM A COUNTRY THAT ISNT CAMBODIA!

    • @risottonero7118
      @risottonero7118 6 лет назад +111

      *it just works, for some reason.*

    • @ennead
      @ennead 6 лет назад +9

      WAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAKSKSKSK

    • @doncarloancelotti2256
      @doncarloancelotti2256 6 лет назад +19

      There is this thing called Panama hat not made in Panama sooo

    • @helsreach8954
      @helsreach8954 6 лет назад +8

      ประเทศกูมีCambodian sunset ruby

    • @jonathansteel3324
      @jonathansteel3324 6 лет назад +3

      the red stone of ana is whatever that dude called it

  • @SkyMushrooms
    @SkyMushrooms 7 лет назад +573

    Ah The joestar run, the most powerful technique in the jojo series.

    • @HumanTooth
      @HumanTooth 6 лет назад +51

      I think you mean the...
      *NIGERUNDAIOOOOOOO SMOKEEEEYY*

    • @alderstifen7738
      @alderstifen7738 6 лет назад +4

      But Hamon isn't included in the new universe? And Johnny can't run?

    • @PhoenixEnforcer101
      @PhoenixEnforcer101 6 лет назад +3

      The hidden technique of the ninja hidden in the joestar

    • @thevagabond5017
      @thevagabond5017 6 лет назад +1

      SkyMushrooms Hol Horse tried, didn’t work

  • @yonkiriati
    @yonkiriati 6 лет назад +674

    wait a minute...
    RUDOLF VON STROHEIM USES AUTOMAIL

  • @spibber983
    @spibber983 5 лет назад +602

    THIS IS A CAMBODIAN SUNSET RUBY
    *shoots a laser*

    • @mrreyes5004
      @mrreyes5004 5 лет назад +74

      **STRAIGHT FROM THAILAND.**
      bizarre.

    • @knee-deepin-doot8742
      @knee-deepin-doot8742 4 года назад +11

      Hamon no Beam!

    • @night-seeker666
      @night-seeker666 4 года назад +1

      @@mrreyes5004 Was it from Bangkok?

    • @ironwraith852
      @ironwraith852 3 года назад +1

      It's kinda funny that both Fma, and Jojo have red stones with immense power.

  • @kptlt.phillipthomsen5973
    @kptlt.phillipthomsen5973 7 лет назад +845

    Joseph beat 4 Aztec Gods of Fitness..
    He is also incredibly Smart with misdirection and cunning
    I'm not surprised

    • @ultimateninja3703
      @ultimateninja3703 5 лет назад +14

      naw fam they gods of gay bodies

    • @PKmaster12
      @PKmaster12 5 лет назад +22

      Blackninja 370 more like gods of flamboyant posing

    • @thethiefminionme8126
      @thethiefminionme8126 5 лет назад +8

      He also beat ultimate kars which had 400iq

    • @neththeobnoxioussponge8929
      @neththeobnoxioussponge8929 5 лет назад +8

      @@thethiefminionme8126 that was out of pure luck tho

    • @thelazfrog5730
      @thelazfrog5730 5 лет назад +7

      @@neththeobnoxioussponge8929 yeah that whole hand flying at kars thing was bs. He even admitted that he didn't plan for that to happen

  • @ASo-op1dw
    @ASo-op1dw 6 лет назад +2784

    This fight dropped harder than the cross on Cesars body

    • @Connifer
      @Connifer 6 лет назад +319

      YOU HAVE CROSSED THE LINE

    • @blazikenthegoat9415
      @blazikenthegoat9415 5 лет назад +85

      Too soon

    • @Devil_deity1
      @Devil_deity1 5 лет назад +118

      SHIZAAAAA !!!!!!

    • @sizzle5775
      @sizzle5775 5 лет назад +103

      @@Connifer hehehe, 'crossed'.

    • @asaari1088
      @asaari1088 5 лет назад +41

      Well to be honest Caesar was fighting pretty much Gods so it only made sense that he got Killed by a cross

  • @wildrage1384
    @wildrage1384 4 года назад +569

    Joseph: refers to him as a kid
    Also Joseph: *T O M M Y G U N*

    • @troubletruffle154
      @troubletruffle154 4 года назад +19

      Well he did shoot it in a cafe full of people including a kid

    • @austinjoker9300
      @austinjoker9300 4 года назад +1

      To be kinda fair, Edward have powers..

    • @adrianarciaga8611
      @adrianarciaga8611 4 года назад +18

      Smokey : No you can't just shoot a random guy in public!
      Joseph : Haha gun go pew pew.

    • @mrreyes5004
      @mrreyes5004 4 года назад +1

      Joseph pulling a gun on a kid who has one arm and one leg isn't even the weirdest thing he's done.

    • @blueplasticchair2614
      @blueplasticchair2614 4 года назад +3

      isn't that common in american schools?

  • @erickortega6865
    @erickortega6865 7 лет назад +1269

    6/10 joseph would've grab the stone and nigerudayo the entire fight
    Edit:also are we not gonna ignore the fact that joseph would pull out a gun on a kid

    • @elmismismo6007
      @elmismismo6007 6 лет назад +121

      Erick Ortega that's not the most bizarre thing that joseph has to do in his entire life,trust me,and i think you know it v:

    • @solomonthekaijudemon344
      @solomonthekaijudemon344 6 лет назад +174

      Erick Ortega He had the help of a cyborg nazi to crash a plane into a volcano to defeat the ultimate being. Pulling a thompson on a kid is nothing.

    • @Yaboi27
      @Yaboi27 6 лет назад +68

      He purposefully made the plane he was in crash just to get revenge on some hijackers for getting his clothes dirty *AND HE WAS ONLY 13 YEARS OLD*

    • @Revshockwave
      @Revshockwave 6 лет назад +62

      Erick Ortega in his late 60s Joseph grabbed a Japanese man and kneed him in the chest because his daughter got married to a Japanese man. Oh and then he knocked up a Japanese woman

    • @doctorwho3708
      @doctorwho3708 6 лет назад +23

      Erick Ortega To be fair. Ed did make a fucking spear,blads and a sphere out of stone!
      Pretty sure he was in the right to use a gun against a kid who can make weapons at will.

  • @SeijuroRen
    @SeijuroRen 7 лет назад +1531

    I like that it doesn't always end in a death. That allows for a more fun ending I think.

    • @fredstanislawski2983
      @fredstanislawski2983 7 лет назад +55

      it should have since part of this battle was jojo

    • @CaptainDoomsday
      @CaptainDoomsday 7 лет назад +69

      JoJo protags tends to keep light body counts, barring undead kills. Especially the actual JoJos.
      Joseph has what, 3 including Empress? Santana was just repetrified, right?

    • @somedecidueye7292
      @somedecidueye7292 7 лет назад +105

      Captain Doomsday
      Yeah, most JoJos just disable their enemies.
      Unless they're Giorno or Gappy.

    • @dalton5229
      @dalton5229 7 лет назад +37

      In JoJo, the protagonists don't suddenly die until the last five chapters.

    • @MM-fj4py
      @MM-fj4py 7 лет назад +10

      Some Decidueye or johnny/gyro they killed a lot of people

  • @envynoson
    @envynoson 7 лет назад +507

    Joseph Joestar vs Batman
    Battle of bullshit

    • @MuniCuz0
      @MuniCuz0 7 лет назад +53

      +Envy Noson More like Battle of BATSHIT. AHUEHUEHUEHUEHUE.

    • @demonkiller8000
      @demonkiller8000 7 лет назад +139

      Envy Noson Your next line is, "I'm Batman" toyu

    • @MuniCuz0
      @MuniCuz0 7 лет назад +133

      Mike Enterra KONO BATMAN DA
      NANI?!?!?!

    • @ricemoneylain7007
      @ricemoneylain7007 7 лет назад +28

      Envy Noson OH NOOOOO!!!!

    • @Hevenlee
      @Hevenlee 7 лет назад +33

      Batman: My utility belt has EVERYTHING
      Joseph: you mean THIS utility belt? *holds it up*
      Batman: w-...where did possibly find the time to grab that
      Joseph: I'm fast! now let's see what gadgets you g- NANI!?
      Batman: That was a counterfeit, I have multiple utility items all around my suit
      Joseph: Suuuure! but I still pulled one over on you haven't I? maybe you take a look at what I put in replacement of your fake belt!
      Batman: !? *has a grenade belt around his waist* You son of a-!
      Batman survives and it continues on.....

  • @spimpsmacker6422
    @spimpsmacker6422 5 лет назад +630

    I like the fact that this battle didn't lead to some absurd fanfiction writing where the characters gain planet destroying powers, or that one of the two characters was going to face a genuinely gruesome death. It actually feels like something that would happened if JoJo and Edward got into a fight.

    • @Saturn.analyzes
      @Saturn.analyzes 3 года назад +33

      I’m surprised the didn’t logically talk it out it’s in there charater

    • @Saturn.analyzes
      @Saturn.analyzes 3 года назад +3

      Yeah I know but Ed being Ed didn’t take the time to at least listen or try to.

    • @roroc.2944
      @roroc.2944 2 года назад +1

      Ok nerd, go back to read Monster or Vinland Saga

    • @snakehead3566
      @snakehead3566 2 года назад +7

      @@roroc.2944 haha what💀

    • @SeiyaTempest
      @SeiyaTempest 2 года назад +4

      Araki didn't decide to give his characters godlike powers until Part 5.

  • @metallicarequiem2936
    @metallicarequiem2936 7 лет назад +359

    Ah yes Joseph's tommy gun and the Joestars secret technique RUN AWAY!

    • @MistahLion
      @MistahLion 5 лет назад +1

      Its tactical escape ;-;

    • @amenoma9648
      @amenoma9648 5 лет назад +7

      It’s not running away, it’s surprise winning

    • @aivenysfel2531
      @aivenysfel2531 5 лет назад +4

      NIGURUNDAYOOOOOO SMOKEY!!!!

    • @Eric-jz3pz
      @Eric-jz3pz 5 лет назад +3

      Eww you dub watcher it's
      *NIGERUNDAYO*

    • @shadwninja592
      @shadwninja592 5 лет назад

      NIGERUNDAYO*

  • @TuboReese
    @TuboReese 8 лет назад +691

    The fights are way better when no one dies

    • @gameandtell856
      @gameandtell856 8 лет назад +9

      ItsJust REESE its true except there were some death before

    • @BakaHoushi
      @BakaHoushi 8 лет назад +132

      I don't mind deaths when it fits the characters, like between two blood thirsty jerks, but when it's a couple of heroes, it's better this way.

    • @geezymoney3729
      @geezymoney3729 8 лет назад +34

      ItsJust REESE I like the comical relief after fights.

    • @jeanholahermano634
      @jeanholahermano634 8 лет назад

      Osky (Cavalier of the Abyss )

    • @quehay45
      @quehay45 8 лет назад +51

      And when they actually stick to the characters' personalities. They adapted pretty well their idiocy level.

  • @apeout6733
    @apeout6733 6 лет назад +540

    Cambodian sunset ruby straight from Thailand
    Seem legit

    • @nobgs4505
      @nobgs4505 4 года назад +20

      Edward probably would've believed him too, had Joseph not forgotten about holding the Red Stone of Aja up to *the sun*

    • @SenorFluffy
      @SenorFluffy 4 года назад +1

      No Bgs classic Joseph

  • @breadpt2
    @breadpt2 5 лет назад +835

    next you'll say "And this Melee's winner is... Joseph Joestar!"

  • @coranbaker6401
    @coranbaker6401 7 лет назад +1304

    Ah. I miss hamon. Honestly, you'd think a technique capable of slowing down your aging, manipulating living creatures, obliterating vampires, and speeding up your healing process would be extremely valuable, but when they introduced stands, hamon got practically no use whatsoever.

    • @RubyRaggy
      @RubyRaggy 7 лет назад +37

      Read part 7/8 if you want something that's stronger than stands.

    • @ChaoticBinary
      @ChaoticBinary 7 лет назад +74

      I mean, just about all vampires are dead and Kars is in space. Besides slowing down the aging process and healing, what more is there?

    • @coranbaker6401
      @coranbaker6401 7 лет назад +85

      ChaoticBinary The ability to manipulate living beings, including humans.

    • @CAOcreations
      @CAOcreations 7 лет назад +108

      the legacy of the Zeppelies lost and forgotten to time :'(

    • @HangmanVa
      @HangmanVa 7 лет назад +124

      The issue was Hamon was pretty overpowered, and it's only weakness was either restricting one's ability to breathe, or restricting blood flow. You can see it in part 1 how Araki is somewhat at odds with trying to make scenarios in which Jonathan can't just obliterate his opponent in a single bout with hamon. Not to mention, stands allowed fights to be based on much more then just physical strength alone. They allowed each fight to be far more interesting, with each stand user having different abilities that they could use in a variety of ways.
      Hamon just really can't compare with stands in terms of being a reliable battle mechanic.

  • @Foxomar1
    @Foxomar1 7 лет назад +2443

    Holly shit 😂😂😂
    Joseph is a legend

  • @CrastiGoesToTheBigCity
    @CrastiGoesToTheBigCity 7 лет назад +714

    Joseph has more body parts so he automatically wins

  • @swordsmancs
    @swordsmancs 4 года назад +796

    Before watching JoJo
    “Cmon Ed shoulda won”
    After
    “... he predicted his next line, Ed was done”

    • @enthuast3370
      @enthuast3370 4 года назад +47

      Hah, same. When I first watched this, I have only just finished FMAB, so I half expected Ed to win. Now after watching Battle Tendency, well, if someone said Joseph can kill god with only a shot glass and a glass, I wouldn't doubt it.

    • @dazc
      @dazc 4 года назад +9

      Abd Wafi dude wait till you get further into the JoJo series, the parts just get better and better!

    • @enthuast3370
      @enthuast3370 4 года назад +6

      @@dazc Well I'm already on Part 5 now after binge watching JoJo, haven't finished it yet tho.

    • @greenman784
      @greenman784 4 года назад +5

      @@enthuast3370 Parts after Part 5 are in manga series,
      Manga probably is not the best type, but it's still good and enjoyable

    • @AndresHernandez-zw3ug
      @AndresHernandez-zw3ug 3 года назад +4

      @@enthuast3370 People have really liked Part 7 as of late, so if you plan to read the manga watch out for that one!

  • @bobbysantos
    @bobbysantos 8 лет назад +653

    Before I start the vid... Joseph bullshitted his way through clever and powerful enemies, even launched one to space!
    I SWEAR IF JOSEPH LOSES... YOU'RE NOT GONNA FIGURE OUT MY NEXT LINE
    Edit: Now... DO YOU UNDuSTANDu?!

    • @Melkac
      @Melkac 8 лет назад +25

      "Even launched one to space"
      He...didn't do that. Joseph himself admits it.

    • @bobbysantos
      @bobbysantos 8 лет назад +37

      indirectly, yah, but shhhh, just let it happen... Kars might hear you

    • @TheDarkAngel969
      @TheDarkAngel969 8 лет назад +31

      He may bu remember, he stopped thinking.

    • @AMAZIAH
      @AMAZIAH 7 лет назад +13

      Unshaved Malevolence He actually did his stand is how he knew what to do. Araki even flat out said if the cast of part 3 time traveled to part 2. Hermit Purple would be visible to them.

    • @kha4911
      @kha4911 7 лет назад +21

      Bobbert Bobbleton
      Joseph is a master hacker, he can even make his hand dissapear into his sleeve, WHEN HES WEARING A SLEEVELESS FUCKING SHIRT!

  • @Mars_over_seer
    @Mars_over_seer 8 лет назад +176

    Your next line is,"One minute Melee is better than Dbx."

    • @dexterwilliams2520
      @dexterwilliams2520 7 лет назад +45

      Matthew
      One Minute Melee is better than DBX.
      N-NANI..?!

    • @nintara3746
      @nintara3746 7 лет назад

      MASAKA

    • @juststayinmotion
      @juststayinmotion 7 лет назад

      Dian
      It's their fault for not paying the amount of money they were supposed to.

    • @Magi_H2U
      @Magi_H2U 7 лет назад

      Zer0 The Assassin Lol.

    • @Kevoman01
      @Kevoman01 7 лет назад

      MysteriousMrM One minute Melee is better than Dbx. ... *N-NANIII????*

  • @ntvinh20
    @ntvinh20 7 лет назад +540

    just realized how they are so similar
    they both have artificial limbs, they both fighting around a redstone and they both fought with the perfect beings.

    • @prabhjot76
      @prabhjot76 6 лет назад +88

      HOLY SHIT! Fullmetal Alchemist is a JoJo reference

    • @dariusjones3488
      @dariusjones3488 6 лет назад +30

      Prabhjot OOOH MY GAAAAAAAAHD! Adding this to my JoJo reference list

    • @hybridepsilon2099
      @hybridepsilon2099 6 лет назад +10

      NTVinh20 this could belong to an actual death battle!!!
      Okay folks: those who want this fight to become a death battle say YAY! Those who oppose whimper NAY!

    • @letsgotosleepjoker6552
      @letsgotosleepjoker6552 6 лет назад +1

      Mauricio Reyes Muñoz yay

    • @OwNAvenged
      @OwNAvenged 6 лет назад +5

      @@hybridepsilon2099 Nay, because Death Battle ruins everything.

  • @PKmaster12
    @PKmaster12 5 лет назад +368

    3/10 Joseph might’ve used the Joestar secret technique but he never yelled *”NIGERUNDAYOOOOOO”*

    • @lunareclipse1359
      @lunareclipse1359 5 лет назад +6

      4.5/10 not enough endless young joeseph combos

    • @exterminator1044
      @exterminator1044 4 года назад +5

      2:32

    • @azarzu
      @azarzu 4 года назад +1

      It's in english, he should have said something like Time to run away!

  • @XenoVis
    @XenoVis 8 лет назад +238

    I want both to win, but I want someone to lose.
    I think I just entered a void of maximum confusion.

    • @XenoVis
      @XenoVis 8 лет назад +3

      Should have included Al and Caesar though

    • @g.wilson536
      @g.wilson536 8 лет назад +15

      +Ajaraz / Vis~
      But that's not fair, one's living armor and the other's a rock!

    • @Maniacman2030
      @Maniacman2030 8 лет назад +1

      Ajaraz / Vis~ Al has two big weaknesses. He lacks Ed's speed and relies on having to draw his own transmutation circles. I doubt his endurance could hold up to Bubble Cutter either.

    • @griffisu9400
      @griffisu9400 8 лет назад +1

      +Maniacman2030 dude Al can transmute without circles

    • @griffisu9400
      @griffisu9400 8 лет назад

      +Maniacman2030 dude Al can transmute without circles

  • @MrDingo-kw5wd
    @MrDingo-kw5wd 5 лет назад +609

    Star Platinum < Golden Experience < Nigerundayo

    • @WednesdayMan
      @WednesdayMan 5 лет назад +31

      add hermit purple with the Joestar Family technique and it's unstoppable as Joseph basically becomes spider-man but without the wall-crawling

    • @MrDingo-kw5wd
      @MrDingo-kw5wd 5 лет назад +3

      @@WednesdayMan true

    • @rolandsbreza7448
      @rolandsbreza7448 5 лет назад +20

      @@WednesdayMan Have you seen the second season? I am pretty sure he had to climb a wall using hamon. So, basically he is a spiderman.

    • @WednesdayMan
      @WednesdayMan 5 лет назад +4

      Oil pillar. yeah I saw that and was not sure it worked on all walls

    • @rolandsbreza7448
      @rolandsbreza7448 5 лет назад +5

      @@WednesdayMan fair point, but it's better to imagine him climbing all walls. Spider joseph.

  • @alexeialyoshin5860
    @alexeialyoshin5860 7 лет назад +506

    i like how they didnt kill eachother

    • @SKsuprakirby
      @SKsuprakirby 7 лет назад +1

      Nealen the Nerd Sora vs. Link? I'm not sure if this one was a OMM though. maybe that one came from another channel.

    • @SpectralSuperSonic
      @SpectralSuperSonic 7 лет назад +17

      Nealen the Nerd Like, all of them except Zero v Meta Knight...

    • @metaking1008
      @metaking1008 7 лет назад +1

      suprakirby Sora vs Lloyd would be cool.

    • @lloydchristian936
      @lloydchristian936 7 лет назад +1

      Alexei Alyoshin no one dies in omm

    • @ventomario3251
      @ventomario3251 7 лет назад +1

      I liked the silly moments

  • @ethanadams8109
    @ethanadams8109 5 лет назад +785

    While Edward has an advantage in his power set, Joseph is a strategic master who defeated the Ultimate Lifeform. Edward is a kid who be easily pissed of and lead into be more rash. He is also much weaker without assitance from Alphonse while Joseph can be completely independent as he continued even past Ceaser's death.

    • @tl3143
      @tl3143 5 лет назад +30

      Edward also defeated a god, and he did it without alphonse

    • @garking4565
      @garking4565 4 года назад +152

      @@tl3143 yea but did he defeat 4 astec gods singled handily as one became the ultimate lifeform? The men with asses like bowling balls and thighs like pillars. He is a man that escapes everything, even death

    • @astralope
      @astralope 4 года назад +75

      @@garking4565 also assisted in the death of DIO who has terrorized their bloodline for 100 years
      AND LIVE PAST THE AGE OF 50

    • @floricel_112
      @floricel_112 4 года назад +33

      I have to disagree. Yes Ed at the beginning of the series was quite immature and was easily manipulated by making fun of his height, but after his 2nd fight with Scar, he has matured a lot more and fought more strategically

    • @java1.130
      @java1.130 4 года назад +9

      literally all Ed had to do was touch Joseph and turn him to dust

  • @tarsker
    @tarsker 8 лет назад +324

    I read the title and was like: "Oh My God!!!"

    • @tarsker
      @tarsker 8 лет назад +7

      I will show myself out

    • @LivTheCyberdhole
      @LivTheCyberdhole 8 лет назад +28

      SUNNUVA BEECH

    • @leod.v.3854
      @leod.v.3854 8 лет назад +15

      "Oh nooo!!!"

    • @maaxorus
      @maaxorus 8 лет назад +20

      HOLY SHIET!!!

    • @geardog24
      @geardog24 8 лет назад +7

      YES! YES! YES! is what I was going to say.

  • @raggedyexynos6826
    @raggedyexynos6826 8 лет назад +307

    Asspull jojo best jojo

  • @intelotaku9651
    @intelotaku9651 8 лет назад +290

    This makes feel a little less salty about Edward's loss because no one died.

  • @norms1240
    @norms1240 5 лет назад +210

    This battle is about to explode!
    *killer queen has already touched the battle*
    Okay, I know I'm really late, but I still enjoy this OMM.

  • @ShuuyaKanoSama
    @ShuuyaKanoSama 7 лет назад +97

    Headcanon: the bird at the end was Kars

  • @kookio4284
    @kookio4284 4 года назад +80

    I love one minute melees because they don’t always straight up kill the opponent and the fight has some sort of ending that doesn’t involve the winner just standing there

    • @Saturn.analyzes
      @Saturn.analyzes 3 года назад +2

      Thank you but the ending was accurate lol

  • @ttgb2990
    @ttgb2990 6 лет назад +191

    The ultimate Joestar family technique wins the day once again...
    *RUNNING AWAY*

  • @Quetzalcoatl-Dragon_97
    @Quetzalcoatl-Dragon_97 5 лет назад +131

    Joseph: "You're going to say, 'Don't call me little!"
    Edward: "Don't call me little! Wait, what?!"

  • @duwanglover3424
    @duwanglover3424 7 лет назад +303

    That's not... That's... That's not Joseph's Pose... That's Jonathan's...

    • @jasonko9694
      @jasonko9694 7 лет назад +74

      it just works

    • @TundraTurtle98
      @TundraTurtle98 7 лет назад +42

      Um...this tho
      s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/27/0f/15/270f15c349dd288806d65442744284a1.jpg

    • @SolidusOtacon
      @SolidusOtacon 7 лет назад +30

      Daniel Stwalley it's similar to Jonathan's but there's more angle on it. Caesar uses it too.

    • @Nowhere00000
      @Nowhere00000 6 лет назад +4

      Both strike the pose

    • @Pleasestoptalkingthanks
      @Pleasestoptalkingthanks 6 лет назад +5

      JOJO SPOILERS, everyone dies.

  • @everettwatsonrazorearcwolf6553
    @everettwatsonrazorearcwolf6553 2 года назад +29

    I just noticed how much bs was put into Joseph’s excuse 😂 “Cambodian Ruby from Thailand.” This is so in character, I cant 😂

  • @lupin2589
    @lupin2589 8 лет назад +210

    Let's be honest, Joseph Joestar can pretty much defeat a god if he bullshits hard enough

  • @tice7217
    @tice7217 5 лет назад +106

    Fact.
    Even is Joseph die, he'll revive and pretend get possessed by DIO

    • @bwehhhh
      @bwehhhh 5 лет назад +5

      and almost get killed again by his grandson

    • @theman6422
      @theman6422 5 лет назад

      Trash Kun then dodge out of the way and then make the ora ora oras hit Edward

  • @RjGoombes
    @RjGoombes 6 лет назад +271

    0/10 there was not enough grenades strapped to any capes

    • @dekudude8888
      @dekudude8888 5 лет назад +7

      Edward didn't spend enough time in the city

    • @josukehigashikata3137
      @josukehigashikata3137 4 года назад +1

      You are jealous because joseph won

    • @unepiclyepic7904
      @unepiclyepic7904 4 года назад +2

      @@josukehigashikata3137 he was making a joke about joseph using the grenades on straizo

  • @marioalmanza32
    @marioalmanza32 7 лет назад +407

    Correct me if I'm wrong, but Hamon affects regular humans too, not just vampires right? I remember Joseph knocking out a guy with Hamon and Caesat killing Mark with it also

    • @KappaHunter
      @KappaHunter 7 лет назад +184

      It effects humans too, but it takes much larger quantities to do so. Hamon is a lot more effective against vampires and the undead.

    • @GlyntTheCat
      @GlyntTheCat 7 лет назад +27

      Mario Almanza Hamon affected Jonathon Joestar when Baron Zeppelli plunged his fist into his abdomen. It made his breathing much easier despite his injuries.

    • @siraphopcheepudomwit5502
      @siraphopcheepudomwit5502 7 лет назад +10

      Hamon may not affects regular human itself.
      instead,it enchancing physical power like Zoom Punch(Gomu Gomu no but comes first) and let the user takes less pain.

    • @vitra3246
      @vitra3246 7 лет назад +33

      Mario Almanza it DOES effect humans,ultimate Kars used it and melted Jospehs knee. Hamon is Sunlightenergy and if you touch the sun you would get injured,so it does effect everything when its strong enough

    • @siraphopcheepudomwit5502
      @siraphopcheepudomwit5502 7 лет назад +22

      but it's the fucking strong(not duwang reference) hamon.
      and it's probaly impossible by human to archieve that level.even Joseph is trained.He stated that Kars' Hamon is nearly 100 times stronger than his.

  • @Distruct10
    @Distruct10 7 лет назад +328

    Is this a jojo reference?

  • @mercury8793
    @mercury8793 4 года назад +39

    You know you are dead when:
    Jonathan says he can feel a heat hot enough to burn.
    Joseph predicts your next line.
    Jotaro gets pissed and says Yare Yare Daze.
    Josuke's hair gets insulted.
    Giorno says muda.

    • @duckzilla9819
      @duckzilla9819 4 года назад +4

      No
      _when Giornos piano plays you're instantly dead_

    • @OGAntzmo
      @OGAntzmo 3 года назад +1

      @@duckzilla9819 when any beatdown theme plays in general your already dead

  • @nathanross7448
    @nathanross7448 8 лет назад +119

    damn it I always wanted a Joestar versus ARMSTRONG

    • @cognitivedissonance8478
      @cognitivedissonance8478 8 лет назад +7

      Jonathan vs Armstrong
      Lisa Lisa vs Olivier

    • @cognitivedissonance8478
      @cognitivedissonance8478 8 лет назад +14

      feel the hamon passed down the joestar bloodline for generations

    • @nathanross7448
      @nathanross7448 8 лет назад

      Though I think joseph would better suited against the major

    • @nathanross7448
      @nathanross7448 8 лет назад

      maybe i should start campaigning for one of the joestars vs. puri puri prisoner

    • @marche800
      @marche800 7 лет назад

      Nathan Ross ironically Jolyne

  • @Alex-mk7dw
    @Alex-mk7dw 7 лет назад +288

    Donald trump vs funny valentine

    • @tntgames1293
      @tntgames1293 7 лет назад +14

      i think funny valentine made america great but then they fucked it up so donald trump will follow his footsteps

    • @risottonero7118
      @risottonero7118 6 лет назад +7

      [ZA WALL] is destroyed by [D4C] due to too many clones.

    • @ColdTiger
      @ColdTiger 6 лет назад +10

      @@risottonero7118 AcKhUaLlY iT's Filthy Acts at a Reasonable Price

    • @randomjurassic_goat1107
      @randomjurassic_goat1107 6 лет назад +9

      Alex Y
      Stand Master: Donald Trump
      Stand Name:「Another Brick in the Wall」

    • @TheMediatorOfChaos
      @TheMediatorOfChaos 6 лет назад +2

      @@ColdTiger Pernicious Plans for a Popular Price?

  • @MADLADEXE
    @MADLADEXE 6 лет назад +77

    Ah. The ancient joestar technique of running away. I've heard legends

  • @ck8985
    @ck8985 5 лет назад +67

    Just noticed one of the clacker balls was literally a grenade.
    Well played

    • @cheeseburgerthe1st602
      @cheeseburgerthe1st602 3 года назад

      I just thought they had been filled with hamon which then discharged

  • @_himesama
    @_himesama 7 лет назад +103

    THEY PIXELATED HIS SECRET TECHNIQUE HAHAHAHAHA

    • @figurativefluff
      @figurativefluff 5 лет назад +5

      NEETzsche quite a few of the sprites are taken from the capcom jojo fighting game and its fantastic that the technique was animated lol.

    • @WednesdayMan
      @WednesdayMan 5 лет назад +1

      Heritage for the future is the exact jojo game that sprite comes from.
      ingame story is that a stand user Alessi turned Joseph into a young adult again.

  • @that-one-guyfrom-that-one-1239
    @that-one-guyfrom-that-one-1239 7 лет назад +71

    Also, thank you for ending this fight without a gory death. I like both joseph and Edward, it'd suck to see one die.

    • @HumanTooth
      @HumanTooth 6 лет назад +10

      Well, considering their personality, there's no way they could kill each other

  • @hsaungaye9662
    @hsaungaye9662 8 лет назад +262

    Next thing the fanboy will say is "how can Edward lose to him?!"

    • @tomcfarrell
      @tomcfarrell 8 лет назад +4

      Well tbh Edward is town level and Joe is multi city block so there's at least a tier difference. Joseph is slightly faster but the strength difference is enough for Edward to take victory, he was also more motivated to win and more skilled. I don't even watch the shows, I researched feats.

    • @Lardo137
      @Lardo137 8 лет назад +91

      SandEcho I've never heard of someone brag about his ignorance before.

    • @ledernierutopiste
      @ledernierutopiste 8 лет назад +40

      how can Edward lose to... MASAKA !
      Well, Edward has good offensive abilities but defensively he can't tank many attacks, so even with research joseph would have won !

    • @inaccurateprophecy8971
      @inaccurateprophecy8971 8 лет назад +3

      Joseph could outpredict and outsmart Edward if he can survive Edward's alchemy long enough, but Edward knows how to get some insane things done with his abilities.

    • @bobby2bend
      @bobby2bend 8 лет назад +1

      Not to mention Joseph's hamon is only really effective against vampires while his other most powerful attack, a trick with multiple grenades will be ineffective considering Ed has survived point blank grenades and much much bigger explosions point blank only coming out angry with little to no scratches or anything.

  • @coldplays5992
    @coldplays5992 5 лет назад +54

    Edward: *running*
    Joseph: your probably about to say
    Both: I'll show you not to call me a kid again!

    • @bariannash601
      @bariannash601 4 года назад +2

      Imagine screwing up the line so bad you change "You're next line is" to "You're probably going to say"

    • @New3DSLuigi364
      @New3DSLuigi364 4 года назад +3

      Edward: Huh?
      K.O.

    • @someguyyoufoundonyoutube8744
      @someguyyoufoundonyoutube8744 4 года назад +1

      your next line is your next to is your next line is your next line is. wait

  • @uomosenzanomo6465
    @uomosenzanomo6465 7 лет назад +79

    Edward Elric has a lot of goldy like powers and skill, but Joseph defeated god like beings thousand times stronger than him.

    • @Sayo_Toshimoto
      @Sayo_Toshimoto 5 лет назад +9

      By sheer luck and asspulls.

    • @gurvanshsingh2271
      @gurvanshsingh2271 5 лет назад +17

      @@Sayo_Toshimoto u just described joseph and why he is so OP.

    • @borusbb4787
      @borusbb4787 5 лет назад +3

      Sayo Toshimoto Part 2 Joseph has a luck stay of Infinity. He literally is god tier

    • @galaxyvulture6649
      @galaxyvulture6649 5 лет назад

      @Purple Panther The way Kara lost...

    • @galaxyvulture6649
      @galaxyvulture6649 5 лет назад

      Kars stupid auto correct

  • @OneColdRepublican
    @OneColdRepublican 7 лет назад +100

    Ed would fit so well in the Jojo universe. Too bad we already got a cyborg.

  • @SpectralSuperSonic
    @SpectralSuperSonic 7 лет назад +362

    For people who want to argue that Hamon wouldn't work on him... "The hamon, or ripple, is a ki - like power that can be trained in the body by the use of proper breathing techniques. It's a form of energy that can be used in many different ways, such as delivering electricity - like shocks, enhancing physical strength, cutting through things like a sharp blade, creating light, etc. The energy is similar in composition to sunlight, so it is especially effective against vampires and other such creatures."

    • @powerowl2120
      @powerowl2120 7 лет назад +71

      I mean in the first episode of part 2 straitzo uses hamon to kill a whole bunch of regular dudes so...

    • @skama4845
      @skama4845 7 лет назад +64

      in the last ep of part 2
      ultimate kars could use hamon
      and almost killed joseph with it

    • @Living_Life242
      @Living_Life242 7 лет назад +41

      Not to mention when ACDC had possessed Suzie Q, Ceasar and JoJo were worried that if they used hamon to attack him, despite being weak to hamon and dying, the amount needed would also cause Suzie's heart to explode! With them trying NOT to do that! Hamon is just as good at killing people as vampires.

    • @ChauNyan
      @ChauNyan 7 лет назад +8

      YamadoK Exploding hearts?!? Damn that is really cool.

    • @skama4845
      @skama4845 7 лет назад +22

      and in part 2 ceaser used hamon to kill people before he met lisa lisa

  • @sasorithepuppetmaster8635
    @sasorithepuppetmaster8635 4 года назад +18

    I feel like Joseph after seeing Ed’s transmutation would think he was using some kind of Hamon

  • @ruthad2736
    @ruthad2736 7 лет назад +167

    2:33 *NINGERUNDAYOOOO*

    • @NepZz
      @NepZz 5 лет назад +5

      Ennareth NIGGA RUN SMOKEY

    • @DiamondRadar
      @DiamondRadar 5 лет назад +1

      SMOKEY

    • @azzyasbourne9107
      @azzyasbourne9107 5 лет назад

      Attention, blue bird, this is Mr. Fabulous. We are a go for cheesing it.

  • @Just_Some_Guy_with_a_Mustache
    @Just_Some_Guy_with_a_Mustache 8 лет назад +42

    Your next line is: "The next one has Batman!"

    • @jeffreymedvick6541
      @jeffreymedvick6541 7 лет назад +31

      I'm not going to do it.
      I'm not.
      That joke goes around way too much, almost to the point that it's getting stale.
      I refuse to say it.
      ... Even if the next one has Batman-- *M-MASAKA*

    • @williambeck2372
      @williambeck2372 7 лет назад +6

      NANI?!

    • @HerculesMays
      @HerculesMays 7 лет назад +4

      @Jeffrey Medvick *Volcanic rocks hit you and then you say the line*

    • @OCeanVidStuff
      @OCeanVidStuff 7 лет назад +10

      The next one has Batman!
      wait what

    • @rifatalam8294
      @rifatalam8294 7 лет назад +5

      Good God....you're everywhere!

  • @seirramoon388
    @seirramoon388 7 лет назад +951

    heres a sugestion, dio brando vs Alucard from hellsing ultimate

    • @42shini56
      @42shini56 7 лет назад +78

      Seirra Moon alucard would win, he literally can't STOP existing anymore. he's immortal and has a better regeneration than dio but because of the power he got from eating that dude he can create copies of him from different universes. he can be anywhere at any time and there's unlimited amounts of versions of him.

    • @Lycanthromancer1
      @Lycanthromancer1 7 лет назад +42

      I want Alucard vs Perfect Cell, with Takahata101 doing the voice acting, if only for the hilarity factor.

    • @marche800
      @marche800 7 лет назад +76

      FuckOmni heaven ascended Dio?

    • @42shini56
      @42shini56 7 лет назад +71

      *****
      would make alucard his bitch.

    • @savage7882
      @savage7882 7 лет назад +24

      time stop, checkmate,road roller,ghost town
      ded

  • @VincentTheKindNecromancer
    @VincentTheKindNecromancer 5 лет назад +144

    0/10 not enough "bloody stream".

    • @Saturn.analyzes
      @Saturn.analyzes 3 года назад

      I give a 4/10 I expected more out Edward

  • @africanlegs
    @africanlegs 8 лет назад +411

    The Joestar bloodline cannot be diminished by mere alchemy!

    • @Next-xm2dh
      @Next-xm2dh 8 лет назад +38

      Local African His only weakness are Road Rollers

    • @miguelcarrio1407
      @miguelcarrio1407 8 лет назад +32

      Nextwhowantstodie step forward
      [ MY ROAD ROLLER HAS NO WEAKNESS ]

    • @ReiAkaris
      @ReiAkaris 8 лет назад +14

      ROAD ROLLA DAAAAAAA
      aaaaaaaaaaa

    • @vgcivan316
      @vgcivan316 8 лет назад +6

      sigh, i'm not ready for that to be animated :(

    • @Danktorias
      @Danktorias 8 лет назад +4

      Portal Gun Gay Priest 2fast2quick

  • @iPhantomHG
    @iPhantomHG 8 лет назад +103

    Well since it was a Jojo battle theme I already knew who was gonna win~

    • @_kenemon_
      @_kenemon_ 8 лет назад

      Press Start sakuya izayoi~

    • @iPhantomHG
      @iPhantomHG 8 лет назад

      vs Dio?

    • @WeaponXSigma
      @WeaponXSigma 8 лет назад +3

      Dio and Polnareff lost theirs.Sakuya Izayoi beat Dio and Yu Naruami beat Polnareff

    • @nintendosegafan4935
      @nintendosegafan4935 8 лет назад +8

      WeaponXSigma polnareff was possessed by the anubis stand, so I count that as anubis's loss.

    • @UFOPiXEL7983
      @UFOPiXEL7983 8 лет назад

      DukeThe EXE.hog Same

  • @Dioslux
    @Dioslux 7 лет назад +509

    *IKE VS GUTS*
    (FIRE EMBLEM VS BERSERK)

    • @Dioslux
      @Dioslux 7 лет назад +21

      MAKE THIS HAPPEN. SMASH THAT LIKE BUTTON.

    • @Solinosolina
      @Solinosolina 7 лет назад +8

      IKE FOR THE WIIIIIIIN

    • @raffaellabortolozzo3411
      @raffaellabortolozzo3411 7 лет назад +7

      Drake I'm so proud this idea actually spread...approved.

    • @Dioslux
      @Dioslux 7 лет назад +3

      Raffaella Bortolozzo
      I KNOW, RIGHT? I HOPE IT COMES UP NEXT. AND IF NOT, SPREAD THIS IDEA ON THAT VIDEO TOO. AND SPREAD IT ON THE OLD VIDEOS AS WELL. LOL.

    • @raffaellabortolozzo3411
      @raffaellabortolozzo3411 7 лет назад +1

      Drake You can count on it

  • @8BitMisdreavus
    @8BitMisdreavus 7 лет назад +324

    I personally love the way you cut the "your next line is" so they both said it at the same time. The fact that people still said what there were going to say after Joseph finishes calling them on it always bugged me.

    • @ralphthejedimaster
      @ralphthejedimaster 6 лет назад +63

      In anime, the time that passes from the viewers perspective is basically never the amount of time that's actually passing. Especially in JoJo or dragon Ball

    • @badatdrawing5083
      @badatdrawing5083 6 лет назад +35

      dio's monologues during time stop would be ridiculous if they were compacked in 9 secs :)

    • @jonathansteel3324
      @jonathansteel3324 6 лет назад

      why

    • @ARC--5973
      @ARC--5973 2 года назад

      @@badatdrawing5083 Evil monologue speedrun

  • @wasabi5338
    @wasabi5338 Год назад +4

    2:48 i like the nice touch of Joseph checking up on Edward to see if he is okay.

  • @killianlegoman
    @killianlegoman 8 лет назад +166

    Your next line will be-
    *"This is an overused comment."*
    To yu!

    • @XvXgriffon
      @XvXgriffon 8 лет назад +10

      Arachnid The Spider This is an overused comment. Wait...crap.

    • @topdog2007
      @topdog2007 8 лет назад +28

      THIS IS OVERUSED COMMENT
      NANI!

    • @joarng6424
      @joarng6424 8 лет назад +4

      Arachnid The Spider This is an overused w.... huh!?

    • @bigounce2651
      @bigounce2651 8 лет назад +7

      Really?This shit again?
      When will people realize that this shit just got old?
      This is an overused comment...
      BAKANA!
      MASAKA!

    • @zenith6892
      @zenith6892 8 лет назад +1

      Geez. Pretty soon this is gonna turn into an overused comment... God damn it.

  • @Slendermaster968
    @Slendermaster968 7 лет назад +264

    Hyun's Dojo > ScrewAttack

  • @Isarrot
    @Isarrot 8 лет назад +127

    EDIT: At least one thing we can agree is that the fun thing about OMM is that it doesn't have to end in the looser's death, so angry fanboys don't get to see their favorite character murdered
    (angry fanboy/fangirl voice)
    EDWARD IS STRONGER HE SHOULD WIN BLA BLA BLA
    ...Joseph basically fought god...

    • @morbanfreegman3011
      @morbanfreegman3011 8 лет назад +10

      Isarrot didn't edward literally fight God?

    • @omegazero1990
      @omegazero1990 8 лет назад +29

      Isarrot ya but kars vs father lets go

    • @g.wilson536
      @g.wilson536 8 лет назад +7

      +Omega Zero
      Kars would automatically gain all of Father's abilities, be better than him at all of them, and still be completely immortal, assuming you mean Ultimate Lifeform Kars.

    • @g.wilson536
      @g.wilson536 8 лет назад

      Miko Almuete
      He isn't thinking, but yes he is. Where did I say he wasn't?

    • @ledernierutopiste
      @ledernierutopiste 8 лет назад

      Kars in the novel is probably one of the most powerful character of any stories. He would one shot Father, so just take Kars from BT for a fair Kars vs Father.

  • @yhers
    @yhers 5 лет назад +14

    Everyone gangstar until Joseph predicts your next line.

  • @timwoodhouse688
    @timwoodhouse688 8 лет назад +118

    widowmaker vs Quiet from metal gear solid 5 for....reasons.

    • @Pyobatic
      @Pyobatic 8 лет назад +3

      Tim Woodhouse 👌

    • @4realballer2008
      @4realballer2008 8 лет назад +4

      yes.... reasons... research reasons

    • @timwoodhouse688
      @timwoodhouse688 8 лет назад

      +4realballer2008 exactly :)

    • @AFreakingAxeCH
      @AFreakingAxeCH 8 лет назад

      With special Appearance of Mundy(TF2's Sniper)

    • @timwoodhouse688
      @timwoodhouse688 8 лет назад +4

      also Genji vs Raiden from metal gear rising.It would be like Xbox vs ps4.

  • @Mizukageize
    @Mizukageize 7 лет назад +96

    Spike Spiegel vs Space Dandy. That would been hilarious.

  • @Tmerrify
    @Tmerrify 7 лет назад +22

    "Cambodian Sunset Ruby straight from Thailand." Cambodia and Thailand are different countries. Joseph pls.

  • @asahel8431
    @asahel8431 4 года назад +26

    Of course Joseph wouldn’t lose the battle,
    That bastard never dies.

    • @OGAntzmo
      @OGAntzmo 3 года назад +1

      Unlike you in part 6

    • @shwogydogy1120
      @shwogydogy1120 3 года назад

      JOTARO!

    • @sheerheartattack359
      @sheerheartattack359 2 года назад +1

      @@shwogydogy1120 Master?

    • @shwogydogy1120
      @shwogydogy1120 2 года назад

      @@sheerheartattack359 sheer?

    • @KaiJason
      @KaiJason 2 года назад +1

      How do you feel about that bastard stealing your theme despite having his own theme?

  • @TheRandomron
    @TheRandomron 8 лет назад +93

    I did want Ed to win, but because I haven't seen JoJo's Biazzare Adventures, I didn't know what Ed was up against. So I cannot complain about the outcome without knowing both characters

    • @IC-xk4gi
      @IC-xk4gi 8 лет назад +39

      TheRandomRon oh boi, if you haven't watched JJBA, you are in for an amazing treat, maybe not at the start (although the mindset of the first part captivated me for the simple dramatic heroism)

    • @poohhardy11
      @poohhardy11 8 лет назад +13

      He was up against wit.......but not any ordinary wit.......BRITISH WIT

    • @tomcfarrell
      @tomcfarrell 8 лет назад +3

      Nah Ed should have won, he's town level by the end of the series.

    • @ledernierutopiste
      @ledernierutopiste 8 лет назад +8

      joseph joestar is the best main character i've seen in my life, and i've read/watch thousands of histories ! Start by watching the anime of jojo 2012 then read the books after the part 4.

    • @jolitero
      @jolitero 8 лет назад +25

      Joseph, while not the strongest Joestar, is the smartest and always as a backup plan.

  • @diim8763
    @diim8763 8 лет назад +48

    I'm a simple man I see edward elric I like then cream my jeans

  • @amaannaqvi8417
    @amaannaqvi8417 8 лет назад +134

    Why did they play Stardust Crusaders on Joseph's video
    It would make sense if he was Old Joseph but he's not

    • @MrBda241
      @MrBda241 8 лет назад +2

      I guess it was fitting for the fight, where they are, what series Joseph was from and the scenario in particular as well.

    • @Antonio64398
      @Antonio64398 8 лет назад +1

      I like it, mainly because they made it more "dubstep", which was a huge part of Battle Tendency's soundtrack

    • @Animeality
      @Animeality 8 лет назад

      Battle Tendency had dubstep? Huh. Guess I wasn't paying attention? Any tracks or scenes in particular?

    • @amaannaqvi8417
      @amaannaqvi8417 8 лет назад

      An easy fix would just be Overdrive, especially at the end when Joseph was winning

    • @mrqueem1703
      @mrqueem1703 8 лет назад +4

      Animeality Avalon and Pillar Men Theme are the most memorable

  • @WillRennar
    @WillRennar 5 лет назад +16

    2:32 - Time to employ the Joestar Family Secret Technique!

  • @KrowsGraveyard
    @KrowsGraveyard 8 лет назад +391

    Never seen an episode of JBA but I like FMA quite a bit so I was disappointed that Ed lost. Although my disappointment is strictly due to personal feeling and I have no hard feeling towards JBA. Actually, I'm curious if anyone actually recommends it as worth watching?

    • @Pleasestoptalkingthanks
      @Pleasestoptalkingthanks 8 лет назад +94

      It's totally worth it. Mind you, it starts off slow and sometimes the scenarios make no damn sense, but it only gets better and more charming as you watch it.

    • @_darkkstar_
      @_darkkstar_ 8 лет назад +8

      Miko Almuete so am I

    • @drefozz
      @drefozz 8 лет назад +6

      Hell yeah jba is worth watching

    • @NerfMaster000
      @NerfMaster000 8 лет назад +54

      +quehay45 You got to be joking, JJBA sold 95 million copies and is up there with Dragonball Z and One Piece as the most popular manga series. FMA only sold 64 million.

    • @eduardoarce1722
      @eduardoarce1722 8 лет назад +15

      short answer " Yes"
      Long answer " The JBA word is based in diferent jojos across time, For example, 1st jojo if im not wrong is in the end of 19 century, while 2nd jojo develope in the midle of ww2 and 3rd jojo in the lates 80's. Every jojo is really differnt from the last one, for example the first jojo is like the chavalry guy that puts honor and rigthness before everything, the second one is like Ed from fma, an assertive guy, that is as anoying for other people as funny for the viewer and the 3rd jojo is like has typical gang leader look and is a I dont give a fck guy type. The plot development as well as the characters grow ( in some cases) is really nice. As well as JBA is like a cult anime, like evangelion, cowboy bepop, one piece. Is not something you should watch only because is popular and well known, but because is a really good anime."
      p.d. The first arc is kind of slow. I consider the second one my favorite the 3rd is really nice and the forth one is actually been animated. but if I am not wrong there are like 7 arcs in manga rigth now.

  • @J0ECRAWF15H
    @J0ECRAWF15H 7 лет назад +21

    "K.O.! >>gets up & starts talking"

  • @jaelee1996
    @jaelee1996 7 лет назад +21

    Joseph is fighting while Jotaro's theme plays...

  • @SheriffArthurMorgan
    @SheriffArthurMorgan 5 лет назад +30

    Stand user: Edward Eric Stand : FULLMETAL ALCHEMIST

    • @UmbraStarWolf
      @UmbraStarWolf 5 лет назад +4

      His stand is just Alphonse armor

    • @Saturn.analyzes
      @Saturn.analyzes 3 года назад +1

      I honestly expected more out of him tbh thou they had only one minute so they couldn’t of really go or gone anywhere like in death battle

  • @BthIX
    @BthIX 8 лет назад +45

    If Joseph could beat the Ultimate Life Form Kars, who's immune to all forms of death, he can't lose to anyone.

    • @BakaHoushi
      @BakaHoushi 8 лет назад +26

      While Joseph is cunning and tough, Kars more or less beat himself. Joseph managed to survive long enough for that to happen, though.

    • @dusk7774
      @dusk7774 8 лет назад +35

      BalaTheHero9 Joseph won because of his wit and pure luck

    • @CuddlyTheMadElite
      @CuddlyTheMadElite 8 лет назад +4

      Didn't he gets his ass kicked by Dio tho?

    • @WeaponXSigma
      @WeaponXSigma 8 лет назад +1

      Didn't he get killed by Dio in Stardust Crusaders though?

    • @nintendosegafan4935
      @nintendosegafan4935 8 лет назад

      WeaponXSigma joseph couldn't compete to za warudo's time stop ability with his hermit purple and dio's cunning edging over joseph

  • @HumanTooth
    @HumanTooth 7 лет назад +30

    One does not simply spar with...
    JOSEPHU JOESTAR

  • @TheQuarterGuy
    @TheQuarterGuy 8 лет назад +47

    Josuke Higashikata (Pt. 4) vs. Akihiko Sanada.
    Sanada starts it by making a comment about Josuke's hair.
    Josuke ends it with his "If I heal you first" schtick.

    • @donovanng8797
      @donovanng8797 8 лет назад

      The Quarter Guy Why Akihiko though?

    • @TheQuarterGuy
      @TheQuarterGuy 8 лет назад

      We already got Yu vs. Polnareff.

    • @marche800
      @marche800 7 лет назад +1

      The Quarter Guy If akihiko insulted Josuke's hair he would lose within seconds...and probably end up fused into a telephone pole.

    • @darkrequiem9133
      @darkrequiem9133 7 лет назад

      Speaking of which, what is better? Having a Stand, Arcana or Persona?

    • @donovanng8797
      @donovanng8797 7 лет назад

      Persona. Cause unlike a stand, they are more predictable and wont fuck you over

  • @FirstLast-cg2nk
    @FirstLast-cg2nk 5 лет назад +35

    It makes sense that Joseph would win: Of the two, Joseph is definitely the better strategist.

    • @j.z.b.r.9354
      @j.z.b.r.9354 4 года назад +2

      Yes but, how would he defeat Edward? Haven't watched FMA but I have definitley watched Jojo. His Hamon mostly works on just vampires. Yes, it was stated that his Hamon can work on humans that aren't trained in Hamon, but Edward is just so much more powerful

    • @playground246
      @playground246 4 года назад

      @@j.z.b.r.9354 he'd eventually figure out how to defeat edward I guess

    • @Stephen-fi9mw
      @Stephen-fi9mw 3 года назад

      @@j.z.b.r.9354 funny enough, Joseph’s ripple is much, much, more terrifying than you think. Kars’s ripple is a hundred times stronger than Joseph’s ripple. Kars’s ripple has the energy of the sun, which can generate a power as much as one trillion megatons of tnt. Divide one trillion by a hundred and that’s how strong Joseph’s ripple is at his best.

    • @seanao32
      @seanao32 3 года назад +1

      @@Stephen-fi9mw He's also freakishly strong in a fight with Santana, he tries to crush Joseph in his Rib blades (imgur.com/a/aWD8Z) with 825 kg/cm2 force and Joseph is able to temporarily resist thanks to his Hamon. To be entirely honest I didn’t exactly know what that equates out to (i.e Joseph is an X-Tonner). However after some learning i was able to figure it out, with some help from a friend. The pressure is approximately 81 Mpa(Megapascal), similar to the compressive strength of heavy bricks. Assuming this is used for lifting then:
      81 Mpa=11748 Psi. If we use the area of an average sized hand of 7 inches then 3.147*7*7/7=21.98 square inches, so to calculate the force in pounds we simply do 11748/21.98 giving 258221.04, so finally we convert pounds to tons giving 129 tons, that's vastly above Ed.

    • @Stephen-fi9mw
      @Stephen-fi9mw 3 года назад +1

      @@seanao32 Actually, Ed survived a building explosion worth about 30.5 kilotons of tnt. Also wouldn’t Joseph’s fall from orbit feat be more impressive?