Top 15 Worst DDR Stepcharts

Поделиться
HTML-код
  • Опубликовано: 31 окт 2019
  • Happy Halloween...
    Twitter: / danielvaneden
    Soundcloud: / danielvaneden
    Stepfiles: zenius-i-vanisher.com/v5.2/vi...
  • ИгрыИгры

Комментарии • 204

  • @limepawz
    @limepawz 3 года назад +127

    i laughed too much at the chris4life bit and "the developers were on that good crack when they wrote this chart"

  • @zdoggzero6595
    @zdoggzero6595 4 года назад +202

    I didn’t know I needed a top 15 impersonation talking about ddr stepcharts but I guess I did
    Also “This song debuted in the original beatmania meaning it sounds like a midi track” had me rolling

  • @EtienneYT
    @EtienneYT 4 года назад +268

    Holy shit this video is amazing how am I just finding this LMAO

    • @zimtheailen1919
      @zimtheailen1919 3 года назад +11

      Never excepted to see you comment here LOL

    • @MikeTheEntei
      @MikeTheEntei 3 года назад +3

      @@zimtheailen1919 same

    • @666blaziken
      @666blaziken 2 месяца назад

      Same... But in 2024

  • @hnkul702
    @hnkul702 4 года назад +227

    Your commentary is hilarious

    • @CaveyMoth
      @CaveyMoth 3 года назад +21

      It feels like he's looking for ghosts in creepy DDR footage.

    • @bocabear
      @bocabear 11 месяцев назад +2

      ​@@CaveyMoth😢😂❤❤😢
      1❤😂

    • @CaveyMoth
      @CaveyMoth 11 месяцев назад +2

      @@bocabear HAHA! Thank you for bringing me back to this. It's too funny!

    • @chenchen6150
      @chenchen6150 7 месяцев назад +4

      *Dance Dance Foot Lettuce*

  • @UnluckyUrsine
    @UnluckyUrsine 3 года назад +45

    The last thing you'd want in your Burger King burger
    Is someone's foot fungus
    But as it turns out
    That might be what you get

  • @warbraid
    @warbraid 4 года назад +64

    Valkyrie Dimension has now been AAAd as of Feb 2020

  • @RGDancer
    @RGDancer 4 года назад +85

    The way he talks lmao

    • @20021redturle
      @20021redturle 3 года назад +9

      He sounds like the Burger King foot lettuce guy😂

    • @PeyKingG
      @PeyKingG 3 года назад +2

      @@20021redturle he does!!!

    • @iP0STcomments
      @iP0STcomments 3 года назад +17

      @@20021redturle that’s what he’s parodying lol

  • @Patashu
    @Patashu 4 года назад +40

    that last one terrifies me. happy halloween everyone

  • @alecrutz6979
    @alecrutz6979 3 года назад +48

    you forgot something about Bag, the song is actually 130 bpm, but they inexplicably halved the bpm to 65. had the bpm actually been the proper 130 bpm, it would have been entirely quantized to 12th notes, which would have been less broken. So yeah, that chart is a fault of sheer stupidity on konami's part

    • @extraordiberry
      @extraordiberry Год назад +9

      I'm not sure that this is entirely accurate; to the best of my understanding, the lack of 12th quantization would have still existed, but its effects would have been far less pronounced had the BPM been 130. So it would still have been janky and offbeat, but in a way more like Burning Heat (3-Option Mix).

    • @digitaldeathsquid3448
      @digitaldeathsquid3448 2 месяца назад

      Konami is Konami and Konami is the worst.
      #FucKonami

  • @xRGTMx
    @xRGTMx 4 года назад +74

    I just discovered this video, and oh my god, the Chills voice is killing me lmao

    • @khmerchef
      @khmerchef Год назад +2

      Right? I thought I accidentally clicked on the wrong video for a second.

  • @Tarento7386
    @Tarento7386 4 года назад +49

    Valkyrie Dimension: It has been finally AAAed and FCed by o4ma, what a time to be alive!

  • @Smqll_Fry
    @Smqll_Fry 2 года назад +38

    "this song does not love it when you 1 2 step" had me dead 💀

  • @Lenoh
    @Lenoh 8 месяцев назад +9

    16:12 ITG: "We invented hands!"
    DDR: "LOL, hold our Ooh La La La"

  • @ace4evr
    @ace4evr 4 года назад +21

    Half of the people that step charts arent musicians, which allowed for half of these atrocities to exist

    • @TheOctoJon
      @TheOctoJon 4 года назад +2

      to be fair, most of these rhythms could be written with nested tupplets, and rests. maybe they were just too advanced :p

    • @achan1058
      @achan1058 3 года назад +11

      The real question, and one that I could never get the answer to, are they good players? For Pump It Up, the step artists are credited. They range from "very good" to "best player in the world" (Fefemz), as seen in the Stepper's Championship.

    • @Logan912
      @Logan912 2 года назад +5

      That’s also a problem with a lot of GH/RB/CH customs. It annoys me when there are descending notes when the melody is clearly ascending and when they use the same “chords” in the chart when the guitar is clearly playing through different chords.

  • @SpiritSquadMTG
    @SpiritSquadMTG 4 года назад +39

    I literally taught my niece how to play 1, 2, Step by teaching her how to do the 1-2-Step. It makes perfect sense if you're interacting with 8-year-olds.
    But hard agree on Dead End and Uh La La being the hottest of garbage.

  • @dordeath4883
    @dordeath4883 11 месяцев назад +3

    All I could hear is : "burger king foot lettuce"

  • @Miligram573
    @Miligram573 3 года назад +13

    14:53 "nearly unplayable"
    Not with that attitude

  • @polypolar715
    @polypolar715 4 года назад +50

    I think the break in B4U (“Voltage” Special) is to not increase the Stream as much and let the Voltage look bigger on the groove radar

  • @BinaryHedgehog1
    @BinaryHedgehog1 2 года назад +23

    There is now an official, intentional hand, but it’s done through a quirk of the engine. Megalovania was added to DDR A3 and the ESP includes a Freeze that ends at the same time as a jump occurs. This was likely intentional as the chart is a massive troll in line with the source material.

    • @somebodytotallynottelling4584
      @somebodytotallynottelling4584 Год назад +4

      There are actually two more instances of hands in the Ultramix series for North America!
      In Ultramix 2, the Challenge chart of "echo !mage - Skulk" has a two bracketable jumps during a freeze arrow near the start.
      In Ultramix 3, the Expert chart of "901(Clay) - The Cat In The Moon" has an overlapping freeze arrow at the end.

  • @torquettalk
    @torquettalk 4 года назад +17

    Playing these songs on pads while stepping on burger king foot lettuce won't make these charts any better anyway

  • @conarcoin
    @conarcoin 2 года назад +9

    NINETEEN NOTES?????????

    • @conarcoin
      @conarcoin 2 года назад +8

      how did that chart get approved this is so funny

  • @Cardmaster12
    @Cardmaster12 4 года назад +37

    didn't even mention how offsync unreal is
    also fun fact another instance of their being 3 notes at once officially existed once, in Spanish snowy dance EDP, the eventually fixed it though

    • @alecrutz6979
      @alecrutz6979 2 года назад +1

      can you link that one here?

  • @scottroiter
    @scottroiter 4 года назад +18

    2/5, not enough degrassi references
    EDIT: ok this is 7 months later but I just looked at the chart for Nu Flow from Dancing Stage Unleashed, and I think that deserves to be on here. Using 8ths instead of 12ths is an auto-nom.

  • @ChoboUnjeon
    @ChoboUnjeon Год назад +6

    5:03 "memorizing the fast section"
    FEFEMZ: **mashes both fast sections and somehow gets a better score than someone actually reading it**

  • @ZenokweiAka
    @ZenokweiAka 2 года назад +18

    And 20 months later, Chris4Life managed to MFC Healing D Vision while keeping the original chart as is. Yeah he kept the octuple crossover.

    • @Milktube
      @Milktube 11 месяцев назад

      You have to keep the original chart authentic. Sure you can have a good score on shuffle or mirror, but how well can you do on the real chart is the question for world records and competitions.

    • @hnkul702
      @hnkul702 10 месяцев назад

      ​@@MilktubeExcept you don't have to do that even at KAC, let alone world records. The only person who would willingly play DEGRS without a turn mod at KAC is FEFEMZ.

    • @unhappyrefrain
      @unhappyrefrain 10 месяцев назад +1

      @@hnkul702yoshimiz also did it in the KAC final four in 2013! despite everyone else using turn/shuffle mods, he did the full crossover. came out with the losing score against gahou but mad respect for him

    • @hnkul702
      @hnkul702 10 месяцев назад

      @@unhappyrefrain oh, thank you for letting me know that! That's cool ;)

  • @meatspectre6208
    @meatspectre6208 3 года назад +44

    Have you thought about doing a Top 15 Best (or your personal favorite) Stepcharts video as a companion to this one? I feel like seeing them back to back would really emphasize how good the best and how bad the worst charts are.

  • @PanTF
    @PanTF 3 года назад +11

    Seeing the broken Bag chart coming back as a Challenge chart in X2 is kind of cool imo.

  • @TuucciZ
    @TuucciZ 4 года назад +25

    Make a video about the top 15 mysteries solved by 4chan, I'm sure people would love your speaking style in that video!

  • @TheOnlyUmbrilla
    @TheOnlyUmbrilla 2 года назад +4

    I didn't know Chills played DDR.

  • @zachl1226
    @zachl1226 3 года назад +10

    That Chills voice got me hysterical! XD

    • @TrueLifeDemi
      @TrueLifeDemi 2 года назад +2

      i feel like its the same person, i don't know but if it is LOL

  • @kiwikarp9509
    @kiwikarp9509 2 года назад +6

    I'm a lot more familiar with Pump it Up, so the concept of 3 notes at once being an accident was weird to hear.

  • @bloodclot
    @bloodclot 2 года назад +5

    I can't believe ROXOR and In The Groove got sued for this utter shit

  • @michaelhammond485
    @michaelhammond485 2 года назад +13

    Nice video. Love your commentary.
    Can I add that there's a song called GORGEOUS 2012 in Supernova, where the level for basic is a 5 footer, but the chart is about the same as the beginner level.
    Also the song in Extreme called Funk Boogie has a 5 footer in standard, but it's a way more easier chart than in light, which is a 4 footer.

  • @mariyannuism
    @mariyannuism 2 года назад +4

    I've watched this video so many times that it's etched on my mind

  • @julial3360
    @julial3360 3 года назад +8

    I was convinced you were supposed to use your hands on these

    • @kujakubes241
      @kujakubes241 3 года назад +2

      only with spread controls tho

  • @itadakipanda328
    @itadakipanda328 Год назад +2

    #15 burgerking foot lettuce

  • @davidhunter2824
    @davidhunter2824 3 года назад +10

    An honorable mention should go to Egoism Challenge. Whoever made that stepchart must have high on speed.

    • @ddrdanganvloger2187
      @ddrdanganvloger2187 2 года назад +4

      You know, you’re not wrong.

    • @T1MB05L1C3
      @T1MB05L1C3 10 месяцев назад +3

      The CSP chart isn’t too bad, for a 19. I don’t think it’s worse than the ones on this list, even then, there are worse charts than egoism CSP that could be honorable mentions.
      The CDP chart, however, is a different story

  • @davchr214
    @davchr214 2 года назад +3

    This list is gonna need an update now that Reiwa CSP is out, lmao

  • @majo0303
    @majo0303 4 года назад +14

    I thought you were Chills changing into a gaming channel. Wth?! Haha! Nice list btw

    • @cbozlol
      @cbozlol 3 года назад

      This is a genre mixup i didnt expect ever but i am SO happy exists.

  • @djadvance2568
    @djadvance2568 3 года назад +8

    Am i the only one who loves Healing D Vision and NGO?

    • @Darmani2MB
      @Darmani2MB 3 года назад +5

      Not a big fan of NGO as a whole, but I certainly love Healing-D-Vision, specially the challenge chart

  • @TakeWalker
    @TakeWalker 3 года назад +10

    Uh La La La was so bad, good call there. Also props for including a Beginner chart, it's especially awful. XD
    But I will not tolerate a bad word for Ska a go go! You take that back! D:

    • @dmk12345
      @dmk12345 2 года назад +2

      ska a go go is a weird song name.

    • @ddrdanganvloger2187
      @ddrdanganvloger2187 2 года назад +3

      Ska a go go is very fun on Doubles.

  • @rontom3405
    @rontom3405 3 года назад +5

    thank you chills for the DDR list !

  • @chris.twentyeightt
    @chris.twentyeightt 5 месяцев назад +1

    Oddly enough I do want to see A Geisha’s Dream Ruffage Remix on DDR A3

  • @dmk12345
    @dmk12345 3 года назад +6

    When I played 1, 2, Step on Beginner for the first time, I thought my Wii bugged out.
    Edit: I was playing DDR Hottest Party 1 when playing the 1, 2, Step Beginner, just in case you're wondering.

  • @RobertsBrainIsGone
    @RobertsBrainIsGone 4 года назад +8

    I stayed til the end to see how long you were gonna go through with it. Wow! Spot on.

  • @5K00O
    @5K00O 3 года назад +6

    Valkyrie dimension has finally been AAA’d

  • @user-wc7rs8th9o
    @user-wc7rs8th9o 3 года назад +5

    I was NOT expecting this commentary

  • @JoeyLamontagne
    @JoeyLamontagne 3 года назад +5

    No Xanadu Maniac (4th/5th mix)?

  • @Darmani2MB
    @Darmani2MB 3 года назад +4

    Good video. Your voice makes me want to punch the guy that charted Max 300 X-Special

  • @jmokiedm
    @jmokiedm 3 года назад +4

    13:23 That's Chris Chike for anyone wondering

  • @digitaldeathsquid3448
    @digitaldeathsquid3448 2 года назад +3

    Was the beginning of the script supposed to be a callback to Burger King Foot Lettuce?

  • @rayluvscats
    @rayluvscats 2 года назад +3

    When he said “nr.15” I thought he was gonna say “twerking chicken” XD

  • @AwesomeHairo
    @AwesomeHairo 3 года назад +5

    Background of Uh La La La is that of Dub I Dub?

  • @SMTDDR
    @SMTDDR 3 года назад +7

    LOL wow this video is hilarious. Also, I always assumed the dev-mode of DDR composing the steps wouldn't allow for 3 steps on a single note..... but here we are :)

  • @NeviTheLettyFan
    @NeviTheLettyFan 3 года назад +8

    What a gem of a video, you nailed the fucking voice lmao

  • @T1MB05L1C3
    @T1MB05L1C3 3 года назад +4

    So we not gonna talk about Xanadu's newer Expert chart?

  • @C4_Shaf
    @C4_Shaf 3 года назад +5

    So basically, Uh La La La invented ITG's Hands?

    • @achan1058
      @achan1058 3 года назад

      No, that would be the very first Pump It Up, back in 1999.

    • @defaultusername4203
      @defaultusername4203 3 года назад +2

      Bracketing in DDR be like

    • @ddrdanganvloger2187
      @ddrdanganvloger2187 2 года назад +2

      @@achan1058 DDR came out in 1998 and same with this. So, DDR 1.5 made ITG and Roxor and they were sued by Koknami for the hand arrows. What were they thinking.

  • @PCBoyStudios
    @PCBoyStudios 4 года назад +6

    1:55 Sure, the drums are off by a 16th. The ending run would only make sense.

  • @thatdoggo5254
    @thatdoggo5254 4 года назад

    this video is a gem. I love it

  • @_very
    @_very 3 года назад +6

    I looks to me that in Horatio challenge, you were just supposed to hit the center panel (or any other inert panel) instead of any arrow in those streams?

  • @cmyk8964
    @cmyk8964 Год назад +2

    The original Horatio ESP could have actually worked if Shock Arrow activation timing windows weren’t so ridiculously wide compared to ITG mines.

  • @Marten77
    @Marten77 4 года назад +18

    I instantly started laughing at the beginning, thank you VanEden very cool

    • @ArGame.
      @ArGame. 4 года назад

      same haha

  • @GarrySugabo
    @GarrySugabo 3 года назад +4

    Hey, that’s the World Champion @ 13:20 . The footage is taken from a Round One Arcade Place in Eastridge Mall, San Jose CA.

    • @ErrorDDR
      @ErrorDDR 3 года назад +9

      It was proven to be false footage from Macromedia Photoshop. Nice try, bud

  • @maxzor1
    @maxzor1 8 месяцев назад

    never thought i would see the day a ddr video in the voice of a full grown pizza

  • @kevin933
    @kevin933 4 года назад +3

    Are you the same guy who does the scary facts/stories videos?

  • @justinjaeger1554
    @justinjaeger1554 3 года назад +3

    I’m a little bit scared of your voice but great video

  • @donutdunker7294
    @donutdunker7294 4 года назад

    If you make more videos like this, that would be great.

  • @fridgepuff1722
    @fridgepuff1722 2 года назад +1

    hey where did you get those ddr noteskins for stepmania they look awesome

  • @presionad0
    @presionad0 Год назад +1

    In the thumbnail I thought it was "Dub-I-Dub"
    I didn't knew about "Dancing Stage" and "Uh La La La" song

  • @lgkidofficial
    @lgkidofficial 4 года назад +3

    You sound like Chill's long lost brother

  • @donutdunker7294
    @donutdunker7294 3 года назад +6

    Could you make a part 2 to this? This was a cool video.

  • @PeyKingG
    @PeyKingG 3 года назад +4

    13:28 A large humanoid figure!??

  • @djadvance2568
    @djadvance2568 3 года назад +1

    DDR chills

  • @KamaCrimson
    @KamaCrimson 4 года назад

    God I love this

  • @dragonexpert8323
    @dragonexpert8323 26 дней назад

    It is actually possible to hit 3 pads at once when that occurs, although it can be difficult for players. Certain charts basically require bracketing to maintain combo. The Legend of Maxx Doubles chart on Expert immediately comes to mind. You see this more often in Pump It Up instead because of the locations of the pads.

  • @garciansmith1460
    @garciansmith1460 3 года назад

    Perfect list

  • @CaveyMoth
    @CaveyMoth 3 года назад +3

    Jeez. I thought there were some annoying charts out there, but I've hardly played past Supernova 1!

  • @qqquasar
    @qqquasar 2 года назад

    The guy in the video for Dead End Groove Radar Special is CHRS4LFE, right? He has updated that record with only 9 perfects now, and he has stated that the jump jackhammer is possible to full Marvelous. So yeah, it's not edited.

  • @jonathonirl
    @jonathonirl 3 месяца назад

    Regarding the patch for Supernova, it wasn't through internet connectivity, patch discs were sent to the arcades. The game was really that bad on release.

  • @TheMoonHut
    @TheMoonHut 6 месяцев назад

    Man, it's amazing to see the sort of stuff that gets through quality control, some of these feel so blatantly absurd it feels like their inclusion had to be intentional. I am a little surprised this didn't include the chart for cutie chaser that literally had notes placed before the chart stars, so it is literally impossible to perfect for a flaw beyond the player's control. Just...how did nobody notice that before the game released...?

  • @ScizorM
    @ScizorM 4 года назад

    Great content lol

  • @QuantumPolagnus
    @QuantumPolagnus 5 месяцев назад

    #15: damn, those spins look fun af.
    #9: holy shit, that song is my jam. I legit love that song and the chart (though I admit the empty measure is kind weird).
    #7: I've played Unreal before, but those jump streams look so damn fun. I'll have to give it another shot for the jump spin shenanigans.

  • @genericname865
    @genericname865 4 года назад +2

    Prey csp is the new unreal.

  • @forcednature
    @forcednature 4 года назад +7

    Good video but ska a go go is not that bad. Does not belong on the list ;_;

  • @Charredasperity
    @Charredasperity Год назад

    I was thinking "What could possibly be worst than Bag (Extreme)?" when I saw it was 2, nothing could have prepared me for #1

  • @matt566
    @matt566 3 года назад

    i needa learn this vocal technique

  • @lu-metal1232
    @lu-metal1232 Год назад +1

    This is literally the video ever

  • @SpikeTheLucario
    @SpikeTheLucario 4 месяца назад +1

    No mention of Night In Motion, smh.

  • @rythmicrice471
    @rythmicrice471 Год назад

    DONT YOU DARE SHOW CHALLENGE BAG AGAIN, YOU ARE GIVING ME FLASH BACKS

  • @redfallangeles-reyes9722
    @redfallangeles-reyes9722 4 года назад +2

    Chills maaan hahaha

  • @saikouforever2041
    @saikouforever2041 4 года назад +1

    I love this lmao

  • @kumakhan22
    @kumakhan22 3 года назад +2

    As far as #14 goes I would say it sounds like a blast beat. I don't wanna be a jerk and link it but check it out on Wikipedia, they have a good page for it.

  • @donutdunker7294
    @donutdunker7294 2 года назад +2

    I FC'd your re-chart of Unreal. It was easier and well done.

  • @NOCTACRY
    @NOCTACRY 3 месяца назад +1

    ok but the Wii version of DDR 2010 is INFINITELY BETTER

  • @kydzyr0
    @kydzyr0 3 года назад +1

    Am cri. I love this video

  • @kuyashiix
    @kuyashiix 2 года назад

    Holy shit, I knew about most of these, but that last one was crazy. Surprised CHAOS wasn't on here, that song is completely messed up.

  • @sorrowwrath
    @sorrowwrath 3 года назад

    ....... Is....... Is this the guy who did chills?

  • @Owen2131_
    @Owen2131_ 3 года назад +1

    13:36 well, that’s chrs4lfe, that is a 2 time KAC champ.

  • @radanju3
    @radanju3 4 года назад +1

    Great video!

  • @davidhunter2824
    @davidhunter2824 2 года назад +2

    I personally prefer the old Dead End chart from DDR 3rd mix than the monstrosity of the Groove Radar Special. There is one part of the original Dead End Heavy chart where you could do a cool spin I called "The Dead End Spin". However, the groove radar special is absolute 💩

    • @T1MB05L1C3
      @T1MB05L1C3 10 месяцев назад +1

      Same, but I think Dead End could have gotten a hard but legit challenge chart