What gets me is those jobs that want hair samples and only want to pay $15 per hour TF you want me to be sober and underpaid 😂 imma need to smoke if I’m taking the $15 😂😂😂
@@mvflp2218 this is the most relatable shit ever that no one who hasn't done hard manual labor will understand. you think i'm busting my ass in 90 degrees and 80% humidity and NOT drinkin on the job? tf? what are you the pope?
And then the old heads at the company all get black-out drunk 5 minutes after their shift ends 6 days a week but you're fired if you puff the weed vape a few times after a hard shift
Happened to my coworker. After the drug test they told him," you passed the drug test, you're just pregnant" 😂😂😂. Lost his job and found out his girl was pregnant all in one day. 🤦🏽♂️
They are ive seen it. I can confirm that they are drug addicts abd hypocrites. They are also the one cutting all the corners costing the jobs thousands to millions, and not supervising adequate safety measures.
Legit.. i had a boss of mine who took a little medicine vial filled with cocaine that came onto the crab belt while myself & 13 others were cutting the crabs down to clean legs. I picked it up, passed it to my cousin & was like; Aye look & he jumped off the belt, took it to my boss & she & whoever else came to the conclusion it was cocaine, couldve been something else but i have doubts in my mind they didnt use it
The funny part is any government jobs that do ask for “random drug tests” they always have someone in the upper echelon who gives people heads up it’s coming soon because no one wants to lose a good employee over something they do on their own time. If they come to work correct do their job and aren’t constantly operating machinery that could injure tons of people then who cares? Also gotta love how liquor isn’t illegal so they don’t test for it yet being drunk would be the absolute worst thing to be on during 99% of any situation.
My job test for drugs and liquor. They called me in on my day off and made me take a damn breathalyzer. I told him it’s my day off, I was drinking last night! Like literally a few hours ago. He said I didn’t realize it was your day off but you still gotta take it for the record. Still passed it but I’m like this the dumbest shyt ever.
Quick story I always been about being sober no drugs alcohol weed cigarettes nothing. I was in a program and we all were on probation we get piss tested since I was the only one who could pass a piss test I would pee for other had a whole system they'd pay me in money and food. I'd pee in a cup hide it inside the back of the toilet lid they'd go in pour it in their tube. Long story short it was going good a bad Dea happened he snitched and a good bit of my customers got licked out the program and locked up for pissing dirty and my sober ass completed the program but lost out on all the money and extra lunch lol
I’m just walking out 😂 I’d just tell em “don’t even waste your time” but to be fair though, at least 80% of employees would be fired if they did a random drug test
@@blackchuckstable Certo is this Fruit pectin that’s made to help make jell-O or jam, but if you take the powder and pour into some Gatorade and chug the whole thing a couple hours before the test, you’ll be in the clear because it always worked to help pass a piss test, you also gotta drink a lot of water in the meantime before the test to help flush your body out
@@theblackmoth1111Detox Redi-Clean worked for me on probation, i had my probation transferred out of state so i had an Interstate-Compact case, which means no probation officer, you report to the state parole authority of whatever state you transferred too. They send the samples off to a laboratory to be broken down and tested for everything including masking agents. I dont know if its the same process as that upass, but look into it, if you ever need to “study”, try it
At that point, you just shake their hand, get in your car, and leave. You pop up at another construction site three days later for the same money. It aint worth all that hassle.
For all my jobs that will send us to a clinic, i would always keep a bottle of quick fix in my lunch bag. I would stop at 7-11 and throw it in the microwave on the way to the clinic. Another job i had literally had the spot on the job site to take a test. I would wear basketball shorts under my pants and keep it in my shorts pocket. They would actually come up to you to announce the test and will stay with you the whole time,walking you to the clinic. I was always on point.
Pomegranate Blueberry juice, not the concentrate. Real juice. I swear by it. Got away on probation for 11 months and didnt change up my smoking. Got lazy the last month and hit positive... added another year. Fuck! You gotta drink 1 to 2 jugs a week and keep the water up to flush. Energy drinks with niacin also help right before you drop. Smoking weed should not be a crime.
@@ReubenAlexader its an archaic stipulation imoobviously dont do crime but what is so malicious about smoking weed Id love to know when that law was written
@bxbalisong5776 yea it's stupid but I was on papers and just stayed clean the entire time sure I'd love to smoke... the consequences don't out weigh getting high everyday lol.
Some actual jobs value safety. For example, I work on aircraft and me and others are responsible for the lives of hundreds that get on a singular aircraft. Not to the mention the high risk work environment where you have to watch for the safety of others and yourself. For me, it's an FAA regulation to submit to random drug tests. We don't need people on drugs working. That goes for any other job.
I once got hired for a job and took a pre-employment piss test. Im clean so i pass. And then on my 2nd day of employment, 3 days after the piss test i get hit with a "random". Like wtf?....i said hey your wasting your money but sure ill get paid to wait to pee 🤣🤣🤣
They say random drug test which really means they need to cut the budget because they might not get bonuses or some of the bonuses will be short so half way into the job, drug test everyone again, knowing damn well you’ll lose half the guys. All those dickheads at the top will say for budgetary reasons but they don’t want their bonuses fucked with
@@CapnCody1622 I knew a guy in HS who smoked weed everyday and got a job at a warehouse that did a urine test. He told me he drank some pickle juice like 15 minutes before and that's how he passed. I told my former assistant manager about that and he said it does work because pickle juice is made of vinegar and water. Something about that combination makes it easy to pass a urine test.
I remember my friend was getting a job at the casino and they were doing a urine drug test and he was a heavy weed smoker so when it came time to drug test he used his girlfriend pee a week later they called him and told him he passed the test and congratulations your pregnant 😂 needless to say he didn't get the job 😂
Lol I know it’s a comedy skit but do they really be giving HAIR FOLLICLE tests for CONSTRUCTION jobs?! (Not to come at construction workers, obviously they are very important) But it just seems a bit outlandish to me, but again maybe it’s supposed to be outlandish because it’s a comedy skit
Pro tip keep a large bottle of water in the port a John when dude shows up pee a little bit in the cup and add warm water works everytime. Old timer showed me years ago I’ve never failed.
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I got a job one time and they were supposed to test me and they never did. Months later it came up and they sent me to a lab, I just went home and never went back. They ended up calling and asking why I never came back and I told them I smoked and wouldn’t pass. The guy straight up said “why didn’t you tell me? We could have figured something out.”
That's because they know at least 70% would get fired.... there's almost nobody i know in top level tech, architecture, engineering, or otherwise jobs that aren't doing something...
@@stopthecap2644 True that. Same thing at my old warehouse job. Everyone smoked, but the company didn't drug test anyone since they already had a very VERY high turnover rate so if they did a drug test, most of the building would fail. People would vape delta-8 inside or come in smelling heavily of weed, but no one gave a crap. They need workers.
I was a driver helper delivering ice when I was delivering at some of these places with those portable restrooms I would pack a bowl of Dro and take a few hits and get right back in the truck so I would tell the driver I needed to go to the restroom when I would see those lol I don't care when it's time to take a hit I do it at all cost oh well I don't smoke cigarettes they would smell it on me anyways after those hits whoever I was with that day some didn't care
I keep it in a c specimen jar ,and keep body temp under my armpit.just becareful last time the did the physical first i can tell you that was interesting 😂
In the real world, most jobs would never dare to have a drug test, much less random. They know they'd lose 80% of the employees. Only jobs that drug test is if you're working with machinery or heavy equipment, and that's only for safety purposes
@Diz2Drippy that doesn't nake sense.... you passed because they couldn't give you a test. So how could you have passed smoking heavy, if they can't give you a test than you didn't take one therefor you could not pass....
In reality, majority of businesses do not perform random drug tests. If you're hurt on the job and fail the test, they dont have to come out of pocket.
You can buy stuff to pass a hair follicle but it fucks up your hair and the companies that require a hair follicle almost always ask for multiple locations (head + armpit or pubes). Best thing you can do is take a three month break, wait for the all clear and then immediately enjoy yourself for a week or so. Random drug tests are almost always pee which takes less time to clear and you can always just dilute the sample (drink a shitload of water bc you "can't pee") and force a retest if you need extra time. Plus once you got a random done, it's unlikely to happen again. Some jobs you know you gonna be tested maybe once a year so you just gotta wait for that then take a break for the next one.
my worst experience was having the quick fix perfectly taped to the inside of my thigh with a hand warmer attached only to have the safety guy say its going to be a SALIVA test
That's how you know your job doing too much when they need a hair sample
happened to me. it picked up stuff i had done like 5 months earlier. lost my employment real quick lol
@@boosqueezy2418 that shi is whack... i wouldn't be lettin anyone be doing no DNA testing and etc, esp not for no job.
@@boosqueezy2418bro ur ah fool
@@connormcdavidss1345must be cappin
@@boosqueezy2418wait fr? Tell me more . :v
What gets me is those jobs that want hair samples and only want to pay $15 per hour TF you want me to be sober and underpaid 😂 imma need to smoke if I’m taking the $15 😂😂😂
Right, or if the job is hard labor they expect you to be sober when you out here being the modern slave for not much more then 15 a hour
@@mvflp2218 this is the most relatable shit ever that no one who hasn't done hard manual labor will understand. you think i'm busting my ass in 90 degrees and 80% humidity and NOT drinkin on the job? tf? what are you the pope?
EXACTLYY the higher paying jobs like 19-25$ don't want no damn hair sample just a oral test
They be overpaying you if it's 15 per hour
And then the old heads at the company all get black-out drunk 5 minutes after their shift ends 6 days a week but you're fired if you puff the weed vape a few times after a hard shift
"she smell like WD-40" 🤣🤣
👀👀not sounding too bad 🤣
@@Mr33_illuminated3 ???? not too late to delete this bro
@@oggirf lol I stand by it like a man
@@Mr33_illuminated3 respect 😂
I thought he was going to say "you're pregnant"😂
Now that would have been hilarious!!
It would’ve meant testicular cancer.
*Edit:* this is only with pregnancy tests, not drug tests.
Happened to my coworker. After the drug test they told him," you passed the drug test, you're just pregnant" 😂😂😂. Lost his job and found out his girl was pregnant all in one day. 🤦🏽♂️
@@juliustaylor9920 Damn, 😆😆😆
@@juliustaylor9920 😂😆
“I didn’t study for that test!” Haha 😂😂
Such a dad joke 😂
😂
Real shit 💯
@@kay-collinsfr😂
management above the employees be on all types of drugs while administrating drug test to the employees.
Exactly!!!!
Fake it till you make it
They be on that stuff that smell like plastic 😂
They are ive seen it. I can confirm that they are drug addicts abd hypocrites. They are also the one cutting all the corners costing the jobs thousands to millions, and not supervising adequate safety measures.
Legit.. i had a boss of mine who took a little medicine vial filled with cocaine that came onto the crab belt while myself & 13 others were cutting the crabs down to clean legs.
I picked it up, passed it to my cousin & was like; Aye look & he jumped off the belt, took it to my boss & she & whoever else came to the conclusion it was cocaine, couldve been something else but i have doubts in my mind they didnt use it
Jobs be like: "$20 'random' test saved us $50,000-$70,000 a year." ☠️
🤣
Thats hella wild😂
It shouldnt matter what i use as long as i perform professionally on work grounds and do my task without any issues
Wow that's way too logical you better take it easy there
Meanwhile upper management getting f'd up all day in bathrooms and storage areas, lol.
fr, rules for thee and not for me
Poppin pills and all 😂😂
@@BEATSbyDGIBFacts I had a manager on lunch break would get full of pills and fall asleep in his car when needed him could never find him
Its just the rules of their higher ups bro
This man is working at a construction site with crocs on!!!!😂😂😂😂
dem tha steel toes crocs
@@MissyMuthaTruckiNWow🤣🤣🤣
@@MissyMuthaTruckiNWow🤣🤣🤣
Acting like u never sat on the toilet backwards
I wear crocs at work all summer. I am also the one in charge, but anyone else is welcome to dress the same
“Nahh nah nahh I don’t smoke, I don’t even know what weed is”
😂🤣🤣
“What is drugs?” 💀
This was definitely me in my late teens and early early 20s!
So far one of the best decision taken of quitting weed! 9 years sober 💪🏻
Thank god.
It really is insane that we have allowed these jobs to underpay us, overwork us, AND try and control what we do in our personal lives.
Maybe the Russians were onto something way back when.
ong. what i do off the clock shouldn't matter to my boss
It's actually for insurance reasons, you yourself have zero to do with it.
Insurance companies are the biggest scam artists to date!
Fuck insurance! I pay that shit every single month and have been and haven't used it yet
Can't forget the "Random" to let ya know they plotted this shit out beforehand 😭😹👌🏿💙🖤💜
The randoms that are anything but random, lol.
@@noconsentgivenhell yes
Bro shaking from withdrawal trying to pour that in the bottle😂
been there
Withdrawal from weed make you shake? Tf.
@@RES61527no , theres no withdrawl from weed dont listen to someone who never even smoked it
@@RES61527yes, quit smoking for a week or 2 and watch 😂
Nah, thats the adrenaline, ive been there, but i keep synthetic urine handy
Should've called Jeff and used one of his hairs. 😭🤣
Them wig hairs ain't gone fly
😭😭😭 he wouldn’t do it 😂😂😂
😂😂
Man once I learned about fake piss I even show up to my drug test high😂
Its a shame jobs be tripping on some weed but go home at night and get completely trashed 🍻 and no one gives a fk
Fk a drug test you don’t give random alcohol test America is changing
I got a random alcohol test twice before
For real
@@rtj2397 while dreaming
@@KreepKarnage sorry to break it to you, but if you drove a truck like me you would get a random alcohol test.
@@rtj2397 did you get it from an officer, your company, or somebody on the yard?
The funny part is any government jobs that do ask for “random drug tests” they always have someone in the upper echelon who gives people heads up it’s coming soon because no one wants to lose a good employee over something they do on their own time. If they come to work correct do their job and aren’t constantly operating machinery that could injure tons of people then who cares? Also gotta love how liquor isn’t illegal so they don’t test for it yet being drunk would be the absolute worst thing to be on during 99% of any situation.
My job test for drugs and liquor. They called me in on my day off and made me take a damn breathalyzer. I told him it’s my day off, I was drinking last night! Like literally a few hours ago. He said I didn’t realize it was your day off but you still gotta take it for the record. Still passed it but I’m like this the dumbest shyt ever.
The reaction to ‘hair follicle test’ is great. Udder defeat.
Udder defeat? You callin niggas a cow?
Yea you hear that and it's a wrap
Quick story I always been about being sober no drugs alcohol weed cigarettes nothing. I was in a program and we all were on probation we get piss tested since I was the only one who could pass a piss test I would pee for other had a whole system they'd pay me in money and food. I'd pee in a cup hide it inside the back of the toilet lid they'd go in pour it in their tube. Long story short it was going good a bad Dea happened he snitched and a good bit of my customers got licked out the program and locked up for pissing dirty and my sober ass completed the program but lost out on all the money and extra lunch lol
You sound proud…
@@sciathoir im sure throwing people in prison will change their outlook on life and they will stop taking 😂😂😂. Dude was a saver for these people
lol if my job did random drug testing I’d be fired immediately
Ong I’m talking today dammit 😂😂😂🙏🏽😭
@@Jaystro_texnI swear no 🧢
That’s why y’all blacks stay broke!
Stop smoking and get the real money and not fast food money!
I work for UPS and make 35 an hour!
I’m just walking out 😂 I’d just tell em “don’t even waste your time” but to be fair though, at least 80% of employees would be fired if they did a random drug test
“Give me some time to get on the drugs not on the 10 panel test”
That certo shit definitely worked saved me a few times back in day
Saved me, was on like 2 years straight and smoked still within a week of the test.
Lmao I was dying when I saw that because I forgot all about it, that shit definitely came in clutch back in the day when I was on probation😂
What is it?
@@blackchuckstable Certo is this Fruit pectin that’s made to help make jell-O or jam, but if you take the powder and pour into some Gatorade and chug the whole thing a couple hours before the test, you’ll be in the clear because it always worked to help pass a piss test, you also gotta drink a lot of water in the meantime before the test to help flush your body out
Bullshit. Lol certo does not work. The water u drink with certo gets u to pass. Lol better off drinking water.
Bruh that upass undefeated 😂😂
that up ass? 🤔
🎯🤣 I wish people would shut up about it though . Druski twin made a whole skit on it. Talking too much fr 🤣
@@theblackmoth1111Detox Redi-Clean worked for me on probation, i had my probation transferred out of state so i had an Interstate-Compact case, which means no probation officer, you report to the state parole authority of whatever state you transferred too. They send the samples off to a laboratory to be broken down and tested for everything including masking agents. I dont know if its the same process as that upass, but look into it, if you ever need to “study”, try it
A secret that we all know NEEDS TO BE QUIET
😂😂
At that point, you just shake their hand, get in your car, and leave. You pop up at another construction site three days later for the same money. It aint worth all that hassle.
The shaking while pouring the pee is too accurate 😅😅😅😂
Been there before?
@@neos.4587 yes
@@neos.4587Yes
Worthless crackheads when they can relate to this video: 😲
😂😂😂😂
For all my jobs that will send us to a clinic, i would always keep a bottle of quick fix in my lunch bag. I would stop at 7-11 and throw it in the microwave on the way to the clinic. Another job i had literally had the spot on the job site to take a test. I would wear basketball shorts under my pants and keep it in my shorts pocket. They would actually come up to you to announce the test and will stay with you the whole time,walking you to the clinic. I was always on point.
Dam nice call with the microwave at 7-11
The hand shaking while dumping it in the bottle 😂😂😂 man that one hit hard LOL
Pomegranate Blueberry juice, not the concentrate. Real juice.
I swear by it. Got away on probation for 11 months and didnt change up my smoking. Got lazy the last month and hit positive... added another year. Fuck!
You gotta drink 1 to 2 jugs a week and keep the water up to flush. Energy drinks with niacin also help right before you drop.
Smoking weed should not be a crime.
But if you're on probation it Def is a problem, you waive your right to those things accepting the probation
@@ReubenAlexader its an archaic stipulation imoobviously dont do crime but what is so malicious about smoking weed Id love to know when that law was written
@bxbalisong5776 yea it's stupid but I was on papers and just stayed clean the entire time sure I'd love to smoke... the consequences don't out weigh getting high everyday lol.
The hand shaking cause he scared lmao
Jobs nowadays don’t even test because they know the whole workforce would be gone. And that’s the way I like it
I had a friend who told me the warehouse we work does saliva test because they know everyone smokes it one way or another.
Hair follicle drug tests should be illegal imo all drug tests tbh unless there’s a good legal reason (if one exists), but definitely follicle tests
Right!!
Should only be used in court
@@compsigh9275 even then no.... you can be quit drugs for a REALLY long time & it still be detectable in hair.
Some actual jobs value safety. For example, I work on aircraft and me and others are responsible for the lives of hundreds that get on a singular aircraft. Not to the mention the high risk work environment where you have to watch for the safety of others and yourself. For me, it's an FAA regulation to submit to random drug tests. We don't need people on drugs working. That goes for any other job.
@@hmm396 that doesn’t even matter... you can have stopped doing drugs for a WHILE & it still show in your hair follicles.
I once got hired for a job and took a pre-employment piss test. Im clean so i pass. And then on my 2nd day of employment, 3 days after the piss test i get hit with a "random". Like wtf?....i said hey your wasting your money but sure ill get paid to wait to pee 🤣🤣🤣
Some bs gosh people are gay
"I don't even know what weed is....."😂😂😂
Exodus 20:7
“You shall not misuse the name of the Lord your God, for the Lord will not hold anyone guiltless who misuses his name.
Stop quoting shitty fiction to people.
Y’all ain’t give me no Syllabus 😅
💀💀💀
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 this hilarious 😂 😃 😄 😁 🤣 😂
If my job drug tests every employee we’d lose half of our man power on god 😂😂
The way Killa Kay said son of a bitch knowing that he does weed then he tries to drink water 😂
Couldn’t pull this in the military, they literally be in the next stall looking over the wall at you 😂.
They missed the “u passed the UA test but it’s says ur pregnant”.
They say random drug test which really means they need to cut the budget because they might not get bonuses or some of the bonuses will be short so half way into the job, drug test everyone again, knowing damn well you’ll lose half the guys. All those dickheads at the top will say for budgetary reasons but they don’t want their bonuses fucked with
On a serious note was I the only one that noticed how neat those circuits were #electrician shit
He left the premises lol
It makes no sense, if I go home & smoke weed off the clock, what’s the issue?
Drink pickle juice if you smoke weed and have to do a drug test
Ain’t no way that actually works 😂
It works but you have to drink a whole lot 😂
Really works fasho
Vinegar and water 😂
@@CapnCody1622 I knew a guy in HS who smoked weed everyday and got a job at a warehouse that did a urine test. He told me he drank some pickle juice like 15 minutes before and that's how he passed. I told my former assistant manager about that and he said it does work because pickle juice is made of vinegar and water. Something about that combination makes it easy to pass a urine test.
I remember i had my bros piss for a test was excited cause i knew id pass they came in with cheek swab tests
Drug test in a port a potty is crazy🤣🤣🤣
His boss was doing too much
I remember my friend was getting a job at the casino and they were doing a urine drug test and he was a heavy weed smoker so when it came time to drug test he used his girlfriend pee a week later they called him and told him he passed the test and congratulations your pregnant 😂 needless to say he didn't get the job 😂
Years ago i pissed dirty for weed and saved my job by telling them it was part of my religion which they legally cannot discriminate against
😂😂
Aye you smart as hell shorty 😂😂😂
Lol I know it’s a comedy skit but do they really be giving HAIR FOLLICLE tests for CONSTRUCTION jobs?! (Not to come at construction workers, obviously they are very important) But it just seems a bit outlandish to me, but again maybe it’s supposed to be outlandish because it’s a comedy skit
This shit gave me second hand anxiety
My go to “ drugs?… what’s drugs”
Dude this is too accurate and funny 🤣😂
It's never random 😂. Always the same ppl getting called to do one
UPass always comes through in the clutch
Certo be having you throw up after chugging it. Plus drinking water after, you might just die. 💀
Pro tip keep a large bottle of water in the port a John when dude shows up pee a little bit in the cup and add warm water works everytime. Old timer showed me years ago I’ve never failed.
That's when you find another job it ain't worth the trouble if they care that much about weed it's not even illegal
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The Certo lmaooo been there done that 😭😭😭
I got a job one time and they were supposed to test me and they never did. Months later it came up and they sent me to a lab, I just went home and never went back. They ended up calling and asking why I never came back and I told them I smoked and wouldn’t pass. The guy straight up said “why didn’t you tell me? We could have figured something out.”
😂😂😂😂😂
after the hair sample i would’ve gave bra ahh da vest😂😂
They ruthless with the hair test tho.
Go to a smoke shop and order quick fix, prollum solved
REAL SHIT I REMEMBER THOSE DAYS 🔥🔥
I remember long time ago when I stopped smoking and my homie wanted me to pee in a cup for his drug test for a job. 😂
But originally didn't he tell you but to leave the premises
lol, this is why you should get at least an associate's degree, it's rare that any office job drug tests
That's because they know at least 70% would get fired.... there's almost nobody i know in top level tech, architecture, engineering, or otherwise jobs that aren't doing something...
@@stopthecap2644 True that. Same thing at my old warehouse job. Everyone smoked, but the company didn't drug test anyone since they already had a very VERY high turnover rate so if they did a drug test, most of the building would fail. People would vape delta-8 inside or come in smelling heavily of weed, but no one gave a crap. They need workers.
@@stopthecap2644 seems to be a Very common theme the higher up the scale you go. less work more pay, more play more drugs
THE HAIR FOLLICLE LMAO
I was a driver helper delivering ice when I was delivering at some of these places with those portable restrooms I would pack a bowl of Dro and take a few hits and get right back in the truck so I would tell the driver I needed to go to the restroom when I would see those lol I don't care when it's time to take a hit I do it at all cost oh well I don't smoke cigarettes they would smell it on me anyways after those hits whoever I was with that day some didn't care
I feel you
I keep it in a c specimen jar ,and keep body temp under my armpit.just becareful last time the did the physical first i can tell you that was interesting 😂
Oh my please do tell haha
Hair test is a rip a rone 😂😂 I didn’t study for this
In the real world, most jobs would never dare to have a drug test, much less random. They know they'd lose 80% of the employees. Only jobs that drug test is if you're working with machinery or heavy equipment, and that's only for safety purposes
Frr
I don't even do anything and still act like and get treated like a junkie 😂
I just passed a piss test smoking heavy
how?
California can’t test for weed anymore on a state level, just cant show up to the test high
@Diz2Drippy that doesn't nake sense.... you passed because they couldn't give you a test. So how could you have passed smoking heavy, if they can't give you a test than you didn't take one therefor you could not pass....
@Diz2Drippy thats not the same as passing. Bozo 😂
@@ryangreen2493You really asking a stoner why they not making sense? 😂
Been here,,done this exact shit😅😅😅😅
That shits accurate though standing in line trippin😂
WD-40 smell good though
Those pemjamin rips be real fun till the random tests come up
I did this for some folks in the army lmao😂
how
If you getting tested for weed at your site. Its BS.
the hand shaking while pouring - soooo accurate hahahahahhahaha
Fake pee fellas..pause
Glad I work for myself. I ain’t got time for no random drug screen
In reality, majority of businesses do not perform random drug tests. If you're hurt on the job and fail the test, they dont have to come out of pocket.
You can buy stuff to pass a hair follicle but it fucks up your hair and the companies that require a hair follicle almost always ask for multiple locations (head + armpit or pubes). Best thing you can do is take a three month break, wait for the all clear and then immediately enjoy yourself for a week or so. Random drug tests are almost always pee which takes less time to clear and you can always just dilute the sample (drink a shitload of water bc you "can't pee") and force a retest if you need extra time. Plus once you got a random done, it's unlikely to happen again. Some jobs you know you gonna be tested maybe once a year so you just gotta wait for that then take a break for the next one.
No job cares if you smoke weed anymore. Hemp is legal in 47 states. Maybe semi truck drivers, other than that you're good.
Hemp, not THC. You can't just walk into the weed shops like the hemp shops.
@@rawdawg9212 hemp with a less than 0.3% thc. It will show up on a drug test. I smoke the stuff myself, actually works pretty well
That bottle crackling while walking is to accurate ahaha
The life went out of him when they said we need a hair sample!🤦🏽♂️🤦🏽♂️😂😂🤣🤣💀💀
I’m dying 😂😂 he really stressing
Brooooo😂😂😂😂😂😂I ain’t study for this 😂😂😂😂
This happened to me 😭
I DIDN'T STUDY FOR THIS 😂 IT'S A POP QUIZ😂 THIS BI$#@
DON'T DRINK NO WATER
It's the metabolites in ur system they look for. Amd it's measured in picograms
Claim Rastafarian exemption. They won't be able to touch your hair. That use to work back in the day.
Next video: How jobs be right before they fire you for a failed drug test. 😹🦺
my worst experience was having the quick fix perfectly taped to the inside of my thigh with a hand warmer attached only to have the safety guy say its going to be a SALIVA test
I just do straight edibles so either way I’m probably fucked 😂😂😂