First time i've ever seen someone use the video timestamp bar for a song. "School" "Marriage" etc A revolutionary. Breaking boundaries. Just found this channel and possibly the best new discover in ages. These will be like a time capsule for people 100 years from now to let them know what brittish culture was like.
People focus on the social commentary, and rightly so, but I just wanted to mention the man's rhyme schemes. Crisp like farmer's market romaine lettuce. The 'hot water tap' scheme from 1:00 got me nodding my head like mad. Genuinely clean rapper.
I actually used to work with someone whose great aunt was Jo Lumley. This was when I lived on Oxford. She was 19 and loaded and was doing the job part time without actually needing the money. She bought a house near the centre and pretty soon after stopped working. She was 19.
Live near people like this. Alcoholic middle aged female housewife who has never really had a job is spot on lol Also add the "I've made it on my own Apart from the 80 grand downpayment Non repayable mum and dad loan On my first time 400k home " guy/girl. Mustn't grumby I suppose
@@dubber4life191 Not only that but if they fail, the bank of dad will bail them out. While most normal people have no safety net if their business fails or they lose their job.
First Sans Beanstalk video I saw was actually a clip from the Deano one a few months back and I immediately thought this is absolutely bloody perfect. And after finding your official channel and watching all your videos so far, I stand by that. You know how to musically synthesise a deep understanding of demographics within this lovely little island nation with fast paced and niche jokes, which is fantastic. Please stick with it man, because, like a lot of people are saying, it's only a matter of when, not if, your channel blows up. One suggestion I'd make is consider adding subtitles/captions to the video. It'd help with mass appeal and potentially going viral, same as how every other piece of visual content has them these days. Other than that, you're 110% in touch with culture and humour and I'm curious what else you have in store. Keep it up Señor Beanstalk, be proud of yourself 💪💪💪
What kind of life do you have that allows you such a searing insight into completely different kinds of people? Like if I saw this as a one off I’d assumed your best friend growing up was one of those people - but every skit you do has this level of detail. It’s just mind bogglingly perceptive
LISTEN MATE YOURE CRIMINALLY UNDERRATED BECAUSE YOU ARENT ASKING PEOPLE TO LIKE, SUBSCRIBE AND YOU ARENT WATERMARKING YOUR VIDEOS. FFS YOU DESERVE TO BE SO MUCH BIGGER!
Your vid’s are genuinely excellent - one bit of advice, I think they’d reach an even greater audience if you add your own captions! Just a thought, want as many people to see these as possible.
0:03 I had a friend with an Aga. It had to be constantly on all the time, so they were literally burning money even when they weren’t using it. About 20 years ago it was costing them £1000s in gas. So now that gas bills have gone up, I wonder if they still have it?
Nah Waitrose is pretty good. It’s not really noticeably more expensive than other places on most things and it is a far more pleasant shopping experience..
These are genuinely one of the most accurate commentaries on different slices of British society in the 21st century. Phenomenal.
One day Beanstalk is going to blow up. It's just a matter of time. Phenomenal
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Beanstalk and "Meditations of an Anxious Mind" are my go-to for this
@@kumquatmagoo Would be a good duo for a new song
This guy is fucking phenomenal
We're sending you to Eurovision next year
No, give other nations a chance at least!
England's greatest documentarian since David Attenborough
dog named after a biscuit is an exquisite dig
I work for a MINI dealer in Surrey and every other customer is the textbook definition of this video
"school with a hat where my daughters at"
Genius
He simply does not miss, needs far more attention.
First time i've ever seen someone use the video timestamp bar for a song.
"School" "Marriage" etc
A revolutionary. Breaking boundaries.
Just found this channel and possibly the best new discover in ages.
These will be like a time capsule for people 100 years from now to let them know what brittish culture was like.
Another beanstalk banger, thank you for this top quality journalism on UK culture.
The bard we thoroughly deserve, back again to narrate the final season of Britain
People focus on the social commentary, and rightly so, but I just wanted to mention the man's rhyme schemes. Crisp like farmer's market romaine lettuce. The 'hot water tap' scheme from 1:00 got me nodding my head like mad. Genuinely clean rapper.
The Victoria Beckham pics and quote from their Netflix show 👏🏻 😂😂
I feel like I learn more about my own country from these videos than I have my whole life
this is unreal. So accurate lol. I grew up in Surrey around this malarkey. It's almost a documentary.
It’s amazing that’s there’s like 8-10 different type of main people in the UK. And this guy’s summed them up in a few minutes over some wobblers.
I actually used to work with someone whose great aunt was Jo Lumley. This was when I lived on Oxford. She was 19 and loaded and was doing the job part time without actually needing the money. She bought a house near the centre and pretty soon after stopped working. She was 19.
good lord 😮💨
Ah to be rich...
Live near people like this.
Alcoholic middle aged female housewife who has never really had a job is spot on lol
Also add the
"I've made it on my own
Apart from the 80 grand downpayment
Non repayable
mum and dad loan
On my first time 400k home "
guy/girl.
Mustn't grumby I suppose
Literally this. The amount of them that think they're self sufficient but always " forget" the huge handouts from " daddy" over their lifetime.😂
I live near pretentious people who *want* to be like this.
@@dubber4life191 Not only that but if they fail, the bank of dad will bail them out. While most normal people have no safety net if their business fails or they lose their job.
"Alcoholic middle aged female housewife who has never really had a job"
Lol this was basically my mum til she one too many affairs.
Brit living in Oz for 15 years, getting the DL’s on the state of society back home via this channel. Absolutely Love it!
you need to do one on a bristol uni student called Tarquin
Stop my friend's bf is called that but he studies at Oxford... And his dad works for Goldman sachs
Simply the best British musician today.
The wellies on the aga is a childhood memory of mine that gave me immediate flashbacks, well done 😂 this is accurate nostalgia
“Hot water tap, how they thought of that”
Lyrical genius
3 songs in and you've won me over 😂. Amazing.
These songs and videos are the most accurate cultural observations of the UK🇬🇧
love the chapters you added to this
I've lived away from the UK for 5 years now, and these videos take me straight back home everytime
First Sans Beanstalk video I saw was actually a clip from the Deano one a few months back and I immediately thought this is absolutely bloody perfect.
And after finding your official channel and watching all your videos so far, I stand by that. You know how to musically synthesise a deep understanding of demographics within this lovely little island nation with fast paced and niche jokes, which is fantastic.
Please stick with it man, because, like a lot of people are saying, it's only a matter of when, not if, your channel blows up. One suggestion I'd make is consider adding subtitles/captions to the video. It'd help with mass appeal and potentially going viral, same as how every other piece of visual content has them these days. Other than that, you're 110% in touch with culture and humour and I'm curious what else you have in store.
Keep it up Señor Beanstalk, be proud of yourself 💪💪💪
As a peasant from the North West this is like a glimpse into a whole other world
Trust, ended up in Gloucester services on my way back to the north after a weekend in Bristol and it was honestly unnerving
@@declanthomas7159 Yeah it's run by the Dunning family (ironically northerners). Pretty swish. Bloody expensive though.
@@alexanderg1935 Eh, Sainsbury's isn't far off it.
Absolutely done me with Hettie and Horatio. Pure gold
Most worthy sub in years, I wanna buy the album 😂
Look mate I’m at work and I’m gonna get in trouble because I can’t stop watching these videos
Dropping new 🔥 again, even the description is #levels 👌🏼
Keep em comming love from Mexico 🇲🇽
He’s done it again.
What kind of life do you have that allows you such a searing insight into completely different kinds of people? Like if I saw this as a one off I’d assumed your best friend growing up was one of those people - but every skit you do has this level of detail. It’s just mind bogglingly perceptive
Literally every mum of the kids in my class...all a nightmare
LISTEN MATE YOURE CRIMINALLY UNDERRATED BECAUSE YOU ARENT ASKING PEOPLE TO LIKE, SUBSCRIBE AND YOU ARENT WATERMARKING YOUR VIDEOS. FFS YOU DESERVE TO BE SO MUCH BIGGER!
Your vid’s are genuinely excellent - one bit of advice, I think they’d reach an even greater audience if you add your own captions! Just a thought, want as many people to see these as possible.
You don't miss. Just found you on a post blowing up on reddit.
you need to do one of these about those fake white middle class wanna-be roadmen one day.
another fire drop
Watch rah where’s my riddim
Sans never fails to bring us all together
This is absolutely perfect...the accuracy here 🤣
My mini-schnauzer is next level she’s called “Biscuit”
Incredible. We need this in France
I live near henely so I completely understand this song
Another phenomenal display
Yummy mummies are the reason to shop at Waitrose, and the 3 for 2 deals on crab pâté
Most bearable uk subgroup. Somewhat Normal people 🙏
Babe wake up, a new beanstalk banger's just dropped x
beanstalk is becoming an icon
This channel is criminally underrated.
This should be renamed 'Welcome to Cheltenham'
It’s funny but your actually really good .
It's okay, Idris makes me thirsty too :)
Sick bro, good stuff 😆👌🏻🔥🔥🔥
Wake up babe, sans beanstalk dropped another banger
phenomenal
Is this Mrs Hargreaves Bussdown or one stratum up?
0:03 I had a friend with an Aga. It had to be constantly on all the time, so they were literally burning money even when they weren’t using it.
About 20 years ago it was costing them £1000s in gas. So now that gas bills have gone up, I wonder if they still have it?
This is my future and it's terrifying
Just amazing. Simply amazing.
Can't wait for the Beanstalk studies in 23rd century english lit degrees
Kick back, open a tin of waitrose essential vegan caviar, dab it on a blini, and enjoy another Beanstalk banger
Sans Beanstalk for next Poet Laureate honestly
As someone who's called Xander, seeing my name randomly pop up in this one was a fever dream lmao
Aye same, especially since I'm from a northern council estate and it's apparently a posh lad's name
@@Sillykat420 I'm from west london so I suppose it can be lol
Wake up babe, new Sans Beanstalk just dropped
Beanstalk, the pride of Britain
Jo Lumley is my Mother in Law too!!?
If Nix by Northwest did social commentary. Love it!
Amazing
Please don't ever stop
Poor Burnley 😢 another banger mate.
I'm going to become this woman one of these days 💀
Are you an Alan Partridge fan by any chance? your observations are so astute
These are perfect mate
When’s the tour?
We’re waitin’
We’re self deprecatin’
We’re British and we love to hate
Ourselves
02 Academy now!
dry wellies on the AGA 😂
Can your next one be about chav culture?
Class
Absolute slapper >:^)
The greatest
This is so accurate 😂
Nice
Magnificent
I think ' tennis coaches ' are more of an American thing , here in Sussex its yoga instructors but otherwise , spot on .
Your accuracy makes me 🥵 xx
this is sick
sunday morning means new sans beanstalk
cheeky newcastle uni mention
This one's for you Cheltenham
Here's one for the algorithm. Always with the proper rhythm.
I'm not sure how to feel about the fact that I got the Victoria Beckham reference.
Another absolute banger, I'm just sad that Stephen bear didn't sneak his way into this one😂
Stephen bear? That scumbag is rough as old boots
Agreed but its hilarious how he appears in so many of these videos
masterpiece
Can ya get these up on youtube music lol
Jokes aside, bars are pretty tight.
Yes
My favourite Waitrose essential is the essential feeling of happiness that I'm not going to Waitrose.
Nah Waitrose is pretty good. It’s not really noticeably more expensive than other places on most things and it is a far more pleasant shopping experience..
The overwhelming joy entering lidl everyday realising your life really is as bad as you think
This is anthropological
Yessss
Lol, im not brit, but all your vids are bomb :D