I'm currently watching this video instead of doing my job, apparently I'm meant to be potting plants for this guy named "crazy dave" but it will probably be fine if i take a 5 minute break
I'm currently watching this video instead of looking at that red thing coming towards me, but I'll be fine, he wouldn't put me in a monthlong cycle of death or anything
@@davysmith1934 Hey Doug, I wanted to let you know that my recovery center was attached to a tree and I was put through a monthlong cycle of death. I blame you for this.
Finally we have a vid for this bit, it was gold. You left out the best one though, where a dono was like: "Hey it's the titanic here. Your stream was relaxing, I'm about to crash for the day."
Didn't he say "If i hadn't been streaming during the garden of eden we might (have) still be(en) in heaven" or is this like an inside joke that i don't get?
Hey DougDoug fans, please pray for me and my family. We got forecast of a dangerous asteroid, whose trajectory is pointing directly to my area. Our whole family of stegosauruses are told to evacuate, but we're not as fast as our raptor neighbors.
Man I love watching dougdoug clips during my shift at chernobyl. Nothing will go wrong anyway and the video’s only 5 minutes long. I can take a short break
I'm that person's coworker. I am the one responsible for activating the back up safety systems at the plant. I heard they are doing some new test. They have a full team working I'm sure I can take a 5 minute break to watch this video.
The dougdoug analog horror lore is deepening So far we have: -Chat being hungry -People screaming in the comments -Doug,Charborg,Napoleon and Chat invading europe And now we have Doug's stream distracting people from different points in time
Big fan of DougDoug's content, and this unofficial channel compiling his funniest gags. I should actually be guarding the Mushroom castle from some big turtle dude, but it's been a few years since anybody tried anything on the Mushroom Kingdom, so I'm sure I can watch these videos on loop for a few hours and nothing bad will happen.
Thank God for a new DougDoug Files upload, it really helps to keep my mind at ease at Boston in 1770. Today's shift has already been tense with people shouting something at me. All I just want to do is watch another video of yours. I mean, if the crowd here tries heckling me anymore and distracting me from your videos, I think I'll just burst.
I'm starting to think most of these historical disasters were actually just Twitch Chat being lazy & not doing their jobs. r/WeHateTwitchChat will hear about this
Showing this to my knights as I return to Camelot after seeing Lancelot in France. I'm sure nothing bad will happen, so I'm letting them just relax and watch your video instead of making sure everything's okay back home. Not like Mordred would've done anything.
Love the edits! I’ve been serving in the military out here in Oahu and it’s good to take a break from surveillance. I don’t know why anyone would attack anyway.
I'm glad these DougDoug clip channels exist, they really take the stress out of working with this large plutonium sphere. I'm sure nothing'll happen if I watch over my shoulder while working the screwdriver...
Hey Doug, watching your stream on the Polish government Tupolev Tu-154 flying to Smolensk on April 10 2010. One of the guys went into the cockpit and is arguing with the pilots, but I’m sure it’ll be fine.
We at the chernobyl powerplant have been getting kindof bored recently so we figured we might as well take a 5 minute break to watch this Doug clip, Im sure nothing will go wrong
I've been put on guard duty of peach's castle, apparently she's been planning a big party with a cake for this guy called mario? It sounds exciting, but I've been a bit distracted from watching these videos, hope nothing happens while I'm not focusing
Unfortunately for you, we have kidnapped Princess Peach while you were distracted. Now, she's trapped inside Bowser's Castle. I have guard duty at Bowser's Castle, although I too also have been distracted from watching these videos. However, I doubt anyone is going to get past the hordes of minions stationed near the castle, especially that Mario guy you mentioned. I'm pretty sure nothing will happen to Princess Peach.
@@limitlesscord7319He didn’t cut any jokes out, all the relevant jokes were included. He cut out the unfunny and edgy jokes chat was saying, he doesn’t want to promote it. Chat has been getting really out of hand with people trying to be the “one guy” that is funny. During an elden ring stream someone even joked about a tragic death close to doug.
Hey doug, just checking out your stream on the wall here at shigashina. I cant believe they hired me to watch the wall there hasnt been an attack for about 100 years. Oh well how bad could it be?
My job is pretty boring, the only time I've had to watch Doug's streams is when my employer, his wife and their son want to watch Zorro late at night. It's raining really badly outside and there's an alley near the theater, surely they'll be warm, dry and safe. The kid will grow up and live a boring but happy life 😀
Taking a little break to watch this video instead of protecting the very fabric of existence. I'm sure Reality Destroyer wouldn't show up now, its been millions of years and he hasn't arrived, so I'm sure it's fine
a few years ago, I was thinking they should make a unofficial dougdoug chanel with a blue pepper, and named the doug doug files. Strange coincidence huh
hey doug, really enjoying your stream from 2004, driving this tourist boat in the chicago river while watching your stream. nothing's really happening so it's cool, everyone's watching the dave matthews band tour bus passing by anyway
Hey, just got here from my shift at Mount Doom. I’m supposed to be keeping vagrants out so they don’t burn alive in the thousand degree heat (dunno if that’s Celsius or Fahrenheit). I don’t think there’s anything to worry about; who deliberately goes into a volcano?
Man, I sure am glad that theres a new DougDoug files upload. Sure, it's my first shift here, but it's a state of the art, Ukranian nuclear reactor. Nothing will happen if I just look away from the control console for five minutes.
I'm the head of security for the Manhattan Project. I saw this vodeo posted and i needed a break. I'm sure Russia won't steal nuclear secrets while I'm on break.
Hey guys, I'm guarding the gate of Sodom and my brother is guarding the gate of Gomorra. We are too busy watching Dougdoug's stream and decided to shoo away this person that kept telling everyone in town to evacuate or something. My brother and I are sure that nothing bad will happen...
Hi Doug, currently on break here in the Titanic while this ship is crossing icy waters. Got bored and decied to watch your streams. I mean what are the chances the ship would hit an iceburg or something?
I know this is probably too serious for this video, but why do people always say "Imagine if Hitler actually got into art school!" instead of, you know, "Imagine if Hitler hadn't chosen to be a FUCKING MURDERER." No-one made him do that. He could have chosen different.
I’m meant to be watching some random grassy knoll near the book repository, but I saw this video and just couldn’t resist. What are the chances that I miss something of historic importance if I take a quick five-minute break anyway?
Am I just crazy or is the editing a bit wacky with this one? Like, at times it seems like the chat messages and Doug's reactions were not spliced correctly at times or something. Particularly at 2:53 where he's like "hey guys maybe no necrophilia or 9/11 yeah?" when the messages he was referencing weren't included in the edit so it just seems super jarring and out of place when he says that after a message about Judas betraying Jesus lmao Still enjoyed watching tho, this has been one of my favorite tts "take a joke and run it into the ground" instances for the longest time and I'm glad to see an actual video dedicated to it
I'm supposed to be guarding the children's ward of a hospital, but I don't think anything will happen to the fourteen month old baby in there, Tarrare is in there I'm sure nothing will go wrong if I watch this instead.
@@AlinaAniretakeis this a joke I’m not getting? Epstein jokes were as soon as he died. Epstein’s deeds were known since the 2000s. Why would his list matter. There wouldn’t need to be a list if he squealed hence why he was killed
so they actually spotted the plane at Hiroshima, but because bombing runs in WWII _never_ had just one plane, they didn't raise the alarm. they thought it was just a spotter.
Im honestly suprised he didn't draw the line at WW1/2 but at 9/11 Edit: its obv good that he drew the line there...i would have just put it up a little bit further
The driver of the Titan submersible was watching a dougdoug stream\
More like the engineer behind it
@@FemMushroom Both of them were
How did they get signal down there
@@edwinhuang9244it was tethered to the ship on the surface
The pilot was watching Dougdoug play 2D platformers and accidentally thought he was the one playing 🎮💀
always a good day when the channel previously called doug(UNOFFICIAL)doug(UNOFFICIAL)doug(UNOFFICIAL)doug(UNOFFICIAL) posts
you missed one
I wonder why they changed it, the old one was so catchy and rolled off the tongue.
Wehatedougdoug has heard and will be hearing about this
We love ougdoug now though ❤❤❤
Why would Weh do that?
We seriously used to hate OutDoug?
How can they have heard something and also will being hearing the same thing?
@@jimmysaldana8706watching the video twice
I'm currently watching this video instead of doing my job, apparently I'm meant to be potting plants for this guy named "crazy dave" but it will probably be fine if i take a 5 minute break
I'm currently watching this video instead of looking at that red thing coming towards me, but I'll be fine, he wouldn't put me in a monthlong cycle of death or anything
@@Town808 come on dude
@@Epicccccccccccccccccccc did I offend you
DUDE NO- OH MY GOSH HE CANT HEAR US, HES WATCHING A DOUGDOUG VIDEO! 😮😢
@@davysmith1934 Hey Doug, I wanted to let you know that my recovery center was attached to a tree and I was put through a monthlong cycle of death. I blame you for this.
Finally we have a vid for this bit, it was gold. You left out the best one though, where a dono was like: "Hey it's the titanic here. Your stream was relaxing, I'm about to crash for the day."
I can't like this cuz there's already the funny number :(
@@Phantal_ Ah yes, I see, I have indeed reached the very humorous count of likes
@@Phantal_ this is the height of comedy
@@kunstlerischeintelligenz471 NO THE FUNNY NUMBER!!!!!!
This joke went on for waaaaaaaaay too long this stream and got sooo unfunny
"If im streaming in the garden of eden, we must still be in heaven." I think that's my streamer.
Bro got blue comment
I'm only blue, because if I were green I would...
Didn't he say "If i hadn't been streaming during the garden of eden we might (have) still be(en) in heaven" or is this like an inside joke that i don't get?
@@jakubwawa You're right, he did say that, but I'm just dying at you correcting Doug's grammar lmao
Hey DougDoug fans, please pray for me and my family. We got forecast of a dangerous asteroid, whose trajectory is pointing directly to my area. Our whole family of stegosauruses are told to evacuate, but we're not as fast as our raptor neighbors.
Sorry about that, I'd have noticed it sooner but I was watching DougDoug's stream
o7
Man I love watching dougdoug clips during my shift at chernobyl. Nothing will go wrong anyway and the video’s only 5 minutes long. I can take a short break
I'm that person's coworker. I am the one responsible for activating the back up safety systems at the plant. I heard they are doing some new test. They have a full team working I'm sure I can take a 5 minute break to watch this video.
The dougdoug analog horror lore is deepening
So far we have:
-Chat being hungry
-People screaming in the comments
-Doug,Charborg,Napoleon and Chat invading europe
And now we have Doug's stream distracting people from different points in time
Big fan of DougDoug's content, and this unofficial channel compiling his funniest gags. I should actually be guarding the Mushroom castle from some big turtle dude, but it's been a few years since anybody tried anything on the Mushroom Kingdom, so I'm sure I can watch these videos on loop for a few hours and nothing bad will happen.
Thank God for a new DougDoug Files upload, it really helps to keep my mind at ease at Boston in 1770. Today's shift has already been tense with people shouting something at me. All I just want to do is watch another video of yours. I mean, if the crowd here tries heckling me anymore and distracting me from your videos, I think I'll just burst.
I'm starting to think most of these historical disasters were actually just Twitch Chat being lazy & not doing their jobs.
r/WeHateTwitchChat will hear about this
Currently watching this instead of doing my job as a giant horse inspector here in Troy.
Showing this to my knights as I return to Camelot after seeing Lancelot in France. I'm sure nothing bad will happen, so I'm letting them just relax and watch your video instead of making sure everything's okay back home. Not like Mordred would've done anything.
Love the edits! I’ve been serving in the military out here in Oahu and it’s good to take a break from surveillance. I don’t know why anyone would attack anyway.
I'm glad these DougDoug clip channels exist, they really take the stress out of working with this large plutonium sphere. I'm sure nothing'll happen if I watch over my shoulder while working the screwdriver...
Still glad to see that Chat's singleminded, collective chaos is still in effect. A lot of the recent uploads haven't had that been a focus.
Hey Doug, watching your stream on the Polish government Tupolev Tu-154 flying to Smolensk on April 10 2010. One of the guys went into the cockpit and is arguing with the pilots, but I’m sure it’ll be fine.
We at the chernobyl powerplant have been getting kindof bored recently so we figured we might as well take a 5 minute break to watch this Doug clip, Im sure nothing will go wrong
I've been put on guard duty of peach's castle, apparently she's been planning a big party with a cake for this guy called mario? It sounds exciting, but I've been a bit distracted from watching these videos, hope nothing happens while I'm not focusing
Unfortunately for you, we have kidnapped Princess Peach while you were distracted. Now, she's trapped inside Bowser's Castle. I have guard duty at Bowser's Castle, although I too also have been distracted from watching these videos. However, I doubt anyone is going to get past the hordes of minions stationed near the castle, especially that Mario guy you mentioned. I'm pretty sure nothing will happen to Princess Peach.
its always dougs fault
Im surprised nobody made a chernobyl joke
I was waiting for an orgean trail joke were they took a wrong turn.
Alduin destroying Helgen is my favorite real life Historical Tragedy.
Can't believe not a SINGLE person mentioned keeping an eye out for icebergs in the Titanic.
Anyone here knows why doug was talking about necrophilia and 9/11 at some random points? What happened on the stream for those topics to pop up
people kept taking the jokes to far and joking about some big tragedies and stuff. it got out of hand and off the rails real quick
@@k_rudy4442 oh, thank you for the explanation!
the editing felt a little disjointed. The jokes were cut out but the reactions were not
@@limitlesscord7319He didn’t cut any jokes out, all the relevant jokes were included. He cut out the unfunny and edgy jokes chat was saying, he doesn’t want to promote it. Chat has been getting really out of hand with people trying to be the “one guy” that is funny. During an elden ring stream someone even joked about a tragic death close to doug.
@@nekomoves1714 yea that sucks
Hey doug, just checking out your stream on the wall here at shigashina. I cant believe they hired me to watch the wall there hasnt been an attack for about 100 years. Oh well how bad could it be?
My job is pretty boring, the only time I've had to watch Doug's streams is when my employer, his wife and their son want to watch Zorro late at night. It's raining really badly outside and there's an alley near the theater, surely they'll be warm, dry and safe. The kid will grow up and live a boring but happy life 😀
That thumbnail is crazy
Taking a little break to watch this video instead of protecting the very fabric of existence. I'm sure Reality Destroyer wouldn't show up now, its been millions of years and he hasn't arrived, so I'm sure it's fine
a few years ago, I was thinking they should make a unofficial dougdoug chanel with a blue pepper, and named the doug doug files. Strange coincidence huh
boy i sure do love watching DougDoug videos while sailing the Titanic through the north Atlantic
I like this style of video. Would love more of this
hey doug, really enjoying your stream from 2004, driving this tourist boat in the chicago river while watching your stream. nothing's really happening so it's cool, everyone's watching the dave matthews band tour bus passing by anyway
I actually was watching the molasses tower in Boston during the stream, when I'm charged for the death of 21 people I'm adding Doug as my accomplice
I knew he would do it, doug is a very responsible man
You have motivated me to also feed on the endless well of dougdoug vods and edit them into a delicious elixir of short, easily watchable slop
Thank you so much for this, it's one of my favorite TTS chains of all time 😂
I like the implication that the ressurection of jesus was a historical tragedy
Mumei has watched DougDoug a lot over the years it seems
Hey, just got here from my shift at Mount Doom. I’m supposed to be keeping vagrants out so they don’t burn alive in the thousand degree heat (dunno if that’s Celsius or Fahrenheit). I don’t think there’s anything to worry about; who deliberately goes into a volcano?
Yesss I loved this running joke for this stream! I’m so shocked Doug never made a video of this one.
Doug's chat has the uncanny ability to latch on to the most random and goofy bits and I love it
Lowkey reminds me of this book series I read called The Butterfly Club
Man, I sure am glad that theres a new DougDoug files upload. Sure, it's my first shift here, but it's a state of the art, Ukranian nuclear reactor. Nothing will happen if I just look away from the control console for five minutes.
I always feel proud when a Cook-off comes out and I already watch the editor, I feel like a DougDoug connoisseur
I'm the head of security for the Manhattan Project. I saw this vodeo posted and i needed a break. I'm sure Russia won't steal nuclear secrets while I'm on break.
i remember when DougDoug
Doug was on the grassy knoll
Great editing on this one Dougs basement!
Been looking for this moment for months, saw it once and couldn't remember the vod it was from
I feel like this should be on a channel called The ChatChat Files
named after the main character ofc
Hey guys, I'm guarding the gate of Sodom and my brother is guarding the gate of Gomorra. We are too busy watching Dougdoug's stream and decided to shoo away this person that kept telling everyone in town to evacuate or something. My brother and I are sure that nothing bad will happen...
Hi Doug, currently on break here in the Titanic while this ship is crossing icy waters. Got bored and decied to watch your streams. I mean what are the chances the ship would hit an iceburg or something?
finally... main character chat
This means DouglasDouglas is canonically responsible for all the sin in the world
This is the best cook-off vid yet
The reason Doug refuses to interfere is because ITS A CANON EVENT
So wait 9/11 is off limits but Hiroshima and Adolf aren’t? 😂
Yeah, because he's American. For the Hiroshima was kind of a big dub and they didn't really participate in the Adolf thing until it was almost over
yeahhh my thoughts exactly.. even as an american, that was kind of a weird line to draw in the sand.
I know this is probably too serious for this video, but why do people always say "Imagine if Hitler actually got into art school!" instead of, you know, "Imagine if Hitler hadn't chosen to be a FUCKING MURDERER." No-one made him do that. He could have chosen different.
Pretty shocked at chat's restraint to not make a 9/11 joke
It is actually unfair how funny twitch chat is
Woah there what was the deal with all the necrophilia stuff
The guy who gave it 1 singular dislike succeeded at his job
I’m meant to be watching some random grassy knoll near the book repository, but I saw this video and just couldn’t resist. What are the chances that I miss something of historic importance if I take a quick five-minute break anyway?
can you turn the AI dnd and freddie fish AI into videos
Ai DnD not because it's less than 1 year old, but Fredi Fish maybe (maybe)
@@DougFiles k
*Cartoony sigh* classic Doug
Am I just crazy or is the editing a bit wacky with this one? Like, at times it seems like the chat messages and Doug's reactions were not spliced correctly at times or something.
Particularly at 2:53 where he's like "hey guys maybe no necrophilia or 9/11 yeah?" when the messages he was referencing weren't included in the edit so it just seems super jarring and out of place when he says that after a message about Judas betraying Jesus lmao
Still enjoyed watching tho, this has been one of my favorite tts "take a joke and run it into the ground" instances for the longest time and I'm glad to see an actual video dedicated to it
I'm supposed to be guarding the children's ward of a hospital, but I don't think anything will happen to the fourteen month old baby in there, Tarrare is in there I'm sure nothing will go wrong if I watch this instead.
3:10 they really took him out huh
I m shocked there was no epstein joke
Not the time
As in, I believe, Epstein list wasn't public knowledge at the time.
@@AlinaAniretakeis this a joke I’m not getting?
Epstein jokes were as soon as he died. Epstein’s deeds were known since the 2000s. Why would his list matter. There wouldn’t need to be a list if he squealed hence why he was killed
Good video
Yay
so they actually spotted the plane at Hiroshima, but because bombing runs in WWII _never_ had just one plane, they didn't raise the alarm. they thought it was just a spotter.
r/wehatedougdoug will hear about this
Im honestly suprised he didn't draw the line at WW1/2 but at 9/11
Edit: its obv good that he drew the line there...i would have just put it up a little bit further
What is the outro theme? Couldn't find it in the description or anything
Look! It's me!
Wait, so is @dougdoug's basement an actual channel? Or is this channel also unofficial
yipee
What the fuck, how many doug channels are there??
yes
was supposed to watch eve so she doesn‘t eat that apple or something but th FUCK SOEMONE MADE TAGT JOKE
Hello there 🤣🤣
What a huge waste of time this video is to explain something that is common knowledge.
based?
1 minute and only 7 views? bro fell off