Parkzer happens to not know something when Doug wants him to and know something when Doug doesn't want him to. With how amazingly subtle Parkzer's humor is I'm starting to think he's just fucking with Doug lol
The overlap of people not well-versed in pop culture and those who watched PBS as a kid is pretty high. I'm betting Parkzer is in the latter category as well
im glad to see how he reacts to running gags that he doesnt like. when i started watching, i felt bad that his chat was constantly bullying him with the bald and 2d platformer jokes. i eventually figured that if he really was upset he would put an end to it, but its nice to see concrete proof of that. its reassurance that the bullying he faces is all in good fun!
What bit? That's all real, DougDoug has a 5 year plan in motion to eradicate both from the world. The horsemen of his apocalypse are Chat, Pajama Sam, Napoleon, and Jokebot with a horde of sea otters as their steeds. You best hide upon echoing call of the fart gates opening *kick flips away*
@@decayedtooth2564 as someone who has never checked out r/wehatedougdoug, only his biggest fans are on there to try and get noticed by him 🫑🫑🫑 Personally, he read 3 of my comments back to back on one of the latest streams, so I’m terrified and don’t need the extra attention :)
As far as I know: the actual reason why Caillou is bald has to do with the first episode where he was displayed as a new born with a bald head and the writers or whoever thought it would be hard for children to fully get the connection between him as a new born and him being 4 years old when he had hair, so they simply kept him bald. There is also a rather vocal part of the people that know this series, who absolutely despise Caillou. This leads back to an era where there was a tonal shift in the series, regarding Caillou actually acting like an absolute asshole towards others, without repercussions. This is the version of Caillou many people remember and hate. He wasnt always an asshole but the newer episodes of the series that most remember left that impression.
17:45 can i just throw out how much i absolutely love Doug for shit like this. Like straight up is willing to say "no i don't want to even be associated with that joke" is such a mature thing to be able to do which a lot of other people have not been able to do.
@@NoBrainer7 and @blacklight683 damn DD: that genuinely does suck but is there any clips of videos where he mentions this in like a genuine way, I js wanna know :((
I'm not gonna claim to be an "empath" or some shit, but I know exactly the kind of feeling Doug felt at 19:07 of "OK that's enough" when someone just won't let something go. It's the forced smile, the body language, the wavering voice, he was seriously genuinely pissed off in that moment.
Yeah, even if it starts as a jokez these things can and often will start tk live their own lives on the internet. Which could ceverely affect his public image and therefore his entire career and brand.
@@itsybitsycherryIt's like, in the bottom 10% of edgy for Internet standards. Getting that upset about it was frankly silly Not technically my place to tell someone what they can and can't be offended by, but this is like wheat bread terrifying you because it's too exciting compared to wonder bread.
@@1stCallipostle There is far worse on the internet, yes. “Doug hates women” is still an absurdly tactless statement to try and turn into an inside joke and he was correct in nipping it out before it spread further, even if it started out as just a lame bit. I am not offended by it (moreso just kind of irked by how far chat tried to take it) but Doug not wanting to be associated with a joke that says he, in his own words, hates “a group of people who get a lot of shit on the internet” is a reasonable boundary to set.
@@1stCallipostle dont start with that bull. If people at your work started to joke that you actively hate women, you wouldn't think it was just a harmless and funny joke. And neither would your supervisers and /or boss.
How did Doug not know who Invincible, Fearless, Sensual, Mysterious, Enchanting, Vigorous, Diligent, Overwhelming, Gorgeous, Passionate, Terrifying, Beautiful, Powerful, Grey Prince Zote is if he loves Hollow Knight?
No Doug just didn't click it lol, that's why it's red highlighted. It was one of the correct answers. If anything, my biggest gripe is that Tumbleweed Gambit was a correct answer as 1) it's horrible and 2) no one calls it that.
I genuinely felt bad for Doug during the poor people and women bit. It was clear he was uncomfortable with it from the jump but chat just wanted to run the joke into the ground like they always do.
I think DougDoug is jokingly serious so often that these people honestly didn't get that he actually meant it when he said to stop making those jokes lmao
I did think that was a tad weird, if I had to guess he knows that joke could actually get him in trouble. I think its kinda stupid, but the dude has to look out for his career
@@thedongmaster8067 he said it himself. Hating the poor is so wild that no one would take it seriously, but hating women and other minorities does have an actual impact and he doesn't want to associate with people that actually hate marginalized groups.
@@NuggetteI mean, there probably are some people on the internet that pick on or harass poor people, I don’t see how this is much different. I just think that making a potentially accusatory joke in a TTS message in Doug’s own stream is very different from actually calling out Doug. I do think he should’ve still told chat to stop because they probably would’ve taken the joke too far like the Parkzer lawyer jokes, but I don’t think people would genuinely think Doug hates women because a chat known for being jokingly defamatory said so.
DougDoug saying he doesn't like the "genre of video games" for Hollow Knight, which ostensibly could be called 2-D platformers ... DougDoug hates 2-D platformers because he is bad at them, confirmed!
As a Hollow Knight Player… it’s a goddamn metroidvania. It only has a platforming gauntlet area (White Palace) but most of the game outside that doesn’t even include platforming. Platformers are games that usually are centered around, you know, platforming? Hollow Knight isn’t.
THIS VIDEO SUCKS! WHO MADE THIS?
I made this
You
He could be any one of us
Deep Dougstate
i mightve made this but im not sure i need to collect more information first
“Shower, then olive oil, then 2d platformers” sounds like dougs’ daily schedule
You forgot Rogaine for balding or other products but otherwise spot on
How does DougDoug not know who Caillou is? They're both bald! And everyone knows, bald people all know one another, that's how it works
They actually all share a hive mind that hair gets in the way of
@@samwilde8311🤯🤯🤯
DougDoug is afraid to admit knowing Stone Cole Steve Austin and Saitama, because then the government would want to know where he's been meeting them.
@@samwilde8311 makes so much sense!
balds of a head flock together
Parkzer happens to not know something when Doug wants him to and know something when Doug doesn't want him to. With how amazingly subtle Parkzer's humor is I'm starting to think he's just fucking with Doug lol
It’s like he is literally trolling.
The overlap of people not well-versed in pop culture and those who watched PBS as a kid is pretty high. I'm betting Parkzer is in the latter category as well
i feel attacked lmao
I think the common denominator is being to bròke for cable 🫠
Oh gosh, I fit in both categories 😭
im glad to see how he reacts to running gags that he doesnt like. when i started watching, i felt bad that his chat was constantly bullying him with the bald and 2d platformer jokes. i eventually figured that if he really was upset he would put an end to it, but its nice to see concrete proof of that. its reassurance that the bullying he faces is all in good fun!
He's never living the caillou thing down.
Doug allegedly hating women and the poor is one of the most wild bits chat has ever made.
What bit? That's all real, DougDoug has a 5 year plan in motion to eradicate both from the world. The horsemen of his apocalypse are Chat, Pajama Sam, Napoleon, and Jokebot with a horde of sea otters as their steeds. You best hide upon echoing call of the fart gates opening *kick flips away*
@ hating women means hating Rosa,(o7), did this very real plan all start with Burp ASMR from 5 years ago?
Nothing is alleged here. Don’t you know about r/wehatedougdoug ?
@@decayedtooth2564 as someone who has never checked out r/wehatedougdoug, only his biggest fans are on there to try and get noticed by him 🫑🫑🫑
Personally, he read 3 of my comments back to back on one of the latest streams, so I’m terrified and don’t need the extra attention :)
He admitted hating the poor what more evidence do you need
Doug is so ignorant that I can't believe he's made it to his mid 30's
He's a programmer and video game streamer, he doesn't know random info about random topics because he doesn't need to
Can't believe he hates women and the poor so much
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@@feeplemurphy4618 r/woosh
As far as I know: the actual reason why Caillou is bald has to do with the first episode where he was displayed as a new born with a bald head and the writers or whoever thought it would be hard for children to fully get the connection between him as a new born and him being 4 years old when he had hair, so they simply kept him bald.
There is also a rather vocal part of the people that know this series, who absolutely despise Caillou. This leads back to an era where there was a tonal shift in the series, regarding Caillou actually acting like an absolute asshole towards others, without repercussions. This is the version of Caillou many people remember and hate. He wasnt always an asshole but the newer episodes of the series that most remember left that impression.
Doug claims to be smart but doesn't know who the legendary GOAT Caillou is
Goddamn
“I had to read books like a coward.”
I don’t believe Doug has ever read a book in his life. If he had, he would not be so ignorant.
He read twitch for dummies
@@Phimic.That was just one of his many body doubles.
@ I forgot about that. But other than that, he’s never finished a book.
17:45 can i just throw out how much i absolutely love Doug for shit like this. Like straight up is willing to say "no i don't want to even be associated with that joke" is such a mature thing to be able to do which a lot of other people have not been able to do.
Yess! it heals my soul ❤️🩹
(Especially after watching a certain popular streamer :| )
Nah
yeah. I just wish he was more forgiving of poor people
[ignores that Doug somehow doesn't see poor people as a group of marginalized people that get alot of shit]
@@NoBrainer7 and @blacklight683 damn DD: that genuinely does suck but is there any clips of videos where he mentions this in like a genuine way, I js wanna know :((
"even parkzer knows"
"There's no way Parkzer knows"
Parkzer: you mean Caillou, right?
DougDoug: Liar.
😂
2:05 Bismuth being one of the questions is either incredibly ironic or proof this was all rigged
Love that he still calls it biz mooth
@@justsomeguy9514 it's so weird how he pronounces it
[insert bald joke]
[insert shortened version of the phrase ‘got him’]
[Insert laugh track]
[insert chat spamming "BALD" among other things]
[insert Zorbeez Ad]
[insert cinema]
doug: "everyone knows who john ham is!"
me: "who tf is john ham?"
Ngl, this was actually a great video, the editing was really good!! Congrats to this dude
thank you so much!
There was too much cutting, kinda annoying
There was not enough cutting, kinda chunky
@@realcloverchanthere was just enough cutting, kinda softening
Dog good: I'm the best
Dog bad: its the quizzes fault, everyone could fail
Love how DougDoug is wearing the same shirt as he was in the flashback of him watching One Three Hill..
WAIT WHAT I DIDN'T EVEN NOTICE
I'm not gonna claim to be an "empath" or some shit, but I know exactly the kind of feeling Doug felt at 19:07 of "OK that's enough" when someone just won't let something go. It's the forced smile, the body language, the wavering voice, he was seriously genuinely pissed off in that moment.
Yeah, even if it starts as a jokez these things can and often will start tk live their own lives on the internet.
Which could ceverely affect his public image and therefore his entire career and brand.
Frankly absurd and incredibly tactless that chat ran with it anywhere near as far as they did.
@@itsybitsycherryIt's like, in the bottom 10% of edgy for Internet standards. Getting that upset about it was frankly silly
Not technically my place to tell someone what they can and can't be offended by, but this is like wheat bread terrifying you because it's too exciting compared to wonder bread.
@@1stCallipostle There is far worse on the internet, yes. “Doug hates women” is still an absurdly tactless statement to try and turn into an inside joke and he was correct in nipping it out before it spread further, even if it started out as just a lame bit.
I am not offended by it (moreso just kind of irked by how far chat tried to take it) but Doug not wanting to be associated with a joke that says he, in his own words, hates “a group of people who get a lot of shit on the internet” is a reasonable boundary to set.
@@1stCallipostle dont start with that bull. If people at your work started to joke that you actively hate women, you wouldn't think it was just a harmless and funny joke. And neither would your supervisers and /or boss.
How did Doug not know who Invincible, Fearless, Sensual, Mysterious, Enchanting, Vigorous, Diligent, Overwhelming, Gorgeous, Passionate, Terrifying, Beautiful, Powerful, Grey Prince Zote is if he loves Hollow Knight?
NOBRAINER POGGIES ❤️
DougDoug not knowing Meryl Streep is wild
Who?
Who?
who
Doug should lose his adult card if he doesn’t know who Meryl Streep is.
The more I watch these unofficial Douglas Douglas videos, the more I begin to understand why his chat is always spamming rigged…..
I’m actually pissed, whoever made that chess openings quiz said Bird’s Opening wasn’t one is so wrong
No Doug just didn't click it lol, that's why it's red highlighted. It was one of the correct answers. If anything, my biggest gripe is that Tumbleweed Gambit was a correct answer as 1) it's horrible and 2) no one calls it that.
@ oh ok, I didn’t know how sporcle worked, I share your sentiment with the tumbleweed
I think it's a joke, like "The bird's opening isn't a real opening cuz it sucks."
@@lampshade6579FR🗣️🗣️
I raise moths year-round as a hobby and I cannot describe the rush of excitement I get everytime moths come up on a DougDoug stream
I genuinely felt bad for Doug during the poor people and women bit. It was clear he was uncomfortable with it from the jump but chat just wanted to run the joke into the ground like they always do.
I think DougDoug is jokingly serious so often that these people honestly didn't get that he actually meant it when he said to stop making those jokes lmao
Subtlety is not chats forte.
Holy smoke Doug isn't 50 why is he acting like he's never seen a kids commercial after he was 10?
0:40 I'm in a DougDoug video! I know it's unofficial, but I don't care!
POG IT COUNTS
POGGIES
Chat: "How do you not know who Meryl Streep is?"
Doug: "What has she been in?"
Me: *exasperated groan*
I cant believe Doug said he hates people with poor taste in jokes
dougdoug has a channel for every strand on his head
This is just wrong, he has more than 0 channels
5:40 Dougdoug making fun of a cancer patient. r/wehatedougdoug will hear about this
this editing makes doug even more chaotic.... I LOVE IT!!!
So it's just hit me that chat is basically just Doug's version of Neuro, endless roasting and declaring their intent to take over the world.
Did Doug forget that children's shows existed when *he* was a child? *Including* Caillou?!
Doug not knowing Caillou gave me 8d6 psychic damage
"What has Meryl Streep been in?????"
Doug......
im poor people AND women
like multiple people?
oh pregnant right
@@jezusmylord multiple people and we're all pregnant
@@SpringdayAutumnmoon that sounds like a gang
Doug saying "we all hate Europeans tho" came out of nowhere 💀
This was well edited
I like how the guy who made thsu video about doug trying to seem smart, is named nobrainer
Dougdoug apparently came out of the womb with that beard ready to stream it seems since he never seen a single kid show
r/wehatedougdoug will hear about this
6:25 "looking pretty smart right about now!" while it's 100% no
I love how DougDoug only draws the line at "hating women" as a joke compared to everything else
I did think that was a tad weird, if I had to guess he knows that joke could actually get him in trouble. I think its kinda stupid, but the dude has to look out for his career
@@thedongmaster8067 he said it himself. Hating the poor is so wild that no one would take it seriously, but hating women and other minorities does have an actual impact and he doesn't want to associate with people that actually hate marginalized groups.
@@Nuggette Yeah agreed. I hate all this victimhood nonsense as if we don't all have our issues in life.
@@Nuggetteyou can't call a group that's 51% of the U.S a minority.
@@NuggetteI mean, there probably are some people on the internet that pick on or harass poor people, I don’t see how this is much different. I just think that making a potentially accusatory joke in a TTS message in Doug’s own stream is very different from actually calling out Doug. I do think he should’ve still told chat to stop because they probably would’ve taken the joke too far like the Parkzer lawyer jokes, but I don’t think people would genuinely think Doug hates women because a chat known for being jokingly defamatory said so.
How did he not know what trifle was?!
It's not something to be trifled with
Man, every time someone reminds me that Sporcle exists, I know my life is gonna be ruined for like three days...
8:25 "How the fuck do you not know meryl streep" "what has she been in??" I THINK DOUG DOESN'T LIVE ON THIS EARTH
He doesn’t even know Caillou
What has she been in tho
I don't recognise her from anything
who the heck is she
I've heard the name and could tell you no more
Holy moly that editing was smooooth! Respect, +1 subscriber
Doug mispronouncing Caillou kills me everytime.
Wake up babe new dougdoug files upload dropped
I'll give Doug not knowing Caillou. After all, Caillou is bald due to chemo, Doug is naturally bald.
Doug is getting grounded grounded grounded for not knowing caillou
18:04 like.... poor people?
I THOUGHT doug was kinda smart, and then I watched this video
Dougs lack of knowledge about anything from before his lifetime and outside of america is impressive
17:45 That's spot on, actually.
Ah, yes, Superman's grandpa. Kal-Uh
Caillou and doug should know eachother since all bald people are hive minds
Honestly, kai-you shouldn't have survived. So ungrateful
Cant believe doug hate poor women
DougDoug keep insisting he's smart after scoring below the quiz's average scoreXD
6:13 gotta love Albertus Magnus. I literally go to bros college
The cook off intro is so good
Ain’t gonna lie, that poor women bit had me rotfl
I literally was one of the people who did a tts message in this stream and even I forgot about it. Very well done tho 👍
Why is DougDoug surprised people think he knows Chess, when he does so many Chess streams?
All thus proves is doug is so self centered he can only get 100 on the quiz about himself
This shows how uncultured Doug is. Doesnt know who Calliou, Meryl Streep, or Elizabeth Taylor is. Smh
8:47 I MADE THAT IM FAMOUS🔥
Doug is wearing the same shirt as the one tree hill stream, so it confused me so much when it switched to a clip of it suddenly.
I actually got to meet Caillou’s VA a few months ago :D
15:18 Wait am I missing something or was Doug coincidentally wearing the exact same shirt in the stream he's referencing from "last year"?
yes! insane coincidence lol
“80 is a B+ in some countries.”
….. HUH?!
He said he didn't know Elizabeth Taylor? ...Oh Doug...run...the queens are after you good sir. You messed up! XD
18:11 Bestie classism is real
The way he pronounces Caillou has me in fucking stitches
Doug Doug hating on cancer Patient's
R/We_Hate_DougDoug will hear about this
i think we should replace doug with caillou, he's bald and hates poor people just like the real doug, and is probably just as intelligent too.
THANK YOU FOR EDITING ANOTHER VIDEO THANK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Seeing Doug choose food on Caillou hurt my soul
Please don't stop the cook-off
r/welovecaillou will hear about this
i keep on watching old vods..
and they keep getting made into unofficial vids like a day later....
coincidence?????????????????????????
Im in your walls
beeing above average does not label smart
I need an edit of Doug playing the higher lower game where he discovered IVAO
I’m glad this finally got disproven
Doug never had parents who banned watching call-u for reasons never to be found out and it shows
You got famous people. Just not contemporary famous people.
Can’t believe this is when Dougdoug became poor
Doug should do a charity stream to get Team Cherry to release Silksong
If Doug would just play Holliw Knight he'd beat the allegations
DougDoug saying he doesn't like the "genre of video games" for Hollow Knight, which ostensibly could be called 2-D platformers ...
DougDoug hates 2-D platformers because he is bad at them, confirmed!
As a Hollow Knight Player… it’s a goddamn metroidvania. It only has a platforming gauntlet area (White Palace) but most of the game outside that doesn’t even include platforming. Platformers are games that usually are centered around, you know, platforming? Hollow Knight isn’t.
@@slimehead1391 Metroidvanias are just platformers with extra combat controls, and the need to re-traverse areas to reach new areas.
@@slimehead1391As a hollow knight player also, I believe the original comment is still correct :3
10/10 editing
Tbh, Dougdoug would by this point after actually playing through all of hollow knight know the bossnames xD
I like this editor.
haven't you heard the controversy around him? i heard he sucked Luigi off for money!
10:46 I knew Sir Charles Tupper. Then again; I’m Canadian and that was the name of my high school.