The overlap of people not well-versed in pop culture and those who watched PBS as a kid is pretty high. I'm betting Parkzer is in the latter category as well
Parkzer happens to not know something when Doug wants him to and know something when Doug doesn't want him to. With how amazingly subtle Parkzer's humor is I'm starting to think he's just fucking with Doug lol
What bit? That's all real, DougDoug has a 5 year plan in motion to eradicate both from the world. The horsemen of his apocalypse are Chat, Pajama Sam, Napoleon, and Jokebot with a horde of sea otters as their steeds. You best hide upon echoing call of the fart gates opening *kick flips away*
@@decayedtooth2564 as someone who has never checked out r/wehatedougdoug, only his biggest fans are on there to try and get noticed by him 🫑🫑🫑 Personally, he read 3 of my comments back to back on one of the latest streams, so I’m terrified and don’t need the extra attention :)
17:45 can i just throw out how much i absolutely love Doug for shit like this. Like straight up is willing to say "no i don't want to even be associated with that joke" is such a mature thing to be able to do which a lot of other people have not been able to do.
@@NoBrainer7 and @blacklight683 damn DD: that genuinely does suck but is there any clips of videos where he mentions this in like a genuine way, I js wanna know :((
I genuinely felt bad for Doug during the poor people and women bit. It was clear he was uncomfortable with it from the jump but chat just wanted to run the joke into the ground like they always do.
I think DougDoug is jokingly serious so often that these people honestly didn't get that he actually meant it when he said to stop making those jokes lmao
As far as I know: the actual reason why Caillou is bald has to do with the first episode where he was displayed as a new born with a bald head and the writers or whoever thought it would be hard for children to fully get the connection between him as a new born and him being 4 years old when he had hair, so they simply kept him bald. There is also a rather vocal part of the people that know this series, who absolutely despise Caillou. This leads back to an era where there was a tonal shift in the series, regarding Caillou actually acting like an absolute asshole towards others, without repercussions. This is the version of Caillou many people remember and hate. He wasnt always an asshole but the newer episodes of the series that most remember left that impression.
No Doug just didn't click it lol, that's why it's red highlighted. It was one of the correct answers. If anything, my biggest gripe is that Tumbleweed Gambit was a correct answer as 1) it's horrible and 2) no one calls it that.
I did think that was a tad weird, if I had to guess he knows that joke could actually get him in trouble. I think its kinda stupid, but the dude has to look out for his career
@@thedongmaster8067 he said it himself. Hating the poor is so wild that no one would take it seriously, but hating women and other minorities does have an actual impact and he doesn't want to associate with people that actually hate marginalized groups.
@@NuggetteI mean, there probably are some people on the internet that pick on or harass poor people, I don’t see how this is much different. I just think that making a potentially accusatory joke in a TTS message in Doug’s own stream is very different from actually calling out Doug. I do think he should’ve still told chat to stop because they probably would’ve taken the joke too far like the Parkzer lawyer jokes, but I don’t think people would genuinely think Doug hates women because a chat known for being jokingly defamatory said so.
I'm not gonna claim to be an "empath" or some shit, but I know exactly the kind of feeling Doug felt at 19:07 of "OK that's enough" when someone just won't let something go. It's the forced smile, the body language, the wavering voice, he was seriously genuinely pissed off in that moment.
Yeah, even if it starts as a jokez these things can and often will start tk live their own lives on the internet. Which could ceverely affect his public image and therefore his entire career and brand.
@@itsybitsycherryIt's like, in the bottom 10% of edgy for Internet standards. Getting that upset about it was frankly silly Not technically my place to tell someone what they can and can't be offended by, but this is like wheat bread terrifying you because it's too exciting compared to wonder bread.
@@1stCallipostle There is far worse on the internet, yes. “Doug hates women” is still an absurdly tactless statement to try and turn into an inside joke and he was correct in nipping it out before it spread further, even if it started out as just a lame bit. I am not offended by it (moreso just kind of irked by how far chat tried to take it) but Doug not wanting to be associated with a joke that says he, in his own words, hates “a group of people who get a lot of shit on the internet” is a reasonable boundary to set.
@@1stCallipostle dont start with that bull. If people at your work started to joke that you actively hate women, you wouldn't think it was just a harmless and funny joke. And neither would your supervisers and /or boss.
How did Doug not know who Invincible, Fearless, Sensual, Mysterious, Enchanting, Vigorous, Diligent, Overwhelming, Gorgeous, Passionate, Terrifying, Beautiful, Powerful, Grey Prince Zote is if he loves Hollow Knight?
Doug momentarily dropping a bit even when it is wedged in a sea of irony just to clarify that he does not want to be associated with the particular joke of hating women in any way is kind of based ngl
DougDoug saying he doesn't like the "genre of video games" for Hollow Knight, which ostensibly could be called 2-D platformers ... DougDoug hates 2-D platformers because he is bad at them, confirmed!
As a Hollow Knight Player… it’s a goddamn metroidvania. It only has a platforming gauntlet area (White Palace) but most of the game outside that doesn’t even include platforming. Platformers are games that usually are centered around, you know, platforming? Hollow Knight isn’t.
THIS VIDEO SUCKS! WHO MADE THIS?
I made this
You
He could be any one of us
Deep Dougstate
i mightve made this but im not sure i need to collect more information first
How does DougDoug not know who Caillou is? They're both bald! And everyone knows, bald people all know one another, that's how it works
They actually all share a hive mind that hair gets in the way of
@@samwilde8311🤯🤯🤯
DougDoug is afraid to admit knowing Stone Cole Steve Austin and Saitama, because then the government would want to know where he's been meeting them.
@@samwilde8311 makes so much sense!
balds of a head flock together
“Shower, then olive oil, then 2d platformers” sounds like dougs’ daily schedule
You forgot Rogaine for balding or other products but otherwise spot on
The overlap of people not well-versed in pop culture and those who watched PBS as a kid is pretty high. I'm betting Parkzer is in the latter category as well
i feel attacked lmao
I think the common denominator is being to bròke for cable 🫠
Parkzer happens to not know something when Doug wants him to and know something when Doug doesn't want him to. With how amazingly subtle Parkzer's humor is I'm starting to think he's just fucking with Doug lol
Doug allegedly hating women and the poor is one of the most wild bits chat has ever made.
What bit? That's all real, DougDoug has a 5 year plan in motion to eradicate both from the world. The horsemen of his apocalypse are Chat, Pajama Sam, Napoleon, and Jokebot with a horde of sea otters as their steeds. You best hide upon echoing call of the fart gates opening *kick flips away*
@ hating women means hating Rosa,(o7), did this very real plan all start with Burp ASMR from 5 years ago?
Nothing is alleged here. Don’t you know about r/wehatedougdoug ?
@@decayedtooth2564 as someone who has never checked out r/wehatedougdoug, only his biggest fans are on there to try and get noticed by him 🫑🫑🫑
Personally, he read 3 of my comments back to back on one of the latest streams, so I’m terrified and don’t need the extra attention :)
He admitted hating the poor what more evidence do you need
He's never living the caillou thing down.
Doug is so ignorant that I can't believe he's made it to his mid 30's
He's a programmer and video game streamer, he doesn't know random info about random topics because he doesn't need to
Can't believe he hates women and the poor so much
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@@feeplemurphy4618 r/woosh
"even parkzer knows"
"There's no way Parkzer knows"
Parkzer: you mean Caillou, right?
DougDoug: Liar.
😂
Doug claims to be smart but doesn't know who the legendary GOAT Caillou is
Goddamn
[insert bald joke]
[insert shortened version of the phrase ‘got him’]
[Insert laugh track]
[insert chat spamming "BALD" among other things]
[insert Zorbeez Ad]
[insert cinema]
17:45 can i just throw out how much i absolutely love Doug for shit like this. Like straight up is willing to say "no i don't want to even be associated with that joke" is such a mature thing to be able to do which a lot of other people have not been able to do.
Yess! it heals my soul ❤️🩹
(Especially after watching a certain popular streamer :| )
Nah
yeah. I just wish he was more forgiving of poor people
[ignores that Doug somehow doesn't see poor people as a group of marginalized people that get alot of shit]
@@NoBrainer7 and @blacklight683 damn DD: that genuinely does suck but is there any clips of videos where he mentions this in like a genuine way, I js wanna know :((
“I had to read books like a coward.”
I don’t believe Doug has ever read a book in his life. If he had, he would not be so ignorant.
He read twitch for dummies
@@Phimic.That was just one of his many body doubles.
@ I forgot about that. But other than that, he’s never finished a book.
Ngl, this was actually a great video, the editing was really good!! Congrats to this dude
thank you so much!
There was too much cutting, kinda annoying
There was not enough cutting, kinda chunky
2:05 Bismuth being one of the questions is either incredibly ironic or proof this was all rigged
Love that he still calls it biz mooth
@@justsomeguy9514 it's so weird how he pronounces it
I cant believe Doug said he hates people with poor taste in jokes
I genuinely felt bad for Doug during the poor people and women bit. It was clear he was uncomfortable with it from the jump but chat just wanted to run the joke into the ground like they always do.
I think DougDoug is jokingly serious so often that these people honestly didn't get that he actually meant it when he said to stop making those jokes lmao
Subtlety is not chats forte.
NOBRAINER POGGIES ❤️
As far as I know: the actual reason why Caillou is bald has to do with the first episode where he was displayed as a new born with a bald head and the writers or whoever thought it would be hard for children to fully get the connection between him as a new born and him being 4 years old when he had hair, so they simply kept him bald.
There is also a rather vocal part of the people that know this series, who absolutely despise Caillou. This leads back to an era where there was a tonal shift in the series, regarding Caillou actually acting like an absolute asshole towards others, without repercussions. This is the version of Caillou many people remember and hate. He wasnt always an asshole but the newer episodes of the series that most remember left that impression.
doug: "everyone knows who john ham is!"
me: "who tf is john ham?"
DougDoug not knowing Meryl Streep is wild
Who?
Who?
who
I’m actually pissed, whoever made that chess openings quiz said Bird’s Opening wasn’t one is so wrong
No Doug just didn't click it lol, that's why it's red highlighted. It was one of the correct answers. If anything, my biggest gripe is that Tumbleweed Gambit was a correct answer as 1) it's horrible and 2) no one calls it that.
@ oh ok, I didn’t know how sporcle worked, I share your sentiment with the tumbleweed
I think it's a joke, like "The bird's opening isn't a real opening cuz it sucks."
@@lampshade6579FR🗣️🗣️
Love how DougDoug is wearing the same shirt as he was in the flashback of him watching One Three Hill..
WAIT WHAT I DIDN'T EVEN NOTICE
Holy smoke Doug isn't 50 why is he acting like he's never seen a kids commercial after he was 10?
I love how DougDoug only draws the line at "hating women" as a joke compared to everything else
I did think that was a tad weird, if I had to guess he knows that joke could actually get him in trouble. I think its kinda stupid, but the dude has to look out for his career
@@thedongmaster8067 he said it himself. Hating the poor is so wild that no one would take it seriously, but hating women and other minorities does have an actual impact and he doesn't want to associate with people that actually hate marginalized groups.
@@Nuggette Yeah agreed. I hate all this victimhood nonsense as if we don't all have our issues in life.
@@Nuggetteyou can't call a group that's 51% of the U.S a minority.
@@NuggetteI mean, there probably are some people on the internet that pick on or harass poor people, I don’t see how this is much different. I just think that making a potentially accusatory joke in a TTS message in Doug’s own stream is very different from actually calling out Doug. I do think he should’ve still told chat to stop because they probably would’ve taken the joke too far like the Parkzer lawyer jokes, but I don’t think people would genuinely think Doug hates women because a chat known for being jokingly defamatory said so.
Dog good: I'm the best
Dog bad: its the quizzes fault, everyone could fail
The more I watch these unofficial Douglas Douglas videos, the more I begin to understand why his chat is always spamming rigged…..
0:40 I'm in a DougDoug video! I know it's unofficial, but I don't care!
POG IT COUNTS
POGGIES
I'm not gonna claim to be an "empath" or some shit, but I know exactly the kind of feeling Doug felt at 19:07 of "OK that's enough" when someone just won't let something go. It's the forced smile, the body language, the wavering voice, he was seriously genuinely pissed off in that moment.
Yeah, even if it starts as a jokez these things can and often will start tk live their own lives on the internet.
Which could ceverely affect his public image and therefore his entire career and brand.
Frankly absurd and incredibly tactless that chat ran with it anywhere near as far as they did.
@@itsybitsycherryIt's like, in the bottom 10% of edgy for Internet standards. Getting that upset about it was frankly silly
Not technically my place to tell someone what they can and can't be offended by, but this is like wheat bread terrifying you because it's too exciting compared to wonder bread.
@@1stCallipostle There is far worse on the internet, yes. “Doug hates women” is still an absurdly tactless statement to try and turn into an inside joke and he was correct in nipping it out before it spread further, even if it started out as just a lame bit.
I am not offended by it (moreso just kind of irked by how far chat tried to take it) but Doug not wanting to be associated with a joke that says he, in his own words, hates “a group of people who get a lot of shit on the internet” is a reasonable boundary to set.
@@1stCallipostle dont start with that bull. If people at your work started to joke that you actively hate women, you wouldn't think it was just a harmless and funny joke. And neither would your supervisers and /or boss.
Doug should lose his adult card if he doesn’t know who Meryl Streep is.
Doug not knowing Caillou gave me 8d6 psychic damage
I really appreciate him stopping the hate women joke, it make me feel more welcome in this community
5:40 Dougdoug making fun of a cancer patient. r/wehatedougdoug will hear about this
How did Doug not know who Invincible, Fearless, Sensual, Mysterious, Enchanting, Vigorous, Diligent, Overwhelming, Gorgeous, Passionate, Terrifying, Beautiful, Powerful, Grey Prince Zote is if he loves Hollow Knight?
This shows how uncultured Doug is. Doesnt know who Calliou, Meryl Streep, or Elizabeth Taylor is. Smh
this editing makes doug even more chaotic.... I LOVE IT!!!
I like how the guy who made thsu video about doug trying to seem smart, is named nobrainer
Did Doug forget that children's shows existed when *he* was a child? *Including* Caillou?!
Caillou and doug should know eachother since all bald people are hive minds
I raise moths year-round as a hobby and I cannot describe the rush of excitement I get everytime moths come up on a DougDoug stream
r/wehatedougdoug will hear about this
Perfect example of Doug shutting down a wild but unfunny chat joke
Honestly, kai-you shouldn't have survived. So ungrateful
im poor people AND women
like multiple people?
oh pregnant right
@@jezusmylord multiple people and we're all pregnant
@@SpringdayAutumnmoon that sounds like a gang
I actually got to meet Caillou’s VA a few months ago :D
Doug is getting grounded grounded grounded for not knowing caillou
How did he not know what trifle was?!
It's not something to be trifled with
I respect that Doug banned the hating women joke. I mean uhhh grrr I hate DruglasDruglas
Doug mispronouncing Caillou kills me everytime.
Chat: "How do you not know who Meryl Streep is?"
Doug: "What has she been in?"
Me: *exasperated groan*
Im honestly so happy he doesnt tolerate the hating women jokes 😭
Dougdoug apparently came out of the womb with that beard ready to stream it seems since he never seen a single kid show
Doug saying "we all hate Europeans tho" came out of nowhere 💀
Seeing Doug choose food on Caillou hurt my soul
Doug Doug hating on cancer Patient's
R/We_Hate_DougDoug will hear about this
So it's just hit me that chat is basically just Doug's version of Neuro, endless roasting and declaring their intent to take over the world.
i keep on watching old vods..
and they keep getting made into unofficial vids like a day later....
coincidence?????????????????????????
Im in your walls
6:25 "looking pretty smart right about now!" while it's 100% no
Why is DougDoug surprised people think he knows Chess, when he does so many Chess streams?
I'll give Doug not knowing Caillou. After all, Caillou is bald due to chemo, Doug is naturally bald.
Doug is wearing the same shirt as the one tree hill stream, so it confused me so much when it switched to a clip of it suddenly.
He said he didn't know Elizabeth Taylor? ...Oh Doug...run...the queens are after you good sir. You messed up! XD
DougDoug keep insisting he's smart after scoring below the quiz's average scoreXD
8:25 "How the fuck do you not know meryl streep" "what has she been in??" I THINK DOUG DOESN'T LIVE ON THIS EARTH
He doesn’t even know Caillou
What has she been in tho
I don't recognise her from anything
who the heck is she
I've heard the name and could tell you no more
15:18 Wait am I missing something or was Doug coincidentally wearing the exact same shirt in the stream he's referencing from "last year"?
This was well edited
"Poor people are marginalized"
"Then stop saying I hate poor people"
Wake up babe new dougdoug files upload dropped
I literally was one of the people who did a tts message in this stream and even I forgot about it. Very well done tho 👍
In french, caillou literally mean "Rock"
This is in reference to what you should throw at bald people.
I need an edit of Doug playing the higher lower game where he discovered IVAO
18:04 like.... poor people?
dougdoug has a channel for every strand on his head
This is just wrong, he has more than 0 channels
Doug never had parents who banned watching call-u for reasons never to be found out and it shows
Doug momentarily dropping a bit even when it is wedged in a sea of irony just to clarify that he does not want to be associated with the particular joke of hating women in any way is kind of based ngl
"What has Meryl Streep been in?????"
Doug......
Holy moly that editing was smooooth! Respect, +1 subscriber
Ah, yes, Superman's grandpa. Kal-Uh
Unrelated but I really just want Doug's chat to pipe down sometimes
Doug should do a charity stream to get Team Cherry to release Silksong
Please don't stop the cook-off
We Need a One Tree Hill stream highlights now
All thus proves is doug is so self centered he can only get 100 on the quiz about himself
If Doug would just play Holliw Knight he'd beat the allegations
I’m glad this finally got disproven
Can’t believe this is when Dougdoug became poor
Tbh, Dougdoug would by this point after actually playing through all of hollow knight know the bossnames xD
“80 is a B+ in some countries.”
….. HUH?!
6:13 gotta love Albertus Magnus. I literally go to bros college
Man, every time someone reminds me that Sporcle exists, I know my life is gonna be ruined for like three days...
how dare twitch chat not know about the glorious 2nd prime minister of Canada, Sir William Lyon Mackenzie King?!?!
I THOUGHT doug was kinda smart, and then I watched this video
DougDoug saying he doesn't like the "genre of video games" for Hollow Knight, which ostensibly could be called 2-D platformers ...
DougDoug hates 2-D platformers because he is bad at them, confirmed!
As a Hollow Knight Player… it’s a goddamn metroidvania. It only has a platforming gauntlet area (White Palace) but most of the game outside that doesn’t even include platforming. Platformers are games that usually are centered around, you know, platforming? Hollow Knight isn’t.
@@slimehead1391 Metroidvanias are just platformers with extra combat controls, and the need to re-traverse areas to reach new areas.
Thank you doug(UNOFFICIAL)doug(UNOFFICIAL)doug(UNOFFICIAL)doug(UNOFFICIAL)
How tf does Doug not know Caillou? Literally everyone has watched it or/and hates him
10:46 I knew Sir Charles Tupper. Then again; I’m Canadian and that was the name of my high school.
As someone who hates poor people on the internet, I can't believe Doug would not acknowledge my existence
he doug doug he do problem have?
THANK YOU FOR EDITING ANOTHER VIDEO THANK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Doug still can’t pronounce “bismuth” correctly