I'm about the same build as this guy just a bit less muscle and all it takes is a 15oz steak with a side of fries to fill me up This dude is insanely impressive
TheCrystalNote17 I was typing. Does that mean iam a chicken 🐓 has not madero is this day I have a good time to go get ya guys and get some sleep and I have a good night at ya bro lol ya
@@weebo113 I usually do when I eat a breakfast sandwich. But when I make my own (as opposed to take out) I make 2 eggs. So 1 egg is bullshit. Maybe I'll start asking for 2 in the drive thru
Wow you were wrong on all points. First of all that joke is way too obvious and not funny. Second of all people are scared of cholesterol and it hurts them. A tip, don't write to people if you have no clue what you are talking about little buddy.
Ur mom is crazy. 4 eggs for a woman is a reasonable meal. My boyfriend eats 2 omelettes for breakfast, how are you gonna gain muscle and maintain a healthy weight if you eat only 2 eggs bruh
Matt:*Walks into store* Matt: *grabs megaphone* Matt: you have 5 minutes before I clear the shelves after that you will never know when you will eat again
*weren't born yet because the eggs have been fertilized so the chickens weren't born. And even if I smelled scrambled eggs I would throw up that's how deadly they are to me
Doctors: Breakfast is the most important meal of the day
Matt stonie: *noted*
😂😭
🤣🤣
🤣🤣
😆🤣
Ruined it haha
The good old days when someone could sneeze and cough without being suspected for corona
Cough*
Ikr
I hope he didn’t sneeze on the eggs
@@PaperCircle hes not even asian Bitch
@@jerry4325 how do you onow
Matt: *eats 50 eggs
Grandma: do you want more?
Haha:D
So true
Lol
Fuck. Now i miss my grandma
@@ロヲヲモタで f
Matt is everything a grandma wants in a grandchild.
Yooo💀😂
food = stronk
broooo this is such an original comment how did you think of it
@Anime_Xura You are a genius person!
@Anime_Xura thank you for shutting him up
🐔: Lays egg for 60 days
Matt: Eats it in 6 minutes
🐔: Am i a joke to you
Egg wasted... 😂💞
Sushant Neupane 😂😂😂😂😂😂
That is called a chicken
Hahaha😆😅
Sushant Neupane that is funny😂
Matt's mom: what happened to all the eggs?
Matt: I had breakfast.
ZomB_0126 try playing last day rules survival it might get u a thousands subscribers bro seriously
Clarence Portillo tnx
Tnx I might look into it and maybe even get it I’ll think about it
ZomB_0126 advertising isn’t getting you subs, sorry man.
Adam it is doe
This is the food the mom makes in the movies and the kid just grabs a piece of toast for breakfast
Huh
Wait
OHHHH
I KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN NOW
I accidentally put an I instead of y
I definitely feel like he coulda went faster if he just used his hands instead of a fork
I would have a heart attack tho
At first that’s what I thought he was gonna do
😒
Yeah that's what he should have done. I never eat eggs with anything other than my hands
that’s what she said
3:32 I miss the time when you can just do that
xD
and when nobody really cared when u did that
😂😂😂😂
Youdedend X looooool
Dude, same
Matt’s mom: “honey, u made breakfast for the whole family? This is way too much.”
Matt: “no, this is all for me.”
This made me smile
Lol that actually made me laugh a bit. Best comment on this vid lol
This made me laugh for 4 seconds then I smiled for 2.5 seconds
LOL
Matts mom: *Stocks up on eggs for quarantine*
Matt: pull out your camera, im gonna destroy these eggs
Teacher: What did you eat today guys?
Me: Cornflakes
Matt: 50 eggs
P1ry not funny go away
@@cashboiii3980 😂👌🏼
Hah
@@cashboiii3980 go away fortnite kid
Daniel michajlik tbh I don’t know how to change it plz help I don’t like fortnite anymore
I love it when he takes a bite, and more food falls out of his mouth than he puts in.
Matt: “I need a spoon”
*grabs shovel*
Shovel?
You do know he is gonna eat dirt with it SO DUMB
Matt: "I need a fork"
*PULLS OUT A FRICKING PITCH FORK*
He is going to uncle buck it. Anyone anyone? ?
@@AKLM2001 You do know that its a JOKE -DumbA$$-
This guy would eat a farm in 1 hour.
Including all the chicken 😂
LOL
Nah only like a minute?
OMG HAHAHAHA 😂
HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA
As a kid this is how I imagined Rich people have their foods
In giant volumes
Me too
Hahahahahaha, well Others Just Tend To really Love Food...
ikrama Omar they often do in movies/tv, and take one bite, sip of juice then leave the table 😜
@@rightknowledgeman I know right!! And I am like and the food? If you don't want it I'll be glad to take it 😅
ikrama Omar if they are fat and rich, then ur right
You're making the mother of all omelets here, Jack!
Can't fret over every egg.
Nanomachines, son!
They harden in response to physical trauma!
God, his farts after this must've been thinned out the ozone layer even further.
Just Some Guy without a Mustache you’re still alive
I died lmao
hi big bro
I’m Dead 😵 💨
Just Some Guy without a Mustache BRO HOW ARE YOU ON EVERY VIDEO I WATCH
Me: **cooks 3 eggs**
Mom: Why are you wasting so much eggs?
Underrated
Kim Engay grammatical mistake it should be many
@@Mike24373.s stop it.
Michael Shete lol look mom!!! grammatical error!!!!! hahahahaha idiot!!!!!
Me too
Mother : how many eggs do you want to eat?
Matt : yes
@The Legend of Texas then what are gonna be his comment? Some avengers dont spoil type of shit?
Antman goes up Thanos butt
Uyou
What do you mean by yes
@@alexfromyt9047 I just watched it and am not fine.
No one wanted to say bless you to the camera man.... bless you bro
I’m not that hungry, just a little breakfast ok?
Mom: ok honey
Also mom:
But ur turkey
That mom would be the best mom.
😴😴
Grandma more tbh
Türkler +1
“HowToBasic has sent you a friend request”
i love u
😂😂😂
@@sujaylad4638 he's referring to the guy who sent the comment because his joke was good, not irl, dumbass.
Lmao
@Sqxare oh yeah, you're totally right. Gacha and tiktok made them stupid as hell.
I can hear Gordon Ramsay shouting “it’s drrryyy”!
Yeah looks very dry
Slash Matt Stonie
ITS OVER COOKED
@@scorpionjimmy8734 yup and burnt on the bottom bc he didn’t scramble it enough to keep the layers rotating
The cooking 50 Raw eggs
Eating the mother of all omelettes here Jack! Can't fret over every egg!
not when your digesting the yolke right
@@d00mrunn3r6What do you know about the yolk!
@@yusmet you weren't cracked a yolke
Armstrong!!
shut the fuck up it's not your turn for you mgr toddlers to ruin the comment section
Doctor: you have Matt Stonie.
Cholesterol: oh no! how long i can live?!
lndra Uchiha stop... just stop
@@Luca-rb2uw uuuhhh...whyy
@@miloradpopovic4382 stop, please, just stop
@@noleasmifotodeperfiil why idiots
@@miloradpopovic4382 Ikr.
In Matt's house, his bathroom is considered as the living room
Matt must sit on the toilet all night.
So much dairy
😂
Ow you got me
So true 😂😂🤣
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The camera man is just hilarious. Legit sneezes and gets paid for his amazing recording skills
Hes just a friend of the family. The camera is on a tripod. Hes Morgan lol
I'd love to go back to me that you are not in the best way 🙂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😜😂🙂😂😂😜😜😜😜😜😂
Normal people: 70% water
Matt: 70% omelet
Lol
Nice
Lol
Matt stonie
Is now
A egg god
😂👍👌
Matt Stonie: *Goes to the supermarket*
Worker: Ah, Shit here we go again.
I’m a kid
Jojo DG i dont care
Ok you don’t have to
Panda thank your for that. My head was hurting this made me laugh with joy, now my headache is better
Matt Stonie should be HowToBasic
The little faces on the egg yolks never fail to make me smile. 😭
Why you crying
it’s tears of joy u guys
Fool 🤬🤣
@@stunseed7927 that’s the laugh emoji now we don’t use it as crying😌
My eggs will make you smile
Rip those 50 chickens who gave their life for a youtube video
Just imagine if there is one bad egg all the eggs goes to waste
ew
na just get a diarrhea
Same thing i was thinking 😆
Mix fruit Platter - ruclips.net/video/ciGERw7gJ4M/видео.html good for health
☝️☝️☝️☝️☝️
IGNORE THIS BOT!!
Matt: Time for a challenge
Metabolism: ah shit here we go again
Lol
Nah more like
Metabolism: Yaawwwn
😂😂😂😂😂
HAHAHA XD
😂😂i love u
Legend has it the toilet commited suicide the next day.
it couldn't take the abuse anymore... 😂 😂 😂
Lame in this channel..
Many of my fellow brothers have commit suicide
I cracked up reading this😂😂😂😂😂
@@chipoltetoilet2361 sorry for your loss.......🤣
This was way back when Matt used a fork...
*HowToBasic has left the Chat*
*I'm be back! (Taking a revenge)*
Hahahah
Oml
XDD
I just made a reference about howtobasic too...
Great minds think alike
Stonie: *Eats 50 eggs*
Cholesterol: “Am I a joke to you?”
It is for him
Waiting for this
*Pumps blood through arteries aggressively*
Eggs are high in cholesterol they don't actually raise cholesterol
Eggs dont raise cholesterol
the legend says that this man stayed farting for 600 years
this mans body is scientifically amazing. to be able to process all these amounts of food.
I'm about the same build as this guy just a bit less muscle and all it takes is a 15oz steak with a side of fries to fill me up
This dude is insanely impressive
@@wigeon1 it takes me a spoonful of yogurt and a candy bar to fill me up. lol.
*Several chickens are typing...*
*Matt* *Stonie* *entered* *the* *chat*
*Eggs left the chat*
@@nanospace2389 but eggs we eat are just chicken period, not their babies
Ya
TheCrystalNote17 I was typing. Does that mean iam a chicken 🐓 has not madero is this day I have a good time to go get ya guys and get some sleep and I have a good night at ya bro lol ya
Only 3,550% of your daily cholesterol
But it's a "Cheat Day"!. 😉😉😂😂😂😂😂
Your Problems Aren't Mine! Calm down with the emojis fucking hell
Earth is closed , get lost squidward
@@uchihaitachi9369 That one line had me rolling on the floor laughing!. 😂😂😂
3.6, not great not terrible
Every time Morgan counts down it reminds me of Freddie from Icarly 😂😂
It's 1 a.m., and im watching someone eat 50 scrambled eggs.
What am i doing with my life
dude literally ate the amount of eggs i have saved for quarantine like it is nothing. . . . .
Lol
50 eggs are like 5000kcal at best
tap water 3500
@J.Ahamed I play pubg too I'm pakistani I'd 5454554429
It would be faster if you used the spoon earlier
Or just his hands...
What wat r u calling about mam
I use ✋
*organs have left the chat*
*constipation has entered the chat*
Arthur Adams LMAO has entered the chat
hahahahahahahah sooo original
Mnirn sarcasm?
H
Most lovely boy according to everyone’s grandmother.🥰
Everyone talkin bout his eating skills... but no one talkin bout his cooking skills 😔
Those eggs r burnt af
He cooked eggs like almost everyone knows how to cook them
Yup
You clearly cant cook for jack shit
You know,it's really easy to cook "eggs" so...
And I thought 4 eggs was a lot! Wow
Same
I can eat 6 and feel like I’m gunna puke
@@smiley52270 I always eat 6 eggs and after that im not even full
Trick is to eat 4 eggs with a lot of rice. But add fish sauce instead of salt
Y'all wild, I eat 8 eggs for breakfast everyday lol
No one:
My brain at 3am: hEy dO yOu wAnT sOmE eGgS?
How old are you
Swear to god it’s 5:40 right now and I’m learning to make eggs😂
When kids comment on yt
Hopex IceMods sounds like something a kid would say
@@gg-hi5hr r/youngpeople
YOU eating scrambled eggs: delicous
Me: Hungry☹️
Matt: Eats 50 eggs
Cholesterol: I've got you now
Your guts produce like 5000 mg of cholesterol each day so...
Eggs dont raise bad nor good cholesterol
Eggs has a good type of cholesterol if you eat 3-4 a day, but 50?????
Cholesterol is the result of insulin not eating fat
@@szymonsobolewski9329 sarcasm?
@@Odzky1990 You guys act like If he eats all this and just sit and sleep all day lol he workout and exercise hours every day
I can imagine his mom saying in the morning how many eggs 1 or 2
Matt: yeah I’ll take 50 please
Thanks for the likes
Swagminigamer simard who the fuck eats one egg
@@weebo113 I usually do when I eat a breakfast sandwich. But when I make my own (as opposed to take out) I make 2 eggs. So 1 egg is bullshit. Maybe I'll start asking for 2 in the drive thru
TheWalkingRed I need at least 3 eggs and 1 piece of bread
Weebo skinny people that look like toothpicks do
who the fuck eats a single scrambled egg?!
Doctor : Adults should atleast eat only 1-3 eggs a day
Matt : oh yah .... Great
Nice grammar
At least and only... dont work together.
Claus Schenk Graf von Stauffenberg next time correct it so we can understand why it is wrong. Love from not a native speaker.
Lol.
@@Qmaasol nerd
Shouldve just bought like 5 ostrich eggs buy good video man i love your videos!
Them: do you like scrambled eggs?
Matt: *50*
? You make no sense
That was bad
Buzz Cubing it was very bad
@@ayden8966 thats the joke 🤦♂️
Hydro Reviews oh yeah saying 50 is the joke
He isn’t scared of cholesterol
Cholesterol is scared of him!
No one should be. The bad cholesterol doesn't come from things like eggs anyway, ever.
Victor Wallin Come on man, get a life and learn to take a joke, like stop being serious 24/7
Wow you were wrong on all points. First of all that joke is way too obvious and not funny. Second of all people are scared of cholesterol and it hurts them. A tip, don't write to people if you have no clue what you are talking about little buddy.
@@Rpgreat you are right bro
Victor Wallin bro come on and don’t be a little nerd all the time,grow up and learn to take jokes
5:00 missed opportunity for a "challenge eggcepted"
Underrated lol
Hi
Eggsactly
Eggcellent
Thats eegstremely hard
Grandmother talked: "you don't eat more than two eggs a day"
Matt Stonie: "I eating 50 eggs in 6:16:09 minutes" 😂❤️
Camera man: This was eggsellent I can't eggspress how proud I am
Me: isn't he eggshausted
You have to keep in mind that Matt has a lot of eggspericence
This yoke was really funny..get it yoke..joke I need friends
I dont know why hes not fat
Bastard shit
Plz stop egging me with your egg puns. Lol
Am i the only one who finds the evil egg cute
Dylano Mahn nope
Nope 😂
Your not alone :3
I know I'm 3 years late, but I like to add parmesan cheese while whisking and it tastes pretty good in the end
ok
I'm 3 years late too
You're here finally I have been waiting for a 3 years for this
@@alphastarkeeper1697 😆😆
True
50% video: asmr of him cooking it
25% video: him liking it
25% video: ASMR
HowToBasic is raging
True lmao
@@ahnafahmed4356 why did you not choose nigward
@@firelizard3236 people kept reporting my account
@@ahnafahmed4356 that's just sad
@@firelizard3236 ikr
*CHOLESTEROL HAS JOINED THE CHAT*
Research says that cholesterol in eggs are not harmful , they don't affect cardiovascular health. Google it
YOUR PROFILE PICTURE MOVES??1??1?
@@dhnsh1843 Whatever helps you sleep at night
Velocerbate that was kinda rude 🥺
Brewster Team ikr it hurts my feelings 😭
Teacher: No eating in class
Back of the class:
Meme searches Bybyfytfttfttftfcftfgfftfy very nice stolen comment from another video :))))
Random Stuff On Posting Insert Memes but the joke still applies to the video
HYUCK HYUCK HYUCK SO FAWNY!!!! REELY MADE ME LAF! KEEP UP THE NICE JOKES! NEVER SEEN THAT 1 BEEFORE ON ANY OTHER MATT STONIE VIDIOS KECKLEKECKLEKECKLE
Craassbur lol
Random Stuff On Posting Insert Memes No ones give a shit
No one:
A bodybuilder’s average breakfast:
That's why he's so healthy because of that green onions
😂
🤣
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
😂
😂
How is this man so skinny tho. I’ll eat an ice cube and gain 10 pounds
Queen Kyla why u gotta exaggerate like that
BRUH SAME!!!
Nhia Yang coz it be like that
High metabolism or he exercises
You fat as fuck
when your mom says you need more protein:
This dude's kids will never be hungry
Asian parents: eating more than 2 eggs a day makes you dumb
Matt: that’s a joke right?
It just rises colesterol
They probably ate 3 eggs this morning to say that
@@quatzar7262 no
@@quatzar7262 fake news
@@quatzar7262 You are fake news
My mom says that three eggs is too much for one person. I showed her this video and she hasnt told me that since
Ur mom is crazy. 4 eggs for a woman is a reasonable meal.
My boyfriend eats 2 omelettes for breakfast, how are you gonna gain muscle and maintain a healthy weight if you eat only 2 eggs bruh
Eating more than 3 eggs a day consistently can increase cholesterol
Aeshma lmao some ppl don’t want to maintain weight they want to lose it
Eggs are great
Abi_Smith egg whites
Matt:*Walks into store*
Matt: *grabs megaphone*
Matt: you have 5 minutes before I clear the shelves after that you will never know when you will eat again
xD man I was gonna put that 😂😂😂
Why am i laughing at this
Lol I'm dying
R.I.P Egg That survived for more that 10 seconds 2017-2017
“When I was a lad, I ate 4 dozen eggs every morning to help me get large...”
“And now that I’m grown I eat five dozen eggs”
How is there not more love for these comments lol
"And now that I'm grown I'm roughly the size of a BAAAARGE"
Yes sur
No one fights like Gaston
Douses lights like Gaston
In a wrestling match nobody bites like Gaston
Me: what is that for a family reunion
Him: ??? This is breakfast
Matt’s mom” Hey mom Matt’s coming over for breakfast “
Matt’s grandma” why do I hear boss music?”
Jessica Conner what?
Grandma's never feel boss music. It is the mother who would be worried, grandma's not stop cooking and Matt's non stop eating
That’s a great comment haha 🙌🙌
This might sound a little demanding but if you can I’m really trying to grow my channel and it would be nice if you could subscribe
Matt's grandma : "Finally, a worthy opponent."
HowToBasic is proud of you
Matt Stonie: Eats 50 Scrambled Eggs
HowToBasic: Interesting
Lol
Lmfaoooo 😂😂😂😂
Lol HAHAHHAAHHA
Hahaha
@@vinnn9731 HEY MOBILE LEGENDS PLAYER
How to basic is very proud of you
Lmao
Happy Puppy lol true
Happy Puppy eggs are his stuff
Nah he's not proud of him eating it he loves it when he throw it
*How to basic joined the chat*
Wdym he is how to basic😉
I was going to comment that!!!
but great job :)
edit: I liked your comment
Lol
Magyar vagy láccik hogy az bagy
@@progamer-jo8qo magyarok mindenhol
The other day I ate 2 dozen scrambled eggs for dinner and I felt like my stomachs was gonna pop. This dude is insane!
Why... Why did you eat 2 DOZEN eggs lmfao how big are you!?
I can only eat 4 eggs at a time now a days and eggs are my favorite food haha
@@aliasanew3398 i can eat 6 eggs and eggs are my least favorite food
@@hfhf4u Good on u fam
@@aliasanew3398 egg is the cheapest protien source here you can get 5 eggs for 1 $
That's like an entire family of chickens including the ancestors lol
Matt: fuck em'
***Adds butter Spray, Milk, Pepper, Cheese, and Green Onions***
I'm Mexican af the only thing I put in eggs is salt
Emmanuel Garcia boi same
But im phil
Lmao thought that was normal I thought only white people did that
i dont think ethnicity has anything to do with what you put in your eggs.
@@tobiaslopez4501 😂😂😂😂🙉🙉😉😉
Morgan: *sneeze*
Me: Looks at the date the video was uploaded
you mean morgan...Your really new to this
Or is gf im assuming
@@MichaelMathewelnathan I didn't know his friend's name, so...
I did that haha lol.😂
Me too bro
Gordon Ramsey would be screaming! Eggs murder😂😂😂😂
When you kept cracking the eggs it literally reminded me of HowtoBasic you know.
Jake Paul Is Cancer your nickname is disgusting. No one should be called a cancer. Fucking disgusting you arr
ilhem shajiri man if you get Butthurt this easily then both you and Jake Paul are cancer to both the internet and society
Tenzin Chogyal lol, who says it gets it
Jake Paul Is Cancer I Fucking Love Your User Name
And idubbbz
This morning after eating 3 scrambled eggs i got nauseous
I usually eat one scrambled egg, soo ;D
lucien helheim hahah
I eat like 6 but this is too much. Not to mention I felt like throwing up before watching this
I usually eat 2 scrambled eggs with some sausages and i'm full and i'm a big guy
Depends on your health i can handle more than 5 TO GET THAT PROTEIN BABBBYYYY
Several organs are typing...
LMAO
Kidney : Matt buddy you are pushing the limits
Butthole: Please Leave me
stomach: oh lord...
Kidney 2:I'm bout to pass bruh STOP EATING THESE KINDS OF SHIT
50 chickens died for this video
*weren't born yet because the eggs have been fertilized so the chickens weren't born. And even if I smelled scrambled eggs I would throw up that's how deadly they are to me
bro thinks he smart
6:05 Careful with that hand movements
Lol
Lmao
that's look like "quay tay"
Wow
🤣🤣🤣
Matt: cooks 50 eggs
HowtoBasic: *Finally, someone to friend*
Edit: THANKS FOR 1K LIKES!!
He ll throw those eggs not eat em
@@jenajelema I know 😀👍
Maybe Matt eats them 😂😂
Hahahaha😂😂😂😂
Lmao
*Cholesterol wants to know your location*
Jonathan Sagarminaga fr lol
*I know right*
Jonathan Sagarminaga It was proven wrong that eating eggs lets your cholesterol rise.
Roy Gravelili. Sorry, English is not my native language.
@Roy Gravelili. not everyone is american. chill your titties bro
Matt stonie should be rewarded by an Guinness world record ❤😂😢
Gordom Ramsay is shaking in his lamb sauce
Thank god someone said it.
hobis snakeu infires me but without jams lol
😁❤
hobis snakeu infires me but without jams omg finally a bangtan fan JHOOOOOOOOOPPPPEEE
hobis snakeu infires me but without jams i did not expect to find you here.
i feel bad for his toilet after this video
D4N73 YT He actually needs to vomit it all out
Lol XD
EggNBacon why tho??
Naïcha St-fleur U really think a human can handle all that food in their stomach
EggNBacon oh HELL NO U ARE DAMN RIGHT
Matt: Adds onions, cheese n crap
Me: Salt. Done.
I add ketchup to scrambled eggs
I add PoTatOs
Cuz ur white u only have salt in it
Not h that’s racist you know
@@suleman.274 lets not be racist here