I AM THE RULER OF EVERYTHING

do you like how i dance
i got zirconium pants
consequential enough to slip you into a trance
do you like how i walk
do you like how i talk
do you like how my face disintegrates into chalk
i have a wonderful wife
i have a powerful job
she criticizes me for being egocentric (🎅 🎅 🎅)
you practice your mannerisms into the wall
if this mirror were clearer I'd be standing so tall
i saw you slobber over clovers on the side of the hill
i was observing the birds
circle in for the kill
I've been you i know you
your facade is a scam
you know you're making me cry
this is the way that i am
I've been living a lie
a metamorphical scheme
detective undercover brotherhood
objective obscene
oh, no, no, oh yeah
(Song is ruler of everything by tally hall)