Excuse Me Ma'am!
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- Опубликовано: 7 апр 2022
- Featuring @mollygarcia
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Who are you and how did you get this video of me?! Are you the person who has been picking through my trash at night!? Stop leaving notes on my trash can with requests of what you want me to throw out next!
Drones
That wasn't Joel, that was me. Sorry...
Molly how is your ex-boyfriend watching Spider-Man on Disney+ what kind of alternate universe is he living in
One Molly's trash is another man's treasure.
@@ParzivalTheThird He's living in a different timeline right now.
The first real indication something was wrong is when he used 'scoush' to describe how far the window was rolled down. Absolutely insaneo style behaviour
"Scoche" is a perfectly appropriate measurement of distance
@@unforgiven_91 Approximately 2.481 times the size of a smidge.
@@unforgiven_91 oh yeah, well scoush was Ted Bundy's favorite descriptor of distance, so I think that tells us everything we need to know
commonly used term in construction
ted bundy spoke american english. coincidence?
It's like groundhog day but he never learns
this is the best comment so far
sound like SHE is the one not learning. After 100+ times, she should understand that resistance is futile
tbh this is like the mid point of groundhog day that they skip over that almost certainly did happen but is too uncomfortable to portray
@@Raph584 Well since she has short-term memory loss, it's always the first time for her
My life is like _Groundhog Day,_ except where the guy isn't even interested in the first place.
You guys watched 50 first dates together and came up with this skit. I remember because Molly laughed at the scene where Adam Sandler gets knocked out and Joel spilled his popcorn, great times!
This is eerily similar to the video.
@@drdank9013
your username should be Dr obvious
@@Oscar4u69 GOT EM
This thread is amazing
You must have spent a fortune on your hyper cardioid microphone, because I could hear the popcorn squeak as Joel chewed it. Pity it got stolen from your car when you followed Molly and Joel to the beach.
2:53 If he has done this about 150 times and his game is still this weak, then I fear for his future prospects.
This guy ain't ever leaving Punxsutawney....
Well, if he gets a do-over every single day, sometimes he will just ham it up and go off the deep end, right?
Stop from getting bored :)
Natural selection, hard at work to keep us all safe
You're new here aren't you? Lol this guy's persona STAYS having zero game
Maybe he did have game but found it just as ineffective? So now he just... Does this.
This gets progressively scarier and creepier. The acting is top notch.
The funny thing for me is how it gets so outlandish it almost kind of comes out the other end and becomes normal again.
WARNING I am the unprettiest human YTer worldwide. Take the hint, dear v
i love this guy's work.
Acting?
You say creepy I say romantic
once again Joel shows off his brillliant interpersonal skills. we could all learn a thing or two. thanks Joel!
Why are u not verified yet😪
Hello Mr. Carrying Thing. Another incredible comment, as always.
Nothing beats the worm
Collab please
Is this the new Morbius movie?
The best thing about this film is you can keep watching it over and over again and it’s just continuing the story.
That's smart. You are smart.
@@qwqwqwqw99 I try.
2:51 kinda ruins your thesis 🤷♂ I mean duh...there will come a time when they have done it more than about 150 times 😏
Hey man I've been watching the story for 10 hours straight, when can I get to the end?
"even if you don't want to be my boyfriend, I would be glad to be your dad" absolutely Insaneo style quote
If he can't have her, he can at least try to get the mom.
They do call eachother dads don't they?
The synchronous, "I know that's a wig" really confirmed the fact that he has had this interaction before. Dang
Yeah it makes me think that maybe she does have memory problems and Joel's character is there to watch over her
I see you can read between the lines. Good job.
Nah I think he wears the wig so that there's an obvious line he can catch just quick enough to say it at the same time. Notice how he starts just a little late
Thank you for explaining the joke, maybe you could walk us thru the whole thing.
@@RainmanCT You're welcome bro
Joel and Molly make a great sketch team, perfectly awkward chemistry and timing.
They're great together. Great individually, but together just adds another level
Absolutely
@@TheFos88 Are they dating you think?
@@DavidWGoode Don't know, but I think that would be awesome if they were.
@@TheFos88 i hope so, so i can break them up and turn joel bisexual
I'd let him be my dad he sounds very responsible
I love lamp
Following Molly's skits and seeing her as the normal person in a Joel's skit is pure bliss
the straight man
But she knew it was a wig so she had to have been following him the whole time too. They followed each other.
@@csguy3223 Nah, that's probably her typical conversation ender with him. After 150 times hearing it, it's expected.
Fun fact: The Spider-Man movies aren't even on Disney+! Clearly this was an intentional error to inform us that this guy's guy isn't as reliable as he thinks he is. Great little detail, Joel!
This video is set in the near future when No Way Home is on Disney+. You can tell by the way Joel's character is dressed.
I went to check thinking I had missed a release date and was slightly disappointed. Still worth it though
@@marcosm1223 he got me too
@@lukeshioshio This is my head canon now
I got exited, I checked, I was Disappointed, I felt betrayed. I left a like. Joel = funny.
Another certified hood classic
This actually happened to my family. We were on a hike, and on the way back some group were like "is ____ your car? The window was open and your wallet was in plain sight. I went ahead and hid it under the dash, and I may have eaten some of your almonds."
Sure enough, we get back, and some of my mom's almonds were missing?!?
Like, who just steals someone's almonds as payment for hiding their wallet from thieves???
"I just want you to know, I had the opportunity to steal your wallet, but I resisted that temptation. I rewarded myself for that noble decision with some of your almonds. You're welcome."
to be fair, if i were helping someone by hiding their valuables in their open car and they also had almonds, i don't think i would have been able to resist taking a few almonds, either.
A hero
Almond thieves.
You’re acting like they were the weird ones, but you were the one that went hiking and left your car window down and wallet in plain sight, and didn’t bring your almonds on the trail.
I'm so confused by Joel's humor and I'm so glad that it exists.
I was wondering why Joel would blow his cover over a cracked window, but there was an explanation for that too! He’s running a real tight ship here, I apologize for doubting for even a moment.
Yep, good he didn't blow his load
he fires all of chekhov's guns while infusing it with his own insaneo style - what a legend
Love she's reading 'Antkind'. It's the little details that set Joel's videos apart from his peers.
His comedy does often feel Kaufmanesque
This seems perfectly legit to me.
In fact this is almost exactly how I met my first wife, or more precisely how I will meet her in a few weeks when she's taking her dog for their daily walk in the park.
So how'd it go? You married yet?
@@LoyalDeathEater Turns out the dog took a disliking to me, so it's all off😋
@Funk Cult ya got bit didn't you? It seems women don't appreciate you learning all about them before you introduce yourself
*Rock Smash*…”S’cuse me ma’am!?” - there is no better opening
Lol did anyone else notice she said she'll roll the window down when it was meant to be rolled up
It's almost disorienting to watch Molly play the straight man in a comedy sketch.
I keep expecting her to drop an absurd non-sequitor about animals or substandard employment opportunities.
The way you recontextualized everything really made this video golden.
The fact that Molly isn't even bothered by the sync up in the end feels multifaceted
Off topic, but Charlie has used "insaneo style" several times now in his videos and it brings a tear to my eye.
Donut Media has used it too!
If Joel's character really wanted to get this young lady's attention, he should've tried lying prostrate on the ground like a worm.
Joel is a fashion icon
FASHION CHECKLIST
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☑ Purple pants
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Boof shneef
Man. This skit started out hilarious, got creepy, then ended in a sad way. Such an emotional rollercoaster in just 3 minutes
Molly and Joel are hilarious
When your FBI agent has a crush on you
I think he wears the wig to get the response to prove she has short term memory loss
I am 100% here for the fiendish era of Joel Haver
"Even if I can’t be your boyfriend, I’d be honored to be your dad." (Self-satisfied smile)
my fav part
What's funny is Joel told me this is actually how he and Molly met.
This feels like a Studio C sketch with the hyperactive energy
More molly! Nice work Joel.
love molly she should be in everything forever.
Joel and Molly are such a great combo. Seriously good little sketch!
I like how he turned from some nice guy to a KGB agent
What a considerate and caring guy. So civic minded.
Your sense of humor is so cool and clever, love your stuff
This is just insaneo style right now.
They are both incredibly beautiful people
I knew this video was coming, my guy told me.
The subtle undercurrents of chaos Joel and Molly both bring makes for such bizarre, brilliant video
Joel's videos make me feel things I've never felt before.
It’s like Groundhog Day meets The Notebook meets Truman Show meets 1984 ...
Shut up mom a new Joel Haver video just dropped
How can I get a guy like this? Well, maybe not EXACTLY like this guy. I have a terrible short-term memory. It's my dream to have someone keep track of my every move.
the pacing of these videos are fantastic. 90 seconds in and I feel like a whole arc was completed lmao
She forgot her polaroid picture of Joel with a note saying "Don't believe his lies".
This one was totally insaneo style man
I got distracted by the happy dogs in the background. Great vid Joel and Molly!
I can't believe you got Yung Gravy to star in your latest short film! congrats joel!
Molly rollin down her car window when drizzle comes. Just bananas
That endding with Joel going oww and that look over her shoulder.
This stuff right here is exactly why I continue watching Joel's videos.
You brought social awkardness to the level of genius hilariousity. I love it man this is next level
the music on this makes it less creepy and more inspiring for some reason
This video is insaneo style.
Ok that's gotta be one of my favorites. Pure Art
Absolutely incredible chemistry and acting between the two of you!
At least he's respectful enough to call her ma'am
this is exactly like my stalker but much more tolerable, and down right charming.
My first indication that there was something sus about this guy was when he said her boyfriend was watching Spiderman No Way Home on Disney +, because Spiderman No Way Home isn't even available on Disney +. Other than that he seemed like a cool dude not sure what her problem was.
Started silly, ended very creepy. Well done Joel
The score of this film touched my soul
Where Are You Going, Where Have You Been? vibes and I love it
I didnt stop laughing since the sideview bungled up. But no way home isnt out on Disney+, you made me check
Hahaha. 😂 the ending when he impersonated Adam Sandler. Lol
What a considerate guy.
Entertaining as always. 🙌🏻
*OH MY GOSH* - 2:26! "...Even if I can't be your boyfriend, I would be honored to be your dad!" is probably the best joke I've heard from a RUclipsr in at least a year (if not years)!! I laughed out loud, and I rarely do anymore! No doubt I would've laughed if I'd come up with that one - I have to say thank you, Joel! Impressive!
This funny and light video has a terrifying story and implication, bravo Joel!
Felt weird watching Molly act like a normal person.
Absolutely beautiful colors in this video!
I particularly wanted to clap hands with you for that plot twist at the end of the film. Thanks joel.
The short-term memory loss part makes this just like Memento
How you keep churning these gems is beyond me.
Bro, the wig-💀
I love Molly and Joel together 😭
Something about the cinematography really stands out to me in this video, it looks so vibrant and clear.
1:15 the guy with his dogs im the background 😂
Joel always reminds me of Joe Pera
Following online doesn't hit as hard as the real thing.
I kinda forgot this was a Joel Haver skit by the end. I was so immersed
Poor girl won't remember a thing, but Joel is there for her.
I'm sorry but this one was classic, I sent this to my friend who always paints on the beach, she's rad as hell 😅🤦♀️
I also told her that her window was down a scotch
JOEL PLEASE DO MORE VIDEOS WITH MOLLY SHE'S THE BEST, THAT'D BE INSANE-O STYLE!
150 times already? That is insaneo style levels of dedication.
He's just a misunderstood guardian Angel.
Joel, you both have really good and natural chemistry - have you ever considered becoming her dad?
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150 Worst Dates, starring Joel Haver and Molly Garcia.
Looping the video technically extends it by its entire duration
What I love the most of this video is the clean audio!
Molly does a great job in these.
At first I was like "Oh so this is gonna be a 'We all know that one guy amirite?' type of skit"
It still is
the music is so weirdly perfect
Man... this guy has some insaneo style, I wish I could be smooth like that