How I Take the Perfect Pasta Picture Every Time
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- Опубликовано: 19 дек 2021
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Snowflakes will complain about Joel's language and behavior but you can't argue with results. The man makes perfect pasta pictures every time.
Why'd you have to go and make things so complicated? I see the way you're acting like you're somebody else. Gets me frustrated. Just admit that you love the videos I make, my dear ki
nobody reply to the 2 bot replies please and especially not axxl
@@toast3374 okay but he's just called my real name
Still pretty fucked up what he did to Shelley Duvall
No “snowflakes” are arguing
What the fuck are you talking about
The acting was too good, the yelling in the corner was distressing
Yeah..."acting..."
My childhood rage came back to visit after that. Sort of made me want to beat the shit out of Joel. How fun. It’s like visiting an old friend. And having him spit in your eye.
"Acting"
I felt so bad for Dax....
Yeah, I was getting some childhood flashbacks there.
I love the "Joel is secretly an asshole" running gag
Ha.. ha ha.. 😬
it's not a secret just because you didn't know about it
My favorite touch was how many times the words “that down” were written on Brittany’s sheet 😂
Joel is a monster but he’s our monster.
Is it true Danny Duncan used u as fish bait?
Most geniuses are psychopaths, Joel included.
Don't you know the world was built with blood and genocide? And exploitation?
He can't be a monster. He's a vegetarian. Duh.
@@jacarajc Vegetarians are the biggest monsters out there, their food is still alive when they eat it!
"You think I disciplined him by accident?" What a gorgeous line. That part felt very Tarantino.
I imagine Dinero like this or Alec Baldwin.
A lot of westerns have good lines like that, not a lot of words but economic and novel ways to use them.
that part sounded like my mom.
@Besty Barnicle Alec Baldwin whoa calm down lol. It’s not like Joel shot the guy in the face at point blank range 😂
The whole bit had very Dennis Reynolds vibes
I can't believe Dax's behavior, he's lucky he got to be in this picture. Kudos to Joel for being professional.
Somehow this comedy skit is the most accurate representation of what it's like to live in an abusive household. Well done.
This is a documentary. Finally the truth is out.
I think he’s the Impasta
Aight....Imma vote u
cer spence you still doing the money grab live feeds?
@@milktea6676 That's impastable
sus
"Britney, did you write that down?"
A lot of what's written on the clipboard is "that down". 😂😂
Oooo~ Nice catch, I didn't notice that.
Chad’s brain is like soup.
“You think I disciplined him by accident!?”
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again Joel would play the most believable and terrifying angry stepdad character ever.
And I don’t mean in a comedy.
At first I thought this was going to be a normal, wholesome video about eating pasta with your friends. Turns out I was right.
I've spent years wondering why everyone refers to Joel as the Kubrick of Pasta Pictures and now I finally know.
I love how every time the camera angle switches there's less pasta in their bowls but Joel's is immaculated
I didn't even notice that haha
Joel also gets a daddy-sized portion
_i m m a c u l a t e d_
Immaculated
Can I just say as someone who has loved Dax Flame for the better portion of my life, I’m so stoked that he’s made this random comeback. After his random film cameos it felt like the Dax of old was gone but he really has found a group of creators that truly get what he’s going for and allow him a platform for his style of comedy. Big shout out to Joel for making Dax a regular, and for also continuing to push the RUclips comedy meta with basically every drop. Two living legends.
Don’t coddle him!
Now hes even intermingled with justin roiland as well, such a level up its gorgeous
how anyone can act with a straight face around joel is beyond me. i would be in tears laughing the entire time
I had heard that Joel gets a bit worked up over the spaghetti instagram pics, but he actually takes it better than I do with my family photos. Kudos.
bro on every comment section i go to there's at least 1 bot in every reply what is doing youtube right know? watching the grass grow? you made me laugh btw
@@Gab-oy1lb It has become insane. Ruins perfect comment sections
Lol
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@@Gab-oy1lb jesus fuck I've never seen so many at one time.
"And please don't eat any yet" *Spencer sweats as he's already eaten half of his pasta*
He ate the whole thing before they actually took the picture 😂
Joel was so kind to show us the behind the scenes of how he makes genius great cool content
Brittney really took her time and wrote 'that down'. I'm bawlinggg
Oh so this is what I was doing wrong! It totally slip out of my mind to gaslight and scream at all the participants in the picture,
Thanks a ton Joel!
LMFAOOOO
my mom has had this strat on lock for YEARS
3:29 Dayum, Britney's list is absolutely spot on. She wrote everything Joel wanted. She really is an accomplice to Joel's monstruous behaviour
She knows how to do her job so Joel doesn't fire her
And she even added her own little flair to it with “Chad’s brain is like soup”
I like that she wrote “that down” every time Joel said “write that down”
It's hard to find good production assistants these days; Brittany's a treasure and Joel knows it
yeah I loved that he is angry at everyone else except her
I love the fact that the pasta bowl of Spence is empty by the end XD
Joel has gone fucking insaneo style
Thank you Joel I’ve been wondering how to do this for the last 6 years!
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Yeah seems pretty easy. Barely an inconvenience!
Congrats on 666 likes, it's an honor few have
weren't you in middle school 6 years ago?
Doud shet tha fuke off
Sorry you had to deal with those 3 misbehaving. What a nightmare photo. Despite all the nonsense, you did a really great job taking the shot! Proud of you man. Hope they learned their lessons.
Lmaooo😂
No they fucking didn't because Chad had his fucking thumb up in the photo
Yeah, Dax really pissed me off in this one!!!
I’m not usually this guy, but your videos make me so happy😂
I love that! Be that happy guy!
OMG he even put his thumb back up for the pic! he really DOES fuc up!
so many hidden cameras caught this blatant abuse...Joel is a monster
i'm sorry you were cursed with bots
If Joel ever gets cancelled Imma go ahead and lose faith in humanity
@@gamerneertypingmario3669 JESUS CHRIST! There is so much bots
I'm seriously impressed by Joel's coaching skills. All that time running a cult really looks like it paid off!
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#ライブ配信の再編ありがとうです！#この日のライブ配信は、#かならりやばかったですね！１#万人を超える人が見ていたもんね（笑）#やっぱり人参最高！#まさかのカメラ切り忘れでやら1かしたのもドキドキでした！#今後は気を付けないとね5). .
!💖🖤❤#今後は気をライブ配信の再編ありがとうです！#この日のライブ配信は、#１万人を超える人が見ていたも ん（#笑）#やっぱり人参最高！#まさかのカメラ切り忘れでやら1かしたのもドキドキでした #今後は気をライブ配信の再編ありがとうです！（ #笑）#垃圾
Acting from the crew was freaking on point. Spence didn't say a word and I was completely in there with him.
Oh my god. "Write that down", and she wrote "that down"
this really adds context to the pasta scene in "Drowning in Potential". Joel asks whether there are cherry tomatoes in the pasta, but Dax doesn't answer, because he's learned that it was a test to see if Dax would try to fuck with him.
kino
The write "that down" on the piece of paper whenever he said it is an underrated joke in this
Brittany's board is full of "that down"
Lmao classic
I love the little detail that Chad and Spencer both ate all their spaghetti during the scene where Joel was yelling at dax😂
I went to his instagram to see how long he's been doing this.
2015. His first pastapic was in 2015. It took him half a year to see the light. As since febuary 2016, he posted nothing other than pasta .
This guy was playing the long game. We were made a fool.
5d pasta chess
It says "The link you followed may be broken, or the page may have been removed" for me.
I like to imagine that Joel actually wants her to write "that down". He didn't correct her when he saw it.
"We make jokes here. I'm just playing around."
- Joel Haver 2021.
This brought back memories of when my family tries to take pictures and needs to make it perfect, paired with my parents fighting over a kid who's getting in trouble.
It just gives me that exact feeling of being yelled at for practically no reason.
The part with chad maybe misbehaving had me laughing my ass off. Definetly the attitude of alot of middle managers I've worked with.
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Special Private S*X
Gaze: "Amazed"
Lips: "Sensual"
Smile: "Sweet Eror"
Body: "Colder"
Life's story is a short journey so have fun before sleeping forever
#ライブ配信の再編ありがとうです！#この日のライブ配信は、#かならりやばかったですね！１#万人を超える人が見ていたもんね（笑）#やっぱり人参最高！#まさかのカメラ切り忘れでやら1かしたのもドキドキでした！#今後は気を付けないとね5). .
!💖🖤❤#今後は気をライブ配信の再編ありがとうです！#この日のライブ配信は、#１万人を超える人が見ていたも ん（#笑）#やっぱり人参最高！#まさかのカメラ切り忘れでやら1かしたのもドキドキでした #今後は気をライブ配信の再編ありがとうです！（ #笑）#垃圾
It reminded me of a bit in 'Taskmaster' where James acaster loses it at Greg Davies and then Greg takes him to the side of the stage and disciplines him in a 'teacher friend' style
I was working at some kitchen and my coworkers were talking about not getting “in trouble” and I was like yo wtf is “trouble”. You’re adults.
If you have a manager treating you like a child tell them to fuck off to their face. It’s worth losing the job, it’s not worth your time anyway - life’s too short to be treated like shit.
@@danfontaine8179 Exactly. Maybe it was worth it back when we had job security, but these days you do everything right and still get laid off when you need work the most.
@@danfontaine8179 kitchen is always an easy spot for people to be treated like kids you’d be surprised how many people wasn’t taught anything so you have to babysit them where if they aren’t being told what to do they don’t function at work it’s sad but I can only blame parents and shit managers treating them wild
“My hair”s all cattywampus from yelling at him” that part killed me 😂😂😂😂
Been years of therapy after a childhood of pasta pics and it’s all come undone now. Took me right back to the shot with the angel hair 10 years ago. Thanks Joel…
Why is this genuinely kinda accurate to family photos
Neil Breen just smiling on the wall is the perfect icing on this cake
I guarantee this is how dinner at the Breen residence goes.
Neil Breem has produced and published several feature length films.
What have you done tough guy?
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Thank you for this comment, I would've never seen it otherwise lmao
I know. I loved that
I love how his pasta was just straight up missing when they got back from *the corner*
this is the exact personality every youth theatre director has
I'm not going to lie the "that down" joke because he keeps saying "write that down" is absolutely genius. I laughed, I cried and I lost 15 pounds watching this.
This got me good too XD
i gained 20 :(
@@egghound_flopper ate the pasta before the picture
Joel is my mom when we had to take Christmas pictures except she beat me
Fitting account name
Oh I-
U made me laugh
Optimum Pride
Same
Mad Joel was surprisingly convincing.
I like how Brittney wrote "that down" multiple times. 😂
Such a cute group of friends, I wanna eat pasta with Joel
With or off? 😏
1:26
As a long-time subscriber to this channel, I'm glad Joel's doing a departure from his usual comedy sketches. This is a welcome piece of insight into the production of his content, and how he truly is behind the scene, which I equally appreciate.
Love this comment
As a TRUE connaisseur, I have ALL the "Behind the scene"-DVDs released with his subscription "How We Got Here" collection!
Joel went Insaneo Style on everyone
When he said “stand in the corner” I got PTSD from my childhood😂😂
Does this picture taking tutorial apply to other kinds of pasta? Will this work with lasagna or carbonara?
This is very funny.
no it will not.
Ikr, thinking about adding toothpasta
FUCK NO
Yes! Just tried this method with both. 10/10 works great! You need to make some slight changes for macaroni though
I am not going to lie this is so well done I am actually feeling stressed out. Top quality content.
I could feel the Christmas spirit in the room with me.
I love how you can take something so innocent and make it incredibly harrowing. Keep up the vids bro! I love getting that new video notification from you!
You may think his methods are a bit extreme, but Instagram spaghetti pictures are a cutthroat business and Joel is just doing what he needs to do to survive in the game.
This is fucking hilarious; I'm still amazed at the comedic talent and ability everyone in your videos always displays. You Joel are going to go far in film making, I can taste it.
whats it taste like
@@S7ARBOY vegetarian ground beef, probably.
Craziest thing - it's mostly improv.
Some would say he's already gone too far!
Listen, you’re still gonna get yelled at even if you think you’re doing the right thing and suck up. so just get in the shot properly.
EDIT; ALSO you weren’t supposed to taste it yet
Leaning over a coffee table eating spaghetti in a white shirt. The balls
All of the "that down"s on the piece of paper is chef's kiss.
All the "that down"'s on Brittney's notepad made me lose it. Literal humour at its best.
The fact that Joel’s behavior reminded me of past elementary school teachers is terrifying ☹️🥺
Great pic though
When Dax got in trouble for trying to explain himself, it really did remind me of teachers
Lmfao
I've watched all of your videos I'm pretty sure, and this is far and away the funniest one.
I bet the outtakes for this are amazing
“We make jokes here I’m just playing around I wouldn’t do that”
Ppl always asking “how to cook pasta” but not “why to cook pasta.” Now we have our answer - for the sick photo.
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------❤ NUDE.YOUNGGIRLS.TODAY/KANESA/
Special Private S*X
Gaze: "Amazed"
Lips: "Sensual"
Smile: "Sweet Eror"
Body: "Colder"
Life's story is a short journey so have fun before sleeping forever
#ライブ配信の再編ありがとうです！#この日のライブ配信は、#かならりやばかったですね！１#万人を超える人が見ていたもんね（笑）#やっぱり人参最高！#まさかのカメラ切り忘れでやら1かしたのもドキドキでした！#今後は気を付けないとね5). .
!💖🖤❤#今後は気をライブ配信の再編ありがとうです！#この日のライブ配信は、#１万人を超える人が見ていたも ん（#笑）#やっぱり人参最高！#まさかのカメラ切り忘れでやら1かしたのもドキドキでした #今後は気をライブ配信の再編ありがとうです！（ #笑）#垃圾
Have long wondered how you got these perfectly framed and oh so joyous photos every time! Thank you for sharing your methods
This illustrates friendship manipulation in such a dumbfoundingly realistic way...
11/10
Something about Joel Haver having a Neil Breen poster is incredibly satisfying.
Also, he's gonna flip when he notices the empty bowls in the photo.
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------❤ NUDE.YOUNGGIRLS.TODAY/KANESA/
Special Private S*X
Gaze: "Amazed"
Lips: "Sensual"
Smile: "Sweet Eror"
Body: "Colder"
Life's story is a short journey so have fun before sleeping forever
#ライブ配信の再編ありがとうです！#この日のライブ配信は、#かならりやばかったですね！１#万人を超える人が見ていたもんね（笑）#やっぱり人参最高！#まさかのカメラ切り忘れでやら1かしたのもドキドキでした！#今後は気を付けないとね5). .
!💖🖤❤#今後は気をライブ配信の再編ありがとうです！#この日のライブ配信は、#１万人を超える人が見ていたも ん（#笑）#やっぱり人参最高！#まさかのカメラ切り忘れでやら1かしたのもドキドキでした #今後は気をライブ配信の再編ありがとうです！（ #笑）#垃圾
i think that's one of his friends' apartments. Joel is still on his cross country youtuber murder tour afaik
Way to keep cool vibes on set, Joel.
The broken voice on "Big smiles everyone" might be my favourite moment on the channel
love the "that down"
Wow, getting a pasta pic with Joel would be a dream come true. He's so nice behind the scenes and you could really see how naturally he made people smile for the final shot. Congratulations on your success Joel!
I think the greatest part of this is Brittney writing "that down" over and over
I honestly love seeing Chad in videos with you. It's so different and yet refreshing to see him in a setting that doesn't have that signature Cherdleys vibe.
They're all willing to put up with the abuse for the free pasta. It's just that good.
"Everyone he works with becomes a wreck and suffers from PTSD, but the picture composition is very nice!"
I’m waiting for one of those “I took a photo everyday for x years” but with pasta. Aka a time lapse.
Hearing Joel swear just feels wrong :(
Go follow his insta, it's really there. It's really years worth of pictures of pasta. I wish I had the life guidance Joel does
The subtle reminding fact that the thumbnail is of him doing this so many times is hysterical.
here i always thought these were impromptu photos, i had no idea the work involved in making these perfect photos
I think the best thing that has happened this year was Joel Haver teaming up with the cherdleys crew. I wasn't expecting it.
I like to imagine Joel has been crafting pasta images for years just for this video.
I also share his perspective on peppers.
Great, now I have to question Joel being a dom thanks a lot.
I love how at some point Joel told Brittney to "write that down" and she did just that
Joel, thank you for showing us how much hard work you have to do behind the scenes to make such wonderful pictures for us. I'm really sorry that you have to put up with people being disruptive and misbehaving so much. 😕
I would've been less emotionally traumatized if you had just cooked the dog
I think he did though
Not enough people talking about the photo at the end is literally exactly like what they almost started with
A lot of laughs, mixed with a lot of feels.
It warms my heart to see good friends hanging out at Christmas.
As a pasta lover myself I've been really enjoying watching your wholesome pasta journey. But now that the truth is out I don't know if I have the stomach anymore. I can only imagine what abuse was going on behind the scenes of this behind the scenes
And he made them eat dog!
"that down"
"that down"
"that down"
"that down"
The guy is a genius. He has been doing this since 2015 just to make this vid. A+ for the effort.
Idk how I didn’t know about Joel for so long. But now I’m hooked. I can’t stop watching these videos and I’m so stoked that he’s made SO much amazing stuff for SO long! Thanks Joel! Ur da best
He blew up a year ago, pretty crazy stuff
At 0:35 when Joel is holding the dog, he says "uh oh!" because he sees that the camera is still rolling. He then quickly covers by saying he was joking. But he was serious, he wanted to put the dog in there.
I love that his Instagram is actually nothing but pasta pictures stretching back years
Spencer finishing his bowl in the first 10 seconds of the "photo shoot" was my favorite part. Keep it up, Joel.
What an incredibly wholesome tradition! So sweet to know this happens every time behind those great photos ❤