I did after Secret Invasion, but Xmen 97 brought me back; quite the gem. Since I finished the Bad Batch, I might take back my monthly $2 back. Just when you thought they couldn't make Star Wars any worse, here comes The Acolyte😒
He started the situation He’s actions lead to the deaths of osha x Mae whole family Now he lives with that lie while osha becomes an ally/ Jedi He was selfish for just wanting to leave at any close he took the poison and left that world Guilt of letting his mind slip guilt starting something that got the witches all killed Lying to a Jedi order Lying to his new ally/ Jedi osha Guilt is strong in that one
After seeing this episode, I have no idea why Torbin killed himself. He was manipulated by the witches, and the witches even mind controlled Kelnacca in order to try to kill him. He was seriously injured as a result. He seemed to do nothing wrong except wanting to go home.
It took ALL the witches to control Kelnacca's mind to get him to attack Sol and Torbin but only Mother Anaseya to control Torbin. Maybe because Torbin 'wanted' to leave so he had that vulnerability.
Star Wars is so cooked. This had about the same budget as Dune 2. Dune 2! Lucasfilm is filled with nothing but insane activists now. There’s no professional or talented writers or storytellers in sight.
@@LIGHTLORD_MASTA_RAWRGER Timothée Chalamet, Zendaya and Christopher Walken to name a FEW members of the dune 2 cast... The fact that the acolyte has the same budget is honestly funny they must laundering money or something over there at Disney
@@LIGHTLORD_MASTA_RAWRGER Sam Jackson, Ewan McGregor, Liam Neeson, Natalie Portman, Ian McDiarmid, Kierra Knightley all of them were in Episode I lmao That movie was even roasted by fans who love it and it did good still soooooo? 100mil budget 1bil box office
Why did they need entire flashback episodes....they could have done this in five minute flashback or a conversation. And focused more on the present day so we care what happening.
It's actually astounding. There was only a single sentence spoken in the entire episode that I would classify as important to the story they are telling.
A metal detector from Amazon, in order to search the ground for life... when they have ships that can scan for lifeforms from space. Wouldn't flying around in a ship searching for visuals be more efficient? No wonder why that kid wanted to go home.
Flashback from different perspectives with new scenes so the finale about to be crazy back to the present time space ship chase maybe sol death step up more sith stuff 🎉🎉🎉
Wait, like a clip show episode? Like we would have towards the end of an old 20+ episode per season TV show? They have no story to tell here for the 8 they were allotted.
They thought it was so epic to have Sol holding the bridge pieces with the force. When all he needed to do to save them was pull the 50lb girls off of the bridge... These writers suck. 😂
Sabine: "Training is for the weak. I can throw a person 300 feet with no effort, and I'm not even a Jedi." Sol: "I am full Jedi.....two small girls are really heavy though."
Where did trinity park the ship? wasn’t that the whole reason the Wookie had to jump? Because she couldn’t land anywhere near there….then she shows up in the nick of time to save everyone? Okay….
For what it's worth, anakin is still special because he was created BY the force (in retaliation for plagus trying to create the ultimate dark side force user). This show they just had lesbians use the force to get pregnant.
I canceled Disney after the "we are many" episode. I can't do this anymore. Tyrone, I feel for you. I know you are reviewing the episodes for us, but I also see how it's draining the hell out of you. You are truly dedicated to your subscribers, and we appreciate you for it!
This show is getting better and better every day the story and everything it makes sense for me I'm excited for episode 8 i love this show i hope they make 3 or 4 more seasons of it, I hope they do
Obviously this one was meant to be the 1st episode! Then they noticed the Jedi did the right thing, but wanted to make it look like the Jedi are bad - but they did the right thing by trying to save the girls from these dark power witches…
You are far more entertaining to watch than the show. Also, thanks for saving me from losing brain cells by not having to watch it. You're a champion. Keep it up.
I love Sol, although I use subtitles, but I think above all it's the good Jedi vibe. I still don't understand the first dialogue between the Jedi and the witches and many things more, is so bad. Best part for me is when the padawan was talking to the witch, I imagined him responding yass yaasss! 😂
Just as I suspected, it's Torbin who is Qimir. He was the only other Jedi there who had knowledge of what really happened. If everyone remembers, he said to Sol what he did with his darkness. and his master is no doubt the leader's spouse who simply vanished. WOW.. this is a good show.
Развлечения
I cancelled Disney plus 💪🏾
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@@anthaleus3154 thank you proud to join!
You are free
I did after Secret Invasion, but Xmen 97 brought me back; quite the gem. Since I finished the Bad Batch, I might take back my monthly $2 back. Just when you thought they couldn't make Star Wars any worse, here comes The Acolyte😒
If you can’t afford it we understand 😂😂😂
Indara cancelled the witches WIFI connection and killed them all.
Trinity basically unplugged all the witches from the Matrix and thus killing them instantaneously
She had a bit too much practice doing whatever that was lol
They were a creepy dark side cult so why should I feel bad that they all died?
You actually see Tyrone’s life essence draining cuz of this show 😂
He be loving it... You can see he loves it. He just has to keep the narrative
@@Kori_INJN🤡🤡🤡
You can see his life draining during the REVIEW.
Glad it's him watching it and not me!
@@Kori_INJN 🤡🤡🤡
Man when that stone cold hits…you know😂
Hahahaha 🤣
"Cause it's a big 'ole piece of TRASH"
BIG PILE A TRESH
Darth Maul's mom. 😂😂😂
Dont give Disney an idea lolz.
Chewbacas cousin lol, these new show 'creators' are running wild
LOL
Mama Maul😂
mom sith thats awesome
Why did that guy feel like he wanted to kill himself 10 years later. It makes no sense. He did nothing wrong. If anything he was the righteous One
White guilt
Because Disney hates white guys!
He started the situation
He’s actions lead to the deaths of osha x Mae whole family
Now he lives with that lie while osha becomes an ally/ Jedi
He was selfish for just wanting to leave at any close
he took the poison and left that world
Guilt of letting his mind slip guilt starting something that got the witches all killed
Lying to a Jedi order
Lying to his new ally/ Jedi osha
Guilt is strong in that one
@@MegaJiblet 😂
@@MegaJibletIm Literally CTFU, that made my day..
Tobin: My mind is fortified
Witch: Not you (lol)
That part was so comical lol
That line cracked me up. Who is writing this. Lol
Nobody deserves a Stone Cold Stunner more than Kathleen Kennedy at this point.
I'm visualizing that and LMAO!😂😂😂
she needs to be taken to suplex city by Brock
Palpatine back AGAIN
How many times do we have to teach you this lesson old man
Shit is so ass lmao Disney needs to be investigated for money laundering
😂😂😂😂 I'm laughing so hard at this comment
When Tyrone sigh at the beginning you know it’s bad lol 😂
Lmao🤣🤣🤣
You and Star Wars Theory have saved me several hours of watching this show with your reviews. Thank you.
Why did torbin dude kill himself?? Makes absolutely no sense
I agree. A lot of stuff in this show makes zero sense.
Don't you get by now? Whyte Guilt
😂, youre funny @@user-dz4wl7ew4k
This show makes no sense
None of it makes sense.
Magnus always looking like he just lost brains cells and ran a marathon after he watched an episode of this trash show 😂
he's got DDS - Disney Dumbification Syndrome...
edit: he'll be back tho just needs to lay off anything Disney...
I've reached the point where I don't even waste my time watching a show if it gets bad reviews from guys like Tyrone and other show reviewers😂
😂
It’s inhumane making him watch this
After seeing this episode, I have no idea why Torbin killed himself. He was manipulated by the witches, and the witches even mind controlled Kelnacca in order to try to kill him. He was seriously injured as a result. He seemed to do nothing wrong except wanting to go home.
He was too white and male (ok, probably not too male..but too white for sure)
Him wanting to go home killed osha family he holds that guilt close like sol knowing he has to lie for trying to do the right thing in his heart
Well , in other news, House of Dragon S2Ep4 was awesome.. can't say so much on this Disney woke trash
It took ALL the witches to control Kelnacca's mind to get him to attack Sol and Torbin but only Mother Anaseya to control Torbin. Maybe because Torbin 'wanted' to leave so he had that vulnerability.
it’s just bad writing
You’re a champ Tyrone for taking this show head on #BigOlPieceOfTrash
After I watched episode 4 of House of the Dragon I almost forgot that The Acolyte still exists....
What a joke of a show
Complete joke 😂
So bad 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Imagine hating a show so much that you watch it and them run to the internet to comment about it, within an hour of it airing. 😂
just like the creator and the company
HA! Ain't THAT the truth!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
This entire episode could of been a whole conversation 😆 literally an ENTIRE CONVERSATION
They had enough story for a single episode, then dragged it out into an agonising 8 episode mess.
I'm only just now noticing that they put both the gopher and the gameboy on the Acolyte poster. Holy shit, man.
The gopher is a very pivotal character in this series. Its messed up they didnt include the british twink though
Same here 😂😂
What was the point of turning into mist if you can still be killed by a light saber? 😅
“this show is a sedative”. EPICALLY good description.
When you have no new ideas, you have to revisit a previous episode from a certain point of view.
Just when you thought nothing can be worse than episode 3. 😒
This show is incredibly stupid my god complete rubbish 🤣🤣🤣
The best part of this episode was the ending credits song😅
I liked episode 3
Star Wars is so cooked. This had about the same budget as Dune 2. Dune 2! Lucasfilm is filled with nothing but insane activists now. There’s no professional or talented writers or storytellers in sight.
You realize 2 stars ain’t cheap
Hint
Squidgame star & matrix star
@@LIGHTLORD_MASTA_RAWRGER Timothée Chalamet, Zendaya and Christopher Walken to name a FEW members of the dune 2 cast... The fact that the acolyte has the same budget is honestly funny they must laundering money or something over there at Disney
@@LIGHTLORD_MASTA_RAWRGER Sam Jackson, Ewan McGregor, Liam Neeson, Natalie Portman, Ian McDiarmid, Kierra Knightley all of them were in Episode I lmao
That movie was even roasted by fans who love it and it did good still soooooo?
100mil budget 1bil box office
And y’all complaining about The Boys this season but I’ll happily watch that over this garbage 😂
They Boys are the weeks saving grace after enduring this dumpster fire.
As an editor, i must say, this is the worst editing and storymaking I have ever seen in my entire life.
Why did they need entire flashback episodes....they could have done this in five minute flashback or a conversation. And focused more on the present day so we care what happening.
It's actually astounding. There was only a single sentence spoken in the entire episode that I would classify as important to the story they are telling.
💀💀💀😂😂😂😂 EVERY WEEK YOU GET ME WITH THE INTRO
IT WAS A BIG OL PIECE OF TRASH
Six Stone Cold intros! 💀🤣💀🤣💀
More Stone Cold impersonations please!! “The Acolyte is a big oldddd piece a TRESH”
They should have casted Boby Lee as Sol
oh..man....you are going to hell for that! LOL!
@@JDStone20 Hell Hell Baby
I checked out as soon as I saw the damn metal detector😂
A metal detector from Amazon, in order to search the ground for life... when they have ships that can scan for lifeforms from space. Wouldn't flying around in a ship searching for visuals be more efficient? No wonder why that kid wanted to go home.
Trinity Indara unplugged from the Matrix the witches who were mind-controlling Chewie's cousin.
CW/UPN got this episode beat with an episode of Young Hercules.
This is a deep cut😂
Young Hercules was a perfect show!
That garbage was atrocious. I can’t…I just can’t.
Stop watching it then
Anyone notice they repeated many scenes and lines multiple times? It was like a recap of the whole season.
Flashback from different perspectives with new scenes so the finale about to be crazy back to the present time space ship chase maybe sol death step up more sith stuff 🎉🎉🎉
Wait, like a clip show episode? Like we would have towards the end of an old 20+ episode per season TV show? They have no story to tell here for the 8 they were allotted.
Yeah, they had no budget left after buying thousands of soy lattes and a truck full of gold-plated vibra-er, um, “back massagers.” 😂
Stone cold as expected 😭😭
Man like tyrone with the quick reviews 🔥
They need to stop showing whatever it is and then restore the asdfeckumivee
They thought it was so epic to have Sol holding the bridge pieces with the force. When all he needed to do to save them was pull the 50lb girls off of the bridge... These writers suck. 😂
Dude! I just woke up from an actual nap. When you were explaining the episode, I legit fell asleep with phone in hand…wow! 😂
Every time I hear the glass break I just bust out laughing.
Sabine: "Training is for the weak. I can throw a person 300 feet with no effort, and I'm not even a Jedi."
Sol: "I am full Jedi.....two small girls are really heavy though."
I think it may be time to incorporate AI in writing for these shows. Shit is outta pocket! 😂😂😂😂
what you think wrote this crap both leslie and A.i created this crap.
@@jased8727I like this show
See this is what I thought AI shit would be like! But if people are responsible for this I would like to be the first to welcome you AI 🤖
Trinity’s FU to the Witches “The power of one vs the power of maaaannnnny!”.
Yeah, she can kill all those witchy chicks with a flick of her head, but she dies by a throwing knife because she was distracted.
I guess the witches were hooked into the Matrix. They die in the Matrix. They all died in the witch coven. 😅
Force>Thread
Thanks for putting up with this, Tyrone. You really keep on taking one for the team. You are the MVP!
Indara canceled the witches lifeforce just like I'm about to cancel Disney plus (again)
Where did trinity park the ship? wasn’t that the whole reason the Wookie had to jump? Because she couldn’t land anywhere near there….then she shows up in the nick of time to save everyone? Okay….
Must have found that “loiter” button and left it floating nearby. 🤷🏽♂️ Excellent point.
Atleast there’s one thing good about the Acolyte Tyrone, they have been giving you some of the best sleep after each episode!! 😆
The stone cold intro always gets me 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I love your takes brother!! Keep on keeping on!
This show MUST have been written by chatGPT
nah, chatGPT is better.
I was waiting for the review 😂😂
So it still sucks…..anyway when does stranger things 5 come out?
December 2026 confirmed
@@user-hh9kw3cw9y You gotta be kidding!!!
@@user-hh9kw3cw9y wake me up in 2.5 years from my drunken stupor then
So a Jedi that escaped a darkside user hasn’t contacted the council am I getting that right?
Da Fudge? 🤔🤔 Acolyte Roast Incoming!!
So why did Torbin take his life!?
Because it was his time. Torbin time.
“DARTH MAUL’S MOM”
🤣😂
What happened to ppl on bridge with arrows??? Y did they stop shooting? Did i miss something?
Ewaks: Gold Guy, Gold Guy, Gold Guy.
"Something, something dark side"😁
That song in the end was the Directors gym workout song😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 how that matches in a Starwars universe
1:59 the wookie hair was on point 😆
Everytime I see that intro I know what is coming man 😂
So can we assume the Zabrak is the “Sith” master since she escaped right?
Also, what are they lying about? I mean, Mae did start the fire lol
Check the wiki it says shes the master of helmet guy and apprentice to tenebrous
Who would have guessed they were gonna make the jedis the bad guys???? Everyone
They really ruined star wars. Anakin doesnt even matter anymore if anyone can be born from the force
Worse than that, Darth Vader accomplished nothing at the end of Empire Strikes Back lol. Palpatine still kicking
For what it's worth, anakin is still special because he was created BY the force (in retaliation for plagus trying to create the ultimate dark side force user). This show they just had lesbians use the force to get pregnant.
I bet that for the last episode review video, he won't be tired in the intro, but will have a scream of satisfaction. Because it will be the last. 💀
Bruh “darth mauls mom” and “chewies cousin” 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭
And what Sol told Osha was true...... From a certain point of view.
Omg I thought exactly the same thing with the Ewoks! Ahahahaha
Tyrone always looks like he is in physical pain after watching this show. lmao.
That sounds so confusing. I don’t have Disney + so I am enjoying the different perspectives on this show.
I canceled Disney after the "we are many" episode. I can't do this anymore. Tyrone, I feel for you. I know you are reviewing the episodes for us, but I also see how it's draining the hell out of you. You are truly dedicated to your subscribers, and we appreciate you for it!
There are ''manyyyyyyyy'' episodes for you to watch though 🤣
0:51 HAHAHA i siad WHAT in that moment 🤣😂
"This show is a sedative." lol
I wanted to see who rescued Mae. This episode was supposed to be from her point of view. It was just a reboot of episode 3.
I should probably watch this, I need to get my sleep schedule back on track
Good way to start the segment. Only one more to go through! I don't know if you need a pillow for it...
Chewie’s Cousin 😂!
More Like Ancestor!
All These New Star Wars Films, Shows & Luke Never Got His “Power Converters” 😮!
Tyrone, really taking one for the team!! 😂😭
I don't see a problem with Jung Jae Kim's casting. He was a great character until episode 5, then they started to ruin it hard.
I laughed out loud when Whats Her Face shouted Said "RUN!!" 🤣
5:55 I just died of laughter. Oh my goodness😂
Haha! You made me sleepy listening the review and missed the whole thing. I guess I will have to listen later... lol
This show is getting better and better every day the story and everything it makes sense for me I'm excited for episode 8 i love this show i hope they make 3 or 4 more seasons of it, I hope they do
It’s so weird that The Acolyte is alienating a franchise that features … aliens.
5:39 You mean they killed the "YAS YAS" slay queen? 😂
Yas lol 😂😂
Yes, Sol killed the YAS YAS witch.
Thank you for your service!!
Obviously this one was meant to be the 1st episode! Then they noticed the Jedi did the right thing, but wanted to make it look like the Jedi are bad - but they did the right thing by trying to save the girls from these dark power witches…
Wow what earth shattering reveals! This series is amazing!😩🙄
1:10 yea I had to go back and turn on the subtitles for that😂😂I didn’t know what they said
I think I got Brainrot after watching this
You are far more entertaining to watch than the show. Also, thanks for saving me from losing brain cells by not having to watch it. You're a champion. Keep it up.
I literally forgot the episodes come out on Tuesday 😂
This show works better than melatonin 😴
I love Sol, although I use subtitles, but I think above all it's the good Jedi vibe. I still don't understand the first dialogue between the Jedi and the witches and many things more, is so bad. Best part for me is when the padawan was talking to the witch, I imagined him responding yass yaasss! 😂
Just as I suspected, it's Torbin who is Qimir. He was the only other Jedi there who had knowledge of what really happened. If everyone remembers, he said to Sol what he did with his darkness. and his master is no doubt the leader's spouse who simply vanished. WOW.. this is a good show.
The difference between vergence and virgins lol
Could’ve had all the “big reveals” in episode 3 and it would’ve only added 5 mins to the runtime 💀😂
Hahahaha now he said chewys cousin!! Hahahahaahahahahahaha holy fucking shit my stomach hurts from laughing so hard!