DragonBall Z Abridged: Episode 22 - TeamFourStar (TFS)
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- Опубликовано: 11 сен 2024
- Dragonball Z Abridged Parody follows the adventures of Goku, Gohan, Krillin, Piccolo, Vegeta and the rest of the Z Warriors as they gather Dragonballs and fight the evil forces of Freeza Cell and Majin Buu. With the comedic writings of Lanipator, Takahata101, and Kaiserneko this may not be the DBZ you remember but TFS hopes you enjoy it all the same. How high can the Krillin Owned Count get? Who will be the next to go Super Saiyan? Can Vegeta's ego get any bigger? Find out NOW on DBZ Abridged!
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Episode 22: The Good, the Bad, and the Purple
Cast:
Takahata101 - Super Kami Guru, Dende
Lanipator - Vegeta, Kuririn
MasakoX - Gohan, Goku
Little Kuriboh - Freeza
Ganxingba - Jeice
Antfish - Ginyu
Hbi2k - Nail
Megami33 - Bulma
and
SaiyaJedi as Japanese Announcer
Songs:
You Yamazaki - Sanjou!! Ginyu Tokusentai!!
Shunsuke Kikuchi - Akai Ribbon
PrinceRoy and Ain Soph Aur - Crabplosion
Kenji Yamamoto - Courage Fills The Heart
Shunsuki Kikuchi - Kyoufu no Ginyu Tokusentai
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love that Burter complained that he didn’t have any unique attributes to call his own, but his captain loved that he was tall and blue. bittersweet that he never knew how appreciated he was for parts of himself he didn’t care for
Think Burter will ever find out how appreciated he was?
@@umbriel6525 that's probably why Burter looks much happier in HEIL
Captain Ginyu is actually a humble fighter. Respecc.
FAXXX as a kid he was always my favorite member, because blue is my favorite color and he has a good design. I never noticed how he didn't have a gimmick besides speed until now. But I always saw him has the chill mellow one. Lol
@@vinomsnake tru tru, he probably started his life as a weak fighter who stolen stronger and stronger fighters.
"Sir, he left you the moment you gave him that power-up."
"...................Thaaaaaaaat Sluuuuuuuut!"
“I am hilarious, and you will quote, everything I say...”
@Caleb Jacobs that’s how Guru said it in DBZ Kai Abridged 2
See ya you wrinkly pickle!
After several years of hearing it, I never really got why Guru said 'that slut!' right after Dende flew off, not getting how 'slut' fit in there, but given how strongly impression-charged the comment section is, now that it is simply written in comment form, I finally get the joke.
I'm Saudi Arabian, so you can totally tell why it doesn't come naturally to me. Don't Judge!
@@TheFreeeemind its because he touched him then he just ran off
I never realized how dirty they did Nail in the original Dub. He's the strongest Namekian (sans Picolo) yet he never got a chance to showcase his strength. The writers just threw him headfirst at Frieza and got run over like a kitten on a train track. Poor guy.
He deserved better.
FluffyZergling yeah his battle power was like 60,000 . He could have taken on the ginyu force when lord guru told him to go help
Thank God TFS did him some level of justice
@@humbertoluque9678 it's actually 43 thousand
"Like a kitten on a train track."
You either stole this from someone, OR you have a sick and twisted mind. Likely that of a sociopath.
You sir, would never be trusted to be alone with any small children while I had anything to say about it.
@@bobtom3625 well its a good thing we don't know each other. You don't sound like someone who's kids i would want to watch anyway.
"For goodness sakes Jeice he's even wearing pyjamas!"
8 years on and that delivery still gets a laugh out of me.
I love how he came in roasting.. made me take him more seriously
Im the 669th liker!!
I'm watching this video right now because I wanted to hear that exact line and it's deliver again lol
@@grammysworld5449lp
Does it still make you laugh 12 years later?
I think part of Dende getting his potential unlocked was not just his healing abilities, but his sass/snarkiness being released. I feel as if he becomes much more of a smart ass from this point on.
His comedic potential was released.
Guru passed the genes to him
He unlocked the gay too! Or maybe just the confidence to express it
Is it gay if they’re genderless?
@@mossy642 Holy shit you are right
“They won’t be able to air it on the news because it will be so brutal!”
Unintentional foreshadowing FTW.
Oh I get it, Jimmy Firecracker & the cameraman recording Mr Perfect Cell beating up kid Gohan live in a martial arts fight.
@@syedali-rs8cj it's because it's Sponsored by HETAP so it's alliwed
Yes
Killed me three times lmao
FTW MEAN?
"... then I'll be back for you Slug.""Leave my brother out of this."
Somehow I missed that reference the first 30 times.
Heh
+Folopolis Wouldn't Guru have died when they killed Slug?
+AzureZhen no the joke at the end of Lord Slug , Guru says he is Slugs "evil half", so yeah, thats a plot hole but the movies are nebulous anyway and it's a parody :P
SAME. OMFG
Folopolis same i cracked up watching that
I just love that Ginyu acts all professional when he hears of Guldo dying and then immediately actually cares when he hears Burter died 😂
But he's so blue. And tall.
@@interchangexVP3 And you’re so red. And short. It was the perfect little ying yang thing we had going.
@@bulb9970 _not that short, Cap'n..._
Oh don't go all Vegeta on me
@@soto99 Now, where are we going to find another recruit?
"Oh God...Natural Light!"
that is so something I would say.
+Anthony Prete Nightworker?
Alibey Bal AAAAHHHH!!!! NATURAL LIGHT!
dies of laughter
Good lord I was lead to believe your species survived entirely on water, how is he so fat?
The voice of Vegeta is spot on, I'm starting to question what is made up vs. the actual show.
All shows are made up.
The only real distinction between them is that Chris Sabat has a slightly deeper tone than Lani does. Everything else is spot on the money.
@@LisaMcCrissican I was wondering if the TFS Vegeta actually had the original US voice actor. I only know the english dubbing from the old PS2 games (since they haven't been dubbed in my country) and I thought TFS Vegeta and the original had the same voice actor.
God Is An Atheist apparently the two talked to each other as Vegeta talking to Vegeta at a convention a long time ago.
This is better than the actual dbz.
That moment when Raditz is weaker than the average power level of Freeza's regular flunkies.
Nappa and Vegeta were lower aswell
Rabiet I meant at one point in time, they didn't just start with 18000. I know that I wasn't very clear on that, sorry.
Guy who's as strong as a saibamen says what?... That usually gets to him vegeta i think he's dead.
I know it bothers me how Toryama fucked up power levels, that could be good messeuring unit. Imagine Raditz have 1200, Nappa 3500 and vegeta 5000, cui 5000, dodoria 6000, zarbon 7000 second form 9000 ,and etc at the end Frieza final form have have 100 000, goku super sayan 150 000. But akira made goku from 600, for 70 episodes go to millions its like 5000 times stronger dude wtf. It would be reasonble that Frieza is stronger than Raditz 100x. Its easy for me to "corect the mistakes" i wanna tahnk Akira Toryama for this legendery anime, but he rushed up with people getting stronger, so he left behind everybody and easyli frogotten and targets for mocking. DB had better training and raising power, everyone are pretty much at same strength, dbz was good till the end of Frieza saga("i am only using 1% of my power" fucked up everything because its not logical) after Frieza everything loosed the tension, fear, good old training and everyone had part( not just dieng to push goku to make his hair longer) its just become screming and channig color and length of hair.
@crazy brick
Power levels were supposed to be unreliable. They're a measure of raw strength and don't take into account experience or special techniques.
I love that Dendes hidden potential enables him to be snarky and confident.
He gains a personality
Do you mean Little Green?
Also guru called him a slut so he was the first person to know dendes gay crush on gohan
Guru: "Fool. If I trained him in the *new*'way, he might've stood a chance.."
Troll much?
I wonder what that was tho...
Its just straight up eating the enemy, thats why he's so fat
@@lord_nab8436 he’s so fat cuz he drank all the water
@@The_Dying_Jokester just remember how guru died in tfs version lmao 🤣
Bulma: I FOUGHT A GIANT CRAB!
Krillen: I hear they have a special shampoo for that😄
STD joke lmao
TheMarkipShow plz explain that to me
+Kevin Dominguez I'm late but there's a filler episode where she had to fight a giant crab lol...and crabs is a std you can get shampoo to get rid of you but you prolly know that
TheMarkipShow LOL
I imagine Master Roshi has some in reserves.
Krillin: ...darker than the blackest void..
Popo: Hmmm...
Dayum. XD
😂😂😅 I know
Is it bad i was laughing from that
that shit had me fucking dying
lolol
I am someone you don't know, Popo is the void in general. He is the Holy Trinity, the Unholy Trinity, and the true supreme being. Stories have been told about how vast his power is, but none have been verified. The only reason why you still live right now is because Popo takes pity on Humanity as of now.
"Don't go all Vegeta on me"
If you don't get it, it's over your head...
What if I am bald?
Snir Ambaya either way you’ll get a hot wife in the future.
@@ComicWriter-ml3qt *Roshi moment*
Just like Vegeta
@@snirambaya9587 *Krillin
Frieza: Then I'll be back for you "Slug"
Guru: LEAVE MY BROTHER OUT OF THIS!!!
That does explain alot
Frieza: Good afternoon.
Dende: It's morning, P'taQ.
Fucking lost it.
It's morning, P'taQ.
Armageddin ...I can't believe I had a mental lapse, writing that. Fixing.
Qat'P
...
Cute kid. Seems familiar.
I just love the idea of a genocidal warlord casually saying, "Good morning", to one of the people he's trying to kill, like they're out shopping for milk. 😂
"Hi, Vegeta." "Hi, Ginyu" That never gets old!!
The fact that he fell for it twice tho kills me! 😂
Krillin: "The sky turns darker than the blackest void!"
Popo: *looks up* "Hmm..?"
This show has the best writing I swear
DEAR GOD NOT POPO OH JESUS HELP KE DEAR GIRJGIEURUI DID CFG U
@@DaKingKayden ishdheifhehwiifhehdiebjfhe
@@DaKingKayden are you having a stroke
420 likes already but you have my like in spirit
@@user-vs9ds3dc2y popo got him
Wow... Nail was way more serious than when he got absorbed by Piccolo.
Well I mean he doesn't have Guru to annoy him and he also doesn't have to protect him anymore
minesweeper can mellow a guy out
Minesweeper just stresses me out 😑
When you get inside another man, it changes you...
Well, he ain't got to do anything but screw around when he's in Piccolo's head so....
'Take his coat'
The whole dialogue was hilarious..
Naaaiiiiillllllll! Don’t take his coat.
Krillin "Darker than the blackest void"
Popo "bitch please"
Number 1 rule DONT say blackest void
@@harveyking8998 actually is don't call him black man
Yknow i gotta respect how cool they made the Ginyu force
From Recoom being hella entertaining to watch, to Jeice and Burter’s genuine friendship, and Ginyu’s seemingly unwavering professionalism
And then there's guldo.
@@vulkanlives9776 who? ....oh right, the little green
@@sebastianquiroga7146no little green is dende
The guy who can summon staemrollers
*Steamrollers
"...and out of the balls rises a GIANT DRAGON."
I can't be the only one who laughed at that.
Nope
Why did I just get that joke?? 😂😂😂
nope your not
Your not, I got it 2
holy crap, i didn't realize that
I haven't watched some of these older episodes in a while, and I forgot how hilarious Lord Guru was.
No lord kame guru get ur facts rite m8 and I of know how to spell :3
+FungPray Gamer No! You learn to spell and its lord SUPER kami guru. Get YOU facts straight!
***** ERMERGERD TO MUCH SUPER KAME GURUNESSS. But can you beat this! NAAAILLLLLLL there is a pretty bird. Kick it's ass.
+FungPray Gamer you butchered that line
NAAIILLL
Ginyu: You have an interesting form and a surprisingly well honed technique.
Goku: AND YOU'RE PURPLE!
Wow, Goku... Such eloquence.
Timid Torchic We don't even have those!
+Equanimity_ WAT
Well goku is right he is purple
And an incredible amount of intelligence for his -mind- age
Goku didn't even realize that Ginyu was gradually oppressed by him
Lord Guru: What is he asking?
Nail: He’s asking how to work the dragon balls!
Lord Guru: Did you tell him to work the shaft?
Nail: Yes, Lord Guru.
Lord Guru: Good job, Nail!😂😂😂😂😂😂
*Good work
"He doesn't have a coat, sir. And I believe this is the man who basically killed our entire race."
"Naaail, don't take his coat."
These are some terrible hosts. Won't even take his coat...
Ool 😂
Lol
Bruh he doesn’t have a coat. He has armor
Flame X take his armor off
But didn’t he kill almost the entire namekian race?
Is it just me, or are Guru and Nappa the best part of this series?
They are hilarious and we will quote everything they say.
"And so I tell him, I DON'T CARE WHO YOU ARE!!! NOW! CLEAN! MY! JOWELS!!!!! And that was Nail's 1st day on the job."
i recon nappa,guru and popo are the best
Frieza too
Did you TRY working the shaft?!
"we had a little yin-yang thing going"
i can't stop laughing
I mean, they were perfect with that seizure move
Red and blue...much like the Contra duo😅
6:04
"Naaaaaail, do we have a visitor?"
"..Yes sir.."
"Naaaail, take his coat..."
"I don't have a coat."
"He doesn't have a coat sir, and I believe this is the man who basically killed our entire race..!"
"....Naaail... Don't take his coat..."
Classic Super Kami Guru
If you replace the names with different ones, it would read as if it was in a sit-com
"Jennnyyy, do we have a visitor?"
"..yes sir"
"Jennnyyy, take their coat"
"I don't have a coat"
"They don't have a coat, and I'm pretty sure this was the guy who killed all of our family and pets"
"..... jennnyyy, don't take their coat "
he owes me 50 raditz
so nothing cuz rattiz is wothless
Raditz
MsKillonight *Raditz*: i hate all of you. ..
So I did understand that well! I wasn’t sure that this was what he actually said, lol. But I gotta say, I’d take one Raditz any day of the week 😍
50x1200=60,000zeni?
Oh hello, I'm Super Kami Guru, and I'm the guy who's not judging you on your appearance"
I cracked up XD I may just use that one myself
Why? Because you can't think of jokes like that yourself?
Don't put words in my mouth.
MeAmDirshin * Don't worry bout that guy lol he's just a troll
+Sebastián Paré at least I'm not the one who looks like a younger version of hitler
Please do not feed the trolls.
NAIIIIIL! Don't take his coat.
NAIL TAKE HIS COAT
I dont have a coat
He doesnt Have a coat sir, and I believe he is the one who killed our race.
NAIIILL dont take his coat.
Nail don't take his coat
Canadian subs: "That'll show him" lol
Does armor count as a coat?
@@samsaraeye3462 perhaps
@@samsaraeye3462 Im like 80% sure thats his body it changed when he chranformed.
KILLING CRABS !
IN THE OCEAN !
KILL IT FAST !
PAIN EXPLOSION !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
XDDDD
i want full song of that :D
like her hair
Synder Wolf Sing it with the tone of super fast jellyfish
Kumari Sampson
Jellyfish will kill me XD
Synder Wolf metal as f*ck
Ginyu: Did he at least die with dignity?
Me: If by dignity, you mean with his bare ass up in the air, then yeah! XD
Lol
... I miss Zarbon
James Castle That is dignity though.
Odd luck I know this is an old comment, I do not know if this comment is serious & that troubles me
Describe "Dignity" Cap'n.
You know, I'm glad I'm not the only one who gets immense satisfaction out of repeatedly seeing Jeice get punched in the face by Goku. Evidently the guys at Team Fourstar loved it too, because they did did it in DBZ Abridged, only in a much more funny way that makes it happen according to plot and not due to repeated use of the rewind button. XD
I almost died laughing when it happened!
Some people refer to this as a "running joke."
But you are absolutely right, it *is* hilarious.
Rayquaoxys3846 facts. that was hilarious
It's just funny.
The reoccurring punch to Jeice's face never gets old
*DOW, I THINK HE BROKE SOMETHING THAT TIME!*
"The sky turns darker than the blackest void!" (Popo turns around) lmao best part.
I tell this to my cousin all the time. Such an amazingly funny line.
True
Frieza & Dende lock eyes while flying in opposite directions:
Frieza: "Good afternoon."
Dende: "It's morning." (speaking Namekian language for 'douche') LOL! XD
It's from the Klingon language in Star Trek. It means dishonorable one, or something similar
I love sassy Dende more than the original naive Dende. xD
Especially when he yells "I NOTICED!!!" to Lord Guru. 👌
@@VelociraptorSorna well maybe take some lessons from Jean-Luc Picard. He swears like as well as a natural Klingon
That feel when you will never know what Ginyu originally looked like.
Y'know. Because his current body is obviously one he stole.
Obviously.
This fucked me up.
Well no because when Ginyu switches bodies with goku you can see his spirit and when he switches back you see it again
***** then how his team mates know he can swap bodies. I think that spirit thing is just a way to represent ginyu's soul for the spectators.
soun59 maybe through training 8r they just know because to me it seems he doesn't know the side effects of switching bodies, he couldn't understand why he was not getting all the power he saw with Goku in Goku's body
what a great spin off show that would be about ginyu
“I fought a giant crab!”
“I heard they make shampoo for that.”
Fucking amazing.
Can you explain that to me? I don’t get it.
@@TylerBolton-u8q Crab also refers to lice, specifically pubic lice. They’re a parasite that hang around coarse hair that feed off of blood and often are transmitted via sex. Krillin assumed that Bulma was talking about that and there are shampoos that are used to treat this. It’s a combination of Krillin being dumb and being a horn dog.
Crabs is also synonymous with pubic hair lice .. it is easy to get rid off .. it can be done with lindane shampoo
"I'll dispatch of this worm and then I'll be back for you slug"
"Leave my brother out of this"!!!
that explains a lot...
When you make a wish on the dragon balls normally the sky turns blacker than the darkest void
Popo: Hm
Every time he says Captain it sounds like he's saying kitten to me lol.
DAMN IT,now I can't unhear it
Kailum Hardy NOOOOO IT'S STUCK IN MY HEAD
What? He was saying "Captain" all along? I thought he just called him kitten because it was his nickname.
Wait. That's NOT what he's saying?
i really thought he was kitten cuz at a nickname or something??
"and I believe this is the man who basically killed our entire race"
Nail is awesome
*Ginyu stabs himself*
Goku: “Um sir you’re supposed to do that to me...”
...just wow lol...
Goku, always a good sport, even when the enemy is seemingly giving him an advantage.
Jiece: I'm not that short, captain
Ginyu: Aw don't go all Vegeta on me
Me: LOL
It’s Jeice
@tebytorozo he does say kitten i think
I honestly thought when Jeice said captain, he said kitten.
same 😂
LMAO I thought that's what he was saying the whole time until you pointed it out! xD
thats insulting to me... I'm Australian thats how we say it...
+Hey Shybe Your Crafting Experience Sorry.
me too.
When you've been gaming for 10 hours in the dark and your mom opens the curtains. 6:58
Lol
Oh god... NATURAL LIGHT
@@santosjimenez8211 good lord i was lead too believe your species survived exclusively on water how is he so fat?
Im to a point where I think I like the abridged version more than the actual version. This sh*t is just too funny.
I most certainly agree with you! If only these episodes were longer, that would be absolutely wonderful! :)
Oh I DEFIANTLY like the Abridged version more :)
Watched this first. After hearing how slow the original is, I didn't even bother XD
I'll watch DBZ someday, I just don't have the time or sanity to deal with it now XD
Dude I’m too lazy to watch the actual version cause I know it’s super long meaningless fights, but this is very funny so I love it
Ironic name. I don’t see many meaningless fights. Freeza’s was a few episodes long and it is all insanely great.
Krillin: When you make a wish on the Dragon Balls, the sky turns darker than the blackest void.
SMASH CUT
Mr. Popo: Hm?
I laughed so hard, I farted...
eww
that was jacked up lmfao
Tyler Pierce to much information
Tyler Pierc
Jeice: he was a valued teammate. Strong, fast and-
Ginyu: And blue!
jeice: pardon, cap'n?
ginyu: blue! and tall! and you're so red! and short!
jeice: *mumbling* I'm not that short, cap'n . . .
Ginyu: oh, don't go all vegeta on me
XD
Jeice: I swear it, sir. He picked us off 1 by 1. We never stood a chance- *punch* Agh! Oh, that's just not fair!!!
Ginyu: Jeice, what have I told you?!
XD new favorite part
+La Calavera (Alondra Guzman) DDOOOOOOODDGGGEEEEEEE
+braden colvin XD
it's Kitten. it's Australian slang
@@Adornbeautify not he’s saying Captain . Aussies don’t say kitten, I lived with nothing but Aussies for a year before
All of you going thru all the abridged episodes reminiscing. I’m here with you😭😤 #paragontildeath
Renegade for life
You ruined it. You ruined it and I’m leaving
@@LucianUchiha you want I should teleport you, best buddy?
@@kobayashibrynhild9622 "I hate you."
"I'm not that short captain.."
I found that adorable.
“I meant switch bodies sir” is also so adorable
@@courtneythompson6179I know right! Jeice is just so darn cute!
@@umbriel6525Omg same Jeice is just the cutest lil gumdrop ever!
Bulma: "I fought a giant crab!"
Krillin: "They make a special shampoo for that I hear..." *gets owned by Bulma* "Ow!"
I just got that joke 😂, gross!
Frieza: I can't seem to get them to do what I want.
Nail: Did you try working the shaft?
Frieza: Classy.
Lmbo
I love how professional Captain Ginyu is on this dub. It fits him so perfectly
Some of these voices are better than the anime's!
"Almost all of these voices are better than the anime's!"
Fixed.
Jonathan Morgan
Especially Jeice. I love that Aussie accent.
Christopher Crane especially cpt ginyu in the anime he sounds like gargling water
TheSefirosu200x Kaiserneko is Trunks and Takahata101 is Guru, Dende and Cell.
Chocolate Tampon Your opinion, not a fact dude. However, I don't like him dissing Eric Vale.
Did Dende just speak in Klingon?
"petaQ?"
Yes he did, although it was the incorrect translation. It actually is a derogatory term for retards.
K Luman the fun with subtitles, you can hide the literal meaning with an interpretation. plus, from what I know, kaiser isn't exactly proud of using retarded as an insult.
K Luman
To be honest, petaQ is a general insult that wasn't really given a specific definition. It's been used for "fool," "stupid," "infidel," "scum," etc...
No, he's speaking 4⭐Namekian
YOU KNOW HOW MANY TIMES IT TOOK ME TO REALIZE THAT JACE IS SAYING CAPTAIN AND NOT KITTEN?!?!?! At least 35.
YOU KNOW HOW MANY COMMENTS I'VE READ THAT SAY THE SAME THING?! Too many to count
Batman5295 YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I CARE?! About -5000
I don't get why everyone is mistaking it lol his name is Captain Ginyu lol unless they haven't seen DBZ they should have known that
I always thought it was keaton.
All of the Ginyu force are diary products, either through Japanese word (Ginyu= cows milk), Japanese pronunciation (Burta=butter, Jiece= Cheese) or some sort of anagram (Recoom seems to be based on ku-ree-mu(cream), while Guldo is supposed to be yo-guru-to (yogurt) somehow).
Ginyu: You have a interesting form, and a surprisingly well honed technique
Goku: *AND YOUR PURPLE*
quote of the century u guys, quote of the century
I feel like captain ginyu would've had an interesting life story.
Like, he started out as like a flower or something that magically was able to swap bodies with a little boy that was going to pick him. Then some bullies try to beat him him, so he swaps bodies with the biggest one. and so on, until he plots to swap bodies with freiza after he becomes immortal. Until he is beaten by goku and tuned into a frog.
Don't forget the short and useless cameo in Resurrection F
l Laxdude l. In one manga, Frieza nearly killed Ginyu. Right before he was going to be incinerated, he swapped bodies with a soldier, eventually swapping/killing King Cold
l Laxdude l facts
@@JoeFanik what issue?
@@micdrop344 I think it was just to end the ginyu force once and for all
Killin' crabs! IN THE OCEAN!
Kill it fast! PAIN EXPLOSION! YEAH!!
Somethin' girly...like her hair.
Max Montano I fought a giant crab!
Jeice: Yes sir! He was a valued teammate! Strong, fast, an-
Ginyu: And blue!
Jeice: Pardon captain?
Ginyu: Blue, and tall! And you're so red, and short! It was the perfect little Yin Yang thing we had going!
Jeice: Not that short captain...
Ginyu: Oh don't go all Vegeta on me!
Captain ginyu: Now where going to find another blue recruit
Perhaps recoome knows someone
He's dead too. At least It was in dignity.
@@toonbugstudios1628 jeice: define dignity sir
The only genuine praise Guru ever gave Nail and it was because he told Freeza to work the shaft. Fantastic.
That scene with Ginyu at the beginning reminded me of why Multiplayer can be a pain in the ass XD
RunethePony so true
RunethePony multiplayer of what game?
Broly 9000 All of them.
EVERY.
SINGLE
ONE
Freiza: I'm having trouble getting the dragon balls to do what I want
Neo: Did you try working the shaft. I DIED THAT WAS TOO FUNNY
"Classy" I died too bro
@@umbriel6525 "Yes Lord Guru!"
9:32 This moment actually summarizes one of the reasons I like DBZ Abridged more than the actual DBZ: they don't fuck around when fighting.
Guys, Guys. Chill. They're both awesome. The parody is funny and puts humor into the fights in a good manner without really disrupting them. DBZ itself is just awesome overall.
“KILLING CRABS........IN THE OCEAN” 😂😂😂
I want that song!
Kill it fasttt pain explosion!!!! Yaaaaa💀🤣🤣🤣
I fucking died on this part xD
@@snapclub8751 Crabsplosion. You won't see this comment but hopefully others will
Anyone else feel real sorry for the Ginyu force?
I always feel bad for Jeice and Burter
TheMonocledVenipede
I wanted to see Jeice and Burter go to Spaceys
Don't worry they got wished back and come back again in that one hell rise thing
alexano oneoone They murder entire civilisations/planets. How could you feel sorry for them?
shreknet It's just a job m8
Oh. Hello my name is Super Kami Guru and I'm the guy who's NOT judging you on your appearance
***** lol eh, they're going at a good pace now, I'd say in mid 2016.
*****
Or when scientists finally invent muffin buttons
I GET IT!!!!!!
Did you tell him to work the shaft?
***** But when they do, it will be 'mazin!
“Thaat sluuut”
The best line other than perfect cells lines.
Netflix: Are you still watching?
Someone's daughter: 10:27
Pluh
3:19 see gohan even bulma knows how to dodge
T Artist tell that to how Trunks was born.
Krillin : The sky turns darker than the blackest void.
Mr popo : hmmmmm?
SUPER KAMI GURU FOR PRESIDENT!!!
I like how every other character has a fairly spot on voice but ginyu is just British
“Nail, don’t take his coat.” Lol
guru sound just like android 16
Its the same voice done by two completely different actors.
Chris Alvarez In the next Kai Abridged 16'll probably be the next "I am hilarious and you will quote everything I.... say." Guy
You mean super kami guru
Fitting considering they are the funniest side characters of their respective seasons
Gojira_ you mean it’s the same actor doing two different voices.
THAT SLUUUUUT
10:07 The face of a man trying to purge the mental image of his captain doing.. you know...
Did you tell him to work the shaft? haha
Good work Nail
cyanwarrior100 hahaha you nailed that one!
I have the distinct impression you’re going to be difficult
Guru > Nappa
*grabs popcorn*
I completely agree. I'm my opinion, Nappa got pretty annoying after a while.
MrLp32 yes nappa was really annoying
MrLp32 I think that was kind of the point.
Not.
Popo> both
"Nail's going to destroy your sorry ass. They wouldn't be able to air it on the news because it'll be SO BRUTAL!"
All these years I wondered why Jeice called Ginyu “kitten”. I am rewatching and just happed to have captions on… all this time he was just calling him Captain! I thought Jeice just really liked Ginyu!
He was saying captain
7:00 Frieza vs. Guru = Best comical battle I've seen to date. Frieza has been hilarious to listen to
I've always wondered if Ginyu was some other species when he was born.
It was confirmed by official material in I think Budokai Tenkaichi 3.
He was,but he has swopped bodies so many times he forgot what his original body looked like
@@windowstaskmanager5349 I never even thought about that. His first appearance isn't even his original body.
"He's the strongest of our race!"
[Wow. Good thing Freeza didn't use his scouter on Nail and prove Guru a liar].
what?
James Mansfield Guru is telling Frieza how Nail is the strongest on Namek, and that he's pretty much gonna kill Frieza.
But the thing is, Guru is lying, and Frieza actually buys it.
Now Frieza could have used his scouter to read Nail's energy level and find out that Guru was lying to him, and then kill them both.
[It's a miracle he didn't].
GhostPlanetFilms freeza knows they can hide there power level so he doesnt bother
Rigmathis Oh, he does? I don't remember that ever coming up.
at the village where gohan and krillen watch him slaughter the locals
They keep saying, "I did it in the pod on the way here."
Those things are one-man pods, completely vacuum sealed for survival in space. What did they do with the . . . byproducts?
It's zero gravity so it floats. They have a parachute to shoot into and it seals up in a cone.
@@claytonepperson3189 Zero-G Jizz. Thanks for that image.
I thought they sleep the whole trip
4:28 Ginyu's personality summed up.
LOL Nail shoulda forced his head under Guru's hand to get a power up......MAN that just sounds weird..
Nail should have just threatened Guru to get him the power up but when you think about it Nail was able to stall Frieza long enough for the earthlings to get the Namekian dragon balls
😂 Huh? 😂
Don't worry we get what you mean.
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Do we though? :p
9:10 Moment of silence for all the parents who have to sit through their kid's music recitals. And coming from a kid who played in a middle school orchestra, trust me, it can get pretty bad.
I initially thought the line "The sky turns darker than the blackest void" followed by Mr. Popo turning around was some kind of unintentional racism by Krillin. Only now years later do I remember that Mr. Popo had a hellish void he sent them to for training, lol!
I mean, Popo's color is genuinely so dark that it's hard for me to even think of him as "black" in an ethnic way.
I mean, how many Africans have skin the color of void?
The Namekian word for bastard is from the Star Trek Klingon language. Wait- have the Namekians been speaking Klingon this whole time? I need to find a bigger nerd than myself to confirm this!
I think so
Yes they have xD
Christopher Kendall K'plaa!
Certainly did, approx 5 episodes ago or so, subtitles even mentioned it being Klingon
Maybe I'll find it for you if I'm not too lazy
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is there gonna be a GT Abridged someday?
Christian Rijos By the time we get to that they'll probably just make an abridged series of the new series that is actually canon
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Neil:He killed our entire race lord Guru!
Guru:Don't take his coat
XD
Frieza is evil. But his internal monologue, about planning to use immortality to make himself a legendary tyrant that just disappears for ages and then returns at a time when everyone has forgotten he was ever truly real?
That’s not simply “evil” it’s straight up god tier pranking/trolling and I love it 🤣