VILLAIN SMOKEY EYES & RED LIPS TUTORIAL | JOHN MACLEAN
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- Опубликовано: 27 окт 2024
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Website - www.johnmaclean...
Patreon - / johnmaclean
Instagram - / lordmaclean
Twitter - / houseofmaclean
Facebook - / cosmeticconsultant
RUclips - / cosmeticconsultant
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apologizes for not posting
proceeds to say the url
*also confirms that he’s a vampire*
Over 300 years old but has the finger on the pulse of trends
ihaveno name -_- No thanks. Ikr he's great
I wonder if he laughs after he does it- you can see there's a jump cut straight after.
I honestly thought John talked like that and wasn’t just putting on a show but then I heard www.youtube.com lmao
*This vocabulary*
*Harvard is shaking*
*Webster is deceased*
Harvard could never !! :B
Thesaurus.com's wig is snatched
*Oxford is gagging lol*
Harvard who?
My boyfriend at 4am: baaaaabe what are you doing up?
Me: ensuring seamlessness
Treyt Williams “ever so slightly”
Lmaooooo I know this is an old comment, but it's still very funny!
Love and seamless blessings from Miami FL❤
you have 666 likes.. i don't want to spoil it..
ME. ME TOO
"I do apologise if my chin area appears quite sandpapery" *motions at flawless, alabaster marble chin*
you know, now that he´s pointed it out.... wait, no, my screen´s just dusty, he´s still flawless
Right!?? 😂♥️
*god has joined the server*
TheJewelTheory Ahahhahahahahah 😂😂😂😂😂
TheJewelTheory lmaooo 😭😂😂
TheJewelTheory ROFLMAOOOO 😂😂
Yisss 😍
*tooth has joined the chat*
I love that the endscreen says "Subscription is optional". It feels so much more polite than other beauty gurus who are almost demanding you to subscribe. It's the small things that matter.
LaluLalie Marie ikr
It’s so classy and dignified. John is the next generation of RUclips now that this self involved, fake, materialistic generation is finally dying out.
i thought it was just me who noticed that. THAT made me subscribe; so polite.
So refreshing honestly. ❤️
SCREAMINGGG
The beauty community is in shambles right now. Meanwhile John remains SEAMLESS
I read SEAMLESS in his voice 😂
Indeed, our lord Maclean has maintained his S E A M L E S S N E S S
*If Cambridge Dictionary was a beauty guru*
His voice and the way he talks is so soothing and sophisticated like oh my god I love him so much🤤❤
I like how everyone in the comments upgraded their vocabulary/grammar to match the video
lil ram I think this is the only channel on RUclips where commenters capitalize their sentences, use proper grammar, know where apostrophes go, and use punctuation.
I feel so comfy here.
I see you, Oxford comma.
lil ram Whatith areith youith talkingith aboutith?
Lol yes...indeed.
Haha I noticed
The bob Ross of the beauty industry
Comment winner! I thought the same thing. No drama, no bs, just good ol fashioned makeup!
Alyssa F. Ikr? He's such a queen👏
THIS
Craig Riley yes yes thank you
Happy little brows
24000? You dont look a day over 19000
he hardly even looks older than ten-thousand!
i'm screaming😂
John please speak at my funeral
lol
The largest mood
Ugh can you imagine the stateliness of it all?
Lol
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Do you ever think he’s not joking when he says he’s immortal?
Of course he's not
Sadye Arlin yeah............-_-
Yea...
👀
Dude! DUDE!!! Exactly!!
I love that you inhabit your own pristine corner of RUclips. No drama, no Laura, no Manny, no Shane, no nonsense. Just you, your ethereal good looks, your drop-dead-gorgeous voice and your otherwordly talent. Please remain just the way you are.
His subtle sarcastic humor paired with the monotone voice makes me cry laughing
"24,000 years of immortality."
I'm wHEEZING.
Loki llol me too!!
loved it!
Every time I see a video of his I regain brain cells from the ones lost watching the beauty community’s apologies.
*laughs in **_italics_*
wig plucked from scalp
The tea is piping hot tonight
Yaaas! 👏
gospel
"to conceal my neon sapphire undereye discoloration" I feel that on a spiritual level.
Me too.
I felt that ever so slightly
I have learned a new term!
Dark circles/undereye = neon sapphire undereye discoloration
I will now refer to my dark circles as neon sapphire and radiating amethyst arcs
All i want to say now is "sorry for my bad english"
Anyone else notice how the whole video... he talks about the look and the makeup..? Instead of TEA and drama like every other beauty guru.
That's why we love JM
OfficialHunterDouglas “beauty gurus” hmmm .. you should you also check out Lisa Eldridge’s channel. There’s a few good make up artists who actually know what they’re talking about. And you can learn stuff. I have no shade for the make up gurus, except that all of their make up looks the same, just different colours.
That's why I trembled (ever so slightly, of course) when folks suggested a collaboration with Jeffree Star. John Maclean is too good for such childish shenanigans.
Good for a change lol
There are bEaUtY GuRuS and Artists.
Its absolutely criminal how underrated you are.
It's nice a bit before everyone arrives
@@adrianepulliam6225 ikr. It's only a matter of time
trust me all the youtubers know the god himself
drkmgic 💯
"After twenty four thousand years of immortal life.." It is confirmed. He. Is. A. VAMPIRE!! YAY
the way he says Bye... and then white light appears is like when i met my fairy godmother in my dream
I find his BYE somewhat heartbreakingly sweet.
Aww that's like the sweetest compliment I've ever seen to describe someone
Ohh that's the sweetest comment ever!!
Literally omg
"Now in order to look expensive..."
Me: *looks for a pen and a piece of paper*
Loooooooolll
😂😂😂
*anxiety has left the chat*
So much more effective than Xanax.
im here bih
A true and honest mood
This should be made into relaxment tapes...I could listen him talk about bathing in virgin blood and go "hmh...yesss....so sensible.....moisturaziation after a blood mask made of your enemies IS of importance...."
Johanna Antoinette; more like of utmost importance, knowing John's vocabulary
John was found unbothered after the events that took place this week in the beauty community
Being bothered isn't chic
Of course, he's a god
eh. he did use some Kat von d
He will outlive every one of them
If aliens ever attack us. I choose him to communicate with them first.
😂😂😂
Bring them Laura and Manny, aliens would flee to the next galaxy.
Anjelo Carey lmfaoooo
Go away
Ishan Ali It's either aliens will worship him or He'll suck their blood dry... :/
Every time he says seamlessness, my body shivers with excitement.
Ikrrrr
I just showed this video to my boyfriend (who is not into makeup) and his reaction was first speechlessness, then he kept saying how fascinated he was, then he said "John Maclean, huh?" And then I'm pretty sure I saw him search for you and subscribe.
John's appeal is universal 💁♀️
I think he really knows we love to hear seamlessness
I think I found the perfect name for the fandom.. Behold, the *_maCLAN_*
I second the locomotion
I second thy collision
I second that immortal potion... What!?!?
I second that ocean
Evidently not REFINED enough.
I pressed the like button, ever so slightly.
thelionsofficial yassss!!!
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Weak😭💀
thelionsofficial as did I, your slightly darker sister
i didn't notice how often they said it until i read this comment jhaflkghaslkd
The best beauty guru on RUclips right here. Not problematic, good vocabulary, good sense of humor, just great overall
"I like to glow greater than the gods"
- John Maclean
The subtle jokes he drops in every video always make me laugh. Our dark lord has humor. Much love, John!
"After 24,000 years of a immortal life..." 😅
*he said “sister” I’m literally screaming*
mariiivera when?
Glad I wasn’t imagining it lol
@@saraomari7540 when he said that? I didn't hear it.😕
silent days at 8:09
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**All beauty gurus were found dead and wigless.**
* *Tea channels still haven't found the suspect, and the case has been **_cancelled_** .**
Wigless 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
Hahahahaha 😂
John u shuld totally do-
1. ASMR
2. A day in my life
3. House tour
4. Behind the scenes / bloopers
the dark lord does not have bloopers. the dark lord does not bloop. blooping is for mortals.
Do you even think that he does get wrong BIH
Yesss I watch this for ASMR
He doesn't like to share his private life on youtube sadly
I don’t want him to turn into one of those RUclipsrs
he isn't glowing *for* the Gods, he's glowing *greater* than the Gods
Ocean he taught them how to 😀
He *is* the God!
So refreshing to watch someone without all the drama....John, you're like a breath of fresh air!
Can you help me with my college essay? 😂
I watch his videos before I sleep. So calming
Me too
can someone create an asmr compilation video of the lord saying S E A M L E S S N E S S?
The dark lord rises from the horrid toothache, thank the makeup gods 🖤🌹🖤
But hes one of the makeup gods
@@choealley8105 gods are immortal sadly John is mortal he revealed that in one of his q and A's but maybe one day ♡
I feel like the beauty community really needs you. There's so much drama and you're here giving actual makeup advice and in-depth tutorials. THIS is the exact content of a real makeup artist dedicated to their artistry and teaching others!
lara t John, Zabrena, and Wayne Goss are my go to beauty films. They stay far from the drama, not even acknowledging it. It’s beautiful
lara t truth! And that's why he is one of the teachers in Master Class.
Can i just bring everyones attention to how enticing and mesmerizing John's eyes are. They're gorgeous.
He as a whole isfrikcin gorgeous
I hooked this up to my family’s big ass smart tv and I am telling u for free ain’t nothing more hypnotising then watching John Maclean on the big screen cya
I wash my face because of you
I don't know why but I found this funny
Me too!! And I’m much more gentle around my eyes now too!!
John Maclean literally clears skin and kills acne
Rose , omg same
Can’t be more relatable
Bold of yall to assume he's not actually God doing make up tutorials
Reka Jakab-Farkas you know what you’re right John is in fact God
Hahahaha
I demand John Maclean merchandise. I want t-shirts that say,"seamlessness", and "I like to glow greater than the gods." Somebody please make this happen 💁😂❤
His merchandising at this point are his handmaid mirrors but I need those t-shirts! A true king!
I agree! Someone plz make this happen
Also "particular"
How about "My caviar is highly reputed for alluring all the lords to court."
We also need a black t-shirt with all of the different colors of black.
why does he make my heart warm up ever so slightly
*All of his subtle jokes though! lol 😂❤️*
His jokes sound rich
"A petrified sea urchin"
How descriptive
I just noticed John has over 316k subscribers. The last time I checked, which was his last Q&A video, he had just over 216k. This is wonderful. I'm so happy people are enjoying his work.
Right, I was just saying I think he has tripled his numbers since the beginning of the year...he seems so nice, smart clearly talented, Amazing and yet so low key as well...
I just dubbed as a matter of fact. I'm in love
This deity can make a 1hr video on how to tie a shoe and I'd watch it like my life depends on it
YouMad Bruh watch his lacquer video
@@deenrqqwe6794 i did. And i don't even have wooden furnitures in my house
My fellow admirer I think the word you seek to express is deity - we Stan eloquence in the name of our Dark Lord
Deity*
John, I particularly love your makeup films because you take great care to describe and demonstrate the technique with which you apply your makeup to create your looks. I very much appreciate the tutorial quality of your videos because it really brings artistry to the forefront. Also, I love seeing quality brands featured that don't get talked about in North America - Inglot, Illamasqua, Real Techniques, and such. As always, your elegance and humour are delightful.
why do i actually believe that he has lives for 24,000 years? 😣
Where did you learn this vocabulary i hardly passed english
-ariana cruz-
*_I relate_*
Its old English, common vampire language.
I've had to pause a lot of videos just too look a word I'd never heard of lol
He talks like moira from overwatch. I guess where he is from ppl talk like that
She invented it
Your voice reduces my anxiety wow
ermerritt did that for me tooo
I was just thinking he would be great to listen to tonight when I get my Sunday night going back to work anxiety...
He does that same calming effect to me.
SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAME
I’d love to see a Morticia Addams inspired look on you. You’re such an icon.
morticia addams was inspired by John wym
YES YES YAASSS! 👏👏
@@watertribewannabe yes
Petrified sea urchin
Yup
Im subscribing
Just listening to him makes me feel like I'm living in a majestic castle with 800 servants!👸🏾
Yes, god is back. We love god. Gods voice is like if water could talk.
" *I wanted to look quite supervillain* "
Laura Leech is QUAKING
I love how he straight into the makeup and use no music posing
mjk 213 that’s what you call a true makeup artist, straight to the point, no delays, entertainment in short form, suited for such a learning video.
"hi guys don't forget to hit the like button subscribe click the bell and send me money too here's my patreon, today we're going to talk shit, and in an over the top happy intonation." *generic upbeat music playing*
"Always look in your own eyes for a map. Nietzsche was very smart." Bless you
Yeah , he was but I'm pretty sure he said "NATURE".
Frederic Nietzsche and Lord Maclean were school mates lol
It's been tremendously useful and beneficial.
I think I found my future signature look, just ever so slightly toned down to suit a everyday routine.
I have big round close set eyes with very little space between the socket and the brow, and I already stubbornly refuses to pull my eyeliner flick upwards.
I never really cared for eyeshadows before, now I have something to work with.
Thanks.
Refuse*
Who else wants to see him laugh just because they're curious?
Legendary Vocalists "delicious" lol
Mwaahhahahahahahahaaha
i feel like it would just be a polite, restrained little closed-mouth chuckle, even if he was alone.
Just Me it sounds like angels.
@Legendary Vocalists Ooo, yes, I came to say the same thing. I think the interview channel is Fummi or something. Yes, very sweet and warm grinning and laughing from him.
I tapped the subscribe button ever so slightly 😂😂😂
Nice one
😂love this your comment was so seamless...tbh i barely know what that means
BAHAHA
as to ensure seamlessness
The only child this made me chuckle
I want to hear him say the word crisp. I feel like it would be so satisfying.
Benjamin Patron ikr😫😂
This is the most sophisticated makeup tutorial I have ever seen in my life I am in love
You hypnotize me...gorgeous, your voice, your vocabulary, your elegance...just enchanting
I'm here and ready to be relaxed and educated ☺️
I love the comments section on this videos. It's always so peaceful... thanks, Dark Lord, for bringing us, mere mortals, all together in this community. And thank you for this relaxing and interesting fillum 🌹
8:08 “WE SHALl PRESUME IT TO BE A SLIGHTLY DARKER SISTER” omg
I'm sure James Charles was giddy at this line
Ohmahgerd YES
*is a slightly darker sista*
Sister
Do you know when you could sit and listen to someone talk about ANYTHING, literally FOREVER? Yeah, that's exactly what it's like watching your videos, one of the few beauty gurus who does not suck the brain cells from your brain matter
Neon sapphire under eye discoloration 😂
Elmi Nortier That was the most beautiful way I’ve ever heard someone describe their dark circles. 😆
I'm so glad you uploaded because its nice to come to a channel away from all the beauty drama. Its so nice to drink tea instead of listening to it :)
omg such a cute comment
Agreed! :)
Exactly... It's like shit hit the fan all over the beauty community these days...
Aww thanks :)
I want a shirt that says "seamlessness."
Bridget Akridge
Get lost 'flawless' !
Bridget Akridge He needs to sell shirts that say seamless.
Great idea! I would buy one👍
Bridget Akridge yesss, though I’d prefer to wear it on a hoodie/sweatshirt because it’s cold here
"Just ensuring seamlessness."
Idky but the "subscription is optional" at the end made me subscribe god what was I doing with my life before
You always remind me of Sophie Ellis Bextor
Hagen Scheer Amy lee from Evanescence meets Sophie Ellis Bextor
John Maclean's films are such an enchanting, peaceful & pure place. No promos. No drama. He brings knowledge, elegance, talent and sssseamlessness.
I sure hope people aren’t missing his humor..... I think he’s hysterical..... so self deprecating... ‘neon sapphire’ under eye discoloration..... amongst others to say the least .... truly worth a sniggle and much to my dismay, a snort.
Lorrie Harkey I completely agree, ‘more sensible than a box of porridge’ got to me
He’s got a fantastic sense of humor
why do you..... write.... like this......
Lorrie Harkey “a petrified sea urchin” while referring to his chin 😂
Why whenever I listen to John I feel like I’am only now learning to speak English 😂😂😂He speaks so properly, with so much class and elegance #CANTRELATE😂😂😂
Go back to his early videos. His accent and style of speaking seems to be something he has developed and worked on. Is all possible!
+Celeritas2 Thank you so much! I will watch his other videos :) To be honest as a non-native English speaker I'm learning with John a lot of new, useful and elegant words, I feel like a rich lady whenever I hear him xD
The dislikes come from English teachers quaking in their boots
Looks like yours were no good so fair comment...there? Girl....
I can't tell if you used the incorrect form of "there" on purpose or not, but the correct form of the word would be spelt as "their"
Or transphobic ppl babe
Lmaooo amen
PetiteAriana wooooosh way over your head
"Applied my eyebrows," I cannot breathe that's so funny to me.
Ahaha yea ..he ain't got eyebrows so he applies them
You make a most elegant, and seamless, villain, my dear Sir Maclean.
Im going blind and this is very helpful to remember things, everything is specified and that makes me "see with my ears" and remember how colors was since not able to see your brain forget about how it looks.
conexos2007 Wow, that's tough, so sorry to hear this :( Wonderful though that John is helping you out! Take care x x x
I missed you! Also "A Petrified Sea Urchin" is my aesthetic
yas hoseok
You summoned, Dark Lord?? ❤️
All Products are listed below.
BASE (all products applied off camera)
Bobbi Brown - Vitamin Enriched Face Base Priming Moisturizer
Kat Von D - Lock-It Foundation Shade Light 41 Neutral
Kryolan - Dermacolor Camouflage Creme Shade D1W
Kryolan - Dermacolor Camouflage Creme Shade D40 (eyebrows)
Kryolan - Loose Translucent Powder Shade TL3
MAC - Eye Shadow Shade Espresso (eyebrows)
MAC - Full Coverage Foundation Shade W10
MAC - Studio Fix Pastels Shade Shivering White
CHEEKS
Becca - Shimmering Skin Perfector Pressed Highlighter Shade Pearl
Inglot - Eye Shadow Shade 349 (contour)
MAC - Bronzing Powder Shade Matte Bronze
MAC - Powder Blush Shade Blushbaby
MAC - Studio Fix Pastels Shade Shivering White
EYES
Inglot - Eye Shadow Shade 348
Inglot - Eye Shadow Shade 349
MAC - Eye Shadow Shade Brule
MAC - Eye Shadow Shade Carbon
MAC - Eye Shadow Shade Espresso
MAC - Eye Shadow Shade Omega
MAC - Studio Fix Powder Plus Foundation Shade NW10
theBalm - Mascara formulation What’s Your Type? “the Body Builder”
Topshop - Eyeshadow Mono Shade Silver Fox
LIPS
Illamasqua - Colouring Lip Pencil Shade Spell
MAC - Matte Lipstick Shade Lady Danger
TOOLS
Charles Fox - 81460/15 Blender Brush
e.l.f. - Small Tapered Brush
Inglot - 6SS Makeup Brush
Inglot - Professional Eyelash Curler
Kevyn Aucoin - Small Eyeshadow Soft Round Tip Brush
Kit Stars - N30 Small Tapered Blender
Kit Stars - N31 Tapered Blender
Kit Stars - N33 Micro Pencil Brush
MAC - 217 Synthetic Blending Brush
MAC - 219 Synthetic Pencil Brush
MAC - 239 Synthetic Eye Shader Brush
NARS - #2 Push Eyeliner Brush
Real Techniques - 300 Tapered Blush
Zoeva - 228 Crease Brush
So professional, so funny, so classy, he is just amazing, and I found that very attractive.
100% convinced that sis has been alive for thousands of years
Bitch, me too. No one can tell me other wise.
Imagine John having a conversation with sister James I- sksjsjskks
-Sofi Noyola-
John: Hi, I'd love to introduce myself to you-
James: *_SISTEEEEER_*
Sofi Noyola have you not seen god talk to peasants
Awaria Zycie 😂😂
Sister James is not worthy
Mahashweta Pal OMH 💀💀💀
God has heard our prayers and returned our savior in the darkest hours of the crumbling beauty world
Why don’t you have more subscribers? You are a literal queen
In the middle of a pandemic and I just want to re-watch John Maclean videos 😭💗
Never leave us again John. The beauty community is in shambles.