Jerma would totally be a b-tier superhero in the “The Boys” universe. He’d be this huge jokester who tries to liven people’s days up, but accidentally causes a mass murder scene and runs away embarrassed and laughing at the unintended carnage he just caused.
Jerma when he could easily choose from at least 5 xmen with regeneration / longer lifespan, at least 5 xmen with telekinesis, or at least 5 xmen with heightened strength/durability and he chooses one of the xmen that literally causes destruction uncontrollably.
It's literally one of the worse ones. And we don't have fancy laser blocking glasses in the real world. He's FUCKED to be a open faucet solar flare for the rest of his life.
@@carto4028 I was thinking it would force him to keep his eyes taped shut for the rest of his life, but I’m pretty sure if he closes his eyes the lasers burn him so yeah he’s just absolutely fucked
@@zzeroara9511 Not literally Jesus, but take a look at Nathaneil Grey/X-Man's design and needless to say the artists weren't subtle with their inspirations.
@Ogopogo A Go Go i think i mixed him up with santa, since they're pretty closely related with Christmas. although it would be really funny if they made Jesus a mutant
I love her Jerma's first couple "you got me" was genuine anger, then he amps it up to make it seem like a character at the end. This is the moment Jerma became Heisenberg.
I love how Jerma is so confidently dismissive with “I’ve already had this argument” yet being simply asked if he would want a power with non-combat applications he’s floored, he never considered that.
When Ster yells about how he'd use Mystique's power to trick Jerma into finally loving him.... it made me cry from laughter and from how hard I related to that
But Ster specifically said POWERS ALONE, you don't get the skills or personality of the hero, only the powers. And Jerma doesn't have object permanence.
That only happened because of a *very* extreme circumstance, where he parachuted off from a falling airplane as a kid, and accidentally landed on his head. I don’t think that’s gonna be a very common occurrence for- never mind.
The funniest part is I'm pretty sure that canonically he doesn't make lasers with his eyes, his eyes are portals to a dimension that is completely full of laser.
Storm can control weather and create effects, Wolverine has an unbreakable skeleton and impossibly fast regeneration, Professor Xavier has telepathy and mind control, Jean Grey has telekinesis (and a bunch of other stuff too honestly), Kitty Pride can go through walls, Colossus can turn into a nearly invulnerable metal, Nightcrawler can teleport... And that's only including X-Men _members,_ not just characters IN the X-Men comics. Jerma chose the ONLY CHARACTER whose powers can't be used in any other way besides violence AND whose powers ACTIVELY RUIN one of your major senses.
@@atomicanachronism8849 Honestly, that might be better since in some version of Wolverine, that metal slowly poisons and eventually kills him prematurely by whittling away at his regeneration abilities.
@@Metallijosh100 I think Rogue IS undoubtedly worse just because she could kill anyone she touched with a near brief "graze" of her skin. At least with Cyclops, you could just wear those ruby glasses. Also, I think potentially Cyclops's inability to stop using his eye lasers might have been a psychic block of his own doing, unintentionally so, due to some kind of trauma he had as a kid. I'm just genuinely baffled that Jerma chose one of the most useless powers, as Rogue can at least "drain life" and invigorate you.
I mean, one of the X-Men with the most real life utility has got to be Cypher. You can understand, read, write, and speak literally any language, including but not limited to earthly languages, computer code, alien languages, ciphers, and even magic.
There are XMen with teleportation powers, ice powers, multiple with flying powers, multiple with mind reading/mind control, shapeshifting, and many other powers that aren’t inherently violent yet Jerma goes for LASER EYES
Not to be that guy, but Cyclops powers are sick as fuck from what I remember! If I remember correctly, his eyes are basically portals to a dimension of infinite energy that he technically *could* turn off if not for a mild case of skydiving related brain damage. Considering how low-octane most people live these days, a healing factor or super strength would be cool but kind of unnecessary; and it’s not like it’s gonna kick in when my back hurts from sitting funny. Instead, in terms of just cool shit to be able to do I think Cyclops (sans brain damage) is honestly pretty high, with some of the least built in caveats! (Looking at Nightcrawler and his Rotten egg smell) …It’s still pretty psychotic that he didn’t pick Mystique though considering that entertaining is literally his lifeblood and making faces and voices is kind of his bread and butter…
ofcourse jerma would be the ONLY power that the owner has literally no control of and is constantly dreading to use it as he might hurt others however jerma would enjoy it, he would level entire cities in one night
I've thought about this, and I reckon the best super power to possess would be the ability to cause immediate and catastrophic loss of bowel control in people. Imagine the possibilities, criminals stopped dead in their tracks, as everything they sought to do _instantly_ has to take a back seat because they're unwittingly taking the biggest dump of their lives.
Cyclops actually has a really cool power because it's not just beams, he can control them EXTREMELY precisely. Like punch a hole the size of a pin through a penny precise.
Is that actually from him though or just the visor? Maybe this is more of a 90's thing, but I thought the visor was what he used to adjust the beams power and focus and stuff, that's why he is always putting his hand up to it to shoot
Wolverine’s power would be the most useful if you plan on having a pretty regular life. You can’t get sick, you can’t really get hurt, you can drink an infinite number of pepsi’s without feeling your arteries clogging, and if we’re counting the indestructible metal skeleton, can’t be killed either. If you wanted to live a abnormal life, my pick would be quicksilver. Nothing beats moving so fast the world appears still.
Storm's power would probably be most helpful. Just making sure that people around you get nice weather, and you could also visit different places to fix their droughts. But that'd probably be huge pain in the ass after a while. Personally I'd go with Wolverine. Never getting sick and living for long time (but not being immortal). I'd just ignore the bone knives in my hands.
realistically the only x-men with a power that would be genuinely useful in day-to-day life would be armor. you can never get hurt and you would never have body odor, and you'd be way stronger so you could do things you'd normally struggle with much easier
cyclops literally being the most tortured x men, being forced to always where reflective glasses or he kills literally everyone while he screams in agonizing pain. definitely a psychos choice
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Jerma would totally be a b-tier superhero in the “The Boys” universe. He’d be this huge jokester who tries to liven people’s days up, but accidentally causes a mass murder scene and runs away embarrassed and laughing at the unintended carnage he just caused.
car crash incident
He's that flying hero from the animated Boys show.
In the boys universe? Jerma just does that
the Joker basically
985 dead.
If jerma had the monkeys paw there would be no hidden tricks. His wishes already are curses.
Jerma’s genie in the bottle is scratching his head trying to give the wishes unintended upsides so he can still seem clever.
we know what he would wish to eat
He already has monkey toe
He's the type to sabotage himself because he thinks he'll somehow get sabotaged during the process
Jerma when he could easily choose from at least 5 xmen with regeneration / longer lifespan, at least 5 xmen with telekinesis, or at least 5 xmen with heightened strength/durability and he chooses one of the xmen that literally causes destruction uncontrollably.
It's literally one of the worse ones. And we don't have fancy laser blocking glasses in the real world. He's FUCKED to be a open faucet solar flare for the rest of his life.
@@carto4028 I was thinking it would force him to keep his eyes taped shut for the rest of his life, but I’m pretty sure if he closes his eyes the lasers burn him so yeah he’s just absolutely fucked
@@cyber_xiii3786 No, closing your eyes works fine, there have been times cyclops was held captive without the goggles.
PSYCHOPATH streamer wants to cause MASS destruction with SUPER power and DISGUISES it with BENEVOLENT facade
If he chose Cyclops' powers wouldn't it mean he can control it? The only reason Cyclops can't is because of head trauma.
we all know cyclops had the best grip
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Ask Wolverine, he would know
@@dajokahbaby1506 😳
@@dajokahbaby1506 are we thinking of the same thing
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Love th guy in chat who said "Jesus" in response to what XMen they would be
Jesus is the food one, he can multiply fish and bread.
I mean there is an X-Men character who looks likes Jesus.
@@ogopogoagogo wait, are you fr? jesus IS a mutant
@@zzeroara9511 Not literally Jesus, but take a look at Nathaneil Grey/X-Man's design and needless to say the artists weren't subtle with their inspirations.
@Ogopogo A Go Go i think i mixed him up with santa, since they're pretty closely related with Christmas. although it would be really funny if they made Jesus a mutant
I love her Jerma's first couple "you got me" was genuine anger, then he amps it up to make it seem like a character at the end. This is the moment Jerma became Heisenberg.
This is the moment jerma became the sus guy
I love how Jerma is so confidently dismissive with “I’ve already had this argument” yet being simply asked if he would want a power with non-combat applications he’s floored, he never considered that.
Jerma's thought process went like this:
1. What Xmen power would I want?
2. Lasers are cool
3. I LIKE KILLING PEOPLE
When Ster yells about how he'd use Mystique's power to trick Jerma into finally loving him.... it made me cry from laughter and from how hard I related to that
The chattwr who said "fatlander" about the create food power is like infinite +2
+2
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Fatlander xD
The hero we truly deserve.
@@freakishuproar1168 the conspiracy theory hero: flatlander
Cyclops has an UNCANNY sense of geometry too don't forget
He's not just a murderlaser guy
But Ster specifically said POWERS ALONE, you don't get the skills or personality of the hero, only the powers. And Jerma doesn't have object permanence.
@@iminumst7827 you telling me understanding shapes isn't a super power?
@@pigmentpeddler5811No you're just bad at geometry, man. I'm sorry.
@@Profile__1 no that's rocks
Oddly specific
why is no one acknowledging that cyclops' whole thing is he can't turn off the laser vision?
Good grip comes at a price.
@@russellfisher1303 sad but true
That only happened because of a *very* extreme circumstance, where he parachuted off from a falling airplane as a kid, and accidentally landed on his head. I don’t think that’s gonna be a very common occurrence for-
never mind.
Ster acknowledges that in the unedited clip
The funniest part is I'm pretty sure that canonically he doesn't make lasers with his eyes, his eyes are portals to a dimension that is completely full of laser.
Storm can control weather and create effects, Wolverine has an unbreakable skeleton and impossibly fast regeneration, Professor Xavier has telepathy and mind control, Jean Grey has telekinesis (and a bunch of other stuff too honestly), Kitty Pride can go through walls, Colossus can turn into a nearly invulnerable metal, Nightcrawler can teleport... And that's only including X-Men _members,_ not just characters IN the X-Men comics.
Jerma chose the ONLY CHARACTER whose powers can't be used in any other way besides violence AND whose powers ACTIVELY RUIN one of your major senses.
Wolverine didn't originally have the metal bones, he got that from like a government experiment
I genuinely cannot think of a worse choice, even Rogue MIGHT be less life-ruining than Cyclops. What a mind boggling choice.
@@atomicanachronism8849 Honestly, that might be better since in some version of Wolverine, that metal slowly poisons and eventually kills him prematurely by whittling away at his regeneration abilities.
@@Metallijosh100 I think Rogue IS undoubtedly worse just because she could kill anyone she touched with a near brief "graze" of her skin. At least with Cyclops, you could just wear those ruby glasses. Also, I think potentially Cyclops's inability to stop using his eye lasers might have been a psychic block of his own doing, unintentionally so, due to some kind of trauma he had as a kid. I'm just genuinely baffled that Jerma chose one of the most useless powers, as Rogue can at least "drain life" and invigorate you.
@@Profile__1I think you’re forgetting we don’t have those red glasses in the real world which makes the Cyclops power SIGNIFICANTLY worse
0:50 Some in the chat "STERVERT" lmao
going back to 'the food one' is such a good bit by ster.
I can't believe this is even a question. The answer is obviously Magneto, because then you wouldn't have to put gas in your car.
I wanna be the X-man who creates gas
@@l.3ok GYAS
@@albertskoften1452 GYAS
i would just fly around in my car, hell i would just wear metal armor and fly around
@@Kazuhira2249 What are you, the leader of some kind of extremist civil rights advocacy group? That sounds like it would chafe quite a bit.
He didn't even hesitate, it was Cyclops so quickly.
I mean, one of the X-Men with the most real life utility has got to be Cypher. You can understand, read, write, and speak literally any language, including but not limited to earthly languages, computer code, alien languages, ciphers, and even magic.
do NOT let this man get access to the extra powerful super serum
There are XMen with teleportation powers, ice powers, multiple with flying powers, multiple with mind reading/mind control, shapeshifting, and many other powers that aren’t inherently violent yet Jerma goes for LASER EYES
Well... Every single person is his enemy so it tracks.
Jerma totally would be homelander
Jerm Lander.
Not to be that guy, but Cyclops powers are sick as fuck from what I remember! If I remember correctly, his eyes are basically portals to a dimension of infinite energy that he technically *could* turn off if not for a mild case of skydiving related brain damage.
Considering how low-octane most people live these days, a healing factor or super strength would be cool but kind of unnecessary; and it’s not like it’s gonna kick in when my back hurts from sitting funny. Instead, in terms of just cool shit to be able to do I think Cyclops (sans brain damage) is honestly pretty high, with some of the least built in caveats! (Looking at Nightcrawler and his Rotten egg smell)
…It’s still pretty psychotic that he didn’t pick Mystique though considering that entertaining is literally his lifeblood and making faces and voices is kind of his bread and butter…
Wow, I don’t even want to read all this. Happy for me though or sorry it happened.
To be fair though, half the fun about Jerma doing stuff is that it's Jerma doing it. If he could shape shift it'd be a bit less funny
God i cant wait for him to run in the galactic cell 3 primaries.
Im so happy jerma and star are still friends and alive and well
Jerma was pretty good as the Spot in the new spider verse movie
why is he so FURIOUS
There’s a crazy amount of stuff to unpack here
ofcourse jerma would be the ONLY power that the owner has literally no control of and is constantly dreading to use it as he might hurt others however jerma would enjoy it, he would level entire cities in one night
I've thought about this, and I reckon the best super power to possess would be the ability to cause immediate and catastrophic loss of bowel control in people. Imagine the possibilities, criminals stopped dead in their tracks, as everything they sought to do _instantly_ has to take a back seat because they're unwittingly taking the biggest dump of their lives.
No fuc king way he said cyclops so confidently
Jerma is actually from the Punch Dimension and longs to be home
Cyclops actually has a really cool power because it's not just beams, he can control them EXTREMELY precisely. Like punch a hole the size of a pin through a penny precise.
Is that actually from him though or just the visor? Maybe this is more of a 90's thing, but I thought the visor was what he used to adjust the beams power and focus and stuff, that's why he is always putting his hand up to it to shoot
@@michaelmorbius3009 It was a 90s thing I think
Cyclops would be GOATed for creating electricty. Right after any guys with electrical powers
The only X-Men I can think of that would be able to create food, would be one of the reality warpers ones like Scarlet Witch.
OH wait I just remembered there's a X man that poops ice cream.
@@carto4028 That's gotta be like the worst power, besides like being able to explode but only once
@@atomicanachronism8849 Shitting ice cream would fucking rock dude. It might be a little cold on the way out though.
ster with the deep cut elixir reference at 0:37
Wolverine’s power would be the most useful if you plan on having a pretty regular life. You can’t get sick, you can’t really get hurt, you can drink an infinite number of pepsi’s without feeling your arteries clogging, and if we’re counting the indestructible metal skeleton, can’t be killed either. If you wanted to live a abnormal life, my pick would be quicksilver. Nothing beats moving so fast the world appears still.
He’s got the best grip of any of them.
Ok but if you could harness the power of the eye beam you could probably solve global warming
like, angel? beast? even the invisible lady would be a better choice
nah cuz beast's feet are too big for comfy shoes
1:55 "fatlander"
Gotta love Ster's "Jerma" voice. Just spot on...also sounds a little like the rats from the Mystery of the Myan Treasure
Somebody said ‘fatlander’ after he asked if there was an xman that could create food
Now the real question, what X-Men would you want to be, but only the shitty ones from Origins Wolverine
he do be grippin tho
the food one
Centrist Andy
administration andy
He should pick the guy whose power is permanently looking like a fucked up werechicken
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1:35 The answer is Krakoa the Island Mutant.
Not coming up with any use for power other than murder is such a jerma thing to do haha god help us all.
Storm's power would probably be most helpful. Just making sure that people around you get nice weather, and you could also visit different places to fix their droughts. But that'd probably be huge pain in the ass after a while.
Personally I'd go with Wolverine. Never getting sick and living for long time (but not being immortal). I'd just ignore the bone knives in my hands.
0:54
Jerma is homelander. Jerma is dennis reynolds. Jerma is willem defoe.
Neither of them are playing the game at this moment
Nah Cyclops is cool as hell, I'm with Jerma.
Theyre not lasers cyclops shoots kinetic blasts 🤓
I only realized your pfp and username at the end of the bideo
Of course it's ster😅
Guys could someone tell me what the cyclops grip joke means
he has the best drip out of all the x men
realistically the only x-men with a power that would be genuinely useful in day-to-day life would be armor. you can never get hurt and you would never have body odor, and you'd be way stronger so you could do things you'd normally struggle with much easier
although, upon further reflection....jerma would just make the armor 4 stories tall and go on a rampage in vegas... killing millions..
Colossus-chads stay winning
@@thewheatness exactly. oh, cops at your door? what are they gonna do, shoot you???? as if
I think Magento would be more useful. Being able to move as much metal as he does you could get really creative with that.
@@carto4028 I'm gonna be honest, i had a total brain brap and forgot about magnesis 😬
Why is Jerma playing a game with his clone and why is his clone smarter than him...
unless Jerma's the clone...
Anyone know what game they're playing?
Ember Knights
@@OceanMansHand thanks!
What game is he playing
whats the game?
That 5 seconds of sterma trans fanfic in chat :pride:
you think you know a guy ….
Imagine cyclops being a urologist and just beaming everyones asshole to crisp while checking up on hemorrhoids
cyclops literally being the most tortured x men, being forced to always where reflective glasses or he kills literally everyone while he screams in agonizing pain. definitely a psychos choice