A truly cursed DnD character concept
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All fun and games till you pull the ancient red dragon out of the hat
“Wait, what the fuck!?”
- That ancient red dragon, probably.
Toon rules 36.4b: any object pull from a hat may be returned so long as; less then one verbal interaction is exchanged, less then 6 seconds have passed, and its funny.
@@justanothaguy3714So, the Toon Force clause
Or the Tarrasque.
I was just about to type this🤣@@ghostrecondelta1741
DM: Yes to all of it! That is amazing!
The rest of the party: F*ck you
Unless they´re all chaos gremlins, then they be vibin
Always loved having 2 chaotic in the party I'm one of them, then 3 good characters to balance out the sheer amount of bs from us 2 😂😂
I am absolutely a chaos gremlin.
@@trippymlgjunkrat5749for best results, have one of the characters as chaotic good
"For my first trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience. Ah. Oh. Okay, Sir Warhammer, step right this way."
(dice roll)
*Disintegrate is cast*
I don't even try leaving the chaotic part of the table. It's simply my nature
I once took the remains of elf assassins, made them into a stew and donated the food to a local orphanage. One kid in particular, an ELF mind you, loved it I adopted her. I started chaotic neutral but this is one of the rare times my character developed to chaotic evil by the end, and I even dragged an innocent party member with me down that path.
We did this and called him “Boomhauer-Wizard” based on the character from King of the Hill who is completely unintelligible. The idea was that in universe the magic could not understand him so just random spells would happen, often to hilarious effect. 10/10 would recommend.
I do seem to recall that for some reason the only time anyone could understand what he said was when he sang.
@@adamschank7703I believe that'd be an Ozzy Osbourne wizard then.😂
There was one episode where we saw things from boomhaurs perspective. He was completely understandable and everyone else was speaking gibberish.
@@adamschank7703 also later you find out he’s a federal marshal
How dare you say boomhauer is unintelligible. You can clearly tell what he's saying if you ignore the random adlibs in the middle of the sentences
Sir, I'm gonna need a copy of that extended wild magic table you have...
just me leaving a comment so I get notified if one gets posted
We all need it
Totally need it
Same
Poke
*pulls a gorgon or basilisk head*
Narrator: "The crowd falls eerily silent and still."
Lol they're scared stiff
Truly petrified
They’re stiff as stone
"And for this magic trick, i summon a rabit!"
*summons a great wyrm
"Uh oh..."
Weird cat, dude
"Whoops... wrong hat"
This is the character "Presto" from the 1980s animated D&D cartoon. He had a magic green wizard hat from which he would try to pull specific helpful things, but he never got what he wanted (though it was often useful accidentally).
I personally thought of Schmendrick from The Last Unicorn!
I will never forget that time he pulled an entire Aircraft Carrier from his hat on land...
Ele é bastante conhecido aqui no Brasil
@@hannahthompson3191 Fun Fact: “schmendrick” is also a Yiddish word meaning “clueless person; doofus; hapless little jerk.”
I was about to comment the same thing. This animation is very popular in Brazil.
His alignment is chaotic chaos
No chaotic pain in the arse
His alignment is Jevil
CHAOS, CHAOS!
I CAN DO ANYTHING!
Chaotic Wild or Chaotic Mess lol
@FuryJack07 you forgot one thing jevil:kills goat boy then continues chaos
"a clearly severed merfolk head"
As opposed to an unclearly severed merfolk head
or a nearly severed merfolk head.@@bekmogamingchannel
@@bekmogamingchannel ah, rusted machette cuts...
A cleverly severed merfolk head
or a blasted off merfolk head
Reminds me of a fake wild table effect i once saw in a meme that simply said "cast every spell in the player's handbook at once in random directions"
I love this
edit: As someone asked, we need that "extended wild magic table"
Valefisk did an equivalent of that for tabletops themselves 😅
Just google "extended wild magic table" there will be plenty of PDFs
I remember finding somewhere a crazy D10,000 wild magic table. You can play through an entire campaign with a full party of wild magic characters and never roll the same one. That being said, some of them are very similar such as A fire/earth/air/water elemental appears as is friendly/neutral/hostile to you are all separate combinations, all water you are carrying turns to acid/stone/iron/gold/freezes/evaporates/etc are all separate. But it's still a much expanded list compared to the regular which only has 20 actual effects.
funnier if the character was a powerful mage once that tried to screw over an archfey causing her to wipe his memory and curse him to state.
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I had a character idea of a great mage who tried fighting an evil genie, and was cursed so half the time he casts a spell, it's randomized into a random different one... I cast fireball! (accidentally heals enemy) I cast cure! (accidentally summons meteor shower) so half the time they're randomized, and half the time they actually work as intended
Net Libram of Wild Magic effects, you'll be rolling a D8000 instead of 1000 and get some truly crazy outcomes.
I just pulled this up and holy shit...
10.000 = the Star next to you becomes a Supernova, all Life is wiped out, congratulations you won DnD. Happened to me the first Time playing with it. It was glorious
Pretty sure there is one that makes the caster become a God and a God become a mortal replacing the caster.
Dear god. I'll be taking that.
Played with this table one and by the end I could remove my limbs at will, sank the capital city 30 feet and created a race of hyper intelligent magic casting race of rabbits.
I have a druid that every time he/she heals they roll a d8 to see how many days that character have left to live.
Fully living Tarasque.
*_Accidentally recreates an ancient ritual to summon dread gods and wipes everything out of existence_*
I actually played something along these lines. I played a wild magic sorcerer where her spell focus was a deck of cards. I used an actual deck of cards and each turn I would draw a card from it, which corresponded to a spell, and then she could either cast the spell or throw the card (dart stats). It was super cool and a really fun campaign
Until you said she I thought you made Gambit in D&D, than I realized it would have either been his mother or daughter
"I am absolutely here for that" 100% me as a DM lol
Everyones laughing till the terrasque pops its head out of the hat
I love this idea, wish my players thought of funny stuff like this
we once had a D&D one shot at a convention and the DM asked us to get creative in a monstrous way, as in we can play monsters... so my buddy and i came up with this Ettin, each of us playing one Head, me being a Barbarian, him a Sorcerer and each of us has control of our limps as long as we both agree...
naturally every combat round one started with us skipping and discussing how to battle... me wanting to rage and go CQC and him casting at least some spells in advance... funny as hell
this is just wild magic bard and I'm here for it
I have a wild magic player in my campaign who I built a d562 table, but each result also has additional dice you roll, usually just an extra d6, to determine things like duration or range or targeting.
Its pure chaos cause he rolls every time he casts a spell and it so much fun.
He once turned a landlocked town into a beach cause the effect was to cast Mirage Arcane with a randomly determined biome it turns into.
Sounds fun for like 3 sessions
Exactly this. I feel that after 1 or 2 sessions the party would be begging them not to use any magic. Because it would just keep derailing every damn thing.
Yeah, some of those Extended Wild Magic tables have things like "the Sun explodes".
Imagine trying to play a campaign and actually enjoying your character and the setting, but then your wacky Wild Magic party member just instantly ends the campaign with a random role. How is that fun.
for real! there are so many ways to have the party do creative out of the box stuff without it being frustrating. this seems like it would get annoying real fast lol.
the more i hear about other people’s tables the more glad i am that my players don’t try to blow up my whole campaign every session!
I think most (all?) of the random stuff (Deck of Many Things, wild magic, crit fail tables, that meme character that ties his daily alignment to a d8 roll) suck pretty hard on the fun-o-meter.
I like to call DMs like this the "Yes and Regret" types. They are addicted to mad science like crack, but always regret it once the dice start rolling.
Not always 😅 I had someone do something similar with a character and it was hands down one of the funniest sessions I've ever run. To be fair, the theme was also Valentine's chaos where various characters feel in love with each other under a love spell curse. Ended up with two characters fighting with each other over another character who was buried under a mound of 30,000 copper coins and it all smelled of freshly baked cookies 😅
Love the creativity in dnd content not even a player and I get tons of this stuff because I like it lol
Pulls out killer rabbit of caerbannog:
Somebody call the pope!
so this wolf table with a severed merfolk head at 68 is needed....for a friend probably
So basically just wild magic sorserer but DM cares )
I play one right now, it's good
Here i was expecting him to full fireball out of the hat
"Magic do as you will" -Schmendrick the magician
I mean realistically, if you want to get absolutely insane, one of the party members could be an artificer and take that hat to the next level. Putting a pneumatic piston on the other end of it. Turn it into an effective machine gun of chaos
In our last pathfinder campaign we were a group of high level casters and we formed a military contractor guild. Basically using various forms of spells and magic combos to emulate modern weaponry.
Apart from the obvious "bag of holding in a bag of holding" nuke, I think my favorite was a cluster bomb that dropped/summoned a fuckton of dire badgers 😂
I did do a conjuration hat with the activation for the random summoning being "Hey Rocky, watch me pull a rabbit out of this hat."
wild magic and deck of many things are weird cause they both have so many chances to not just derail but totally destroy the entire campaign.
you'd think there would be a version of each with only reasonable options to create plenty of hijinks and shenanigans but not "a meteor destroys the entire world" or "bahamut wipes the bag from existence with his breath" or "an archfiend is teleported to your location and does 65d8 damage to everyone".
I mean The Book of Many Things gave us the cartomancy feat that'd help.
-Card deck as a spellcasting focus
-free prestidigitation that you can disguise as ordinary conversation and card tricks
-imbue one card a day with action spell that can later be cast once as a bonus action
This is a sure fire way of making the whole campaign about you.
I've played something like that.
It was a chaos-aligned paladin allegory, and he had one "chaos blessing" spell that mixed effects from multiple wild magic lists.
Once accidentally summoned a kaiju holding a pocketwatch who rampaged through the battlefield, trying to get to his job interview on time.
That would be ok for a fun One Shot, never for a long campaign.
a slice of bread using mage hand to carry itself around.
I want to be a pet rock. I am nearly indestructibe, being made of raw titanium. I can be reforged into something new under extremely immense heat, but I cannot do anything on my own, not even move. I am specifically a companion. I can be used for many things, such as triggering pressure plates, and other traps. I'm also undesirable by most people and creatures, so you don't have to worry about something stealing me.
that sounds like the best idea ever, something I would never think of
Man would do the "is this your card" with a Deck of Many Things
The last time I played in a campaign I played a bard who was not a good singer. They could play instruments, sling magic, talk there way out of trouble but was terrible at singing and to make it better that's mostly what the character did.
Actually played a character like this, most fun I ever had in a DND campaign.
a character who was cursed and was wild shaped a million times. Every time they die, they unwildshape into a random creature
The funny thing is I’m literally playing this right now in a campaign 😂😂
as a Dm I did this to my table but offered them a "misbehaved wizard's staff" with the same properties. The staff was somewhat sentient, and would hop around choosing who it would allow to wield it based on how it was treated by the party members.
It was arguably the best time we have had in a long time.
The perfect definition of "random bullshit go" as a class in DnD
One of my players lost their PC to the BBEG. That character became his new lieutenant and now has permanent wild magic as well as an aura of wild magic around them. So these things happen around them as well . Its great fun
I have a terrible idea for a character I want you to bring to life: A split personality barbarian/healer where the healer just wants to cause chaos and the barbarian only knows magic
..."I would be holing,...a Terrasque"
Fools gold reference?
Now what you do is you have a separate table for cantrips that are less advanced, so that way even if you're casting a cantrip, it will still be random
i recently had a oneshot with some friends and i built an "Extreme wild magic sorcerer" where basically for literally every action i would follow normal wild magic rules (rolling a d20 and if it landed on one something would happen and if it didnt it would go up by one) but for when i was casting a spell or cantrip i had a 50% chance of having a wild magic surge and if used the "Tides of Chaos" feature it would be a guaranteed on my next spell. Obviously we did some balancing on the effects but it made for an awesome quirky one time character.
I listened to this over and over again and it just doesn’t stop being funny!
I once played a Tabaxi bard with a similar concept. He could make the magic happen, he just couldn't fully control WHAT magic happened.
Ooooh, this would be so good for some sort of a chaos themed campaign
A Helldiver barbarian who’s rage state is just them getting overwhelmed by freedom and democracy.
If you roll 1000 you get a fully functional sub machine gun that never overheats and the drum constantly replenishes it's ammo supply
Setting this into categories would actually be pretty fun. Just having Attack, Defense, and Utility as your three moves so youre not completely dead weight to the party.
I would pay to see this as a full movie
I can’t believe you are already half way there to 100k! Keep up the good work!
This reminds me of an MTG enchantment that makes you cast the next spell from your deck whenever you try to cast from your hand. I played it in a 4 way commander game. I've never been ganked so hard in my life
This I would definitely enjoy. This is such a unique take and so many cool opportunities. Both good and bad.
Pulls out button.
"What does this do?"
Press
"Standby for titanfall"
Omg the role play opportunities...this is perfect for any group composed of mostly chaotic players. Or for a group that's mostly lawful good with just a few rogues they had to hire for this job.
The way he says "clearly severed merfolk head" with a straight face while I'm over here trying not to die laughing 🤣🤣🤣🤣
The literal Wild Card
Accidently performs Meteor Swarm centered on himself after rolling a 102
"...and now for my next trick... nothing up my sleeves."
_taps hat with stick_
_flips hat upside down_
_a Terrasque falls out_
And this is Dungeon Crawl Classics on every play.
Somewhere in the depths of the sea a saughin is getting steadily pissed off looking for his severed merman head trophy.
As someone who loves the chaos of the Wild Magic subclass and anything along that table, YES. PLEASE.
that one time i DM'ed a TOON group and one player's character was a living Magic:TG deck (his highlander deck of about 500 cards, no copies) and every action he did, he chose a card and i then interpreted it in the most fun way... it happend on an 8h car trip to a convention and we all had a blast, (the other two player chars where "bad breath from last days partying" and a NYC yellow cab...
This should just be an entire class
That was Merlin from the original 1980's Dungeons and Dragons cartoon. He on extremely rare occasions casted the spell he was going for from the magic hat he received from the Dungeon Master.
Just imagine a character that is literally a single black hole, it just absorbs everything it touches and if it rolls a 5 or below, it just can’t play for 10 turns as it is splitting, when it splits one character is the real one and the other is a pet
There is a 10,000 wild magic list we use. Talk about chaos.
Plot twist: they were having merfolk problems and that severed head was all they needed to see to trust you and your part.
the moment he said childrens party magician and random table of wild magic. i knew he was making Presto from the DnD cartoon
Chaotic neutral/evil party would go hard with this character
He says awful. All I hear is gold.
The Net Libram Book of 10,000 Wild Magic Effects is exactly what you need for this!
This is the kind of DM that includes a Deck of Many Things in his game explicitly _because_ of the potential consequences
That extended table is gonna look like a novel
Teammate-1 HP
Me-Let me heal you!
Wild Magic-Eldrich Blast
"What's this behind your ear?"
*Pulls out the head of a bald, scarred and half burnt orc*
Me as DM- “Again, you have 2 sessions to turn this joke into something I want to keep alive”
I mean, the street magician himself sounds like a neat idea.
Some rogue/artificer multiclass pretending to be a powerful wizard
"And now, FOR MY NEXT TRICK... *looks into the hat to see a Tarrask forming in it* ... oh no..."
I've built this before. We called them a runebound. Every time we cast a spell we had to roll a d20 to find out which level spell it was going to be, then roll a d100 to figure out what spell at that level they were going to cast. Used it for about 20 sessions before retiring the character. The most useful thing we would do is on a long rest it would be able to create five random scrolls and hand them out but they had to be used before the next long rest. We would give any buffing scrolls to allies to make sure that they were taken care of.
We didn't have a character who did this, but it dm who was running a oneshot rolled to see what effect would happen every time someone rolled a nat 1 or nat 20, and he just happened to roll a shit ton of both
So eventually we had a kobold that just became God, and then became even more God
"I would be holding a *NINTH LEVEL FIREBALL*"
Plot twist: the town is under assault by merfolk attacks and seeing the severed merfolk head, the townsfolk ask your party to deal with their problem
If it’s the wild magic table I think it is a couple of the effects are batshit insane (ie one of them just disintegrating the caster)
The chaos the DM could bring with this, he'd love.
A wizard who can never tell if the magic worked or not so they are worried they aren’t actually a wizard and are actually just fugging lucky as heck
“I cast fireball”
“Ok. As you cast it, you sneeze. When you open your eyes again, the zombie is dead. Although, the fighter is right next him holding a sword.”
Wether or not the wizard is actually a wizard is up to you, or you can make the whole party in on it and they work together to make the wizard think they are a wizard
Pulls put a robe of archmage
Random chance is chaos. Chaos makes everything fun.
Alternate title: how every single character idea I have turns out
Your unofficial catch phrase is "not at all how i expected this to start, but go on." Hahaha
I could imagine him accidentally teleporting the king/ruler of the land as they are fighting some boss...