1:00 so he can't answer hypotheticals, but he can answer THAT? Knowing Parkzer, he probably has 2 orderly lists of every single racist thing he's ever done, 1 ordered by severity, the other alphabetically
New things we learned about parkzer: 1. He has more female friends than male friends 2. Dougdoug is one of the few male friends he has in general 3. He is often “shipped” with his female friends 4. Parkzer would be the mom in the relationship
Parkzer is one of those comedic anomalies like Jamie Heinemann or Nile red where they will say and do batshit insane stuff and you can never tell if they are aware of their own comedy or not.
Technically speaking, in order to shoplift you have to commit theft. In order to commit theft you have to have an intent to deprive. If Doug always intended to return the item, there was no intent to deprive and therefore it cannot be theft and therefore it cannot be shoplifting.
Doug acts like a puppy to the big brother dog, jumping and climbing on him and biting his ankles for attention, while the mature dog tolerates it with seriousness as long as he can before having to give scolding and warning grunts.
Came early but I decided to to just give away a few bucks! Cool content and although I've only been watching for about a year, somehow got my peers to watch you as well. Congrats and I'm still waiting for that DougDoug MuggMugg drop! :)
Just letting you know, it was asked to stop the lawyer/cop joke because it caused Parkzer actual problems at his job, so many people said it in RUclips comments on other videos that he was in that he got actually investigated for impersonating a police officer. It's probably not a problem in Doug's comments but I wanted to let you know.
@@rekipstar two separate ocasions: the cop thing. then there was the lawyer thing. which seems he got in trouble because some fool messed with something on his work IRL or with one of his clients implying he was an actual lawyer or something and he could get in real trouble with the BAR, so he asked everyone to stop. now we can only say he's a consultant (and nothing about cop) so he doesn't get in trouble. which he is btw, a consultant.
With how Parkzer always answer i have been thinking he kinda sounds like ChatGPT with all those evasive answers that don't want to just answer the question but instead have to abide by some arbitrary rule of not talking about certain things
3:53 So they're like sea slugs. They battle in order to choose who impregnates who. Doug went first and gave birth to A crew, and Parkzer gave birth to Z crew.
For a moment I misread the title and was like "Parker? Matt Parker of Parker's square fame? RUclips mathematician Matt Parker doing erotic roleplay with DouglasDouglas?"
I've always wondered about the legality of complete accidental shoplifting. Once I broke a water bottle, went shopping for a new one, and for some reason bought the same one even though the previous one broke. Instead of putting it into the cart or basket or whatever we were using, I held it throughout the entire shopping trip. You know what I've previously held throughout entire shopping trips? That's right! My old water bottle which was the exact same size and shape as the new one! So I forgot that I was holding a new water bottle that hadn't been paid for yet until I had already left the building! I told my mom when I realized I accidentally stole it, and she couldn't be bothered to go back in just to pay for it.
Parkzer did definitely NOT consent to this title 😂
the myth of consensual titles
dougdoug: i consent
the chat: i consent
parkzer: i dont
did you forget to ask someone?
Parkzer did definitely NOT consent to this
He might have not consented but I consent
@@htsgmyou forgot to ask john
I'm a simple man:
I see Doug and Parkzer do Erotic Roleplay, I click
And not just click 🤤🥴😉
i had to prepare myself for an hour to see this and now i think i am ready
@@ficolas2 What else would you do?
@GGrreen Crank My Hog Of Course!
As a woman, I click and flick
"if you were a better race i would invite you" - Parksist, 2024
"If you had rolled a better race" 💀
its always terrifying when parkzer breaks character and reminds us there's a reason he's been friends with doug for so long
It's*
@@JorgetePanete sit
It is*
It be*
It do be*
They do WHAT
They do erotic role play for 12 min
Erotic roleplay, look at the title
r34 comments, read the title
@@GhostgirlViviefor 12 minutes
@@ttyler7256 it wouldn't be the first porno parkzer starred in
Parkzer being racist in wow is so funny to me
its not racist, he is just trollist...
@maxmustermann4141 yeah... we know?
@@p1xelat3d they were trying to make a "troll" pun
@@p1xelat3d should have wrote trollist, my bad
@@maxmustermann4141are you saying, that Trolls aren't race, you racist?
I like how every thumbnail with just Parkzer is the most badass gangster ass shit you will ever see.
It's called Yakuza timing (idk why that's my brother's and his friend group's slang)
@@stereokuuji yakuza is to the japanese what the mob is too italians
@@teresawatson1038 I meant the game
And Italians are to the Yakuza what Mongolians are to the FBI
1:00 so he can't answer hypotheticals, but he can answer THAT? Knowing Parkzer, he probably has 2 orderly lists of every single racist thing he's ever done, 1 ordered by severity, the other alphabetically
technically he did once answer a hypothetical in a way
And a third list in chronological order
New things we learned about parkzer:
1. He has more female friends than male friends
2. Dougdoug is one of the few male friends he has in general
3. He is often “shipped” with his female friends
4. Parkzer would be the mom in the relationship
I would be unable to trust parkzer in real life, but he is fairly funny
5. His most racist acts would get him banned on Twitch even just for describing them
Glad to see more yaoi content from DougDoug
Do we have a yuri equivalent?
@@Wrath1999 Some of those AI invasions streams, I'm pretty sure.
does this count as toxic yaoi
@@Wrath1999 Napoleon and King Charles
I wish there were more non-toxic non-borderline assault Yaoi 😔
the description lmaoo
"I wanted to title this ''for 12 minutes straight'', but this was very far from being straight"
This is the first time I’ve seen Parkzer out-literally-trolling Doug and I’m scared give me my Parkzer back
I don't think Parker and Doug are gay for eachother. However, it would be the least suprising development
R/trugtrug will love this
Literally trolling
@@BigBangAnim
what
@@WackanimDisappointed in you, that was Parkzer’s catchphrase smh
r/wehatetrugtrug will hear about this
Doug and Parkzer have the same dynamic as Harry and Kim from Disco Elysium.
Omg you're exactly right!
Wtf, how did i not notice that lmao
Except they are not part of homosexual underground
Specially on that "I shat my pants" story
Real😭
That title absolutely caught my attention. I'm here for the thirst trap era.
Parkzer is one of those comedic anomalies like Jamie Heinemann or Nile red where they will say and do batshit insane stuff and you can never tell if they are aware of their own comedy or not.
Literally trolling
1:37 👉👈 are they uh...?
how did he know that's what he was gonna ask
OH CMONNNN
THEY'RE NOT GAY
i can't belove doug doug was the park dock cooker
I can't believe Parkzer was the Parkzer Parkzer Parkzer
I can’t believe Doug was the Monterey Bay Butcher
dexter in my dougdoug video? more likely than you think
"Helllloooo TruglasTruglas"
I don’t feel comfortable right now Doug.
r/wehatedougdoug will be hearing about this.
OugDoug would NEVER!
Technically speaking, in order to shoplift you have to commit theft. In order to commit theft you have to have an intent to deprive. If Doug always intended to return the item, there was no intent to deprive and therefore it cannot be theft and therefore it cannot be shoplifting.
Doug acts like a puppy to the big brother dog, jumping and climbing on him and biting his ankles for attention, while the mature dog tolerates it with seriousness as long as he can before having to give scolding and warning grunts.
Literally cannot wait to spend all of my money on Trug Trug merch
I love a good enemies to lovers drama
This title bruh I’m dying 💀
Came early but I decided to to just give away a few bucks! Cool content and although I've only been watching for about a year, somehow got my peers to watch you as well. Congrats and I'm still waiting for that DougDoug MuggMugg drop! :)
I think you mean TrugTrug MuggMugg
You may have came early, but they lasted 12 minutes
@moisture4334 lol
@@jetpackjbd lol, true! :)
I have never clicked a video so frantically after reading the title
I love how Phummy is strangely part of the Dougdoug/parkzer canon. (They're the most reoccurring viewer.)
It’s because he’s parkzers mod
@kirbydied2875 Yeah, I'm aware. I'm very surprised how much they're in Doug's streams, though, that's all.
“You are literally Troll” -Parkzer Parkzer
saw title and immediately clicked on this with excitement. i was not left dissappointed
1:36 "I'm not gay, Greg"
*sob*
You can tell Parkzer is a consultant the way he dodges Never Have I Ever
Just letting you know, it was asked to stop the lawyer/cop joke because it caused Parkzer actual problems at his job, so many people said it in RUclips comments on other videos that he was in that he got actually investigated for impersonating a police officer. It's probably not a problem in Doug's comments but I wanted to let you know.
@@rekipstar holy parasocial batman
@@rekipstar two separate ocasions: the cop thing. then there was the lawyer thing. which seems he got in trouble because some fool messed with something on his work IRL or with one of his clients implying he was an actual lawyer or something and he could get in real trouble with the BAR, so he asked everyone to stop. now we can only say he's a consultant (and nothing about cop) so he doesn't get in trouble. which he is btw, a consultant.
Fixed
They're just DuBois and Kitsuragi, my punkybears.
Wait I’m stupid, do you mean WEB DuBois the real life man and some anime character?
@@Wired_UserLOOL they meant the characters from the video game disco elysium (highly recommend btw), but thank u for the anime kitsuragi imagery
@@Wired_User hahahahaah the idea of web dubois in that context is pretty hilarious
DISCO ELYSIUM MENTIONED
omg that's so true and i love that
Doug just loves trolling Parkser, that is the only reason he entertains the gay alagations
now the fezes transplant will be way harder to get consent
Doug seems bi-curious to me, he'd be down to try it if he thought his chat would honestly be into it.
5:00 when i first started watching doug i actually did think doug and parkzer were gay but just keeping it on the downlow
Finally the content I have been waiting for
This is the most chaotic I have ever seen Parkzer
God i love when they queerbait
I am hyperventilating from the lack of doug doug streams...
0:17 I'm so glad that even in 2024 there are STILL people that don't get the Xbox 360 degrees thing
Doug you are literally troll right now
I used to dream about times like these🥺
People wanna ship Parkzer x DougDoug
When the best ship is clearly Parkzer x Parkzer
Never clicked on a DougDoug clip this fast before
4:50 hey it's us guys
I genuinely thought they were together for like an hour cuz I didn't know enough about either of them and they were reviewing tinder profiles together
Tbh pretty crazy it would have this vid on my homepage w this title. I don't even think I'm subscribed yet.
7:55 hits like a truck
LUKA I KNOW YOU'RE IN THE COMMENTS RIGHT NOW. I NEED A GOOD DAMN REASON WHY I READ THAT TITLE
I'm not Luka, but I think the good reason is you used your eyes and deciphered the characters, sending signals to your mind to assign meaning.
Hey that’s me! My gaydar stands firm!
“Huh?” Said the Twitch Chat.
HUH? D:
As the creator of r/poug, I approve this message.
I finally found the perfect video to show my family.
With how Parkzer always answer i have been thinking he kinda sounds like ChatGPT with all those evasive answers that don't want to just answer the question but instead have to abide by some arbitrary rule of not talking about certain things
Not a video title I expected to watch at work, but here I am
I did genuinely think DougDoug and Parkzer were an ace couple at one point. It wouldn't surprise me if there are others who still assume so.
I thought they where in a QPR for a WHILE
Love that RUclips lists this video as RuneScape
i would have never guessed parkerz knew about grape fruiting
the title startled me but im also not surprised
I read parkzer and erotic, so I clicked IMMEDIATELY
Two guys living together, without being clear whether either have a girlfriend... yeah, people are gonna second-guess that xD
Finally, some good content
Glad D²Clips is now posting longer videos POGGIES
3:53 So they're like sea slugs. They battle in order to choose who impregnates who. Doug went first and gave birth to A crew, and Parkzer gave birth to Z crew.
I don't need to search it this time😩
i don't know why people are so afraid of Jerma985 when Adam Parkzer is just *right there*
when i read that title i just knew i had to watch this
Doug Doug is trying to speedrun gay
For a moment I misread the title and was like "Parker? Matt Parker of Parker's square fame? RUclips mathematician Matt Parker doing erotic roleplay with DouglasDouglas?"
I have never seen a youtube title I wanted to click as much as this one
THAT'S MY TRUGZER
This is a big moment. The subreddit is going to go crazy about this
Clicked on this video in a heartbeat
Parkzer plays games just like my friends, never sharing loots in co-op games lmao
4:23 Had no idea Parkzer was such a homiephobe but in retrospect it makes sense.
I can't wait for Trog and Porkz next adventure
Had to scroll back up after going past that title 😭😂
This is my first video watched of 2025
I’m already excited, the video just started and I’m already ready
Doug doing his first shoplift by slipping shit into other peoples bags is like finding out about weed and announcing you want cocain
This is what happens when I miss 2-3 streams, I can't believe this.
You can almost hear them thru the music
i mean thats just the dougdoug brand, loud music and chat
Not only have I pretended to be a girl online, I pretended to be a girl for almost two decades irl before accepting that I wasn’t
I've clearly gotta check out Dougs streams more often
parkzer in the thumbnail hitting us with the ‘Yokoso Watashi Onlyfangs Society’
I once got called out by twitch chat AI twice in a row there is nothing more terrifying.
I CAME AS SOON AS I HEARD
I've always wondered about the legality of complete accidental shoplifting. Once I broke a water bottle, went shopping for a new one, and for some reason bought the same one even though the previous one broke. Instead of putting it into the cart or basket or whatever we were using, I held it throughout the entire shopping trip. You know what I've previously held throughout entire shopping trips? That's right! My old water bottle which was the exact same size and shape as the new one! So I forgot that I was holding a new water bottle that hadn't been paid for yet until I had already left the building! I told my mom when I realized I accidentally stole it, and she couldn't be bothered to go back in just to pay for it.
Parkzer is my gay icon
When he said “Inferior race” I felt that because I’m an orc
Saw the title and clicked faster than the speed of light
I've been waiting for this
LITERALLY doug doug
4:43 I gotta admit. When I first started watching Doug Doug more actively, I thought for a good few videos they were in a relationship. Whoopsie!
6:41 This is the straightest shit I've ever heard i love yoy doug
Hyper Extended Super Gay.
NEVER CLICKED FASTER IN MY LIFE
Parkzer literally trolling in school
the best name iive ever seen
actual harrier du bois/kim katsuragi behaviour
this is clickbait, im unsubscribing and reporting this video to youtube for animal cruelty
You also need to report it to r/wehatedougdoug, they need to know