Zack Snyder's STAR WARS: Part 1 - A New Hope
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- Опубликовано: 10 янв 2024
- When a colony on the edge of the galaxy finds itself threatened by the armies of the tyrannical Darth Vader, Obi Wan Kenobi, an old man with a mysterious past, seeks out warriors from neighboring planets to take a stand. The farmer, the smuggler, the beastman, the princess, the cyborg, the astromech. Each hailing from different backgrounds, each with something to lose. Together, they are...a new hope.
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You guys laugh, but you need to wait until Auralnauts release the full 43-minute R-rated cut of this video. Only then can you truly appreciate the cinematic brilliance of it.
Release the Auralnauts cut!
Sooooo many Leia upskirt camera shots...
It's a completely different movie.
He should have put a chick in it and made her gay.
It's Aural-rated.
I love how Vader tells his entire backstory to this random officer who just wanted new orders.
tmi vader ... tmi
I was waiting for him to say something after that 😆 like "uh okay that was alot of info i didn't need" 😂😂
And then he just leaves, without giving any orders at all. 😅
At least Vader didn't mention grain.
@@Opforvideo2 because grain is coarse, rough and irritating and it gets everywhere
Absolutely dying at Vader not only exposition dumping like mad but immediately marching off after he's finished.
He didn't even give the guy the orders he asked for
Walks in
Exposition dumps
Refuses to elaborate
Leaves
The poor officer had to listen to all that
Right? I was LOL.
To be fair, even if Vader wasn't known for choking out officers on the slightest whim, my ass would be pinned to the spot, enraptured, listening to him wax on. Like I'd need a cigarette afterwards to help process the moment.
I lost it when Vader told his entire backstory to that poor officer in an epic way nobody would talk 😂
Right? And the guy was like, "Okay, terrific!" 😀
Pretty much nailed Rebel Moon there, best part of the video.
I love that the very next line is "I wasn't notified... I'll have to clear it."
"Just force choke me already"
@@elgusaniiiodeljuego6823 haha
Zach Snyder having characters give their whole back story unprompted really transports me back to Airplane.
Do you still have a drinking problem like all the other survivors from that attack over Macho Grande where your entire squadron was wiped out?
Darth Flashbacker and C-3PExposition. But I was hoping to hear from Obi Wan Ken-tell-a-backstory.
What a pisser!
@@DesertBroi can't tell you that. It's classified.
Surely, Zach Snyder can't be serious?! Well, he is serious. And don't call him Shirley.
The 3PO and Vader exposition dumps were gold and that engine lense flare was killing me. 😂
Were those AI voices? If so.... Pretty good
@@JD-mz1rl they were.
@@JD-mz1rlyes
@@JD-mz1rlyeah I think it’s the same one from The Disney Kenobi. I can tell by the way Vader says “I” and “obi-wan”.
The singular form of "lenses" is "lens".
Every scene having the unnecessary dramatic slow motion, is so spot on! Zach’s cut would make this movie 14 hours long just in the slow motion edits. Every dialogue is just complete summary lol
It would make 300 run for its money.
Exposition overload.
I said 12 minutes here equals 12 hours with Mr. Snyder...if he did it🤣
Not just that, but they even got the ramping up-down-up speed effects 100% right. Zack isn't just about the slow-mo, he does the slow-fast-slow switch and they captured this perfectly in the Vader/Larry duel.
Finally we get to properly see the cantina patrons, even the sock faces ;)
I kind of love the idea of chatty exposition dump Vader.
"... And that was how i won the podrace securing my freedom from slavery and winning ship parts for my future wife."
"... Thats... Um.... Thats great sir. Anyway the rebel shields will be down in moments. You can start your landing."
"Ah right. Knew there was a reason i called."
chatty exposition dump Vader reminds me of Space Balls hahahahahaha
"...then my mother died in my arms, and I was so mad I killed the entire village of Sand People. Not just the men, but the women, and the children too. They were animals, and I slaughtered them like animals. I hate them. Now, what did you want, Admiral Piett?"
"My Lord, the Emperor commands you make contact with them."
If Vader was closer to 65 and drunk all the time, that's exactly what he'd be
“ …it happened again on another planet years later…”
Died at this line 😂😂😂
No, no it didn’t! The Kenobi series is not in my head canon.
@@av_oid Jedi Party is in my headcanon
@@jcmw Yep at this point the Auralnauts version is cannon, everything else is cheap fan fiction.
@@av_oid Not relevant rn. Also, Kenobi sucked, but that fight was amazing.
@@av_oidbut it is in Snyder's canon! 🤣🤣
OMG I never quite realized how much Zack Snyder shoots his movies like they're just one big trailer. And the expo dumps were so hilariously on point
Makes me all the more confused on why Chris Nolan is so supportive towards his film making skills
@@johnchief270 Just kissing each other's butt, that's how they do it in the land of the superficial.
@@johnchief270Zack's a nice guy. I guess Nolan just _wants him to succeed_ like a big brother encouraging his little brother who... Puts a lot of effort into his projects!
@@DonVigaDeFierroDuncan Jones Is Christopher Nolan’s little brother Zack is more Nolan’s retarded cousin if anything.
@@johnchief270 Nolan isnt really different. Watch Dunkirk again and keep this video in mind. He has just been better at marketing himself as an artist for some reason. Dark Knight Rises has been memed to oblivion since it makes abselutely no sense for thinking human beings.
That was insufferably, excruciatingly perfect 😂
This should have been 5 minutes of my life, but Zack's brilliance made it almost 12.
Underrated reply.
And it felt like 40
for someone who hasn’t seen rebel moon, i now think i’ve seen enough of rebel moon
(shout out to those exposition scenes, they’re perfect)
It's basically that indeed
It's actually more enjoyable than Rebel Moon could ever be.
I bet you say the same about gay sex.
Same. This was genius, rebel Moon I can tell sucks
"There was a great war among the stars... in time, it became known as... the Star Wars." I already have tears in my eyes lmao
I always maintained that Yoda should've said at the end of Ep 2, "Begun the star wars has."
The voice intro is a throwback to the opening of the original Battlestar Galactica
@@rcschmidt668 It's probably more like, as with the rest of the movie, just doing the Anthony Hopkins voiceover at the start of Rebel Moon. Snyder may or may not have gotten that from the glorious narrative of a battle going on... somewhere beyond the heavens.
@@AmandaFessler Well, it is what it reminded me of.
This video nearly murdered me!
8:46 the stormtrooper banging his head in slow-mo is so epic, so Zack Snyder.
iT TOOK TOO long to find this comment.
That Obi-wan "arm-cut hype edit" was unironically dope though.
The slo mo really made this feel like a 2 hour movie
Only 2? 😅
The slow mo Vader intro was pretty cool though.
It was silly in some parts but, I ain't gonna lie, they actually did a pretty decent job in the classic Obi Wan and Vader confrontation. That's arguably a legit improvement!
Vader in the start was kinda cool then it just got stupid. Just wondering did Ben kill lukes family.
I loved this I had a chance to look around.kinds like being in the passenger seat
It is only now, because of Zack Snyder, that I can truly appreciate the Admiral Motti actor's ability to fake being choked. Truly underrated.
But, was he?…
I thought the same thing. Supporting Actor Oscar goes to....? You know...the guy.
I only just notice that Vader needed to move closer to him first.
In the next film Vader successfully chokes a man located on a seperate Star Destroyer.
A meditation habit works wonders...
Not only that, but Tarkin looking at Vader with disgust is *chef's kiss*
I never realised that character had a name!
Obis hip hop muggin was so classy and well done. Really dignifies the character in a way that Alec G would have wanted. I'm surprised to see so many embracing the ancient art of the strut however. Just goes to show no trends ever really die.
What's funny is that because George put so much effort into the visual storytelling, into making it pretty clear what's going on in each scene without needing much dialogue support, this ends up being a thousand times more coherent than anything in Zack's work.
The music drop after Obi-Wan disarms the dude in the cantina was incredible.
How do we get the full song?? ?
OMG I was laughing so hard….
He actually do be a straight g tho
O.G. 1Kenobi
Epic lol
I love how there's no character development whatsoever. Really gives you the authentic Snyder experience.
Just like Rogue One.
@@toddjones1480 Ah-oh!
@@toddjones1480 Did we watch the same movie? Jyn had abandoned the rebellion in the beginning, while Andor reignited some of his idealism on Scariff
@@akrinornoname2769 Sudden, random state changes are not character development or arcs.
But character development would get in the way of the EPIC fight scenes!
When the movie has to be 2 hours long but you only have 20 minutes of usable footage
George Lucas, "Faster, more intense."
Zack Snyder, "Let's make it slow-mo, make everyone really savor the moment."
This is so perfect because it is simultaneously tasteless, amateur and overindulgent but also goes kinda hard at points.
Goes kinda hard 😂😂😂
I feel like....Snyder thought everything he did with 300...is what he has to do with everything he does.
It going hard _at points_ is how they get you. Resist.
Sounds a little 'frat guy', honestly.
Zack Snyder is going to watch this and think this video is a masterpiece
This was insufferable, well done!
hahahahahaha
yeah I told myself I was going to watch the whole thing, and I did, but I genuinely wanted to get up and vacuum or sort my laundry during
Just like what Lucas did after the original trilogy
As someone who hates slow motion shots more than anything else in a movie this was agonizing
If modern movies didn't have so much slow motion in them, it'd be a lot easier to carch the last bus home.
Oh my god the cantina scene and Vader's *gratuitous* exposition were both perfect, I had to pause from laughing, it's slightly vexing just how accurate this all is to Snyder's style/modern writing lmao every frame of this is gold
The music for Obi Wan absolutely killed me
I like how Vader is the Cybernetic Ghost of Christmas Past from the Future with his exposition that never ends.
"THOUSANDS OF YEARS AGO, IN A GALAXY FAR, FAR AWAY, BEFORE THE DAWN OF MAN AS WE KNEW HIM..."
"YOU SHOULD HAVE BROUGHT SNACKS!"
I thought the future ghost doesn’t talk.
@@elgusaniiiodeljuego6823 _Aqua Teen Hunger Force,_ not _A Christmas Carol._
Man, if only the endless exposition in Rebel Moon was this subtle. That movie felt like watching people describe a bunch of other, better movies
Savage! 😂
The protagonists even says "The only reason I'm telling you this is so that you know who I am."
I mean also visual styles I could see the seams of where stitched together 7 samurai, star wars and bit 40k
Exposition that wouldn't be required if it were a Star Wars film
@@pzaikisthing is, Snyder don't care if it's needed, He'd just do it to extend the run time, because he thinks longer equals better in movies and also because he thinks it is somehow cool😂😂😂
You could really see Snyder stretching creatively and trying new things with this one. For example, sometimes things beyond the middle of the frame were still in focus, and you could sometimes see colors other than brown.
And there haven't been any scantily-clad women yet!
Not a SINGLE upskirt shot? 😱@@apawhite
Snyder's gone woke!@@DoveAlexa
😂😂😂
LOL
Haha! YES! The incessant slow motion. The overly bombastic score. The wooden, exposition-stuffed dialogue. Another instant Auralnauts classic.
Darth Vader’s chat GPT speech 😂
The storm trooper hitting his head in slow mo was bloody hilarious
After the first two slo mos we all knew it was coming. We were not disappointed.
Omfg, this is hilarious, but if I see another slow motion effect in the next 12 hours, I fear a major blood vessel in my brain is going to burst.
But it will burst in slow motion. For a full minute.
Both of these comments have floored me cos I agree on both sides😂😅
Just wait til you see my complete apathy in slow motion.
How did it go? Did you die?
My favourite part was the completely disjointed scenes with huge amounts of narrative missing between shots. Perfection.
Looking forward to the four and a half hour directors cut version of this video.
I thought inserts from the prequels as flashbacks was really cool.
The f*cking lightning as he hits Obi Wan… the snyderverse is darker and deeper than we ever imagined
I love how Han and Obi-Wan are never introduced, they're just there. And like everyone else, Vader's exposition dump is the best part.
“You will suffer pain worse than any pain that you have imagined pain could be”
Shakespeare couldn’t have written it better!
In fairness, that is a line George Lucas may very well have written lol
“That’s nice, dear, now why don’t you go to bed now?” says George’s then-wife, already reaching for the editing machine.
Actual line from Rebel Moon: "If you cannot bring her to me then the one whose public execution will send shivers down the spines of the senators and whose screams will echo down its marbled halls will be yours."
That sounds like it was youtube pooped when written like that
The slow mo... the exposition. The loud music whenever anything happens. It's perfect.
My favorite is the glorified vine booms.
I got to admit slow motion Vader force chocking was pretty scary. Shows the skill of the actor being chocked, that his performance was enhanced by slow Mo.
The slow motion of the storm trooper failing to clear the door is a crowning achievement.
"Crowning"
Do you mind giving me a timestamp? I've watched this four times looking for it and I don't see it
@@nfrl-hs2ly 8:46
"Get it together, Mike!"
I like how it's slo-mo, but then goes SUPER slo-mo for the head bump.
This was funny as hell until I imagined a world where this was real and was struck by real dread for a moment
Hey. Hopefully there’s room for all of it. Including the dread.
it is real. its called Rebel Moon.
It was as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced.
@@MonkeyJedi99but they didn’t go silent. In the Snyder cut they just went on and on and on, retelling the whole story of the trilogy.
It's still better than what Disney puts out.
Loved the scene with Obi-wan in the cantina, it was like... don't mess with the old guy, he's for real.
The slow mo with the stormtrooper bonk has me deceased 😭
I literally LAUGHED OUT LOUD as Vader's Soliloquy got longer and longer. SO AWESOME!!!
I love how he doesn't even wait for a response or anything from the guy he's talking to, he just immediately dips out.
I actually like this version of the Obi-wan/Vader final duel.
@@journalofthewil I hate to admit it, but I liked it, also.
@@gensolo83 That makes two of us because I also liked it, as well.
@@journalofthewil That is the trick of the Snyder style. It can be very cool in a vacuum but the more you think about it, it is ultimately pointless.
The Darth Vader backstory had me in stitches
"It happened again..."
💯
This is why in film school they say "show don't tell"........... that c3po monologue was so cringe it was brilliant
slo-mo into slower-mo into even slower-mo did it for me.
He kept going on and on lmao.
I gotta admit I found myself loving the slow mo because it made me appreciate how George framed his shots, and how dialed-in all the performances are from Guinness, Hamill, Ewan and Hayden 😊
This is so painfully on-point. The exposition dumps are just sooo Zach Snyder. He really doesn't get into show-don't-tell. And INFINITE SLOW MO!
I was expecting the over-use of slo-mo, but it was the titles absolutely destroying the opening scene and VFX doing the same with scenes later on that clinched this for me. 100% accurate 10/10.
Rebel Moon is absolutely a movie that was made. It was a movie made by Zach Snyder.
I enjoyed it, but my god does he have a lot of bad habits that keep getting worse and worse.
It is absolutely a movie of all time.
Yeah, I was expecting this to be Rebel Moon footage
@@RobinDale50 If I were to see a movie, one of those movies could be Rebel Moon.
@@adamgroszkiewicz814 It is indeed entirely within the realms of possibility that Rebel Moon is a movie that can be hypothetically watched.
I never knew I wanted a version of Bespin unnecessarily saturated in the sounds of ancient lamentations, but I anticipate it greatly.
Also, Alec's performance really shines in its effortless subtlety with the ridiculous slow motion.
“And something tells me it may happen again. Today.” *promptly walks off*
"More slow mo."
"But sir..."
"More."
"MORE!"
"MOAR!!!"
I want every visual effect fired at that man!
MORE
There’s one thing this movie needs… MORE SLO-MO
When I saw “The Mother Star” I completely lost it 🤣
Absolutely brilliant!
The MARTHA Star
Luke Skywalker: We must destroy the mother star.
Han Solo: This empire has fought many rebels and defeated them before!
Luke Skywalker: I don't care how many rebels and jedi this empire has fought before. They've never fought us. Not us united.
@@ZuluRomeoWHY DID YOU SAY THAT NAME
I was dying laughing... they explained the whole story... ridiculous slow-mo shots, just perfect... and the craziest thing is... this was better than rebel moon.
This was epic. I can't wait for the director's cut.
I started scrolling through the comments looking for this one so I wouldn't have to post it myself. 10/10. Would scroll again.
The slowmo when the stormtrooper bonks his head deserves an Oscar!
My favorite part!
I'm in tears. Yes the slo-mo and the exposition dumps but can we appreciate how they nailed that atrocious scene pacing and how everything is overexplained yet you have no idea what's happening and you don't care about any of the people on the screen? lol
One hundred freakin’ percent
"everything is overexplained yet you have no idea what's happening" that is just perfect representation of Zach Snyder films
Can't wait for the climax of Return of the Jedi in Palpatine's throne room:
"AAAAAARGHH! Martha, please!!"
"WHY DID YOU SAY THAT NAME?"
the slow motion on the stormtrooper bonk on the doorway was perfection. lol.
You can see what a genius Snyder is using the visual medium to its fullest potential. Since dialogue is only used for exposition (I think that's the only thing you can use it for, legally) its better off to have as many montages as possible. I'm also glad he slows down the footage so I can tell what's going on (I regularly breathe gasoline fumes for recreation).
Pass the gas bro, let us drink as brothers destined to behold the great cinematic pile of shit this is 🤣🤣
That forced exposition C3PO monologue is a masterpiece
MY FAVORITE MOMENT THAT MADE ME CHOKE ON MY SODA WAS THE WHOLE MINUTE LONG SLOW MO DRAMATIC MUSIC BEFORE OBI WAN JUST...CUTS THE ARM! :D AND THEN THE SUBSEQUENT MOMENT WITH THE COOL GUY MUSIC AND THE SLOW MOTION NOD TO CHEWIE MADE ME CRY LAUGH SO HARD!!!
“..or you will suffer pain worse than any pain you have imagined that pain can be” is something that i would expect from a Snyder movie
Obi Wan's slow nod to Chewie killed me. How do you come up with these perfect little moments?
That moment is kinda amazing right?The slow mo accentuates things that may go unnoticed, which is likely part of Snyder’s reasoning for using it. Since this slow mo is faked though, it works best over shots with little motion. The Obi look is just one of those perfect moments.
Masterful. I think Mr Snyder would be impressed
I never even realized/forgot that he looked at Chewie after that. This is amazing work. @@Auralnauts
The music. Not a hip hop fan myself - but damn. Spot on...
It would be even more boss if Chewie stepped in to stomp on the guy who got his hand cut off.
I lost when Vader said "It happened again on another planet, years later." Lmao
I was bored about a third of the way in. Y’all nailed it
that constant slow motion is legit exactly what rebel moon felt like. I was bursting out laughing watching it.
This is a strange mix of a Snyder love letter and an intervention. Impeccable editing and writing.
I was at a loss for words here... Thank you for finding them for me.
Best comment 😂
I cant tell if they appreciate zack and taking the piss or they hate him and made this out of spite 😂
More like the general mood with Snyder. He can be a decent director; however, he has his excesses. Needs someone to help bounce ideas off of and help keep him from going overboard. Granted such restraints can also kill creativity... it's a delicate dance.
@@Klaaism He has as many rotten films as Tarantino has films.
Thank you Vader for explaining the symbolism of the lava, I never would have understood that.
They nailed the feel of a 5 paragraph long youtube comment that focuses on one little detail and over dramatizes it
I dunno man the obi wan cantina slomo, at least one stormtrooper shot, and the darth/obi fight looked SWEET😂😂😂
That was really awesome! Vader monologuing made me laugh out loud. 😂
I hope the Syder's "too-coloring" will also be added to the full version.
I had porridge coming down my nose at Vader's first slo-mo. The random slo-mos and close ups, the exposition, the over-epic/inappropriate soundtrack; all too accurate.
What the hell is porridge
@@Warm_and_loveableoatmeal but in rarted zoomer lingo
@FirstnameLastname-my7bz it's the British word for "oatmeal"- everyone says it
@@FirstnameLastname-my7bzyou sound like the zoomer if you call porridge “zoomer lingo” consider playing in traffic
@@FirstnameLastname-my7bzbro said porridge is "zoomer lingo" as if that shit wasn't referred to in the Goldilocks and 3 bears nursery rhyme for centuries 💀
Honestly its crazy how his style really is just exposition dump +slow mo+ epic sounding music. Dude made a whole career out of it.
Not really, but ok.
@mala6238 that is definitely Snyders equation lol don't even try 😂
@@L33ReactsNah, she’s right.
@@L33Reacts the post 2013 one, yes. Especially the Netflix version.
@mala6238 so 300 isn't that? Watchmen is the only one he actually did something different but that's just because he had source material that was once in a life time.
Obiwan cantina my god, this is a best part 😭😭
Exposition dumps and pointless slowmo ad nauseam. Perfection
This is really an amazing example of how "not" to tell a story. The new exposition scenes (at 6:40 for instance) are just spot on. I sent this along to my daughter who is currently a film student.
Didn't Watchmen do that like 4 times lol
It feels like that line that made mark hamil go “George nobody talks like this”
@@WriterPlaysMTG Harrison Ford* "you can type this shit, but you can't say it,"
Really needed the Rock to deliver all the exposition , cos that's his thing now.
@@stevenbishop1782 uh huh...
Well you're very clever...
That famous Stormtrooper head bonk in slow motion absolutely sent me 😂😂
Something tells me it will happen again, today. 😂
This is so spot on. Brilliant.
Lol! You were spot on with the excessive slow mo and exposition dump... and then the "Mother Star" jus made me bust out laughing. Good job.
This is so much better than the 3-minute theatrical version the studio mandated…. Everyone needs to see this version!!
The slo mo is killing me. Love you guys thanks for the always kick ass content
That force choke must’ve got me through the screen cause I couldn’t breathe 😂
I haven’t seen Zack Snyder’s Justice League. I take it there’s a lot of slow-mo, lengthy exposition, and lens flare in it?
@@ScrapKing73you can say that...
@@ScrapKing73 And shitty music.
@@ScrapKing73 Yup, well done, you've got it.... this is what Star Wars would look like if Synder had got his hands on it.
"I, consumed by a newer, darker vision..." Oh, my god. That is laugh-out-loud funny.
The exposition from C3PO is so funny. I love this
"Tell by slowmo flashbacks, don't show" truly a masterclass in writing
How do you make a short video feel like forever? You guys have really captured some movie making magic.
The slow-mo really helps
Zack Snyder couldn't direct traffic in the Sahara Desert. This cracked me the hell up with the slow motion. Hahaha.
That was savage, and Zach Snyder deserved every minute of it.
It's not just the comedy with you guys, which is spot on, it's your technical prowess and ability to really create satire that you can tell pokes fun but also seems to be a love letter at the same time. Truly genius.
I love that in this version we barely even meet or know Han Solo. that's spot-on accurate
This is hilarious and bang on! I love the quick-cuts at the end of the super slow motion choke scene. The exposition dumps, especially with the flashbacks, are chef's kiss.
Release the Auralnauts cut!!
This is inexcusable unless it’s your first movie and you’ve never seen a movie before. And by this I mean zack snyder. You guys killed it.
I can't get over how Vader just walks away after giving his long exposition dump and leaves the Imperial Officer hanging on what his next orders are 😂
The stilted line delivery during the exposition dumps, Vader’s double dump and the non-ending👌
Wow, Zack actually made Vader and Kenobi's duel cooler!
I was thinking the exact same thing. It is unironically a better fight in this version. XD
Someone call me a hearse. Tell them I'm 5'10" and don't be fooled by the laughter, I'm definitely dead.
I don't know who directed this, but they sure do have a distinctive style that I can't imagine getting old over the course of two or more hours, much less an entire career.
I love the “and then I woke up and realised it was all just a baaaad dream😊…or was it?😮💨” ending.
It's glorious! The moment in the cantina... everyone is like "awe shit" and it slows down. Obi-wan is like, "yes shit " bravo.
This is just the kind of spider milk Snyder would've gone for, good job. I cannot wait for the Long Man to see this.
I hope it’s soon, after all, this video may be the only joy he has in life.