Ultrakill - Prime Souls After Defeat

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  • Опубликовано: 14 июн 2023
  • One is filled with sorrow and unleashes the best cry ever. The other doesn't regret a second of it and laughs in death.
    Meme by Viggyry - / like_sisyphus_once_sai...
    #ultrakill #minos #sisyphus #prime #souls #defeat
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  • @Wizard_Pepsi
    @Wizard_Pepsi Год назад +4122

    Minos was sad he couldn't avenge humanity, and Sisyphus realised that even if he died, Gabriel was screwed

    • @Sullysully5
      @Sullysully5 Год назад +139

      I like this comment

    • @ImYourStalker
      @ImYourStalker 7 месяцев назад +32

      lol

    • @joe_dian
      @joe_dian 6 месяцев назад +526

      Minos could either win or lose, sisyphus could either win or know that someone else will win for him

    • @lonelyshpee7873
      @lonelyshpee7873 5 месяцев назад +390

      Why do people misunderstand Sisyphus' character so much. Sisyphus has no regrets. Not because someone else can accomplish what he failed to do, but because he gave it his all despite knowing it was futile. Whether someone can push the boulder to the top after his death doesn't matter to him. What matters is that he pushed the boulder with all of his might. That makes him happy.

    • @donnycorn3086
      @donnycorn3086 4 месяца назад +145

      @@lonelyshpee7873 maybe because this was a version of Sisyphus in a different narration. Not saying he's a totally different dude now, but I can see both ways incorporated as one, since Sisyphus himself led an army to stand against the angels and failed.
      He can feel happy knowing he used all his might to fight his final battle, as well as knowing how cool it will be that Gabriel is gonna be screwed, win or lose.

  • @toasteroven7683
    @toasteroven7683 4 месяца назад +2651

    >breaks out of panopticon by himself
    >”you killed Minos? You seem strong, square tf up”
    >kicks the shit out of the machine for like 2 hours
    >finally fucking defeated
    >”guess my life is over, I regret literally nothing lol”
    >dies cackling
    >refuses to elaborate

    • @midtisel4222
      @midtisel4222 4 месяца назад +43

      What did he mean by this?

    • @gmattonline6068
      @gmattonline6068 4 месяца назад +168

      @@midtisel4222in the mythology, Sisyphus was doomed to eternal struggle and I believe he didn’t regret doing it because it gave him a purpose in life or smth but idk don’t take my word for it (entire last part is to deflect the basement dweller redditors that looove correcting people)

    • @midtisel4222
      @midtisel4222 4 месяца назад +56

      @@gmattonline6068 the entire last part is up to debate, and also isn't a part of the original story. The whole 'he didn't regret it's thing comes from Albert Camus' "The Myth of Sisyphus"

    • @lonelyshpee7873
      @lonelyshpee7873 4 месяца назад +36

      ​@@midtisel4222Yeah, it's not from mythology. But it's very clear that Ultrakill's Sisyphus is heavily inspired by Camus' interpretation.

    • @PEIIIKA
      @PEIIIKA 4 месяца назад +25

      ​​​​​@@lonelyshpee7873The closest theory yet about "and i don't regret the second of it" phrase, is that he (Sisyphus) realized - if the machine have managed to beat someone this strong as him (Sisyphus), The Heaven would fall anyways, and a reason would be not him (Sisyphus), but a machine.
      Also remember that he (Sisyphus) wanted revenge on whole Holy Council.

  • @Zadanoire
    @Zadanoire 4 месяца назад +1603

    *hes either laughing cause he hasn’t had a proper fight like that in years… or he’s laughing, KNOWING THAT HEAVEN IS FUCKED EVEN IN HIS DEATH*

    • @omegablaze135
      @omegablaze135 4 месяца назад +174

      One mush imagine Sysiphus happy.
      No really, he's still happy because he knows gabire is fucked.

    • @MechaLeo
      @MechaLeo 4 месяца назад +76

      Without putting on extra pressure, the one thing that would make me ecstatic after beating treachery:
      MANKIND IS DEAD
      BLOOD IS FUEL
      HELL IS DEAD
      *H E A V E N I S F U E L*

    • @redmadness265
      @redmadness265 4 месяца назад +37

      ​@@MechaLeoWe can only hope.
      MANKIND IS *DEAD*
      *BLOOD* IS FUEL
      *HELL IS EMPTY*

    • @DoorP3
      @DoorP3 3 месяца назад +11

      ​​​@@redmadness265 *ULTRAKILL THE SECOND, HEAVENLY BOOGALOO*

    • @MarcoAntonioColioGallardo
      @MarcoAntonioColioGallardo 2 месяца назад +2

      He's happy for both things

  • @Core_Of_The_Void
    @Core_Of_The_Void 5 месяцев назад +757

    Minos: Lament
    Sisyphus: Lack Of Regret

    • @Masochistic_and_Gone
      @Masochistic_and_Gone 4 месяца назад +17

      "In Hell We Live, Lament" REFERENCE?!??;?

    • @Vaihly
      @Vaihly 4 месяца назад +11

      ​@@Masochistic_and_Gone LIMBUS COMPANYYY

    • @cabbagiel
      @cabbagiel 4 месяца назад +10

      ​@@Masochistic_and_GoneLAMENT
      IF YOU WANTED ME TO LIVE
      IF YOU WANT ME TO FORGIVE
      IF YOU WANT US TO PRETEND LIKE WERE CIVILIZED HUMANS

    • @duftx
      @duftx 3 месяца назад +2

      Ok I totally didn't expect those comments

    • @malthe236
      @malthe236 3 месяца назад +2

      DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING

  • @nathanspire8804
    @nathanspire8804 4 месяца назад +535

    Sisphyus's laughing sounds SO MUCH MORE SCARIER without the explosion and the other sound affects

    • @carlosbustos8096
      @carlosbustos8096 4 месяца назад +38

      He sounds like he defeated heaven as a whole, which means he would've gotten the same joy from being defeated as from winning, a total chad.

    • @aommergaming5023
      @aommergaming5023 4 месяца назад +9

      @@carlosbustos8096Sisyphus is based

    • @flamango8047
      @flamango8047 Месяц назад +8

      Y’all forget that Sisyphus is Minos’ foil, Minos was a kind and just ruler, while Sisyphus was a tyrant

  • @midtoiletgaming4378
    @midtoiletgaming4378 4 месяца назад +227

    >breaks out at the slightest chance at weakened panopticon
    >"oh shit you killed minos? Get ready"
    >beats up v1 for probably a day
    >dies
    >refuses to elaborate

    • @jasonnelson9141
      @jasonnelson9141 3 месяца назад +3

      If he beat him up for a day, Gabriel would be dead

    • @markgallagher1790
      @markgallagher1790 2 месяца назад +2

      I think V1 fighting the Panopticon only woke up Sisyphus. I think he was asleep that whole time, and could have broke out easily had he been awake

    • @stars4772
      @stars4772 5 дней назад +1

      ​@@markgallagher1790yeah he was half formed, just needed a little wakey wakey, flesh prisons only works to pause the inevitable

  • @Z5-XB
    @Z5-XB 7 месяцев назад +1054

    Minos: I’m sorry my people. I can’t bring you salvation. Goodbye.
    Sisyphus: Wait if I die to you. So will Gabriel and heaven… yes. YES! AT LEAST I DIE KNOWING THEY’LL ALL DIE HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHA

    • @shomgurung3511
      @shomgurung3511 5 месяцев назад +6

      Yes I’m your 113 like sorry if I sound like a kid like oh 112 likes and no comment but I will be the forst comment to something that deserves a like like a lot

    • @RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
      @RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA 5 месяцев назад +65

      @@shomgurung3511 You are NOT above the age of 5.

    • @blahblah1798
      @blahblah1798 4 месяца назад

      FUCK YOU ALL I'M RICH kinda statement.

    • @dibs6462
      @dibs6462 4 месяца назад

      Why are you here​@@shomgurung3511

    • @josephsiddiqui6472
      @josephsiddiqui6472 4 месяца назад +2

      How old are you? You sound 8 lmao

  • @Hadfield15
    @Hadfield15 3 месяца назад +88

    What I love most about Sisyphus Prime’s character is that even if he knew his attempts at rebellion and fighting a war against heaven were futile, all he wanted to do was go out swinging.
    And in true spite of the.. well, Sisyphean nature of it all, he never once gave a single, solitary fuck

  • @well8250
    @well8250 4 месяца назад +214

    third prime: "mfer you got minos AND systphus's blood on your hands? nah fuck that heaven is SCREWED. guess im the last one able to stop you, eh fuck it we ball"

    • @Mooonwithanextrao
      @Mooonwithanextrao 3 месяца назад +11

      cerberus prime ??

    • @well8250
      @well8250 3 месяца назад +39

      @@Mooonwithanextrao lebron james prime

    • @tianrongchen6916
      @tianrongchen6916 3 месяца назад +13

      JESUS PRIME

    • @clan_boyd_3
      @clan_boyd_3 2 месяца назад +2

      How can we turn this into a Prime Soul's speech?

    • @tianrongchen6916
      @tianrongchen6916 2 месяца назад +5

      @@clan_boyd_3 we need to start with some sentence about being free from their cells

  • @SillyLittleGentleman
    @SillyLittleGentleman 7 месяцев назад +308

    ok if I hear Sisyphus laughing in my dreams am literally gonna head out

  • @literallyeveryultramarine_ever
    @literallyeveryultramarine_ever Месяц назад +26

    minos: "For the crime your kind have committed against humanity...are NOT forgotten!"
    sisyphus: "Hey, it's me, Goku! I heard you're pretty strong!"

  • @gneu1527
    @gneu1527 4 месяца назад +382

    Why noone talks about how canonically, Minos' soul started to form only when flesh prison was destroyed and he was still a very difficult challenge for many people

    • @BurningCarcass
      @BurningCarcass 4 месяца назад +94

      Meanwhile Sysphius took a "nap" and broke out of the pantopicon prison, which is stronger than the flesh prison, BY HIMSELF and proceeds to beat the shit out of a tin can for 3 hours straight.

    • @anthonygamer-jg3wn
      @anthonygamer-jg3wn 4 месяца назад +15

      Minis is stronger than sysiphus but the difference is that minos couldnt become​ a prime soul and sysiphus could than that means that minos prime was strong as fuck even without being a prime soulmakes him strong as fuck@@BurningCarcass

    • @BurningCarcass
      @BurningCarcass 4 месяца назад +64

      @@anthonygamer-jg3wn I respect your argument
      But I'ma respectfully disagree with that.
      1. Since the first pieces of evidence is that Sysphius is literally a Warlord. So you know he's strong as Fuck.
      For Minos.. I forgot, but he was a king or smth, a loving and good king.
      2. The Flesh Prison was made to hold Minos, and only after we (the player) defeat the flesh prison, only THEN Minos prime forms. Since that's when he first forms as a prime soul. But not saying Minos is weak. Far from it.
      Not only he has godly strength, he has godly willpower to FORM into a prime soul. However, the flesh Pantopicon (which is just flesh prison but on crack) is made SPECIFICALLY to hold Sysphius Prime. Which already formed either before or IN the prison. And was just asleep. And we (Player) "woke him up" and he proceeded to DESTROY HIS OWN PRISON just to beat the shit out of us. That just shows how strong both his willpower, and overall strength is.
      3. Minos Telegraphs his attacks very clearly. I mean they do pack a punch, but it's relatively easy to dodge if you literally listen and move out of the way when he says "JUDGMENT". However Sisyphus does not telegraph shit, he does it rarely. And he goes FAST. And in YOUR FACE. He will p e r f e c t l y beat the living shit out of you without breaking a single sweat.
      Yeah sure you can parry almost every single one of his attacks, but they are definitely not easy to dodge.
      Since this guy is ON YOU 24/7.
      Minos does the same thing but gives you a small break by menacingly walking towards you before telegraphing more attacks.
      The only break Sisyphus gets is literally a slap to your face and ego.
      4. (Don't take this seriously)
      Sysphius Prime is a fucking giant compared to Minos
      5. King Minos died from Gabriel, and manifested as a prime soul and full of vengeance for his wrong, unfair execution.
      Meanwhile Sysphius.. BEFORE HE DIED, AS A HUMAN, challenged fucking HEAVEN (failed ofc, and died to Gabriel) but still had the balls to fight heaven, and comes back as a literal force of nature. He legit scared his own fucking prison to death 💀
      And he's mostly doing this for revenge and because he just wants to be annoying to hell and Gabriel
      Sysphius Prime overall is just better than Minos.
      Lore wise.. Minos is better.

    • @BurningCarcass
      @BurningCarcass 4 месяца назад +28

      @@anthonygamer-jg3wn I like your argument though! I'll admit, before Sysphius Prime came into the picture.. Minos was fucking HIM
      Minos and Sysphius are GOATS in their own ways.

    • @ineedalife6
      @ineedalife6 4 месяца назад +34

      Sisyphus formed as a prime right after his death, ofc that scares the heavens shitless.
      Minos only formed right after Flesh Prison was defeated, had no combat experience and literally came up with his entire moveset when he fought V1 and yet was the hardest boss until Sisyphus stepped up.
      And being the kind and humble man he was, he legit gave V1 a chance. I mean who tf is warning the enemy of the move before they execute the move.
      Yeah, Minos takes the W in lore.

  • @LibraryOfRuina_Angelica
    @LibraryOfRuina_Angelica 3 месяца назад +35

    Minos : I failed to avenge Humanity....
    Sisyphus : Even if I'm alive or dead, Gabriel is screwed.

  • @The_Official_You2
    @The_Official_You2 Месяц назад +10

    My headcanon for ultrakill memes is that random machines all over the underworld are posting them to an unknown network created by the terminals for hell internet likes

  • @Warhammerfan667
    @Warhammerfan667 6 месяцев назад +188

    *3 days pass* jesus prime gets back up

    • @teancrumpets5685
      @teancrumpets5685 4 месяца назад +20

      would be cool, if they added a jesus prime, release an update 3 days later where you have to fight him again

    • @I_Eat_Children_For_Dinner
      @I_Eat_Children_For_Dinner 4 месяца назад

      And another 3 days another one and another one until its become beyond impossible

    • @Warhammerfan667
      @Warhammerfan667 4 месяца назад

      @@teancrumpets5685 omg yes

    • @I_Eat_Children_For_Dinner
      @I_Eat_Children_For_Dinner 4 месяца назад

      @@teancrumpets5685 bassicaly until he is impossible?

    • @theenderdestruction2362
      @theenderdestruction2362 3 месяца назад +5

      ​@teancrumpets5685 v1 never actually defeats him, jesus isnt down there to be punsihed, hes punishing v1 for killing mankind (in this case, jesus just doesn't bleed)

  • @tensefan3008
    @tensefan3008 2 месяца назад +22

    Minos:, im sorry...
    sisyphus: lmao dnc gabriel dead anwyay

  • @egeparlak8004
    @egeparlak8004 2 месяца назад +7

    Sisyphus is the type of people to laugh at their bed in Bedwars being destroyed, so he is no longer bound to a whole bunch of idiots

  • @Random_voice_actor
    @Random_voice_actor 3 месяца назад +24

    V1 has just destroyed Minos and Sisyphus' win streak
    Minos: noooo! I have to re-do all of that nooo!
    Sisyphus: I AM FREEEEEE!

  • @Scythephighting
    @Scythephighting 3 месяца назад +17

    “Hmm so conclude the life and time of Sisyphus prime a fitting end“ *crazed laughter*

  • @munsterlandr1644
    @munsterlandr1644 4 месяца назад +76

    honestly it'd be kind of interesting to write a paper about what made em react differently, compare and contrasting them. It'd be interesting. If anyone reading this finds a way to do this, that'd be baller.

    • @robloxbot6004
      @robloxbot6004 3 месяца назад +6

      Minos was in sadness because he could not save his citizens and could not bring back his city to glory
      Sisyphus was laughing because he knew that since v1 is stronger than him this means everyone he tried to kill will die anyway like gabriel
      Something like that

    • @highadmiraljt5853
      @highadmiraljt5853 3 месяца назад +10

      Minos was fighting in order to progress on achieving a goal (saving his people), and once it became unreachable, he lamented.
      Sisyphus fighting for the sake of it. He did everything he did out of spite and self realization. He didnt have an actual end goal. He was fully shit and giggles.
      Minos played a game to win, meanwhile Sisyphus played a game for fun, not caring if he won or lost.
      Ultrakill Sisyphus seems to be based off of Camus’ Sisyphus, which realizes the pointlessness of his task, yet continued.

    • @WestGarbage6
      @WestGarbage6 Месяц назад +6

      Their final lines pretty much convey all you need to know.
      "Forgive me my children, for I have failed to bring you salvation from this cold, dark world..."
      Minos cared about his people more than anything, it saddens him greatly to know that in his death, he has failed the people he swore to protect and care for, and he blames it on himself, he's a deeply selfless and kind, giving person, as evidenced by his prime form being so transparent and faceless, with his crown resembling his city which he puts above himself. He feels as though he gave his people false-hope, and that in the end he was too weak to do anything meaningful to help anyone (More evidence to support this: His voice line upon entering his second phase is him growling "Weak," while initially it may seem directed at the player, it makes far more sense that he is calling himself weak for losing the battle, for not being strong enough to stand up for his people and fight) which eats away at him inside, knowing his death has doomed his people, if they were even still alive to begin with, and worse yet he knows he could've done more to help them, if he wasn't so passive when Gabriel struck him down, if he had fought back at all.
      "Ahh... So concludes the life and times of King Sisyphus, a fitting end to an existence defined by futile struggle. And I don't. Regret. A second of it."
      Right off the bat, you'll notice that Minos' death speech didn't talk about himself at all, his first and last thoughts were about his people, and how he wishes he could've done more for them, instead, Sisyphus only talks about himself, what's happening to him, what he wants, what he's done, what he thinks, and he regards himself as King, even when his kingdom is no more, Sisyphus is a deeply self-centered person, he could care less about what happens to his people, if anything his only desire is to see heaven fall, purely out of revenge, but in this realm of egocentrism, there's also a sense of nihilism, Sisyphus doesn't care what happens, it doesn't matter whether he lives or dies, whether heaven stands or falls, whether the machine or him win or lose, it didn't matter that he stood no chance against heaven when he rebelled, the outcome would be the same anyways, so why should he care? And rather than sink him into a deep pit of hopelessness and depression, if anything, this nihilistic view of the world is what motivates Sisyphus, so what if he lives or dies? Regardless, why not give it his all? It's about living in the moment to him, he knows his actions are futile, and he doesn't care, because he's going to give his all and enjoy it, even if the boulder will inevitably roll down the mountain anyways.
      Overall, the two characters different focuses have to do with their own priorities, Sisyphus cares only for himself, he doesn't give a rats ass about anything else besides what he's doing in the moment, while Minos is far more empathetic, and he wishes to improve the lives of all of those who seek it, Minos wants to help others, while Sisyphus wants to help himself.

  • @icetide9411
    @icetide9411 Месяц назад +7

    Sisyphus experienced the moment of "Dear god if this thing killed me those angels are SO dead"

  • @dedhorror2923
    @dedhorror2923 Месяц назад +3

    I like to think that Minos’s death scream is him being pushed into a comically deep hole and Sisyphus’s death laughter is what Minos hears while falling down said hole

  • @NaveeSeal
    @NaveeSeal 4 месяца назад +18

    Sisyphus just casually laughing like Majora

    • @thebreadbringer9522
      @thebreadbringer9522 4 месяца назад +3

      Sisyphus would beat Majora to death with its own moon.

  • @dragongirl0666
    @dragongirl0666 Год назад +59

    I forgot I had my volume all the way up 😅 well that hurt my ears

    • @khrystiandusombre7742
      @khrystiandusombre7742 7 месяцев назад +4

      Welcome to the tinnitus gang here is your complimentary ear ringing

  • @thatrandomfurguy
    @thatrandomfurguy Год назад +127

    truly syspussy

    • @sierra3slaglag203
      @sierra3slaglag203 Год назад

      Sissypussy

    • @bellAa_akaPlusheen
      @bellAa_akaPlusheen 11 месяцев назад +11

      ultracats (search it up)

    • @Hatsoon
      @Hatsoon 7 месяцев назад +1

      Fuck you you got this on my mind. DURING NOVEMBER!

    • @Rattle-Bones
      @Rattle-Bones 5 месяцев назад +2

      ​@@bellAa_akaPlusheen
      Okay.

    • @SOMETHING-WICKED_ultrakill
      @SOMETHING-WICKED_ultrakill 5 месяцев назад +7

      @@bellAa_akaPlusheen the only thing i found is mirage, V2 and V1 all with cat ears (also cute ultracats)

  • @suelysilva359
    @suelysilva359 4 месяца назад +12

    Sysiphus laugh without the firework ahh effects is so weird

  • @aaronboy5512
    @aaronboy5512 4 месяца назад +20

    Prometheus prime

    • @Van4eus
      @Van4eus 4 месяца назад

      Yea i want that

    • @godzillabutwithinternet.6945
      @godzillabutwithinternet.6945 3 месяца назад +4

      Tbf though, Minos kinda served as the Prometheus role, deciding to save his people and being punished for it

  • @Imdeadiwomp
    @Imdeadiwomp Месяц назад +2

    Minos prime : fighting you because of your sins
    Sisyphus : *you seem to killed Minos.put them hands up.*

  • @Ohyeah199
    @Ohyeah199 2 месяца назад +3

    Now we no longer have to imagine him happy

  • @specygamer30
    @specygamer30 7 месяцев назад +16

    we love sun guy

  • @Marhalthebelchonok
    @Marhalthebelchonok 3 месяца назад +3

    Minos: sad
    Sisyphus: FUCKING LAUGH
    Next prime soul: ok and

  • @ahumanoidtroodon1074
    @ahumanoidtroodon1074 2 месяца назад +23

    Pinos:
    - gets overpowered constantly by flesh prison to keep from forming
    - “just” and “kind” king (🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮)
    - tries to perform a citizens arrest on a silly goober machine
    - whinges about being a failure (sore loser)
    Pisyphus:
    - starts priming before the angels even put him in the cube
    - contrary to popular belief, he doesn’t break out because the panopticon is weakened slightly, but just because you’re loud enough to wake him up
    - tenacious warmonger
    - throws hands with a silly goober war machine that has defeated an angel and another prime soul as a warmup because he just woke up
    - when he’s beaten, absolutely loses it and laughs all the way up until he explodes, because he knows that heaven is absolutely IN for it

    • @DeXyfero
      @DeXyfero 2 месяца назад +1

      he is so small, that pinos

    • @MikoMikoMadness
      @MikoMikoMadness Месяц назад +5

      man you really hate nice people, huh?

    • @mercuryhp78
      @mercuryhp78 Месяц назад

      Bro masturbate with syphisus pics every night

    • @estrelaplatinada6506
      @estrelaplatinada6506 Месяц назад +2

      you sound like the kinda of person to vote to the worst president and get out of the country

    • @MikoMikoMadness
      @MikoMikoMadness Месяц назад

      @@estrelaplatinada6506 if it's me you're talking about
      uh
      you'd be right (I kinda hate it here)

  • @chainsawguyyy
    @chainsawguyyy 3 месяца назад +4

    If Minos died crying, Sisyphus died laughing, then does that mean that the last prime soul will die being furious?

  • @Demofromheavyisded
    @Demofromheavyisded 2 месяца назад +3

    sisyphus died knowing that the armies of heaven would be crushed anyway,and that cackling still haunts me ffs

  • @Loolilol
    @Loolilol Месяц назад +1

    When thinking about it, Sisyphus talks about crushing armies of heaven and you crushed him. That means V1 has the power level to straight up overtake heaven. Dam did humans make strong machines.

  • @Cool_Name-idk
    @Cool_Name-idk Месяц назад +2

    >cheats death 3 times
    >doomed to eternal torment, takes it in like a chad
    >"ok fuck this shit imma fight those angels"
    >willpower so strong his soul starts forming before the angels can even react
    >amimir.jpg
    >"you killed minos? he was a pussy anyway, lemme show you a real fight"
    >beats the shit out of you for hours. days, even.
    >dies laughing
    the sisyphean grind 💪

  • @EpicGameGamer
    @EpicGameGamer 4 месяца назад +21

    minos is sad about his death and sisyphus doesn't give a shit. Does that mean the P-3 boss won't die without taking us down with him?

    • @nrp6676
      @nrp6676 3 месяца назад +2

      hold on. bro might be onto something

    • @just-a-fnf-fan
      @just-a-fnf-fan 3 месяца назад +2

      bro’s cooking

    • @tianrongchen6916
      @tianrongchen6916 3 месяца назад +5

      I mean P-3 might be Jesus prime and Jesus turns water into wine, maybe he can turn blood into wine which will slowly kill V-1 so it would be a battle for who can kill the other faster

    • @EpicGameGamer
      @EpicGameGamer 3 месяца назад +2

      @@tianrongchen6916 how the actual hell would jesus even fit in the lore

    • @tianrongchen6916
      @tianrongchen6916 3 месяца назад +2

      @@EpicGameGamer yes

  • @Toprak135
    @Toprak135 Месяц назад

    So concludes the life and times of King Sisyphus
    A fitting end to an existence defined by futile struggle
    Doomed from the very start...
    And i don't regret a SECOND of it!

  • @destroyedplanetthatlooksli3125
    @destroyedplanetthatlooksli3125 2 месяца назад +1

    And I don't regret a second of it!

  • @Apricite
    @Apricite Месяц назад

    Minos: cries
    Sisyphus: gg

  • @user-ct1ku8zu4v
    @user-ct1ku8zu4v 4 месяца назад +12

    Minos after being defeated: "I have failed my people.....This cold dark world has no salvation anymore...."
    Sisyphus after being defeated: k, that was fun i gtg AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

  • @ryanc970
    @ryanc970 2 месяца назад +5

    The virgin: "Forgive me my children, I have failed you"
    Vs the Chad: "So concludes the life and times of King Sisyphus... AND I DON'T REGRET A SECOND OF IT"

  • @mrdeadflower
    @mrdeadflower 4 месяца назад +3

    bro really pressed K + M1 in postal 2

  • @doomeddigs7292
    @doomeddigs7292 3 месяца назад +2

    An excellent example of what separates a gigachad homie and a true sigma male

  • @marcell5935
    @marcell5935 27 дней назад +1

    that is very funny "hahaha"

  • @retrox2776
    @retrox2776 Месяц назад

    P1: Sad
    P2: Happy
    P3: Angry (i assume)

  • @Gosh..
    @Gosh.. Год назад +5

    Yup

  • @specterknight0542
    @specterknight0542 Месяц назад

    I actually feel sad for minos seeing his past

  • @idkatthispoint265
    @idkatthispoint265 4 месяца назад +2

    okay so minos is sad
    sisyphus laughs
    p-3 is going to be too angry to fuckin die 100%

  • @Minos_prime1321
    @Minos_prime1321 3 месяца назад +1

    Prepare thyself!

  • @Gabeatron9002
    @Gabeatron9002 2 месяца назад +1

    Minos: I am sorry to all of you, for being unable to do more against the unjust torment of heaven
    Sisyphus: Lmao gg tin can, I don't regret a thing *hysterical laughter*

  • @dawidek8237
    @dawidek8237 28 дней назад

    sisyphus is possibly one of the nicer characters in ultrakill, maybe chaotic neutral
    he escapes the prison and when he realizes you defeated minos, he asks you for a sparring match. he doesnt call you weak or anything, he just wants to warm up for the battle with heaven itself
    and when you defeat him, he was basically bested by you and let you move on
    meanwhile minos, v2 and gabriel death threaten you

    • @PhantomChaos76
      @PhantomChaos76 16 дней назад

      Well, he too, threatens you with death. "Come forth, child of man. And die."

  • @HalfWolf2
    @HalfWolf2 Месяц назад

    Tbh sysiphus laughs like father grigori

  • @dantecote6763
    @dantecote6763 Месяц назад

    So something that I just found out both of them are Greek legends so I wonder who might be the 3rd one

  • @maximoflorestorres9408
    @maximoflorestorres9408 2 месяца назад

    0:17 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA.

  • @ISuperYoloI
    @ISuperYoloI Месяц назад

    "I may have been and asshoke with the gods, punished by pushing a rock almost eternally, started a failure of a rebelion against heaven and beat the shit out of by a machine but i dont give a shit"

  • @fabianprocruzpeo8289
    @fabianprocruzpeo8289 4 месяца назад +1

    That looks more like "minus"

  • @Final_boss_Jackinthebox
    @Final_boss_Jackinthebox Месяц назад

    Imagine if Jack in the box was the third prime soul he would say: hmm the people have forgotten the name of Jack in the box I am eager to make you remember the taste the blood of McDonald's and burger king [first prime soul is McDonald's and second prime soul is burger king] resonates from your hands come forth worker and TASTE!
    And he would die like: so you have finally overcome and worked for me I am proud make them remember but now I must rest in the box goodbye...*insert happy laughing*

  • @RMG4M32
    @RMG4M32 4 месяца назад +3

    Sisyphus: i regret nothing

  • @Darkenium
    @Darkenium 5 месяцев назад +6

    The laugh that'll never get funny

  • @jimmyctf3247
    @jimmyctf3247 4 месяца назад +8

    Minos: Aaaaaaaaaagh
    Sisyphus : Hahahahaha
    What will P-3 be?

  • @mattix_0490
    @mattix_0490 4 месяца назад +1

    Why did i read minors instead of minos
    Is it because im one or what

  • @egeparlak8004
    @egeparlak8004 3 месяца назад

    Minos: Forgive me humanity sob sob sob
    Sisyphus: I die? Oh no. But Gabriel die too? *LMFAO*

  • @Someone-mu1mp
    @Someone-mu1mp 3 месяца назад +1

    i wonder where they go after they die

    • @PhantomChaos76
      @PhantomChaos76 16 дней назад

      Probably to another flesh prison, to reform again.

  • @cheesemanmaster
    @cheesemanmaster 4 месяца назад +6

    I am disappointed in this anti-minos slander

    • @anthonygamer-jg3wn
      @anthonygamer-jg3wn 4 месяца назад +2

      I preffer minos becaus eof his lore and that death scream

    • @lolmaobrih3336
      @lolmaobrih3336 4 месяца назад +1

      @@anthonygamer-jg3wnsad scream

  • @ChildOfMan
    @ChildOfMan 3 месяца назад +4

    What if Sisyphus just teamed up with V1?!?!!

    • @fischio-gc-hides5994
      @fischio-gc-hides5994 3 месяца назад

      v1 would never team up with a high blood suck

    • @ChildOfMan
      @ChildOfMan 3 месяца назад +2

      @@fischio-gc-hides5994 v1 would get more blood if they attacked heaven though

    • @BanderosLviv
      @BanderosLviv Месяц назад +1

      V1 is not the type of creature that would've plan that far into the future​@@ChildOfMan

  • @Georgii-qv3jz
    @Georgii-qv3jz Месяц назад

    Sisyphus prob laughing not at v1 but at player since he fucked us for 2, less, or more hours(personaly my theory)

  • @waffle_rofl
    @waffle_rofl 24 дня назад

    Virgin monos:
    "He's hard to defeat!1!"
    Literally small guy (5'6)
    Spams projectiles
    Attacks you due to minor inconvenience.
    Dies and cries about it
    Gigachad Sisyphus:
    Tall boi. (2 minoses tall, or 11'2)
    So dangerous, he's literally protected from entering by other demons and then his prison
    "You freed me but you killed minos, you're strong so i fight you" type o' talk
    Beats the heck out of you harder then minos
    Literally upgrade to minos
    Can explode half of map in exchange for no projectiles.
    Dies and rofls about it.
    Does not elaborate
    Dissapears

  • @TabooRetka701
    @TabooRetka701 Месяц назад

    What moving rock for millennia does to mf

  • @Jellotines
    @Jellotines 4 месяца назад +1

    "AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAHAHAHHA *BOOM* "

  • @hippopotomostrosesquippeda5804
    @hippopotomostrosesquippeda5804 Месяц назад

    Minos: waaaaaah😭
    Sisyphus: I don't regret a *SECOND* of it🗿

  • @muhammadyasser4362
    @muhammadyasser4362 4 месяца назад

    Minos more like minors